You're walking down a road in the middle of nowhere. You

say "fuck off" and walk away

>>560264506
Throw a onion at the dude and push him out, allowing you to steal the van.

>>560264506
scream 'ayy lmao' and fly off in my alien saucer

>>560264506
spread butt checks for driver and ask him to insert his penis

>>560264506
Suck the bearded mans dick

>>560264506
open his door, smiling like an autistic potato, and proceed to piss on him

Jerk him off through window

>>560264506
what another guy said in the other thread: punch him in the face and steal van

Shit myself and cry because this man is scary and I want my mommy.

>>560264506
Get in and immediately look for some sort of weapon in case things go south ask him what's going on

Open my eyes to find myself lying on my bed staring at the ceiling. My life is not this interesting. I have no friends and no on is looking for me.

>>560264506
Scream "Nigger" until your throat collapses

>>560264742
roll

>>560264714
reroll

>>560264742
actually roll for this

>>560264506
Look down upon yourself and realise you are a 12 year loli but accept his offer nevertheless because that only makes it more intimidating.

>>560264506
grab him by the dick and climb in the van, tell him you want to drive and if he doesnt move up you are going to suck his dick

Soil self

>>560264506
Punch him in the face, steal his van.

say to him 'sharpie in pooper or gtfo'

>>560264506
piss yourself then inhale from exhaust pipe

go with the flow, get into the car. start to fap under jacket lisening to him

>>560264867
roll for this

>>560264869
Isn't it great
>>560264867
Reroll

>>560264506
Pull gun out of pocket, kill myself and end this stupid game.

Fart in his face, steal his van, and do a 360 doughnut and drive away

>>560265048
winrar

Quietly accept the ride because it is hot as hell outside. Act as if you know the bearded man for now.

jump in, remove clothes

>>560264506
turn around, pull down your pants and shit sgehtti (not spaghetti, you have to say sgehtti) and hotdogs into the mans face then get in the van with him

>>560264939
Reroll

op just pick one of these.

>>560264506
I'll get in. Maybe I have something good to do, or maybe i'll get gangraped.
Either way, it's an experience and i'll probably enjoy it.

>>560265048
winrar

>>560265068
This nigger winrar'd

>>560265068
ok WINRAR.
op stop being a massive faggot.

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>>560265238

WINRAR!

>>560265048

You look at the mysterious bald man for a moment, then get into the passenger seat without saying anything. As soon as you do, you notice a wrench laying at your feet. You keep it under your foot for easy access in case the stranger tries anything.

>"So what the hell's goin on anyway?" you ask.

>"You don't remember a damn thing, do you?" he looks at you and grins while driving. "Ha, yeah that's what I thought. Don't worry though, it'll all make sense soon. We just gotta hurry up before the others catch on. Be glad I found you before they did."

He turns the radio on at high volume, clearly not open to anymore questions. He's driving about 10 mph over the speed limit.

4 decides wat do.

take off my pants, lay down on my belly, and start shitting on my self while screaming "WHO CAN SAY WHRE THE ROAD GOES"

>>560265824
well that was quick

Raise your power level to 9001, exclaim this fact and say What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>560265824
winrar

>>560265824
top keke

>>560265824
Winrar

Touch his bald head to remember how it feels to touch bald heads.

Take a giant bite out of the bald man's arm

>>560265452
shit nigga I didn't even know this was a roll bread

>>560266067

Yeah. OP said 8 decides.

>>560265737
Change station to get baldie's attention. Pull out dick and start masturbating

>>560265737
Punch the guy
Kick him out
Take control of the van

>>560265737
Pretend to do up your shoe laces and grab the wrench, club him over the head and pull the hand break, were taking control

Clock him in the face with the wrench, push his limp body out onto the street and drive off to the nearest town.

masturbate

>>560265824
Winrar

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>>560265824

>"WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES" you scream, shit spewing out of your asshole all over the windshield. The driver can't see a thing past the shit.

>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOI-"

The van skids to the side and then topples over, rolling several times. The windows around you shatter, you hit your head to one side and everything goes dark.

>............

When you wake up, you're on a stretcher in a hospital. Lights and voices buzz around you. No sign of the bald man anywhere, just a nurse in your ear saying "You're gonna be alright, we're taking you to your room"

5 decides wat do

contemplate life while using shit as lube for masturbation

>>560266730
You scream NO and punch her in the face looking for the nearest weapon to start your murder rampage.

>>560266730
Unknowingly get an erection.

tackle the nearest nurse, rip off her top, and furiously rape her

>>560266879
rolling for this

>>560265070
Pull a gun out of my coat pocket I just remembered was in there, kill myself and end this stupid game.

Story over.

>>560266730
Shit pants and ask the nurse if it smells good.

Wake up on airplane from last thread and realize you were dreaming all along

Shoot semen in her eye as a defensive measure.

>>560266730
dickslap nurse then use stretcher as skateboard and skate out nearest window

>>560266748
Winrar

>>560266945
You don't have to play dickweed.

>>560265824

REPEAT

>>560266730
Fuck the nurse
run outside

>>560266945
rip in pieces

>>560266730
Ask the nurse what happened to the bald man.
Try and grab her tits while she's responding, also jerk off.

>>560266945
well that's that.

>>560266945
thank god

>>560267020
lol u mad bro

>>560266945
C'mon man! Why did you have to end this? This is fun.

>>560266945
you have no gun on u lol

>>560266945
shit get, you're at a hospital buddy

anyway:
rerolling >>560266910

>>560266971
Reroll

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you make your way out of the building, whatever the cost is.

grab the hand of the nurse, move it to your erect cock and moan as she strokes it

>>560267000
can trips steal the power of this roll?

>>560266730
As you look around, you realise that you're on a set. There are lights and cameras on the peripheries. All of the staff are actually Grey's Anatomy actors. "fuck this shit" you jump of the gurney and run for the exit.

Jump up from your stretcher, then rip the Nurses throat out.

Say "Nothing personnel, kid" before jumping out of the window

>>560266945

Your weapons were confiscated upon being taken into the hospital. The nurses get you into your room and close the curtain around you. "Get some rest" they suggest before leaving.

>3 decides wat do

>>560266730
Ask how the bald man's doing

Notice filthy bedpan and lick it clean

OP just ignore shitposting
Wait until you're in your room, pull out the IV drips and search for a bottle of painkillers and something to protect yourself with. Like a scalpel

>>560267240
Bash head against wall until I'm dead.

>>560267264
rolling

>>560267240
Pray to shrek

>>560267240
Shit yourself

>>560267240
Eat the curtains.

Investigate your surroundings.

>>560267383
winrar

>>560267364
Rerolling

You make you way out of the hospital.

>>560267383
Winnar!

>>560267383
winrar nigga

>>560267383
winrar

>>560267383

You analyze your near-death experience and realize you should be thankful to even be alive still. Who better to thank than your savior, Shrek? You clasp your hands together and begin to pray.

Mid-way through your prayer to the ogre overlord , you hear a familiar voice.

"Is that you back there, motherfucker?"

It's the bald man. He pulls the curtain back and enters, wearing a hospital gown. He's limping and a long scar runs up his leg. You're happy to see him, but the feeling doesn't seem mutual.

>"You almost got us both killed back there you son of a bitch. Do you realize how fucking stupid you are? It's gonna be way too easy for those guys to find us here. C'mon, we gotta sneak outta here right now."

9 decides wat do

make your way to a computer, go to 4chan. wank to some trap pics. from now on you will call people 'newfag' and never use there real name

>>560268185
rrerolll

>>560268107
take the curtain, fashion a rope, and hang yourself

>>560268107
Realise that the bald head is a sign that ogrlelord answered to your prayers and follow him.

>>560268107
Ask him who he is

Tear off the bald man's gown. Tear his dick off with your bare hands.

>>560268107
Punch him in the face for interrupting your shrek prayer

Ask him to remind you who's after you, whilst scanning the room for any objects you could use for a weapon

Bash head against a wall until I'm dead.

jump out of the window with the baldman and mid-air kiss him on the lips

Jump out window

>>560268107
Eat the curtains.

>>560268107
Look around for a weapon, and clock the bald man over the head.

>>560268410
reroll

>>560268539
winrar

>>560268446
Reroll

>>560268539
winrar

>>560268539
cant escape the .rar

>>560268539
a winner is you

>>560267364
Roll for this + start casually probing for information

>>560268539
>>560268539
>>560268539
OP IS A SLOW FAG

I'M TAKING OVER THIS THREAD

You eat the curtains and immediately struggle with chewing through the tough velvet material. The bald man slaps you on the back of the head and says
>knock it off you idiot, we've go to get out of here
as he grabs your hand and pulls you through a set of double doors with an emergency exit sign into the parking lot


3 decides wat do

>>560269018
no nigger

this thread is great

>>560269018
I refuse to obey anyone who isn't OP!
FUCK OFF SPARTACUS!

>>560269018
punch him in the face and try to run to a nearby car and break in

>>560268539

You stand up, push the bald man aside, and begin chewing on those delicious curtains. Unfortunately your teeth aren't strong enough to take any solid bites out of it, so you just end up slobbering all over them. The bald man grabs you and shoves you back down into your stretcher. He then pulls some hospital scrubs from a plastic bag.

>"I managed to get these out of one of the locker rooms. I'm gonna put 'em on, and we're getting the fuck out of here before those guys find us. I just need you to stay fucking silent until we're outside, or else this won't work."

He changes into the scrubs and looks like a typical mail nurse, then starts rolling you down the hallway towards the elevator.

7 decides wat do

>>560269018
fuck off, make your own thread¨

>>560269390
samefag

>>560269405
Enjoy the ride

>>560269018
no one wants your shit

>>560269018
>>560269390
samefag gtfo

>>560269405
start masturbating

>>560269405
shout HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED THIS MAN IS NOT A NURSE CHECK HIS ID at passing people and nurses followed by SOMEONE CALL SECURITY

>>560269517
win

>>560269405
blackflip out of the stretcher and snap his neck

jump out of the nearest window

>>560269405
Rape him

>>560269517
that was quick

>>560269517
well den

>>560269405
Get in the elevator
Block the elevator between 2 floors
Fuck the man

>>560269405
Eat the stretcher

>>560269405
Get a boner while in hospital uniform and realise everyone sees it and is looking at you while this is exactly what you needed to avoid. Bald man is beginning to lose his patience.

>>560269517

You stay silent and cooperative for the ride out of the hospital. Once the two of you are out on the street the bald man calls a cab over. You both get in and he gives the driver directions to his house.

>"Alright, we should be safe...for now."

After driving for a few blocks the cab stops at a red light. A motorcycle pulls up beside you with two masked men on it. The one on the back pulls out a pistol and begins firing at the cab.

5 decides wat do

you pull out your magical wand and turn the man into a hot loli girl. rape the girl as she yells for 'onii-chan' to stop

>>560270032
Eat the pistol

>>560270032

catch bullets with your steel asshole

Shoot semen out the window and into their eyes as a defensive measure.

>>560270032
Wank

>>560270032
"Stop shooting, i will come in peace"

>>560270185
winnar

>>560270032
Throw the guy to the window and use him as sheild then take control of the cab and run over the 2 other guys

>>560270185
winrar

>>560270185
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

>>560269863
You see the stretcher you had previously been lying on right next to you and begin trying to eat it before the bald man flips out again

>FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SNAP OUT OF IT

he demands as he pulls you away towards a black ford escort
he looks both ways before picking up a large stone and smashing the window, signalling to you to get in the passenger seat

5 decides wat do

Think fast op we getting quick

>>560264714
>>560264716
>>560264742
>>560264761
>>560264765
>>560264813
>>560264862
>>560264875
>>560264935
>>560264937
>>560265015
>>560265146
>>560266037

> ITT: 7 years olds

>>560270032

Put your finger up his butt while looking a very angry

>>560270443
ITT: 6 year old

>>560270032
You realise that you are a pokemon trainer and send out your starter pokemon being a dunsparce

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>>560270443
welcome to 4chan

>>560270185

You attempt to do this, but their masks prevent you from doing do. One of them shoots the driver in the head. The bald man hops into the front seat, shoving the dead body to the side and taking control of the steering wheel and taking off.

The motorcyclists follow from behind, still firing.

4 decides wat do

>>560270057
>roll
You are going to write this and you are GOING TO LIKE IT

>>560270378

pull shit out of your asshole and start eating it

>>560270717
jump ount of the car and hand yourself over

>>560270784

You do not have a magic wand and this does not happen.

Continue rolling for 4.

>>560270717
Use harden

>>560270717

Shove your way over and slam on the brakes.

>>560270717
you start to masturbate the dead driver

>>560270717
Eat the bald man

>>560270717
use your shit as a smokescreen to escape

>>560270942
This

>>560270903
re

>>560270914
Winrar

>>560270914

You attempt to "use harden" but nothing useful results from this.

A second pair of motorcyclists with pistols appears to the left of the taxi, also firing. The bald man is driving pedal-to-the-metal through the city streets trying to escape them.

>>560271280
Wat roll?

I eat the bald guy.

>>560271280

6 decides wat do

>>560271280
Wake up back in hospital

>>560271409
crash the car

>>560271409
masturbate

>>560271280
Roll?
I hide into the dead guy body

>>560271409
Ask the bald guy if he has anything that he can give you to defend yourself.

>>560271280
Open the window and laugh at them for their horrible kdr

Heroically open the door of a speeding car, tell the baldguy "I got an idea, brb" and jump tackle the 2 guys on the motorcycle.

>>560271409
Start singing City escape from sanic adventure 2 at the top of your lungs

>>560271280
blow the bald man

>>560271409
Grab the wheel and crash the car. Get out crying for mercy.

>>560271536
Winrar

>>560271536
Winrar

>>560271409

Call mom, start crying hysterically. Realize she's been dead for two years and eat shoe to cope.

>>560271536
winrar,
>by 3 seconds :o

Look for anything in the cab to throw at the motorcyclists.

>>560271536
Wiiiiiiinraaaaar

>>560271546
pls this and not >>560271536

>>560270914
cmon opee

>>560271280
>You attempt to "use harden" but nothing useful results from this.

what the fuck. whats the point of anyone rolling if you arent going to build a story on their choices.
op is a huge faggot, im out.

Keep the memories.
http://4archive.org/b/thread/560264506

rip op

>>560271536

You open the window and laugh at them. This was not a good decision. One of the motorcyclists easily uses this opportunity to shoot you in the forehead and you die instantly.

>POV CHANGE: YOU ARE NOW THE BALD MAN

Quick briefing:
>The idiot who just got himself killed in the back seat is the son of a rich banker
>The Asian mafia has been hunting him down because of an amulet he inherited from his father
>The amulet is worth approximately 2 million dollars
>The banker was your godfather, and his dying wish was for you to protect his son, but more importantly, the amulet

Rules to now being the bald man:
>Retarded rolls are invalid
>"lel shit myself uncontrollably xD"
>OP will veto anything like this, or anything illogical, or suicide

You are now racing a stolent cab, being chased by Asian mafia hitmen. The amulet is in the dead son's back pocket.

7 decides wat do

jump out the car, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur and walk towards gunmen flailing your arms shouting 'shoot me shoot me'

>>560272582

lel shit myself uncontrollably xD

>>560272582
Slam on the brakes, causing the mafia dudes to crash and burn.

>>560272582
take your 9" schlong and slowly insert it into your asshole

>>560272621
reroll

>>560272582
quickly grab the amulet and continue driving

thanks for the rules btw.

>>560272582
The bald man says to himself, OP who ever you are you just got rid of your main fucking plot point you invalid

>>560272582
reach for the amulet and push the body out of the car, hopefully it distracts the Asian mafia

>>560272582

Grab the amulet, open the car door, tuck and roll and hope for the best.

>>560272582
Remember the evasive driving techniques you saw on "Cops" and other chase scenes from numerous 70s movies, bump into one of the motorcycles in an attempt to make them crash.

>>560272621
reroll

Also, op is confirmed faggot for his new 'rules' that he can veto.
Basically OP can now choose the story to be how he wishes.
Basically OP is writing this story.

>>560272836
reroll

>>560272931
this

>>560272952
rolling for this

>>560272582
Get ride of the hitmen
Eat the amulet because you got hungry

>>560272993

Not true, I'm just not accepting any retarded nonsensical actions.

Cry silently and wish my pet cat never got trapped in the washing machine.

>>560273227
grab the amulet and tuck it under your shirt. Open the door on Retard's side and let his body fall out.

>>560273227
Hey OP
there is a winar
>>560272917

go go gadget helicopter.

>>560273497
w-winrar...?

>>560273438
reroll

also continue driving and try to slam any bikers that continue to follow you.

>>560273497
winrar???

>>560273643
>>560273497

Nope.

Stop the car instantly so they crash into you and die.

Roll the taxi cab crushing the motorcycles beneath you.

>>560272931
reroll

Grab the amulet, but it starts to shine and shimmer. You get a weird feeling that there is more to the mystery of this amulet.

>>560272582
Fumble for the amulet and haul ass to a safehouse.

>>560273687

abandon thread

Lose your pursuers in the woods and survive by eating the corpse of that really cool guy who just died

>>560273687
confirmed faggot. go go gadget helacopter can be extremely useful. Good day, sir.

>>560274291
Reroll

>>560274464

And good day to you, old chap.

Turn on cruise control, go into the dead son's pockets, get the amulet then tuck and roll.

>>560274557
Goddamnit second time op got 7

>>560273687
Re roll>>560273832

>>560273680
reroll again

Where are all the sevens?

>>560272931
reroll

>>560274805
OP took them, also reroll for >>560274579

Classic "Get in"

>>560274472
7 get now yes?

Swerve 9/10 infront of one of the motorcycles. While holding onto the wheel use your other hand to toss the retards body infront of the bikes front wheel. But remember to grab the amulet before doing so.

i pull out my pistol and blow them away

>>560274980
Re-roll

Come on op, stop taking all the 7's

>>560274579
Reroll for the last time.

>>560275227
WINRAR FINALLY

>>560275227
A GOOD
WINRAR FUCKING FINALLY!

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When Is this dumb fucking thread going to die?

>>560275227

You set the cab to cruise control and move to the back seat, barely ducking bullets in the process. You grab your godbrother's dead body and go through his pockets until you find the amulet. With it, you leap through the open window and roll across the pavement while the motorcyclists speed ahead. In an attempt to pull a u-turn, one of the pairs crashes against the cab. The other pair are moving towards you.

5 decides wat do
Even though I think this is about to cap

>>560275874
Run and get prone and hide.

>>560275845

>>560275874
Run into the nearest store, steal clothes and a hat. Walk out, hail a cab and book a flight to Indonesia on as you're headed to the airport.

you stay in cover behind a parked car till they get close. Then with both of your arms you step out and strike them in the chest causing the bike to keep going and for them to drop off.

>>560276293
reroll
also op make a new thread

>>560275874
get a gun and take the amulet hostage, even though it looks retarded as shit. demand 1mil $, jet and a hostage. Fly to wherever you please and at your destination, give the hostage the amulet and the plane. Now get the fuck away and hide before they find you again

Op died

>>560272621
>>560272993
Seriously just shut the fuck up and leave if you don't like it. Make your own thread or go somewhere else we don't care but quit being a faggot here.

>>560278248
Threads dead