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Les get hte nudes
7 wins
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(Roll)
How's it going?
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>>560251494
Sandy Hook was a hoax
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>>560251494
Show me your
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I will give you $100 if you show me your tits
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You doing anything tonight?
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>>560251494
show me your owls
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I miss your face! Let's go for a drink some time :)
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>>560251807
winrar
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I want to brooke your back
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>>560251807
Fucking winrar, better deliver op.
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>>560251807
Win u faggot
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8 wins
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>>560251807
winrar
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>>560251807
winned
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what im going to do to you tonight ;)
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you should send picture of your tits or someone will die.
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>>560252095
Never mind. So do you have plans this evening?
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i was in my garage cleaning up and i found a bag of dildos. I live with my father
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NVM I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR TITS
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>>560252095
a person you stupid cunt. now stfu and show some tits
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hey um...someone posted this thread about you...kinda weird >>560251494
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>>560252095
You have amazing tits.
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>>560252095

Just some girl, shes not half as beautiful as you though ;)
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Nothing wrong how are you feeling today :) ?
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>>560252212
re-roll
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>>560252095
pay more attention to the news, cunt
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>>560252218
I'm da winrar 4 once, fuck yeah
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>>560252218
vvinrar
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3 is winnar
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the blacks did the holocaust
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tryna jack it send me pictures of your tits you fat cunt
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>>560252378
winrer
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plan to see you nekkid...
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masturbating while talking with you.
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just masturbating till my dick bleeds
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>>560252519
why kill a spider :(
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>>560252519
You mean before or after we fuck ;)
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>>560252519
Nothing. Need some help with those things maybe :)
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>>560252519
Need someone to make you popcorn?
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Well i plan to see your tits
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Can i join you?
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plan to make you cum, mumma
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>>560252620
reroll
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>>560252519
fapping to your beach pictures baby
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send me a picture of your titties you cunt
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>>560252519
i hoped we could skype and meet each other better!
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Eat dat butthole
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>>560252751
Roll
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i can kill that spider for you
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>>560252620
reroll
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>>560252662
reroll
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Im best spider killer
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>>560252519
Just jacking off into those panties I stole from you a few months ago.
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>>560252519
thinking about you naked and aggressively stroking my shaft
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>>560252813
WinRar is that you
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>>560252813
Chicken dinner
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>>560252813
nigger
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>>560252806
reroll
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>>560252813
winrrararararararr
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>>560252813
Winrar
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>>560252813
hahahahahaha
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texting you in hopes to see some tits
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>>560252519
I think I'm the only one trying to help you get laid op, everyone else is saying "IM GUNNA FAP TO U" and "NIGGANIGGANIGGA". And I swear to god if this is winrar you are fucked.
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>>560252662
reroll
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>>560252519
I'm going to sit at home on my computer all night. I plan to visit a website called 4chan.org/b/ and act like the sissy I am. What is 4chan you ask? It's a site where I have created a thread about you. Yes that's right, I've posted a thread on 4chan.org/b/ asking all of my internet friends to tell me what to say to you so I can see your tits. I'm a sad sack of shit please fuck my face.
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>>560252896
rerollan
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>>560252519
How the fuck you not know sandy hooks
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>>560253036
Yeah these faggots dont know how to play
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>>560253067
fack off nig
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She dont like it
9 wins
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>>560253067
This!
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>>560253262
my meal will be your pussy
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>>560253262
I was talking about yours
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Eat ma cock
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>>560253262
no reall tho, can we skype and get to know each other better
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>>560253262
But I need you baby
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>>560253262
lol sorry, my little brother moot stole my phone that was him
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Shut up cunt
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>>560253262
Thanks :D although I'd rather eat your pussy m'lady
*pic of fedora*
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u wan sum fuk?
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>>560253262
I'm going to sit at home on my computer all night. I plan to visit a website called 4chan.org/b/ and act like the sissy I am. What is 4chan you ask? It's a site where I have created a thread about you. Yes that's right, I've posted a thread on 4chan.org/b/ asking all of my internet friends to tell me what to say to you so I can see your tits. I'm a sad sack of shit please fuck my face.
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>>560253262
I will enjoy you to the fullest.
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Just lollygagging m'lady. I'm going to select a nice fedora and seduce myself some ladies this fine evening.
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Fuck this cancer
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>>560253262
Oh btw can I have a picture of your asshole
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>>560253417
Reroll
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>>560253509
chickan dinnar
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>>560251494

I want photos of your breasts
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>>560253504
2nd
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Sorry, that was a joke. I just really like you. Sorry, that was my attempt at humor


>get anon nudeles
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send me a picture of your rack you fat cunt
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>>560253509
win
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>>560253417
Rerawling
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can I eat your butthole and/or dat cat?
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>>560253509
winzip
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Letz dew eht
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>>560253417
Rerereroll
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>>560253729
>>560253509
choose one OP
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Save It fuckers 5 wins
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>>560253509
7 zip
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>>560253936
Show me your tits and i will
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I love you
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>>560253936
You can fuck my dick
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>>560253936

I have a cock the size of a pencil.
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Post her kik
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>>560253920
After a nutted my load in that butt of yours. Let's fuck with american horror story in the background.
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>>560253936
Not before I give you the old lickaroo
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>>560253936
I want you to shit in my mouth
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>>560253936
can i fuck you?
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>>560253936
I'm sorry, can we start over?
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I have a little dick..do you want suck it?
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>>560254035
win.
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>>560253936
>>560253936
show me your genitals genitalia
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>>560253936
I'm so sorry, m'lady! My friend had my phone and was sending all those horrible misogynist things.
*tips fedora*
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>>560253936
yes, but i could also fuck you
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>>560254048
Reroll
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>>560254035
>>560254035
winrar>>560254165
>>560254165
>>560254165
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>>560254165
this one is winzip.
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Holy shit, I'm sorry about my cuzin. He was being a ass hole and thought it would be funney to message you random shit.
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>>560254165
winrar
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>>560253936

i will fucking murder you and your Jewish family
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Kek 4 is next
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>>560254430
You made a huge mistake
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>>560254430
i will murde your fucking family with my dads shotgun if you dont send me nude pictures of yourself right now!!
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>>560254430
Do you want to stroodle my noodle?
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I hope you get raped by a nigger.
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>>560254430
Can't you read?
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>>560253428
reroll
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bitch
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babe im just messing with you, wanna swap noodz?
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that was jk
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>>560254594
kekles
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Holy shit, I'm sorry about my cuzin. He was being a ass hole and thought it would be funney to message you random shit..
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>>560254430
can you suck on my small cock
and marco is a faggot
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>>560254594
topkek
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its the name of my cock. I named it 7 zip.
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>>560254594
WIN!
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winrar
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>>560254430
Wanna come over some time
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message this person for nudes
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>>560254814
winrar
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>>560254430
I have 7 inches to unzip for you baby. What do you have for me ?
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I like your ego
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She thinks she's cool show her 2
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>>560254851
you have a boyfriend?
and the other person in chat gives nudes?
Are they guy nudes or are you a gay?
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>>560254430
Go fuck myself!
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tits or gtfo
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>>560255050
if you show me your tits, i will show you my cock
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>>560255050
im really sorry i just want to get my little dick sucked by a fucking walrus you jigaboo
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>>560254929
reroll
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>>560255050
Hope you got no pooty hiden' up inside dat booty
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lets quit this foreplay baby, show me vajayjay
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around blacks, NEVER relax!
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I know where you live
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>>560255050
I want to tie you up and fuck your brains out
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>>560255050
Damn you sexy baby
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Wana re watch animal hospital and point out all the pedo grabs
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>>560255192
winrar
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REJC GA JE DAU VN!
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How old are you
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>>560255192
win?
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>>560255192
Nice win.
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sorry that was my pervert father. I am going to go hiking tomorrow wanna join?
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>>560255192
winrar
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wanna see my genitalia? ;-)
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>>560255050
Tits or gtfo biatch cmon, I wanna eat my cum slut

>2 get
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>>560255192
Winrarrr
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I'm a sex offender and if you don't stfu and give me titties I'll rape your ugly face of the planet, call 911 on me bitch, and I'll send my hechmen to cut of your fathers dick and shove it in your vagina.
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do you want see how I put my cock in my ass?
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Majkemi rejc ga daje vn
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>>560255074
no, he has pix of this hot girl
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I think it's rip go number 1
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>>560255509
I see.
Carry on.
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sorry my autistic half girlfriend cousin came over to suck my dick and she saw you and got jealous like my mom on a tuesday.
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>>560255621
Winrar
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Im sorry babe
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>>560255596
YOU GOT TROLLED ON 4CHAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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i am sorry it was my friend, how you doin ?
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sam vun sn ga hoto dat
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>>560255621
Winrarrr
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>>560255621
woops accidental winrar
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>>560255621
reroll
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>>560255621
WIN
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Can I take you out on a date?
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>>560255596
the amount of pussy in this chat is too damn high
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>>560255596
Oh shit, hello? Sorry about that, I got hacked. Just saw everything. That's really fucked up, honestly that wasn't me. I apologise.
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>>560255596
if i win again im gunna dox this fucking bitch
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>>560255596
I have a sea world yearly pass. Come on baby.
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>>560255596
I'll rape you in your sleep you fucking whore, come over here and suck my dick you 5-dollar hook up!
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>>560255596

Hahaha sorry about that, my friend got ahold of my phone >.< I'm not really like that :)
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She dead
New player 5 wins
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>>560252519
How about we get together and watch sex tape
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>>560255596
wait, that wasn't me. it was my dog, I hate that fucker. he took my phone and locked himself in the bathroom with it...
(and then in a separate message say)
I meant dawg*
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>>560255621
he's been messaging my sister, so he probably has nudes of her if thats what u want
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>>560256125
I'm gay plz suck my nugget cock
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>>560256125
i wanna taste your pusy
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hey babe want sum fuck?
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>>560256125
whatchu' doin' bae?
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how you ding
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>>560256125
wanna watch my parents sex tapes with me? they're pretty rad
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Can I take you out?
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i like turtles
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>>560256125
hey cute :) hows it going, ur tits grow yet?
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>>560256125
how's it going m'lady?
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>>560256125

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>560256265
ay
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>>560256265
winrar
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>>560256265
winrar
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>>560256265
winrar
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once a friend of mine showed me his penis
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Justin bieber is sex
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I've placed numerous explosives around the parameter of your home. You better have sex with me or I will detonate them, killing you and your family.
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>>560255596
Fap tastic little whore
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>>560256431
and i liked it
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>>560256162
your sister? this might be hard but rate her outta ten. it's difficult to think about family in that way but for example my sister is a 4/10, too chubby with a bit of a horse face.
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giggity. I have no penis
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I'm sorry how about I treat you to a nice meal?
I hear dat butthole is popular these days.
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If she doesn't respond I'll bring another one
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>>560256825

You know I'm Dan. Dan the candyman with the van that can take you to a wonderful land. Get in my van or Dan the candyman can become an angry man, come to your house and rape you ma'am. (:
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op is a faggot ayy lmao
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Every now and then my penis makes random convulsions and then it spews out green liquid in my pants :/
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>>560256125
Good afternoon miss, I don't mean to be a burden but I'm currently experiencing blue balls. Could you at least fondle them to help another human out? Thanks.
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>>560256825
ayy lmao
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0. Wins
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>>560256865
Instant win!
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>>560256865
Thumbs up
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>>560256783
reroll
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Can you smell my dick from there?
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Hey, before we let this conversation go any further.. Are you willing to give nudes?
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>>560257045
Ur sexy ;)
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>>560257045
>>560257080 winrar
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>>560256661
she's pretty hot I guess, hard 2 rate your own sister like that, im not from /a/ lol
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oooooh I love buckets of cum!!!
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>>560257045
We'll bang okay?
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>>560257045
i luv u
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>>560257045
I'm just sitting here masturbating, what about you?
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>>560257045
Are your nipples the same colour as your hair?
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>>560257153
nah i'll leave it, nice to maintain a conversation with you /b/ro. It's become rare on this board.
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Smell my dick, dick head.
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7 wins
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>>560257435

Hi, I'm Dan. Dan the candyman with the van that can take you to a wonderful land. Get in my van or give me a photo of you in underpants. If not, Dan the candyman can become an angry man, come to your house and rape you ma'am. (:
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>>560257045
>send her this picture
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Lol, this isn't even my final form yet babe.
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>>560257045
You know what my shirt's made of?

Boyfriend material.

Sadly, I'm lacking a fine girl with a nice set of tits to fill the part. Know anyone?
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yes, my cock is hard
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??????? O'RLY?
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>>560257435
ya i just want to get my dick wet
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>>560257435
Nevermind that. Wanna go out?
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im sorry
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>>560257403
It's true. It usually just ends with some edgy teen calling you a nigger or something.
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>>560257470

Rerollan
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send me a picture of your rack you cunt
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>>560257435
Let's cut to the chase. I want to ramrod your fartbox. You down?
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>>560256958
Reroll
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>>560257435
ay lmao
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>>560257557
win
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>>560257435
Cut the bs or I will cut you up
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>>560257557
WINRAR
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>>560257557
winrar
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>>560257620
exactly. but why brake the habit of a board
>you nigger
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>>560257435
Yeah, sorry I'm severely autistic. My mummy told me to say that whenever I meet a new person.
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>>560257557

Most gay winrar in the world

Take this instead; Hi, I'm Dan. Dan the candyman with the van that can take you to a wonderful land. Get in my van or give me a photo of you in underpants. If not, Dan the candyman can become an angry man, come to your house and rape you ma'am. (:
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I need you
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i lost both my penises back in vietnam:D
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>>560257435
Sorry let me introduce my self, Danny here. :3
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>>560257435
Sorry I'm not good with words. Would you like to see my dick?
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>>560257770
Fuck off, you unfunny pissant
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>>560257770

trips on 7's. Automatic win!
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>>560251494
Just wanted to let you know, I love dick up my ass and I felt the need to express my homosexuality to someone.
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>>560257902
Thats not how trips work
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>>560257770
Literally nobody thinks you're funny. Fuck off.
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>>560258027

IT is now faggot.
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>>560251494
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>>560257969
Fucking this!
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>>560258135
fuck off summerfag
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>>560258061

See
>>560257051
>>560257076
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Eyy lmao 2wins
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>>560258312

' We could just freebase instead'

>>560257884
> that's Brips not trips
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I need you to post an anthropomorphic banana, preferably on a wheelchair, and post it here !
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say bye Felicia to your virginity baby!
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>>560258312
so how you're doing xD? im just browsing 9gag for some good laugh haha! xdxd
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OP maybe you'd do better if you stop contacting 15 year old tumblr girls
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>>560258312
I'm sorry lol, so what are you doing?
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>>560256958
Reroll
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But you have such a pretty fucking mouth...
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>>560258312
I are an atheist, i'm fat and I wear fedoras and I like my little pony, call me a faggot
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>>560258282

Pic related. Was in thread.
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>>560258312
u won yourself , so post:

> 'Eyy lmao 2wins'
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I hurt my femur
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>>560258448
reroll nig
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>>560258582
Win
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Sorry my name is not Falletio
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>>560258582
winrar
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>>560258312
Is your dad free tonight? I've hungry for something big.
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>>560258582
kek
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Do I hear spiderman thread?
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>>560258582
Roll
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>>560258485
Roll
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>>560258786
no
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>>560258851
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>>560259003
Fuck off nigger.
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8 wins (shit with Spiderman won't count)
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I would love a whiff of that succulent snatch
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>>560259291
wanna skype and watch 9gag together haha xD xD ;$
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>>560259291
Your suppose to put the pic dumbass
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>>560259351
reroll
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i have a permanent boner
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when I'm done with you you'll have to see a doctor!
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>>560259351
You didn't send the picture fuckface
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You didn't send the picture faggot
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How much would it take for you to give me some nudes?
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Good to hear you're into that kinda sutff ;DD if u know what im sayin' =pp

Pick you up at 10?
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>>560259153
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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send me a picture of your rack you cunt
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>>560259401
reroll
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I want to finger you while you're on your period and dye your hair with the blood
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>>560259291
Wanna play dr? I have current insurance
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I would love a whiff of that succulent snatch.mmm
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Your mom is a fine lady
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>>560259520
Reroll
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>>560259291
fucking vampire
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>>560259291

go out with me. I am really sweet.
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>>560259536
Old shit is old
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>>560259291
I want to eat out of your ass with my spoon. Plz?
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Show your fucking tits
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>>560259593
reroll
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>>560259291
pic, you moron
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>>560259635
rerawlllin
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>>560259728
WINRAR btw ill post results in the new thread

>>560259690
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>>560259729
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>>560259728
Lol winrar
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