I got end tables. Guess I could fashion the legs into clubs.
Don't see myself lasting to long with this fucking thing.
At least my ass and legs will be in great shape for those zombies to grub on.
Free Firewood / You Cut & Haul
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Cooler weather will be here b4 you know it..I have 2 large oaks that would make lots of good firewood to sell or use or for any other purpose you may have for it
I guess I could scale a building and crackpot their asses
"I have lots of free items iam giving away because iam rich an I want to help others I have a 52 flat sreen works perfect a 1984 chevy nova just needs brakes I have tittle lots of furniture too much to list iam buying new"
apparently I got a new Hobbo place
"household items". I guess I could use the fan blades as weapons and the rest to furnish my shelter
Used, wet Panties.
Oh god why...
Capcha: Thus freenyme
Clay fill... Basically shit dirt..
>Prince Lionheart Adjustable Stove Guard
I have absolutely no idea.
A fucking cat.
I'm allergic to cats.
meh could've been worse
not a weapon, but maybe a good companion
Better get those tetanus shots ready
A 14' tree pruner. I think I can make this work.
Pretty sure i'm sorted for the rest of my life
Aww shit. Roll dis baby down the stairs over and over.
Concrete pieces. Yeah, I'm pretty fucked.
at least I can play twinkle twinkle little dead boy hanging from a zombos mouth.
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Georgian Bay black flagstone, (2" nominal). About 20-25 pieces, some up to 2ft x 2ft.
I have one condition -- you must take the entire lot. Please no picking over the pile, all or nothing.
Don't worry carter, Chinese Bamboo is very strong.
free wooden pallets
guess I could pull the nails out and make an epic club
I could definitely build some good shit with this.
well im fucked guess i can sleep comfortably before i get eaten
I got rocks. Good for smashing and maybe throwing?
got this sharpei dog, I guess when I die I won't be lonely!
I'm gonna have some crazy hot zombie sex on this
I got "a very small dog" that can't be around children
Free 9 week kittens.. maybe i can use them for bait
Carboline Pyrolite 15 Fireproofing Material
>lots and lots of old biker mags in the pump area of the abandoned exxon station in Renick left by someone at my house and someone may have use for them please dont make a mess as we have a problem already with dumping there. thanks and hope someone can use them.
Free biker magazines. Guess it could be worse.
Pretty fucked tbh unless I used block a door or something
Well, that just doesn't sound as good as the original, now does it?
>My shit teir singing and bellset playing
A variety of furniture. I could probably make crude weaponry out of this shit.
I got dirt, I have no idea what i'd do with this. Maybe make some dirt shelters like in africa
>go to my city
>look in the free section
I guess I am fucked.
These zombies ain't gonna be shitting right for a week
this was way funnier than what I thought I would get. I'll swing it around with fury
Well shit, can you imagine how many farts have been had on that couch? Hell, someone probably died on that thing.
Air hockey table.
If that doesn't crush the zombies' skulls, they can eat me.
I'd just find a fortifiable place and set it up outside so I can drop it on them, crank it up, drop it again, etc
a pile of fucking gravel
shovel not included
I might just be THE most fucked person here
Got a 2 month old kitten. ive got this.
I don't know how the fuck I'm going to carry this.
time to start lifting until i can swing this thing like a fucking monster
Water heater, some bed frames,other metal scrap... Il use the metal scrap the rest is shelter material i imagine i can find a metal pole somewhere in there
I could stab the shit out of some zombies I guess
Prepare to be vanquished by the might of my mighty rug, zombies.
5 road bikes in need of tlc
Thanks for making me look, man! May be a shitty weapon, but i actually may go get them
FUCK yeah, I could do a lot with this. Sling blade that shit.
makes me think of the cover art for the orignial deadrising even though the guy's holding a tv instead of a pc monitor
...I got a dog. I don't know how I feel about this.
This was the only thing in the free section.
As long as there aren't any illegal immigrant zombies I should be able to keep them out.
Sofa-sleeper. Ok wait, now hear me out. When the undead approach me, I run behind the sofa and launch the mattress out sending them flying. Not so bad now is it?
Not sure how this will help. Worst of all, it's not even free, the lying fuck.
A 2 month old kitten.
maybe I can use it as bait?
dirt. mayby i can pile it up into a fort...