how fucked are you /b/?

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I got end tables. Guess I could fashion the legs into clubs.

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I think I'm pretty fucked.

At least you'll have something to eat.

I got two microwaves no pic though. I could maybe kill one or two zombies by bashing their heads in

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Well fuck.

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Don't see myself lasting to long with this fucking thing.

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>>560249771

Pretty fucked.

>A male kitten
Made me lol

>>560249771
a male kitten, no picture.

>>560252176
Lol got the same

>>560249771
four feet tall tree stump

>>560252161
you too?

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>>560249771
Should be something useful in there...

15' trampoline.........and fuck the safety net is broke

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> Stairmaster

At least my ass and legs will be in great shape for those zombies to grub on.

>>560252367
orange county?

I got a fucking rescue Pit Bull

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>>560249771
Flower pots

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3.5 gallon tub of it.

A recliner. Looks like I am gonna hole up in my house and continue to do fucking nothing.

>>560249771
how about go to m4w, fourth down is your comrade for the duration of the apocalypse and go to w4m, fourth down is your gf for the apocalypse

Rooster

>>560249771
Free Firewood / You Cut & Haul


© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
(google map) (yahoo map)

Cooler weather will be here b4 you know it..I have 2 large oaks that would make lots of good firewood to sell or use or for any other purpose you may have for it

I got a hottub...im toast

>>560253110
use it as a time machine go back in time.

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>>560252687
I guess I could scale a building and crackpot their asses

>>560253110
eww, used hot tub.

wooden pallets no picture. totally fucked

>>560249771
"I have lots of free items iam giving away because iam rich an I want to help others I have a 52 flat sreen works perfect a 1984 chevy nova just needs brakes I have tittle lots of furniture too much to list iam buying new"
apparently I got a new Hobbo place

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>>560249771

GOT A CLOSSET!
Guess it's time to come out.

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"household items". I guess I could use the fan blades as weapons and the rest to furnish my shelter

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Used, wet Panties.

Oh god why...

Capcha: Thus freenyme

>>560253318
Also I got scammed and sold gut by gut in the black market

>>560249771
http://victoria.craigslist.ca/zip/4599782402.html

nice

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>>560249771
Clay fill... Basically shit dirt..

6 pieces of oak firewood

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>>560249771
>Prince Lionheart Adjustable Stove Guard

I have absolutely no idea.

>>560252584
Fuck yes

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I'm fucked

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>>560249771
mfw nothing is free in my area

>>560253110
>used hot tub
You know someone probably jizzed in the jets

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radio flyer trike

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A fucking cat.

I'm allergic to cats.

Great.

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Grill and boat gas tank

Fuck yeah!!

>>560253803
That's pretty cool.. You should go get that.

>>560252484
The metal rods would work well.

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meh could've been worse

An iPhone...

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a pile of dirt...

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Palm trees

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Fuck me
What can I do with this, hide in it?

The stones of Stonehenge.... pretty fucked

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>>560249771
a mattress

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A serving tray.
Fuck yeah, feed those zombies.

a gas oven, could make a bomb of that

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>>560249771
not a weapon, but maybe a good companion

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Better get those tetanus shots ready

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erhm

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to victory mister mittens

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Fuck it. party time at my place.

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uuhhhhhh?

What if there's only one?

>>560249771
>Male kitten
Fuck

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A 14' tree pruner. I think I can make this work.

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I got a kitten

>>560254732
Thats the most weapon-like object yet

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two used tires. FUCK

>>560249771
i got a washing machine that does no spin cycle anymore. idk how to feel now

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Pretty sure i'm sorted for the rest of my life

Wtf :(
I got a fucking box of Legos, I could lay em out and hope someone hurts there feet.

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Aww shit. Roll dis baby down the stairs over and over.

>>560255090
How the fuck u goona get it back up

>>560254508
you bets go pick those up

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nice

>>560255090
Hey, those 'dangerous' warning tags could count for something.

>>560255049
>http://victoria.craigslist.ca/zip/4599782402.html
dude thats a win, you would know if you ever stepped on one single peice of lego in the dark

>>560253681
did you go to Esperanza high school?

>>560255345

I guess I can take it apart and make weapons with the pieces.

>>560255459
Lol!!!

>>560254476
It would give you time to escape ice.

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Dirt? D:

>>560255563
cut a slit window and have a riot shield from the door

>>560255838
You are a fucking geniusI could also make some kind of bladed weapon with metal components

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>>560249771
A live fucking tarantula

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Concrete pieces. Yeah, I'm pretty fucked.

>>560255775
>>560254327
>>560253558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sln6a7xnqPw

Nothing free in Stuttgart. Fucking greedy Germans.

>>560252161
>>560252176
>>560252367
>>560252440
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

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at least I can play twinkle twinkle little dead boy hanging from a zombos mouth.

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Maybe I could hide

>>560252001
you can put it together and use it like a baseball bat, you should be fine against like 2-3, then run hide

>>560256416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sr-BoDclLo

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Shit...

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Pretty fucked I would say

wallpapers

>>560254897
use it as body armor

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Not too bad

>>560254392
A materess for me too. Fucked I am

Closet organizer, no pic.

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>>560249771
Pretty fucked http://images.craigslist.org/00N0N_b3iNMZjKaZR_600x450.jpg

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Georgian Bay black flagstone, (2" nominal). About 20-25 pieces, some up to 2ft x 2ft.

I have one condition -- you must take the entire lot. Please no picking over the pile, all or nothing.

Thanks!

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>>560257182
Don't worry carter, Chinese Bamboo is very strong.

>>560257921
Damn I want that.

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Python...I'll take it

I got free water

>>560258139
Come up to Toronto. Hurry

A "big tv" guess it would be a decent blunt weapon but sounds pretty heavy.

>>560258462
It would probably be cheaper if I just went and bought all that with the price of gas from Palmer to Toronto.

Are you fucking kidding me? I get fucking moving boxes.

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>>560249771
Steel washing machine hoses

not bad

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free wooden pallets
guess I could pull the nails out and make an epic club

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idk how i will hold it but it could be good

>>560259304
Would be very epic dude, for the win.

>>560255090
Or, you know, store perishable food in it...

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I could definitely build some good shit with this.

>>560260228
I see golf clubs.

>>560253426
What area???
>I need those fucking panties you fuck

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well im fucked guess i can sleep comfortably before i get eaten

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very very fucked

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I got rocks. Good for smashing and maybe throwing?

SOMEONE IS GIVING AWAY LARGE BOXES
YES
I FUCKING WIN

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got this sharpei dog, I guess when I die I won't be lonely!

>>560260316
There is a good amount of shit there, might just go over and see what they have.

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I'm gonna have some crazy hot zombie sex on this

>>560249771
I'm beating them to death with a bigscreen TV. LOL

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a fucking stove yay

>>560249771
there is nothing free in my country

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I got "a very small dog" that can't be around children

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Free 9 week kittens.. maybe i can use them for bait

>>560249771
20 game informer magizines.... WTF!!!
-ViRu$ 951

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Carboline Pyrolite 15 Fireproofing Material

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i can make this work

The only thing Edinburgh has is a scratched iphone.

>>560249771
>lots and lots of old biker mags in the pump area of the abandoned exxon station in Renick left by someone at my house and someone may have use for them please dont make a mess as we have a problem already with dumping there. thanks and hope someone can use them.

Free biker magazines. Guess it could be worse.

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Pretty fucked tbh unless I used block a door or something

>>560249771
Nothing in my area. We aren't poor so we don't use craigslist.

>>560262283
shit. I just noticed that this will be my weapon in the ZA.
yeah, I'm fucked hard.
maybe I'll wrap them around me like a type of bite proof armor and just hope for the best.

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I got dirt

wow i just realized the picture is dated for 2009 so do i get nothing?

>>560254604
nigger it says duplicate file exists... /u in 613?

wooden fence posts

>>560261415
le edgy

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>>560256416
Well, that just doesn't sound as good as the original, now does it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZfBKhDJWeU
>My shit teir singing and bellset playing

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A variety of furniture. I could probably make crude weaponry out of this shit.

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nice

>>560264046
stack all on top of one another to make a makeshift sniper tower, then cry as you realize you've not got a sniper rifle

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I got dirt, I have no idea what i'd do with this. Maybe make some dirt shelters like in africa

>>560252632
kill it, it will rush a zombie with no fear, tear it to shreds then get infected and bolt for you. its to much of a maverick to be a team player

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Lol well...

Cardboard fucking boxes

>>560266130
Why is Indianapolis craigslist so shitty?

A baby Capuchin monkey for adoption.
Well fuck.

Broken Mexican bricks

>>560249771
5 free kittens
fuck yeah

>>560250307
Where are you located? This exact post is in the Huntsville, AL craigslist.

Surely people aren't scamming with free zucchini . . .

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A 5 arm chandelier

Fuck yeah

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>>560266597
Cause Indy's broke as fuck

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At least I'll be fine

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I'm not completely fucked!

PIT BULL!

>>560266597
You live in Indy?

>>560266597
> niggers

"one hand helping another"... a god damn charity, does this mean I get an army of christfags?

>>560267632
Yeah. I lived on the northeast side for a few months, got robbed at gunpoint, then moved to the south side, in Greenwood. I feel much safer here.

>>560267632
Do YOU live in Indy?

I did this and found some weird ass branch dude, read it yourself its fucked up
http://edmonton.craigslist.
ca/zip/4592208370.html

£5 off at morrisons

fml

http://ottawa.craigslist.ca/zip/4588214862.html

"orange bastard with bad attitude...love stealing food ...meowing at 3am...and thinking he owns the place... "

PROTECT ME COMPANION

>>560267871
Shelbyville IN hella close

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/zip/4600214124.html

Shit ton of supplies, I have enough zomboid experience to last for DAYS

>>560249771
eh
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/zip/4600167199.html

>>560249771
FUCKING PULL OUT COUCH....DAYS ARE NUMBERED

I got a bunch of bricks. Not bad, actually.

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These are my supplies.

FULL SIZE PILLOW TOP MATTRESS

no picture

atleast ill be well rested

Fuck me, a giant wooden pallet

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SHIT

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"Free metal & aluminum "

I'm safe

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>go to my city
>look in the free section
>"no results"
I guess I am fucked.

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These zombies ain't gonna be shitting right for a week

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this was way funnier than what I thought I would get. I'll swing it around with fury

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Well shit

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Well shit, can you imagine how many farts have been had on that couch? Hell, someone probably died on that thing.

>>560249771
Air hockey table.
If that doesn't crush the zombies' skulls, they can eat me.

I'd just find a fortifiable place and set it up outside so I can drop it on them, crank it up, drop it again, etc

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>>560249771
I can deal

Lucky me! Red bricks and fake brick edging. Bash a zombies brains in.

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Time for some zombie sexy time

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a pile of fucking gravel
shovel not included

I might just be THE most fucked person here

>>560249771
>weider cross-bow legend

i thought i actually got a crossbow but instead i got fucking exercise equipment

A crib and crib mattress. No picture though.

I'm fucked.

weII... I got nothing at aII

fucking sea shells....fucked...

3/4 crushed gravel... Somebody tell me how this could be effective

>>560249771
A dresser.
Hopefully zombies cant open drawers

tv stand :(

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thats not bad

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Pretty fucked.

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Got a 2 month old kitten. ive got this.

>>560272540 you too eh?

>>560257182

I'll trade you my "adorable French bulldog puppy" for your bamboo poles?

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could be worse

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Two cats, one is declawed.

>>560261335

Effective against Jewish zombies.

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>>560249771
I don't know how the fuck I'm going to carry this.

Can anyone tell me the song at 6:21?

http://youtu.be/dH_ptwK3bg8?list=PL83BA48D283767122

Double bed - mattress + boxspring.

Well, guess it's wooden stakes and a half-assed fort for me.

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I went 4th down with a pic.

>>560276080
Darude - Sandstorm

>>560272659
lol, same as me, were fucked

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>>560276494

Thanks, but I don't think that's it!

>>560249771
only 3 free items. guess I'm fucked.

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time to start lifting until i can swing this thing like a fucking monster

two box spring mattresses and a charcoal grill

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>>560249771
Water heater, some bed frames,other metal scrap... Il use the metal scrap the rest is shelter material i imagine i can find a metal pole somewhere in there

>>560249771
2 Bard Plymouth Rock Roosters. Free to good home only

Well, it was nice knowing you.

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niggas i got shelter

motherfucking concrete. . . what do?

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>>560249771
>http://southjersey.craigslist.org/zip/4600200258.html

I could stab the shit out of some zombies I guess

A suede coach, and a matching chair. I guess i can die in comfort.

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>>560249771
Prepare to be vanquished by the might of my mighty rug, zombies.

>>560249771
i guess it could be worse
>scrap lumber

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>>560249771
im fucked

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5 road bikes in need of tlc
Thanks for making me look, man! May be a shitty weapon, but i actually may go get them

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It was nice knowing you all

>>560249771
Bunch of moving boxes... Catch ALL the zombies!

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FUCK yeah, I could do a lot with this. Sling blade that shit.

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>>560249771
fuck

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This could work.

>>560256127

neither in heidelberg...
we are so fucked!

>>560253803
Man, pick that up you could get some coin for that.

>>560254491
actually thats a pretty good weapon source

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>>560249771
A bunch of sticks.. Okay

>>560256773
how many fucking cats are for free?

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>>560249771
GG everyone, GG

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/zip/4588701458.html

dont have time to screencap but jesus christ...

>>560278990
HEY!! THATS MY DOOR PANELS BITCH!

>>560279839
fuck you nigga. what state do you live in, then and only then can they be your door panels

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I might be okay

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>>560249771
makes me think of the cover art for the orignial deadrising even though the guy's holding a tv instead of a pc monitor

>>560249771
I've got waste vegetable oil

I'm fucked

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Great.

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I'm fucked.

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i dun even...

>>560253426
>inb4 size XXXL

>>560254173
>build catapult
>launch pavers at the zombie hoard
>????
>profit

>>560280362
LOL nigga u go to UCLA?????

I got the same result lol

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a piany... no wheels though

gameboy color with rainbow six
at least I will be entertained until I die

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>>560279507
easy there marge

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Don't think i'll last too long

>>560280005
Washington just like you nigga

queen size platform bed frame

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fucking chopper party

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>>560249771

>>560270539
Just get jacked and fistfight those zombie bastards

>>560252484
The slide should work

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>>560249771
...I got a dog. I don't know how I feel about this.

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This was the only thing in the free section.

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Definitely fucked.

>>560281517
good luck bro

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As long as there aren't any illegal immigrant zombies I should be able to keep them out.

>>560281518
that's actually pretty nice for the free section. i'd grab that if i were you haha

>>560256416
That would be cool if it were a "pick the 4th item up" thread

Got a table. Meh, could be worse.

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I got this.

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>>560282808

This table.

>>560249771
I got tickets to Oreo speed wagon

No results. I love my town.

I got nothing in the free section. Must be Jew city.

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At least it's full size

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I will live to tell another tale

>>560281517
Rip a door off, bite shield
Wield the lid like a fucking beast.

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I'm fucked.

>>560283224
Where is this Jew City located you speak of anon?

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chevy blazer doors

15 x 30 above ground pool, maybe I can trap zombies in it?

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Sofa-sleeper. Ok wait, now hear me out. When the undead approach me, I run behind the sofa and launch the mattress out sending them flying. Not so bad now is it?

>>560249771
fridge/freezer

I guess I could hide in it?

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>>560249771
Not sure how this will help. Worst of all, it's not even free, the lying fuck.

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>>560249771

A 2 month old kitten.

maybe I can use it as bait?

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dirt. mayby i can pile it up into a fort...

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>free kittens

I have rations or bait.

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I guess I could throw them...

>>560283796
Shield maybe?

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its all i need

- Washing machine

- Door mat

- Plates/bowl/glasses/pots

- 2 x lamps

fuck straya