Hello niggers of /b/. Let's have a game of survival. Again.

Search for clother
Look out a window.

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You walk up to the bedroom and search for anything to wear. You find a black hoodie and camo pants. They seem to fit you quite well, so you put them on.

All dressed, you go to a window and move the curtains to see outside. It looks like you're in a tall building in a fairly big city. The city however looks abandoned. Lifeless. Suspicious.

What do you do? (Pick 2)
> Exit the apartment
> Search for anything to use for self-defense
> Search for food (You're getting fairly hungry)
> Turn on the TV and look at the news

Search for anything to use for self-defense.
Search for food.

You start to search for food and anything useful for self-defense. You check the kitchen, the bedroom, bathroom, everywhere. All the cabinets, wardrobes, shelves and other means of storage.

After searching for a few hours, you manage to find a kitchen knife, few cans of food and a 12pack of soda.

You celebrate your findings by opening a can of tuna and a soda. While enjoying your gourmet meal, you hear some movement in the hallway behind the apartment door. Your heart skips a beat and you wait for a new sound. Suddenly someone knocks on your door very hard.

Pick 1
> Open the door
> Wait silently till the knocker is gone
> Hide in the apartment

>>560049613
Hide in the apartment

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>>560049169
Be a nice nigger and bump the thread a bit, will you?

>>560049719
bump. dont die on me now

>404 imminient

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You instantly realize you have to hide. You quickly grab the knife from the kitchen counter and silently sneak to the bedroom. You hide in a closet.

You hear the knocking stop for a few minutes. You catch your breath and sigh with relief.

After a few minutes, you hear a desperate cry for help from the hallway. "Let me in..." the voice sobs. It sounds like a woman's voice.

Pick 1
> Cautiously open the door
> Keep waiting till the woman is gone

>>560050109
cautiously open the door

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You step out from the closet, get your courage up and walk to the door silently.

You slowly open the door with your knife ready to stab. As the door opens, you see a little girl on the floor, sobbing. She looks bruised, ravaged. Her back is facing you, and you hesitate to open the door more. She hasn't looked at you yet.

She slowly turns her head and as you see her face, a cold shiver runs through your body. Your mind freezes for half a second as you see those empty eyes. Her mouth turns into a small smile as she looks at you.
"I'm hungry..." she says.

What do you do? Pick 1
> Close the door quickly
> Cautiously wait and see what she is all about
> Stab her

>>560050749
Stab her

>captcha: ukvaze 666

>>560050749
Cautiously wait and see...

Cautiously wait and see what she is all about

>>560050749
Why isnt fucking her a choice hahaha

>>560051378
Because we aren't all stupid teenagers like you.

>>560051421
This man.
>could not have said it better

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You wait and see what she wants. She repeats "I'm hungry..." and looks at you.

Pick one
> Offer her a can of food
> Keep waiting, say nothing
> Close the door and leave her to her fate
> Stab her

>>560051568
Offer her food

Hurry up with this shit OP

>>560051568
stab her!!

>>560051568
stab her

>>560051568
Super fast stab combo. All in the face

>>560051568
stab her

>>560051568
Offer food

>>560051568

Offer her a can of food. But the shitty food, like kidney beans.

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You quickly stab that creature in the neck. A look of desperation and sadness takes over her face. She falls to the floor, lifeless.

"What the fuck is happening out here?" you think to yourself.

What do you do?
> Leave her body on the floor
> Hide the body inside the apartment
> Leave the building
> Go back inside and close the door

>>560051970
608 hide the body but lock whatever room it's in

>>560051970
leave the building

>>560051970
Hide the body

>>560051970
YOU CAN'T JUST OVERRULE US LIKE THAT. WE DEMANDED FEED

>>560051970
Go back inside, close door, and TURN ON THE NEWS!

>>560051970
Loot and throw her out the window. Look for anything else useful in the apartment

>>560052114
First three votes win, sir.

>>560052114
First answer to 3 votes decides

>>560051970
take body in and fuck it

>>560052335
Super summer.
Just hide the body OP

>>560052509
lol newfag

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You decide to hide the body just in case. You drag the small girl's body to the bedroom and lock the door as you go. She seems to have nothing useful on her, just a shirt and a pair of underwear.
After hiding the body, you walk up to the TV and start to watch the news to get some information on what the fuck is going on. The news channel is out, just white noise. You take another look out the window. Still no signs of life.

What do you do?
> Leave the building
> Attempt to break in other apartments in search of food and equipment

>>560052773
Break into other apartments

>>560052773
Time to leave the apartment

>>560052773
look for un locked doors to not make much noise search rooms

Break into appartments

>>560052773
bump

bamp

>>560052921
agree

>>560052921
This.

>>560052885
>>560052921
>>560053054

NEET's afraid to leave the apartment

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You exit the apartment. The hallway looks fairly safe. You're on your guard with your knife as you approach other apartment's doors.

You press your ear on doors to listen if there is anything or anyone inside and try the handles if there is doors left unlocked.

After trying countless doors, you find one that is open. You cautiously go inside and lock the door behind you. You enter the kitchen area and find an eastern-looking sword on the counter. "Why the fuck is there a sword here?" you think to yourself.

As you keep searching the apartment, you find a rather unpleasant surprise in the bedroom. It's full of My Little Pony figures and a dead neckbead on a bed. The body looks fairly fresh.

> Exit the apartment with your brand new sword and search for more open apartments
> Search the neckbeards room thoroughly

>>560053438
search to room

Search neckband room

>>560046895
Bumpetiboo.

>>560053438
search room

>>560053438
search room dont hug corners

Exit apartment with sword. Neckbeards don't have shit suited for survival in this world.

>>560053630
Wrong. Neckbeard could have some autistic weapons.

Exit

search room

>>560053630
Neckbeards tend to be well prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

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You decide to search the room full of pony figures. Countless video game and MLP posters cover the walls. You find nothing useful in the whole room. Just when you're about to leave the room, the neckbeard rises and lets out a horrifying growl.

The door is about two meters from you, you have a chance of escaping if you decide to run.

> Try to slice that fucker up with your new sword
> Try to make it to the door

>>560053438
Whatever you do, HAVE YOUR SWORD READY AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE NECKBEARD.

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>>560053438

>>560053932
Kill him,
Gotta keep the silence

>>560053932
Just what I thought. Kill him.

>>560053932
slice him

>>560053932
Shave that neckbeard

>>560053932
attack the neckbeard

>sword might be piece of shit stainless steel
>bolt like a nigger
>neckbeards cant run fast even when theyre alive

>>560053932
Masturbate

>>560054234
Good point.

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You instantly make a slashing attack towards the fat thing. The attack connects and slashes right at the fucker's face. The neckbeard doesn't seem to know pain, it keeps coming at you. You hit again, this time at it's feet. With a strong slash, you make that fucker into an undead amputee. The creature falls down, still growling.

> Run for safety
> Finish that motherfucker

>also neckbeard have too much girth
>sword might not be able to take it

run for safety

>>560054334
Escape.

>>560054334
RAPE

>>560054334
Have a wank

>>560054334
Finish it

>>560054334
Mortal kombat

>Finish Him
>Fatality

>>560054468
this

Finish

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You decide it's time to leg it. You run out the apartment and hear movement in every direction. The growling must have caused attention to you. You hear doors being scratched from inside apartments, walking in the halways and random growls and screams.

> Try to make it to the roof
> Try to make it to the streets

>>560054728
THE STREETS

make it to the streets

>>560054728
Streets

>>560054728
Masturbate like it's Maid Quest after going for the streets.

Try to make it to your mums place for some zombie insest anal sex

>>560054728
>streets

streetz

>>560054728
>>560054728
Streets

Streets

>>560054728
streets

>>560054728
Roof is basically suicide, unless AYY LMAO.

>>560054728
Make your way to the streets, but before that take off panties from the girl you killed before. Just in case you want to talk to someone.

>>560055084
You think it would be easier without any pants than with girl pants?

>>560055084
kek'd

Nobody likes you roof, go home!

>>560055084
Good point, panties might be in short supply. Our name should be Tyrone if we introduce ourselves

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You think it's wise to head downstairs. Trapping yourself on a roof will do you no good. You start running like Usain Bolt himself down the stairs. A few creatures see you while you're legging it and start to pursue you.

You keep running with the creatures behind you. You make it out the building and see the empty streets. With adrenaline pumping and in a hurry, you decide to:

> Attempt to hide in an alley
> Keep running down the street
> Try to look for a door that you can close and withstands those creatures.

>>560055225
>keep running to discover shit

>>560055225
> Keep running down the street

>>560055225
keep running down the street

>>560055225
Keep running, but keep on a lookout for any places to hide

>>560055225
You remember to run back and take those panties you were thinking so hard about.

>run down streetz

Run Forest, run!

>>560055225
Rape train has no breaks, keep running

>>560055225
Fap

>>560055225
hide in an ally then kill them with your chopnies

>>560055428
summerfag detected

>>560055225
fight them because my new superior weapon has been folded over 1000 times and can easily hold them off

run back inside and get panties

Suck his cock

>>560046895
I was gonna buy that lamp in Ikea for my new apartment and you made me happy I didn't hanks OP

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You keep running with the creatures behind you. All you can see is abandoned buildings everywhere.

After a good half an hour of running, you lose the creatures. You catch your breath quickly and keep walking forwards.

You've travelled for quite a bit and you encounter a pack of fairly healthy humans. They look well armed and serious.

> Ask to join them
> Hide
> Try to ambush them with your sword

Masturbate furiously while you run, then use the blade, kill the zombies, pick up a car, get some pussy and go to a nice country house

YEAH AMERICA BABY!!!

>>560053438
bump

Ask to join them

>>560055657
> Ask to join them

>>560055657
hide and watch what they are doing

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>>560055501

>>560055657
Whip them up a protein shake as a peace offering

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>>560055657
ask to join, screaming you're friendly

>>560055657
talk to them. As if you wouldn't be spotted too.

>hide and check them out
>might be assholes

>>560055657
Ask to join before masturbating infront of them. Explain you have a medical problem

>>560055657
Hide

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>>560055225
Fucking Nazi Zombies...

>>560055657
Join

>>560055657
Hide

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You show yourself to the group and yell "I'm friendly!" They cautiously walk towards you slowly and ask you who you are.

> Pick yourself a name, three votes decide

>>560055657
Try to steal their shoes.

>>560056025
vladimir

>>560056025
Tyrone Notanigger

>>560056025
vladamir

>>560056025
Kim Jong-Un

>>560056025
tyrone
big black man
12in cock

>>560056082
Phil McCrackin

>>560056025
Bob Ross

>>560056025
Jerks McFappington

>>560056025
vladimir vukovic

>>560056025
Tyrone

>>560056025
Vladimir PUTIN

captain cumstain

>>560056025
Kevin Spacey

>>560056025
Tyrone the panties overlord

Vladimir

>>560056302
Vladimir Tyrone Putin, how about that

Tyrone notanigger

>>560056408
I feel it

>>560056025
Adolf Hitler?

Swaggy MacDope

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"I'm Vladimir!" you reply. Their group leader comes over to you, checks you out for possible bite wounds and then introduces himself. "I'm Dog the Zedhunter. This is my crew." Do you want to tag along? We have plenty of supplies. Weapons, vests, medicine, food. All you have to do is obey my orders.

> Fuck yeah, I'm in
> Nope, leg it
> Say no and walk away peacefully

>>560056408
me too, 3 votes done

>>560056521
This one

>>560056594
I'm in

>>560056594
360 and walk away

>>560056594
> Fuck yeah, I'm in

>>560056594
fuck yea

>>560056594
join

>>560056025
NIGWIG

>>560056594
say no, but ask for directions to nearest underwear shop.

>>560056594
pee yourself and fly away

Rape their children and shit on their food

>Fuck yeah, im in
might as well

>>560056594
360 it and walk away

>>560056594
Walk away

>>560056594
What are our stats anyway?

>>560056830
60/99 stamina
10/99 luck
30/99 strenght
2/99 intelligence

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"Fuck yeah, Dog. I'm in."
He smiles at you and gives you a protective vest.
"Don't get bitten, rookie." Dog says.
"We're going to check out these two buildings for possible zed threat and eliminate anything and everything that looks even close to a zed. We're leaving in an hour. Grab a weapon, some ammo and whatever you need to off some fuckers."

Weapon of Choice (pick 1)
> Shotgun
> Handgun
> Assault Rifle
> Sniper
> Fireaxe
> Your trusty sword

Any special equipment? (pick max 2)
> Hand grenades
> night-vision goggles
> adrenaline shots
> first aid kit

And for the love of god, have all the choices in the same comment.

>>560056830
lvl 100 lockpicking

>>560057110
this got gay really quick

?
? ?

>>560057110
Sword & adrenaline.
lets go beserk

>shotgun
>night vision goggle

>>560057183
It will un-gay itself. Don't worry.

>>560057110
assault riffle,

night vision goggles and first aid kit

rifle
granades
weed

>>560057110
> Assault Rifle
> bananas
> first aid kit

Sword, adrenaline and night vision goggles.

>>560057110
Sword
Adrenaline shots
Night vision goggles

>>560057058
Thanks
>>560057110
Shotgun and nightvision goggles

Shotgun & nightvision.

>>560057110
shotgun
first aid
goggles

>>560057234
if you promise me op
my trusty weaboo sword and heroin shots pls

>>560057110
>shotgun
> adrenaline shots first aid kit

>>560057110
>Not picking your magical sword with powers and adrenaline shots with first adi kit

>>560057238
cant see cold dead shit with night vision goggles and looks stupid

sword an night vision + granades !

>>560057110
Fireaxe, Night Vision Goggles, First-aid. Grab any food I can find/See if I can loot a backpack.

>>560057110
>Rusty pipe

>Adrenaline
>Night vision goggles
Get rid of vest and clothes

>>560057443
night vision
not thermal

>>560057443
You are thinking of thermal vision goggle, not night vision

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You trust in your sword. You take some adrenaline shots and night-vision goggles from their supply crates. While grabbing the goods, you notice something foul beneath the crates. There seems to be bodies under them. They don't look infected like the ones you killed earlier.

> Continue doing what you were doing. Join the group with the zedhunt
> Start running away
> Ask about the bodies
> Wait for an opportunity to ditch them

>>560057695
Inject adrenaline.
Start running away.

>>560057695
continue

>>560057695
> Ask about the bodies

Join Game

>>560057695
Wait for an opportunity to ditch

Ask

>>560057695
Wait for an opportunity to ditch and/or kill them and take all their stuff.

>>560057851
+1

>>560057695
Continue.

Ask!

>>560057865
You can not survive on your own.

>>560057695
Wait for opportunity and ditch them.
Those fanatics are obviously some faggots playing /k/ommandos.

silently disappear

>>560057191
Newfag stop trying

>>560057695
ask if you can kill some too

>>560057695
inject adrenaline start running

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You decide it's wisest to wait for an opportunity to ditch them. As the group arms itself and starts to head inside the buildings, you volunteer to stay and guard the front doors.

The hunters go inside the building and in no time you can hear gunshots, growls and screams of pain.

> Get the fuck out
> Stay guarding and wait
> Go inside the building to ambush or help the survivors

>>560057865
there might not be an opportunity

>>560058151
Inject adrenaline.
Charge in.

go inside!

>>560058151
Go inside

Get te fuck out!

wait

>>560058151
>Go inside the building to ambush or help the survivors

run like a motherfucker

>>560058151
Adrenaline and charge. Kill anyone/thing no matter what they are

>>560058151
> Go inside the building to ambush or help the survivors

>>560058151
IInject heroin and shoot myself in the dick

>>560058151
Help the survivors, while slowly killin off the other group

>>560058151
>sneak behind them
>use neckbeard fagsword to kill dog
>become new leader

>>560058151
Inject adrenaline
ambush survivors
help zombies

>>560057191
??
? ?

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You inject yourself with a shot of adrenaline. You can feel your senses sharpen. You charge inside the building, right in the heat of battle.

The group of hunters seem to be quite good at killing zombies. At least a dozen zombies lie lifeless on the ground and more keep coming.

You have the element of surprise with you.

> Attack the hunters from behind
> Charge the zombies

>>560058394
This

>>560057191
?
??

>>560058151
inject adrenaline and start slicing everyone up like Blade while techno music is playing in the background

>>560058603
attack hunters
nobody can withstand a pumped up swordsman

Attack zombies with force of 10000 suns!

>>560058603
> Charge the zombies

Inject the adrenaline straight into your heart and go apeshit on the zombies.

>>560058603
>inject another shot of adrenaline so that you almost have an heartattack and start slicing the hunters up like Blade while techno music is playing in the background

>>560058394
It can still be done

>>560058603
Zombies

>>560058603
Charge the hunters, ambush zombies

zombz

go back outside and keep guard

>>560058617
?
? ?

>>560058754
this

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You rush into the zombies and start slashing, dashing and pounding them like techno viking pounds swedish pussy. You maniacally destroy at least twenty zombies.

The Dogg and his crew are surprised and clearly impressed of your skills. They're holding their fire just in case not to shoot you in the back.

> Stop massacring the zombies for a bit and massacre the hunters instead
> Stop massacring the zombies and massacre only Dog
> Stop massacring the zombies to let Dog and his crew shoot the rest
> Run off in the moment of confusion

did this /thread just die

fap furiously on dead bodies.

yust staph!

>>560059160
Run off
be remembered are crazy ninja neckbeard
become legend
this will prove useful later

>>560059160
> Stop massacring the zombies to let Dog and his crew shoot the rest

>>560059160
Massacre the hunters

>>560059160
Stop attacking so they can shoot the zeds!

Stop massacring the zombies and massacre only Dog

>>560059160
> inject your dick with adrenaline and cut it off to show that your an alpha male

>>560059160
MASSAcre the hunters

let them shoot the zeds.

>>560059342
That ID, kek'd

>>560059160
Kill everyone

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>>560059342
best id ITT.

>>560059830
A whole litre of lel

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You stop brutally slaughtering the zombies and step aside so Dog and his crew can shoot the rest of the zombies.

They open fire and zombie after zombie falls to the floor in a bloody pulp.

After the buildings are clear, the hunters send out two of their own to scavenge goods and loot the corpses. There is just you and three hunters (including Dog) now, until the scavengers return.

Dog thanks you for what you did and offers you a higher rank among his group. He asks you if you want to be his "right-hand man".

> Accept the offer
> Refuse the offer, stay as a rookie
> Refuse the offer and leave them.
> Out of surprise, stab Dog
> Out of surprise, stab Dog and kill the two other hunters
> Other?

>>560060047
Kill them all.
I am nobodies bitch.

Out of surprise, stab Dog and kill the two other hunters

I'm number 1, bitch

>>560060047
Stab dog and kill the hunters

>>560060047
accept offer

>>560060047
> Accept the offer

fuck this

>>560060047
Accept

Stab them all

accept, make an evil plan and kill him later when you are alone with him!

>>560060130
>>560060141
>>560060160
Noooooooooo...

>>560060047
Walk into the sunset while fapping.

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>>560060220
look at this huge faggot lel

Aceept.

>>560060305
Fuck you, and fuck Dog and his band of merry faggots

>>560060047
Shoot adrenaline
then masturbate on dogs face

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You quickly stab Dog between the ribs. He falls to the ground and the two other hunters come at you. They're armed with rifles and shoot you at the legs. A bullet hits your shin and completely shatters it. The pain is agonizing. You quickly surrender to the gunmen.

They beat you till you lose consciousness.

... After an hour or so of being blacked out, you start to regain your consciousness. You wake up with your head hurting like fuck. You're handcuffed inside a van, completely naked. As time passes, you start to feel more and more of your body. It hurts everywhere. You instantly realize you've been raped.

> Scream for help
> Wait till something happens
> Other?

>>560060720
Fuck this shit.
Suicide.

>>560060720
> Other?
Look for a way to acquire bananas.

Wait

>>560060720
Break my cufss

>>560060720
Suicide

>>560060853
this

>>560060720
>You've been raped
Loudly announce that you had herpes/aids or any other shit.

>>560060720
since it finally turned into one of these, i suggest to shit in your hands and start masturbating

try to break out

>>560060928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

on second thought, other, and offer to be their secks slave.

wait for one of the hunters to open back door and jump him and strangle with the handcuffs

>>560060984
This. After that, proceed in your search for bananas.

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You can't deal with the pain they've caused you. You want to die. It hurts too much. You try to take your hands out of the cuffs, but you can't. You feel powerless, weak, abused. You start hitting the back of your head against the side of the van. You keep punishing yourself until you pass out.

... Two hours has passed. You're waking up. The first thing you see is Dog's face as he makes an evil grin at your miserable excuse for a life. He punches you in the face continuously until you can feel life fleeting from your body.

> WASTED

>>560061510
/b/ fucked up again.

great! now you've ruined it again 4chan!

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>>560061510

>>560061510
>respawn near hospital with 100 dollars less than you had.

>>560061510
Stupid niggers chose to stab Dog. Nobody stabs Dog.

>>560061510
Great ending

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>>560061707
I like your way of thinking.

>>560061707
you just won an internet!

>>560061737
This. Also, did he find any bananas?

WE'RE ALIVE!

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>>560061929
Maybe he went to a heaven made for black people. I bet there you can find plenty of bananas.

> Angel of niggers

>>560062048
Good fucking thread m8. GG

>>560062210
agreed

>>560051568
thrust my cock in her mouth