Are you niggers afraid of the ocean ?

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bumpin

>>559965179
Not unless I'm on a small boat and I can't see a shoreline.. I'll never let myself got into that situation though

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>>559965902
Even with a life jacket ?

Also OP can't bump anymore.
Dumb fucking change, but this is /b/.

>>559965179
im afraid of that one virus you can get from the ocean where it goes up you peehole or fuckhole and necrosis sets in.

Yes, or deep space.
Man fuck deep space and fuck the ocean

>>559966235
that's scary as fuck.

>>559966076
Fuck a life jacket. I don't want my feet dangling down in the water like bait. I'd need an indestructible life raft before even considering it.

>>559966402
I'd rather die in deep space than in the ocean.

Space is peaceful ,silent , nothing can harm you up there.

in water , its a different story.

>>559966543
My id has fag in it.
Its a good day to be me.

>>559965179
Dude I am fucking terrified of sharks

>>559965179

They're afraid of any open water, not just the ocean, because they can't swim.

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I know some of you guys might have tried it , but if you want to shit your fuck , try this :

http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en

>>559966638
Tiny rocks going faster than sound going through your ship, fucking shit up and killing you.

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>>559966638
>Space is peaceful ,silent , nothing can harm you up there.
>nothing can harm you up there

Hohohoho... bullshit.
Aerospace engineer fag here. Plenty of shit can kill you in space.

>>559967128
you'd get tired even if you could swim.

THe ocean is actually pretty terrifying.
Even with proper quipment, you are still completely deaf, your vision is reduced and your movements are extremely sluggish.
And just the sheer size of some ocean creatures is shocking. Most people don't realize how big they are because in television they are often shown without perspective, but they are enormous.
I think it's this combination of your own helplessness coudpled with these giant things that makes the ocean so scary.

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>>559965179

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hell yeah, I'm afraid of the ocean.

>>559967329
also this , underwater wreckages are so fucking scary

>>559967284
Ayy lmao

>>559966235
Can't tell if trolling.......

no. I swim in it at least every other day and was even recently attacked by a shark. shits still relaxing. also I drink heavily on the beach.

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>>559967594
Yes, yes I am.

>>559967883
That shit happened to me in a game of DnD once, DM was an asshole who wanted revenge because I killed his favorite NPC

>>559967284
>>559967264
no one ever died on an EVA

>>559967883
i dont think he is trolling, but i remember something similar in rivers in South America

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>>559967958
Being alone in the open sea with miles of pitch-black water below me would probably rank high on my list of fears.

The deep ocean is my only phobia.

>>559965179
Not afraid, but it makes me feel overwhelmed and gives me adrenaline highs. It all started when the lego dragon at lego world in Floridas Downtown Disney gave me the spooks yo

to anyone who tried >>559967135

how was it ?

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>>559968213

>>559968063
There's parasites that can in the Amazon. But it's not necrosis.

being a nigger I can't even swim in the kitty pool

>>559965179
I'm ok with the ocean. There aren't any negroes in the ocean.

>>559968390
ah thats what i was thinking about, thanks anon

has anyone in this thread besides me ever gone scuba diving, its pretty fun

>>559966235
I don't even know if this is a thing, but I do know what IS a thing, the brain-eating amoeba that enters through your nose. It comes from fresh water rather than the ocean, and once it gets in it slowly eats your brain until you die. There is no known way to stop or kill it.

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>>559968057
lel

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>>559968764
I may or may not have just had a mini heart attack.

>>559968060
This is true. However, while there have been no deaths during EVA, there still has been an incident which occurred technically in space during re-entry which killed a few cosmonauts.

Regardless, there's still a lot of shit which can kill you. Plus, help is quite a bit less likely when you're in orbit as opposed to being in the ocean...

>>559968605
http://www.webmd.com/brain/brain-eating-amoeba

why are all you pussies scared of the deep ocean / abyss? i love that shit the unknown is the best

>>559968605
>no known way to stop or kill it
Probably just shooting yourself in the face works

>>559968764
>>559968972
That looks pretty fun, actually.

>>559969298
sharks anon, sharks

terrified. and i live across the street from it.
i'll go in but sea creatures are scary as fuck

>>559968972
obesity

>>559967264
Not to mention all the radiation

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>>559969387
That tends to solve a lot of problems.

>>559965179

bgv

>>559965179
nope.

more likely to be killed by somebody than anything in the ocean.

fucking hate jellyfish though. had dozens of fucking babies get up my trunks once, one of those fuckers attached itself to the tip of my dick and I didn't find out for about 2 hours(intense pain along entire lower body due to all it's bretheren.) hurt to piss for a week.

>>559967135
>>559968273
Tried the first ten seconds, then realized that this was probably going to get spooky and I was too high for this shit. Am interested in it though, so I bookmarked it.

>>559969421
only people that should be scared of sharks are females with stank ass pussies

>>559969421
sharks are awesome

i'm afraid of giant harmless creatures that i can't immediately see.. for some retarded reason.

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me and my boys go in any kind of water. we rob and shit.

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Dream thread.

I have recurring nightmares about being stuck on an ocean planet and get swallowed by an impossibly large animal, i guess like a whale. I stay asleep for a bit wondering if im dead or digesting.

>>559966235
>>559966434
>>559967883
>>559968063
>>559968605
that is a real thing but it cant survive in salt water, so you wont find it in the ocean

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>>559969409
It's Dean's Blue Hole in the Bahamas I think. If I'm right, that hole is about 300 feet deep. There are memorials of people who drowned there at the shore of it. Still looks fun?

>>559968060
there's been close calls though. one guy almost drowned last year because a hose broke in the helment

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this always scared me

>>559968764
The full video of that is ducking crazy

>>559969713
dude its even better IF high. scared the shit out of me , lasted 5 minutes.

>>559965179
>>559965179
>>559965179
shoooped big time...how is the water blue on top but green on bottom faggot

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>>559969298
The unknown abyss is half the fear, the other half is the things that might be in it.

Boatfag here. Always have a healthy amount of fear of the ocean. The deep could take you at any time. Respect what may lie beneath.

>>559967654
omg this bro, fuck ocean wrecks

>>559968273
It was pretty shit. Even if you do all you can the fag drowns after 5 minutes.
Nigga doesn't know how to swim with the faves.
Fucking French faggot

>>559968764
is he pushing off of a whale or is that just a giant underwater cliff?

>>559969978
fuck that shit!
> 3spooky5me

>>559969978
m80, thats a skinwalker.
you're fucked either way if that thing is coming for you

>>559967329
I would shit my pants if anything that big, natural or man made, passed by me.

>>559967329
fuck absolutley everything about this right here

>>559967135

Is there a way to survive?

>>559965179
yes

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>>559970075
Who knows what type of things might make a ship wreck their new home.

>>559970059
its the point. the dude gets tired anyways , and his fag friend is too stupid to turn the fucking boat around

>>559969887
>There are memorials of people who drowned there at the shore of it

Holy fuck, that's worse. Imagine taking the dive and grazing the skeleton of the last person to jump down, scaring you enough to breathe in water and suffer while looking in their eyeless skull.

>>559969939
post a link

>>559969604
that guy is fucked wheres his air line? Why is he still hang out on the bottom? weighted down? trying to walk out prolly

>>559969829

one of my main recurring dreams is being near the ocean and seing waves get higher and higher

>>559967594
Ello, my name is Bruce!

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>>559969816
we go to lakes 2

>>559970272
apparently it's scp-924

>>559970334
no. after 5 minutes you tire , become crazy and drown.

>>559967594
>>559969925
just letting all of you who are talking about sharks know that sharks are really not dangerous, i recently got back form costa rica where i dove with a whole bunch of bull sharks, and i have seen many other sharks, and believe me they don't want to fuck with you just as much as you don't want to fuck with them, most shark attack that have occurred were due to surfers who were making themselves look like something that sharks eat

>>559967135
why is he so bad at swimming? you dont have to try that hard? i gave up after 1 minute when i realised it was looped. using a free floating mouse wheel so i barely had to do anything

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>>559967135
nigga how do you even get it to work. it just chills on the beginning screen

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>>559965179
When i was in Spain me and a few m8s swam out into the sea, to the furthest buoy. Pretty easy swim until we had to swim back, it was two or three times harder to swim back to shore. Anyways when we got to dry land news came in from a beach a mile up the road, there were reports of sharks!! Just one mile from where we were swimming. I'm not sure how fast a shark could do one mile but i bet it was a lot faster than it took me to swim back to shore, im just glad non of us had any cuts. I heard sharks can smell even the smallest drop of blood. I'm scarred thinking about it. Havent been swimming since.

>>559970762
its not really looped. there's an "Ending" to it and different shit happens throughout.

like the guy pulling his fingernail off for reasons.

I remember when I was 12, my first ocean scuba dive. It was supposed to be a 40 feet deep reef. Turns out, the reef we were going to was actually 80 feet deep. I shat bricks when I jumped in, looked down, and didn't see the bottom. There was a point during our descent where I couldn't see the surface or the bottom. It was like floating in a void space. Shit was scary. It was beautiful at the bottom, though. If 12 year old me can grow the balls to face the ocean, you neckbeards can. It's definitely mind over matter.

No you complete faggot.

Scuba diving fag here. Been on 15ish dives total and down to 120 feet in a blue hole. Plus I've done a shark dive in the Bahamas(small 6-8 feet long black tipped reef sharks). Ocean's nbd at all yo

>>559970338
It kinda reminded me of Silent hill with the grayish water and the desolated wreckage.

>>559969604
Those fucking things needs balls to get into and drop hundreds of feet underwater. You can't hear anything, can only see directly in front of you, and the only thing keeping you alive is a fucking hose stretching high above you.

>>559969738
Nigga, they call it a killer whale for a reson
[spoiler] it kills shit [/spoiler]

>>559967135
DUUUUDE THIS IS FUCKING COOOL AND TERRIFiYING.

>>559970993
starts after the loading is complete ( that white bar in the bottom )

Probably the scariest part of suba diving is the fact that, in extremely deep water, if things go wrong, the oxygen and pressure difference can cause you to go insane. This means that while you might have an easy way to save yourself, your brain fails to work and you end up confused enough to forget where you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eejQPUyeNiY

>>559970359
>>559970075
>>559969939

this guy is an animal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0

>>559970350
The skeletons would be at the bottom, and there's no way a human can get to 300 feet freediving. I think the record was actually set there at 92 feet.

>>559969713
>http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en
Its not scary shit, you just scroll up non stop until your balls are busted. I was scrolling up for 4 minutes and then i got tired and drowned. so i assume that if you are an extremely persistent faggot you can survive for a long time. Though i think i read somewhere that you have something like half an hour before you freeze to death.

>>559971330
I'm retarded lol, but the principle remains the same. There's no way I'd dive into a hole I know people have died in and whose corpses are still below me.

>>559971276
A few weeks ago I went diving in Key Largo, Florida. I got pretty lightheaded and started getting blurred vision. It scared the shit out of me. Turns out it was just mild seasickness from the boat ride and I was fine. But yeah, deep diving is some serious shit. If you hold your breath, it's basically suicide from lung over-expansion.

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>>559971236
It just stays at the loading screen even when the bar it's done loading. I'm pretty interested in this so I would like to know if there's a way to fix this.

>>559972031
try another browser maybe. I had some loading and buffering issues with chrome.

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Cry your hearts out

Grew up in the Midwest
Went to California in the army
First time at sea a week later
Little boat
Out maybe 800 yards = 18 foot manta
Fuck

>>559971281
That is just epic.

>>559971094
It's probably because /b/ is infested with neckbeards who are either too lazy to go anywhere near the ocean or don't live near it that they are so quick to shit bricks over this.

I would not fuck with the ocean and/or its inhabitants. yes. very afraid.

I am both terrified of and extremely curious towards the ocean. I love water, and I love underwater creatures, but I also fear them. It's such an alien place, it's so similar to outer space in the whole isolation aspect. Mysterious and deadly. It's perfect.

>>559971330
one of the russian freedivers has a record of 200 m, or ~650 ft. WITHOUT fins or weights.

Whales and the dark deep ocean scare the fuck out of me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRj0lymMMGs

>>559965179
I like to swim in lake ontario (800 feet max depth)
Best way to not panic is to avoid the following
1, looking far off into the horizon
2. looking down
best way to not die is to take short, light breast strokes, take breaks by floating on an arched back.
just look ahead a few feet and take things slowly. try to concentrate on whats in front of you ie bugs, sea weed.

>>559973027
>scared of whales
can you be more of a fucking pussy?

>>559972642
cause russians are boss as fuck

>>559972228
Try this:
>Small flats boat about 10-12 feet long
>Fishing in the Florida bay off of the Keys in about 8 feet of water
>We're about 2 miles out
>Not expecting to see or catch anything bigger than a foot or two
>Fucking 15 foot tiger shark swims near our chum bag
>Takes a huge ass bite out of it and swims away like it owns the place

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>>559973226
>Not being afraid of an animal 40 times your size
>An animal that lives in the scariest place on earth
>An animal that could swallow you whole without even noticing you

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>>559973226
Fuck you man

>>559972642
ok wow yeah I was way off

>>559973027
shouldn't worry about whales. sharks yes, but you should carry a spear in shark infested water. poke the fuckers in the gills or eyes.

>>559973576
I'm getting the feeling you've never seen a whale in person before, or even been in the ocean for that matter.

>>559973102
Can someone explain to me what's happening here?

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>>559973586
>>559973576
pussy bitches

>>559966235
that's like only in rivers in africa and shit

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>>559973761

http://expeditionfleetblog.com/scuba-diving-death-fatal-accident/

>>559965179
Harmless whale is harmless.

>>559967135
I tried using two fucking mouses, but i'm a macfag and it kept opening applications and fucking me up.

>>559973713
I'm terrified about the immense size of the fuckers and that they live in the deep i dont understand how you couldn't be terrified taking a swim and seeing a gigantic 90 ft long monster arise out the deep. I'd shit bricks m8

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>>559973713
Even most sharks lack the aggression or size to fuck with you. Bull, tiger, great whites, whitetips, makos, and occasionally others are the only ones with any history of attacking humans, provoked or unprovoked. And the last 2 I mentioned are incredibly rare in the kind of waters most people swim in.

kk I'm high we can continue now

>>559974167
the mousewheel doesnt work ?

>>559969887
yeah, it still looks incredibly fun, you pussy

>>559967594
Pussy ooout! Like a bawss.

>>559973713
I'm terrified about the immense size of the fuckers and that they live in the deep i dont understand how you couldn't be terrified taking a swim and seeing a gigantic 90 ft long monster arise out the deep. I'd shit bricks

>>559974247

>that propaganda

Fuck off back to >>>/pol/

A family friends son actually went to the bottom of the deep areas of the ocean where the underwater thermal vents were for samples. He brought me a super compressed Styrofoam cup and metal cylinder thingy as well as a video of what it looked like.

They ended up making it into a documentary on discovery channel or something.

>>559970502
haha totally read that in the accent

>>559974280
Dude, you're talking to someone who swam across it. I just added that last part to fuck with him.

>>559969887
Good thing the water wasnt muddy and brown colored...

check my quadz

>>559967135

Float on your back much?

Does this guy not know how to swim?

>>559965179
If I can't see the bottom of the water I find it terrifying.

>>559965179
Nah. I grew up going on boats every weeked, learned how to surf/fish/swim amazingly when I was really little. Dad taught my all about respecting the ocean and whatnot and not being an idiot about stuff. Not to forget you're basically always within 100 feet of a shark or something, as long as you stay wise you're fine.

>>559966638
fuck all deep layers I prefer a simple life

>>559974596
Sorry, I just noticed there were so many uninformed pussies on this thread

>>559975106
Fuckin agreed. Even if I know it's only 10~ feet, if I can't see the bottom fuck that shit

>>559972213
thank you

>>559974273
The mousewheels work on both of them, but I kept moving the mouse down and clicking on shit.

>>559971281
Very cool. But not filmed in 1 breath. Too many different shots. It would have taken way more than 5 mins to film.

>>559974596
>>559974247
More like get back to facebook

>>559974247
>http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en
>13edgy9us

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>>559965179
Well, even the fucking moon was more explored. So, yes, I'm a fagoot scared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W66TwxN0rLk

>>559974761
That's so cool. I bet there's really not much down there to see though

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>>559965179
fucking love ocean threads

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>>559968257
Dude the UFO they have is legit though!

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>>559972213
What does the weird text say?

>>559976731
Cthulu

>>559972213
I find this way more interesting than scary

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>>559965179
Yeah, that's why I live in Iowa

>>559976731
"Terrifying beasts of the sea immeasurable awaits those who transcend the mortal plane of existence. Even gods tremble at the witness of such a sight."

>>559966235
That's in the Amazon. When you pee, a fish swims up your pee stream, then has razors on its back so that you can't get it out.

ITT: a bunch of internet addicts who are freaking out over things most of them haven't seen and may never see

>>559965179
I wasn't until you made this thread you jackass

>>559967135
>You drowned after 3:15 min. Always wear your life-jacket
Or, only go boating with someone that knows how to turn a fucking wheel

>>559977651
Always stay tied onto the boat when out of the cockpit (or in rough weather when out of the cabin)

>>559977021
dat undertow

After fishing on the grand banks in a storm,I fear nothing when it comes to water

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>>559965179
I live in the middle of north america. the ocean can't possibly get me.
neener neener

>>559978190
go poke it with a stick , I dare you.

Yes. Yes I am afraid of the fuck mothering ocean.

I only like swimming in pools. I live near the coast, i like fishing and boating, but i dont enjoy swimming out there. I really hate not being able to see whats going on under me. Its scary to even think about a shark swimming jear you and you have no idea. I will stick to my clear animal free pool.

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>>559978258
ooga booga

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i dunno if this has been posted yet. anyone know if this is real or fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3N_BnVdOI

>>559978579
whoa sp00ked

>>559978967

Well it is australia

They have a lot of sharks

>>559979175
i'd be shitting my scuba suit if I saw that in the water that close to me.

>>559978967
fake as fuck. The footage of the shark is very similar, if not, the exact same as previously filmed footage. Not unrealistic though, there are fucktons of White Pointers in Australia.

>>559978967
[Carcharon carcharias intensifies]

>>559979396
i saw a video debunking it. it shows the water being calm when he jumps in but when he's underwater looking at the shark the surface of the water looks rough. so the shark was filmed elsewhere. still scary to watch

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>>559974247
I hope a shark rips you into a mangled mess, you fucking shrub.

>>559965179
Not really. I don't live near one and I have been on it once. Nothing very scary. of all the shit in the ocean that most fags in this thread are afraid of the only things likely to kill you is freezing to death or drowning, not some spooky monster or shark. Stop being pussies

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The only fear i have are great white sharks. They are the scariest looking bitches on the planet. They know they cant fuck you up and they will if they are really hungry. If they dont kill you, they will cut you the fuck up when they attack and give you some nasty scars. The worst part of all is you can never really see one until its too close for comfort and you cant really defend yourself. I would honestly shit myself if i went underwater to see one of these circling around me. Nothing to fuck around with

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>>559968060
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>>559980334

*can fuck you up,

not "can't". Typo

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>>559976502
wat

>>559980248
I've been diving for years, many times with sharks, and that has never come close to happening. Cool tinfoil hat though.

>>559973449
>swims away like it owns the place
>Implying he doesn't

Man, sharks are scary. Plain and simple. Those dead eyes and even their skin is covered in teeth.
I couldn't imagine being in the water and having 500 million years of streamlined evolution coming right for me.

>>559980334
Great whites rarely eat people. usually its one bite, but thats all it takes to fuck up your day. Also if you hit their eyes, nose or gills they bugger off.

>>559965179
Only if I have to swim in it.

The moment I can't touch bottom I fucking freak.

This one time at the beach it was low tide and I walked out as far as I could. I'm 6'6" so I can go real far out. I got to the point where I was on my tip toes craning my neck, and all of a sudden a huge school of tiny fish came barreling at me, and began circling me. It was pretty awesome, but I failed to realize why...

They were running from several striper bass, all about 7-8ft long. They came straight at me, after the fish. One of them collided with me and knocked the wind straight out of me. It was so strong.

I screamed like a girl once I got my breath back and I couldn't get to shore fast enough.

>>559980683
I just added that in for irony. I agree, sharks are intimidating, if I was in the water with any kind of shark my size or larger, and not being a breed that I can identify, or worse, a breed such as the tiger shark I can identify as dangerous, I would shit myself. Best thing to do is ignore it and don't make any sudden movements. If you're unlucky enough for it to attack, hit it in the nose.

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>>559980562
Sorry, my english not is good. The most scared of the ocean is the weird sounds record by the NOAA, like slowdown, julia, the bloop, etc.

>>559981049
Finally, someone in this thread who actually knows the first thing about the ocean

>>559981756
that image always gets me

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>>559981210
The only fish anywhere close to a bass that can reach 7-8 feet are goliath grouper, and they usually just chill alone under rocks. What the fuck kind of ocean do you go to?

>>559981759
Well it's probably safe to say that we all KNOW to puch a shark in the shnozz, but I doubt many of us could keep our composure to do so.

Also, last I checked no one had ever documented Great Whites mating. Which is to say, that for all we know they could just manifest themselves onto our plane from their deep sea hell realm.

>>559967135
I died at 4:41. Before dying he turns crazy, peels off fingernail, sees his friend in the boat, then his life flashes before him.

>>559982486
awesome isnt it ?

>>559982714
It's really neat.

>>559965179
Yes, and i'm afraid deep deep ocean even more.

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It is not the threat of seeing sharks and monsters and squids and cthulus.

No the real fear in the ocean comes from its nothingness and barren void.

Imagine if you will your boat goes down and you survive. You are on a small piece of wood that remains afloat until it becomes waterlogged.

Underneath you there is nothing, no sharks, no playful dolphins, no sea turtles, nothing. You are so far out that the only thing that surrounds you is dark nothingness, a devoid of life for miles and miles and miles.

You look under the water and although blurry you just see the water until it fades into blackness in either direction. You are completely alone and there is not even ocean creatures to break the melancholy.

There is nothing.

some creepy unexplained noise in the depths of the ocean, they say the scale of the noise makes the object 5x larger than the empire state building

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDT1WWJpa9U

>>559983893
this shit right here

>>559983893
That was deep man, that really rustled my jimmies

>>559965287
>>559965445
These can't be fucking real.

>>559984691
That's because they're not

>>559971045
I ddnt understand why. was he becoming crazy for.drinking salt water?

>>559984691
The manta ray one can easily be real. Those things can reach 23 feet.

>>559985110
For me it's not the creatures, but being at a depth of 5000 meters in a black nothingness really makes me shudder, thinking about it now, it's probably my worst fear, just cause being in a void makes me nervous, no contact with civilization, no ability to call for help, you just drift there, waiting to die

>>559985331
Yeah, I see what you mean. It certainly puts a chill down my spine.

>>559985020
no. cold + tired

>>559967135
I've read countless books on advanced nautical navigation and learned that if you turn the helm, the boat changes direction.

>>559969816
T.Hanks

>>559965179
yes.

>>559971883
that sounds like nitrogen narcosis or even a mild case decompression sickness. I could be wrong though

>>559987341
Yeah, when you get certified for scuba diving, PADI gives you this textbook with pretty much anything you'd ever need to know about diving. They talk about decompression sickness. That's what I was afraid I had.

>>559967135
thank you so much for that, never knew about it. got anymore?

>>559967135
no , sadly. I've been looking for things similar but I dont even know the name

>>559965179
Nothing more scarier then being left alone in the middle of the ocean.

>>559988038
ITT: WE GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>559970734
That doesn't make them less scary

>>559971281
that fucking nigger. The ONLY way I'd do that is if someone was with me and was carrying a big-ass fucking light.

>>559983893
damn

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>>559965179
is dat sum bloop?

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>>559984691
100% real, infact it's pretty common to encounter them. Silent, but absolutely beautiful. Can be found world-wide

>100% harmless
>Look like water butterflys
>6ft wide to 28ft wide

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>suffer from Submechophobia
>MFW this whole fucking thread

one of my high school teachers got eaten by a shark
it took him away and they never found the body ayy lmao

For anyone really into it:

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/476/what-doesnt-kill-you

Act Two of this podcast is about a teenage girl that gets bitten by a shark and her parents don't take her to the hospital. Even when all her guts start leaking into each other.

Diver here. I'm not entirely afraid the ocean, but these thread make me hate diving

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>>559970338
>>559971116

"In memory of those who now sleep beneathe the lake"

>>559983893

well good, i dont wanna be alone with some scary sea centipede looking motherfucker, im OK by myself

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>>559988038
fuck no.

>>559977651
Not that simple, anon.

Sailorfag here.
Of course I'm not afraid, but I do respect

>>559989632
are you stupid? the first pic is cthulu and the 2nd one is a drawing

your pic is real

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>>559990982

>>559984017
More like this?

>>559965179

I wasn't until I saw that picture. Jesus fuck.

>>559984017
Wh-what?
How can something that big exist?
Holy fuck these jimmies are rustled. Someone hold me...

>>559991926

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>>559977397
In what language?

>>559993181
In troll

>>559984017
>>559992261

Sorry to be the scully of this thread. The "bloop" is the sound of an iceberg cracking underwater.

>>559967135
"DUDE I FUCKING FELL OUT OF THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT"
"WHAT I AM NOT SAILOR I DONT KNOW BOAT"
"JUST TURN THE FUCKING ENGINE OFF"
"YOU MEAN THIS?"

and then he speeds away and disappears in literally a minute

>>559965179
Sharks eat niggers because they love watermelon and chicken more than anything else, and what else has a lot of watermelon and chicken? Their stomachs. So sharks of course now go after niggers.

>>559974247
>Bull, tiger, great whites, whitetips, makos, and occasionally others are the only ones with any history of attacking humans, provoked or unprovoked. And the last 2 I mentioned are incredibly rare in the kind of waters most people swim in.

Which means of course that the Bull, Tiger, and Great Whites are plentiful in the kind of waters most people swim in, and everyone here is going to die.

>>559993319
I did some googling around and scientists concluded it wasn't an iceberg or volcanic activity.
I for one, accept cthulu as our new overlord

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>>559993837

>>559993384
>ENGINE

there's no engine on these

>>559990982
lol what a fag

>>559994104
Wrong. There's an engine and it runs on watermelons.

Having lived on an island just off the coast of BC my entire life I can say that the ocean isnt exceptionally frightening, but it is definitely deserving of respect. Also absolutely fuck riptides when youre swimming on a beach, shit isnt fun.

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>>559966813
weird

>>559967135
speaker recommended - i dont fucking think so, the french language is fucking grotesque

>>559994586
Mhhh - Le francais est merveilleux

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enjoy

>>559967135
computer too laggy, died after like a minute. I wanted too see if he gets rescued.

>>559992153
this kind of thing is fucking retarded

why would something so big want to eat a tiny dot that is a person

it couldnt even bite you its teeth are too big, why has it got such big teeth

fucking gay

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>mermaids are real

/b/ has made me question the ocean, but fuck the unknown is amazing. Unexplored land, imagine all the shit, like here if i wanted to go down the road and explore a mountain, there'd be fucking maps and the last guys skittle packet, the ocean and space is beautiful. Untouched land, I'd love to have a tiny but fast as fuck submarine and ocean suit where I could explore the ocean, even alone. Itd be less scary than walking a dark alley in the favelas cause you know humans kill each other, in the ocean sure a shark or whale could kill you, but we aren't their natural prey.

It's just amazing, like untouched beauty. I'd love to see huge sea creatures too, little ones. Assuming I wouldn't get raped from one though, it'd be awesome to be a passive observer. Magic.

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>>559995871
I thought the same thing but, this images are still awesome to look at

>>559995937
Me and my friends parked up at the docks once on a winter night, which is built on reclaimed land, so the docks/wharf is huge where the water underneath is like fairly deep and dark pacific ocean type shit. A storm was due in the next day (which eventually came) and it was windy as fuck that night (like midnight) no one was around, and the water was fucking rough. Like NOPE.jpg type rough. We were all running around half scared/excited like chimps, it was amazing.

I sometimes get dreams about very very very rough water, and surfing huge ass waves (never surfed in my life) very dark water. I read somewhere that when you dream about water it represents your emotions, like rough water means you're unsettled/anxious about somthing, calm nice smooth water and you're currently happy..etc.

im rambling now, but I thought someone might appreciate it lol.

>>559965287
>>559965445
someone has to put in ayy lmao in this haha

>>559973102
fuck thats scary

>>559967135
i drowned at 5 mins and that the drowning dude pictured his friend laughing at him in the water
what a prick

>>559995937
I feel u

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>>559996828

>>559989632
My Mum used to be a life guard in Queensland when she was a teenager and used to swim across a channel near Surfer's Paradise to get to work from school.

Anyways one day she was swimming and went under for a bit and saw a shadow above her, thinking it was a boat she went deeper and kept swimming. She looked up after what she thinks was about 10 metres and saw it was a giant manta ray/sting ray thingy.

She said it was the single most beautiful moment of her life (minus giving birth).

>>559976731
>>559993181
>>559993291
Are you guys serious? jesus fuck, go read some HP Lovecraft.
pfft... what fucking language... what language do you think the Cthulu speaks?

>>559997816
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>>559997818
>>559997819
>>559997820
>>559997821
>>559997822
>>559997823
>>559997824
>>559997825
>>559997826
>>559997827
>>559997828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmrQGHhdCM#t=55

>>559998096
wow.... niggas rode a whale..??

>>559998096
fucking beautiful.

get soon

too bad frozen catalog

gonna be "ayy lmao"

>>559970734
Fuck off, shark.

>>559969829
You're describing the opening to one of my favorite music videos of all time.

Face your fear, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhS9LnDoo_w

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fuck her right in the pussy

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i think it's just the fact that it's cold. try running cold water over your head in the shower and close your eyes and breathe slowly. you'll imagine you are in the ocean and become uncomfortable.

>>559971752
>>559971330

You're both retarded. You think they just left the bodies down there?

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le get face

>>559999079
Hell no not afraid of the ocean. I live in Rhode Island and caught a shark fishing on the town beach in waist deep water.

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OH GOD ITS HERE

fucking imagine this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU

>>560000616
I don't need to imagine it. You posted a video.

G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYuK9jE52ig

>>560000616
lets turn this into a Cave thread : D

>>559972213
The "cthulu" text is what scared me.

aaand one last video for you niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv951RmIXEk

>>560001485
>>560000000

>>559967135
die at 4:20 he rip off his own fingernail, why???

>>559965179
had a dream of a whale coming out of the ocean and specially coming to kill me. Yes I am afraid.

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I know a lot of people who are shit scared of the ocean and I just don't get it
Oceans are vast but I don't see how they're piss-yourself scary
Also sharks. Sent a friend a funny picture of a shark and he started telling me how I shouldn't send shark pictures to him without warning since he dropped his tablet out of fear.
I just don't get it

>>560001892
Sharks are the new skellingtons

>>559967316
This, couldn't explain why i was so afraid of the oceon, but this make sense