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Lizardofatman here once again for a civ thread people! Continuing with Bootylicious Beyonce and Destiny's Child. Again, changing to pc in a moment for bamps.
> a few game mechanics were balanced out
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>>559963458
Lizardofatman here -

Will post adjustments momentarily.
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im so fucking ready
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>Workers per action are now 12 with a maximum of 3.
>To vote you need to greentext your vote, two of the same action will count as votes for different actions
IE
>Mine stone (1 vote for action 1)
>Mine stone (1 vote for action 2)
>Mine gold

Gods have been figured out and will post momentarily.
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>>559963458
OP has not been a fag
10/10
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>>559963937
>>559964209

Good to see someone ready for this shit haha/q
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We really need more stone
>mine stone
>mine gold
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Jarilo - The god of vegetation and fertility
>Divine pheromones - Jarilo allows Beyonce to emit a pheromone which makes her irresistible and her eggs much more likely to hatch +10 breeding roll
>Passive effect - Farms no longer need to regrow for 3 turns
>Spring forth - A small spring appears and a tiny forest will surround it, filled with birds and small animals; larger ones may appear as well (rollarino)
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Perun - The god of thunder and lighting; in order to utilize his blessings we must grow a mighty oak and a shrine dedicated to his honor.
Bonuses
>Blesses edges - Electrified weaponry give a +3 overall combat rating (must have cast the spell)
>Lighting strike - The priestess may summon a mightly bolt of lightning to smite a single enemy, depending on roll it may or may not chain to additional enemies.
>Cry of Thunder - Demoralizes the enemy, +2 combat rating(for us)
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Svetoid - The god of war and divination, riding on a white horse.
>Bloodcry - When cast gives a +4 combat rating for 2 turns
>Purification - Cleanses evil spirits(rollarino)
>Mead of the gods - A cask of the finest mead manifests itself in front of you and has a hauntingly sweet aroma that emanates for miles around +15 diplomacy for one action
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Triglav - God of the sky, earth, and underworld.
>Healing mist - The priestess emits a mists that heals all allies in the vicinity
>Shattering quake - The ground splits open and the souls of the damned drag down our enemies to hell (rollarino, possible to backfire)
>Oracle's divination - Triglav grants us a floating stone head, it levitates in a set area 40 meters above and allows us to detect enemies that are approaching(1 turn early) only one at a time may be in effect.
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hump and bump
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bamp
gonna wait for more people or should i just start it the voting?
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>>559965851
Wait just a little more, until 8:15.

Gonna revise and see if I'm missing anything/it's contradicting.
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Quick poll

>Which god seems most appealing to you anons?
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>>559966072
Can we train our priestess to be an extension of our bootylicouis queen?
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>>559964614
Jarilo, because it solves one of the issues with insects and that's food.
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>>559966291
Jarilo and Triglav

Jarilo for the breed/food bonuses
Triglav for the combat benefits
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>>559966331
She'll have a telepathic link to direct orders from Beyonce, but that's as far as it goes. Like the insects with their antenna
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>>559966291
Jarilo
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Bampin

4 minutes until we begin
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Shbamp
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hype music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHMBoDoFwj0&list=FLL3IPzfQFJ-OFHlffZ6LowQ
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Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 26
Food consumed per turn -1
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 2 stone, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

Do you
>Mine stone
>Mine gold ore
>Mine new ore(rollarino)
>Explore(must specify direction)
>Retrain priestess(3 turns)
>Smelt iron (2 to 1 ratio of ore to ingots)
>Breed(specify drone, 10 food, or worker, 6 food)
>Mutate(requires sacrifice, options will show when this is chosen)
>Other
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Also, is Beyonce's official cartographer on? I swear i saved that map but I can't find it.
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>>559968093
Can we sacrifice a worker and try to mutate Sarah?
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>>559968093
>>559968334
i got your back nigga
>Explore to the west
>Smelt ore into ingots
>mine new ore
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>mine new ore
>mine gold
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>>559968486
Need to sacrifice multiples of 5 workers, and mutating Sarah is possible, but requires a diplomacy roll not to piss off the other humans.

>>559968531
Good shit, thanks anon. And the mechanics were tweaked a bit, one action per 12 workers to a max of 3.
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>>559968886
shiet my b take out explore to the west
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Alright I'll bite
>explore west
>new ore
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>>559968531
>>559968814
>Two for new ore
>One to mine gold
>One to smelt iron
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Do we have enough people for 3 votes?
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basmp
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>>559969685
Thought we did, I'll just keep bamping till someone else pops up.
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spamp
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Someone be the hero!
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Ramp
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>>559969209
>new ore
>smelt iron
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I'll change to smelt iron
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>>559970545
>>559969171
>>559968814
New ore has passed!
>Rollarino time neighborinos
1-45 - nothing(stone)
46-70 - iron ore
71-80 - silver ore
81+ - Tungsten
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>>559970982
rollerino
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rollin'
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>>559970982
rowel
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bamp
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>>559971251
>>559971082
>>559971078
>Roll is 70
>Iron is discovered!

As the miners grind rythmically against the wall, a sudden collapse and a hollow cavern is discovered with a small pond inside with no fish. Along the walls is a fairly large iron deposit to which they begin to extract it.
>+3 iron ore

Jerome gets to work, having the workers bring him the available iron ore and smelts it down into a few iron ingots.
>+2 iron ingots

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 27
Food consumed per turn -1
Consumables: 1 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, 2 stone, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

Do you
>Attempt to have Jerome create an armor prototype (initial cost of 2 ingots, then 1 ingot after)
>Breed drones
>Breed workers
>Attempt mutation
>Examine Blood red stone
>Explore
>Other
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I think we hit a natural gas vain or something like that.
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>>559972339
>create armor
>explore west
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>>559972361
Haha, captcha's just being a fickle tranny today.
>Pic related, fuck captcha tonight.
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>>559972339
>examine red stone
>explore south
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Bamp
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Shmamp
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>>559972339
>examine red stone
>explore
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>>559973005
hmm I am curious
>examine redstone
>I'm staying with explore west
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>>559973307
>gotta specify direction
>>559973005
>>559972545
>One for exploring west
>One for exploring South
>One for creating armor
>Two for examining the stone
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>>559973590
3 for examining the stone
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>>559973590
im gonna go with west bob
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>>559973682
Shit, you're right. Still a bit foggy from drinking earlier, thank ya anon.

>Stone will be examined
>One for going west
>One for going south
>One for creating armor
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>>559973005
We're now socially pressuring you to go west
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>>559973943
>>559973825
fine ill change to west
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bump
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>>559973943
Pear pressure.

>>559974074
>>559973912
Three of the drones leave our home and skitter on west, their plated legs depressing in the dunes with each step. After a while they come across a single, massive ravine, the bottom nowhere in sight.

Meanwhile back at home we have Hilda and Beyonce examine the stone, Beyonce feels nothing from the stone, but as soon as Hilda grasps it she screams and drops it, begining to violently shake. When asked what she only responds with, "It is unholy" and continue to repeat it. They take her back to the slave's quarters.

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 28
Food consumed per turn -1
Consumables: 1 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, 2 stone, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

Do you
>Try to examine the stone further
>Mine iron
>Mine gold
>Mine stone
>Return the scouts
>Attempt to climb down the ravine
>Other
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Let's fuck we could use more drones
>breed
>attempt to climb down the ravine
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>>559975402
im with this guy
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>>559975179
>examine the stone further
>explore for a nearby food source around the ravine
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>>559975402
>>559975581
I agree
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Bumpity
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Eh i dont think we should breed some more as we only have -1 food consumed per turn

we should get a little bit more food production and then create more drones
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>>559975402
>>559975581
>>559975935
>-10 food
>18 remaining
>Rollaino neighborinos!
1-30 2 drones
31-65 4 drones
66+ 7 drones
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Makin love
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>>559976334
roll
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>>559976334
rollin
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>>559976378
twas my roll

>>559976252
we get out farm to give us food soon
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>>559976334
Rollerino
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hump and bump
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>>559976538
>>559976486
>>559976378

Beyonce invite JayZ and some other niggers into her abode where the mound begins to blast with shitty music, the sound of chicken breasts slapping together, and a sybian. After hours of intense sexytime JayZ and the niggers leave, Beyonce has a clutch of 8 eggs of which 7 hatch.

The drones at the ravine spot a narrow ledge leading down the crevasse and they begin to carefully walk along it. (2 turns until they finish)

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 13
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 18
Food consumed per turn: 2
Consumables: 1 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, 2 stone, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>2 turns until ravine is scaled

Do you
>Build the armor prototype(2 ingots)
>Mine
>Explore
>Breed
>Expand rat ranch(2 stone)
>Mutate new insect
>Examine stone
>Other
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bumperino
>>
Let's upgrade our farm
and train priestass in

Jarilo
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>>559977531
ill second this
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>>559977326
Mutate, breed
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>>559977738
If we sacrifice the workers we'll lose an action.
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>>559977807
Worth possibly getting a flying insect
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>>559977531
>>559977564
thirded
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>>559977807
>>559977738
You can sacrifice drones as well, again, multiples of 5. If the drones are used then a combat-type insect will emerge if successful.
>>
Bamp
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>>559977531
>>559977564
>>559978101

The workers scuttle and drag the stone through the Oasis before expanding the enclosure and then demolishing the barrier between the new and old areas. They also notice something odd, a rat twice the size of the original ones; approximately 5 feet long and 4 feet tall.
>-2 stone
>+2 food per turn

Hilda enters the mound and begins to meditate, channeling her energy and focusing on connecting with Jarilo. (2 turns and rollarino to determine success rate.

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 13
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 18
Food consumed per turn: 0
Consumables: 1 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, 2 stone, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>1 turn until ravine is scaled
>2 turns until rollarino for Jarilo

Do you
>Mutate
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Mine
>Create armor(2 ingots)
>Explore
>Other
>>
>mine stone
>mine iron
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>>559978648
correction
>no stone
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>>559978648
>mine
>create some armor
wanna get some armor/weapons for a raiding in the future
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>>559978890
you gotta specify what you're mining
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>>559978890
I'll 2nd this if he's mining iron
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>>559978956
ah yea
>mine iron
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Did we lose our 3rd guy?
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Looks like it, Bamparino until someone else cums on.
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>>559978648
>mine iron
>make armor
>>
It's been decided
>>
gotta be safe bumperdoti
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>>559979775
>>559979154
>>559978890

As the miners finish their smoke break and wipe the sweat from their mandibles they scurry back into the mine and extract more iron ore.
>+6 iron ore

Jerome starts to fashion some plate armor, after hours and hours of sweat, blood, and a bruised testicle, he finished the piece. It covers the drone's soft areas between their chitin as well as their head and legs.
>+1 armor (+2 combat roll for each armor equipped)

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 13
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 18
Food consumed per turn: 0
Consumables: 6 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>1 turns until rollarino for Jarilo

>Ravine has been scaled

As the drones reach the bottom, they discover a river of pitch and many, many skeletons of different creatures including a few destroyed constructs with large three meter holes in their heads. They feel uneasy in the area.

Do you
>Mutate
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Mine
>Return scouts home
>Smelt ingots
>Explore
>Other
>>
>Mine more iron
>return scouts home
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>>559980712
i second this
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>>559980539
>bruised testicle
Jerome goes hard
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>>559980539
Other, orgy with Sarah, smelt ingots
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bamparino
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Bamp shbamp
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>>559981114
1. We're going to mine for iron we should wait
2. Jerome has a bruised testicle
3. Sarah is a stupid cunt, we can't risk her breeding
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>>559981114
also peer pressure
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>>559981839
>pic related
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>>559980712
this one
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>>559980712
>>559980848
>>559982185
The miners continue to toil underground, starting to sing negro spirituals as they snack on fried chicken, corn bread, watermelon, kool aid, and a smidgen of crack.
>+8 iron ore
>Scouts have returned home

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 13
Workers: 25 (2 actions)
Food: 18
Food consumed per turn: 0
Armor: One iron plate (+2)
Consumables: 15 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus
Do you
>Mutate
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Mine
>Smelt ingots
>Explore
>Other

Also
>Rollarino for Jarilo and Hilda connection
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>>559982940
rollerskates
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>>559982940
Rollerino
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>>559982940
roll
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rollin' and fuck
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>>559983105
>>559983106
10/10
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>mine iron
then >smelt iron
then>try not to cry
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>>559983105
>>559983106
>>559983187
>Result is 32

Hilda faints and is put in a near catatonic state, though Beyonce feels a divine influence around her body. She determines that Hilda will wake from her coma in 3 turns.
>Another rollarino, will be easier since initial connection has been established
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>>559983515
Rollin
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>>559983515
hopefully this roll will be better than a fucking 5
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>>559983515
roll part deux
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>>559983701
>>
>>559983701
>>559983668
>>559983558
>result is 42

She will wake without any harm done, but will require some meditation in order to be able to channel any sort of spell.
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>>559984072
>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 13
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 18
>Food consumed per turn: 0
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 15 iron ore, 2 iron ingots, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>3 turns until Hilda wakes

Do you
>Mutate
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Mine
>Smelt ingots
>Explore
>Other

>reposting as to not cause confusion
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>>559984072
All of the spells were passive so..
>>
>mine iron
then >smelt iron
then>try not to cry
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>>559984325
Spring forth and pheromones are not.
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>>559984308
>smelt into ingots
>explore south
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>>559984513
this
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>>559984635
this then
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>>559984513
>>559984635
>>559984718
Jerome nurses his bruised testicle, using Sarah as a fluffer and nut sucker because she does nothing but sit on her ass all day. The workers dump all the iron into the forge and cast it into ingots.

A group of 4 drones starts heading south until they come across the very crypt Beyonce emerged from.

Do you
>Mutate
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Mine
>Continue exploring
>Explore crypt
>Examine red stone again
>Other
>>
Bumperino
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>>559985259
>Explore crypt
>with helda out let's examine the red stone
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>>559985215
>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 13
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 18
>Food consumed per turn: 0
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 1 iron ore, 7 iron ingots, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>2 turns until Hilda wakes
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>>559985393
this guy has good ideas
>>
>>559985393
i approve of this notion
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>>559985536
>>559985519
>>559985393
The drones break open a little more of the crypt as to let in more light, as the go inside they it smells quite musty and on the walls there are hieroglyphics, alas, neither Beyonce or the drones can read this.

Beyonce examines the stone, feeling nothing from it still; but she has a theory. Perhaps there would be some effect if a worker or drone eats it or has it implanted into them?

>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 13
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 18
>Food consumed per turn: 0
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 1 iron ore, 7 iron ingots, Mysterious blood red stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>1 turns until Hilda wakes

Do you
>Implant the stone into a drone or worker
>Feed the stone to a drone or worker
>Breed
>Breed humans
>Return scouts
>Have scouts continue south
>Construct more armor(1 ingot each)
>Other
>>
That sounds fucking stupid, let's do it.
>implant it into a worker
>keep heading south
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>>559986184
>implant the stone into a worker
>construct more armor
>>
Boobs
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>>559986184
>implant that shit
>continue south
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>>559986382
Yes.
>>
Are you the same OP that did that civ where we worshipped a bear God and even had a Bear in our flag?

Man that was so glorious, probably the most fun I've had in 4chan
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>>559986298
>>559986369
>>559986438
Implanting into a worker wins.

Two for going south, one for more armor.

>>559986468
Nah sorry man, been OP on civ threads for the last few days though. Last civ thread I did was an undead army with a German Kommandant.
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>>559986589
>pear pressure
ill switch to south then
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Well fuck. I just realized that my ex wants three things.
>1. To marry me
>2. To have some kids with me
>3. For me not to move overseas

>pic related
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>>559986769
mang you broke up with her for reason
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rollin for anything
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>>559986664
>>559986438
>>559986298
Beyonce summons a drone and a worker, the worker lays on his back as the drone uses his razor sharp claw to make an incision at the base of the neck and inserts the stone. Nothing happens imideately and the worker heads out of the mound saying "I bet all da bitchez will love dis shit" Just after, he starts to shriek and change shape.Massive cracking shakes the mound, actually threatening to collapse it. The drone quickly pushes the convulsing worker outside and as soon as they're clear, the worker extends a massive six foot spike from his back, penetrating the drone through the head and killing him instantly.
>Rollarino time
>Suprise

The other drones continue south and see nothing but sandy dunes for miles, a speck in the far distance(2 turns) is seen, but it could just be a mirage.

>Hilda awakes

>actions will be revealed after rollarino
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>>559987370
rollin'
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>>559987370
rollerblades
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>>559987370
roll
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You're killiing us people
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>>559987713
RNGesus hates me
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>>559987480
>>559987523
>>559987525
>Result is 42

The worker convulses more before the spike drags the corpse of the drone and merges together with it; then it sprouts seven more spikes and changes the shape of it's torso. Growing a large thorax as the same color as the blood red stone, the noises stop suddenly and then an unearthly roar emerges from the abomination.

It shakes itself off before looking back into the mound, eyes glowing bright green. It's a combination of spider, beetle, and Micheal Jackson.
>+1 arachnitank
>-1 drone

Do you
>Attempt to breed the arachnitank
>Breed
>Breed workers
>Make arichnitank armor(6 ingots)
>Head to the speck in the distance
>Return scouts
>Other
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>>559988264
shiet nigga
>attempt to breed
>return scouts
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>arichnitake armor
>head to speck in the distance
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>>559988365
actually nevermind lets do this, we have a motherfuckin arachnitank
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>>559988264
>attempt to breed
>head to speck
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>>559988365
>pear pressure
switching
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>>559968334
hey im back, sorry the threads were all fucked up and nothing was being bumped or updated. Cartographer here! whatd I miss?
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>>559988656
There's a ravine west, we have a spidertankspike thing and we're about to head south
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>>559988656
praise be beyonce's catographer is present again
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>>559988853
I've legit been looking for you guys for the past two hours, /b/ is all fucked up bro. Sorry for the absence. Just gimme a quick rundown of what to add to the map and ill catch up to the story later
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>>559988946
also the rat farm is a big bigger and we found iron
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> attempt to breed
>head to speck
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>>559988656
We've got ourselves a muthafucking Arachnitank and Jerome bruised his left nut.

>>559988595
>>559988467
>>559988365

Jerome is cautious as are the other drones as the Arachnitank sprints to the smithy, covering 200 meters in about three seconds. It's surprisingly docile and we believe it might have retained the instincts of the drone and worker. They start to hammer sheets of metal and physically bolt the armor into the Arachnitank. Astonishingly, the Arachnitank grows a second exoskeleton over the armor itself within seconds of the last piece being attatched.
>+30 combat rating for Arachnitank
>scouts heading to speck, 2 turns.
>only one action for 2 turns

>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 12
>Armored Arachnitank
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 18
>Food consumed per turn: 0
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 1 iron ore, 1 iron ingots, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

Do you
>Attempt to breed with the Arachnitank
>Attempt to communicate with the Arrachnitank
>Breed
>Mine
>Breed humans
>Return scouts
>Have scouts continue south
>Construct more armor(1 ingot each)
>Other
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sorry just got here what race are we?
>>
>>559989467
insect
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>>559989352
Forget the scout options, they're heading to the speck. Fucked up on copying.

>>559989467
Insects.
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>>559989467
Darude - sand storm

>mine iron
>comminicate with arrachnitank
>>
>>559989541
fuck
>mine iron
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>>559989541
One action for 2 turns due to scouting.
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>>559989352
>name arachnitank
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>>559988946
Just search Lizardofatman in the OP bar, always going to put that up so it's easy to find me.
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Bamp
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Bumparino
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Did we lose everyone?
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>>559989352
>name the arachnitank
>mine iron
>>
lol sorry guys expanding the guys to go out west is slightly harder than I thought just gimme a minute
>>
>>559990209
Everyone wants to name the tank alright
>name the arachnitank
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>>559990184
Eh, doesn't matter I'll still bamp till the new niggers come home.
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>Name the Arachnitank

Suggestion: Twerkmaster2000
>>
>>559990497
Notion passed
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>>559990497
i..... absolutely love it
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name the tank i suggest Mr T
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>>559990578
>>559990610
Two votes on Twerkmaster2000

>>559990630
One vote for Mr. T
>>
We need the cartographer to vote break

#pearpressure
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Nogump bump
>>
2 v 1
i change my vote
Twerkmaster2000
>>
>>559991039
im busy trying to add a ravine which im not really sure what that is
>>
Have you been doing the gourd farm?
>>
>>559991176
>>559990610
>>559990578
Archnitank is now Twerkmaster2000

>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 12
>Armored Twerkmaster2000
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 18
>Food consumed per turn: 0
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 1 iron ore, 1 iron ingots, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

>Scouts reach destination in 1 turn
>1 action for one more turn

Do you
>Attempt to breed with the Arachnitank
>Attempt to communicate with the Arrachnitank
>Breed
>Mine
>Breed humans
>Construct more armor(1 ingot each)
>Other
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>>559991320
Can we make a 2nd rat farm?
>>
>>559991338
Knew I was forgetting something.

>>559991357
>expand gourd farm.
>-4 food
>Rollarino for +4, +8, or +16
Due to Jarlio's blessing, we do not need to wait 3 turns.
>>
>>559991357
>communicate with TM2k
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mfw when i saw this,
called austin powers through out 1st and 2nd grade non stop.
my name is austin
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>>559991587
That's actually pretty cool though.
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>>559991441
Can expand, do not have the required stone though. (2 stone = +2 food)
>>
>>559991570
thatll also be my roll
>>
>mine
>breed with the Arachnitank
>>
>>559991554
Don't have the stones? Want to say that to my face tough guy?

>expand gourd farm
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>>559991587
>>559991663

Austin is the best name in the universe, besides faggot
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>>559991812
>>
People we need more food, then we'll fuck beyonce and the TM2000
>>
>NOTICE
Op is gonna pop a benzo because I can't sleep for shit. Shouldn't kick in until the threads about to die, but I might cut it short. I'll give notice if so.
>>
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Do the bampshbamp
>>
People, you want to make an action?
>>
>>559992535
Wax on, wax off young grasshoppah. They will cum eventually.
>>
just a few thosand posts till
>>
I haven't had a solid shit in 3 years.

> 560000000 get
>>
>mine stone
>mine new material
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Fuck it.

>Expanding gourd farm to due to slowness, how late it is, and before I pass out from the benzo

Rollarino neighborinos
1-30 - dead
31-55 +4
56-74 +8
75-99 +16
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NIPS IS HARD

> 560000000 GET
>>
>>559992956
rollin
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Bamp
>>
Just got in. Seconding the highest voted actions by default because fuck it.

>560000000 get
>>
tip sjekels
>>
One more roller.
>>
>>559993526
maybe you should kick it for the night. No one seems attentive enough to play.
>>
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Rolling for shiggles and ass
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>>559993526
nigga I just finished the new map with your stupid fucking ravine
>>
>>559993505
Definitely a circumcision captcha
>>
>>559993804
you're about to make it more south
>>
>>559993946
r u kidding me
>>
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>>559993694
>>559993281
>>559993064
>pic related
>Result is 79.66

Jarlio blesses the plants and the soil, a visible wave of mist rolls across the fauna and causes them to grow larger and stronger; each gourd the size of a basketball now.
>+16 food per turn

The scouts finally reach the speck in the distance, it turns out it's a broken ship of all things, turned on its side with the hull broken and a few long-dead skeletons strewn about.

>Leader:Beyonce
>Group: Destiny's Child
>Drones: 12
>Armored Twerkmaster2000
>Workers: 25 (2 actions)
>Food: 34
>Food consumed per turn: -16
>Armor: One iron plate (+2)
>Consumables: 1 iron ore, 1 iron ingots, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
>Structures:
>Mound +5 breeding bonus
>Rat farm
>Gourd farm
>Slave's quarters
>Smithy (armor may be constructed and mandibles/claws can be armor plated and sharpened)
>Medium wall +8 defensive bonus

Do you
>Attempt to breed with the Arachnitank
>Attempt to communicate with the Arrachnitank
>Breed
>Mine
>Breed humans
>Search the ship
>Construct more armor(1 ingot each)
>Other
>>
>>559993946
>>559994058
I'm cool with it just being east so Mr. Cartographer doesn't have to work his ass off again, if you guys are.
>>
>Search the ship
>attempt to commonicate to the arachnitank
>>
>>559994218
Wait a second, fucked up. It is to the west, map is accurate.
>>
Bamparino
>>
Yeah, 4chin is fucking up right now. Everyone cool with me leaving and coming back on Saturday? Gonna take tomorrow off.
>>
>>559994218
>>559994356
updated the map with scales, it'll be fine going any direction really
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Rolling for Mutate Sarah if it's still an option. Hell do it with the TM2K
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>>559994662
Caturday it is. I gotta D&D that night. We better not end up dead
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>>559994791
>>
>>559994969
Good shit Mr. Cartographer.
>>559994904
OP will not disappoint, I think the reason it died out is since the catalog and pages are just kinda frozen right now.
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>>559995118
Herp derp I mean the insects dying
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>>559995118
yeah I couldn't find you guys for a good couple hours, but whatever saturday night sounds dope
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Goodnight everyone, heading off. Good playing with you all as usual, saved the stats and saved the map in the right folder this time.

Thread will continue as usual 8:00pm PST -8:00 on caturday. Stay strong my insectonigs, Twerkmaster2000 will lead us to victory!
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alright last map of the night I suppose, someone save and post on saturday just in case who knows what.
Cartographer, signing out
>>
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