Can I get a tumblr cringe thread going?

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>>559929852

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>>559931357

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This is probably the most cringeworthy blog I've ever come across.

She thinks everything is racist and she threatens suicide at least once every couple weeks.

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>this kid

>>559929852
>Video game characters
Yes, I am a GTAV kin

>>559930253
>Headmate

I've got to ask, what's that?

>>559931660
>furry
>not sexual
pic one

>>559931952
Straight busta.

>>559932207
When there's another person in your head, presumably.

>>559932207
When these furfag autists think they are really dogs or foxes or dragons or whatever inside, they basically have split personalities/imaginary friends in their heads that they pretend are their "inner animal/dragon/plant/etc spirit"

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>>559932207
Essentially, they pretend they have disassociative identity disorder, and claim they have multiple people in their heads - called headmates.

>>559932541
>>559932764

That's what I thought it was. And these people are adamant that they don't have a mental illness?

>>559933000
p. much. They think it's totally normal and parade it around and think you're the weird one for not pretending to be a dragon or having people in your head.

>>559933482
lmao

>>559933345
I hate Tumblr, why have their parents slapped this faggotory out of them yet?

>>559931636
i dunno, i think that was pretty spot on.

Is everyone on tumblr just a gigantic pussy?

There are good people on Tumblr, there are bad people on Tumblr.

>>559931636
But that's true.

>>559933960
pretty much

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Last one, I'm tapped.

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The whole Dashcon thing. Holy fuck what a fuck up.

Bravo to whoever pissed in the ballpit though.

>>559931357
Am I a cishet? Should I be offended?

I need to go on tumblr more often to learn all of these labels for myself that I didn't previously know.

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>>559933698

Shit! It's more on time than even the Wikipedia.

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>>559934567
i bet dashcon was eddy's idea. ed probably pissed in the ballpit.

>>559931952
Fictionkin
Im sure the mario one will get posted soon

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>>559934090
>good people
>tumblr

>>559929852
why do they haVE TO TALK LIKE FUCKING RETARDS

>>559932960
>down with the clown
>goodbye sides

>>559931912
What does 'relevant to the internet' mean?

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tumblr: where a bunch retarded insecure fuckoffs make up shit to label themselves with to pretend that they're special.

>>559935536
holy mother of christ she makes me want to kill babies

>>559935536
I hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers

>>559935536
Trigender? buttttttt that's impossible .....
also what is a magigirl that's one I don't know

>>559934330
No way. Do you have "her" url? I gotta check this out

>>559933000
Aaaaawww sheeeeit Triple dubs and trips

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>>559933482
time 4 death grips

>>559935940
Only straight white men can rape

>>559934567
It was Hebe.

>>559932207
what we in the real world call "Dissociative Identity Disorder"

except these people only pretend they have it for attention and because it makes them feel unique to have a rainbow shitting unicorn or whatever in their heads.

>>559934330
>having ADD and ADHD
fucking hell you retard that's like saying you broke your severed arm. either way it's fucking useless and it being severed is broken

>>559936359
Her URL is enbykitten. She doesn't post much anymore, though.

>>559935536
>Owns a dog
>Feeds it a fucking avocado
I wish I grew up where there were no computers for these autistic attention seekers to access.

>>559933663
Because they'll just whine about how their parents "oppress" them n' shit.
I use tumblr to make money through commissions, and even though I don't even follow anybody, I STILL see that shit all over the place.
Fucking hate my life

>>559933000
nice trip dubs and trips. and yes they think its somehow normal to have multiple personalities in your head.

The funny shit is that people who ACTUALLY have multiple personalities don't actually know that they do. Every single one who claims their alter egos actively communicate with them are fucking liars.

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Does anyone know what this means?

>>559934090
no. there are stupid people on tumblr and there porn on tumblr.

>>559934330
>Gender
>choice
>sexuality
>choice
CANNOT CONTAIN MY RAGE

>>559936930
Tell me we are spamming this acount to death right now pleas oh pleas

>>559930428
> francesvhale
> vhale
kek

>>559930610
someone send her a toaster dude screenshot.

>>559936930
im sorry did he say "smart enough to us library computer" ??

reminds me of the animation of "I'm not sonic, I'm BLONIC" and at the end one of them is like "no, I'm really sonic trapped in a human body"
Fuck, I wish I remembered what that video was called

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>>559934330
>im not professionally diagnosed
>took a quiz on the internet
>exaggerated the answers
>is actually proud of being mentally disabled
>not even mentally disabled

>>559937378
parts,
>femme presenting
they look female
>queer trans non-binary twp spirited genderfluid
they have declared their self identified gender as two separate genders that are not male or female and they float between them
>Xe/Xir/hir/Xirseel
what to call them insead of him her or wahtever

>>559937828
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Htt1f6icteU

>>559937378
23, faggot that looks like a grill, made up pronouns, attracted to all other faggots, white but in muslim get-up, self diagnosed tard, rich, likes sex, probably fat, vegan

>>559938010
Ha, 'burgercock'

>>559934894
It means cisgender heterosexual (I'm liking the fact that this website doesn't recognize cisgender as a word)

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and how could we forget..

>>559937378
>pansexulae
Ok with fucking any gender made up or otherwise and possibly animals
>PoC ( 1/16 native american)
I don't know what PoC means
> white presenting exept for hijab
they look white but wear a hijab
> muslim convert
retarded

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>>559938010
>vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise

>>559931912
> tumblr says that 4chan can't make opinions because they can't agree
> an opinion is a thought
> also that's a beta white knight so why aren't the feminist getting in his ass bout being a man

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>>559929852
lloclai include

>>559936930
This is obviously a troll

>>559938517
cisgender?

Does 'cishet' basically mean 'normal?'

>>559936930
This should be copypasta used to spam them lol

>>559938919
I honestly cannot tell the difference between the actual thing and parodies of it. I fear for the future.

>>559937378
> neruo atypical ( self diagonsed aspergers)
they think they have aspergers
> economicaly privlages
They got cash
> sex positive
they like sex
> body positive
they have a body ( I think)
> vegan
vegan
> sociology major
they major in sociology
> loves Disney
YAY I'M A LITTLE KID AT HART LOL>

>>559938968
From what I understand yes

>>559935536
>tumblr: where a bunch retarded insecure fuckoffs make up shit to label themselves with to pretend that they're special.
uhm, I dunno /b/ sounds kinda the same

>>559938605
PoC = person of colour

Nigger.

>>559930610
Please, people have been showing it's done ever since the first an hero happened. Hell, it's been recorded on more than one occasion too.

Your turn Tumblr.

>>559938968
From what I know CIS is ether and acronym for comfortable in skin ( not trans)
or an organic chemistry term that they adapted to refer to non tans people
so eather way yes.

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>>559937378
>>559934330
>>559931660

>Neurodivergent
>Neurodiversity/Neurodivergency is an approach to learning and disability which suggests that diverse neurological conditions appear as a result of normal variations in the human genome.
>Trying to say that mental disorders are the result of completely normal genetic diversity

>>559938524
Holy fuck that's beautiful. I can't believe they bought it.

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>>559932960
My god, really? Why are these new "trying to be different" trends so faggy?

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>>559939203
>> body positive
>they have a body ( I think)
my sides

Sorry for mobile link but it doesn't get worse than a Hyde Park Tumblr meetup. The autism is seeping through my screen and stinking up the room it's that bad...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywjhADvzXW8

>>559936938
That's probably because she finally got some dick and that instantly cured her attention seeking autism. Just like it will with almost every other trigendered tumblrkin.

>>559939283
/b/ labels:
nigger, faggot

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>>559938968

>>559936654
thank you based goldstein

>>559939547
cisgender: Someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth. Derived from Latin root prefix cis (on this side of)

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>>559932960
>Juggalo-kin

Not tumblr but pretty cringe inducing.

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/im-lesbian-marrying-man?page=0%2C1

>>559939149
I'm pretty sure the original was a troll. I could be wrong though, there are some pretty autistic people out there

>>559939847
Oh fuck yes lets make a tumbel analayg for /b/
Male presenting female posing, straight-trap perfering, self diagnosed autism, self diagnosed cool, self diagnosed pedophile, cuckold, sex negative, agoraphobic, neck beared

>>559939779
wait so your saying they plan shit like this .. and no one has taken the opportunity to mess with them?

>>559939951
Ah, that clears it up.

Man do I feel like a clown!

>>559938524
it actually made me kek

>>559937378
>>559938186
>>559938605
PoC - Person of Color (biggest kek of the picture because 1/16th indian)

>>559932207
A bloody mate in you head, you damn chuv.
>pic related

>>559938195
why
the fuck

>>559940369
acronyms are /b/ro, /b/ra, /b/rother. /b/roself

>>559940432
i would expect nothing less from such gold.

>>559933482
What...a...fucking...bitch. Just die already.

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>>559938524

>>559940394
Exactly.
I think we need to get all UKfags to the next tumblr meetup and beat the shit out of them.

>>559938968
Yes, it's short for cisgendered and heterosexual

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>1/16 native american

>>559939745
Oh fuck yeah I love lil-purrfect-femme, practically all her posts are this level of stupidity and combined with her very confused looking picture, it's just great.

>>559931143
>transtrender
>trans is trendy

>>559938968

see >>559939983

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>>559938524
you'd think they were newfags or something

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>>559940369
>>559940557
That's good, continue.

>>559939774
As in I think that is what it means
yeah I'm prety sure they have a body but that may mean like they like their body or they are not trans fat.

Looks like tumblr has reached the next level. They're using their retarded nomenclature for things that have perfectly regular names in the real world.
Genderpunk
Juggalokin
Why not just punk and juggalo.

>>559931660
>NEET

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>it's immoral to bring up muslim crimes

>>559941427

Part of me wants to google Juggalokin, the rest of me is afraid of what I'll find if I do.

>>559934330
that many mental disabilities

is it sure it's not just an Untouchable?

>>559941623
Holy fuck, what? If anything, THAT's oppression.

>"Only talk about bad things that OTHER people have done."

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>mfw they were actually thinking we used those accounts
>mfw i have no face

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>>559941623
>it's immoral to bring up muslim crimes

>>559940975
>don't put pictures of normal p*ople here b*cause it's tr*ggering
Fuck this gay earth why do these "people" exist

>>559934330
>I can't/don't take any medication for them because I'm not "professionally diagnosed"

I'm fucking done

I identify as
>Ponykin
>Neurodivergent
>Self diagnosed bipolar (the nicest guy you've ever met and TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH)
>pro-life transphobic bi-gender cissexual analphilic diatomic micro-organism headmate sexually abused furry niggerkin body positive castrated jew

Close enough

>>559932960
>Dissassociative Identity Disorder
>any proof to show that that actually exists

Seriously, read up on that, it's pretty fucking iffy

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>>559942412
>furry niggerkin body positive castrated jew

Apart from being retarded attention seekers, they're also such hippocrites it hurts. They put up trigger warnings and put people down for not tolerating their fake mental disorders, all the while not tolerating normal people and invading people's blogs with shit content no one wants ("please put up a trigger warning").

Is it just me or when these tumblr faggots actually step away from the hair dye and camera and talk to people irl that aren't as annoying and weird as them they're actually really awkward people to talk to and aren't in the slightest interesting

>>559932960
>willa

>>559933000
55 - 99 - 33 - 000
great shit dude

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>>559933000
Nice fucking get, m8.

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>>559942412
Speaking of niggerkin.

>>559931660
>requiessexual
>requiesromantic

I swear to god these faggots are just trying to outdo each other with who can come up with the most ridiculous title.

>>559942796
Juuust like everyone who has ever created an account on an internet website.

>>559936930

>2014
>Using proxies over VPNs

Shiggydiggy

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1/5

>>559943150
Still waiting for them to turn around and say this is the longest most drawn out april fools in history. I mean no one anywhere ever believes this nonsense? Right?

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>>559943440
2/5

>>559934330
>because we chose to be lesbian
I'm gay and fuck that retard. They need to just off themselves.

>>559935536
I feel bad for that dog if this is real.

>>559939745
I play video games to get away from the real world

>>559935536
>tw
what, trigger warning?
>TW AVOCADO
WHAT

>>559943545
Yes, no one believes it, not evem them. But it gets them the attention they crave, so they continue this farce.

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>>559943571
3/5

>>559938010
>currently questioning my ethnicity
into the ebola pits with you.

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>>559943806
4/5

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>>559930610

>>559943140
try going to any predominantly black neighborhood and saying that

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>>559944013
5/5

>>559943140
Wait what? Wtf. So does she like black people or not?

>>559944179
All of these make me question the future of our species.

>>559943571
>unboy
As in unboy, boy, plusboy and doubleplusboy? Yeah, this all makes sense

>>559944013
My gender died
WTF

>>559943440
>>559943571
>>559943806
>>559944013
>>559944179
Those definitions literally just describe the same thing. They should all just agree that every person that joins this retardation should just make up their own word and describe what it means.

>>559942412
>castrated Jew

I'm laughing so hard I woke my gf up. Good job Anon.

>>559942347
to be fair this person was only 13. young minds are easily molded, and when a person of that age logs on to tumblr and soaks up all the retarded garbage the faggots there spew, its a lost cause

>>559943246
Not really. I've met people on Facebook, talking about normal things, meeting up, and chilling.
Yet these Tumblr fags meetup, take 1000s of pictures of them pulling faces, act like clowns but tell themselves it's normal because other autists are doing it, make a few videos of random bullshit, go home, say hi to their mum (their dad has most likely admitted he failed as a parent when you have a kid like that), post their meetup on the internet, cycle continues.

>>559944702
Did you see the fucking list of shit she diagnosed herself with m8

What's the collective term for those retards?

>>559935536
someone needs to report that shit, she's gonna kill that fucking dog and then blame it on the patriarchy or something.

>>559944973
True, true.
I just wanted to say that everyone adds color to their internet lives. No surprise there.

>>559938856
jesus christ look at her feet

>>559945097
I think retards already functions pretty well as a collective term

>>559932960
what in the fuck is a headmate

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>>559935536
>tw reality
>>>>TRIGGER WARNING
>>>>>>REALITY

>>559944985
yes, but 13 year olds are retarded, unable to see how cringeworthy they are being. thats why there are so many beta cringe threads posted daily. half of the shit posted are posts about 12 year old kids who are tainted by the internet, exposed by the internet, and will look back in 5 years and say fuck i was a retard back then. do you really think a 13 year old even understands what they are saying when they claim they have that many mental illnesses? its pretty easy for someone with such an undeveloped mind to find symptoms of illnesses on the internet and say hey i could have that, or i display some of those symptoms sometimes

>>559943140
Someone should bring a few black men around her house and make her tell them what race she claims to be mentally.

>>559935536
>Considers herself a squirrel
>has a fucking dog

>>559945973
>implying they won't deradicalize before the age 25

>>559940961
Would I be cishom?

>>559946128
When girls do shit like this (Assuming they are encroaching into my seat territory), most of the time I lock my legs and watch them try to struggle.

>>559945431
I wonder if there would as many "Cisgender" "demisexual" "mindmates (Whatever it's called..) "macrogender" "resgender" people if tumblr or even the internet didn't exist.

>>559946381
No, you would be zhehomo

>>559935940
Judging from the way she looks and how fucked up in the head she is.

She's been raped by daddy.

I always kek with those threads but honestly I doubt these people are real for 2 reasons.

1. I've never met a woman that was like this in real life and I live in fucking Liberal-land, MA.

2. They all say: "Kill men", "abort male babies" "men are useless", etc. but "forget" that it takes a male AND a female to perpetuate our species, not a transfag and a xhiwhyzetaplutoself.
My take on this is that they're all fat women who can't get the D because no one is willing to fuck them, making them absolutely apeshit craving for cock

>>559943759
It becomes a competition to see who can outdo the others. Who can have the most far-out labels etc. I'm pretty sure.

>>559945620
I think potatards would find that insulting
>>559946236
kek

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I know we technically started it but holy shit

>>559946702
Oh it looks like she also has fetal alcohol syndrome so mommy is a drunk, which could possibly mean shes has been diddled as kid by other man other than daddy

>>559946573
No. No it would not. Because if ANY of those retards tried to say that shit in public people would laugh so hard in their face they would die.

>>559943759
Is this true? please tell me this is true. Cause if people really believe all this stuff i'm really losing hope for the world.

>>559944507
>dat 1984

>>559946381
No, you don't need a collective term because they only discriminate against heteros.

>>559947028
Oh damn ID tmble

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>>559946886
this has actually become a good pairing strangely enough

>>559938524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=larzCyTk59I

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>>559932960
Cringed hard

thank you all, i had a good laugh reading this shit

>>559937190
i think this guy has it on point

in real DID, they are separate states which bring out certain identities - something reminding a woman of how she was sexually abused as a child might bring out the "alter" (as it's called in clincal literature, not "headmate") of a little girl.

There is a little overlap between DID and Young's schema therapy sometimes. Also, sexual abuse is a major cause of DID (which used to be called multiple personality disorder, MPD); 95% of those with DID were sexually abused as children.

>>559931143
>stuck in the binary
>implying i want to be some retarded in-between gender living without sex forever

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>>559947236

>>559947236
kill yourself

>>559934330
>I love my depression

Do these niggers ever stop?

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>>559947218
Just think about it though

If someone from 4chan and a sjw met, there is no chance in hell of this happening

>>559947525
>>559947218
>>559947236
wow fuck me>>559947525

>>559936930
Noooooooooooooooooooooo arghhhhhh this thread is killing me

>>559939745
Nigger shes a /pol/ack troll

>>559935536
>tw
Trigger warning
>tw reality
How the fuck can reality trigger you?

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>>559947525
He's right.
/b/tard meeting a sjw is like fire and gasoline. It's gonna explode.

Doesn't mean we can't whack it though.

>>559946925
If only it were the 80s. :,(

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>>559947525

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>>559947857
absolutely

>>559930253
Or perhaps that's her conscience trying to tell her she's a fucking moron.

>>559947843
if you're insane sanity is a trigger

>>559931660
>I'm not an sjw.
>not an sjw
>an sjw
>an hero

>>559947525
Oh yes there is. Because in real life most tumblrs and most /b/tards are regular people, just awkward.

Am I the only one that doesn't mind the LGBT community?

>>559947525
True.
Their hyperactive bullshit along with their autistic nonsense would drive me insane.

>>559938010
burgercock gave me a good laugh

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>>559947982

>>559934330
>im disabled

can't argue with the retard there.

>>559948281
>>559948062
>>559947982
>>559947857
>>559947525


To be fair, Tumblr would probably have a cock and 4chins seems to be into that lately

>>559948549
I don't know what kind of faggot shit you guys are into, but I prefer my women to be women. None of this trap/fur faggotry that seems to be running rampant.

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>>559948207
Well, I guess it could work out in real life, but I was talking about if we were just going by internet stereotypes

might be hard to explain to a sjw girlfriend why you browse /b/ though- if she ever finds out

>>559946635
But I'm comfortable in my skin, though.

>>559948226
>2014
>still using the term LGBT
it's LGBTQWERYUIOPASDFHJKZXCVNM you triggering piece of cis-scum shit

>>559938010
Ya know, i feel like this was a joke. I smiled because of humorous qualities

>>559948814

Oh hey, John. How cash was it?

>>559948850
You missed UUDDLRLRBASTART

>>559948226
Gay? Cool.
Lesbian? Cool.
Bi? Cool.
Trans? Cool.
Femme-presenting queer trans-nigger non-binary two-spirit genderfluid dragonkin? No.

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>>559948850
This guy gets it

>>559932960
If an adult had sex with a minor but said a head mate that was also a minor was the one having sex would it still be rape?

>>559947082
Uhh. Ok. Lik

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>>559949072
Ah damn, my elaborate ruse cruise has been found out!

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>>559939283
At least we're honest about how we're bullshitting everyone.

>>559936930
He got foxed already and cried

>>559948281
>>559947982
>>559947857
>>559947525
What's with this shit?
The bizarre reality of /b/ is the opposite of tumblr.
Tumblr is either full of people who convince themselves they have mental illnesses (thinking they are squirrels, feeding their dog avocado and walnuts for a few months etc) who are obviously insanely autistic irl... And there is the other 'swaggy' half which again is socially awkward irl and annoying as fuck by acting like complete dorks who need a reality check. Meh, they'll regret it as they grow up and realize the REAL world doesn't give a fuck about how many tumblr posts they have.

But /b/ could be anyone, right?

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>>559938524
More shekels for mootykins

what the hell is transfat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZPLKnhhu40

Not Tumblr, but close enough.

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>>559943140
>Transnigger

Oh god that's brilliant, this has to be a /pol/ troll.

>>559949291
The law doesn't account for imaginary people. The defense lawyer would have one hell of a time proving the argument "I'm innocent because the other person in my head was really the one who did it."

Any judge worth their salt would laugh that argument the hell out of their courtroom.

>>559949643
basically some one decided it was a good idea and made something between the two


http://4chumblr.org/

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>>559939951
>Sony Xperia Z
My nigger

>>559949980
it happened.

motherfuck it really happened.

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>>559949643
>>559949980
We created it, tumblr made it live and thrive

>>559948549
> 4chins seems to be into that lately

What do you mean "lately".

>>559944179
This is far from "coining".

They're just mixing Latin roots with the word "gender", which they don't realise is grammatically masculine.

>>559949723
Like trangender but with fat
they are a skiny person who associates themselves as a fat person

>>559949643
>/b/ could be anyone

When's the last time anyone somewhat normal looking said to you that they /b/rowse?

>>559950557
Jesus take the wheel...

>>559949723
It means someone who is thin but likes to think they're fat.

Can't we take back tumblr as a whites, hetero cis thin etc privileged paradise, or just turn it into 9gag or reddit so they can't enjoy it anymore?

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>>559950124
Why do they refer to Asuka as 'cuthulhu-privilege'?

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>>559950363

something something past 300 years, I suppose. That's relatively lately, no?

>>559943440
If a human can't comprehend the gender a person claims to be, then how the fuck can that person claim to be that gender, as it's fucking impossible to even know what it is! And who the fuck even created that shit?!

>>559950592
That's my point.
Whereas tumblr fags wear a load of shit and say a load of shit that reference back to tumblr.

>>559951106
The way Tumblrs mentality works is that they will find some stupid shit or come up with something to feel oppressed so that they can call out other stupid shit on being priveliged, they do this to feel better about their hamplanet selves, but woops I've already called out too many triggers

I SHOULD'VE SOURCED MY MATERIAL WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS

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>>559951678

>>559949980
Mother of god...

>>559949950
In the case of real dissociative identity disorder, a clinical psychologist can diagnose the defense as such by using the guidelines in the DSM-V. However, this diagnosis does not necessarily change their fate. Typically, the best it can do is have them sent to a mental institution over a prison.

>>559948281
>>559948062
>>559947857
>>559947525
>>559947236
>>559946886
This would make sense if 4chan had an autistic fedora wearing little brother and Tumblr had an autistic SJW little bitch sister, and every time they tried to fuck their little siblings would get in the way with their squabbling

>>559951871
wut

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>>559949980
>http://4chumblr.org/
top fucking kek

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>>559949980
I should make some bread letting rolls post what I say.

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We also can't forget that, according to Tumblr, men are shallow for not being attracted to fat girls, but fat girls shouldn't have to "settle" for fat men that they aren't attracted to.

>>559939745
this is what happens when you get a medal just for showing up. You get into the real world and find out nobody gives a shit about you and that you aren;t a unique snowflake. So you make shit up in order to try to be one.

You know, because trying and practicing until you actually are above average at something is too hard.

>>559952285
this is why Ebola might be a welcome change.

>>559946635
kekable.

>>559951772
you are a wise guy.

>>559952154
Maybe if each board was a person...

I dunno, a closet Homestuck fan who doesn't fling their shit around and a /b/tard?

Maybe some anime tumblr shit with /a/?

dunno

>tfw someone raided a friend's tumblr account and now she thinks i posted her account on /b/
Fucking slut

>>559952154
This needs to be a thing.

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>>559936930
the aftermath

>>559931952
I think Big Boss might be my headmate, but I'm not sure.

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>>559952285

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>>559939745
Lewl

>>559952285
bi color squirrel kin
when just having a squirrel spirit isn't special enough.

>>559931143
>2trendy4me

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>>559933482
>#screamo reminds me of my parents yelling at me

Holy shit...

>>559952569
Someone with this strange behaviour will get rabies long before ebola.

>>559953146
>the new illuminati
top kek.
I've eaten a squirrel. Not bad.

>>559953385
Squirrel meat is pretty great. I've got a few squirrel skins I might make into gloves for the winters.

>>559940063
Am I getting trolled here?

>>559938524
>#your welcome
So they are arrogant and retarded

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>>559941789
fuck...now I have to google it... fuck you, man....

>>559946728
Unless they buy into that whole ''Female bone marrow pregnancy'' thing. Then they'll really talk about killing men.

Bomp

>>559952442
dont expect too much, the community is small and was started by /b/ros

>>559948850
You for got the NIGGER at the end

>>559942289
>implying jews didn't do 9/11

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>>559931636


>>559939745

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>>559942412

>>559950354

>We created it
>We made it live and thrive

FTFY. Fag.

>>559956575
kukuku~
4chum is just 4chan on a blog with usernames. so you can watch out for the shitposters. no Heaven over there.

>>559942515
>Dissassociative Identity Disorder
It's a real thing. There are people who actually suffer from it. That's why these other kin headm8 fuckers are so irritating, because they have made it trendy (in their own little world) to have it.

>>559956575
Most of the artwork and shit are made on tumblr though...

>>559935536
Fuck this cunt. Walnuts are poisonous to dogs.

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a lot of the tumblr content im seeing you guys are taking seriously are mostly just troll and anti-sjw accounts parodying people and peopl are actually believing it jesus

>>559939951

when exactly has normality become undesirable?

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>>559947932
If i was president there would be camps for these "people"

>>559958127
Yes, I feel bad for Dan, and I'm HOPING it's just a troll. Some dogs can process the cyanide in nuts better though, it's a giant fucking risk, but it can be fine. My dog got into the rest of a macadamia nut bag I had, and was perfectly fine. Called the vet and everything as soon as I found out though.

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>>559942298
It wasnt even a real person

It says "Asuka" which I assume is this