Welcome to \d\, the flip side of /b/.
>>559785129
OP is awesome and defently not gay
Moot cares about us
>>559785292
Why thank you, friend! How is this evening treating you?
>>559785129
You guys are great. :)
Bump of joy!
>>559785792
And so are you! \d\ is such a wonderful place!
there is no place I would rather be then right here with these cool guys
I wish to make fully consensual love to you! Please, brace your anus for the children we will have.
Sup \d\
Rate me friends!
>>559786523
He looks cool. I wish he was my friend
>>559786523
I loved that look you're giving the camera, you seem like a very deep person.
Also nice hair, babe!
>>559786523
10/0... wait..... shit...... I .... just... divided by zer.........OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
>>559785129
how do you get that backwards b?
i look forward to your reply, Anonymous!
>>559786750
Thank You Buddy!
>>559786523
I'd give you a 7, maybe 8 /10
What about me love?
>>559786523
You look fabulous, \d\etermined friend! Not at all feminine looking!
>>559786727
He is me, pal
>>559786837
You'll feel so silly when you realize, silly person.
there are not enough dicks and cocks on women in this thread, /d/ isn't doing its job apparently.
>>559786837
newfags cant b backwards
\d\
>>559786837
You're funny! It's just a "d" !
>>559786523
Doesnt look like an edgy pile of aticks/10
>>559787016
We all make mistakes. :)
>>559786851
I wouldn't mind cuddling with that cute face!
>>559786851
Would Marry/10
You're all amazing people.
let's make this a you laugh you win thread!
Op is still a faggot
>>559787109
We don't use the term "newfag" here, we use \d\etermined friend.
Just a friendly reminder. XD
>>559787016
haha oh k man. I respect your personal space :^)
Woweezowee!
I bet my friends over on reddit.com/r/4chan would absolutely adore this thread.
Like, comment, share, rate, subscribe!
>>559787109
the \d\ is hard
>>559787420
will do friend!
This thread is rockin'
got mad soul my brothas *black power fist*
I would softly and gently have sex with everyone here
I love that you guys made me feel special about myself, thanks guys!
>>559787224
>>559787202
You two are far too kind!
I was being sneaky at a family gathering earlier tonight.
>>559787364
Now that wasn't very polite!
>>559787690
no prob pal!
>not a single dick nipple in this thread
Are you all daft?
>>559785129
hey guys, check this meme
>>559787364
Why don't you take your meanness somewhere else?
>>559787690
No problem, friend! :3
>>559787364
You are the cure for cancer,you should definetly life with your life and breed 10 children.
\d\ has gotten wayyyyy better over the years, and keeps getting better. OP is a total straight black privileged male.
>>559787851
XD soo funny
>>559787851
10/10 may may friend. I think the same way!
I LOVE OP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>559787851
That was quite hilarious sir! I tip my bowler hat to you.
>>559787851
>>559788084
I apologize for having to correct you, \d\etermined friend...but this OP is actually a female. XD crazy right?
>>559785129
will; anyone have sex with me? i am morbidly obese and have never shaved before, will anyone have sex with me in my time of need
>>559785129
who wana play some habbo hotel and make some friends??
>>559788396
My good friend, posting spider-man pics should be a /b/ thing
So please, stop with those actions and join \d\ :)
Hey guys... cool if I sit at your table?
>>559788591
That sounds like a fantastic plan!
Go to /s4s/ and you can be gay like this all the time :^)
>>559788814
yea sure. Do you need some money?
ITT:
Faggot niggers.
>>559788579
you go gurl.
dont worry, the patriachy will fall in any second and we all will live happy in a perfect fat-tollerant trans feminist society
>>559788579
Sorry to correct you friend, but here on /d/ we do not talk of sexual things, a minor may come on here and may lose their precious innocence!
However you sound beautiful, good friend! :)))
SHIT BALLs NIGGEE DICK FUCK PRAISE JESUS MY FUCKING LORD AND SAVIOR FUCKING CUM IN ME
>>559789018
Sorry you feel that way, chum.
Anybody been to reddit lately? They sure have some interesting stuff there.
This thread is awesome! Everyone here is a responsible member of society.
I'm a female, I do not have to post tits, OP's awesome and you're all lovely chaps!
>>559789283
Oh my, \d\etermined friend! That isn't the type of language we use here, silly! What if the children saw that?
>>559789283
Langue darling
>>559789018
>>559789283
That's not very friendly you two ;)))))) you sound as if you came from /b/, i think you all will find that /d/ is a much happier place!
>>559787364
>>559787109
Please calmly remove your self from our /d/.
Or don't because it is your choice.
Hey \d\udes, I keep losing to the big, mean horned guy in Dragon Age II, wat do?? :(
>>559789492
Welcome to \d\, fellow female! This is your female OP, here with puppies and candy! XD
Please don't show your breast, for it's demeaning and shouldn't be shown to everyone!
Is anybody else enjoying being an open minded caring person?
>>559789681
well said chum
What's \d\ drinking tonight?
>>559789904
>Please don't show your breast
I'm not going to, neither should you!
Thank you for the candy, you're a lovely person!
>>559785129
Thanks OP! This thread rocks so hard I hope Afroamericans won't ever break into your house and you never experience male-to-male anal intercourse (unless you're fabulous homosexual, of course)
>>559789946
Some of dads old fashioned cream soda! One of my favorite drinks to have before I go to vacation bible school. XD
>>559789932
I am!!1!! Theirs nothing better =)
And nothing worse, I mean, I really dont want to hurt anyones feelings..
>>559785129
:) :D XD X) XP ^-^
>>559789932
yes tbh
>>559788927
Yes, thank you. Can I have your watch too? And maybe your TV? See the thing is, my disability check hasn't come in yet and I need something to trade for crack to support my drug addiction. Thanks for understanding
Hey \d\! you know what time it is!
>>559789946
Wrong Nothing Hitler Did
>>559790409
>>559790431
Lol :)
be attractive & popular<
achieve coitus with intelligent & not shallow girl<
mfw<
I'm bummed that it didn't blossom into a meaningful, long term, interracial relationship, but that's life, friends!
Niggers
I will hear your confessions now my children
FRIENDSSSS
>>559790238
srry to correct you but the politicly correct term you are looking for is basketballamericans
>>559790486
You poor thing <3 <3
You came to the rite place :3 We would be glad to help you!!!
>>559790706
Smod!
>>559790752
Look who it is again, ID Heaven.....Very nice to see you!
>>559790706
We use \d\etermined friends here, just as a friendly reminder.
Have a puppy and some candy and stay awhile XD
Hello my fellow human beings! I just wanted to say I love you all! :^)
Fuck you niggers
>>559790980
Nice to see you too buddy, How are you been?
Hey \d\, how do I speed up my PC?
>>559787420
upvoted!
you are all the chemo saving 4chan :)
I'm underage and not the most annoying person ever!
>>559790853
Oh, totally! I heartfully apologize, I've been wrong on the internet today.
>>559785129
Black people are to be respected and are productive useful members of society that serve as examples for us all.
>>559789932
I guess it doesn't hurt.
>>559790752
Hello again ID Heaven! Or as I like to call you, The Gold Manner- Four Channer! LOL!
I'msuchahugefanofyours!
>>559785129
I love Obama, I think all fast food workers should make $15/hr, I hate guns, I embrace change at the drop of a hat, especially if I saw the idea on TED talks, I only train my dog with positives, Etsy & Pinterest are my favorite websites, and global climate change is a serious problem
>>559791064
Not too bad! I hope you have been doing well yourself!
>>559791140
Hello /d/arling :)
>>559791029
Oh my the language! Please refrain from using it here, there are minors here, and I would like it if they didn't see that kind of language here.
Thanks, \d\etermined friend!
>>559791271
i love you :)
>>559791084
Easy! You can use this wonderful software called ccleaner and it will speed it right up!
>>559791064
how rare! A HEAVEN ID! I haven't seen one on \d\ for ages!
>>559791420
Awww I <3 you too!!!
too young
>>559791084
What ever you do, do not delete anything is the "Windows" directory
>>559791084
Open the run box and type "msconfig". Then go through the list and figure out what programs are starting up in the background when you turn on your PC. If you don't need them, uncheck them. Then reboot. You should notice a difference immediately.
Its under 9000!!!!!!!!
Who's a fan of me? :D
How do you strong men feel about a THICK and CURVY woman!
>>559791084
Make as many backups of system32 file as possible and uninstall Acrobat Reader. Also, take a syringe full, stick it into your arm and suck all air from your veins for longer and healthier life.
>>559791421
Another excellent suggestion. I'd also look into a program called MalwareBytes that will take care of any nasty stuff you don't even realize you have.
>>559791892
OMG SO HOT I EJACULATED LIKE, 2 TIMES!
Consensual sex in the missionary position
>>559791892
I'm not a man, but more power to you, you're gorgeous!
>>559791886
I am! I love you <3
>>559788643
>>559791892
Making love to you would be quite the workout, which would make me an even stronger man than I was before.
>>559791892
I treat them with all the respect i owe them as an equal gender while always looking at my feet as i talk, i do not intent to promote rape culture.
>>559791886
me.
>>559791886
i love you, ur not even faggot
>>559791892
To me, all /d/evoted friends are beautiful, just the way you are!
(????) Remember, you are all valid! <3
>>559791961
I agree with this \d\etermined friend! MalWareBytes is fantastic software that really helps with terrible computer ailments! Good luck in speeding up your computer!
does this mean child nudity is back on the table? /b/ got rid of it a few years ago. So, is it back?
>>559791892
you totally don't look like a hambeast
>>559791420
Look who it is again! ID Heaven :D I'm am your biggest fan! The other day when you called me a friend, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. I thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart! Don't you know that you make me feel good inside when you say positive things to others? Because your name is "Heaven" I feel like we have a really deep and meaningful connection.
>>559785129
How did you do that backwards /b/
>>559792329
ofc its fine
>>559792246
Most of the time when someone asks me to look at their computer, I just put MalwareBytes on it and teach them how to use it. I don't even charge them anything for the time.
Okay faggots. I'm going back to jacking off to trap porn and stuffing bananas up my ass.
See ya later, fag baits.
did someone say fútbol
>>559786851
Is that your mother behind you? She seems like such a lovely lady and not someone I want to have sex with
>>559792368
Thank you buddy, always nice to talk to fans <3
>>559785129
>>559787745
Peruvians/10
>>559792378
My \d\ear friend. if you don't know how to do it in your keyboard (i do it using AltGr+the button at the left of 1) i recommend you to copy it (Ctrl+c) and paste it as necesary.
Have a good day :3
>>559792463
oh k was nice of you to join us :^)
>>559792368
i love connecting with my fans buddy!
I can't help but smile in this thread. :) <3
Hi mister! Can you help me find my mommy?
evening good friends.
I will continue to keep the threads topic relevant while posting pictures of our good friend
while posting our good friend the goblin
>>559785129
great thread OP pls an villain
Well, I have to be up early tomorrow. I'm gonna go secure myself so that I don't do nasty things with my genitals and cut off all outside stimuli. Hope you all have a wonderful evening.
>>559792518
I'm sorry, but you must have made a mistake, you see, your ID is not Heaven.
I hope you understand that I only wanted to let you know you replied to the wrong post, and I in no way think that you are an african american homosexual. Thinking such things would be assuming of course!
I'm going to post a greentext story!
>le me on \d\
>see so many people
>feel so happy and loved
>best place ever!!!!!11!1!!!
>>559792762
Sure! You can use my cell phone ere to call her and then we will find her.
How do you flip the "b" you did
HI jesse!
if this is /d/ now why isn't there more of this yet?
>>559792896
Good night /d/ear friend <3
>>559792762
Hey sweety, this is the female OP of this thread, have a puppy and some candy while I help you find your mommy. You're safe with me!
>>559785129
That's fair.
>>559793000
great story im gonna screenshot that
>>559785129
Did I do it right?
>>559793000
Wow you got three numbers in a row! That's amazing friend! :)
>>559785129
OP is not a homosexual XD
>>559793087
Silly new buddy, that's /d/, this is \d\. Hope I helped! :D
>>559792762
Of course, seeing as we're on the beach it shouldn't be too hard to find her! Let's go ask this nice looking lifeguard over here.
>>559785129
Hey guys, my name is Boxxy!
>>559793113
A woman? Well you are welcomed here like all other members of society!
What a lovely place this is!
>>559792762
no problerino " takes you to the police station"
>>559793113
this totally did not make me lel.
>>559787383
>559787383
>Being this old
>>559793000
Nice spirt, my fellow frien\d\ <3
hi jack
>>559793087
Lolol, I see your clever joke ;))))))))))))))))
however, we run the risk of your picture being seen by minors, which none of us want.
I hope you understand, and I hope that I didn't trigger you :D
>>559793484
Who wants me to sign some autographs then buddys?
>>559793217
It's a celebration! X]
(Holy shit, I didn't even see I got trips)
>>559789184
overaged band
MODS
Hello my friends!
I saw this really funny "ayy lmao" meme a while ago and it was the best thing ever. Does anyone have more?
Thanks friends.
>>559785129
7 decides what i don't say
\d\ is the best!
I love you all friends.
>>559793484
????? that's me
>>559793734
best meme ever
This actually makes me smile :>)
>>559793685
Hello \d\ear friend~~~<3
>>559793642
What are trips? Are you planning on taking a vacation with your family? Because if you do I hope that you have
A great time! :)
>>559793631
Ooh! Look everyone, it's Heaven! Everyone loves it when you visit! I'll take two autographs, my heterosexual life mate would love one too!
I'm leaving for sleepy time, goodnight buddies!!! :<3 :D
i'm a guy btw
Heaven is a Hungry Hippo, help me out friends, tell me somthing to eat that dosnt require too much effort? :D
>>559794012
Goodnight friend! Have a nice sleep!
>>559794012
Nite, friend. Hope to see you tomorrow! x
>>559793290
oh well then why don't you brighten up your day by coming over to the // side...
fag
>>559794012
same here night. I love you all!
>>559794086
You know the rules, \d\etermined friend, and so do I.
>>559794130
A cookie.
If by hippo you mean overweight, then that is okay. Fat pride is important.
>>559794130
BBQ chips!
I call it "Bold and Brash"...
What are your thoughts on my masterpiece /d/ ?
Just for you guys, my buddies, ill be back in a second, im going to give you an autograph :)
>>559794313
Oh gosh, I \d\aresay I haven't heard that song in ages! It's one of my favorite, too... Perhaps you could post a link to it?
>>559794386
Its wonderful! You are a true artist!
>>559794012
Good night fellow anonymous poster!
Thank you for reminding me that it's time for me to go to sleep as well!
2 out of 10. Would still bang
>>559794285
>>559793087
Listen here motherfucker, you take you and your weird ass porn and take that shit to /b/ or somewhere else with less morals.
*Ahem*
Man you guys are the greatest! All of you are beautiful!
>>559794323
Friends, I need to gain fat to be much more obese, so people will love me and tolerate me,
Any advice how to achieve this?
hey my frien/d/s i need ur help
someone on runescape cvalled me a f**got
hmmm i wonder what the asterisks are hiding ;-(
>>559793304
I think she has a nice smile
>>559794794
Woah, Heaven, you need to slow down, being so angry isn't good for your health!
Here, having a puppy and some candy to sooth your nerves.
>>559794794
>>559794285
Samefriend \d\etected
wheres the granny porn?
Who wants some pepperoni pizza?
Goodnight friends!!!
>>559785129
Hello my friendly african american neighbor, there's drinks by that table and some food on the next one. Have fun!
>>559795568
Nighty night!
>>559794794
you are not my idea of heaven sir i'm utterly disapointed
but if you since you asked so nicely
>>559794794
Why are you being rude to them, ID Heaven-senpai? :( I'm getting upset
I hope a funny doge meme will cheer us all up nice and dandy.
ITT: easily entertained boys
Heres an autograph for all my \d\earest friends!
>>559795712
I LOVE DOGE MEMES XD, KEEP THEM COMING!!!
I'm off to bed. Good night you awesome people! ?
Hey \d\, some people have recently said some very hurtful things about my weight lately. It's not my fault that I have a slow metabolism. But I'm trying to be positive, I am how God made me. Thanks for listening
>>559795720
>>559795251
thanks for the support /d/udes
>>559785129
Hitler did something wrong
>>559796001
OK Frien\d\. I'll be back in a minute with more doge memes! ;)
Hey guys I'm a girl, want to see my tits?
>>559796060
You're right, how could somebody possibly want to kill kids this cute?
(Trigger alert)
>>559795865
Come on Heaven! It's not all that bad!
>>559796057
Honey, you are beautiful no matter what the scale says! Stay strong!
>>559796286
No, it's all right, you don't have to show us. :-)
>>559796286
There is no need to demean yourself in that way sweetie. How was your day?
U guise modz r sleep
>>559796286
Excuse me, but please don't disrespect yourself for other's enjoyment!
(????) You are wonderful the way you are.
>>559796286
NO! your body is sacred, and shouldn't be show to anyone but your husband!
>>559785129
Today OP gets all the past and present internets, and all internets to come. Amen
>>559796001
Here's one, it's also a wallpaper, and I think that's really cool.
Also, I just love captcha
did you like my autograph buds?
This thread fucking sucks.
>>559795983
hey i've always wondered are there multiple personalized heavens or just a few general ones?
>>559796898
it all depends on what kind of day im having bud! i love talking to my fans :)
>>559796060
All those things he said about the Jews are TOTALLY not true!
>>559796843
Hello newcomer! Please try your best to follow the rule while in \d\!
Have a puppy and some candy!
you're funky!
>>559785129
Well who wants to look at well dressed women, of legal age and any race with me, oh gee whiz
This is a game of teamwork. Team bird all the way, guise.
http://87.106.17.156:13579/
>>559796898
i miss read your question man, ID:Heaven is a general ID for mods :)
Well, frien\d\s, I'm all tuckered out, so I'll be going to sleep now! Good night, everybody! :-)
Alright, \d\etermined friends, this female OP is heading to bed! I love you all and take care of yourselves!
>>559785129
hey /d/ i was wondering why African American folk tend to tongue my anus.
thx
>>559797702
goodight hunny
They said that one /b/ tard would be born inside, one that would restore peace to all of /b/, and bring order. I, I believe OP is that one.
Hey dudes,
My name is John, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
>>559797869
we love you John
>>559785129
What the heck did you just jokingly say about me, you little jokester? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed friends on facebook. I am trained in gorilla jokes and I’m the top laugher in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me but just another friend. I will hug you silly with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my friendly words. You think you can get by with saying that you'll hug me over the Internet? Think again, lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendly gestures, mister. The love that gives meaning to the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re friendly fred, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in two-armed hugging, but I have access to the entire collection of Davey & Goliath, and I will use it to its full extent to hug your friendly face off the face of the continent, you little buddy. If only you could have known what super-fun your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god-loving christiam. I will hug & kiss all over you and you will drown in it. You’re my best friend, kiddo.
>>559797869
I laughed quite exceptionally at this, thank mr skeletal
/d/ae think that fedoras are awesome? xD not to brag of anything but i own around 4 fedoras and i regularly impress the girls. they always come to me and ask if i want a bl*wjob (bleeped becase this site is child frienly!) but i tell them, no, im not like other guys, i have class, i just need ur heart!
>>559798076
Ohhh that's fucking gold lmfao
>>559797702
Goodnight m'lady! Oh and don't forget to shove a pineapple up your cunt you filthy cum-guzzling slut!
>>559798003
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm glad you are here. The other day when you helped me because I am new, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Good for you, I've been on here for months and probably get on here more now because of you. Don't you know that you make yourself look like an awesome friend when you help others?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does gives you the right to respect anyone at any time.
>>559797869
hi John
i don't want to kill myself!
Did someone say /d/?
>>559785129
Number ending in Love decides how and who I hug, will not post pics because I am an upstanding citizen that would never lie to any of you
>>559798978
Good, \d\awg. And if you did, we totally wouldn't tell you exactly how to do it or encourage you.
>>559799061
We said \d\ friend. Now of you could please delete your inappropriate post from this SFW board. Have a nice day!
>>559799509
That
Hey everyone worse goin on in here
Sorry guys, I thought it was just a fart. Does anyone have some toilet paper?
>>559789342
Anon, I really, really, really like this image.
I'm a Mormon and proud and I care about what people have to say