10/0... wait..... shit...... I .... just... divided by zer.........OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
I'd give you a 7, maybe 8 /10
What about me love?
You're all amazing people.
You two are far too kind!
I was being sneaky at a family gathering earlier tonight.
You are the cure for cancer,you should definetly life with your life and breed 10 children.
Sorry to correct you friend, but here on /d/ we do not talk of sexual things, a minor may come on here and may lose their precious innocence!
However you sound beautiful, good friend! :)))
This thread is awesome! Everyone here is a responsible member of society.
What's \d\ drinking tonight?
Thanks OP! This thread rocks so hard I hope Afroamericans won't ever break into your house and you never experience male-to-male anal intercourse (unless you're fabulous homosexual, of course)
Yes, thank you. Can I have your watch too? And maybe your TV? See the thing is, my disability check hasn't come in yet and I need something to trade for crack to support my drug addiction. Thanks for understanding
be attractive & popular<
achieve coitus with intelligent & not shallow girl<
I'm bummed that it didn't blossom into a meaningful, long term, interracial relationship, but that's life, friends!
Fuck you niggers
I love Obama, I think all fast food workers should make $15/hr, I hate guns, I embrace change at the drop of a hat, especially if I saw the idea on TED talks, I only train my dog with positives, Etsy & Pinterest are my favorite websites, and global climate change is a serious problem
Open the run box and type "msconfig". Then go through the list and figure out what programs are starting up in the background when you turn on your PC. If you don't need them, uncheck them. Then reboot. You should notice a difference immediately.
How do you strong men feel about a THICK and CURVY woman!
Make as many backups of system32 file as possible and uninstall Acrobat Reader. Also, take a syringe full, stick it into your arm and suck all air from your veins for longer and healthier life.
Look who it is again! ID Heaven :D I'm am your biggest fan! The other day when you called me a friend, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. I thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart! Don't you know that you make me feel good inside when you say positive things to others? Because your name is "Heaven" I feel like we have a really deep and meaningful connection.
My \d\ear friend. if you don't know how to do it in your keyboard (i do it using AltGr+the button at the left of 1) i recommend you to copy it (Ctrl+c) and paste it as necesary.
Have a good day :3
evening good friends.
I will continue to keep the threads topic relevant while posting pictures of our good friend
while posting our good friend the goblin
I'm sorry, but you must have made a mistake, you see, your ID is not Heaven.
I hope you understand that I only wanted to let you know you replied to the wrong post, and I in no way think that you are an african american homosexual. Thinking such things would be assuming of course!
if this is /d/ now why isn't there more of this yet?
Lolol, I see your clever joke ;))))))))))))))))
however, we run the risk of your picture being seen by minors, which none of us want.
I hope you understand, and I hope that I didn't trigger you :D
oh well then why don't you brighten up your day by coming over to the // side...
I call it "Bold and Brash"...
What are your thoughts on my masterpiece /d/ ?
Listen here motherfucker, you take you and your weird ass porn and take that shit to /b/ or somewhere else with less morals.
Man you guys are the greatest! All of you are beautiful!
Who wants some pepperoni pizza?
Hello my friendly african american neighbor, there's drinks by that table and some food on the next one. Have fun!
you are not my idea of heaven sir i'm utterly disapointed
but if you since you asked so nicely
Why are you being rude to them, ID Heaven-senpai? :( I'm getting upset
I hope a funny doge meme will cheer us all up nice and dandy.
ITT: easily entertained boys
Hey \d\, some people have recently said some very hurtful things about my weight lately. It's not my fault that I have a slow metabolism. But I'm trying to be positive, I am how God made me. Thanks for listening
You're right, how could somebody possibly want to kill kids this cute?
Here's one, it's also a wallpaper, and I think that's really cool.
Also, I just love captcha
hey i've always wondered are there multiple personalized heavens or just a few general ones?
They said that one /b/ tard would be born inside, one that would restore peace to all of /b/, and bring order. I, I believe OP is that one.
My name is John, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
What the heck did you just jokingly say about me, you little jokester? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed friends on facebook. I am trained in gorilla jokes and I’m the top laugher in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me but just another friend. I will hug you silly with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my friendly words. You think you can get by with saying that you'll hug me over the Internet? Think again, lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the friendly gestures, mister. The love that gives meaning to the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re friendly fred, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in two-armed hugging, but I have access to the entire collection of Davey & Goliath, and I will use it to its full extent to hug your friendly face off the face of the continent, you little buddy. If only you could have known what super-fun your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hand. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god-loving christiam. I will hug & kiss all over you and you will drown in it. You’re my best friend, kiddo.
/d/ae think that fedoras are awesome? xD not to brag of anything but i own around 4 fedoras and i regularly impress the girls. they always come to me and ask if i want a bl*wjob (bleeped becase this site is child frienly!) but i tell them, no, im not like other guys, i have class, i just need ur heart!
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm glad you are here. The other day when you helped me because I am new, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Good for you, I've been on here for months and probably get on here more now because of you. Don't you know that you make yourself look like an awesome friend when you help others?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does gives you the right to respect anyone at any time.
Sorry guys, I thought it was just a fart. Does anyone have some toilet paper?