Games about bread. I'll start.
Left 4 Bread
Call of Duty: Toasts
>mfw this thread
>5 star post
Jesus fucking crust anon. Its fucking toast. Not post. Toast. Do you not fucking understand what bread you're toasting in? Is it too goddamn complicated that you can't take 5 seconds out of your meaningless loaf to formulate a proper reply?
Call of duty toasts. Made this a while ago
>The Stale Parable
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little breadcrumb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bakers Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret breads on Al-Breada, and I have over 300 flour mills. I am trained in doughrilla warfare and I’m the top baker in the entire US army kitchens. You are nothing to me but just another topping. I will toast you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bakers across the USA and your Flour is being traced right now so you better prepare for the oven, maggot. The oven that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your crust. You’re fucking bread, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed baking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Kitchen Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking loaf. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit gravy all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bread, kiddo.