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Lizardofatman here again people for a civ thread, continuing from yesterday with Beyonce and Destiny's child insects in a desert oasis. Again, switching to pc to bamp. Posting stats after said switch.
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>>559763537
Lizardofatman here, posting stats momentarily. Bamp.
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I wasnt here for it can i have some recap

-Slender Maing
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Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 6
Food consumed per turn 0
Consumables: none
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm expanding, 3 turns until rollarino for +2, +4, or +8 food
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>>559763823
Nearby to the west there's an abandoned city filled with shades and a figure of pure darkness, we were not detected when scouting with the drones but discovered said figure and 12 shades. The village was wiped out from said creatures. Since we aren't any social justice warriors, we didn't interfere and returned home.
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Going to bamp until I get three ID's to report in. Hopefully a few of you are gonna be here from last night, had a good turnout.
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Bampity bamp
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>>559764545
What type of incests?

-Slender Maing
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>>559764832
Generic bulbous blob as Beyonce the bootylicious egg-layer, A cross between a beetle and a preying mantis is what emerges from her clutches with occasional mutations(requires a rollarino)
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Bamp.
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Shbamp.
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>>559764343
hey its me, the guy who wanted to build a ton of mounds from yesterday. Glad to see you kept your promise, sweet thread yesterday. I left after we got back from not attacking the shades, anything interesting happen afterwards?
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Well i say Beyonce and 2 drones explore to the north. Big beetles are not the stealthiest so it will be hard to scout the town with shadowy figures lurking around.

-Slender Maing
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>>559766117
Nah, ended the thread expanding the rat farm(one worker was smart enough to plant a few gourds inside so +2 food instead of +1) and we're expanding the gourd farm so rollarino in 3 turns until they reach maturity.
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>>559766348
Need one more ID before we start, your patience will be rewarded. OP(me) was not a fag yesterday apparently.
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>>559766532
god damn i love gourds. I hate to shoot ourselves in the foot, but weren't we at 1 food consumed per turn because we lost the gourds bonus as we expanded the farm?
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>>559766951
Yeah, but said rat ranch expansion +1 food, and the random intelligence of a worker to self-sustain the rats with gourds was an additional +1 food.

Stats are here
>>559764073

Saved the numbers for rolling, same as yesterday.
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>>559767272
noice, imma take a shower and start making dinner, be back in 15. was just checking in to make sure you didnt kill the thread
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Bampces
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>>559767554
Nah I'll stay until it ends, probably just one thread again. I'll be here when ya come back.
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>>559767272
How do we get more drones?
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>>559767883
Breeding, requires food. New unit types require sacrifices but than can be laid as eggs. When the ball gets rolling I'll put up specifics.
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>>559768161
But then*

As in, after initial sacrifice and assumed successful mutation, they'll pop up as an available breeding option(each new unit type will require more food than the last)
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Bamparino.

Need some niggers from last night's thread to show.
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Bamp shbamp
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yo dis niggas back
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>>559769514
Good shit nig nog, and now we wait for more people. Thread didn't pick up last night till about 2/3's of the way through I think.
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>>559769514
we should try a civ thread with these as races
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>>559769927
Water knight is best knight
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>>559769514
pick your race op and I'll lay out a miniquest for you while we wait
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>>559769514
Thats fucking hilarious.
Shit man thats racist!
Perpetuating the stereotype and shiiiiit
fuck man
Long Reach.
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>>559769927
Would be more like a feudal thread then, sounds like it could be a cool idea.

On the otherhand, shit worked out decently with my ex today, kind of whiteknighted it but that's how I felt. Was either that, or seduce the fuck out of her again and cripple her emotionally, but yeah, not that kind of guy(even though it sounds sweet and pleases me in my head)
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>>559770481
>>559770161
>>559770152
We got three ID's, commence the thread?
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>>559770723
leggo
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>>559770481
its the only thing ive ever saved from a ylyl thread
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Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 6
Food consumed per turn 0
Consumables: none
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm expanding, 3 turns until rollarino for +2, +4, or +8 food

Do you
>Breed (rollarino + drones cost 10 food to attempt, workers need 6)
>Explore(specify direction)
>Expand rat farm
>Burrow down inside the mound
>Attempt to mine some minerals(to make armor plating will require research)
>Other
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>>559771334
explore south and expand rat farm
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>>559771334
We need to mine. Never know when you get attacked.
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>>559771997
Two actions possible at the moment anon, can choose another.
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Bamparino
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>>559770723
yeah i say we mine
and explore north

-Slender Maing
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>>559772116
What's been explored?
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>>559771334
its me the guy who said we were'nt social justice warriors, lets expand that mo fuckin rat pen dog
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bump. how I imagine our little enclave in the desert
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Paint map of what's been explored, not too much.

>>559771668
>>559772485
>>559772639
1 for explore south, 1 for explore north, 2 for mining, 2 for rat pen expansion
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>>559773125
I'll budge, expand rat pen and explore south
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>>559773078
Hell yeah dawg we can get so many hoes up in that ma fuka naw what im saying

-Slender Maing
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>>559771668
>>559772639
>>559773383
Rat pen expansion voting passed, one action remaining

>2 for explore south
>1 for mining
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>>559772116
do you know who painted that picture?
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>>559773975
Unfortunately not; saw an art thread a few months back and never really used those pics afterwords. I'm sure a reverse image search would pop something up though.
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>>559773941
I vote mining.
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I vote autism
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Quite a stand still
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>>559774397
change to mining too
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and aids
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>>559775083
for progress I'll go mining
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>>559775083
Thanks sorry to be a cunt, I didn't realize it was a slow thread or I would have voted exploring...
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>>559773125
here you go OP, touched up
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*<3*
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Sorry, dog needed to piss real quick

The workers perk up their antenea as Beyonce gives instructions. One team goes forward and harvest palm wood from trees around the oasis, making a better rat ranch than the simple sticks that existed before

>+1 food per turn

The other squad begins to dig about 50 meters outside the oasis, after a few hours they reach stone.

>+5 stone, enclosure and low walls unlocked

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 7
Food consumed per turn -1
Consumables: 5 stone
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm expanding, 2 turns until rollarino for +2, +4, or +8 food

Do you
>Build a better enclosure for the rats +2 food, now will require stone in order to expand(3 stone per expansion)
>Build a low stone wall around the oasis(5 stone
>Breed
>explore
>Other
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Mine more stone, and create low wall around osasis
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>>559776130
rat expansion and explore west
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Bamp
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>>559776130
Rat expansion and mine more stone
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Food > stone

I'll change low wall for rat exp
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>>559776620
change to rat expansion and mine stone
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>>559776130
lets continue increasing our rat supply so we can have a population boom later

updated map
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>>559776945
Dis
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>>559777201
>>559777189
>>559776945
>>559776620
>>559776419
The few spare workers drag the stone into the oasis, constructing a fairly large pen for the rats and planting some gourds so they don't require food.
>-3 stone
>+2 food per turn

Meanwhile the mining team slaves onwards, burrowing deeper into the warm rock below and escaping from the scorching desert sun beaming above.
>Rollarino time neighborinos
1-49 Five stone
50-65 Iron ore
66-70 Silver ore
71-80 Gold ore
81-99 Tungsten ore

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 9
Food consumed per turn -3
Consumables: 2 stone
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm expanding, 1 turns until rollarino for +2, +4, or +8 food
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>>559777941
I dove the Beyonce's official cartographer. Way better than my shit of a map.
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>>559778279
What's shade city?

Also let's explore south and north
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>>559778523
City to the east which contains 12 shades, a murdered population of humans, and an unknown figure of pure darkness which can open itself up in half and consume things.
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>>559778078
rollin
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>>559778523
>>559778821
basically somewhere we're not fucking going for the near future
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Alright so five stone. Decent. How about we build walls and go exploring north?
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Oh I'm supposed to roll. Rollin'
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>>559779295
Wait how does the rolling work? Is it the first person who decides to?
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>>559778845
Not bad of a roll.
>>559779295
Good shit anon

.>>559779502
First three posts with different ID's to say "Roll" or something similar. The last two digits of said posts are added together and then divided by 3 to get an average, thus being the final number.
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>>559779502
rolling to see how successful our mining expedition will be
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81 just barley got tungsten.
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>>559780082
roll
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Alright we need to do our actions, I say we spend both exploring
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>>559779774
>>559779295
>>559778845
>(74+95+45)/3=71
>Gold ore!

The miners come across a rich deposit of gold ore about 40 meters beneath the surface and haul it outside. They decide to make a separate cave inside the mine to store materials.
>+3 gold ore
>+2 stone

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 12
Food consumed per turn -3
Consumables: 4 stone, 3 gold ore
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm expanding, 1 turns until rollarino for +2, +4, or +8 food

Do you
>Mine again
>Set a worker team to learn smiting and metallurgy(Will unlock golden shrine which unlocks dark magic, takes 5 turns to research)
>Expand rat ranch (3 stone, +2 food)
>Explore
>Breed(drones cost 10 food, workers cost 6)
>Other
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>>559780968
id say breed and then learn smiting and metallurgy
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>>559780968
Explore and begin the metallurgy quest. I'm cool with any direction.
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>mine again get tungsten this time
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>>559780968
Nice trap insects can't learn trap.

Explore, both parties head south
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>>559781373
can't learn magic
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>>559781282
>>559781295
>>559781373
>>559781298
>>559781578
guys we're insects wtf are we gonna use magic and metallurgy for besides constructing our hive

lets get breeding and shit
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>>559780968
breed soilders and explore north
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>>559781578
>>559781842
my bad then, breed and then explore some more then
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>>559781578
>>559781373
Shit, should have fixed that, guess I'm blind.

Changing
>>559780968
To light armor plating
>+2 on overall combat roll
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We should wait before breeding, we need to let food pile up first. Metalurgy and head north
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>>559781842
magic aint shit niggas
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>>559781282
>>559782032
>>559782057
Breeding wins, specify if drones or workers.

One for north, one for south. To vote on explore you must specify the direction.
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>>559781842
will cause a loss of food supply
we'll die within 2 rolls if we breed again
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>>559782307
alright, we should stock up on our food supply. and scout north, why not, it'll give me more stuff to draw for the map
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>>559782481
drones north
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>>559782307
Still voting this. Metallurgy/plating and head north.

We had advanced technology right? We don't just gotta fuck you know.
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>>559782621
drones, north
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>>559782737
Whatever, drones and north.
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>>559782621
>>559782737
yea i agree with these two
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>>559782481
Fine, drones north
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>>559782737
>>559782621
>>559782481
North and drones win.
>To cut down on time, greentext the action votes all seperately

ex
>Explore north
>Explore north
>mine


Beyonce comes to feast on malt liquor and fried rat before gurgling and laying 7 eggs.
>-10 food
>2 remaining
>Rollarino
1-30 2 drones
31-65 4 drones
66+ 7 drones
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>rollin
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>>559783231
rollin'
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>>559783231
Roll
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>>559783604
ooooo how did you make that?
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>>559783760
make what? the map? or the ruins to the east?
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>>559784068
both?
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>>559783535
>>559783604
>>559783608
>(35+4+8)/3=15.66

Only two drones emerge from the eggs, the rest quickly rot and become inedible. During the hatching, the original four drones begin to head north. After about five miles they encounter a group of lightly armed caravan traders numbering

>4 camels
>6 traders
>4 guards with scimitars


Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 12
Food consumed per turn -3
Consumables: 4 stone, 3 gold ore
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm has expanded!
>Rollarino time again
1-30 - dead
31-55 +2 food
56-74 +4 food
75-99 +8 food

Do you
>Attack the traders
>Attempt to speak/communicate with them(perhaps they could buy gold ore)
>Report back
>Wait for them to pass and march onwards
>Other
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bamp
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>>559784145
map I made custom using a software called hexographer and the ruins are a special map feature I decided to swap in
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>>559784452
rollin
>speak to the traders
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>>559784470
Cool......
>>559784452
I say Attempt to speak to them or
breed moar
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>>559784452
Drones: 6*
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>>559784452
Attempt to talk/trade with them
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>>559784452
We're fucking weakass bug people

>wait for them to pass
>rollin'
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I guess we're talking to them
>Attempt to speak/communicate with them
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>>559784737
>>559784739
>>559784807
After roll for gourd farm, new roll for diplomacy will occur.
>need one more roller
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>>559784848
>>559784807
he's got a point we're not too formidable, but we have no idea what we're capable yet.
Let's follow them and attack them at night? At least they'll know to fear us
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>roll
>attempt to communicate
>rat farm expansion

Don't we have two actions?
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reoll for whatever needs rolin
>attack the caravan
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>Attempt to speak with traders, in this situation reporting back will do jack shit
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>>559785290
>I second this
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>>559785172
Roll
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>>559785369
>>559785469
two straight 69's means extreme success right?
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>>559785586
Oops meant to quote op's last post
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>rolling for diplomacy
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>>559785742
Pleese OP
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>>559785290
Not at the moment, exploration phase and then turn ensues after the communication.
>>559784737
>>559784848
>(48+37+90)/3=58
The Gourd farm blossoms nicely, some of the plants are larger and stronger than the previous ones.
>+4 food per turn
Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 4
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 12
Food consumed per turn -7
Consumables: 4 stone, 3 gold ore
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd Farm

>rollarino time for diplomacy
1-20 Fail and get attacked
21-45 Fail and they flee
46-69 Success
70+ They worship us as gods
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>>559785742
>>559785769
Three now
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>diplomacy
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>>559785932
>Roland
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>>559785742
extreme 69 beyonce love sex position success
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>>559785932
>roll
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>>559785932
roll
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>>559785932
>>>Brreeeed`
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>>559785932
roll, btw if we get quads are we rewarded?
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>>559786404
404...........
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>>559786043
>>559786047
>>559786164
>Result is... 51, pass!

One of the drones slowly approaches the caravan, the guard immediately rush toward him with swords drawn. Beyonce transmits to the drone how to speak in basic tongue, "We wish to have trade" To which they laugh at the strange accent and show what they have in store.

>5 iron ore - 2 gold ore
>Texts on blacksmithing - 3 gold ore
>5 food - one gold ore for all
>Three slaves, two female, one male - one gold ore each
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>>559786404
You are a bad omen...
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Also bamp
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>>559763537
YES YOU ARE BACK
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>>559786784
MO FUCKIN SLAVES ALL THREE
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>>559786784
>slaves
all3
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>>559787081
>>>Buy alll the slaves
>>559786784
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>>559786784

We can get food and research our own blacksmithing. Buy the slaves!
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lure them in the camp and kill them since we dont have the gold with us
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>>559786784
all slaves pls

captcha: pessinus baus
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>>559786784
buy the slaves nigga
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>>559786784
Texts on smithing, I want fucking tank bugs
>also breeding
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lol apparently we all want slaves in this thread, lets do it I suppose.
Ill post updated map after next turn
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>>559787295
>>559787239
>>559787081
We should interogate the slaves.....
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>>559787295
Forgot to greentext like an asshole
>buy the slaves
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>>559786784
Slaves
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Is this a mod for Civilization 5? If so? Which one?
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>>559787621
The cool one with bugs and shit
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>>559786943
>>559787081
>>559787239
Beyonce receives the transmission from the drones antenna and promptly dispatches three workers to carry the ore to the caravan site. After the ore is delivered, the workers place the ore on the ground in front of the caravan; one of the traders brings out a monocular and examines it, "Fine quality, hard to find purity like this for a few hundred miles. We'll throw in a few iron ore as well."
>Trade successful
>2 female slaves acquired
>1 male slave acquired
>3 iron ore acquired

Do you
>Head home with the spoils
>Continue onward
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>>559787621
I play civ 5 but I haven't seen one yet, I'm as enthusiastic as you trust me
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>>559787807
>head home
>research some tech
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>>559786925
Damn skippy, Lizardofatman will never fail, if anything I'll post the night before if I might not come.
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>>559787807
>head home with the spoils
no since losing slaves we just bought with the gold
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>>559787807
>head home with spoils,

slaves might get ideas if we stay
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>>559787807
>Head back home
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>>559787807
>>>Head home with spoils talk to the slaves see what they have to say
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>head home with the spoil
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>>559787621
Oh, whew. Thanks man.
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>>559788132
>>>>>>559787807
Forgot to add to my post find out what skills the slaves have
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>>559787807
>Head back home
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>>559788097
>>559788048
>>559788021

The drone thanks the traders in broken language and they mention that they frequent this route and would be willing in the near future to set up a trade deal for the gold ore.

The workers prod the slaves to march back to the oasis as the drones follow suit. After a few hours they finally arrive home, the rest of the insects chattering with excitement for the new creatures.

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 19
Food consumed per turn -7
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 4 stone, 2 female humans, 1 male human
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm

Do you
>Build a home for the slaves(will increase their willingness to work with us, takes 4 stone)
>Shackle the slaves inside the mound
>Breed
>Expand rat farm( 2 stone, +2 food)
>Expand gourd farm(-4 food for 3 turns, rollarino for +4, +6, or +10)
>Research smiting and metalurgy
>Other
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>>559788978
>>build home for slaves it will make them fucking and breeding easier
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>>559788978
>build home for slaves and breed
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>>559788978
>build house for slaves
>find out what each of them can do
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>>559788978
>Build a home for the slaves(will increase their willingness to work with us, takes 4 stone)and find out there skills
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>>559789186
build a home for new slave friends
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>>559789186
>research smiting and metallurgy
>>
>Build a home for slaves
>Mine

We need stone to increase our rat farm and safely breed.
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>>559789606
Changing resarch to mine
>mineing
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>>559789606
>Fuck my vote go with this
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>>559789606
Fine, I'll change mining to finding out the slave's skills. Maybe they can mine.
>>
mine
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>>559789186
>>559789280
>>559789284
>>559789320
>>559789326
The workers start to cut the stone into bricks and use the clay from the oasis riverbank to create some mortar. While they begin to lay the foundation and a wooden floor from the old rat ranch materials, the slaves are brought to Beyonce and she speaks to them, "You are welcome here and as long as you cause no trouble and do not attempt to flee, you will be safe here. Now, what skills do you three possess?
>Rollarino time
1-30 dumb as the bricks in the house
31-50 two will be adept at skills
50-65 two will be adept, one will be a master
66+ two masters and one adept
>Skills will be randomized
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>>559790184
Roll
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>>559790184
>rolling
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>rollin
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>>559790184
roll
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>>559790184
raowllll
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>let's not call them slaves Let's call them laborers, they'll feel better, morale, and loyalty boost.
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>>559790184
rolin'
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>>559790692
>second this motion
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>>559790692
not a bad idea
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>>559790692
And i thirded it
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>>559790692
smart man
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>>559790692
noh threre Human Buddies
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wonder how mind fucked those caravan guys are after seeing some talking arthropods
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>>559791464
Good I idea we should go back to them and fuck them!
>>
Here's some music for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHMBoDoFwj0&list=FLL3IPzfQFJ-OFHlffZ6LowQ
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>>559791464
Nah they were too busy laughing at our broken speech. But considering how quickly they offered to set up a trading route with us, I'm sure they've seen some shit
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>>559790324
>>559790338
>>559790352
>(24+38+52)/3=38
>Two are adept

The man clears his throat, "Thank you oh glorious and bootylicious beyonce, I am Jerome. I was a smith's journeyman before I was driven from my home and Hilda here was a priestess, though she abandoned the life after being captured; something about it being crap. However Sarah here was a spoiled brat." (Sarah can be retrained into a priestess, must specify what branch)

The house is completed and has three individual bedrooms, a larder, and a hearth in the middle. The slaves are quite pleased as the conditions are multitudes better than what they've experienced in the last few months.

Do you
>Mine
>Breed
>Retrain priestess
>Other

Stone is depleted.

The drone thanks the traders in broken language and they mention that they frequent this route and would be willing in the near future to set up a trade deal for the gold ore.

The workers prod the slaves to march back to the oasis as the drones follow suit. After a few hours they finally arrive home, the rest of the insects chattering with excitement for the new creatures.

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 26
Food consumed per turn -5
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 4 stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
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>>559791737
Fuckity
>Hilda may be retrained into a priestess, must specify branch
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>>559791737
>lets have the journeyman be our new master smith
>retrain priestess
>make sure our new friends are fed well
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>>559791737
>mine some more
>research smiting/metallurgy
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>>559791737
God damn it, fucked up twice. Re-copyed the last turn.
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>>559791737
>Mine and breed
>>
We'll use Sarah for breeding.
>research metlurgey
>mine
>>
>mine
>>
>Mine
>Research metallurgy
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this is pretty much what I imagine our bootylicious queen looks like

>mine, btw
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>>559791737
>Use sarah as a breeder for more humans, if they're not related
>Mine for more golden ore for the caravan traders
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>>559792021
Food consumption increased to compensate for their population, and vote doesn't count unless branch of magic/god is specified.

>>559792063
>>559792170
>>559792205
>>559792347
>>559792289
Mining and metallurgy wins!

Jerome begins to teach a few of the workers the basics of metalworking, how to smelt down the ore into ingots, but that's as far as he can go with the current set up.
>2 turns left to research metallurgy, bonus due to Jerome
>3 stone needed to create a smithy to begin metalworking

The workers in the caves resume their activities, using their mandibles and claws to take out chunks of stone.
Two options
>mine stone or gold ore
or
Rollarino to discover new ore

Three votes to choose
>>
>>559769514
PimpKnight for the win
>>
>minestone
>minestone

We're going to need a lot of stone
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>>559793031
>mine more stone so Jerome and make tank ants
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>>559793031
>Mine gold ore
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>>559793227
seconded
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>>559793031
>mine stone
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>>559793031
>stone
and are we using just d&d gods?
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>>559793567
>>559793547
>>559793227
>>559793324
The travelers you faggots
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>>559793936
Bitch, we're self sufficient we don't need them
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>>559793227
>>559793324
>>559793567
>>559793547

>Mining stone wins

The mining brigade starts to sway to Beyonces hypnotizing beat as they pick up the pace, knocking out stone quickly and gathering a good amount.
>+9 stone

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 31
Food consumed per turn -5
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 9 stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters

Do you
>Breed humans
>Retrain Priestess
>Breed drones(10 food + rollarino)
>Breed workers (6 food + rollarino)
>Build smithy (4 stone)
>Build medium wall around oasis (7 stone)
>Other
>>
>mine stone
>build smithy
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>>559794186
bruh lets build a fuckin wall I've been dying to add one for the past god damn hour
>build palisade
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>>559794186
>Breed humans and build smithy
>>
>>559794186
>lets build the tiny wall of ants
>>
>build wall
>build smith
>>
>>559794186
>build wall around oasis
>breed humans
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>>559794882
2nd this
>>
>>559794186
>build wall
>>
>>559794882
>>559794968
don't got enough stone for this niggas
>>
>>559794354
>>559794480
>>559794882
Smithy wins, insufficient stone to build the wall.
>>
need more stone then
>mine stones
>>
>breed worker for more action per turn
>build smith
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>>559795158
minestone
>>
>build smith
>mine

Fuck math past midnight
>>
We'll want to consider making a new thread soon
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awk I already made the wall lol
damn do I have to remove it and add a fucking smithy
>>
>>559795771
Either that or a to be continued
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>>559796416
Where's the human house?
>>
>>559795771
im down to go longer
new thread until OP crashes and wait till tomorrow
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>>559795158
>>559794354
>>559795525
>>559795602

The miners continue to twerk as the vibrations help the stone to loosen from the earth, piling more stone in the cavern storage.
>+ 8 stone
>Event
>+1 mysterious blood red gem

The rest of the workers follow Jerome's instruction and build a smithy with a forge, storage area, and a windmill above to power a mechanical hammer.
>-4 stone
>Smithy constructed
>Metallurgy researched

Do you
>Breed workers, 6 food rollarino
>Breed drones 10 food rollarino
>Attempt mutation (requires sacrifice of workers or drones. If chosen options will be given with requirements)
>Retrain priestess
>Breed humans
>Build medium wall (7 stone)
>Mine
>Other
>>
>>559796669
>build wall
>attempt mutation
>>
>>559796669
Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 15 (2 actions)
Food: 36
Food consumed per turn -5
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 13 stone, mysterious red gem, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
>>
>>559796643
the house left of the rat pen
>>
Let's breed we have a lot of food now
>breed workers
>>
>>559796669
Breed drones and build wall
>>
>>559796826
lets build a wall so my cartography doesnt have to go to waste
>>
>build wall
>>
What type of breeding will give us more actions per turn?
>that breeding
>build wall
>>
breed worker
>>
What benefits would a priestness give to insects? Or would she just be a baby-machine for our slaves?
>>
>>559797074
>>559796950
>>559796826
>Wall wins.

>>559796936
>>559797253
Two for worker breeding
>>559796826
One for mutation.
>>559796950
One for drone breeding.
>>559797190
workers, multiples of 6 allow for a new action. IE next action(3) would be at 18
>>
>>559797190
>Workers provide it, I think next action add is 18 workers
>>
>>559797449
>worker breeding
>>
>>559797449
ill change to worker since it adds more actions
>>
>>559797449
I'm casting my vote with
>breed workers
>>
>>559797447
Magic abilities such as healing, can fight magical creatures more effectively, curse or bless weapons(depending on branch), and if nature is chosen, transforming is possible.

>Worker breeding win
Beyonce puts on strobe lights and gives everyone ecstasy, a massive insect orgy ensues where she lays a dozen eggs, which kills the party and everyone leaves.
>Rollarino time
1-30 4 workers
31-65 6 workers
66+ 10 workers
>>
>>559797946
>Checkaruni for rolarino
>>
>>559797946
rowel
>>
>>559797946
Roll and what are the options for our priestess
>>
>NOTICE
one more turn after the roll, we'll resume again the same time as today

>8:00pm PST -8:00
>>
>>559798285
Bump mad this
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updated map,
Medium Stone Wall and Metalworks complete.
>>
>>559798469
i would advise adding a caravan trail up north just to remember that a caravan does pass through there from time to time
>>
>>559798469
Awesome map. You planning on being here tomorrow?
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>>559798153
>>559798165
>>559798172
>Average +5 for mound bonus = 68

A great success from Beyonce as almost all of the eggs hatch, a good 10 workers emerge from the sands near her inside the mound.
>+10 workers

The newly mined stone is shaped into bricks and laid down with mortar made from the clay in of the bank and the finer sands around. It stands 14 feet tall and is of sturdy construction, a catapult, battering ram, explosion, or magic might be able to damage or destroy potions of it
>Medium stone wall built
>+8 Defensive bonus

Do you:
>Mine
>Breed workers
>Breed drones
>Breed humans
>Smelt iron ore into ingots (1 to .5 ratio)
>Retrain Priestess
>Other

Leader:Beyonce
Group: Destiny's Child
Drones: 6
Workers: 25 (4 actions)
Food: 31
Food consumed per turn -5
Consumables: 2 iron ore, 9 stone, Jerome(journeyman smith), Hilda(adept priestess), and Sarah, a stupid cunt.
Structures:
Mound +5 breeding bonus
Rat farm
Gourd farm
Slave's quarters
Medium wall +8 defensive bonus
>>
>>559798469
Nice cartography skills
>10/10 idea
>9/10 execution
>9.5/10 overall
>>
>>559799064
Correction

>2 stone
>Food consumed -1
>Food 32
>>
Let's use the blood stone to mutate Sarah since she's stupid also
>mutate Sarah
>mine gold
>>
>breed humans
>retrain preties (something to heal our bugs)
>>
>>559799064
>mutate drones
>>
what happened to the red gem that we mined?
>>
>>559799246
Fuck, really need to start keeping beter track of food.
>26 food, -6 from breed and +1 from farms
>>
>>559799064
>Mine
>Smelt all iron ore
>Breed drones
>retrain priestess to be holy priestess
>>
>>559799494
Still have it, effects unknown. Keep pasting from the text doc but it's outdated, fixing that now.
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>>559798880
of course my friend
>>559798687
thanks, adding it now
>>559799214
thank you friend, I appreciate it!
last map for the night I suppose, myself along OP will be back tomorrow 8 - PST
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>>559799064
>mine
>send some scouts to the shade ruin again, see whats been happenin over there
>smelt the ore into ingot
>>
>>559799852
I like this
>scout ruins with a drone,or sarah
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>>559799543
Second this. Holy priestess for healing. What type of priestess is the other one btw?
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Actually think I'm going to cut it short tonight, sorry guys. Hope everyone had fun and thanks for participating! Feel like 4 actions per turn might be a bit much so I might be doing some tweaks to the system.

See ya everyone tomorrow at 8:00pm PST -8:00

Sleep well my brothers!
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>>559799064
>Breed humans
>Smelt iron
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>>559800062
I'll think of a few types of priestesses before tomorrow(at least 4)
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>>559800201
alright mang
have a good one
>>
THE END...for now
>>
someone save the last map update and post it in the thread tomorrow if I don't make it plox
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>>559800410
Cool. See you tomorrow OP! This shit is truly entertaining. You're the best OP I've seen in one of these threads. Feels like I'm playing with a few buds around a table back in the 90s. Nice feelings.
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>>559800580
I saved it, Mr. Cartographer is going to come though so I'm not worried.
>>
>>559800707
Glad to hear it man! Love DM-ing on these threads.
>>
>>559800410
Agree on a time I wanna be here for this thread tomorrow, what will jerome do with the blood gem and the priestess thing
>>
We should mutate Sarah
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>>559801268
8pm Pst -8:00

Put it a few times before but what the hell.
>>
>>559801360
Can we even do that
>>
>>559801520
same with the cartographer, we won't let you guys down

8pm Pacific time

12am (midnight) Eastern time
>>
>>559802234
We could mutate the bugs, we should try anyways
>>
>>559802357
But what if the other humans won't breed. Assuming Jerome isn't gay already.
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>>559802861
we have a bug armada for that
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