I have challenged myself to draw fags of the /b/.
Describe how you look like and I'll draw you.
i look like if you combined macaulay culkin and haley joel osment into one person, then that person got hit in the face with a medium sized hammer twice and it healed up okay afterwards.
I am 6'9"
Nothing but pure muscle
I have brown and red skin mixed thanks to my native american heritage.
My hair is black and I always keep it slicked back like Leonardo DiCaprio does.
I play basketball
I have an 8 inch schlong
if u vant me to describe myself i vill, hold on.
Athletic, stubblebeard 30y, halflong hair arcing on the sides like a true man, wooden beads necklace, walks on sandals, jewnose, handsome for the remainder. :)
GOOD LUCK DRAWSON.
I'm a female, and I have curly strawberry blonde hair slightly past my shoulders with bangs, greyish blue eyes, and I'm pale as heck. Also, I'm 5'3 and thin (not anorexic thin but average thin).
3 foot afro diameter with Rasta pick, full 25in. beard. Deep tan skin grey eyes no eyebrows, pierced boil on forehead gigantic nose with mole right side same size as boil, bone going through neh nose. Fg cannot even do, it
One muscled native american playing niggerball for you, sir!
Very dark short hair, but with a medium length fringe. Not very visible buttchin, high eyebrows, toothbrush mustache. Plus my tourettes syndrome forces me to do this thing where the muscles in the right arm contracts and it kind of erects straight upwards. Include that too tenks
Since this is /b/ I'll be drawing femanons like this.
Also, I got confused with what a "strawberry blonde" is.
No, I'm doing such thing for the first time.
I have white skin, a combed bowl haircut (Black with the part on the right side. I stand about 5'8". I dress in a WWII Uniform with metals of my achievements. topping them is an iron cross.
I also have a toothbrush mustache.
There you go, gentleman.
Are you a femanon?
I'm not doing those in order. I choose ones that I personally like.
Semilong black hair. Use a flattenig iron but i don't dye my hair. Pretty immature hairstyle. Not very trendy.
Decent facial structure. Clean shaven. Very pale skin and lips.
Usually dresses in whatever im comfortable in. usually t-shirts and jeans.
A Lady Gaga and Brad Pitt mix.
I think this one is my favourite so far.
I have a hunch back, left leg longer than the right leg, "skinny fat", sagging jowls, I was born without a right hand so I have a hook (that looks just like a pirate hook in its place). and a mullet
>rasta dreadlock hairs
>monster beard that goes to my nipples
>normal human ears
>always wearing sexy fedora
>yes I have a feather in fedora
Go anon, go
If this is some reference from the TV show, I don't watch it.
>I'll use it as my profile pic on everything
I hope to see that.
There you go, muscular face with spikes.
I;ll do it now.
I'm like the love child of Denzel Washington and Emma Watson, with thick rimmed glasses and no facial hair. I look more like Denzel than Denzel. But with the eye brows of Sean Connery and the voice of a child molester. And sporting an Afro atm
>so yeah I'm half black
I'm short, >Italian
I have brown hair, brown eyes, olive complection. I have a conservative hair cut and hipster glasses.
male. chubby. neckbeard + mustache combo. mole on my left side of my face right above my mustache. curly black hair down to about my chest.
Oh-Pee, I am:
>avg build, bordering on skinny
>short blondish-brown hair, worn somewhat like deh clooney (up and to the side)
>white (muh privilege)
>a little tan
>oval face, sharp chin and jawbone
>wearing white t-shirt with blue hands on it, doing a birdie shadow
>i bicker and rant with everyone i see
much love to Oh-Pee for his Oh-See
Your lucky day today.
Stuck in the 90' Hip Hop clothing era, e.g. Baggy pants.
Caucasian ( Germanfag )
Pretty neat full-grown Manbeard.
A rad as hell Ponytail ( not a fag-like saggy one )
And I smoke too much weed, hence ruby like eyes.
> GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
Do a good one, and you'll be my new FB profilepic.
> A full-blown, german Nose btw.
> reference pic attached, just imagine the Top-Knot, or whatever a non-saggy ponytail is called
>dinosaur t-shirts and plain chinos usually
>tall, skinny, beard, short messy hair
>blank face sleepy eyes
pic related is a good one, see if you can do better
Sorry guys, took a little bit longer because I had to AFK for a moment.
There you go, fedora beard man.
Your hopes will be fulfilled soon.
god, I had to show you how accurate your drawing is
>Round face, but lean, small chin
>Short brown hair
>Medium thickness square black framed glasses
>Goatee or Short Groomed beard
>"Jareds little brother"
>Subway Sandwich Artist
Blonde/brown hair, completely straight and just about ear's length
Slender nose until half ay down, then its bulbous
Mole at left side of my face
Here you go.
Holy sheit. That's a good one.
I look almost exactly like a young Adolf Hitler, without a mustache. Same hairdo, same coloration, same face shape. My eyes are hazel. I need a new profile picture for my KikeBook. Please deliver me from sin.
dykey reddish-black hair, really close to my head but kind of fluffy in the back, the front bits go a little past my chin and I have fluffy bangs
red metal-frame glasses
thick lower lip
thick black eyebrows
a little bit chubby, but my collarbone is visible
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OP here. I'm going to end the thread soon. I'll do a couple more and that's it.
I'm thinking about "doing" her in the photoshop as a great finale, if you know what I mean. But I'm not sure if that would be ok.
Doing this right now.
Well these are 3 anons I know:
Long hair, very skinny guy, who's fighting for the free market and unchained capitalism on the internet
he's wearing glasses and have a lot of pustules, he also got virgin's facial hair and thinks these are cool looking moustaches and beard, very pretensional and fedora-superior gaze, he's often wearing a t-shirt of his favourite band, he's generally ugly
/fa/ try hard, again very skinny guy who wears fashionable clothes 24/7 but in exaggerated style, he's very similar to a rat, he thinks he's handsome because of his hair and cool clothes but as I said he's very similar to the rat
well he was my best friend for a lot of time, people were laughing from him pretty often but he turned it into an ideology and became a mysterious man in a coat, suit, black shirt etc.
it's pretty funny how he looks because he's similar to typical anon and a bit fat
OP, I know you're swamped, so I'm just gonna throw in a request and not worry
long face, receding hairline
stubble but no mustache
horizontal scar through R eyebrow
big mole on L side of nose
that jake gyllenhaal hairstyle, moot-tier jawline, aryan eyes, slim build, round nose, spot to the side of mouth, extremely smug smirk, long-sleeved black shirt unbuttoned over a white t-shirt
I look like Mick Jagger and David Bowie's love child.
Dirty blonde hair, hitler youth cut
a short full red beard
thin face but at the same time slightly baby-faced
I'm 6'1" very very blond I have a big nose and ears but my hair is long enough to cover the tops of them. I'm 160 pounds but im all mucle so I look about 140. Also my eyes are like a sea foam green. Go for it drawfag.
Got those sexy lips going for ya.
Alright guys, I think I'm gonna do about 3 or 4 more and end the thread.
It would be awesome if drawn people posted pics for comparison, like this guy: >>559694907
So you're ok with the fact I want to photoshop your tits out?
Pretty average teenager, short dark hair, brown eyes, glasses.
Slightly short, straight brown hair
Brownish-red goate, w/ chops connecting
Very well defined muscle tone, not outrageously swoll
Fair skin, very little farmer's tan
I'm underweight and thin, but still have slight mantits.
Some mild acne, (have a lot of scars because the acne was bad until I got meds for it).
Always wear random t-shirts.
Very slightly curly hair that I keep about an inch or two long.
So ya actually did a pretty good job, here's a comparison
There you go, bearded alcoholic Jew!
Great. Could any anon provide some good-quality boobs pic?
Ok dude, I'm finally going to do you now.
Are you hair like this?
Also, you remind me of Soyer from lost.
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GEE WIZZZZZ FAGMAN MY FAGGOT DETECTER'S ARE OFF THE CHARTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go, man.
Love you too.
Now I'm doing the last few (about 2 or so). I'll also get those tits out as a thread finale: >>559694904
I think I'm gonna do more threads like this one in the future due to the interest it has.
A tall extremely pale faggot with blonde hair that swoops around head like a bowl of cat food. also blue eyes with maximum bags underneath like old lady tits. +noose around neck and pathetic attempt at mustache
Any ALias for a honorable mention on my timeline ?
hey op can you draw me, i know itll be hard to capture all my swag but if you dont ill kick your scrawny bitch ass lmfao
1 hour max, I think.
Here's proof: an unfinished part of the next drawing
>crew cut black hair
>squareish head overall
>big toad-like eyes, thick eyebrows
>comically large ears
>weak chin relative to forehead
>bad facial hair genetics
Here's an example of what I mean from an old thread similar to this one. Those white dots appear all over when filling with color in MSPaint for me.
Anorexic-looking with very long blonde/ginger hair. Massive grey eyes which look constantly unfocused. Snow white skin with a grey-ish tinge, blood red lips. Gender non-existent since skeletonmode activated.
Do your worst.
>look like a cholo
>kinda resemble the mexican gangster Hector on csi miami
>short black mustache
>3/4 inch strip for a goatee center of my bottom lip
>short black hair
>thick eyebrows with a thinned out uni brow connection
>BaxWar tattoo on left side of neck
Lets see how this goes, will post self after for comparison
6'3 Nordic brown hair builtfat Brown hair kempt full beard, no connectors to mustache, hair parted on right with a swoosh. Draw me faggot