>be me, 2 years ago >Start my senior year, hoping I don't

>>559628107
"my name is taden,whats yours?"
>I laugh because it's a weird name but I tell him mine
"nice to meet you anon, so why did those guys gang up on you?"
>explain to him most of my life I've been a weak beta and shit, people would take me for granted and I would always get bullied
>he laughs and it made me feel insecure, because I'm skinny and all and he was big and mighty
>tells me he'll catch me later, don't see him for a few days
>while walking home for the grocery store I spot him, he calls out my name and I walk over
>see he has a bandage on his left eye
>"where you been dude?"
"I was in the ring and got a bad punch, it's cool though, It's just swollen but it will heal"
>realize he's a boxer, ask him how long he's been doing it
>tells me since he was young, since his dad was a great boxer.
>he invites me over and we go to his backyard, he reminds me of when I told him of how beta I was and If I've ever been interested in fighting


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>>559629267
continue for the lols pls

>>559629267
inb4 op becomes stronk / fit guy dies

>tell him I'm scared of getting hurt and he stops me from talking and looks at me the way a deep fucker would
"Punch me anon"
>"why?"
"just fucking do it, I won't hit you back"
>"no, I can't."
"anon if you dont punch me I will punch you."
>"fine f-fine"
>punch him in the stomach
he laughs and asks me if that was a joke, tells me to hit him harder
>get angry and hit him again
>laughs and laughs at me because he thinks Im kidding
>while laughing I punch him straight in the stomach as hard as I could
>he kneels over and then while I go to him to ask him if he's okay this fucker gets up and starts laughing, he faked it.
"anon,its not that you're not fighting because you're scared of getting hurt, you're not fighting because you're scared to hurt."
>this dude aint no poet or some shaolin monk the fuck he all deep for and shit
>I feel humbled in a way, he offers me to take me to his dad's gym tomorrow
>shit his dad owns a gym
>I'm about to decline but he looks at me fiercely, so I say yes
>says to meet me after school here and we'll go to the gym


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This better not turn into a Shounen

>>559630213
do you even bump, bro?

>since we were both suspended we didn't go to school until the next day, still pretty funny how he said he'll catch me later and he actually did
>I go to school and for the first day in a long while, nobody fucks with me
>I realize its because taden is like my bodyguard, and it's pretty embarrassing because people should be scared of me but not because some guy would protect me
>but then again im skinny and weak and theres no way someone should be scared of me
>after school he takes me to his dad's gym and I'm introduced to his dad, dad's muscular as fuck too despite his age, around 50 something
>it's a small gym but had bench and stuff, and also boxing gear
>taden offers to teach me to fight, I say yes and he tells me to put on some gloves
>I'm already wearing shorts and shit so ready for this
>taden trains me at first by scaring me, he makes me flinch with fake punches and tells me to keep my eyes open
>then he tells me to punch once with left, two with right, do combinations
>this lasts for a while
>come home at night, parents dont care really
>repeat this for many days, when we're not boxing we're either hanging out or just chilling at the gym
>I'm not that skinny anymore but since that day with james, I haven't gotten into a real physical fight, only training with taden and sometimes his dad
>one day while walking home from school, he tells me tomorrow he has a surprise for me
>don't really know what it is but Im hoping its nothing bad
>that next day we went to his dad's gym and immediately I knew what the fuck was happening

continuin

>>559630776
Ippo doesn't give a care. He'll Gazelle Puncha bitch like it ain't no thing.

>>559629750
Bump

>>559631390
lul wut

So when dose he pop your charry

inb4 dinosaurs

>back at his parents place he invites me into his room
>encourages me to shave my body hair
>makes me wear lady's clothes. panties bra and a dress. high heels too.
>gets me butt preggers
>tells me I'm a good sissy slut
>my ass is dripping blood, semen, and feces
>makes a horrible puddle
>makes me slurp it up off the ground
>put my precum dripping dick in chastity


continuin

bump or epic story of beta redemption

>>559631856
Good end
10/10 would read again

>>559631856

lol. shut up you jew.

>>559631856
What...
That's almost my exact day today. Are you spotting on me?

>>559631856
Thanks OP. I'm leaving this thread well satisfied.

>hammers my shitter filled with his unprotected seed
>fucks my mouth like a pussy
>tells me i'm his special little lady
>puts leash in collar on me
>pimps me out to the black guys from the original confrontation
>i have found my purpose in life <3


continuin

>>559631856
The only time somebody can legitimately tell to shave fully is when you're a swimmer or maybe runner.
Faglord

>>559632284
>>559632272
>>559632115
lern2id fagsnew

>bunch of people standing near the ring, two guys are going at it
>I think taden is showing me a match, so just watch for a bit
>taden calls me over with his dad and then he tells me to step on his weight thing
>he measures me and shit and I'm completely oblivious of what is gonna happen until taden calls a couple of the regulars at the gym and weighs them too
>taden smirks and tells me to put on some gloves
>do it and then he rubs vaseline on my face for some reason, later learned it was so I didn't get completely disfigured from a fight
>get paired up with some guy who looked about 20 or so
>he's not that muscular or anything but he's been boxing for a couple years he tells me
>I'm near piss pants nervous but I manage to get up on that ring
>taden gives me a thumbs up and laughs, fuckers always been like this
>we start fighting, Im just around the ring because didn't want to get punched
then someone opens the door everybody w-
sike just kidding this isnt no dinosaur lol
>anyways, this guy nails me in the face once and I see like these spots in my vision, If I don't fight back, I'm getting my ass beat.
>don't want to fail taden or his dad because they both believed in me
>punch at the guy with a 1-2, hit his gut and then you could tell I blew his air out
>the regulars go "damn" and I realize I'm actually doing good
>get excited and punch alot, also do some footwork to try and act like I'm already good
>guy punches me and I fall down. Hard.
>it's not a real match tho but everyone screaming for me to get up
>guy smiles at me, reminds of me james and how he would smile like that before beating me ass
>I'm not letting this shit happen
>get up and stumble hard, shit Im dizzy as fuck
>guy has no mercy and punches at me while sorta crouched
isthislegal.gif
>while doing that I explode up and land a crazy punch at his jaw, didn't knock him out but he felt it
>while he was distracted because of how hard I hit him, I hit him again in the same spot, even harder
continuin

>>559628107
Is it oc? Or are you copying from a previous baww? It's good.

>>559632706
>then someone opens the door everybody w-
>sike just kidding this isnt no dinosaur lol
I'll admit it. I fuckin' laughed, OP.

>>559633107
Can't be sure of bluffing

>>559633238
See
>>559631793
Oh, I was just expecting something like it to come, so I had a nice chuckle, certainly.

inb4 they best friends and suck eachothers dick

>>559632706
Okay I laughed at the dinosaur... haha you fucker

>>559633238
now i laughed lol

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Lurkin

>I pounded that spot like I wish all the gym niggers would pound my supple sphincter.
>My balls now hanging low like a retards IQ.
>Filled with enough goo and AIDS to fill every bottle of Elmer's in a Kindergarten art class.
>I opened by ass and took every nigger in the gym twice. My morning was complete and I could continue my work on the Large Hadron Collder.

El bumpo

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Lurking

>>559633854
It's ok, I lel'd

>>559633594
wtf what a dumb asshole

>>559633798
catz :3

>>559633854
tl;dr

>>559633875
>>559633890
>>559633970
lurking

i was hoping for some Zim Zam redemption

>>559628107
is this nigga gone?

>>559634239
Nah. He just types slow as fuck, apparently.

OP, it might be time to upgrade from your hunt-and-peck method of typing.

bumpin

>>559632706
>now if you've never fought before there's this weird and crazy thing that happens when you've punched someone really hard and then start to punch at them some more, it sort of impairs them from ever moving their arms and while they try to stand and block, your punches are too fast and they just receive it while trying to maintain balance
>I do that and I keep at it till the guy is down, his nose is bleeding and his mouth is swollen
>I noticed I was bleeding too, from my eyebrow
>I apparently win and I feel so fucking good like I've never felt this way
"good fucking job anon, you're not a pussy anymore haha"
"nice work son, keep up your technique and remember to keep yourself composed and focused during the fight"
>gosh I tell you, it was the best feeling ever, I did have a gnarly cut on face but who cares
>come to school next day and immediately everyone asks what happened to face, I proudly tell them
>enjoying my new popularity
>james comes up and laughs "shit nigga who fucked you up haha punk ass bitch"
>and he taps me on the cut to tease me
>when hes about to tap me again I grab his hand harder than elliot rodger grabbing a hooker
>"don't fuck with me again."
"man fuck you nigga I got you bitch"
>he walks out and I can tell this isn't the last time he'll fuck with me
>taden tells me he saw what I did and that I handled it like a man
>even more proud, we go to the gym and train
couple months later
>I'm fit, no more skeleton body, don't really get bitches and shit but hey I cant ask for everything
>have won a bunch of fight and sure I had a few losses
>I can't believe this is happening
>later during school james walks up to me and ta

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bymp

Holy shit OP, how can you take so long to fucking greentext, don't be a faggot

>>559634324
>hunt-and-peck
I knew there was a name for that shit

>>559634347
Did he take you to the bathroom and cum down your throat as you deepthroated his /fit/ seven inch cock?

>>559634347
This niggah, he on the kkk. Punk ass bitch

>>559634347
thank god...

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Christ sakes, we get a good story and people bitch about time, leave it on auto update and do something in the background you fucking mongoloids.

>>559634347
Continue

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>>559634347
Op great story but next time
Type it all before hand on note or something then copy and paste it so you don't take forever like a beta

>>559634681
I think it did. Trolling like a bitch. Did you see how he stopped mid sentence?

>>559634347
i am enjoying this

>>559634347
Fuck dude, I bet OP intended to end the story like this.
No closure, the best troll of them all.

>>559634702
i have to sleep nigger. i don't wanna wait for later after waking up

>>559634332
>me and taden*
>he has his homies and I know they're looking for trouble
"get your big boy pants on we're about to fight bro"
>adrenaline builds after what taden said, he's always been a joker
>james and his homies get in front of us, theres a total of 5 of coonz, 2 of us, not scared because they can't fight
"wahzap bitchess, yall trynna box or what, or is yall trynna put on some lil fancy gloves n shit like pussies"


continuin bc not troll and u guys think I am

>>559634759
>>559634837
The guy's nickname is Ta you retards.

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>>559634837
We've been reked m8

Please someone make this a film, like rocky idk

Anders breievik

why do I enjoy greentext stories more than I enjoy movies.

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>>559630776
>>559634964
How about a Shonen?

>>559634931
Keep the thread bumped guise

>>559635270
Imagination is greater than poncy director embodiements

>>559635349
ugh.....bumperooni

I is lurking

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BAMP

>>559635375
>imagination
>immigration

>poncy
>policy

I really can't read anymore too tired. You can't fault me though. The sentence still makes sense with my incorrect words.

very bump. much wow. op is not yet a faggot.

>>559634931

Please tell me that they tried to jump you and got they all got kicked in the nuts

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>look at taden and like pic related
>we all in the bathroom btw
>"okay, we'll take you guys on, who's up first?"
>realize this isn't an organized match or ring so these fuckers are gonna jump all in at same time
>taden realizes too so we look at each other and I stick james right in the face hard. He goes down and hits the floor pretty hard too, I can tell I broke his nose.
>taden punches at one of the niggers in the stomach and hits the other, they both kneel and taden punches at them from above
>2 coonz left, I hit one in the eye, and since I didn't have gloves on, it basically destroyed his eye, later learned it ruptured the cornea or whatever and left him almost blind
>taden beats final nigger down and we bail out
>school officials dont even catch us
feelsgoodnigga.jpg
>go home and so does taden

>>559635562

So the moral of the story is... don't be a skinny faggot?

just kidding OP, thanks for the entertaining and interesting storeh.

>>559635562
They were butt fucking in the bathroom the whole time! Fuck you op and your sorry sorry faggot

>>559635562
is that end???

>>559635562
And that's the story abandon thread

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>>559635562
Is that it
Op that better not be it

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>>559635562
4/10 ending made me wait for this fake shit?

you could've made up a better ending than that kiddo

k bye

>>559635680
No, the moral of the story is let others do your fighting for you

CAPTCHA: confidence rgovedf

>niggers dont fuck with us again, school never found out but the nigger whose eye I fucked up wasn;t gonna stand still.
>one day while walking home from the gym, some old ass honda pulls up and its a whole bunch of niggers in car
>they park in sidewalk and all walk out, don't recognize these niggers as they are all old but

CONT BC FUCK ITS NOT THE END WHEN ITS THE END ILL SAY END

>>559635562
And thus, the monkey pack had their shit stomped nicely. I would feel bad about the dudes eye though, that the reason I always go for the gut

>>559635562
And then you two went hiking and a tree crushed him and you couldn't pick it up and now you lift in his memory

>>559635562
Get AIDS faggot.

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>>559635562
is it ogre?

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>>559635853
holy fuck where is that greentext story

i just remembered it from like 2 years ago and never saved it

SOMEONE HELP

another bump for glory of rocky beating niggers

>>559635820
shit...little nigs can't fight their own fights so they get ultranigs involved.

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>>559635820

I lost interest. I'm going back to bed.

>>559636179
Nigs gon nig

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>>559635473
Point taken

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>>559628107
I'll bump with a bro story in the meantime.

>>559636504
you got that from the steam begging thread i made didn't you faggot

>>559635820
If I wasn't so engrossed in this story I would be so mad at your green text faggotry

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>>559636593
nope...i have a motivation folder filled with this shit.

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>>559636593

>>559629267
If this story doesn't end with gay sex I am going to be sorely dissapointed.

Is op kill?

They get on just me and beat my ass, taden tries to defend but huge nigger held him back
>I'm losing my consciousness with each punch and kick I get
>taden manages to get free and punches a nigger, super hard.
>he takes another thug looking nigger and sticks him as well but then the worst happened, one nigger pulls out a knife and stabs taden in stomach, he falls next to me as he's losing blood
>niggers bail but someone called 911
>taden in critical condition, cops never found the nigger who stabbed him.
> I got lucky with only a concussion and broken ribs
>nurse walks over and tells other nurse to give taden iv of like idk what, nurse says how much
Bout 3 fiddy
>Sike Jk again faggots but tandem actually pulled a good one while healing a couple days after he could even talk
>nigga took his little pulse reader thing and the machine flatlined, I thought he died and I called for a nurse and got up, I stumbled and fell and managed to hurt my ribs again
>when I come back with nurse tanden is fucking laughing his ass off
FuckinBitch.avi

Sorry I'm typing slow I'm on iPod

OP, I NEED MOAR.

>>559628107
Also I just noticed, the whole story revolves around you being a weak beta, and yet you shove and shout at a dude for stepping on your shoes, and you only were outmatched in the first fight when there were four people ganging up on you. Make up your fucking mind, and stop trying to impress people online, faggot.

>>559637201
Kek
>ha faggot you thought I died

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>>559637201
bumping

>>559637201
motherfucker scared the shit out of me

Many similarities to Never Back Down, it seems. ;-;

bumpady

i need someone to screencap this

When do you suck eachothers dicks?

bump 5evah

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>>559637862
You do it fag

>>559637201
heh at least your writing is amusing to make up for your slow typing

bumper cars

FINISH IT FAGGOT

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>>559635820

Waiting for epic final round in the hospital and/or Taden dying

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Bump-a-roony

>>559637201
not even going to read any of this til you finish

I'm dinosaur-proof

>not even going to read any of this til you finish
HOW DO JA KNOW ITS NOT DONE?

>>559638475
Aw snap

>>559638475
because people still say that they're waiting

Couple months later we are healed up and we've been practicing our fighting
>we both graduate and get handguns for protection, even a permit
>Taden jokes about finding those niggers and killing them
>we both already are gonna go to college and shit so we won't be seeing each other because different colleges
>"anon, you've been a great friend to me, the only reason I protected you that day was because you looked so weak and vulnerable I didn't want you to get your ass beat. You've proven yourself to me dude, thanks for everything, it's been a fuckin journey with you"
>I don't get teary and shit but feels are on overload
>hug it out and we both go hang at his dads gym
>it's after hours so only he is there probably cleaning equipment
>hear screaming and shit inside
>we both wonder what's going on, when it hits us
>see 3 previous niggers beating on tadens dad, reason was because that day taden had found the stabbing nigger and pummeled the black out of him
>tandens dad is bleeding so much and I feel so bad.
>he has stab wounds
>We both run in and we fight the niggers, they came in with knives and one had a gun.
>I realize I have a fucking gun and point it at them
"What are you gonna do bitch? You ain't gonna shoo-"
>I shoot him
>shoot all niggers in the stomach
>tanden disregards it and goes to his dad
>I call 911 and they bring the bloodied man to ambulance
>tanden in shock, isn't talking
>later get arrested both bc what happened, tanden refuses to comply and wants to see dad and he fights cops because he needs to go to hospital and see him
>tanden gets arrested for assault on cops and I get questioned and later I walk out free because it was self defense but I still have to go to trial for shooting niggers
>Tanden is fucking furious because hes still In a cell, snarling and punching at walls and screaming "let me the fuck out I NEED TO SEE MY DAD"
>Tells me to talk go visit his dad
>well he screams it but I immediately go to hospital
Cont

>>559638743
hurryt up

>>559638743
Should've shot them in the head.
Worthless ass fucking niggers.

>>559638743
Bump

Aww shieeet fucking niggers

Tanden or taden?

>taden finishes laughing
>looks at me with a more serious but gentle look than usual
>says to me, anon the doc said i only have 10 more min
>i look at taden
>he looks at me
>we both know whats going on
>i shut door and let nurse know i need to "talk" to him
>we look at each other again
>we start kissing
>kissing leads to grinding
>fuck.jpg i already came
>he laughed "you need to work on your stamina
>he dies
>i look at monitor
>oh shit
>cum all over mine and his gound
>im on top of him
>i get of
>jump out of window
>before i fall face down on street
>nigger catches me and rapes me to death
END

shit anon, i'm impressed

post moar

Type faster ape

>>559639148
10/10 ending your a good ghost

moaaaaaaaar

Faster. Ape. Type. You. Nigger. Man. Dude. Bro. Fuck. Ye

Someone screen that shiet.

>>559639148
Kekd

AYYY LMAO

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>>559639148
a true story of a prince

>>559639623
Archived it http://4archive.org/b/thread/559628107
But i must go now, you will continue

Bamp

>>559638743
bump

nigga, i'm lurking, but yis you take a while

*le bump*

Jesus christ finish already OP

>>559628107
Use your computer to type faster everyone will bump for you

>>559640570
this

bumpidy bump bump bump

>>559640570
that

>>559640570
This

el bumpo

Bumping this shit

>bitch nurse tells me I'm not allowed to see him bc he's in bad condition and I'm not family
>disregard what she said
>tell her if she doesn't fucking let me see tadens dad, I will sock her right in the lip
>takes me right away to see dad
>the moment I saw the man, I cried
>tubes everywhere and bandages, could barely see his face
>get a call on phone
>it's taden, the fuck?
>tells me dad was good friends with the chief and since this is a small town he let him "escape"
>basically he had to go back to the cell and whatever after but he said he was on his way
>surprised but nevertheless I try and talk to his dad
>he's not answering me
>"please wake up, please"
>he looks at me and says "son, you have the biggest fucking balls I've ever seen, please protect my son from doing some stupid shit if I do croak in this hospital"
>protect his son?
"You've grown into a mature man anon, don't ever let me down. Ever since that day at the gym when you practiced with taden, I knew you had potential."
>tanden rushes im
>apparently he told the nurse the same thing I told her
>talks to dad, he tells us he loves the both of us and that we've made him proud
>machine flatlines and I laughed for a second because I thought he was pullin a prank but the man was very weak in condition
>nurses are called and they try their best to resuscitate him
>I'm fucking pissing my pants and so is taden
>we are kicked out of the room and were anxious to see what's happening
>please don't die please

>>559641045
rip tadens dad

Inb4 dinosaur, fresh prince, really any bullshit endings.

>>559641045
Lol faggot he probably died xD

>>559641045
faster op, the suspense, oh god

>>559641045
next time, pre type this shit pls

Stay gold pony boy...

Why the fuck did Louis Armstrong start playing on my ipod after that last part

>>559641045
hurry up anon. I need my fix man. I need it

>>559641220
I second that.

>>559641276
Prepare for another 10minute wait

>>559641045
oh noes

Op if you don't hurry up I'll be forced to cum to singing else.

ITT things that didn't happen.

God damn hurry up

>>559641390
its not like we have somthing better to do so stop bitching

More and more similarities pilling up to never back down, it seems.

For anyone waiting for OP's slow ass, Enjoy this music while you wait/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFhbUCk5kw

Bumping again

>>559641589
I do! I could be sleeping right now faggot.

>>559641589
True, still have an hour until work

Fake gay and reported bullshit like this is cancer on my /b/

Hurry the fuck up

>>559641671
I'd much rather listen to Hotel California.
Thank you very much.

>>559628107
>be me

uh, no shit? Stop fucking saying this, we know you are you!

Number 9 is my jam right now

>>559641841
>being the one who fucks your mom

>>559641824
fuck the eagles

>>559641945
rekt

>>559641945
>Be me

>Taden screams for nurse and shit and they rush in really rapidly to try and save him
>I'm stuck there not being able to move, I'm honestly in shock and I didn't know what to do
>get pulled out by some nurse and left outside the room
>this can't be happening
>tanden is trying to get back inside but he can't
>nurses try To resuscitate him
>he's not breathing, fuck.
>the flatline noise is sickening, I vomit and almost pass out
>hear a little beep beep and the machine starts to work again
>no fucking way
>taden is the same like me now, paralyzed
>hear the beeps of the machine, this can't be, this never happens in the real world
>dad lives, he starts to breath but now were not allowed to see him, he needs rest
>makes a successful recovery and it's just amazing
Weeks later
>Taden and I admitted into college, we always bro it out and were gonna keep studying and boxing
> I got later acquitted of the shooting charges, ended up killing one nigger and the rest survived but they went to trial and sent to prison for attempted murder
>I get off scotch free and tadens also got free off the assault
>couple days later I went to a party and got laid surprisingly
>taden and I always visit his dad at the gym, dad is now packing heat just in case another jigaboo wants to fuck around and get smoked
>taden and I are now fit as fuck and great fighters, actually have a local match in a few hours
>wish me luck, I know taden is gonna need it.

>>559641962
I don't get into bands. Just individual songs, maybe three songs from one band at the most.
Maybe they do suck but I like the song.

http://www.ziporn.com/video/33503/emylia_argan_in_xxx_fucktory/

>>559641945
Go home newfag

>>559641824
Eddie Vedder> Billy Corgan> Everything else

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>>559641589
Could be waiting for other Slow faggots to be writing stories.

>>559642017
>one died
Good fucking riddance.

>>559642017
"Ding. Ding."

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>>559642017
good luck man.

>>559642017
Good story OP, kept me entertained, thanks.

Great story OP

>>559642017
Oh fuck that's almost like fight club holy fuck
>wish me luck, I know taden is gonna need it
OHHHH

Story is complete. I can now go to bed peacefully now. night fags.

Shitty ending, 7/10 story though, good luck /b/ro

>>559642017
i'm fucking proud of you for killing a shitskin good riddance

and hope you fuck some bitches up in the match, tell taden i said hi

Someone screencap this fucking story

>>559642017
pics man, we need pictures. good luck on that fight though.

>>559642017
good job!

>>559642323
This

>>559642294
Funny how he was bouncing through from Taden to Tanden all through the story lel

>>559642017
This is GREAT story btw OP. Can i go to sleep now?

>>559642017
Nice story, good luck OP

Lurked, worth sticking around

Good luck to you and Taden

goodluck OP

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I REQUIRE PICS

>>559642259
>being this re..
Oh, wait. Wtf Op?

>>559642259
I was thinking the same what with Taden and Tanden being two different personas of the same or something. Then I remembered OP is on an iPod.

Good story though OP.

>>559642017
For fucks sake is his name Taden or fucking Tandem?

>>559642017
Had to wait forever for the conclusion, I'm not disappointed. Good story, OP.

fucking 10/10

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>>559642707
Sorry autocorrect, it's taden

Post pics you faglord

Yo, done or not, cause op said he'd say don't. So I don't know whether to wait or not.

>>559642954
OH Yeah
>END

>>559642894
Yeah I thought so, good story anyway.

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>>559642954

>>559642954
Being this tired. Meant end, not don't.

>>559642954
This faggots

>>559635820

>inb4 it's not the end yet

CONT BC FUCK ITS NOT THE END WHEN ITS THE END ILL SAY END

>>559643026

fuck you op

good story tho

Good story.

>>559642017
Thanks and good luck OP. Come back amd regale us with match stories. And post to /sp/. /pol/ would probably want to here your story too

>>559628107
>after class I received some furious pounding up my ass feom James when we got home
tl;dr I love me some cock

Post pictures or forever be a lying piece of shit


"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

8/10

Thanks

>>559643419
Don't be an ass.

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>>559643519
Someones a newfag

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Great thread OP, fantastic, bravo.

Let us know when you write the book, and they make a movie out of your story.

I would see it more than once.

>>559642017
Good story m8

Great story, OP.

Have fun feelings doubt in the plausibility of this story since OP is a not-picture-posting faggot.

>>559643026
thanks for the story, OP

>>559643026

good story bro

>>559637201
>Sike
>Again

It's PSYCHE you fucking retard, there is no such god damn word as sike.

you made my day op, great story

>>559635562
Wow OP you're such a hero. A true zero to hero story. You sound so tough, I mean, those nigs didn't stand a chance against you! I bet no one fucks with you anymore!

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>>559643935
Fuck you nigger.

>>559642017
>scotch free

Actually it's 'scott free' and that ruined the whole story for me.

No j/k it good story. My favorite part was where the niggers got beaten or shot.

Best thread

Please don't be a rendition of a beta boys nigger hatred in some fantastical tale of body building and nigger killing

8/10 either way

OP couldn't make his mind up between Taden, Tanden and Tandem.

A rousing tale! Of heroism, of life, loss, and revenge!

Needs more thees and thous. 8/10

"The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>559642017
8/10 would watch if movie

>>559644097
>So many people have fucked it up that it's now just accepted, just like using "literally" for emphasis or "I could care less"

No, fuck that. It's fucking wrong, no matter how many people insist on doing it anyway.

Summary

>be beta fag
>nig fight
>make boxer bros
>do box
>be less beta
>nig fight 2.0
>dad nig fight
>nig killed
>tense hospital scene with dad cos of nig
>evrythin k
>niggers

Cool story bro. Bravo. Had me on my toes.

>>559629267
>"my name is taden,whats yours?"
Stopped reading. What a load of shit.

>>559642017

Good luck, OP
Today you were not a faggot.

>>559644996
TY dude

Too lazy to cap this, someone do it pls

>>559644589
in that case using gay to describe homosexuals is also wrong because it originally meant something else.

Summary

>nigga hate
>nigga get shot

>>559642017
10/10 story you stopped being a bitch killed a nigger got a bro and went to college.

>>559642017
that was cool OP. good luck!
now i can fucking sleep

>>559644996
thanks, but you should really do it in PNG dude, not JPG. unless there are a lot of pictures then you should do it in JPG 100 quality.

>>559644312
Holy shet be lol

>>559644439
Dis

Potato

>>559645438
A true merican story

Great story OP, good luck for the incoming fight

>>559645602
Where are the burgers?

>>559644996
Thank you anon

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>>559645484
MS paint isn't the greatest

>>559645668
They were shat out of the niggers anus when he was kill

>>559644630
yes feels like i saw this in every fighting movie ever
>Beta become friend with fighter
>Beta and fighter train with mentor
>Beta and fighter get str0nk
>Beta and fighter get into trouble
>Mentor dies
>Sick revenge
>All is k

>>559642017
Why don't you like whiskey?

ty OP

ty

>>559643026
don't worry op we'll pretend your story is real :)

>>559648570
Heaven go to sleep already you've been posting all fucking day in every fucking thread.

>>559648723
i am leejun :D

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>>559643026
Great story OP, kept me on my toes with your
slow-ass typing. A/5 makeitamovie!