beta here. here's my day >randomly get this huge confidence

Last bump faggot

BUMP m8

>>559603624
Bump for dinotopia

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>>559603624
>get up and turns my xbox on
>she suggests we watch sex drive
>go to sex drive and she lays in my bed and I lay next to her
>thereshopeformeyet.jpeg
>we watch the movie talking the entire time
>right before the amish scene I realized to get a move in a need to get back to the plan
>bring up the classes we had back in school
>say how i had the biggest crush on her back then
>she laughs
>"and i never really stopped"
>she laughs again

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>>559604689
i can see this going realllllyyyyy well. gotta be aggressive with women man, pic related

benis in bagina? :DDDDDdddddddddddd

>>559603624

Her cunt is amazing

Cringing intensifies

>>559603624
>>559604689

Ya see OP, this is why I just don't bother. Gotta... let the pussy come to you... Wizard secrets.

>>559604689
>in the plan that was supposed to work somehow idk
>she admits she crushed on me back in the day a little later after it got awkward
>i reposition myself to be laying down more comfortably
>she lays really closely right next to me
>puts her hand in between us, accidentally brushing my hand
>holyshitmakemymove
>get a boner
>move my hand that was close to hers
>realized i fucked up
>later on in the movie we have both kind of moved to the completely laying down looking at eachother talking while occasionally going out of our way to look at the movie
>running out of stuff to say fast
>dont know what to say
>theres a break in the convorsation
>i know i need to go for it now
>i watch the movie instead
>still laying closely together
> i literally accidentally hover arm her via some weird face to face spooning
>realize it looks like im considering putting my arm around her but hesitating
>i put my arm down
>think shit i should have just put it around her
>puts it around her
>i think shit is this weird
>goes back the the hover arming
>i think shit this IS weird
>i put my arm down again

I will follow this thread... Sounds familiar from years ago.

how do i upboat this thread?

Sauce on girl?

>>559606303
>i put my arm down again
fucking hell man

bumpin to keep alive

>>559606303

Oh God that indecisiveness.

Liv thred liv

I need this so bad OP
LET ME KNOW YOUR LIFE

I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

god damnit OP I need to know how this ends

Bump so thread doesn't die before OP delivers.

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i get ashamed when reading this. how can you be so un-self-concious ??? JUST PUT YOUR FUCKING ARM AROUND HER AND KISS HER YOU DUMBFUCK SHE WANTS IT

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Jesus christ

Beta is strong with this one.

Bump
Hurry op

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op pls

>>559606303

fuck where do i get that kind of courage

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Watch OP leave us hanging just to be a dick. And anyone got sauce on OPs pic?

>>559606303
Lol'd

Captcha: readjusted igrips

OP as fgt as allways.

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>>559607550
rilee marks - proximite

My body is ready for your moms spaghetti

>>559606303
>i put my arm down again
jesus christ op

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Bumpty

>>559606303
>i change positions entirely just to get out of the situation
>she just keeps going strong, not even acting like that was weird
>realize the plan was out the door if i get any it will have to fall on my lap
>not much later, she leans her head up against me
>realize she is literally giving me signs to make my move
>i dont know if i should hold her hand or put my arm around her or what
>i just sit there thinking with my hands together on my lap
>pretty sure i was even playing with my thumbs idk i was caught in my mind
>we're like this for awhile
>i never fucking move
>she lightly sighs and checks her phone and moves a half an inch away, just enough to not be leaning against me anymore
>we talk about our first kiss and stuff like that during this time
>i tell her my first kiss was when I walked somebody home
>she says hers was in the jungle gym when a boy said if she wanted it on the lips or the cheek
>was telling myself to ask her right there if she wanted it on the lips or the cheek
>the moment passes
>i fucked up again
>the thought stayed in my head
>movie progress, its the jail scene
>she says thats where ill end up
>then the female prison scene
>i say thats where she'll end up
>"for being a hooker"
>none of them were even hookers

>>559607987
OP is calm and ready to drop spaghetti

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>>559607987

>>559607987
spaghetti imminent

>>559607987
>>was telling myself to ask her right there if she wanted it on the lips or the cheek
God damn that would've been so smooth.

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>>559607987
>"for being a hooker"

FUCKING KEK

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>>559607987
it hurts to read your words op. you think too much, just do.

>>559606303
>>559606303
HAHAHA this is fucking hilarious

Dude just fucking kiss her. She wouldnt be laying with you in your bed if she didnt like you too. skip the gay chit chat

>>559608319
that shit wouldve been autistic as fuck

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No dinosaur in sight.
9/10 so far

op is trolling us. i hope he never reproduces in his live. how can you fuck up so hard?

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Jesus Christ, OP.

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>>559607987
>>"for being a hooker"
>>none of them were even hookers

>>559607987
SO much spaghetti fell out of your pockets.

>>559608546
fuck you heaven

>>559608364
Face Off Bitches!

>> 559608364

Honestly. Yeah. What's the worst that could happen?

>>559607867
sauce????

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>>559606994

>>559608980
New fag.

>>559606994
>not knowing auto update
>my fucking sides

>>559607987
protip: if you aren't autistic you can make jokes like that

>>559608701
This.

A girl does lies on your bed, nose to nose with you. She picks a movie with sex in the title. She tells you about her first kiss. She admits to previously having a crush on you.

HOW ARE YOU NOT KNEE DEEP IN CLUNGE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING AUTIST??

>>559609026
Hey there newfriend, it seems you missed the watermark in the corner.

There's your sauce, do your own fucking search.

>>559609162
Obviously.

>>559607987
>ohmanohgodwhatdidijustsay
>she laughs and said she would be a good hooker
>she slightly revives me a little
>"i dont know my dicks been dry the entire time"
>WHATAMISAYING
>she laughs
>i smile
>our faces.
>they were 5 inches away from eachother, if that
>she was looking at my lips
>i was like kiss her you fucking idiot
>KISS HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>turn my head to watch the movie
>its almost over
>we watch it till the end
>she stretches and says she doesnt want to leave
>i turn on another movie
>i lay back down
>faces still 5 inches apart
>talking about everything
>keep waiting for the perfect moment, which never comes
>i do end up putting my arm around her though
>but still not kissing for some reason
>after the show ends (it was like a half hour long) she says she should go
>im kicking myself
>"do you want me to walk you out?"
>she smiles and says yes like instantly, as if waiting for it
>i remember i told her my first kiss
>pressures on
>i walk her out to her car
>she stops behind it by me
>we talk for another minute or so
>"well, cya"
>does a 360 and walks away
seriously you guys what the fuck is wrong with me. now is it like does she think im not interested? did i blow it entirely or should i ask her out again? i think she had fun but all we did is like half snuggle and talk

>>559609282
he should be elbow-deep in pussy right now

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>>559609175
>use auto update
>updates thread that just 404'd
>can't finish reading it

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>>559609418
Try suicide.

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>>559607987
I'm stuck between rage and laughter AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL. Jesus Christ, OP!

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>>559609418
>>559609418
>KISS HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>turn my head to watch the movie
oh fuck i cant hold it.

Am I on /r9k/

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>>559609162
you poor soul, you done fucked up pretty big

>>559609418
>i think she had fun
You really are retarded.
To answer your question, yes you fucked up for good.

>>559609359
I don't know her fucking name you autistic nigger

>>559609418
Please be fake

Have you ever considered that you might be a faggot?

lmao ya fuckin blew it op

>>559609418
OP you fucking faggot.

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>>559609418
should have fucking kissed her
you had literally every opportunity

>week ago
>hit up girl i used to hook up with, like two years ago, haven'
>shoot the shit, catch up a little
>hey, let's get a drink, yeah?
>sure anon
>meet up, go out, get drunk
>everyone comes back
>slowly people start to leave, except this one big douche bro, me, and her friend
>bro says, "i'm gonna sleep on your couch, too drunk to leave"
>she texts me, don't leave, just play along
>she says, "you can't stay here, it's gonna be girls night, anon's taking off right after he fixes something for me"
>bro says, "ugh, okay"
>leaves
>her friend leaves
>me, "now what?"
>her, "come with me"
>and she proceeds to take me to her bedroom where i fuck her brains out

really, it's all about reading the situation properly.

and being really fucking hot. that helps a LOT.

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>>559609418
holy shit you autistic fucking retard she could not have wanted to get railed anymore than she did there.

>>559609418
Apologise. Tell her you have diagnosed social anxiety etc, shit happened too fast.

EXPLAIN TO HER YOU <DO> LIKE HER, BUT YOU'RE JUST SHY AS FUCK ALSO BETA

>>559609418
>"well, cya"
come on op

>>559609418
>does a 360 and walks away

Impressive.

>>559609418
You forgot the part where you went online to a bunch of autistic virgins your collosal fuck up.

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>>559609418
It's okay bro, I've fucked up like that. You may have blown it. Just stay in touch with her, try again.

>>559609418
>All this self-sabotage
Might as well post her picture, so we know what she looks like. You clearly are going nowhere with her.

Jesus fucking Christ

>>559609418
Autism speaks

>>559609893
this

>>559609975
most impressive

dropped the spaghetti just ask her to chill again and then say talk for like 10min and say "so last time we hung out there was something i really wanted to do but i was too much of a pussy." she will ask what and probably guess and you say "This" *kisses her* she will kill back and then about 10min later youre elbow deep in poon

>>559609738
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>>559609707
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>>559609617
im laughing at your reactions harder than im crying at the fact this just happened to me

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>>559609418
you blew it. she knows you're a pussy with no game.

she did not have fun. girls dont go to guys houses to have fun, they go to get their creb holes slammed

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ANY GIRL that comes over your house does not want to watch a movie, she has expectations of getting some sex.

>>559609893
this might work. she's obviously interested in you. >shy as fuck also beta
The truth will set you free.

>>559609418
bro.
bitches love to just be grabbed and kissed, especially with all those OBVIOUS signs. Even you know they were obvious. Next time let go of your beta inhibitions. shit this whole story just made me mad. I bet you could've got laid if you played your cards right.

>>559609418
OP this is the first time in a while I've posted and I have to ask one question. How was the spaghetti?

>>559609893
>hey can i have another shot ima fucking weirdo
>4 hours of movie watching was too fast for a kiss
>false hope
>still taking your bait

>>559609893
do i text her that right now? or the next time we hang out?? i was thinking about doing this actually

>>559609418
in that situation you just have to admit to her that you are super shy, that you like her a ton and want to make a move but are so shy that it is killing you.

>>559609418
don't listen to the faggots saying you're doomed. yeah you fucked up a lot. just gauge to see if she;s still interested in hanging out and stuff. most girls don't really care about a little spaghetti like this if they're interested. it's more if you do something absolutely retarded like saying she'd be a hooker or somet- oh wait..

>>559609678

Natalie Lust you faggot. Still with out name you could have found it pretty easilky if you even tried.

Plus it is a shit video, can't stand seeing this pink dangly bit pop in and out of her pussy as she gets fucked. It's fucking weird.

>>559610369
Stop thinking and just do it, you over think everything.
That is your main problem.

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>>559603624
if you're 'randomly' getting confidence boosts.
you may have a chemical imbalance.
have you ever been to one of those brain doctor queers?

>>559610369
Nah that's beta as fuck,

>>559609418

>does a 360 and walks away
moonwalk

>>559606303
kek

>>559609418
She prolly thinks you're the betaist faggot ever for not making a move.
I wouldn't have waited for you to make a move but that's just me.
She's probably still into you but very disappointed. Her pussy was prolly wet you fucktard.

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next time drop your inhibitions dude. You had plenty of opportunities and you even KNEW you had opportunities. Next time drop your inhibitions, when a grill is dropping hints like that just grab and kiss her. fuck.

>>559610369
just text her sorry i should have made a move i have real shyness problems and next time you see her in a romantic situation make a fuckign move christ op king of betaville,

>>559610369
next time if there is one take every chance and dont be a fucking autist

Go over to her house right now, apologize for being a massive queer, and kiss her.

>>559609418
Easy. Admit to her that you wanted to make a move during the movie(s) but was too nervous because, well, beta. She'll probably think it's funny or cute, don't worry bro just be honest. Chicks dig it when you don't try to lie to their face. Then ask her out and have a proper date or some shit because you would have shown some kind of balls there.

>>559609418
honestly OP, you didn't give her what she clearly wanted.
Wait for her to text you and act like that shit wasn't a big deal and she will be in the palm of your hand.
Just try to be less of a faggot from now on

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>>559609418
How could you possibly be so fucking beta!? If you kissed her that would've lost your goddamn beta virginity!

>>559610502
and fuck her of course

Mi day beat you all winnies over the place:

>Be me
>Fap to hetero and gay porn all day until go to work.
>Go to youtube and watch videos of children playing and getting massages.
>Get a boner of legendary proportions that no porn can overcome (not even the gay shit)
>Fap 3 times to youtube videos.
>Fuck Xvideos.com
>Looks like i have finded my new main page to fap. YOUTUBE

True story bro!

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i think it's safe to say that OP will nevere EVER fuck or gf

this is not beta. This is Delta tier

>>559610486
In that case I wont watch it. Thanks anyway faggot

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>>559609418
OP, I've done some autistic shit in my time too. I've learned that honesty is the best policy. Text her and just tell her that you were really afraid to make a move or something along those lines. Don't call her, don't overdo it. Ask if she wants to hang out again. You fucked up, but you can still pull this off.

>>559610476
hahahahhahaha i cant stop laughing at this. fuck me.
>>559610780
i dont know if i want to text her at 2:30 am saying sorry i was beta and called you a hooker but next time i see you ill kiss you
>>559610897
i really want to just tell her i wanted to make a move but couldnt but have no idea when the opportunity for that would arise

>>559609418
it's not over but you fucked so immensely that you will have to go full berserk mode next time. I suggest usage of GHB.

Also, are you underage ? From your behaviour you have to be virgin and b& material.

Since I kek'd reading this aspie shit, remembering how I did when I was 14, I'll give you an advice for the next one : when the occasion for kiss is there, why would you not go for it ? If she wants it, you'll know, if she doesn't, she'll make you know and you can still use GHB.

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>>559609418
OP I THOUGHT YOU WERE CONFIDENT. FUCKING MAKE A MOVE AND STOP TRYING TO BE ALL CUTE AND SHIT

>>559610369
Text it to her at some not-weird time, like right now.

Don't make the message too long, that's fucked up. Short, informative, apologative (is that even a word)

>>559611010

hey OP has 1. kissed a girl before 2. got a girl to come over to his house

this was pretty beta but not the worst I've seen

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OH MY GOD OP OH MY FUCKING GOD HELP I CANT UNREAD THIS

>>559611205
No do not ever text her. I've followed this rule of not texting girls I like, and it's worked well for me.

>>559610780
don't be a retard, if you say that you go straight into friendzone. play it cool, say you want to hang out again and stop waiting for some 'moment' and just fucking kiss her

>>559611235
apologetic

>>559610369
honestly OP, dont text her any of that gay shit.
Text her now if u want but only to meet up with her again.

In person tell her you think shes really pretty and that you were really nervous the other side because you like her and say you feel like you missed out on a moment you two had the other day watching movies.. then fucking pause and just stare into her eyes like a ma fuckin G. If she really did like you, she'll probably say nothing and stare back at you. move in for the kill or forever regret

>>559611098
No worries cunt

SOMEONE CAP THIS SHIT


to post on r/4chan of course

>>559611364
If you have to text (eg., to make arrangements etc), be very cut and short.

>>559610369
Text her, tell her you got nervous and fucked up, ask her to come over again tomorrow.
When she gets there, don't even say anything, the moment she walks in, kiss her, undress her, fuck her brains out.

>>559611205
>>559611235
>2:30
wait 'til next time she's probably free

OR TELL IT TO HER IN PERSON

IF SHE'S LIKE "OKAY BRUH"/LOOKS ALL HOTS FOR YOU ETC JUST ASK "DO YOU WANT IT ON THE LIPS OR THE CHEEK" RIGHT AFTER THAT

>>559610369
I highly doubt you'd get another chance but if by some miracle Moot decides to bless you with another chance don't be some beta faggot and fuck it up again. Just do, don't think. If she looks like she wants a kiss don't fucking hesitate or turn away like the faggot you were being, just go for it.

>>559609418
Without fail you gave me at least 2 anxiety attacks per post, so many fucking chances missed...

At this point you might as well be blunt

"Hey, I don't know what happened to me that day, it's not you aren't beautiful, it's just I had no fucking idea what I was doing."

>>559611209
19 & definitely not a virgin. Im usually not this beta at all but i guess ive just liked her from highschool, where i was much less confident and that brought out the spaghetti in me

>>559611235
you mean apologetic

>>559609852
and not over thinking things. which is what OP did, constantly think. just go with the flow, and no she didn't come to your house to just watch a god damn movie.

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>>559611205
Hey OP, actually something similar happened to me
But yeah.. i ended with my fingers in his fucking small pussy :3

>>559611901
His?

>>559609418
OP i posted earlier saying u should have just kissed her but then i remember i have been in your shoes before.

This girl came over and we watched movies and she fell asleep on my bed and i slept on the floor. This happend like 2 more times then i slept with her in the bed but didnt put my arm around her. Then next time i did put it around her and then kissed her when we woke up. This shit went on for like a week and then she texted me asking why we hadnt fucked yet. Aww yeaaa. Anyways i tryed banging her a few nights later on molly but i couldnt get hard and the whole thing was a disaster. But now that whore is now my girl friend and we have been together for like a year and a half. Anyways we talkeed about those first nights recently and said she thought i was just being polite and taking it slow but really i was nervous as fuck.

Oh but then i also slept in the bed with this other chick a couple years ago. I spent the night at her house and we would sleep in the same bed a bunch of times, and she knew i liked her. Well i never made a move, never put my arm around her, although i did kiss her a few times while we were drunk, she ended up hooking up with one of my best friends because he was way more confident and better at that shit.

I have actually had a shit load of beta moments similar to these

OP make a move dude! Invite the bitch over again and throw yourself onto her. not litterally but you know what i mean

>>559610369
There will be no next time... ever

Is this a YLYL??

>>559611516
capt

>>559611607
>>559611532
>>559611587
>>559611696
so it seems the consensus is text her telling her i just had too much spaghetti that day, but
>>559611485
makes a good point too. in person would be much better

>>559611730
It's okay, op, I feel you. I thought I was completely long done getting nervous around girls, until recently I've had a huge crush on a girl to the point where I sometimes find it hard to say proper sentences near her. It's getting worse with me when I'm around her, and it's a shit feeling. But there's always hope. At least there is for me because I haven't done anything yet that reeks of autism like you have lel

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>>559611205
PUA here. i dont know why i am trying to help u. you will probably fuck it all up

today say nothing about this "date". in 2 days time tell her to join u if she wants. Keep it friendly not romantic.

have beer ready and drink 2 pints before meeting her. offer her beer when she shows up. repeat exact like last time. dont fap for 2 days beforehand. this will make raise your testosterome. watch movie like The Doors. NO ROMANTIC SHIT

dont fuck her on 1st date. maximum get a bj. get your balls sucked too

>>559612114
seriously no dude you don't get it texting is the epitome of failure and betaness if you want this to be all fucked up and retarded never text her more than like a sentence.

>>559612026
English is not my native language
LOL

>>559610369
Don't do that OP. That's not only reinforcing your own incapacity to make a move, it's admitting to someone who gave you a hell of a shot at it that you're not worth it because you have to make silly-ass excuses to cover your own ass. If this girl was willing to give you that much of a chance, I think she'll be willing to do it again.

Get it out of your fucking head that you're a beta. Don't make some elaborate plan about how to conquer the girl, thoughts are worthless in situations where your heart and penis are throbbing.

I suggest you find an opportunity to apologize for your fuck up at some point, but don't dwell on it and move on. Gauge her receptivity and openness to communication and if she's still interested invite her over again. Whenever your mind weighs moving forward against the alternative, MAKE YOURSELF move forward. It will get easier as soon as you get passed those initial barriers (intimate cuddling, handholding) because it will boost your confidence.

>>559611485
dont do this op

>>559612223
>>559611730
Also, sorry if I write like a nigger, English is not my first language

>>559612236
kik instead bitches love that shit

I repeat:

Mi day beat you all winnies over the place:

>Be me
>Fap to hetero and gay porn all day until go to work.
>Go to youtube and watch videos of children playing and getting massages.
>Get a boner of legendary proportions that no porn can overcome (not even the gay shit)
>Fap 3 times to youtube videos.
>Fuck Xvideos.com
>Looks like i have finded my new main page to fap. YOUTUBE

True story bro!

>>559612367
>Also, sorry if I write like a nigger, English is not my first language

People always say this, but they write better than native speakers.

>>559612236
if you don't want this to be all fucked up and retarded*

If you really liked her you would've overcame betaness and gone for it. the only times ive been really indecisive was when i was on the fence about the girl

>>559610369
>>559610369
Dude please dont do this. Just text her tomorrow and ask her if she wants to hangout again. If you tell her that ur beta she is actually going to think your weird as fuck. Just make a move next time your with her.

>>559610431
>>559610780

Don't even try to make an excuse for it, that never entirely helps the problem at hand. Next time you see her, you can just casually say "Hey, I feel bad"
She'll ask "For what?"
Then go on saying "For not doing this" *Kiss* *Hug* Whichever you feel most comfortable with.
Then from there, fucking play it by ear, and MAKE THE FUCKING MOVES. lol

Also, >>559608319 Would have been sly as hell

>>559603624

OP, clearly you are a faggot and you should kill yourself. You fucked up, and you will keep fucking up for the rest of your life. End it now.

Fucking kiss her and say you wanted to do it the other night. Holy shit dude. Is this a fucking movie?

>>559609418
yo op ive done the same

just show interest and tell her YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AGAIN

THIS TIME ACTUALLY FUCING KISS HER YOU FAGGOT

>>559612236
This.

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>>559612517
My English is decent then? Good to know. Thanks

>>559609418
You could have got some pussy

>>559612743
so its you again heaven... we meet once again

>>559612114
Jesus fuckin christ...
Don't text her that shit, you idiot.
Call her up tomorrow, make plans to hang out again. If she's into you, she'll do it despite your spaghetti.
But do it quick and hang out with her again soon. Girls have a short attention span at that age. She'll move onto some other dude with less spaghetti in no time if you don't keep her attention.

>>559612580
this shit is fucking lame as hell.. if she tells anyone about you doing this you will get laughed at

>>559612751
I would have never known you weren't a native speaker if you hadn't mentioned it.

Beta story time about a douche I know.

Let's begin faggots:
>Let's call the douchebag Cole
>Cole is 21, socially awkward when it comes to women
>Cole is a kissless virgin, but claims he's had a bj/no strings attached
>if you knew the guy, he'd know he's lying right through his pearly whites
>be last summer
>Cole goes on a local float trip with our group of friends
>He decides to get as many high fives as possible as we float down the river
>the rest of us decide to join him because why the fuck not
>we pass by other rafts, drinking, high-fiving everyone
>Cole does completely fine with the males, but can't deal with the females
>my friends and I high-five girls no problem, and then there's Cole
>every time we pass by a girl on a raft, fugly ugly or hot and sexy, he freezes, even after the rest of us have high-fived her
>NIGNOG literally freezes with his hand in the air and just stares at them
>this happens with over ten girls
>each girl stares at him in horror, making sure to paddle away as quickly as possible
>and again, every time, Cole makes a "EEUUUHHH" mouse squeak as they row away
>its so loud the rest of us hear it

>>559612236
>texting is the epitome of failure and betaness
fuck bro you are bringing up some feels way too late in the night for me. i've been there with a dream girl.
>>559612114
i know i'm right. dont fucking text her that you're a pussy because then she has time to think, show her friends, blah blah all that shit.

you have to tell her in person so she cant misinterpret what you're saying to her. and when i said stare into her eyes, i dont mean stare for a while, all you need is her to look back into yours and find the twinkle in her eyes... then boom, kiss her

>>559609489

What thats not how it works fucking idiot
You dont get 404s with Auto Update

>>559603624
Let me break down this for you:
>Step one: look her in the eyes
>Step two: smile
>Step three: gently play with the hair near her ear
>Step four: lean and kiss her

It's also very important to not think about anything AT ALL while you're doing this.

>>559612751
Honestly, if you can figure out English to any degree with it not being your first language, I salute you, it's a completely fucked language with arbitrary rules.

>>559609418
Son, this is your last chance to fix it.

>>txt her up, (because youre a beta)
>>"hey anon, had a good time with you on blah blah night, would to take you out to dinner, Friday night, 7pm sound good?"

Pick her up, take her out for dinner, pay for that shit, take her back to yours for movie and kiss her.

Or drop her back at her place and kiss her

MAN THE FUCK UP SON.

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>>559610369

DON'T, apologize.

Straighten your shit out, and TAKE the fucking windows of opportunity when the Come!

"You regret the things that you didn't do, ten times more than the things that you've done."

"It is easier to ask for forgiveness, than it is to ask for permission."

OP I'm sorry but you're making me fucking mad

It's like watching a movie and yelling at the screen "KISS HER ALREADY YOU IDIOT"

next time you get a chance, if ever. just fucking count to 3 and do it. I PROMISE you will regret not doing it more than doing it

>>559613043
okay that makes a lot of sense. I'm going to text her tomorrow or in two days asking if she wants to hang out again, and then just take it from there. wait, when do I say that? Do i open with that??

>>559613193
What? English makes the most sense out of anything. Thats why everyone speaks it even if its not the normal language in their country.

>>559609418
Kill yourself, OP.

>>559613409
text her "hey baby u want sum fuk?"

really

>>559613409
Don't let /b/ tell you what to do son. Go take the initiative on your own. We've led you this far.

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>>559613409
OP see >>559611804 and >>559612243. Hopefully you learn something.

You can't think about every little damn thing, analyzing every detail. It's not a chess game. It's more like driving. So if you spend 10 minutes thinking about what to do, you are only screwing yourself over. Each second spent thinking is a second of you doing nothing. If you did that while driving, you'd run over some old cunt crossing the street with her groceries.

>>559613317
also say you were preoccupied with work, or some other vague problem

>>559610369

Don't tell her you have fucking issues. This girl is into you. Leave it a bit. Hope she texts first. Then ask her to hang out again. Put some cheeky thing about how this time will be better or something.

She is excited and wants a bit of intimacy. Not to be told the guy she fancies is a fucking autist.

>>559613409
"I'd a lot of fun last time watching a movie with you, i'd like to do it again wanna come today ? And this time i got a good movie"

>>559609418
were you molested as a child OP?

Because that is the only explanation as to why you are a faggot.

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>>559612980
Second Cole story:

>Cole starts working at the local mall at a seasonal roasted nut shop
>becomes friends with two girls there and falls for one of them within a week
>Girl A and Cole become a thing, hanging out all the time
>3 days into it, Cole texts me, "Now, I don't want to be rash, but I'm convinced I'm in love."
>He asks one of my buddies for sex advice
>Buddy hates Cole and says, "Kiss her neck, she'll love it."
>The next day, Cole comes nearly bawling to me
>He says he kissed girl a
>he even kissed her neck
>but she wanted to go further and he wasn't ready
>she started crying when he stopped in the middle of foreplay and said
>"I can't yet"
>girl A breaks it off with him, and doesn't speak to Cole for a few weeks
>Cole doesn't understand what the issue is, but proceeds to go after girl 2

(Cont in one moment)

>>559613409
OP okay seriously girls like it when you say what you want. You gotta be confident and straight up. Don't beat around the bush. Say "I think we should hang out some time again." Work from there.

>>559613621
She needs to put the cap back on that water before she spills it

>>559612243

This.

Also calling her a hooker was actually pretty funny. Don't worry about that shit. Most girls are up for a laugh and even a bit of piss take.

She will still be game. And most likely wanting it after that fucking tease. Hearing that the other person likes you more or is a nervous wreck is bad.

>>559614330
Also next time you see her, make it a point that she knows you are interested in her. It will be a giant waste of time in the end when she just says "we're just friends."
If she says any shit about being just friends, don't even talk to her lol, just move on.

>>559613409
it doesn't really matter, girls have low esteem. she might think it was her fault or something.

you hung out with her once.. and she wanted the d from your story assuming you didnt exaggerate.

if she says yes to hang out with you again... she clearly still wants the d.

girls dont go out with dudes they're not interested in twice.

be casual and not rehearsed. after you relax into the scene, meaning you play it cool and dont immediately bombard her with apologies for the other day, try to bring up the other day. be like... what did you think of [movie from yesterday] or what did you think about this part... its easy dude, you got this

>>559611205
go to sleep

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Never NEG a girl, thats PUA bullshit and it doesn't work.

The only way to rescue this situation is call her up and get a 2nd date. Don't ask for the date, state that you are going to date her again.

"I want to see you again, we're going out." See what I did? I stated the purpose and goal. I didn't form a question.

And at least hold her fucking hand next time.

>>559613439
No way, English is spoken in other countries because it's the dominant language of business and tourism. Learning English is sometimes even compared to being as hard as learning Chinese

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>>559609418
I wanted to slap the shit out of my screen at least 3 different times during this post.

7/10 OP would react again

>>559609418

"dicks been dry the entire time"

Fucks sake OP, you are beyond help

Eh, just hit her up again. but don't wait too long. most girls crave that temptatious shit and you get lowkey respect for not asspounding her that day. Especially if you actually like her and want to do more than said asspounding. plus if she asks just play it off as a first date respect thing

>>559614281

>Girl B/2 and Cole hit it off in no time flat
>however, the relationship becomes stagnant quickly
>they never kiss or touch
>girl B says "I miss my ex, can I stay the night, I feel unsafe"
>girl B might as well be retarded
>but Cole obeys her wish and allows her to stay the night
>not just one night, but a whole week
>he lets her have the bed
>instead of sleeping on the couch in the other room, he stays on the floor in his room
>under a blanket, he cries, while she sleeps soundly in his bed
>eventually girl B goes away, but is soon replaced by girl A
>girl a does the same exact thing to Cole that girl B did
>stays the night for nearly an entire week
>Cole's hot roommate just looks at him in pity, but doesn't care enough to help him out
>mfw he has one of the hottest girls I've seen as a roommate but cant tap it either
>roommate even prances around in just a towel after a shower, ignoring Cole completely

>>559612235
question.

while receiving bj, how do i let girl know the balls need attention?

>>559610369
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO COCK BLOCK YOURSELF

IF EVENS BY THE POWER OF /b/ AND THE ASCENDENTS WHO CAME BEFORE THY I COMMAND YOU TEXT HER YOU LOVE HER

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>>559615557

Wow; now *THAT'S just fucked.

>>559615684
shut the fuck up faggot
>>559615668
you're a faggot

>>559615668
>while receiving bj, how do i let girl know the balls need attention?

just tell her to lick your balls

>>559615557
this sounds fake as fuck

>>559609418
Thought I was on /r9k/ for a minute here

>>559615684
>you dont want me to cockblock myself
>you want me to text a girl i got spaghetti all over i love her after one "date"

girls dont even like that shit if it was a good date

>>559615959
you don't even deserve her op

>>559609418
haha dude watch the movie adaptation that just you
watch it with her thats how I made a move

>>559615920
I wish it were fake. I really wish it were. The dude spilled his heart out to me about it, but I honestly can't take the guy seriously when he says he might be in love after two - three days. He didn't even know her more than a week or two at that point.

>>559615668
Unless you've been together a while, you don't.

i know you guys already have no hope in me, but it's also worth mentioning that I knew she was dtf going into it. it wasnt even a "im scared of rejection" type of thing. it was full on knees weak, arms heavy, moms spaghetti

>>559615959
NO YOUR THREAD IS DILDOS SAY YOU LOVE HER

>sage

>>559615959
>girls dont even like that shit if it was a good date
That's why you are beta.
Don't tell her you love her, but tell her that you enjoyed your time with her and you WANT to have another time with her.

>>559616548
thats why you don't fucking deserve her OP
consider yourself luckier than a lottery winner if she gives you another chance

>>559610369
Oh pie, what you should have done was this.

>she tells you she was kissed by asking lips or cheeks
>ask her which one it was
>kiss her lips cuz that's where the alpha kissed

>>559616548
FUCK YOU OK TEXT HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU :
"I really enjoyed today and i want to have another good time with you"
AND YOU BETTER DO IT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING PUSSY BETA FAG I WOULD KILL TO BE IN YOUR POSITION, IM A FUCKING 21 KISSLESS VIRGIN NO FRIENDS NEET SO FUCKING DO IT NOW

>>559617204
ITS BEEN 2 HOURS SINCE SHE LEFT I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT RIGHT WHEN SHE LEFT BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU FAGGOTS ABOUT HOW BIG OF FAGGOT I WAS

>>559617204
CONFIRMED FOR EVENS

>>559616548
Stop wallowing in self-pity and trying to gain our sympathy and criticism. Refer to these constructive posts and get it into your head that you're going to succeed next time. Betas cease being betas when they gradually challenge themselves to work toward being more confident with girls. Not gonna happen overnight.

>>559615508
>>559614712
>>559614652
>>559614421
>>559614330
>>559613621
>>559612243

>>559617204
do not take this guys advice, he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about

Heaven here, i'm better than you.

>>559609418
She wanted the D... Even wanted to watch something else with you. Yeah you fucked up bad op.... Well you might always get a pity fuck when your 40 so there still might be hope for you some day.

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>>559607674
lol'd hard if that really was capatcha

>>559617356
DO IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA DOX YOU TAKE A PLANE AND KILL U

>>559617356
CONFIRMED
O V
R E
N
S

Fake and gay

>>559617501
U FUCKER YOU HAVE EVERYONE HERE TO SUPPORT YOU AND YOU STILL DONT DO SHIT FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU EVEN MAKE A THREAD AND ASK FOR ADVICE IF YOU DONT DO THEM

>>559607189
ah i miss her, i was hoping this was a gif

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>>559617915

If you don't know... do the right thing.

>>559609175
old habits die hard

>>559618168
nice

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>>559607987
>mfw op had the chance to be smooth as fuck and he pussed out because he's actually a scared little bitch.

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>>559608546
>implying it wouldn't work
you stupid little bitch.

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>>559608980
get good faggot.

>>559610742
THIS
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>>559603624
>>559606303
>>559607987
>>559609418
dude…..check first post i tagged, then check this:
>you kiss her
>rejects you, leaves
>you kiss her
>she holds it, keeps it going
>maybe even get laid

you literally had NOTHING to loose, if she was gone, I fucking PROMISE you she would come back and hang out again…where you totally try again…but you win this time.
why are you over thinking?
JUST DO IT, BE A MAN

>>559609418
You fucking stupid piece of shit. There is no hope for you.