Hey guys, I've heard you guys are pretty good with photoshop, is it possible to make me more alpha, I wanna send this pic to my gf
Here OP, just use me, you look like I did when I was 12
No need, OP is pretty fucking alpha enough
dont tell me 9gag actually trolled your faggot ass
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I miss the old wordfilters that would highlight PENIS and VAGINA, among other words.
There was also the great cleansing of 2007, which improved /b/ a lot. We need another great cleansing here
So what, you think your hot shit, motherfucker? Fuck you. If I were there i'd fucking kick your ass so hard you'd be fucking shitting your fucking teeth out while i'm goddamn laughing at you. You think your all cool with your faggy post and shit but you dont know SHIT about me, or anyone You "think" you somewhat understand. I'll fucking take you down you asshole. You think you can hide behind your computer and shit but when
I trace this shit and find your fat cheeto eating ass i'll be zigzagging at top speed with my fucking fist cocked back ready to launch you'll be goddamn sorry then you pickle gargle mammoth tits prick. fuck you
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor, and I have many a time participate in raids against the viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirty-score of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in mine eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plaine hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider thine position, fool. As I write this I am in the process of of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England, and they are tracking thine movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm/ The storm that destroys the unfortunate object thou hast referred to as thine life Thou art assurdely deceased, Knave. I can appear at any location at any time, and can end thy life in seventy-score
go ahead m8
Here OP, I transformed you from a faggot to a badass.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BEING POSTED EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING DAY! OP, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT; I'LL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN, BEAT YOUR ASS, CUT YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SERVE IT TO YOUR LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS, THEN WAIT FOR THEM TO MATURE JUST SO I CAN KILL THEM AS ADULTS JUST TO FURTHER ERADICATE YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTRY FROM THIS GOD FORSAKEN MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. FUCK YOU! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR POSTS AND FUCK YOUR REPOSTS AND FUCK YOUR SOUL AND FUCK YOUR MOM AND FUCK YOUR DAD AND FUCK YOUR GRANDMA AND FUCK YOUR EXISTENCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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Haters gonna say it's fake...
misused imbroglio and jocular
I think it's safe to say OP is crying his eyes out in his room while his dad is looking up porn. Mission accomplished!
He will reach it eventuallly
made this years ago upon request but the thread was deleted and I never gave it to the OP :^)
hahaha made me chuckle and only confirms you are the cancer here
The only sort of serious one here...
Sincerely, a photographer
12 hours in paint
I have a time machine