This is /b/ information Tango at time 1420. Runway in use 23.

Good afternoon, /b/ international airport is available for services.

No one wants to fly?

This is paper plane alpha zulu crossing airspace at 27.3 ft heading north-east with the wind

>>559502990
Paper plane alpha zulu, no traffic to affect you. Thank you for the call.

/b/ Tower, this is /pol/ airways 911. Aircraft type is Boeing 757, requesting startup to Kennedy International.

>>559503738
/pol/ airways 911, clear for start up. Since your destination is outside 4chan, we need to coordinate with the 4chan FIR. Come back to us when you are ready for taxi.

>>559504193
/pol/ airways 911, we are ready for taxi. Just had to calm down some arabic guys. Seems like they're flying for the first time, showing a kinda weird behaviour.

>>559504764
/pol/ airways 911, ehh roger. Taxi to holding point A1.

>>559505002
/pol/ airways 911, at holding point A1, ready for departure.

>>559505232
/pol/ airways 911, hold A1, after departure maintain runway heading until 5000 feet and contact 4chan FIR on 119.0. Squawk 1177 mode Charlie.

>>559505557
/pol/ airways 911, holding position, after departure maintain runway heading until 5000, contact 4chan FIR 119.0. Squawk 1177. Standing by for takeoff clearance.

Flight control, this is flight MH370 en route to Beijing. Please provide directions for flyover.

>>559506097
/pol/ airways 911 is correct backtrack runway 23, line up and wait. We are still waiting on your clearance from 4chan FIR.

>>559506204
MH370, /b/ tower. Squawk 4360.

*missile strike at /b/ international airport*

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>>559502223
that runway pisses me off...but ill play...
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND

>>559506372
/pol/ airways 911, backtrack runway 23, line up and wait.

>>559506097
>>559506372
/pol/ airways 911, we have your clearance. You are clear for take off, wind is 230 at 10 knots

>>559507061
/pol/ airways 911, cleared for takeoff runway 23, have a nice day.

>>559507339
Bye bye

>>559506204
MH370, we haven't heard back from you.

>>559506645
Roger that, set squawk to 4360.
*heading 50* *alt 23,000*

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Wild putin appears

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Euphoria flight 68 requesting permission to land and spread enlightenment to the sheeple. Pls respond, m'lady

>>559507980
MH370, radar contact 25 NM north west of /b/ international. Continue on your present heading and advise on any change in altitude.

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>>559506204

>>559508502
Euphoria flight 68, squawk 1177 Mode Charlie. What was you board of departure?

>>559508907
Maintaining present heading.

>>559509118
Hey, whats that down the...

*transponder signal lost*

>>559502223
your runway numbers are messed up...

>>559502223
>>559502223
Good afternoon, /b/ tower, Skyhawk five-five-one-eight-two is type Cessna one-seven-two, one-zero miles southwest with Tango, request touch and go.

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>>559509752

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>>559502223

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.

>>559510042
They seem fine to me

>>559510126
Skyhawk five-five-one-eight-two, good afternoon. Squawk 1177 mode Charlie, report downwind.

>>559510840
Squawk 1177, will report downwind, Skyhawk 55182.

>>559510372
Ghost Rider, squawk 4360. Pass your message.

/b/ Tower, Skyhawk 55182, we're... ah... we just saw a large explosion northeast of the field. Looks like lots of debris... possibly an airliner. There's a big smoke plume coming from over there now.

>>559510372
>Permission denied
Maverick: meh, im gonna do it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5u2D4zEPA

k

/b/ Tower, Skyhawk 55182 now on downwind for 23, runway appears obstructed by aircraft debris.

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>>559510372

No, Mav, this is not a good idea.

>>559511438
its our moms asshole

OP you dun goof'd.

For one thing, time is always stated as Zulu time. Also, wind direction is always to nearest 10 degrees. Visibility is always in statue miles.

>>559511992
laffed

Skyhawk 55182 would like to cancel touch-and-to intentions. Now flying southbound away from smoke plume. Would like to report reduced visibility near arrival end of 23 due to smoke.

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>>559511676

Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.

>>559511670
>>559512334
Skyhawk 55182, thank you for notifying, we just sent services to check it out.

>>559512608
Is 27 now accepting arrivals?

>>559511942
Not according to ICAO. Wind is 230 that was a mistake. Time stated on the ATIS is in zulu

>>559512842
OP is not American.

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>>559502223
Flight control, this is Captain Otto, we have a failure of engine one. Repeat, engine one failure. I will not be able to reach the airport. So I will try and sacrifice myself and this plane to prevent disaster. Over.

>>559512359
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpjl4XJ91xY

>>559512752
Skyhawk 55182, ehhh. Since you are flying a light aircraft you are clear for an arrival on runway 27. Services are taking care of the debris on runway 23. It should take long if you wish to wait. Which would you prefer?

>>559512842
>>559513256
Correction, it shouldn't take long. another few minutes probably

Good afternoon, /b/ Tower, Trans American two-zero-niner on the North Apron, request IFR clearance to Chicago-O'Hare.

>>559513256
Firetruck 123 reporting, planes can safelty land on debris on runaway 23, I think...

>>559513478
Will accept runway 27 for Skyhawk 55182.

>>559513627
Trans American two-zero-niner, clear for start up. We are coordinating with 4chan FIR for your international destination.

>>559513919
Roger that, over.

>>559513838
Skyhawk 55182, clear for approach runway 27, report final, number 1.

Firetruck 123 reporting, runaway 23 is on fir.. eh clear!

>>559514113
Cleared for approach runway 27, number 1, will report final, Skyhawk 55182.

SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND
SKYING SKYING, DO NOT RESPOND

/b/ tower, Penis110 of type Boink 777, 5 miles northwest from tango, request landing.

/g/ enterprise running arch linux requesting permission to land at B1. In immediate need of assistance with xorg reconfiguration.

Skyhawk 55182 on final.

/b/ tower, DO YOU COPY?, Penis110 of type Boink 777, 4 miles northwest from tango, request landing. Please respond.

>>559516004
Penis 110, good afternoon, squawk 0403, make straight in runway 27, cleared for the visual approach.

>>559515670
Skyhawk 55182, runway 27, cleared to land.

>>559515670
Skyhawk 55182, clear to land runway 27. Wind is 230 10 knots

>>559516432
>>559516454
Runway 27, cleared to land, copy winds, Skyhawk 55182.

>>559516246
/b/ tower, Penis 110 here, we spotted multiple planes heading in direction of Runway 27, is Runway 23 clear?

/b/ Tower, Trans American 209 still standing by for IFR clearance.

>>559516728
Negative, Penis 110, runway 23 is closed due to an incident. You are number 2 following a Cessna 172. Maintain 170 knots or slower, runway 27, cleared to land, wind 230 at 06.

>>559516728
Penis 110, runway 23 is now clear.
>>559516757
Trans American 209, taxi holding point A1

Skyhawk 55182 clear of runway 27 at B1, request taxi to FBO.

>>559517013
>>559517059
Firetruck 123 reporting, runaway 23 is on fir.. eh clear!

>>559516454
/b/ Tower, this is Cheap Kike Airways 199 requesting landing, over.

>>559517059
Roger, over.

>>559517165
Skyhawk 55182, clear for taxi

>>559502223
2 A 22 1 Sandra Niner Cessna 0 2 8 1 Echo 1 1 9.3 Do you copy

/b/ tower, Penis 110 here, someone else is on the radio, request landing, 1 mile from Tango

>>559517384
Cheap Kike Airways 199, sqawk 1177 mode Charlie. Pass your details

/b/ Tower, this is Cheap Kike Airways 199 requesting landing, over.

>>559517384
>>559517384
Cheap Kike Airways 199, /b/ Tower, please confirm intention to pay landing fees. Also need aircraft type and position.

>>559517597
Penis 110, clear to land runway 23, wind is 230 at 10 knots

>>559517403
Clear for taxi, 55182.

>>559517597
Penis 110, runway 27, you are cleared to land. Caution low visibility.

>>559517614
Err Rodger /b/ Tower we are currently 400 Miles northwest of /b/ International Airport. Requesting landing and taxi to the cheapest gate you have. Non-sand nigger terminal is appreciated, over.

>>559518037
Negative, negative, clear to land runway 23. Acknowledge, Penis 110

>>559517775
>>559518037
>>559518194
/b/ tower, we're spotting a huge inferno on runaway 23, will proceed landing.

>>559518115
Cheap Kike Airways 199, state type of aircraft. Are you for a VFR or IFR approach?

>>559518115
Cheap Kike Airways 199, cheapest gate is crater left by Malaysian 17 crash. Approximate cost nineteen dollars per hour. Cannot guarantee clear of sandniggers.

Squawk ident, please.

Command tower? this is Juliet Papa actual three fiver zero, 20 knots out, running low on fuel, asking permission to land

>>559518354
Runway two seven, cleared to land. TWO SEVEN.

Trans American 209 holding short runway 23, ready for takeoff.

>>559518354
Roger. Penis 110. Stay with OP, I am handling /b/ Tower

>>559518592
/b/ tower, penis 110 here, approaching TWO THREE, lowering altitude

>>559502223
This is CHEAPO092 transferred from FIR. fuel remaining estimated 78minutes. Request short approach. Over.

>>559518829
>watch what happens when I set the ILS localizer to negative 100 feet

>>559518742
Trans American 209, hold A1, after departure maintain runway heading until 5000 feet and contact 4chan FIR on 119.0 they are expecting.

/b/ tower, Penis 110 here, smoke on TWO THREE disables sight, ILS localizer seems broken, will land manual in approx. one minute

>>559518519
>>559502223
/b/ info Tango, come in? Juliet Papa 69 here, flying airbus actual 350, running low on fuel, 20 clicks out, circling above the outskirts now. we only have fuel for 15 more minutes

>>559518850
CHEAPO092, Squawk 1177 mode charie.

>>559519347
We have a lock on the target.

>>559502223
>Oh shit son your fucking with an air traffic controller today!

/b/ tower, Raptor 11 is inbound to the east with information UNIFORM. Request Overhead pattern and clearance for option approach

>>559519347
Missile lock on Penis 110. Firing SAM.

/b/, This is Mr.Skeltal773, gyro stabilizers are currently broken, losing altitude at a rapid rate, 2 clicks out, clear for an emergency landing?

/b/ tower, Penis 110 here, just evaded a SAM missile, will now land on runway 23 debris.

>>559519789
Now firing Fleshlight Mk I missile at Penis 110

/b/ tower, Penis 110 here MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

/b/ tower, firetruck 123 reporting, Ehmm.. Two Three wasn't as clear as I thought, also a missile just flew over and hit a school bus.

>>559519374
/b/ tower, Sitrep? we have fuel left for one more round above the neighbourhood 20 clicks E-SE bearing 150 from your location, permmission to land ASAP?

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/b/ ground, Cherokee 44055 is parked at the North Apron, requesting taxi for a VFR departure to the south with information Tango.

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Red 6 reporting in

>>559519443
Understood. 1177 mode charlie, set. Is 23 clear?

>>559520443
Cherokee 44055, clear for startup.

>>559502223
Tower this is OP Is a Fag 1776 at the apron with Tango ready for taxi IFR to Twin Towers International.

>>559520443
Cherokee 44055, this is /b/ tower, you're clear to taxi to holding point A1

>>559520645
Affirm, 23 is clear.

>>559520793
Cherokee 055, taxi to and hold short of point A1.

>>559520710
>>559520320
/b/ tower, this is Juliet Papa six niner, we have no fuel left and coming in from the south east, landing at TWO THREE one way or another, ready the firetrucks, I repeat Airbus Alpha three fiver zero Xray Whiskey Bravo coming in to lane TWO THREE ready the firetrucks

>>559520954
Cherokee 055, /b/ tower is calling, runaway 23 seems 'clear' to takeoff.

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this thread is nice
thanks op

>>559520714
Tower how do you read OPFG1776?

>>559521117
Sorry about that, clear to land, vacate A1

>>559521208
Cleared for takeoff runway 23.

>>559520908
Permission to land on 23 ALT and SPD ok.

>>559521409
Roger, hold on, this is going to be a rough landing.

>>559521409
>>559521553
>>559521654
CONTROL!? I see planes taking off from TWO THREE, can I get info on that, we're close to your position, 5 clicks to go

>>559521357
You stupid fuckin' cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQlJYE-oxJc#t=31

>>559521984
Continue approach, Traffic taking off and heading in your opposite direction.

>>559521984
/b/ tower, you didn't notice the two burning planes on top of each other and the schoolbus that got bit by a missile, you got permission to land on 23, everything is under control

>>559521553
Cherokee 255, cleared for takeoff runway 23, have a nice day.

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>>559522309
Leaking fuel, repeat, leaking fuel, everyone is unharmed

>>559521759
Juliet Papa six niner, do you copy, do you copy. Please respond!!!

>>559522849
this is Juliet Papa 69, Copilot. Pilot is KIA, plane came to a full stop, passengers seem to be unharmed, Evacuation procedure is a go

>>559523110
scratch that last, passengers are panicking, doors won't open, s-smoke in t-t s-s-smoke in cab-b-n can't b-b-br... s h-h-hlp

>>559523110
Juliet Papa 69, /b/ tower here, please cancel evacuation procedure, planes are landing on two three

>>559523636
*static radio noise with people screaming on the background*

>>559511992
the comedy here is jim carrey x 3 michael cera.

>>559523914
/b/ tower here, runway 23 clear, ready for takeoffs.

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>>559524257

Juliet Papa 69 copilot again, sorry about that I was watching a movie and the radio was on the whole time, we're currently awaiting takeoff at the gate, standard procedure, sorry for the inconvenience of the movie being broadcasted over the radio

>>559502223

Ground, Rampage two-by Typhoons, start 1010.