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Sup /b/... So I am the fat dickless jewfro fuck in these photos here. I posted a picture yesterday and a bunch of people recognized me and requested that I make an ask me anything thread so here it goes.

Ask me anything.

I can post a pic with timestamp if this thread goes anywhere or I am asked. So let's begin...
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where is your dick
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>>559457319

It's hidden in my large amount of fat in located around my pubic region.

Otherwise known as a FUPA.
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what the fuck is going on in here
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which of your roommates do you most want to have sex with?
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>>559457447

I think the post was pretty self explanatory.

If you mean the picture, well, we all got loaded on crystal and heroin and proceeded to fuck around with one another.
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>>559457135
Hi, I'm a huge fan. Can you just explain how the events in he pic came about? You guys all look high out of your mind. What is your relation to the girl, does she browse 4chan as well? Have any of you fucked her? Was it awkward after the events of the pic? Did you guys do any other interesting things, possibly off camera? Thank you NoDickJewFroFatFaggotFuck.
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>>559457135
Timestamp now
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>>559457565
How can you fuck around when your penis is the size of a tictac?

Post pic with timestamp faggot then you will have our attention
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>>559457561

The chick. Who's name I will not give out. However, we have exchanged oral activities so far and she has recently started doing porn and has some more shoots scheduled.
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why?
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>>559457135
Pic with timestamp please, anon.
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>>559457135
Timestamp before anything.
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>>559457135
would you ever do butt stuff?
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we need proof timestamp now
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>>559457743

she looks like a holacaust victim bro, 3/10
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>>559457723
>>559457729

My penis is not too bad when erect actually...

Here's a timestamp, starting the morning off with a nice bowl of crystal.
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>>559458185
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>>559458185
enjoy dying.
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>>559458185
Where you at? Need a new hook for that stuff, just moved.
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>>559458185
Why does heroin change your eyes from blue to brown?
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>>559458185
daymn nigga, and I only thought you were drunk
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>>559458185
jesus op why the fuck do you smoke meth and pop heroin
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>>559457135
why didnt u fuck her?
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How do you manage to associate yourself perfectly with the definition of Aspergers?
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how the fuck are you fat if you've been smoking meth?
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>>559458185
welp
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>>559458160
>she looks like a holacaust victim
>>559458185
srsly though, have you considered suicide? i dont knw what else i could do if i would be the huge faggot you are
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>>559458312

Nor-Cal

>>559458376

Idk... lighting?

>>559458378

Yeah right... add about 4-5 more substances

>>559458389

Because it feels good... why the fuck else?
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>>559458185
Tell us about the context of the photo. Why werent any of those guys hard? Didn't you fuck her after it was taken?
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>>559458185
Can you give us an erect pic? Can you even get hard on crystal? Also, links to the girls porn?
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>>559458413
>why didnt u fuck her?

Because OP is the dickless fatboy you idiot. He even said so in the post.
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>>559458185
OP seems like a pretty cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything
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do you all still live together?
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>mfw OP is actually a fag
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>>559458535
Nice. I'm in the Long Beach area often enough. I get prescribed oxy and fentanyl every month. Life is horrible without drugs, am I right?
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Post erect penis, for science.
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Im really jealous of OPs ability to not give a single fuck
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>>559458502

Uh.. I eat a lot... lazy as fuck

>>559458506

Yeah I've thought about suicide, but then I took shot up some god damn heroin and realized life wasn't so bad with a little help.

>>559458538

None of us were hard because we all had been doing an insane level of drugs, which included Klonopin/Xanax/Alcohol/Methamphetamine/Marijuana/Heroin.

The idea for fucking around like this came after the meth... yeah... not even once

>>559458548

I can get hard on crystal alone sure, I will try and take a pic for you. Also Idk her porn agency or shit yet, but I will ask her and get that shit for you guys.
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>>559458185
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>>559458535
that shit fucks you up inside and out though, and since you start off the morning with it i can assume your a chronic user.
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>>559458185
Posting a pic of yourself with timestamp on 4chan.
Nice way to ruin your life faggot.
Good luck looking for a job you twat.
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>>559458930
Haven't you ever wanted to get out of drugs?

I mean, I sure smoke weed or get drunk as hell with friends, son, but you're in a whole upper level
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>>559458952
Look at him. He was never going to find work anyway.
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what am I reading?
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>>559458185
what's the chances of getting a recreation of previous events?
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>>559458952
>taking meth
>looking for a job
>lol
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where is grill

lurking for potential lulz
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>>559458502
pro tip: meth is not like you know it from tv
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Has anybody seen Requiem?
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>>559459240
i was thinking along the same lines
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hows it feel being a jew?
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>>559458185

what state you live?

can you link us to your friends porn?
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>>559458952
>>559459123

Actually I am employed believe it or not. I don't get high at work. All is well at my job.

>>559459112

Nah, drugs are the shit man. Why get out of something that only enhances your boring normal fucking life? If I pay for it in the end, idgaf, had fun. I'de rather live this way than be stuck behind some fucking desk punching numbers and going home to some gold digging cunt of a wife and my 2.5 kids.
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>>559458185
Who's the girl and why the fuck would you pose like that? Chompin' on sum dik.
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>>559457135
Why does everyone else look like they are having fun and you look like you were just prematurely pulled out of a Nazi oven?
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>>559459321
I can see that poor girl double dildoing already
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>>559458185

I've never sked this before, but prove it. Post a boner.
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Where are your friends and are they also degenerates?
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>>559459440
>my 2.5 kids

lel'd

Drugs have made you rationalize in a very good way.
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>>559457135
I guess you could say that gingerjewfro is dickless but he has balls.
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post some more pics
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Got more hot pics from that night for us fags?
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>>559457135
>>559457135
Whats your philosophy on life?
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>>559459164

Pretty high probably in the near future.

>>559459364

I'm half Jewish half German kek. feels good man

>>559459428

California, and no I can't link you her porn yet, I need to ask her where to find that shit, she has only done 1 shoot, but is scheduled for more.

>>559459453

Girl is a good friend of mine, and we posed like that because we were really fucked up and didn't give a shit.
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>>559459440
as a guy who sits behind a desk punching numbers who goes home to his gold digging wife and 2 spoiled kids I can say the feeling is mutual. meaning I wouldn't want to be you either, friendo.
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>>559457135
OKAY OP HERE IS THE REAL QUESTION. WHO WAS TAKING THE PICS?!
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>>559457135
Requesting for op to officially name himself

>>559457704
>NoDickJewFroFatFaggotFuck.
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>>559457135
where are you from?
how did you guys end up being naked?
this a regular thing or what?
I just don't get it, but your life seems fun
(apart from those class A drugs wtf OP)
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>>559459440
Holy shit. Imagine if this fucking guy is actually employed.

What are all the chronic jobless faggots doing wrong then?
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>>559458185
>My penis is not too bad when erect actually...
tfw he has a giant horse dick that slides out leaving him with a 28" waist when erect...
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>>559459440
>I'de rather live this way than be stuck behind some fucking desk punching numbers and going home to some gold digging cunt of a wife and my 2.5 kids.

This way meaning being a fat fuck who needs to get a hit to function whose idea of a good time is posting pictures of his limp dick on 4chan
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This thread is gold
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>>559459731
Didn't stop to think about it, nice one.
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>>559459731
This.
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did they get it on or what
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>>559459440
>>559459785
There's a difference between having a job and being truly employed.
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>>559459696
I sit behind a desk punching numbers so that I can spoil my gold digging wife and 3 kids (and self). Feelsgoodman.
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Epic bread
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>>559457135
>Sup /b/... So I am the fat dickless jewfro fuck in these photos here.

Fucking I hadn't even looked at the pictures yet and I already lost my sides.
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>>559459686
What's your favourite drug and why? Least favourite and why?
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>>559459686
I didn't realise Judaism was a race.
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do you even lift?
hows it feel looking like shit
with a small dick
knowing you do not appeal to females?
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who took pics?
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>>559459731

we swapped the camera around

>>559459775

From california, we got naked cuz meth+heroin makes you really hot and initially we wanted to cool down but it escalated from there. Kinda a regular thing yeah.
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>>559458185
What happened to one of the guys in the pic? he disappears in some frames and another comes in..then the other guy leaves and the first guy comes back?
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can we see you with an erection
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Post a clothed pic of the chick for proof
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>>559460071
of course it is, what did you think?
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Holy shit this thread is awesome.
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>>559459686
>I'm half Jewish half German kek. feels good man
Nur weil dein Papa Deutscher ist bist du nicht "Halbdeutsch".

Always those americans calling out their racial background. If you are born and raised as an American, you are one.

Meth- und Heroinabhängige werden bei uns erschossen.
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>>559458185
wow this is so sad

the original picture made me think of a group of friends getting drunk and having orgies, made me abit jelly but still happy for you

anyway, you say you work, what do you work with?
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>>559460147
Dude you literally have no penis in that picture.
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>>559459686
Well, ask her now!
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http://foolatv.bandcamp.com/

alt. rawk.
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>>559460147
Ok that photo was too much for me, kthxbye

Am I the only one that cringes hard on heroin injection?
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>>559458185
I can smell you. It's not nice. What are the chances that you might OD today and rid the world of your filthy, dickless body?
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>>559460147
Fuck yea /b/ro. Id definately come to cali if i knew i was meeting people out there that live like this
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>>559458185

Holy shit it's actually him.


OP; Please tell us about the worst coming down you've ever had. Like a morning where you felt like complete and utter shit.
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your dick area is super weird, no wonder you need all those drugs
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>>559460147

POST A BONER

you said your dick isnt bad
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>>559460256
chill brudi
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sharpie in pooper
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>>559460147
thats one of the saddest pictures i saw in along time
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>>559460147
nigger get those fuckers over to you and take a group photo the people demand it!
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>>559458185

Post Boner.
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>>559460314
No, that shit makes me feel sick
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pics from the oral action plz
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>>559460147
when you say escalated your guys ever fuck each other or is boner impossibru ?
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>>559460147
This picture summs /b/ pretty well.
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so which ones are blood related?
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Have you ever measured your dick?
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post boner
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>>559460147
What the FUCK was the buttplug for?
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>>559457135
Show us your dick, and more of that girl if possible
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>>559460314
same here. Go die fat dickless heroin jew.
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amazing
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

also captcha:
>she mail
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Quality questions gentleman.

Hey OP, why meth over other drugs, fully functional 9-5er who does a ton of coke and psychedelics asking.
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>>559457135
How did they not pop a boner when sandwiching that sexy girl?
Are they all faggots?
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>>559460147
You know what, from first looks, you seem like a total faggot, but from the things you've said, you seem like a pretty cool guy
You keep showing the world how to not give a fuck /b/ro.
Never let them take your dreams.
Or your drugs
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ITT: people who never had fun
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>>559460581
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this is like the most epic thread on /b/ in a long long time! And by long I mean this summer, since I too am a summer faggot, old chap!

Captcha: ineedsag Mary
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>>559460912
are you fucking twelve, everyone is high off their fucking minds
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Here's a partial woody for you faggots.

Best I could do, not really in the mood right now.
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>>559460882
About three-fiddy
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>>559460147
YOU HAVE NO DICK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>559460147
Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca. Kanjee teh droid.
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>>559461042
So what are we supposed to call you in the legends of /b/?
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>>559461028
obviously you aren't witnessing this >>559443464
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>>559461042
looks normal to me

the fat made it look invisible

also for a sec i thought you ppl where russians
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>>559461042
nice bro, not too bad

7/10 would probably suck
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>>559461042
Holy fuck you were right, you don't have a micro-penis, it's just that you're a fucking lardass.
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>>559461042
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Holy shit op, how old are you? Help yurself get off the drugs nao! trust
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>>559461042
That's not bad dude
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>>559461113
>NoDickJewFroFatFaggotFuck.

Think it's been established.
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>>559457135
OP, why do you post this shit? Why do you want to be known as the nodickherometh guy in your neighboorhood/family/school/work whatever. I mean even if it´s little, there is a chance that ppl that know you will find your shitty post. I don´t know anybody who would do that, so to me it´s obvious that your not serious at all. Your staging all that shit what would explain the fact of "nobonerism" for example. You´re doing this to be cool or something. So you can show your "friends" how you´re fooling /b/. I mean, even if you look like that, I don´t really believe that you´re just taking autism to a new level. Prove me wrong!
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>>559460147

>No tracks on other arm.

>le bruise on belly

>OP is fatfuck

It's a syringe for insulin.

OP is Diabeetus.
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>>559457135
I want to be like you when i grow up OP
Seriously am not even joking.
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>>559459487
seen that irl its hot & depressing at the same time
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>>559461172
I want tits if girl
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>>559461264
>Ring on ring finger
>Does porn
>Wat
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>>559457135
THERE ARE FOUR DIFFERENT GUYS IN THAT SET OF PICTURES, ONE WITH GUAGES, ONE WITH A WEIRD BEARD, ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ADAM LANZA FROM THE FRONT, AND THEN YOUR FAT ASS. WTF
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I'm likely fatter than you and even I probably have a bigger dick than you do.
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>>559460730
Are you unable to extrapolate a purpose for yourself?
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>>559461264
WHY DOESN'T THAT HUMAN IN THE BACKGROUND HAVE GENITALS
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>>559458952
Heroin Meth Crack addicted, oh boy, you posted a picture
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>>559461264
i went on a week long meth binge once.

worst experience of my life. at least do something fun like molly.
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>>559461398
They did seem like they were doing it for the money only?
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>>559461310
I second this
All hail...
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>>559461264
Where did all the pussy hair go?
Also 6/10, would fuck
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OP; Please tell us about the worst coming down you've ever had. Like a morning where you felt like complete and utter shit.
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>>559461285

yeah man, it's all a big scam..
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Am i the only one that notice the incredible large nose to one of the guys?
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>>559458185
lel i first i wanted to write fuck dont do meth then i realized some people are made for that shit and getting wrecked by it
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>>559461264
So what's the story with this girl?

She's easily a 6/10 and could scrub up to a 7 or 8 with effort.

Why the fuck does she root Beta, Betaer, and Betaest?
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>>559461587
What money?
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Why you trashing him seriosuly? He probably have more fun than you will ever have in your life. You're just here, alone in your room, your fatass on the chair when he his with his bro' and having a fucking trip.
>>559457135
Keep going dude. You know how to have fun.
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>>559461285
If this is all staged, they're very good at doing it really. I mean, naked 6-7/10 girl in front of you, no boners at all, the look destroyed as hell, there even was a timestamp
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>>559461724
Think she wanted to be a pornstar
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How old are you?
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Show us a pic from your kitchen please.
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>>559461264
Hi OP, /fit/ here, have you ever considered losing any of that weight? Your stretch marks offend me.
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>>559461150
what's with all these golden threads today
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>>559461778
No doubt, /b/ro. Looks like a blast.
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>>559461613

She decided to shave at that point in time.. Idk why, probably the meth...

>>559461642

6 days no sleep on a meth binge, went to a rave on the 4th day, did a shitload of MDMA... then on the 6th day ran out of ice and crashed so god damn hard. Luckily I had a shitload of Xanax and Klonopin to ease me through it.
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>>559461667

They're all jews. What do you expect?
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>>559458185
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>>559461778
>implying implications
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>>559461285
You're fucking retarded. It's pretty obvious the dude just doesn't give a fuck.
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>>559461264

its ok you dont have to feel sad about it anymore, as usual necessity is the mother of invention, pic related.

but here is my question.

when you ancestors came out of the potato famine (like all gingers did) and sacrificed their descendants penises for a turnip (as was done to you) bid they ever consider that even to this day testicles are used as pouches?

thus my question, if your scrotum was removed and used for a pouch, what would you want to have carried in it by its new owner?
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>>559457135
You look like Andre the Giant
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>>559461932

hoooollyy shit, I can't believe this shit actually happened. Fuck me, that must've been aweful as fuck
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>>559462051

forgot pic, look into it, good invention.
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did op ever get laid
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>>559461932
Did you guys play tic tac toe with razor blades on both of that guy's arms?
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>>559461264
pls post moar pix

?
? ?
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>>559461932
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>>559461778
sure man, sure, whatever makes you sleep at night. The guys is trash but it's hilarious
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>>559461808
That doesn't answer my question.

How does fucking these three specimens help her in that quest?

Being willing to fuck them shows she has the attitude for it, but that's not a reason to fucking do it.
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>>559461932
I feel like a total piece of shit for being on Klonopin thanks to you, fat little dick junkie jew bastard.
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>>559461875

I gained weight extremely rapidly when I hit puberty, I eventually got almost to 400lbs.

I am now down to 270. Thanks to work and meth probably. I don't work out at all.

Sorry bout those stretch marks buddy. Guess you'll just have to stay offended. Cuz they're kinda staying around for a while.
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>>559461932
how did you live through that holy fuck
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>>559462226
Prostitute or high on drugs. Who the fuck cares?
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>>559462226
Access to drugs
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>>559462252
270 and you can't even see your dick while flaccid? Holy fuck, I'm easily 100+ lbs heavier than you and can STILL see my dick flaccid.
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OP bring us more picks of the grill or we'll cut the rest of your dick off
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>>559462252
THEY REALLY DID IT

Got inspired by Requiem, didn't you?
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>>559462442
Wait, you are not suggesting that PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT IN EVERY ASPECT? OH LAWD
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>>559462064
>anybody want a peanut?
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>>559462442
Different body types, nigger
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>>559462442
He's probably short.

I'm 6'7" 240 lbs. barely any body fat.
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Is someone saving these?
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>>559462513
That movie inspired me not to do this shit
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>>559462513

Yes lol... we all love that movie, as well as Trainspotting

>>559462486

Don't have too many more but here you go.
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>>559457390
FUPA mentioned
this thead is seriously nuts
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>>559462442
Being on drugs can shrivel your dick. And he was on a lot.
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OP is a pretty cool guy. Eh post pics of nodick and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>559459981
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>>559462757
And aren't you afraid of ending that way?
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>>559462757
That ICP tattoo is worse than you not having a dick/jew/fat
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What for job do you have, what do you parents think about it..?
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>>559462832
Look at this thread. They are already at the bottom, might as well enjoy what's left
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>>559462442
Im so jealous of you, you gross fucking fat piece of shit. 370 pounds is an insane amount for one person. Its really off the fucking charts man.
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>>559462757
Congratulations OP, you are one of the greasiest mother fuckers on the planet.
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serious question, you guys ever fucked that grill or not?
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>>559461019
Kek

>>559461042
Not bad OP. I have advice if you want to get a bit more /fit/.

>Continue meth use
>one week of meth, one without.
>week on meth: EXCERCISE LIKE CRAZY
>week off: EAT LIKE THE FAT PIG YOU ARE, AND EXCERCISE LIKE A MADMAN!!!
>Repeat process untill fit as fuck or dead.

Have fun OP. Don't be a faggot.
Also I wouldn't be surprised if you lost your job soon. What with pics of you doing hard drugs, posted on /b/. With proof that it's you.

/b/ is filled with assholes, they'll be more than happy to get your ass fired.

>inb4 personal army
Fuck that. /b/tards just like to fuck around.

Altough you are so fucking legendary already that I reckon that you'll be safe.
And that someone will be fapping to the pics of you.
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>>559462326
>>559462417
That'll have to do, I'm not getting an explanation from OP beyond his initial "she wants to be a porn star" statement.

>>559462757
Those movies weren't how to guides.

Oh well, live fast die young leave a hideous corpse.
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>>559462948
they probably all have aids from the needle too sick fucks
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Is /b/ back? This is a decent thread.
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>>559462757
did you bang the girl or what ?
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>>559462948
>slim chick hanging naked and drug-fucked around ugly-beta-jews
>not a juggalette

I know it's not 2005 any more but still stands to reason being the first guess.
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Hey OP

I think you're doing the right thing. If you can handle it (some ppl can), have the opportunity... and stay on the good side of drugs: good on you.

Soak it up, Hunter S Thompson-style.

I've never done heroin or meth, but most other drugs. I handled it well, but then... responsibility, children... etc.

I miss the days. I sneak out and do some MDMA now and then, but other than that, I'm a boring fucking grownup.

tl;dr: Stay away from the light, Puffy.
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>>559462832
Doesn't have to
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>>559460147
medfag. why do you have a fake needle in this picture
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Did u fuck the girl or not ?
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>>559462994
It saddens me a bit. Too much empathy to stand these kinds of things.
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>>559462832

Not really, not afraid of much. Probably all the Benzos that make me not give a fuck.

>>559462948

I know right...

>>559462989

I have a furniture installation job like for big office buildings and shit, I build cubicles and such. Uhh and my parents, my mom is long gone, and my Dad is a fucking drunk who couldn't care less about what I do.
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tell u what. at least u had the sense to ensnare a chick in ur madness of drug use.
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>>559463105
>implying he can be a week off
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>>559462795
He's a fucking junkie lol

>>559463041
Hey, at least I'm trying to lose weight unlike this fat no dick having drug addicted jew. I've lost 15 lbs of fat mass and gained muscle mass in less than 2 months of working out and eating right.
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>>559459858
Gold! its gold!
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>>559462832
he's a jew, let him
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>>559457135
Props bro. High five!
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>>559462757
>Juggalo tattoo

I can't even fathom how repulsive these hippie motherfuckers are.
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tfw you'll never party like that
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am i the only one who wants more nekkid pics of the grill?
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>>559463375
did you pegg her?
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>>559463652
no
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>>559463484
>implying OP won't simply use other drugs

>implying implications.

Have my cat. /b/ still likes cats I presume?
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>>559462757
>ICP tattoo
well that explains a lot
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>>559463652
I want the porno, but fuck no. MOAR.
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>>559463370
Direct that empathy towards people that were dealt a bad hand and are going through shit and actually trying. Junkies are just that, junkies. Sure you could scrape around for reason why they turned the way they did, and you'd probably find it. But when it comes to people like OP, he thinks he's happy and this is what he wants, who are we to say otherwise, he chose this consciously and is sticking to it, no need for empathy here.
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OP DO YOU KNOW A KID NAMED NICK TURNER?

plz respond
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No I personally haven't fucked her.

We have exchanged fellatio and cunnilingus however up to this point.

Her boyfriend is discussing the possibility of a threesome with me.
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>>559463909
is he blind?
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>>559463785
That's a nice cat

>>559463865
The poor kid has just said he has a father that doesn't give a fuck about what can happen to him. Although you're right, don't wanna turn this gold thread into moralist shit
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>>559463909
nice booty
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Resatusk?
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>>559463897

Nope, not that I know of.
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>>559463909
Just keep waving your cock in front of him. If this doesnt convince him to do a threesome i dont know what will
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>>559463909
>jerking off to fatty jew dicks non existent dick
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>>559462776
this thread is dildos.
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>>559463985
Meant with genuine sincerity
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I can't believe you tards are trying to troll this guy. He obviously doesn't give a fuck about anything
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>>559463909
fuck
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>>559461979
>doesn´t give a fuck
how should he? w/o a dick
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>>559463909
If it happens, take pics and come back to /b/.
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Jesus Christ this world is fucked up
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Where do you guys live?,w hat are your people jobs?, are you poor?
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How low can you go?
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>>559463909
Do you understand how lucky you are that there is a passable female specimen showing interest in your ruined life?

I hope you appreciate this fact anon.

Godspeed /b/ro.
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>>559463909
I imagine your place just smelling awful. Is that accurate?
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>>559463985
he's probably aware that she won't like it that much and leave him for the fat curly monkey
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Yo OP tell that girl some dude on the internet wants her to piss on him and slap him around
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>>559463909
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>>559464232
akek
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>>559464270

lol nothing really right or wrong about people doing drugs and being open with themselves

they enjoyed doing it, we enjoyed hearing/laughing about it

the world has far worse problems like that ebola shit and the middle east crap

u need to step up son
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>>559463909
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>>559459794
Kek
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>>559464453
Beautiful
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>>559464453
kek
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>>559464283

Depends on which drugs I'm on, if it's heroin... like 4 hours. If it's coke/crys than like 4 minutes lol.

>>559464315

Sure, I guess... I usually just go to raves and load sluts up on MDMA that I cut with crystal and they come around eventually. Or just get em hooked on something and they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic.
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this thread.......
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For your next orgy you should def do scat you guys seems up to the job. It would get you quite a bit money
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Op, I'd never want to be you, but I like your style, props
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>>559457135
Are you guys from Redding? My original thought was chico
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>>559460147
Jesus this is the best thread along with the original thread that I've seen in a couple of years.
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>>559463527
You can be proud you are working out and eating better. Hang in there
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>>559464558
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>>559464525

Very much this.

I accept your freedom as such. We should all move towards openness, nakedness and transparency.

I respect you more than lots of the people around me, because you're real and you're not ashamed of what you're doing.

Keep it up, OP.
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>>559464626
they are searching for a d , but they only find the balls
such a shame
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>>559464014
My father left as soon as I was born and I haven't seen him, ever. And I'm fine.
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Describe the sketchiest situation you've ever been in.
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>>559464558
>fat fuck with hot grill
perfectfit.bmp
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>>559459440

Have you considered something crazy like.. moving to a city where fun things happen? Like Oakland, San Francisco, or Seattle??
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>>559464626
>they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic.
hue hue hue
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>>559458185
might as well settle in for a good thread
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>>559464014
Thanks! He tends to sniff my modelling glue and get high on it. Junkie fucker.

Have another pic of him. This time fully asleep.
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>>559464626
>Sure, I guess... I usually just go to raves and load sluts up on MDMA that I cut with crystal and they come around eventually. Or just get em hooked on something and they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic.
holy shit anon your a total winrar
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>>559464909
>city where fun things happen
Seems like he's having fun already.
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I wish i had friends like you guys op
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>>559461979
dis one of OPs boys, spotted.
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>>559464626
Haha wow you're a shit person.

I'd actually be mad at you if I didn't take a moment to think about the dumb sluts fucking you for drugs.

They're shit people too, so ... fair is fair I guess.
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>>559465029
nice
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>>559464626
Dude find out that chicks porn name
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>>559464831
I am quite transparent. Alpha value of like .376
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>>559460730

I'm guessing plugging a butt?
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>>559463909
Jesus Christ, you look like a condom full of ricotta cheese.
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>>559464684

Wow, you're rather accurate.

>>559464831

Thanks, yeah that's pretty much how I think as well.
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>>559464626
>they will eventually give up the snatch for some magic
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why havent u posted pics of her performing oral sex ?
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>>559464775
Thanks, m8
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you are probaply the only human beeing that can get prettier by doing meth
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>sharing sex toys
>sharing needles
>sharing partners
>sharing god-knows-what-else

Enjoy your HIV, AIDS, hepatitis, herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis, chlamydia, etc....
For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE don't reproduce. Let your stupidity and selfishness die with you, and don't pass it on to any AIDS-infected fatty spawn you might create.

>captcha: gampopsy Him
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>>559463375
jesus OP, you were on here yesterday talking about how you do heroin on the weekends for like 3 years and your friends do it too and how you keep your friends in check and shit so they dont get fired
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>>559465264
That feel when I likely have friends in same social circle as you
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>>559457135
how much do you spend per bonding session on drugs?
>>559464737
Summer's come to an end?
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>>559465193
can u be anymore of a whiteknight faggot tipping your fedora?
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>>559464626
OP heres a question I havent seen asked. Aren't you afraid of having health effects from the Crystal and Hero? I'm an EMT and I have seen many people die in front of me because of those two drugs.
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I feel better than you as a person.
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>>559464453
saved
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>>559465423
/thread
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>>559465423

enjoy your tumblr
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>>559465219
Tiny motherfucker tends to bring in live animals. Then toy with them, killing them slowly.

>tfw cat is crazy as fuck
>cat brought in among other things:
>Rabbit, dead
>Fox, also dead
>also I've witnessed him stalking a herd of deer, and I think I saw him riding a panicked deer which I almost ran over.

.gif unrelated.
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>>559465480
>dumb sluts fucking you for drugs.
>They're shit people too, so ... fair is fair I guess.

Uh, yeah, quite easily.

If I hadn't said either of these things I might fit your criteria fucktard.
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>>559465264
Redding PA? I live in SW PA. Heroine is getting dirty
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>>559465264
you're a fucking legend now; now, how did you lose your virginity?
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TFW you'll never party like OP
also
tfw no GF
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>>559465460

Yes, that is correct.

>>559465469

~$200-300
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>>559465581
How big is that cat?
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Is it possible? Have we found the new King of /b/?
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>>559462757
The only thing I hate more than ICP and their ilk are Nazis
>Congrats your friend is one step up from Nazi scum
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>>559460071
It's an ethnicity
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>>559457135
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>>559462757
filthy, dumb, juggalo scum
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>>559461019
The caption needs bigger and better typeface.
Other than that it's fucking perfect.
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>>559465469
Winter is coming
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>>559465798

He is definitely an option for king
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this thread puts every drug experience ive ever had in question... i rly rly rly dont want to end up like these guys. actually this thread makes me rly sad and im sorry for you guys
>And I always thought Requiem for a Dream was exaggerated (stupid me)
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>>559465768
Where do you even get that kind of money? I'm assuming you can't keep it up with just the job. We know you deal on the side, so my guess is you're working for a shady, but also more professional individual who supplies you. Guess he also pays you in drugs.
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>>559465768
Can you post a clothed pic of the chick? I don't know why i want to see that.
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>>559465776
Tiny, like the size of a yank "football"

But he's mostly white so he's easy to spot.

Crazy motherfucker as I said.
And yes, he's just a cub.
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this is fake right
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