Airtight,/b/, 6 decides.

>>559384527

When's the last time you thought about me randomly?

Lets talk about this dick in yo mouth

well you know what is 9 inches long and ready to be sucked?

You ever suck dick if not suckmy if yes suck my dick whore slut bitch pussy face whore mouth

My dick is so large I can use it to hang from a tree so I can forage for food. You wanna see?

Do you liek me?

Wnt sum fck bb

Send a selfie really quick, I wanna see what you're wearing.

anal sex it is then

>>559385004
yes

Would you be interested in letting me stick my tongue up your ass?

>>559385004
re-rawling

>>559384527

Let's talk about how amazing your tits would look and how soft they are

I have leukemia and am about to die, can I get nudes as a parting gift m'lady


*le fedora tip

a traumatizing event from your childhood and how you became the fresh prince of belair

>>559384527
wanna play cs:go? pls bae. add me on steam: steamcommunity com profiles 76561198130175053/

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me

>>559384527
I fucked a pigeon once. it was good. wanna dress up as one?

I love you.

let me nut in yo mouth gurl. I keep it 100 #swag

>>559384527

how handsome do you think i am on a scale of 1 to 8 :3

>>559384735
rool fer dis

ayy lmao

>>559385330
rerollin' for this

>>559385004
reroll

>>559385596
fuck you Corey

>>559384527
anal sex

>>559384527
I am 7.5 inches saving virginity and first kiss for marriage (no, not neckbeard. I am a model and have turned down hundreds of women my whole life). It's just a choice I made: It proves beyond words that she was worth waiting for.
I'm in love with you.

>>559384527
nude pics or i will stand up, turn around, and have my 3000 ft penis wreak havoc through this city like motherfucking godzilla

Want to hang out

>>559385596
Winrar

>>559385596
>>559385656
We got 2 winrars here OP, make it happen.

>>559385596
gave me cancer

>>559385596
thats bullshit

>>559385870
ayy lmao

>>559385756
You just post this loser reply in all these threads don't you? You sad beta faggot.

>>559385978


lmao u mad faggot

>>559385596
beta at it's finest

In waiting for her to reply, OP will deliver.

>>559385867
go with second

>>559386110
yes lol such a niggerfag response

Let's cut the pleasantries. I'm horny as shit and you're the easiest girl I can text at this moment. Don't flatter yourself and think you deserve to be treated better or whatever. Save it. Here's the deal: You're either going to send me nudes or come suck my cock and look happy about it. Otherwise you can expect a late night visit from me and you'll have a gun in your mouth instead of a dick. Whichever sounds more appealing, let me know. I'm not joking here, you fat cow. Take it to the police if you want, but you'll be half a torso with a cum load in its throat by the time they get to your house. You have 15 minutes before things start to get weird

I hope you sleep with the lights on tonight.

>>559385596
godspeed anon, godspeed.

>>559386402

ayy lmao

>>559386190
I agree

i know they say you're not supposed to barbeque inside but im

>>559386830
>>559386830
thank you
doubt op will delivar tho

>>559387141
It's been 10 minutes. OP is faggot for not delivering quickly enough to please me.

>>559386586
lol winrar

deliver op you fucking squid

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>>559388742

>>559388742
>>559389108
hahah what the fuck

>>559389446
Just trying to keep it interesting until OP doesn't deliver.

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good on you

>>559389635
I am still laughing over how he called him a squid

>>559390216
This needs to become a thing XD

>>559390392
It really does

OP is being a huge squid right now

just postin so I know I was here when "OP is being a huge squid right now" takes the hella off

>>559390392
>XD

you squid

>>559390746
OP is a squid > OP is a faggot

I was here, squids.

OP is a squid, soft, spineless, ugly, pathetic

>>559390927
ikr

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>google OP
>squid
>OP is a squid

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starting to get pist op you could have made my day
fuckin squid

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>>559390746
ya op you fucking squid
>pic related you and your squidness

this. this is fucking golden.

>>559391273
thank mr skeltal

>>559391273

get the fuck out with your newfag pasta

>>559391464
>>559391445
>>559391370
>>559391353
>>559391352
>>559391208
>>559391121
>>559391045
screen shotting this shit

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>OP

>>559390746
>>559390927
>>559390935
>>559390938
>>559391045
>>559391121
>>559391208
>>559391352
>>559391353
>>559391370
lol wtf

>>559391273
>>559391649
mr skeltal is dead

OP is squid

>>559391903
Don't dis you fucking squid

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>>559391764
Pls post screenshot?

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OP

>>559391764
post results i'm too lazy to do it myself

>>559392016
im the one who called him a squid lol

>>559392276
You may have just given birth to a meme. Congratulations! It's a... squid!

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Jesus OP

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>>559391353
>fone ring
>op is fag
>no, op is squid

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i mkae good maymay

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>>559392095
HAHAHA
>>559392276
My bad sir squid loard
>>559392052
>>559392186
Too bad there is no way i could ever prove again that i was the first to post this, fucking squids will claim to be the ones that did it

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A wild OP appears!
) Use a net ) Man the harpoons
) Wait for delivery ) Wait for shark bait

>>559392892
My god, is this thing gonna catch on?

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>be me
>right now
>OP being a fag as usual
>doing crossword.jpeg
>5 letter word for won't deliver
>mfw OP is a squid

>>559393153
No, it will not catch on. It will LATCH on, with its almighty tentacles.

>>559393153
GOD I HOPE
>>559393217
>>559393274
haha yes

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I want chicken
I want liver
OP, OP,
Please deliver!

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> be me
> fishing
> get a bite
> think its the big one
> reel it in
> i see its a squid
> dissapoint
> wait its op

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>mfw OP is a squid

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>>559393217

>>559391903
you and i need to get each others steam info or somethin man

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OP, I...

>>559394389
fucking kek

this needs to be fucking archived.

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Watching OP not deliver

>>559391273
thank mr skeletal

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>OP right now

>>559394683
if i knew how

>>559394749
top kek

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>be me
>be swimming around in deep depths of ocean
>eating fish and shit
>mfw I'm a squid
>mfw I'm OP

>>559394764
oh god

the fuck? OP

these picture made my day

>>559394683
4archive dot org/b/thread/559384527

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mfw my friends called eachother a squid if we ever flopped on plans.

Great to know that other people can see the correlation and we weren't weird as fuck!

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so uh. other threads:D. this is a thing.

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BREAKING NEWS!

A LARGE OP HAS WASHED ASHORE LEAVING BYSTANDERS ANALLY PENETRATED!

MORE AT 11!

>>559395380
ITS EVOLVING

racial and sexual equality in post unification germany.

>>559395376
lel.

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>Look at me, I loooove to abandon my own threads
>Op - 29/07/14

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Will he?

>>559396765
HOLY SHIT YES

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>mfw squid OP has his own literature

to whoever just put the squid on the op is a faggot post in the homo thread, well done.

>>559396919
Can we please not let this die, my sides are about to leave the solar system

>>559396765
huehuehue

>>559397364
huehuehuehue

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>>559397113
are they in a discontinued drink?

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>vintage OP

>>559397515
>>559398065

Some /b/ros come up with some clever captions for these. I'm drawing blanks.

>>559398372
Vintage OP was gold

>>559397258

>>559398736
hahah

My 66 years old father raped me when I was 6. Hail satan, bitch tits.

>>559399097
>still thinks this thread is about rolling for a response

>>559399097
fucking squid

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>>559399097
You and OP

>>559399339
No, he just has problems...

op is squid

I kind of want to start a "OP is a Squid" thread, but the obvious implication is that I would be called a squid.

>>559401306

squid is kill

>>559401330
You're a squid for suggesting such a thing.

>>559401330
dat id

>>559401330

fucking squid

>>559402225
>haven't even made the thread yet
>am being called squid

>All these fucking faggots forcing a meme

The squid shit just happened minutes ago in another thread that hasn't been pruned yet.
>>559389289

What's wrong with you cunts?

>>559391273
thank mr skeltal

>>559403089
Do you think there are squids in Heaven?

>Heaven
>Heave
>Heav
>Hea
>He
>H
>Squid

>>559403089
>minutes
*Hours

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>mfw OP is a squid
why did people have pics of squids anyway?

>>559403882

because the day where op would be called a dirty squid happened

>>559403089

octopus detected

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Squid op is squid

>>559404239
oh god