I am 7.5 inches saving virginity and first kiss for marriage (no, not neckbeard. I am a model and have turned down hundreds of women my whole life). It's just a choice I made: It proves beyond words that she was worth waiting for.
I'm in love with you.
Let's cut the pleasantries. I'm horny as shit and you're the easiest girl I can text at this moment. Don't flatter yourself and think you deserve to be treated better or whatever. Save it. Here's the deal: You're either going to send me nudes or come suck my cock and look happy about it. Otherwise you can expect a late night visit from me and you'll have a gun in your mouth instead of a dick. Whichever sounds more appealing, let me know. I'm not joking here, you fat cow. Take it to the police if you want, but you'll be half a torso with a cum load in its throat by the time they get to your house. You have 15 minutes before things start to get weird
starting to get pist op you could have made my day
ya op you fucking squid
>pic related you and your squidness
Pls post screenshot?
My bad sir squid loard
Too bad there is no way i could ever prove again that i was the first to post this, fucking squids will claim to be the ones that did it
A wild OP appears!
) Use a net ) Man the harpoons
) Wait for delivery ) Wait for shark bait
>OP being a fag as usual
>5 letter word for won't deliver
>mfw OP is a squid
> be me
> get a bite
> think its the big one
> reel it in
> i see its a squid
> wait its op
>be swimming around in deep depths of ocean
>eating fish and shit
>mfw I'm a squid
>mfw I'm OP
mfw my friends called eachother a squid if we ever flopped on plans.
Great to know that other people can see the correlation and we weren't weird as fuck!
so uh. other threads:D. this is a thing.
A LARGE OP HAS WASHED ASHORE LEAVING BYSTANDERS ANALLY PENETRATED!
MORE AT 11!
>Look at me, I loooove to abandon my own threads
>Op - 29/07/14
>mfw squid OP has his own literature
>mfw OP is a squid
why did people have pics of squids anyway?