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Well /b/, it's butt drugs time.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well /b/, it's butt drugs time.
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what 'ya doin' m8?
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OP, do you shave your ass?!
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>>559321908
is that a bad dragon cum tube syringe?
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careful not to inject too many marijuanas, thats how my friend died
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that's a nice ass
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>>559322095
2C-E. This is way more preferable to snorting. I can handle 2C-B and even 2C-I up my nose but I can't handle railing even like 5mg of 2C-E. Plus plugging is fun.

>>559322112
Yes, I shaved it a few hours ago as a matter of fact.

>7:01PM administration
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old picture gtfo
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Note: Plugging is goddly. Average of 90% bioavailability with a fast uptake.

The only thing that is superior is IV. But who wants to have tracks.
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>>559321908
Plugging master race
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>>559322421
nice, I've loved 2c-E for its intense visuals and the deep mind-trip, although 2c-I more often than not was more pleasurable. Still prefer E.
what dose? will you kill yourself when this thread inevitably 404s?
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>>559322142
It's a rite aid brand oral syringe, picked it up last week for like 3 bucks. They have really good cheap ones. I tend to switch it out every month or two.
>>559322313
Thanks ;)
>>559322502
Nah, I actually just took it.
>>559322835
>>559323073
These guys know what's up!
>>559323097
15mg. Should be a fun time. I do not plan on commuting sudoku.
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before it 404s, can someone tell me what is going on?
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>>559324189
He's posting old pictures for some reason.
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>>559321908
Wait, so you basically inseminate yourself with drugs?

Cool!

I know very little about drugs... does this one come in a powder, that you mix with water and then shove up your bum?
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>>559324315
sounds cool and more safer than injecting or smoking
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>>559324505
>more safer
Is it really?

Prolly safer than injecting but smoking?

Oh well, waht do I know
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>>559323985
~15mg was what I usually aimed for, too. Somewhere between 12-18mg, depending on my intention. Have a nice ride!
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also bumping for more pics if that tasty perineum
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>>559324269
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
>>559324315
Yeah, the mucus membranes in your rectum can actually absorb drugs into your bloodstream more efficiently than snorting (albeit a little bit more slowly). It's called "plugging" or "boofing", and it's usually considered to be second only to IV injection as far as drug routes of administration go.

I bought this drug as a powder, weighed out the desired dose, dissolved it in 8mL of water, drew it up into an oral syringe, and shoved it up my ass. Fun times.
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>>559324697
yeah lungs are precious
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>>559321908
I love MXE this way!
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>>559324883
>...and shoved it up my ass

Very interesting, I've never heard of this before.

Then again, I only have a few friends who smoke weed and nothing else.

So can this be done with any drugs that are in "powder-form"?

>>559325023
You're right.
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I've done this with heroin if I poked myself one to many times vein hunting. Then I'd break the needle off and stick it in my butt. Shit worked pretty well.
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>>559324826
Lol fine just for you ;)
>>559325023
This
>>559325034
I'd love to try MXE, thinking of ordering some soon
>>559325234
Pretty much anything that's water soluble. An alternative method is just to have it in a gel capsule and lubricate that and shove it up your ass and wait for the capsule to dissolve, although that tends to be slightly less efficient

>holy shit guys the visuals are getting stronger, all the letters are waving around and everything I type has colors
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>>559325776
moooaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>559322421
About 10-15 years ago I did 2C-I...after puking for 3 hours..i was getting hot and cold flashes... I came to the conclusion that "the only difference between hot and cold is triangles and squares."
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>>559326124
What Anon said
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>>559325776
op all of these pictures and we still havent seen your butthole im ashamed of you.
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>>559326124
Moar what
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>>559321908
This must be your favorite pharmacy then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI
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>having a butt full of drugs instead of warm cum

you're doing it wrong
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please post more pictures of your butt
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>>559326472
your ass sillyfuck
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>>559326423
Ohhhh
>>559326431
Okay
>>559326675
Drugs>sex
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>>559326982
why thank you.
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I do this with my heroin on occasion, if all my veins are too sore/tough at the moment.

Works like a charm, done it with Crystal and MDMA too.

Here's a picture of me being shot up with heroin while I'm in a wheelchair and one of my female friends is moments away from mouth fucking me with that butt plug... heroin and meth... good times.
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>>559326982

More dick
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>>559321908
What drugs are you doing like this?
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>>559326982
Do you have a specific color that is dominant during your trips? 't was Indigo for me, like a persistent hazy vision of it.
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>>559327805
This
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>>559327531
noice, I wish I'd have had friends like you.
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>OP is too busy tripping to post more
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I have a really weird fetish fantasy thing.

I want to find a sissy femboy wink, load them up with MDMA, lay them on their stomach on the bed, hold them down and fuck them up the ass with my 7.5" cock for hours to see if I can make them cum just through fucking them.

... I'll probably never get to try ;_;
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>>559322421
That's going to itch like a motherfucker when it grows back, and you'll be digging at your arse all the time.
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>>559329981
That is pretty strange. But hey, it's the internet. Hopefully your dream comes true Anon.
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>>559328873
>>559327805
Apparently no one gives a fuck about answering a simple question.
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OP, are you a gay?
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>>559330850
I would assume he is.
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>>559329771
I bet he grossed out on the pic o his asshole and is now fiddling around, trying to find the delete button, high as balls.
or that's what I like to think
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>>559330850
Drugs and homosexuality go hand in hand, so yes, probably so.
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>>559331091
I don't think so. Most of the people on the thread enjoyed the pictures.
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>>559331091

Thats a shame... a few more pics would of done me nicely
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>>559327531
omfg you're that micropenis guy
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>>559327531
dude please post a pic with timestamp for proof rfn
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>>559332346

Ah, had no idea my friend had posted those. That's great. Yeah, my dick hides in my fat rather well. It's not too shabby when erect.

Had a good time that night, we all did heroin/meth and "bonded."
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>>559327531
ITS YOU

>>559332346
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>>559327531
Holy fuck! I know the fucker in that picture. Niqqa went to my school lmao
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Stop being gullible idiots. This guy's trolling. He's not the infamous flaccid hero.
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Will post pic with timestamp in just a moment, hold please. gonna smoke some ice.
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>>559330829
>>559328873
Read the thread before bitching...
>>559322421
>>559325034
>>559325776
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If this is really the guy I'm going to have a heart attack.

I doubt it is though.
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>>559333292
That fat dude is Stephen
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OP has a rather delicious-looking asshole. Would lick.
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Posting in potentially legendary thread.
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>>559332346
holy shit! i always thought i had a small penis now i feel big like a horse
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Here you go faggots. My name isn't Stephen either you dipshit.
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>>559321908
iz dat sum cp?
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>>559334012
Holy shit, what's wrong with your fingernail?
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>>559334012
Marry me.

You are our idol.

Seriously, you're famous here.
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>>559334182

Bite em like crazy from the crystal, dirty em up real bad from work.
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>>559334012
thank you based ballsack
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>>559334012

no fucking way, dude you're crazy
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>>559333426
We have no idea wtf 2C-anything and MXE are, this isn't helping me.
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>>559334012
Seriously, this picture has been floating around for a while now. You're e-famous.

Please make a new thread on /b/ and answer questions. It'll get like 700 posts in 10 minutes. Start the thread with the timestamp.
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>>559334012
did you just arrive in our time from the 70's?
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>>559333292
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>>559334012
do you have a job or any prospects or anything? I'm trying hard to work out what a neckbeard looking cunt who slams heroin and smokes meth would be like in real life. Just does not compute in my head.
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plugging master race reportng in.
I've plugged pretty much everything, and I do not agree with the guy stating it kicks slower than snorting. Use less water and it will kick harder.

Heaviest hit when plugging is Ambien and Imovane, it pretty much kicks in in 10 seconds
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>>559334536
>for a while now
>07/19/14

still, OP is going to have a hella good time when he comes back to his thread
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>>559334012
I cannot express how much I despise you

You make me sick
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>>559334012
get a haircut jaron.
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>>559335096
Anything longer than 2 weeks is an eternity in internet time, and double an eternity in 4chan time.
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>>559326561
Fuck. I went in this thread just to post this video and I scroll down to see you beat me to it. Good show.
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>>559334012

have you fucked the chick yet?
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>>559335061
Beta

Every post I see from this guy is beta
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Huge ginger faggot shoots heroin. Wish I could unsee that.
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>>559334536

Huh, had no idea. Maybe I will.

If yall wanted another of my nuts here you go.
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>>559335606
lol dude you have like the tiniest penis ever wtf
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>>559334698
apparently you would be absolutely shocked at the lives of all the people working behind the counters and aisles of all your favorite shops. Drugs make the fucking world go round, this is a fact one may not like but one should never deny.
Drugs.
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>>559335185
haven't been on teh /b/eez for a while now, guess the meme-clock ticks even faster now with H-meth-junk gangbang already being folklore.

admittedly, hilarious pics and story
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>>559335781

Yeah, it's cool. I don't care, cuz it's not so bad when erect and It still gets played with via another person on occasion.

>>559335362

Oral was exchanged between us. Nothing further.
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>>559334485
They're drugs, clearly. Google them to find out more!
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>>559324883
I prefer the term assblasting.
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>>559335362
>>559336158

so have the guys fucked you yet?
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LURKING THIS SHIT! Op dude, why do you do this? So bored with life?
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>>559325489
gross. get help. ur fucked up mang
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>>559326405
deep. makes me want to understand mysteries
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OP i will try to fap to to pictures you posted, just so you know. We need you more... post some pic from that party youve been too
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Is Op kill

>>559336158
>>559336158
>>559336158
Also, do you have more nudes of the girl?
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>>559327531
Why is that cunt wearing tapers as jewelry? You're not supposed to that. It really pisses me off when people do that.
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>>559336927
>Why is that cunt wearing tapers as jewelry?
He's high on drugs.
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OP pls post, dont let this go 404
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>>559336170
Isomerism.net


Thank me later.

Also, I have used this many times and it's as discreet as you could ever wish. I did get inert 25b ONCE, but everything I bought, like a gram (20 vials) of 25c for 100$ made it worth it.
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Bout to shoot some sub, don't has anymore heroin atm. Opiates make my dick even smaller, so, incoming...
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>>559335606
This fat, dickless, jewfro, knows how to party.... I'm jealous actually. I mean, I do okay with women....

Must be the drugs right? You're the guy that always has the hookup so you get the drug skank women... how close am I?
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shit
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how old are you OP?
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>>559337550
And no matter how many drugs you do there will always be someone more hardcore than you.
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>>559337730

Spot on my good man. Most of my hookups come from local rave sloots givin' up the snatch after I load em up on my home cut molly (I buy pure, cut with crystal and caffeine, crystal + molly... one horny bitch.)

But yes, normally I can just throw some tweaker cunt a 20 sack for some fun time.
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>>559321908
I wanted to make a joke about injecting marijuanas into your butt, but anon beat me to it.

So there's no payoff for having braved the pictures of your smooth fag ass. If I was a bit closet homo like many anons, I could fap or something as a consolation, but no... You've won this time, OP.
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>>559335606
pudding nuts
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>>559338206
I have the means to do this.... and have thought about it often. I've played girls for drugs a few times but never really made a regular thing of it.

Dayum dude, you have my dream life. I need to start doing this.

You work at all or do you make a career of that shit?
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>>559337550
Do you get that weird orange after taste when you slam those and do you do a whole one? Also how much water you use on those hos
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>>559338206
Where are you getting suboxone from? I thought you only got that shit from rehab
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>>559337550
>>559338206
I'm not gonna lie dude you're pretty fucking rad.

You truly just do not give a fuck and I'm a little jealous.

How'd your life get to this point? What's your job? (obviously not a specific place, but like construction, kitchen, what?) Do you live on your own or with those other crazy looking fuckes in those pictures?
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>>559337550
How do you shoot sub? You just let it dissolve in water and thats it?
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>>559338580

I work yes. For a carpentry/furniture manufacturer, around heavy machinery and all kek. Yeah I sell shit from time to time, mostly just know a SHITLOAD of GOOD connects for all drugs.

>>559338636

Why would I get an aftertaste if I'm shooting something? No I don't do a whole one, I do half. There is no increase in pleasurable effect that I've noticed past 4mg.

Not much water... just eyeball it really. little bit in a spoon.
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>>559339415
>around heavy machinery and all kek.
I hope you get fucked up after work, not before...
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>>559339415
I shoot entire ones they make the duration and intensity longer. I mean taste like when you do a bell ringer of coke and before your tongue goes numb you can taste it
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>>559339767
Just so you know jew-fro.... I'm a butcher and I'm into hard shit as much as you....

9/10 at work is the only time I'm NOT drunk/high... however, I've dabbled on everything but hallucinogens on the job.... I've actually never cut myself... ever.

Once something becomes an extremely comfortable routine, you can do it perfectly well inebriated. Once you're super familiar with a drug you can appear not even high to someone who doesn't know better.
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>>559338816

A dealer... big money in selling rehab shit to fucking addicts without having them have to pay $800+ and be constantly drug tested by a real fucking clinic.

>>559339030

Yes I live with those fuckers. Love em. My life got this way by just having a general love for all things mind altering, and by having a loser drunk father who would beat me, which thus resulted in me seeking drugs to fill the hole... that's what my therapist tells me.

>>559339193

Yes.

>>559339767

Of course, you twat.
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can you do DMT through your ass? i mean without maoi
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>>559340371
>Yes I live with those fuckers. Love em. My life got this way by just having a general love for all things mind altering, and by having a loser drunk father who would beat me, which thus resulted in me seeking drugs to fill the hole... that's what my therapist tells me.

Well damn. C'est la vie I guess. Also, how fucking high were you in those pictures in that thread? Do you remember it? What drugs were you on?
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>>559340381
I've tried taking a strong mimosa hostilis root bsrk tea enema, but there wasnt much effect, other than severe irritation on the colon and following diahhrea, but if uouve got pure DMT powder itll probably work. If its base, you will need ti dissolve with some acid(ascorbic, citric)
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>>559341697
>I've tried taking a strong mimosa hostilis root bsrk tea enema,
Where do you have to be in your life where you think something like this is a good idea
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Please tell me somebody is capping this. I'm a lazy fuck
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>>559340849

Alcohol
Marijuana
Klonopin
Xanax
Crystal Methamphetamine
Black Tar Heroin

No, I don't remember shit.

Also, I have 6 prescriptions from a drug dealer ass doctor, so I get mad drugs that way too.
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Don't do drugs, kids.
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>>559341878
you have to know yourself so you know its not a bad idea

>>559341697
yea i was thinking extracted dmt, im just wondering is it can work and you wouldnt just waste it with monoamine oxidase in your ass or something like that
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>>559342282
You the jedi master dude. Respect.
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>>559342282
Haha well shit.

You seem like a party animal, so keep on rocking dude. You should definitely start an "ask me anything" thread if you're not too fucking high already.
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IV master race here. Quit fucking around like children and go hard if you're gonna get high
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>>559342282
Damn you in texas ive only got a sub and klonopin regiment. Get yourself a habit yet?
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Holy shit guys it's OP here again, I'm tripping absolute balls. I lost complete connection with the physical world for almost an hour and was existing only in my mind based on what was coming in through my headphones. And now I came back to check this thread and I have no Fucking clue what this has all become
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>>559343587
good for zou op
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>>559343587
A fat dickless jewfro is explaining how he became a boss. Orgy and party pics included. Has became a good thread.
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>>559333039
wait, you're actually real?
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>>559343587
fat junkie from copypasta kinda took over
good to see you're alive i guess?
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>>559343587
no timestamp = fagget
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>>559343970
Check the poster ID you fucking idiot
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>>559325034


yeah, i bet you do, buddy
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>>559343180

My scripts consist of:

Klonopin 1mg (3x each day, 90x a month)
Xanax 2mg Bars (60x a month, take as needed)
Ambien 10mg (60x a month, 2x each day)
Adderall 30mg XR (60x a month, 2x each day)
Oxycontin 40mg (60x a month, 2x each day)
Seroquel 100mg (30x a month, 1x each day)
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>>559343587
You're so gonna die before you turn 30.
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>>559343819
Yeah it looks pretty crazy lol

Hey guy who has become famous in this thread I'm way too high to figure out how to talk to you directly so I'm just gonna post this and hope you see. You seem like a pretty cool guy who does a lot of drugs. Stay high bro. I'm still way too high and I forgot why I was even typing this to you in the first place. Oh well
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>>559344687
You're acting like a 12 year old pretending he's done drugs before.
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>>559344139
Op wants to talk to you, drugkike
>>559344687
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>>559344139
shit dude your fucked up. you must just drool and pass out after that ambien, susie q, kpins and xanax.
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>>559345096
He shoved some drugs up his asshole in the OP pic. I think that's proof enough that he has the requisite experience.
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>>559344687

Thanks, you seem cool too man. Plugging is the tits.

>>559345103

I'm Jewish/German which is the funny part.

>>559345186

Oh ya, I need the Addy just to stay awake.
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Oh wow a fat ugly retard got really high and took naked pics with some 4/10 chick he'll never stand a snowballs chance in hell of banging.

Your worship of false idols greatly disappoints me, /b/.
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>>559345575
And he's lived more than you ever will, faggot.
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>>559345527
>I'm Jewish/German which is the funny part.
so is that why you're destroying yourself?
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>>559345527
Why are you guys just naked all the time

>>559345876
ba-dum tsh
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>>559344139
Yea be careful with the benzos the physical withdrawl from those sucks ass, break dancing (seizures) in front of friends isnt fun
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>>559345575

1. I'm not retarded

2. Actually, the act of "banging" her is still being discussed between her and her boyfriend at this moment. (In the form of a threesome) We exchanged oral activities thus far however.

3. Why do you care who /b/ worships? Jelly it ain't you brah? Jelly that the fat ugly fuck with a tiny cock is more popular than you?
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>>559346014
Sorry. Despite what the American coming of age comedies have taught you, personality isn't a substitute for being a complete physical dumpster fire, and being high isn't a substitute for a personality.
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>>559345945

Heroin + Meth = Body temperature over 9000. Or so it feels like. Thus we be naked.

>>559345979

Yeah I been on the Benzos for years, I know if I quit I will hit the withdraws hard. Luckily my doctor says he has no intention of ever taking me off of them.
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>>559345575
Why are you mad ?
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>>559346473

That's a wonderful opinion you have, good luck with that.

I'm gonna move on with my life now, thanks. You take care pal, best of luck to you.
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>>559346507
Do you at all care about the damage you're doing to your body? Also, any backstory on the other people in the photos?
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>>559346473
You waste your time browsing 4chan, your life is no better then his or anyone else's on this website so shut the fuck up
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>>559346940
I feel i can answer i do all of the above. Ill only regret my actions if i die after all my veins have died
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>>559327531

epic thread
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>>559346940

I don't really care about the bodily harm, I want to live how the fuck I want to, don't care if it will kill me eventually.

I can give a little bit of description of the people in said photo, they mostly prefer to stay anonymous as do I.

Kid with plugs in ears... my best friend, he's a whiny emo pussy (Notice self harm marks on his arms) and I'm the exact opposite, we seemed to click rather quickly.

Ron Weasley guy... another friend, he is an aspiring hip-hop artist and is rather good.

Jew nose dude.... emo kids brother, just an all around nice fellow.

Chick... total sweetheart and a hippie girl, she actually recently started doing porn. Look for her soon...
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>>559347298
>Ill only regret my actions if i die after all my veins have died
now thats one hell of a quote
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>>559346925
You mean live your life until a hobo finds you in an alley with a needle sticking out of your arm and blood-tainted vomit dripping from your mouth? Good luck with that.
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>>559327531
>this guy

I was in that thread, swore it was bullshit.
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>>559347961

Sure buddy, whatever you want. If that's how I go out, then so be it. It will be doing what I enjoyed.
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>>559347832
That's interesting, are you all room mates? What porn agency is the chick working for?

Thanks for answering all these questions by the way, it's satisfying my curiosity immensely.
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Can one of you faggots archive this thrad I don't know how
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>>559348436

Yes we are.

I dunno what agency she works for yet. I will ask her. She has only done 1 shoot so far. Scheduled for a 2nd and 3rd.

No problem answering questions man, I just got home from work and was sober-ish for a short time, hopped on /b/ and found out I gathered a tad bit of internet fame. I am going to make a new "ask me" thread later.
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>>559348407
Talk to Jesus, brother. It may have been some time since you last spoke but he is always willing to listen and his house is always open.
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>>559348407
well you are a pretty cool guy i think
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>>559348407
I love you. Make porn soon please.
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I fucked up archiving this thread a little early but there you go

http://4archive.org/b/thread/559321908
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>>559348972

Oh hell fuck no, religious shit gets on my nerves... Damn, I need that pic of the dude shooting heroin with Jesus.

>>559349001

Well thank you.
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>>559348967
>inb4 she ends up on Facial abuse
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>>559329981
I'd actually probably take you up on that deal

>>559348967
Do it, this has been fun. At what age did you start taking up this past time? When did you start getting into more hardcore drugs?
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>>559349531
>dude shooting heroin with Jesus
if you put this exact phrase into google, the first link is the pic you are looking for ...
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>>559349531
Those who walk with The Lord shall never want. The Shepard tends to his flock and fulfills them with the love of Christ.
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>>559349760
A/S/L?
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>>559337550
um.. OP, i don't know where you got that shit but you do understand naloxone is an opiate antagonist, right? naloxone is what you get dosed with to revive you from an opiate overdose
as in naloxone kills opiate highs

tl;dr you are taking an opiate and a counter opiate at the same time, what the fuck is the point of shooting this I dont even
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You're a disgusting pig
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>>559350181
19 m Canada (Ontario)
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>>559349760

Got drunk my first time at the age of 10. (Thanks Dad!)

Smoked weed first time at 13. Pretty much err' day until age 18. Then quit entirely, made me too paranoid, gave me panic attacks.

Tried MDMA at 16 when I went to my first rave.

Experimented with psychadelics after that. Did acid, shrooms, 2c's, salvia etc....

Thought I was losing my mind from psychs so started seeing doctor, got prescribed mental shit. SSRI's, bi-polar shit... also allowed me to discover awesome script pills like xanax/kpins

Did coke around 18. Started doing painkiller meds around this time as well.

Found heroin and meth roughly the same time around age 19-20. I am 23 now.

Still do everything on a frequent to semi-frequent basis. Only I do marijuana on very rare occasions.
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>>559350383

I know that dipshit, I've been saved with it before.

Idk what the fucking science is behind it, but for some fucking reason, shooting sub still works just fine for getting you high. Maybe Buprenorphine has a stronger receptor binding affinity than Naloxone. I don't fucking know, I just know it works.
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>>559350383
That's not OP and damn this has just gotten even funnier haha!!!

>>559350673
Always wanted to go out there, post butt please.
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>>559350898
The power of the Holy Spirit within you is an infinitely greater high than can ever be achieved through substance abuse. Open your heart and your house to God and receive his gifts.
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>>559350383
Because if your not fucking retarded you would understand that 2mg of nalaxone is no where near enough to reverse an overdose and they only put it in there to scare bitches off like you. Do you even drugs-forum?
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>>559351253
mfw I'm an EMT and I would give you the max dose of naloxone if I found a naked fat ginger kid with a tiny dick OD'ing
lol.. I hope whoever saved you got a good laugh
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>>559321908
But anon, that's how you get super aids.
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>>559350898
What happened to your mom during all this?

>>559351326
That's all I'm posting
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>>559351502

One of my friends saved me... we keep an entire fucking medical vial of Naloxone around that a friend of ours got from some needle exchange in a different state.

He did get a good laugh though, watching me lose my god damn high immediately and not being able to feel it again for hours.
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>>559323985
>dont plan on commuting sudoku

good to hear those number puzzles will be safe on your trip to work!
>its sepuku or hari kari, your pick
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>>559352049

Mom got impregnated by my father on New Years Eve at the age of 17 by my father who was 31 at the time. Fucking boss, right?

So anyways, when she had me at 18, she couldn't handle the responsibility and gave full custody to my abusive drunk ass dad.

See her every couple years just to say hi and play nice with the dumb cunt who never gave a fuck about me.

All is well though. I don't like her anyway.
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>>559352198
God that feeling sucks. Its like shooting morphine but that pins n needles feeling leads to withdrawls not being high.
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>>559352282
Seppuku
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>>559352049
>this thread

Nothing but fat white booty and gingers.
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>>559350673
Woah, where at? I live in the shit hole known as Peterborough. It's like 2 hours out of TO.
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>>559352282
Pretty sure that was a joke.
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Drugs are pure pure degeneracy.
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>>559352198
Hi guys, OP here, just SAyin hey, this thread has gotten to be so fucking entertaining this is great lol
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>>559352543
I'm sorry to hear about your shitty past, but I guess what's done is done. Now what kind of music do you like?

>>559353297
Hah, I'm 2 hours away from TO as well... just in the other direction.
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>>559352543
wow she had you at a very young age, have you ever fantasied about fucking your mother?

Like while your high have you ever thought about taking her face and making her eat your ass out? If not what's the most fucked up thing you've fantasized about while high?
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>>559330670
>see if I can make them cum just through fucking them

isnt....isn't this the standard way of making people come? I mean, i'm not up with all the hipster traditions.
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>>559353653
>Hah, I'm 2 hours away from TO as well... just in the other direction.

So like...Kitchener?
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>>559353653

I mostly listen to all genres/sub-genres of electronic music, Drum & Bass being my favorite. I go to raves frequently.

I like anything though, except country and gospel maybe, oh, and that radio nigger black person shit like Drake... hate that shit. lol

I like metal a lot too, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Opeth probably being my favorites.

>>559353721

Yes I've fantasized about fucking my mother due to me never being emotionally attached to her, it's easy to think of her sexually. She used to be very attractive at a younger age, now she's rather disgusting.
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>>559353648
I'm glad you're doing fine, this has gone into a wholly unexpected direction, didn't it?


pic unrelated
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>>559354348
Any chance you wanna post some of your buddies rap?
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>>559354348
Worst/best trip ever?

>>559354310
London actually. I have family in Kitchener, though

>>559354097
Prostate orgasm.
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>>559354830
>London actually. I have family in Kitchener, though

Oh, no shit. I actually went to Fanshawe for a year haha. You going to school in London?
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>>559336927
http://www.bodyartforms.com/products.asp?jewelry=tapers

Category: Jewelry
Item: Tapers
multitude of colors and styles.

If they weren't meant to be jewelry, someone had better call all of the internet.
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>>559329981
If you are still in this thread, and in massachusetts, I'll let you load me up with mdma and hold/tie me down and plow my tight little femboi butt...
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>>559350383
Know how I know you know nothing about suboxone?

I've been taking it for six years, bro. You can get quite high off it if you have a low tolerance. Me, I can take 32 mgs and feel nothing, but it keeps me off oxy and fentanyl.

It's an EXTREMELY strong PARTIAL agonist. There is a ceiling effect so at some point you're wasting it, but if you're already wigged out on other shit, it's not going to bring you down.
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>>559355027
I've actually lived here my whole life, haha, but yeah I suppose you could say I'm going to school here, don't wanna say where specifically since where I'm studying at is a lot smaller than Fanshawe or Western.
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>>559345096
2c-E actually makes you feel like a 12yo and younger, though. As in, a child-like state of awe and fulfillment.
Not implying that the OP is any older, just saying.

source: yo mom
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>>559354830

Best trip ever consisted of a friend shooting me up the best god damn heroin I've ever laid my eyes on while being on 3 hits of MDMA and 2 hits of LSD, so... candy flipping as the kids call it, just with heroin on top.

Worst trip has got to be doing 7 grams of shrooms while I happened to be going through a hugely depressing period in my life. I also was drunk before I took the shrooms and continued to drink which always causes a bad trip for me, but I did it anyway.
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>>559356172
Yeah that's fair. What program are you in?
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>come to /b/ first time after ~2 years
>open this thread
>oh, live-2c-e-trip, looks interesting
>meth/H gangbang-guy shows up

somebody please tell me this happens everyday
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>>559333292
wat you want mane?
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>>559357564

unfortunately,no,really not,

nothing like this at least
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>>559344398
would be a shame for the world to loose such a hot ass so soon
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>>559326405
as someone who has done a ton of drugs, i get it man.
>>559336460
when you're overly cold, it's a much sharper feeling than being overly warm. the surface area of excessive warmth feels larger than the surface area of excessive cold. triangles are known for having a point, while squares are known for having surface area
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>>559356631
Craziest shit ever done while high?

>>559357141
If I said the program then it'd be obvious which school it is. :p
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>>559321908
damn that ass is nice
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>>559324883
what drug is this OP and what are its effects?
>>
someone archive this
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>>559358424

Injected meth/cocaine/heroin all in one mixture and proceeded to fuck a dude in the ass, with our front screen door open for all too see and hear.

I had no intention of fucking a dude, nor do I normally. For some reason meth just makes me mad horny for ANYTHING with a god damn hole in it. I would fuck a dog if I did enough crystal no doubt. Hopefully that never happens.

The dude was a little sissy boy anyway, looked damn near like an androgynous chick. Pounded that shit good. Never touched a dude sexually before or after that encounter though.
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>>559359274
I kek'd audibly at that, though considering my interests, I'll need to know more on this one. How did you know the guy? Where did he come from?
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>>559321908
damn OP, I'll fuck you.
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>>559321908
Your ass is fucking magnificent
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>>559359274
holy shit anon
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>>559345527
Fuck. I'm Jewish German, too.
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>>559355467
If you are still in this thread, I'm also in Massachusetts and willing to top or bottom
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>>559334012
roasting in epic bread
>>
check my ID
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>>559360089

My emo room mate's friend from college, came over one night, knew he was gay. He never done crystal before. I loaded a pipe of it for him. After a couple hits the dude starts gettin' all touchy feely on me. I'm not into it.

I proceed to start cooking up a shot of H. I had smoked some crystal earlier so I'm already not thinking straight. So I decide it's a good idea to throw a fat shard of crystal into my heroin shot... then I remember my friend/room mate still had like a half gram of cocaine left in his room. So in goes some cocaine.

I do the shot while being judged by this little bitchy faggot the whole time for using needles...

Feel the pure intensity of injected methamphetamine and the glory of a classic speedball hit me all at once. Apparently this thrust my annoyance and hatred for this little gay dude into feelings of raging hatefucking passion.

I stood up fucking wired as hell, looked him right in the eyes, said "You got a fucking jimmy hat?"

He questions me, and I just said straight up "Because I want to dilate your asshole."

He immediately pulls out of a condom from his little fucking satchel/purse thingy, lobs it at me.

I suit up in seconds, throbbing hard since I did the shot a minute ago. He disrobes at an alarming pace, we proceed to fuck the way I SAY, I tell him no kissing, no fucking me, only me fucking him, and no fucking oral for either of us. He agrees.

After we finish I immediately regret it all... cook up a fatty shot of H to calm my feelings of self hate. Tell him to fuck off, he goes home. I shoot up, take couple ambien, proceed to sleep for about 18 hours.

That's that... never again...
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>>559362317
no
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>>559362425
I somehow envy your life but I'm really not sure why.
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>>559362664
Because it's interesting.
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>>559362664

Probably because It's not dull.

I have so many god damn stories and adventures to remember and think back upon, and I look forward to creating more.

But when it ends it ends, I am having too much fun, but I know that comes with a cost. I could possibly overdose etc... but whatever, I'll take that shit over some god damn boring desk worker type shit the rest of my life.
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>>559362425
Sounds like shit Tarantino would come up with, dude. Any other crazy stories?
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>>559353648
>>559344687
>>559343587

OP stick more shit up your shaved ass and take pics.
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>>559363162
>>559363069

I work an office job as a desk worker so that certainly hits home.

Weed is the hardest drug I've tried so far. Better than no drugs at all, I guess.
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where da jenkem at?
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And after all that the thread just dies? Supergay...
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what do you do on 2CE?

I'd imagine that the ideal activity is a dick in your mouth and a dick in your ass and your dick in a girls ass, but maybe that's just me
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>>559365494
Isn't that how all threads work?
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>>559363912

One of my friends/dealers gave me ~$300 worth of free heroin under one condition. That he got to watch me do the first shot. I agreed of course... was wondering what the fucking catch was.

He lets me cook up a nice chunky shot, let's me tie off and all, then stops me, literally grabbing the needle out of hand.

I start to wonder what the fuck is going on.

He then says "Yeah I want to watch you do the first shot, but I want you to shoot it into your fucking cock vein bro, HUEHUEHUE"

At this point he's fucking completely got me... he let me cook up and tie off and everything man... that was smart. I was so close to shooting up my mouth was watering.

I take about all of 30 seconds to mull it over, and say "FINE, YOU FUCKING CUNT."

I take off my god damn pants, take off my boxers, sit down and grab my limp ass tiny dick and stretch that fucker out something fierce to find that big ass blue vein down the side.

He hands me the needle, I proceed to shoot up into my huge ass cock vein (the vein being huge, not my cock.)

Surprisingly it doesn't hurt anymore than any other shot I've done going in, and I administered that shit spot on, was one of the easiest shots I've done. First try and everything. (Not easy for us fat guys to find veins)

It doesn't hit me as hard as I expected it, maybe cuz it had to travel farther in the body and I plunged at a slower than normal pace out of fear of fucking up my dick vein, but still got me lit in the end.

Anyways, ended up with ~$300 in heroin basically for free. Just had to inject mah penis.

Good times.
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So whats the conclusion here? drug addicts are also faggots?
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>>559366107
MORE!
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>>559366501
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>559366501
Yes.
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>>559366501
Of course
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>>559366501
OP here, can confirm
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>>559334012
Dat ass/cock: 11 out of 10
Dat face/hair: 5

Wasn't expecting that. Oh well. I'd still rail it.
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>>559366501

As a drug addict myself, I can confirm this.
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>>559366107
How do you afford that massive amount of drugs all the time? Do you move it? Do you have a good job? Are you always broke?
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Okay y'all. Been fun, gonna take a couple xanax, couple ambien, with a couple shots of fireball and pass out.

Fat, Ugly, Small-Dicked, Jew-Fro'd, Drug Addict.. UP UP AND AWAY!
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>>559366501

shit,im a drug addict,i would consider myself straigh,but i think a lot of normies wouldnt agree
but i fap to futa a lot and shemale sometime,i think i would fucking a feminine enough trap too.

so,i guess im kind of a faggot too.
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>>559369594
Where do you live?
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>>559369193
LAST QUESTION THE FUCK U KNOW ABOUT JENKEM BRUH?
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>>559369193

please come back tomorrow

make your own thread.


we love you
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>>559369193
you are the official king of /b/ now my man
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>>559369193
I took 5 50mg tramadol last week and i felt hardcore.. fuck me, thats like what you eat for breakfast
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>>559369047

I make a fair wage, around $17/hour, $34+ if I'm on a prevailing wage job. I work with furniture/installation of furniture in offices and shit and also some carpentry.

I do sell drugs, but it's not something I have people blowing up my phone for, I don't make a business out of it. I just sell whenever people who know me ask for some. I hook it up. and make a small profit off it.

>>559369832

I have no fucking idea bro, I might try that shit just for shits and gigs no pun intended. If I do and it works I will be sure to take pics and post a full trip report on erowid.

K BYE
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Only on /b/ would a fat, dirty, neckbeard, microdick, junkie get this much attention. You guys disappoint me.
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>>559371536


he has the triforce of courage tho
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>>559370457
fucking moron
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>>559369193

Godspeed! you friendly fat drug user.
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>>559368145
where do you order your rc's from op?
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