>No one knows I'm high, this is great!
>Wait, is the teacher looking at me more than usual?
>Shit, he's just staring at me now.
>Wait, is he saying something to me?
"Are you in this class? I've never seen you before."
>This isn't art history?
Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
*draws anarchy symbols on my 5star trapper keeper with a Whiteout Pen*
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I want to impress you by asking questions every 2 minutes.
I hope Mr. Anon is ok with that! *blush*
*opens up fresh pack of gum*
I hope nobody noticed, because I don't want to fucking share.
Anon-kun your so funny
fuck you guys.
thank you anon, now I didn't have to open my pack
Teacher, Anon has a Sony Playstation Portable in his Jansport.
stay out of my territory
It's too big!
It doesn't fit
Please be gentle Anon-ku... wait a second
We are still in the classroom.
Didn't the others notice this?
the only thing i caught last night was you mooooom fagget.
>Fuck all of these people
>I'm going to go crazy
>I hate this fucking class
>They will all pay
>Like this little faggot next to me
>Time to vent rage
>Fury will never be the same
Hi anon, may I borrow a pencil if it's not too much... oh okay... I'll just be quiet then, sorry
I JUST GOT THE NEW GAMESPHERE, EVERYONE OVER TO MY HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL
Holy shit an airbender
>They don't know you're high
>They don't know you're high
>They don't know you're high
"Anon, what do you think about..."
hey, es esta la clase de español?
Man I remember back in muh days kids in my class were crushing pills and snorting them off the tables before the teacher came in. Or hiding that they were drunk. Man, middle/high school was a fucking fun time. Miss that shit.
I challenge you to a duel
*furiously opens classroom door*
What the hell is going on here?
I can't theach next door, it's so loud here.
Mr. Anon what is going on here?
I'll trade your sandwich for my top kek, deal?
WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUBU WUB WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB, WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
whatcha got there anon?
i'm lookin for some elf twins
Shit shit shit!
Nobody remind the teacher that we had homework due!
I wonder what's for lunch today...so hungry..Hope they have tots..
TEACHER! ANON IS SMOKING CIGARS OR SOMETHING
every time I would fucking hear this I would just want to salp the hoe that said it
*slaps you, hoe. Backhand*
ay ay ay, taco taco burrito
gracias anon, seamos los cholos de la clase.
Listen up gringos, we are the vatos locos and we will fuck u up if you don't give us your mone lunch ese
"Mr. Anon, aren't we going to turn in our homework today?"
>looks towards back of the classroom and laughs
*throws a piece of balled-up paper at the garbage can. Yells "KOBE!". Misses. Walk of shame to throw it away again, misses from only inches away. Gets it third time. Class is not impressed.*
'sup kids, get yo phones out 'cus we learning.
Every fucking time its the foreign chick.
Why the fuck
WHY THE FUCK.
you filthy nigger shut the fuck up!!!!!
>assumes class is in the USA or Euro
pic not related
*pulls out dick*
my uncle did this to me
*Teacher walks out of the room
This is a cool ass turtle man, How long have you had it fo-
FUCK MY FINGER
Looks at clock
Back at teacher
Looks at clock again
FUCK YEEEEAH, LET'S GET EVERYBODY NAKED AND RUB EACHOTHER BODIES IN OIL OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT WOOHOOOO
What to get. What to get..Oh! this one comes with glow in the dark stickers!
whatcha llokimg at, anon?
Sigh... let's get over with it, Anon
Hey, look at what I found at the library! Do you guys think there's some demonic magic in this?
This is why our class cant be in Sandy Niggeria
Yeah guys, I'm like, a satanist. So don't fuck with me.
*sits on the corner and draws hentai all day long*
Yeah, old times.
Is that tic-tax in your pocket or are just exited to see me, Anon?
Get changed anon, we're playing dodgeball today!
Reminds me of some time where some kid literally set the carpet on fire. Poured lighter fluid on the floor and lit it. Was some punk/metal kid who whore a jean vest everyday with patches and steel toed boots.
>dodgeball day in gym
>both excited and worried
>no one would ever aim at me except friends if they were on the other side
>could dodge pretty well
>everyone else on team gets hit
>me vs entire other team
>can't throw for shit
>get embarrased and fuck up
Teacher: I suppose you can all go, I forgot what I wanted to mention.
>"You were about to give us our homework"
Smoked some laced shit in the bathroom and now it's p.e,
oh fuck why are there little gnomes doing push ups.
Anyone see that new episode of malcolm in the middle?
The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!
needing to take a shit really badly but the fucking teacher wont let you go.
nigga meet me outside class ask for bathroom break we are getting fucked up before lunch
>hey man can I barrow money for the bus
every fucking time they buy chips or some shit instead of actually getting on the bus.
all my rage
SOMEBODY KNEW THAT TODAY IS PENIS INSPECTION DAY???? OH SHIT I'M SO NERVOUS
hey, bro check it out
the teacher totally didn't notice.
Lost your PE kit anon? Grab something from the pile and get changed!
>Forgetting homework at home that you actually did and needed
it would drag on for half the fucking lunch break i swear
mfw the substitute teacher comes in
*''let the hungergames begin'';s internally*
Yo can I see your answers?