Stole my friends iPod touch
He was pretty mad when he found out and texted me saying,
"If you're gonna act like a nigger, then you're gonna get treated like one".
What does that even mean? Anyways what are some good ways to strike him first before he strikes me.
Look gee I needed some money. His iPod touch was there. I know I'm not a good friend. I've done this countless times before but it's live or let live. I'm gonna strike him before he strikes me.
>Look gee I needed some money
Now you really are a nigger. White or not you are a fucking dirty nigger and a shit friend.
Fuck guys like you, he is not your friend. I hope he beats the shit out of you or something.
>Op being a nigger AND a faggot
Why would I fucking slave all day for a bowl? Look it happened. Can't look back it. You just gotta move on and get ready. I'm gonna find a way, maybe hit him with a bad or burn his fucking car.
Not even easy to get a job though.
> stealing a iPod touch out of all things, you poor nigger.
OP, if you are wanting to be a nigger, you need to think and act like a nigger.
>grow an afro
>buy clothes 10 sizes to big
>get some fake jordans and kill anyone who says they are fake
>find a baby momma
>get her preggo
>leave the bitch, she aint shit.
>find a hoe
>fuck that hoe
>walk around in a gang
>carry a gun or knife
>get a tattoo of your post code
>whenever someone is filming, jump infront of the camera, give your homies a shout out and yell "world star nigguh"
Alright, fuck it. I hate you, mostly because I'm out of bacon, so fuck you. I'll leave on this note. I hope you choke on a brick while watching your entire family get rapped by a reconstructed Titanic. Fuck you. I hope you die.
>stealing from a friend
>to buy a bowl
You chose this life, nigger
haha got 50 bucks at pawnshop and only because it was new.
that bought me 3 grams of the best shit. Got blown the fuck out. I regret nothing. Now I'm just focusing that this bitch don't strike me.
>OP thinks he fits in at /b/
>gets told repeatedly
Rufie his drink and lock him in a nigger dungeon where he must recieve a golden shower every hour. On every wall show a looping video of you rubbing your dick all over his phone and shooting your load all over it. Then end the video with you dropping it on the floor next to a dead nigger babby, with text on screen saying "Who is the nigger now?". Then the video loops. Then, each night while he sleeps you paint a part of him black. Over the course of 30 days, feeding him grape juice and watermelon every 3 days, he will now be fully painted black. Now you take him to a slaughter house and dress up as KKK member to chop his nigger ass up. You will be wearing a necklace of iPod Touches and each screen will display footage of KKK murdering niggers (it is you, in preparation you need to kill a bunch of niggers as a KKK member and film it so that this part will be legit). As you get out your machete, you tell him "If you're going to act like a nigger, then you're gonna get treated like one". Then chop is stupid faggot head off and shoot your load all over his dead body.
Oh and post pics, obv.
What the fuck kind of logic are you using?
>I steal my friends Ipod to sell cause I'm a fucking druggie
>My friend finds out and warns me to not do it again or I'll pay
>I know, I'll fuck up his car or something. That will show him!
What the fuck is wrong with you man? How is that even logical in your head?
i thought twice about that line in "wonderland" where john holmes suggests that he knows some chick in tarzana with a wall of microwaves and the guy who just wants heroin says "what do i want with a microwave? what am i a nigger?" and holmes says "we could heat some food" like a cracked out moron but the idea is no that black people steal... it's more like they'd be gross enough to use a used stolen microwave that's all like smelling like someone else's old meals, etc.
a used ipod has been handled so much, it's all greasy, etc. it's one of the last things i'd want used because i'd have to handle it so much.
some people don't care about disgusting used shit... like sneakers they take from others... blacks are the most commonly depicted types to do that sort of thing.
Wow a whole 50 bucks??
You filthy nigger cunt. Buying in such small quantities too. You live in the hood or something?
Go get a job faggot. One days work can get you like, 60 grams of da beeest shiiit nigggaaa!!
Seriously though, you're retarded.
He's gonna try to strike me though. It was no fucking warning. He doesn't believe in that shit. You mess with him and he will mess with you back but I wanna get him good enough where he just breaks down and decides he better fuckoff or get more shit.
By the way I tried fighting him back when we were drunk and he kicked my ass, so obviously I gotta find something good or else he will just fuck me up.
Ok bro, i got you on this if its vandalism your chasing.
I had this one cheeky cunt talkin smack to my bro, we went around to his house, fucked his car up and fucked his house up.
>throw paint stripper on his paint
>smash his headlights
>pour concrete on his windows
Bro what exactly are you wanting to do? Fuken tell me and ill come up with a plan for you.
You are shit friend. ''I'm gonna steal his stuff cause I need money.'' ''Oh shit he's mad better fuck up his car or something.''
You could've asked or picked cotton like a nigger. Now you die like a nigger. Preferably by getting dragged behind a car.
Something to his car. He got a new car when he got out of the marines a while back. It's a Mercedes. Thinking of just fucking it up.
Shit used to be badass when we would smoke out in his car and go cruising then he became a fag so I had no doubts stealing his shit.
Christ you faggot, ok stealing isnt the best means but havent you heard of not biting the hand the feeds you? Steal from people you DONT know. You can get jail time because youre easily identifiable, plus that's just the most niggardly thing you can do. Steal from stores and then sell on craigslist/yard sales/ebay
That's your fault you cunt. If you didn't steal from him, he wouldn't want to 'strike' you.
How can you fucking hood niggers not understand common sense? If you just worked, even part time. You could afford alot more weed then 3 grams. Plus you would have a friend still and not all this worrying about who fucks up who first.
But instead you think it's best to steal shit, end up in fights or get your shit ruined, lose friends, be around people you can never really trust.
And you think that's the better way to live?
HAHAHA see? Now you got this guy >>559221864 who was going to help you fuck with your 'friend'
But now he realised how much of a piece of shit you are.
Understand you are filth and scum. This is why no one likes you
Sounds like your friend is a real bro, especially since he bothered being friends with someone so obviously retarded. probably felt sorry for you.
Do him a favor and kick your own ass since he's probably too nice to do it for you
So not only did you steal the iPod of someone you have established a good relationship with, and sold it for money for you and only you to have, but because this person retaliated by saying that, you then make this piece of shit thread expecting us to give you advice on how to avoid any consequence from this.
You know it's wrong, you piece of shit, and you'll probably continue with this sort of behavior.
Go ahead, strike him first. Dig the hole deeper, you scumbag. Disrespectful train wrecks like you need a nice big tire iron to the back of the head.
>apply for first job with no experience at restaurant
> get the job
>make $340 every 2 weeks
>make $200-$250 in tips every week
OP is right. getting a job is hard... when you are a nigger.
P.S. hope your "friend" shoots you in the dome.