Homeless stories thread? Homeless stories thread. I'll

lukring
>inb4 dinosaur, tree-fity, lochness monster

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>>559156329
..... I'm sobbing since I have low t.

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>>559156329
Sorry for the stupid cliffhanger, I just wanted to see if you guys cared.

>first thing this guy did was dump a assload of 40's into the trash.
>obviously fucking wasted.
>orders a fuck ton of food, pays in loose change.
>gets his food, wobbles and sits in the booth behind me.
>me and my mom notice, but don't let him bother us.
>ff 5 minutes.
>me and my mom are quietly eating, when all of a sudden, I feel something brushing the back of my hair.
>Wut
>turn around slowly, the dude is just staring at my hair while stroking it.
>"Shawn?"
>"W...what?"
>"You look like my boyfriend, Shawn."
>mybodyisnotready.jpg
>I have no idea what the fuck to do, just panicking in my booth.
>out of nowhere, a fist lands in this dudes face.
>dude is knocked to the floor, dazed.
>"Don't fucking touch my son."
>Dude gets up, throws a looping punch, my mom ducks inside it, hits the faggot in the throat.
>she drops to one knee, elbow to the nuts.
>guy just drops like a rag doll.
>mom drops a hammerfist to the dude's head.
>KO
>Cops come, arrest guy, they help us into a shelter for the night.
>we don't get any sleep because I bug my mom all night about how she became a Blind Brawler.

I have more stories, but not any more Blind-fu.

Mom only unleashed the dragon once.

It was enough.

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>>559157172
keep posting

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>>559157798
Alright here's another story.
>me and mom are leaving the shelter we're staying at, gotta leave during the day.
>most days, we went to the library, she could read if she pressed the books to her face.
>pretty funny shit, honstly.
>anyway, we're on the way to the library, when we come to a crosswalk.
>A WILD NIGGER APPEARS!
>a giant, ripped, black dude runs from down the street, starts dancing in the middle of the intersection.
>kinda funny, actually.
>then, the guy starts yelling at cars, "Ay, git tha fuck out tha car, gimme yo kees, mothafucka!"
>I start laughing, can't help it.
>Crazy bastard hears me.
>ohshit
>powerwalks to where me and my mom are.
>gets right in my face.
>"Ay man, hold ma shit."
>wut?
>dude pulls out his phone, cigarettes (Menthols, lol), and like 40 bucks, shoves it in my hands.
>he runs, jumps on top of one of the cars, and starts punching the roof, yelling at the driver to give his car up.
>see white guy on crosswalk sign.
>cross street.
>we walk fast as fuck away from that guy, when the cops show up, like four fucking patrol cars, surrounding the car.
>"GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"
>"EAT SHIT, PIGS!"
>cops taze monkey, hear his skull crack in the pavement when he falls off the car.
>me and mom shuffle off, use the money to buy food, toss away the phone, sell the smokes.
>mom scolds me for laughing at crazies, but I can tell shes laughing on the inside.

anyone still lurking?

>>559158218
what year? I thought the government took kids from parents who couldn't support their kids.

>>559158819
Absolutely. Was "economically disadvantaged" for a while myself. These stories are great. People are fucking incredible, especially the sort you see down in the gutters of society.

Wait so the dude, was he your dad?

>>559158950
We had problems with CPS, but most times, the either let the case drop or me and my mom went to another town.

They only got me once, but my mom worked with the system, got me back two months later.

Fuck foster care.

has your situation improved for you two?

>>559159393
No, anon.

Just a drunk guy.

>>559159457

This. Y'all alright na0?

>>559159432
Did your foster care family attempt the infamous diddle?

>>559156329
skip the crap and tell us about your mum dying, or you living happily ever after.

no one cares about what happens in between

>>559159457
Well, my situation improved.

My mom died awhile back.

I never got to set her up in a house.

Honestly, I made this thread because I miss my mom and the times we had.

The hardest times were the funnest, you know?

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more please? did you and your ma have cool hobo names?

is that ur anime mom in the picture?

bcuz she's pretty kawaii, if u kno what i mean

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I have a story that doesn't have my mom in it, if you all are tired of feels.
>be 16
>its late, got done doing an odd job for some cash, riding the bus to the home of one of my mom's friends that let us crash there.
>its a long ride, so I read a book to pass the time.
>the bus stops, lets on a really cute homeless girl.
>I can tell she's homeless, raggedy clothes, overstuffed backpack, thousand-yard stare.
>all these things give her away.
>that, and she's carrying a dirty life-size plywood cutout of Bugs Bunny.
>empty bus, but she sits in front of me.
>decide to chat her up, maybe get her number.
>"Long night?"
>she turns around, and gives me the evil eye.
>"Sorry, I'm spoken for."
>"Let me guess, by him?", and I point to Bugs.
>her eyes go big as saucers, and she turns red.
>"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MAN!"
>I just freeze up, I had just crossed an invisible line into this lady's minefield.
>I backpeddle, "Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't know you liked a cartoon cutout. My bad.".
>click.
>bitch goes ballistic, starts screaming shit I can't understand, and just starts beating me down into my seat with her fists.
>crazy bitch has crazy strength.
>the bus stops, and the driver has to pull her off me, yells at her to get the fuck off before he calls the cops.
>she books it, hauling ass with Bugs into the night.
>driver asks if I'm okay, gives me three one-month passes he had on him.
>get to friend's house, knock the fuck out.
>I told my mom the next day and she called me a pussy for not beating her ass.

Homeless women are crazy.

>>559160237
Tell us more about her. She sounds like a good person.

Was she homeless before you were born?

>>559160465
uh, it would be cool if we just ignored the file I accidentally attached to this post

>>559160237

Glad your situation improved. ::brofist!::

You should write memoir = profit + help homeess people.

Non-troll question: Do you ever volunteer at soup kitchens or help out other homeless/spread awareness?

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>>559160237
Also, how did you improve your situation?

>>559160640
At least you didn't stick your dick in crazy.

tho post more OP.

>>559160048
>>559160465
No, anon, I wasn't rammed in the ass by some foster dad, sorry.

My mom did have a "Hobo Name" kinda.

She was blond and blind.

People called her "Blindie"

I heard a few people refer to me as "Doggie".

Shit sucked.

>>559160640
did you ever see mrs. bugs again?

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Cum on guys~!

>>559161220
Doggie?
Is there a reason for that?
Doesn't sound like it made a lot of sense.

>>559160752
I do, though I'm not OP.

>>559161220
Blindy and Doggie would be the best movie ever. Your mom sounds cool, anon, I'm sorry to hear about her passing.

>>559161220
Glad to hear that you weren't setup with shit bags.

>>559161305
Sorry, I only cum on girls and my left hand.

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this thread is great moar stories please

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>>559161751
ima girl :D

>>559161989
tits or get the fuck out

>>559161751
>>559161989
She got you.

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>>559162132
Heh silly newfag, those rules only apply to female OPs
>>559162178
:D

>>559160681
>>559160752
>>559161132
>>559161432
>>559160681
>>559160752
>>559161132
My mom was the single coolest, most determined, badass person I ever knew.

She was my best friend.

She died when I was 19.

After that, I cremated her body, and kept her ashes in a tiny bowl.

Got my GED, joined the Military, went to collage, joined the police force, now I do patrols around the same places I used to sleep.

I spread her ashes along the ocean because she always love water.

I try to help the homeless when I can.

let them crash at my place, feed them, whatever.

>>559162413
whats your paypal so we can send you money

>>559161432
I think they called me doggie like seeing eye dog, anon.

I got one for you guys. Never been homeless, but I had an encounter.

>Be me
>Go outside to take out trash
>Look behind cans
>See a little girl laying there
>She's probably like 7 or 8
>Take her inside
>Start to clean her up in my bath
>After a while I get hard
>I take her out of the tub
>Take her to my room
>Lay her on my bed
>Fuck her so hard you'd think she was still alive

>>559162512
Anon, I don't need money.

But, next time you see a bum, buy him some food.

or a beer.

Either one works, honestly.

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Btw Blood-chan how's being homeless going?

>>559162413
Bro, your mom would be proud of the man you have become. Any parent would be. I'm proud of you too.
>Good luck out there
>Be smart
>Be good
>Never give up

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I'm not homeless anymore ._.

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You were NEVER!!!! homeless

That fictional timeline doesn't even match up with the one you're going with right now

Stop traveling between alternate universes and expecting it to make sense

>>559162410
...it hurts, but I agree with it

>>559158950
>>559163461
Yup look at him just another homeless guy on the Internet

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Mandatory

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>>559163620
I was for like two days when my mom kicked me out
>>559163721
Yep, I got some beautiful breasts too ><;
>>559163748
>guy
ha~

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>>559160640
> homeless girl would have phone
One of these things is not like the other...

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I can't find a torrent of a show an hour after it aired

The internet has failed

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Blood-chan lives in a nigger neighborhood, if she was actually homeless for that amount of time she would have been raped AT LEAST 20 times. That's just math.

>>559164057
They have pay as you go phones for $10 bucks Not like she had an iphone with a contract

is jack in the box only a texas thing? i fucking love jack in the box

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>>559164209
You need that satellite thing that broadcasts Japanese TV

Damn I forgot the name
>>559164425
I did see a few cars getting broken into but no one bothered me, I was in a tunnel anyway, I no where to hide

>>559162413
I'm tearing up here man, I bet your mom is real happy for you right now, and probably feels bad that she couldn't give what most mothers could. But I'm sure she tried her damndest

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>>559164675
I'm not talking about an anime, I'm talking about Twilight: The TV Series

And that's exactly the kind of place they'd go to sell cocaine and stolen bikes

>>559164057
>>559164057

A lot of young homeless people have phones. They're either prepaid or their family pays for them. My brother is homeless and he's always had a phone because my Mom always wants to be able to either contact him or for him to call for help if he's in trouble. Nothing fancy but it's enough. It's not that uncommon, actually.

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>>559164859
._.

>>559164859
they sell coke in their apartments with the protection of gangs, they'll sell bikes in the park

heh

>>559158819
fuck yeah dude. moar

I have another, guys. Sorry its taking so long, I'm on my phone.
>My mom lands a job as a paleta woman.
>non-spics read: Ice cream woman.
>we walk around, all day, pushing a cart full of shitty ice cream, selling it for a dollar.
>we only get to keep half of what we make, max 25 bucks a day for 10 hours of work.
>we're living outside, but its Texas, so its not that bad.
>one day, the boss tells us he's letting us go, but we have to work today because "we rented the cart already" so we have to pay it off.
>complete bullshit, I want to tell him to fuck off, but mom says okay.
>before we leave, we stuff the cart full of ice cream, plus I carry a bunch in my back pack.
>we go downtown, to under a bridge where every homeless person lives, and just start handing out ice cream.
>my mom tells everyone our story with each ice cream.
>everyone gets some, people start playing music, a party just jumps up.
>all because of shitty ice cream.
>we leave the cart with them when we left to go back to camp, but a friend of my mom said that a
bunch of dudes just basically shit inside it, filling it to the brim, and left it at the store.

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>>559162413


this right here, this is a good thread.

You're a great dude OP, it's nice to see people love their mothers like I and apparently few others really do.

I'm very sorry you lost your mother so young, I'm greatful I've never lost a close parent.

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>>559165282
I got it mixed up then, tunnels are where they go to sell the orifices of young white girls

>>559165376
Akame ga Kill, Zankyou no Terror, Nozaki-kun, Himegoto

OP are you watching anything this season ? anime i meant

>>559162881
the punchline

>>559162413

You are fucking awesome

>>559162413
feels overwhelming rn. let it be known that op was not a faggot today

>>559160237
no offense, you know? but this kinda sounds made up, you know?

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>>559165376
I just watch Naruto
>>559165696
No, I'm not
>>559165648
NO one even walks into the factories in the bronx and there's no street lamps there either....Trust no one goes there~
And don't watch Twilight...you're already on thin ice

>>559165585
Thanks, anon.

I like to think my mom is proud of me.

Sorry if I filled this thread with feels, didn't mean to. I just get a bit choked up when I remember my mom.

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>>559165989
I don't actually mean Twilight, I mean True Blood

And I break imaginary ice on purpose; it turns me on

>>559165460
Haha man that was a good one OP. Hope the best out there for you man. Your mom sounds like the coolest mom ever

Btw, sorry if it sounds rude but are you hispanic?

>>559157172
That's fucking awesome, man. Your mom was hardcore.

>>559166040
why are you apologizing for that? I came here to lurk and got so much more. Nothing to be sorry about bro

>>559156329
>stay in homeless shelter
>bunkbed, locker, shower stalls, 3 meals a day
>walk around city
>take out books from library and read a lot
>allowed one article of clothing from donation room
>wait in line
>hold place for guy who steps out to smoke crack with guys nearby
>movie night
>guy murdered with bat behind building
>someone donated 10,000 apple pie slices
>pie every meal
>apply for dishwashing job
>walk half hour to get there, not on schedule
>'call in and we'll tell you if we need you that day'
>email from police saying there will be nationwide search for me

Was interesting. Kind of boring but so is life. Mostly from not living the normal lifestyle; I work a year then live my shut in life for at least a year not having to, so I end up not keeping references. I also don't have a phone. I'm pretty charismatic and smart but I don't fit with the HR that is now running the world.

>>559162929
You are a cool guy anon, best of luck to you

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>>559166158
waaah... my mom wants to use my computer...bbl v////v;

>>559165696
Well, I'm watching some old stuff, like Kino's Journey, TTGL, shit like that.

>>559161305
Deadmans wonderland ;-;

>>559157172
Oh yeah, when we were in line for clothes one of the guys told us how he was woken up by another guy stroking his hair saying 'Jennifer, Jennifer'.

Good times. Those rascally drug addicts.

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>>559166551
I'm going to teach your mom an anal lesson

>>559166291
Yes, I'm Mexican, but I suck at Spanish.

Mom never taught me.

Her reason being that we weren't wetbacks, we were American.

Shit always made me laugh.

>>559162929
thank you anon I will do as you say

Man, life is beautiful.

>July 27, 2014, a good thread on /b/.

Thank You OP.

Okay, so ...

>Be around 25 and in between Christmas/New Years.
>Getting gas at a station when I see an OLD homeless dude wearing white gauze bandages on his arms, hands, and head - using a walker just to get around.
>Homeless dude goes into the gas station store to get something.
>I finish filling my tank and see the homeless guy hobbling out of the store just holding cash in his hands and he's obviously upset.
>He can hardly walk and he's waiting to cross the street. Slow as a fucking narcoleptic snail. So I go over and help him walk across the street to the bus stop.
>He had an obvious head wound that had bled at some point but was bandaged up still. He said he went in to get a beer but as he was walking (with his fucking walker and all bandaged up) he fell.
>The store clerk told him he won't sell him any alcohol because he's obviously already drunk and a bum.
>He said he even had money and shows me. It's a bunch of wadded up ones and change.
>I said, "Well fuck him, what kind of beer did you want? I go get it for you." He offered me his money to go pay for it but I said that it's fine, I'll use my own.
>He told me the brand, I went in, bought two of them (those tall cans, don't know what they are because I don't drink beer), got a bag of pretzels (because, fucking beer and pretzels right?) and left the store.
>Go back to guy, give him the beers and pretzels and he says, "Oh, you can keep the pretzels." I said, "Are you sure?" and he told me, "Yeah, I'm not hungry."
>Thought, "WTF? .... well whatever."
>Sat and waited for the bus with him and chatted a bit.
>Apparently the guy takes the bus a few miles down to the local river bed. I live in CA and the "rivers" are just huge concrete gutters that are almost always empty unless we get rain or snow in the mountains (which is pretty much never).
>Lots of homeless guys live there under the bridge that goes over the river.
>Bus came, he got on, said thanks, and left.

>>559167836
>>559167836

I've also got another one that isn't so nice that I'll type here in a second ...

>>559163882
I cried a little ;-;

>>559157172
>>ctrl + f
>>"toph"
>>nothing
You guys suck

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>>559166617
good good you are on the weaboo path. have you seen Clannad ?
my comment on the series
pastebin com/g7nLUPr2

>>559168113

>Be 13, living with my Mom in a Condo after she and my Dad got divorced and sold the house (Dad turned 50 and respecced into teh gay).
>Nice condo area. Nothing fancy but it was nice. It had fake little streams in the common areas that went through our "back yards" (a 10 by 10 foot cement patio).
>It's summer, I'm off school and just hanging out at home. I was always responsible and would be in charge of the house while parents were away, even with my brother being 4 years older than me (brother didn't live with us in the condo, though).
>Walk through the tree'd in common area with the streams and see a homeless dude.
>I am kind of a good kid and so I go up, strike up a small convo and ask if he's hungry.
>(When I was a kid, I saw a movie Dick Tracy (terrible movie BTW) and in it a kid pulled a sandwich out of a trash can and ate it, so while at school sometimes I'd take my packed sandwich and toss it in the trash all wrapped up for someone like that kid to eat .... I was basically a giant nice guy pussy.)
>So I tell the guy I'll go get him something to eat. I head to my condo which isn't too far away and he's kinda following behind. I go into my condo, lock the door behind me (with him waiting outside) ... I'm not fucking retarded.
>Make a sammich with a ton of meat and cheese, get a couple bags of chips (the small ones) and give it to him on a paper plate outside.
>He says thanks, I tell him to have a good day, then I close and lock the door.
>About 10 minutes later I hear someone trying to open and unlock my front door.
>Freak the fuck out ("This is how I die")
>Freak out, call my Mom at work, tells me I'm a fucking moron and to call the police.
>I call, she calls, cops are there in about 1 minute flat.
>Comes see him down the street a bit, claims he's my Dad and he lives there, they LOL and come talk to me.
>"He said he's your Dad, lol. We're arresting him. Have a good one, and stop talking to homeless people"

>>559168113
who the fuck turns down beer and pretzels? will your next story involve that?

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>>559156329
>Moved to San Diego to explore starting a business with someone I knew a few years that seemed pretty sharp. Spent the last of my cash getting there...

>Fucker did not have the apartment for me he said he'd arranged, also had not told his wife I was coming, & just sprung "he can live with us!" on her while I was standing there. Nice. Fucker also was not prepared to operate a business... nothing was set up. Instead, this shithead was buying used & stolen shit off craigslist and reselling it out of his garage.

>Slept on a crushed cardboard box for cushion in his garage for a few months, showered at the beach, tried to figure out a way to move forward, til we were both at the end of our rope, & his wife said no more. Off to live on the beach full time, fuckin cold on the beach at night, had $7 left to my name.

>Stole 1 white shirt, 1 pair tweed pants, 1 pr loafers, & 1 tie.

>Walked into an engineering firm at the end of the block, got a $60k Project Mgr job on the spot. Paid back store for clothes, moved into a motel, saved 4 paychecks, moved to La Jolla. 6 years of beaches and bitches.


mfw I just sold all the useless pretty bullshit I owned, to spend the next three years touring South America on bike (bicycle). Have nothing, want nothing.

I have a few more stories, if I can type them fast enough on this damn phone.
>me and mom are living at a shelter, but they kick us out after they poke around, find a beer can in a ceiling panel.
>not ours, but doesn't matter, GTFO.
>we have no idea where to go, and its getting dark fast.
>"I have an idea, anon."
>she tells me to look on her phone and find the nearest river on google earth.
>"why?"
>"Just do it!"
>I look it up, its a walk, but there's a river nearby.
>we start walking, and after a LONG ass time, we get there.
>holyshit.jpg
>along the river is a fucking homeless town, just fucking huge.
>beds everywhere, bonfires, even fucking televisions hooked up to generators.
>I ask my mom how whe knew they would be there, I mean, come on, you're blind.
>she doesn't say anything else except "People like us come to the River Lethe to forget."

We stayed there for like a month until police tore it down.

>>559166617
Kino's journey is amazing.

>>559169585
>>559169585

He didn't turn down the beer, just the pretzels.

>>559169776
btw you better learn some spanish, maricón.

There is a guy that goes by Twiin that was homeless as a teenager and wrote some stuff about it. I want to say it's on Everything2 but I am not certain and can't immediately find it.

>>559167836
I once chatted with a homeless guy begginh near an ATM and offered to buy him something to eat.
"Yeah, everything but pretzles!"
Ask him why not.
Apparently most homeless people in germany get bought pretzels 90% of the time. He said he throws them away most of the time because the ridiculous amount of salt on them causes stomach pain and even promotes stomach cancer (which he had) and nobody wants them because they're sick of them.
Bought him a sausage and he was happy as fuck.
tl;dr: homeless people hate pretzels

>>559167192
you are the descendants of the ancient Aztlan and the real owners of the continent. the spanish isnt even your original language. the american identity is a joke.
any way how did you end up on the streets ?

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>>559166617
cheers OP
your name doesn't happen to be Kamina, does it?

>>559170075
I actually am trying to work on my Spanish because many of the homeless people I meet only speak Spanish, which makes it a pain to help them.

But its Texas.

What do you expect, right?

>>559157172

Noice. I imagine your mom as a blind Ripley from Alien

>>559162413
fuck you you faggot ass cop hope you kill yourself in yourself you shit nut

>>559169776
Dude, if she really said that, no only was your mother a badass, but she was poetic as hell.

>>559170165
>>559170165

Uh, Mexicans aren't Aztecs. Most are offspring of Spanish and Portuguese colonists. 90% of the native population of North and South America was dead a generation after meeting colonists because of disease that spread through nearly every tribe and nation on both continents.

TL;DR

Mexicans aren't natives anymore than blacks and fuck heads with belt buckles on their shoes.

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>>559170305
I fucking wish I was 1/10 of the man Kamina was.

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>>559167192
I'm Mexican too man, my mom came here with similar hopes, to live the American dream etc

you should learn some Spanish and make a pilgrimage to the motherland sometime, it's quite the fulfilling experience, even if you don't know anyone there

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>>559170524
Well i hope you do well, fellow anon.

>Me gusta la verga
that's how you should always greet your fellow mexicans

>>559169706
I don't think most people can imagine.

You and your mum had sex right?

>>559163882
This fucking brought me to tears

>>559170559
My mom wasn't pure blind, but she was very close. I had to help alot, but I didn't mind.
>>559170668
Oink, Oink
>>559170746
The only reason I remember that really was because my mom wasn't the intellectual type, so it really stuck with me when she just dropped it on me. She was
always full of surprises.

>>559171516
your a pussy

So what did we learn in this thread?

>Homeless people can be both good and bad.
>They fucking hate pretzels but love beer.
>They have parties in river beds.

>>559170882
I've been to Mexico a few time, anon.

Beautiful counrty.

Would never live there though.

I hate throwing water into toilets to flush.

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>>559171843
tl;dr'ing scum

>>559169706

hold up, what kind of credentials did you have that you got hired on the spot?

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>lived in the woods for a year
>thought I was going to die a couple of times
>got sober and now live at home
Feels good man.

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>>559160640
I remember my mom and I having tough times.

We moved alot often from my aunts house to another aunts house, to our house, which really is conservative calling it that. God she would do anything for me, spend the little money we had to go to street fairs and even get me to ride an elephant, and the day after she would play off not eating as a diet. Meanwhile dad was working his ass off in the Nords.

We didn't have much then, we don't even now but she still lives for me and my brother, just for us. She's so sick physically and sock of life but I dont know how she pulls through.

Things are looking up now, and will only get better, god help.

I promised her when I finish uni. I'm buying her a Bentley even though that won't begin to pay back the life she's sacrificed out of her for me and my brother.

I just cant really say this to anyone anymore so you guys might as well be the vent.

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>>559165460
What part of Texas OP?

>>559172468
Where did you live, anon?

I've had okay experiences living in the woods.

Op. Is your name josh?

>>559158218
>tossing phone instead of selling at the da pawn shop

>>559172767
Texas, specifically South-East Texas.

>>559172759
Laredo. Right near the border.

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>>559171279
translation if anyone is wondering

Me gusta la verga = i love the cock

>>559172990
Did you go at it alone?

You can't do that in Texas brush.

You gotta sleep in shifts, fucking snakes, man.

>>559160747
i am going to do the opposite of that. please supply context

>>559172854
Nope.

Think more Mexican and religious.

>>559162881
nigger

>>559173502
José. Jesus. Noé. Juan.

>amirite?

>>559173290
Yes, I did it alone.
I knew what food to eat and I had a shelter way back in Sam Houston Forest.
Snakes aren't all that bad.

>>559163882
Haven't seen that in a long time. Good story.

>>559173658
Nope.

Hint: Stay on the Jesus path.

>>559173719
Shit, I'm impressed.

How did you almost die, then?

Other bums try to jump you?

>>559173907
Pedro

>>559174250
Nope.

>>559172029
>I hate throwing water into toilets to flush
Shit, that thing is real? i live in a place like Mexico or shittier but i would hate to do that.

>>559173719
I could never do this. I would always feel as though I was being watched

>>559174181
Joseph?

>>559174893
Fucking close, anon.

You're in the inner circle.

>>559174535
Is it Jesús Miguel?

>>559174729
You are being watched though?

>>559174653
Believe me, its real anon.

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>>559175123

you're the fucking shit, op. great thread.

>>559172468
i want to hear more about this

Best thread ive seen in a while OP, many thanks

>>559175313
No, get off Jesus.

One last hint: Think holy.

>>559175902
Angel?

>>559175123
How is Joseph closer to Jesus than it is to José?
Joe maybe?

>>559175494
>>559175783
Thanks guys.
I like to think /b/ can be like this more, just anons swapping stories.

>>559176119
You're on fucking fire anon.

>>559159432
>>559160048

heard terrible stories about fostercare. you got lucky to get back with your mom, if you had blond hair, you'd have been sold to some arab.
did they lock you in a cage and only feed you bread and bologna?

>>559175123
John/Juan?

>>559176479
Is it Lucifer?
That'd be a cool name

>>559175902
Isaac
Angel
David
Immanuel
Judas
Christiano
Juan

>>559176585
Nah, I just got placed with a white family that was convinced that they needed to help me with problems I didn't have.

They tried to say I had ADHD, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, etc.

I think they we're trying to squeeze money out of the state.

I'm glad I fucking left.

>>559176479
Angelo

ANGELO!

>>559176479

Angelo

>>559175902
Christian. Fuck. Pretty obvious.

>>559177379
FUCK CAPTCHA
someone was faster

>>559176751
Nope.
>>559176886
Lucifer is a kinda cool name, in an edgy teen kinda way.
>>559177196
Good guesses, but all misses.
Right track, though.

>>559172579
You'll get through this, everything will get much better

>>559177379
>>559177395
>>559177412
>>559177635
Nope.

Do you guys just want my name?

Or do you still wanna guess?

>>559177669
I don't even mean it in an edgy teen way
It'd be fucking dumb to name someone Lucifer, but if it didn't have the religious connotations it'd be sorta nice

>>559177669
Now I feel like you're fucking with us lol

>>559177939
Tell us which letter it starts with
We should be able to guess it with that.

>>559176215
no it cant. 4chan is too full of bored children and neurotypicals. the thread expires in 10 min for god sake.

>>559178057
Nah, anon.

If I give you the first lettet, might as well give you the name.

>>559177939
OP's fucking with us, his badass mom prpbably thought it'd be funny to give him a german name and called him Heinz.

>>559162881
goddammit you got me

>>559178291
Well, I give up.
I'd prefer if you tell us.

There's a ton of Spanish Biblical names.

>>559178291
Arummmmumbmmmmbmmmmb
The sound of a running lawn mower

>>559178126
I dunno, anon.

You don't give /b/ros enough credit.

We all have stories to tell, good or bad. Plus, everyone likes to vent.

One day, maybe.

Just tell usn I'm trying to take a shower OP.

>>559162413
I love you OP

>>559174653
How the fuck do you think toilets work, anon?

>>559178521
>>559178745
Gabriel. The name is Gabriel.
>>559178764
I love you too, anon.

Lets get married.

Do gay stuff.

>>559178908
Well of course i know that it works with water but i use the lever and wait for it to refill

>>559179091
Omg that was so fucking obvious! Now I. An shower in peace lol do you like doing gay stuff with girls? Lol ill love you more than the other guy lol

>>559179091
>Gabriel
Top Tier name, OP

Most Gabriels are cool people. My best friend's name is Gabriel.
It sounds cooler in Spanish though.

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>>559163882
good one in return i dig this up for you guys

>>559159393
>you look like my boyfriend
Yes, that was his dad.

>>559179371
Silly, anon, tricks are for kids.

There's no girls on the internet!

Post proof.

In the form of tits, please.

>>559179091
Archangels
That's why it was so close to Angel

>>559161305
bloodchan pls

>>559164028
>kicked out for two days because you were acting like a spoiled brat
>using >< and ~
Get the fuck out, or show us them titties and that cawk, you shemale piece of shit.
>>559166551

Change 'get the fuck out' to 'stay the fuck out'

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>>559179737
Posting my great tits. Hope you like them ;)

>>559179413
Thanks, man.

I always liked my name.

And it does sound better in Spanish.

Makes the women drop their panties if you say it right.

I wouldn't know though.

>>559180235
lame

>>559180235
No one likes a tease, anon.

Made me laugh though.

Im currently homeless. Who wants to hear my story?

>>559179647
....I wonder if that anon ever found out why she was kicked out?

I find that to be VERY important

>>559180146
Damn, anon.

Why so hostile?

Kinda curious here.

>be on subway train with racist ol' dad
>at the stop we get off some black guy was begging for money
>dad avoids eye contact and powerwalks by as the hobo says 'got any change sir?'
>later dad recalls the tale to my mom as us narrowly escaping a run-in with an aggressive vagrant, he went on to bitch about the crime rate and lack of police force.

>>559180619
Lol and that's what matters. Plus I have small boobs. They aren't impressive.

>>559180795
i am here

>>559180795
Wouldn't mind another story posted

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>>559180969
I'm not anon, but those two enganging in the conversation seem very cancerous. But that is just my observation.

>>559181170
Small boobs are great.

They just are.

Fuck cow tits.

>>559181170
Why do women think this is a good excuse?
Boobs are boobs. Go ahead.

>>559180969
Why not? Anonymity is freedom, brother.

>>559181350
Even cancer is interesting if it has a story.

>>559181151
>be inside subway with father
>at the stop we get off some black guy was begging for money
>dad powerwalks by as the hobo says "yo nigga got any reparations nukka?"
>hobo proceeds to be a valued member of society

>>559181830
kek

Usually, if anyone is so inclined and determined, they can make money somehow. Not a great lifestyle but enough to provide one for their child. Your mother could've gotten a job easily. Provided that these stories are real. I'm guessing she wasn't such a great woman, or is a fiction character.

>>559181403
Yeah at least mine will never be shaggy! Well I enjoyed your stories you're awesome but I must say my good byes.

>>559164028
why not show them off?

>>559181830
i wasnt about to give the hobo any money either but pretending that a leech was a viper accomplishes nothing

>>559181403
Teta que mano no cubre, no es teta sino ubre
>Tits your hand can't cover, ain't tits they're udders.
Rhymes better in spanish though.

>>559162410
You say "I'm a girl" and we're just supposed to take your word for it?

Nuh uh i learned that lesson the hard way

>>559182280
i like it

>>559160048
Holy shit! You too?

>>559157172
Holy fuck man, fuck bums.
>not homeless people doe

>>559182105
Anon, you have every right to think I'm lying.

As far as you know, my mom is fake and these stories are nothing but funny anecdotes.

But, even so, don't ever say my mom didn't try her hardest to provide for me

Seriously, go fuck yourself man.

Pretty interesting life, OP. I wish I was as alpha as you. My mom and I would have been in your shoes if not for staying with my grandparents as a kid. I'm a Texan as well, so I get the Jack In The Box thing.

If you're still doing the work a year, neet a year thing, you're pretty much living my dream. How'd you get this "engineering" job?

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>>559156329
a really long story but worth the read and save.

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Good thread OP, makes me happy for what I had when I was growing up.

>>559183241
Wrong file?

>>559183528
nope, trust me I read it before, it's amazing

>>559183216
Uhh...anon.

I'm not into engineering.

I'm a cop.

I'm far from a NEET.

Although I was fot a while. Shit was terrible.

>>559183715
Oh, I see. I forgot to read the ID's on the linked posts. My apologies. Know anything about being a detective?

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>>559183715
I hope you don't arrest people for stupid shit, like possession . Demon possession.

>>559184023
That's a crazy fucking pic anon

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>>559184250
It's a cute loli

>>559184023
I was going to sleep, anon. Fuck you.

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>>559160237
my respects.

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>>559184708
Well, I don't have any other relevant pictures related to demon possession.

Here is one of the most courageous Russian staring at death itself. If you want it.

>>559183992
I wish I was a detective.
I'm stuck doing patrols, though.
Not too bad. Meet nice people.
>>559184023
Wtf, anon.

She's so greasy, I'm afraid to turn the brightness on my phone up. She might catch fire.

>>559185043
I'd get into law enforcement if I could into being a detective. I'm not the wannabe tough guy mangina police departments seem to love these days, though. You guys actually have a citation/arrest quota, right?

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>>559184480
She is not a cute loli.

THIS is a cute loli.

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>>559184818
>Have to make an account to use the chat

Grim pls, use sites that better accommodate laziness

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>>559185393
it used to allow guests :(

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>>559185316
Oh yeah that is a qt3.14 loli.

Can I have it?

>>559185043
Does it make you feel worse knowing that the unedited version is quite worse, with how it is actually an real persons face ?

She is a demon. Atleast, physically.

>>559185489
>>559185456
>>559185393
>>559185316
niggers, it's bad enough you make your own circlejerk threads with loli pics as a thinlyveiled excuse, but it's shit-tier to go after this QUALITy bread.

get the fuck out. tell genki I'm coming for him.

>>559185316
NII-NII KUN

>>559185305
No, we actually don't have a quota, though our superiors kinda push it hard.

Like me, I often let people slide.

I get shit for it, but I know I have the power to ruin people's days.

>>559162929
OP you've gained my respect with this post
I was afraid you'd accept

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>>559185843

>>559172893
Pawn shop will know its a stolen phone

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>>559185843
Oniiiiichaaan~

is that you again?

>>559185843
Loli is good everywhere anon.

You just gotta balance it out.

>>559185984
Nah, I'd like money, but I would rather work for my own money.

Handouts hurt my pride.

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>>559185927
Oh god, the cicadas..

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>>559185935
Been lurking for a while now. You're one chill hombre.

Thanks for sharing your stories, OP.

>>559166448
Wait, what?
Somebody was murdered and the police want you?
But you're alright now?
I don't understand...

>>559186634
Wtf, anon?

We had good vibes going, man!

GOOD VIBES!

>>559186926
YOU POSTED HER ANON. YOU BROUGHT IT IN.

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>>559157172

>>559186926
You rock, OP.
Stay cool, ese

>>559158218
>>559159342
I spent my mid to late teens squatting on the streets of Frisco. I actually had 3k in the bank the whole time, but those were the punk days and I wanted to see if I could survive.

You see tons of crazy shit from that angle.
No regrets. It was living for real.

anyone got some archives of the man living in hole in the ground until /b/ doxed him and reported him to the camp ground?

>>559186726
No problem, anon.

I love sharing stories as much as you love reading them.

>>559158218
Give me more background on you and your mom! My mom is legally blind and I hang with /know a lot of homeless folk so is is especially interesting to me

>>559157172

I hope you and your mom are ok now!!

>>559186156
if you're gonna talk like that, you had better show me your tits or your dick. I am anon. Fuck your namesync 4chanx bullshit.

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>>559187090
I didn't ask for this.

So we need this archived.
Now.

I was poor as a kid. We lived in a tent in alaska. It wasn't too bad for a while. After that, in winter, we got a trailer from a dumpster and lived in that. There was no electricity and there were so many of us that I slept in a bath tub (a piece of plywood above me to make a second bunk for my elder sister). We boiled water to make a bath in the winter, and got the water from a stream in the summer, my dad read us paperback books he got from the library by candle light, or played harmonica. We didn't eat all the time, but they always had their drugs.

>>559160237
Your mom sounds like a wonderful woman, who loved you very much.

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>>559156329
My mom and I lived on the street for about three months when I was six, again when I was elven for about three months, and again when I was fifteen for about a month. Two days after my eighteenth b-day I was kicked out and told to make it on my own. I ended up dropping out of school because I didn't have a choice but to start working at a local orchard. Nowadays I'm just happy to have a bed and some food to eat. I'm not one to take things for granted. As if that was all that happened. Life is cruel.

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>>559157172
I like yer mom dude

100/10

Today OP, you have made me appreciate all that i had as a child. Also why were you homeless? What happened?

>>559187260
he was a namefag epic hole guy on r9k. cant you search on some board archivers ?

>>559188498
Chin up, anon.

I know its cliche, but its always darkest before the dawn.

Just trust in yourself, man, nothing else.

If you think you can survive, you will survive, dammit.

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>>559188498
Elfen you say?

>>559189114
Shit just sucks. I envy anyone and pity anyone who doesn't know tragedy because of the outlook it gives you.
>>559189361
I don't understand.

>>559188965
Me and my mom ended up homeless when we left my dad who used to beat the shit out of her on a daily basis.

She put up with it for a long time, but one day, she just had enough.

We packed two backpacks, took all his fucking money, and just got on a Grayhound bus to Texas.

We left everything behind.

Clothes, our papers, everything.

My mom tried her hardest to make a new life for me.

She did.

I just wish I could show her how far I've come.

>>559188150
I live in alaska right now, homeless in a friends rv but could be worse, just broke and hungry. What part of alaska were you in

>>559162413
You're a good man.

>>559188150
>We didn't eat all the time, but they always had their drugs.
what drugs ?

Buy hungry people food thread...?

>>559160752
There's so much reddit condensed into one post.

Is this what newfags do? Be ironic with their faggotry? Or do you genuinely believe talking like youre choking on nigger cock is acceptable?

>>559188902
you got any more of those?

>>559189878
was your dad mexican ?

>>559162410
It also applies to stupid attention whoring animu-posting faghots trying to derail a good thread.

>>559189854
Even though I'm not religious, I like one quote on hardship.

"Don't pray for an easy life. Pray to be a stronger man."

That's what hardship does to you, anon.

It makes you stronger.

You will make it.

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this thread is sad, I dont like that

>>559190592
Mom and dad were both Mexican.

Mom Mexican-American, dad a full-on wetback.

>>559189878
If you believe in god she's seen you, and probably is proud, not preaching or anything because god only exists if you believe. Like ghosts.

>>559189028
how in the hell did they dox a man IN A HOLE?

>>559190682
OP, you are one cool fucking guy. Would be an honor to have a drink with ya.

I know you're not religious, but if heaven was real, I know you mom would be smiling down at ya.

>>559189854
Elven>Elfen>Elfen Lied

>>559191081
now i understand why she insisted on calling yourselves american.

>>559189878
That sucks /b/ro. I'm sure she would be proud of how far you've come.

>>559191259
Thanks, man.

God, just talking about beer is making me thirsty.

I could use a drink.

>>559191761
homeless and alcoholic what a surprise

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>be me
>43
> homeless man living in Tokyo with a crazy transvestite and a runaway
> its Christmas eve
> find baby
> we go on crazy heart warming adventure to find the parents
> eventually I get split up from tranny baby and runaway
> wind up in hospital
> tranny and runaway show up and tell me the mom was found
> turns out my long lost daughter is a nurse at the hospital
> she takes me in
> runaway goes home
> crazy tranny is still homeless I think
> MFW I find a lottery ticket earlier that evening
> MFW it was a winner (100 million yen)
>MFW I left it at the hospital
Still the best Christmas present ever

>>559191898
Not homeless anymore, anon.

Also not an alcoholic. I just like to drink from time to time.

>>559191254
well they didnt got his personal information just the place where he was squatting. it was a hole in ground in some national park and some one notified the authorities.

>>559192002
Tokyo Godfathers. Haven't even seen the movie, give me something harder.

Also RIP Satoshi Kon. He had to go right now.