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>invite in >offer to buy what they're selling over some wine >they're excited to try grown up drinks >they get real tipsy >i start rubbing one of them >she enjoys it >the others wanna know what i'm doing >show them >they start doing it on themselves >have sex with all of them
>>559126702 Invite the one on the very right inside and tell the other three to fack off. Bring her inside and let down her pigtails and snuggle up with her while we watched a movie. Make her my loli waifu
>>559126702 Reach behind door, grab AK-47, point it at them, in the name of Allah you are all now my wives, get in here and make me a bacon sandwich, then its orgy time. Allah Akbar! today was a good day.
>>559127708 Pretty much this, with a handful of >>559128265 It'd be hard to drug them all without the others screaming. Perhaps I could give them all drugged beverages? After, I'd take them down to my basement, and tie them up. I'm not letting them get free.
>>559127751 Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time. Cheeky prick.
>>559126702 be glad i installed camers (they look up to no good) buy whatever they're selling (for fear of life) use large bills (and if they don't have change, offer to buy rest of products or say 'keep the change')
>>559129641 I was just curious wether he knew who he was instead of just having an image of him not knowing what he did or what he stood for, just read your post >>559129725 exactly he still hasn't responded, fucking faggot
>>559133340 What the ra-ri-ru-re-ro did you just say about me, ara ara? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my kurasu in chuunibyou, and I’ve been winkingly oblivious to numerous secret raids on my pantsu, and I have over 300 confirmed fanboy nosebleeds. I am trained in cosplay fanservice and I’m the most popular character on the entire show. You are nothing to me but just another baka hentai. I will wipe you the uguu out with fanservice the likes of which has never been seen before in this time slot, mark my ra-ri-ru-re-ro words. You think you can get away with being that ecchi to me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my himitsu network of spies across the classroom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, aho. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re going to die of embarrassment, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s before my transformation sequence. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the writers’ zany plot devices and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable smirk off the face of the continent, you pervert. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept quiet, ara ara. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you triple baka. I will unleash moe all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to sleep, kiddo. (Please don’t actually go to sleep on me.) Post
>>559135258 Just reported this shitty fucking reply, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that’s right ass hole. i don’t need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that’s right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you’ve ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.
>>559135986 Holy shit are you dumb! I bet you are a liberal arts major, unlike the glorious STEM master race like myself. Let me tell you something buddy, if you keep spreading misinformation the way you are, you will slowly lower the world’s IQ to a position that is comparable to your own. Let me be clear, as I have an IQ that is TRIPPLE DIGITS! I can easily judge your character from across the god damn internet you little shit stain. The romans had a phrase “take it with a grain of salt” because they thought that salt nullified poisons, and they poisoned each other like a bunch of dicks. Guess what you are! A POISONOUS DICK! And the world needs at least a Pi amount of salt to get rid of you (that’s 3.14 lbs for all you retards). So help me god, if you breed you will bring us collectively closer to the idiocracy you so desire, for when the world is dumb, OP is king, you fucking retarded clown with downs.
you, you think you can just roll around the internets telling people what they can and what they can’t do?? i’ve had enough with your inb4, fagoat, and you won’t tell what to do and when to do it. it’s not for you to decide wherever i may roam and how i will do it. it’s my decision, my life you fucking piss of garbage. it’s people like you, who roam the internets with thrash, and bullying, and telling people whut to do, who make our world a shittier place. you won’t tell me where to sage, when to sage, and whut to sage. i might aswell look for you, and find where u live, and then i will turn that sweet little thing you call your life into a living hell. the fact that you’re anon here doesn’t prevent me from getting to you, and it is not uncommon for me to turn into a crazy madafaker when people like you piss me, you little piss of shit.you may not know it, but i know several dangerous people from the darkest places of the internets, including from the secret internets, tor. yeau you’ve probably heard the most horrifying stories about this one, and i can assure you that the people there are real, and i know them, and if i wished, they would have been on their way coming to you this very second. so if you want to avoid this horrible mess in the future, you will stop telling people whut to do on the internets, even when you are anonymous. i don’t know you, you don’t know me but that is going to change.very.soon.
>>559136997 lol I remember one time in 2006 there was a massive CP raid everyone who had proxies spammed every board in /b/ of cp it was called a paradise one person even posted a picture of a little girl being skinned
>>559136997 All those meat and cheese and milk and egg eaters I know are slow witted and asleep. To call them sheep is an insult to the sheep.
And the same is true for all of you. As long as you rejected Veganism you support the illuminati in all things. You may see their hand guiding you but you will never escape it. You will only stay as computer warriors who will spread messages but never spread change.
Try even being Vegetarian, from there was wher emy awakening began. I started to see the patterns in our lives, the invivisible hands of the all seeing eye. But I saw only shadows as long as dairy passed my lips. Dairy and the chemicals of pacification, just as in the water, calcifying the pineal gland.
Change your diet, change your mind. You are what you eat. So eat what is free of the illuminati chemicals and truly awaken. AWAKEN.
You will soon be lighter and brighter than all the slow plodding meat and cheese and milk and egg eaters when you reject their chemical cocktail of compliance.
The only way to truly wake up and truly red pill is to reject their food. Reject the means of control you take to your lips. Reject the meat and egg and cheese and even the FISH!!
For the Fish aren’t safe. The chemical saturates the oceans. It even seeps into the water supply. That’s why you must filtrate your water too, not only for the added fluroide.
But vegetables are pure, or have chemicals in them, natural chemicals that not only fight off the deposits in the body but in the water too. Vegetables and fruits are safe. Nuts and Fungi, safe. The vegan lifestyle is the only means to safety from illuminati food.
You have to awaken through your diet you have to reject them in their fast foods and steaks and eggs and millks and cheeeses or you’ll never be free of their mond control schemes and diseases.
>>559137586 Jelqing is just like any other exercise - you need to warm-up before starting!
1. Massage you penis until you are semi-tumescent (partial erection). 2. In warm water, soak a washcloth. 3. Wrap the washcloth around your penis for three minutes. 4. Repeat above warm-wrap another three times.
An alternative to the above jelqing warm-up is to simply massage and stroke your semi-erect penis in a warm bath.
1. Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect. 2. With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an “Okay” sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly. 3. Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis. 4. When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an “Okay” sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis. 5. You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.
Ideally, you should be able to complete 100 jelq strokes every five minutes. For the first week, only perform 100 jelq strokes each day. For the second week, perform 200 jelq strokes each day. For the third week, perform 300 jelq strokes each day. From the fourth week onwards, try and perform 500 jelq strokes each day.
Important Points For Safe Jelqing
* Always do the warm-up exercises before commencing jelqing. * Always use sufficient lubricant during jelqing. * Don’t squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard. * Never jelq when you have a full erection (and don’t ejaculate when jelqing). Jelq only when you have a semi-tumescent (rather than fully-erect) penis otherwise you may damage your penis. * Always perform a “warm-down” (same as a warm-up) routine at the completion of your jelqing exercises.
>>559137453 A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a young, brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior.
An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
>>559138163 What the Marklar did you just fucking say about Marklar, you little Marklar? I’ll have you know Marklar graduated top of my class in the Navy Marklars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Marklar , and I have over 300 confirmed Marklars. I am trained in Marklar warfare and I’m the top Marklar in the entire Marklar armed Marklars. You are nothing to Marklar but just another Marklar. Marklar will Marklar you the fuck out with Marklar the likes of which has never been Marklar before on this Marklar, mark my Marklar words. You think you can get away with saying that Marklar to me over the Marklar? Think again, Marklar. As we speak I am contacting my Marklar network of Marklar across the Marklar and your Marklar is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Marklar, Marklar. The Marklar that wipes out the pathetic little Marklar you call your Marklar. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar. Marklar can be Marklar, Marklar, and Marklar can Marklar you in over Marklar hundred ways, and that’s just with my Marklar. Not only am I extensively trained in Marklar combat, but I have access to the entire Marklar of the Marklar States Marklar Corps and Marklar will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Marklar off the face of the Marklar, you little Marklar. If only Marklar could have known what unholy Marklar your little “Marklar” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Marklar. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Marklar, you goddamn Marklar. I will Marklar fury all over you and you will Marklar in it. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar.
>>559138531 What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now. Post
>>559138829 What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United Stat es, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.
>>559138921 That stuff tastes awful. Also, 700mg would make anybody incapacitated for about 2 days at least. Delsym is a better option, it tastes better and the buzz is more mild. But what is the point of giving DXM to anyone? They're going to know they're drugged, and it actually increases mental activity, the opposite of a CNS depressant which is what is usually used to drug people.
>>559139486 No it wouldn't my fucking god anon have you ever abused DXM gels? you can take 2 grams and you'd wake up 14 hours later...it all depends on the weight and if you hate the taste then use chocolate milk it has a very strong taste
Beth mae'r fuck wnaethoch chi yn unig ffycin ddweud am fi, yr ydych ychydig ast? 'N annhymerus' yn rhaid i chi wybod i mi raddio frig fy nosbarth yn y Morloi Llynges, ac yr wyf wedi bod yn ymwneud â nifer o gyrchoedd dirgel ar Al-Quaeda, ac yr wyf wedi dros 300 o lladd gadarnhau. Yr wyf yn hyfforddi mewn rhyfel gorila a fi yw sniper gorau yn y cyfan Unol Daleithiau lluoedd arfog. Rydych yn ddim i mi, ond dim ond targed arall. Byddaf yn sychu i chi y fuck allan gyda thrachywiredd byth pobl fel sydd wedi ei gweld o'r blaen ar y Ddaear, marciwch fy ngeiriau ffycin. Rydych chi'n meddwl y gallwch gael i ffwrdd â dweud bod cachu i mi dros y Rhyngrwyd? Meddyliwch eto, fucker. Wrth i ni siarad wyf yn cysylltu â fy rhwydwaith cyfrinach ysbiwyr ar draws yr Unol Daleithiau a bod eich IP yn cael ei olrhain ar hyn o bryd er mwyn i chi paratoi'n well ar gyfer y storm, cynrhon. Mae'r storm sy'n cael gwared ar y peth bach pathetic byddwch yn ffonio eich bywyd. Rydych yn ffycin marw, plentyn. Gallaf fod yn unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gallaf eich lladd mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, a dim ond gyda fy nwylo noeth. Nid yn unig ydw i'n hyfforddi yn helaeth yn brwydro yn erbyn unarmed, ond yr wyf yn cael mynediad at y arsenal cyfan y Unol Daleithiau Marine Corps a byddaf yn ei ddefnyddio i ei maint llawn i sychu eich ass ddiflas oddi ar wyneb y cyfandir, yr ydych yn ychydig o cachu. Os mai dim ond gallech fod wedi gwybod beth dial ofnadwy eich bach "glyfar" sylw ar fin i ddod i lawr ar chi, efallai y byddai eich bod wedi cynnal eich tafod ffycin. Ond gallech beidio, oeddech peidio, ac yn awr eich bod yn talu'r pris, rydych goddamn idiot. Byddaf yn cachu pluog ar hyd a lled chi a byddwch yn boddi ynddo. Rydych yn ffycin marw, Kiddo.
>>559140649 I am a right angle/symmetric triangle and I’m extremely offended by this , HOW DARE YOU posting your four vertecies In my face? all of you four sided “normal” shapes are oppressing my people Three sided shapes make just as stable of a weight distribution as squares but for each centimeter of sidelines, triangles get 50% of area Check your privilige square scum!
>>559141241 I woke up this mornin to the sound of freedom. I had a quick fuck with my ex wife and then i jumped into my f650 american pickup and headed out to enjoy this muther fucking american day. I saw an eagle on my way to the range and thought to myself, “that is god damn american rite there”. As i pull up to the range i solute gods greatest flag on earth and park my truck over two parking spaces because this is god damn merica. Some little punk kid foreigner is shooting his china pisshole peashooter. “God damn foreigner” i take out my colt 45 and desicrate his target like a true merican with merican skill of god damn america. Little eurofag points his little peashitter in my direction, i stand my ground and blaze that commy with american power. The american colt 45 power enters his brain and sends his brains all the way to korea and it leaves me feeling god damn american. God bless america and fuck all u commies.
>>559140636 ...so I notice you guys have never taken down those that engage in bestiality, even though it is just as illegal and disgusting as the rest. I also notice you never used to take down the faggots when that was still illegal.....biased much?
>>559141320 U zgjova këtë mornin me zërin e lirisë. Unë kisha një dështak të shpejtë me ish gruan time dhe pastaj unë u hodh në f650 time përmirësim amerikan dhe u drejtuan jashtë për të shijuar këtë ditë të muther ndyrë amerikan. Unë pashë një shqiponjë në rrugën time për varg dhe menduar për veten time ", që është zot mallkuar rit amerikan atje". Si i tërheq deri në varg i solucion perëndive flamurin më të madh në tokë dhe park kamion tim mbi dy hapësirat e parkimit, sepse kjo është perëndia merica mallkuar. Disa pak huaji kec punk është qitje peashooter tij porcelani pisshole. "Huaji mallkuar Perëndia" i marrë nga kërriçin e mia 45 dhe desicrate objektivin e tij si një Merican vërtetë me aftësi Merican e kuku america. Pak eurofag vë peashitter e tij të vogël në drejtimin tim, unë të qëndrojë terren tim dhe flakët që commy me fuqi amerikan. Amerikan colt 45 Fuqia hyn trurin e tij dhe ia dërgon kokën e tij gjatë gjithë rrugës për Kore dhe ajo e lë mua ndjenja zot mallkuar amerikan. Zoti e bekoftë Amerikën dhe qij të gjitha commies u.
I would ask the poor little girls if they are lost, or if they needed to use my phone I would then tell them about or savior Jesus crist, hand them bibles and then send them on their way. I mean really what else could you do in that situation?
>>559141673 >work as a coroner >we put our beers in the bodies arm pits to keep them cold >catch one guy fucking corpse >catch female fucking corpse
dont die in San Fransisco people. not only will you be violated but your body will become our fridge.atleast once a week.
lots of suburban white girls thinking they can handle city drugs/life.
it is mostly homeless though. SF has its dark secrets.SF is a tourist spot for very rich people who want to kill homeless.
in burlingame by the hotels next to 101 whores/random women bodies are found all the time and are covered up to protect the business men other high powers. triads control alot more then people realize. much more than any negro gang or cartel.
mostly telling them to get the fuck out of here before someone who cares catches them. made the female who i caught fucking a corpse suck my cock and fucked her right there.
>>559143417 >bestiality http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Legality_of_Zoophilia_in_the_United_States.svg/400px-Legality_of_Zoophilia_in_the_United_States.svg.png doesn't mean its illegal in all states you fucking moron...
>>559143334 I have beat animals to death with a machete. I don't give a fuck about the animal. It's the cancerous disease spreading wastes of humans that are shit for doing that m8. Since you can't get a woman and have to resort to lesser species, go ahead and fuk an animal if you want. But illegal is illegal dumbass.
>>559144180 One person from anonymous claimed that they are actually a secret pedophilla movement but they are closet pedos which explains their denial he also said >anonymous thinks and talks about childporn and children more than pedos do they are even with children 99% of their time of the day
>>559133713 I hope none of you is stupid enough to try using chloroform on someone. You are just as likely to kill them as put them out. The difference between a lethal dose and an effective dose is quite small. I am not speaking from experience, merely knowledge well gained.
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