Okay listen /b/. Last week my friends told me that since they've known me, they've wanted to bang the shit out of my mom. Now they've been teasing me and saying how much they want to bang her. I've always been sexually submissive, but I had no idea that this would turn me on so fucking much. My mom is happily married, oblivious to this, and I'm not looking to ruin my relationship with her forever, but the idea of my asshole friend's big cocks poking away at her is somehow really hot. What the fuck do I do? I'm into girls and shit, not guys, but this is turning me on, I might be bi.
You need to put worth all your efforts into making this happen.
What's on your mind, why? Here is her and my friend on july 4th.
My dad is around, yea. Here is my mom with my cousins. What do I do, though?
OP, what the fuck is wrong with you? Stop cock blocking your friends, they deserve to go balls deep into your mom while you record it and publish it for us to fap to. Get her drunk as fuck, spike her drink, then your friends can pump all of her holes full of thick creamy jism from their gigantic engorged phalli while you sit meekly in the corner with your camera in one hand and your inadequately proportioned baby dick in the other.
Make it happen. Don't be that guy who doesn't let his friends fuck his mom. Nobody likes that guy.
Does she drink or get drunk much? best time would be a house party or get together where everyone is drinking. You could get both your parents drunk.
Or, alternatively, you could just mention that all your friends have crushes on her - as something of a joke. Gauge her reaction and see if option 1 could work.
You let your friends all make a mess of your mother at the same time and then ask her which one was the best and then let the lucky winner have his go on your lil cousin.....only fair
Tricky. Well.. find a day when she's home alone, invite friends over. Have the hot friend get shirtless for some reason, flag football or something. Invite her to the game or do something to make her thirsty. Volunteer to fetch drinks, slip some X into the drinks and return to playing but make it more contact oriented, gradually get more touchy. Then, when she gets dizzy or tired, let your friends carry her to her room and hopefully they won't be worthless... or you could just knock her out.
Best bet would be to mention to her how your friends all really really want to bang her and then make it happen with the assistance of alcohol. Some ostensibly innocuous house party/gathering would be ideal i reckon- everybody drinking and mingling. Or you have your friends over to your place - start drinking - invite your mom to join you for a couple then bang the fuck out of her and all spunk on her face. Pix, vidz, upload, receive applause.
I could try this, it's not a bad idea. She drinks on vacation, as I said, so a party might work. Pic related, us in Mexico.
If it works, you better film it. For your protection and benefit. You could have a friend guilt trip or blackmail her into doing it again and film it with a hidden camera. Rinse, repeat.
Is anyone else interested in continuing this thread? I'm pretty turned on that you all think my mom is so hot. Share some suggestions of what you'd do to her.
Pic related, her and my friend
This is from a Christmas party. Pretty sure my friend got her to sit on his lap at that party, didn't really see the whole story behind that at the time but now it seems obvious he was into her. I'll text him and see if he has the pic, I know someone took a pic.
Btw anon, make sure your friends make her ask for it, beg for it, or mention that she likes it. Anything to make her look like the one that wants it or started it. You can edit that shit later.
Best thread I've seen in a while. I'm love to bend your mom over, tongue her pussy and ass, and fuck her rough from behind. Would love to cum all over her cute face too. Damn bro, your mom looks like she could take a dick as big as mine no problem. I'm girthy as shit as well.
Holy shit OP, don't pussy out and make it happen. I can only imagine you'd regret it all your life if you didn't at least try.
Also, I would fucking creampie your mom soo hard and make you lick her clean before round 2.
I'm pretty big. Even girls that hate me have admitted I was the biggest they've had. Probs about...7 1/2 - 8 inches but girthy as fuck. Last girl I fucked just kept saying 'I love your dick, I love your dick'. Reckon I could make your mom pretty wet with it...
OP I think you have experienced that you are turned on my a strange form of NTR or cuckoldry.
I know you aren't in a romantic relationship with your mother, but the sense of "betrayal" on both your mother's and friends' behalves turns you on, its the same kind of idea.
>and your inadequately proportioned baby dick in the other
Cheers to that! top kek
That's fucking hot.
That sounds okay.
OP, I would like to take your mom for a cup of tea at a nice café, and chat with her about the history of art, gardening, and Middle East politics. Then drive her back home and thank her for the lovely evening.
Is that turning you on?
Let's become friends, I'll be an asshole for effect and then you can watch me pump my thick hard cock in and out of your mom's pussy while she moans and trembles and laces it with her dripping wetness.
There is no way a woman in her 40s looks like that. Not even if she was rich as fuck and took the best care of her body. Even asians don't look that good at 40.
I think you're probably lying, OP. That girl in all the photos is probably a girl you know on facebook or perhaps your sister or relative.
I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing, your mom looks like she's 16.
most likely you're just posting pictures of your friends with your fantasies
no, that's when you are in love with your mother.
OP isn't talking about having the hots for his mom, but he's excited by the thought of his friends fucking his mom. It's more about the betrayal and taboo nature and not that he likes his mom
I am afraid none of you is correct.
OP has a serious case of faggotry. Trust me, I am a doctor.