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Hi /b/ who wants to smoke with me

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hi /b/ who wants to smoke with me
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No one, fuck off
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No one you dumb stoner whore, fuck off and die.
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>>558846793
sorry i don't smoke with stupid high schoolers with metal shit in their face
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>>558846793
smoke bleach
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hot
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op, these faggots don't appreciate when someone wants to smoke. i know you live too far from me to smoke with today.
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>>558846793

ausfag here sparking up

inb4 no bogarting
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Awww not now boner, we have to go to work in 30 minutes and her shit probably isn't even dank
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who smokes in this meta?

take some diphen bro, pussies
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fuck why are there so much attention whores on /b/
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>>558846793
get of 4chan please kid.
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>>558846793
One one slut. Go kill yourself. Infact lemme doxx you can come to your house and kill you myself ugly bitch. This should be easy and fun
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>>558846793
Timestamp on tits, looks fake.
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Sure op, I'll smoke with you
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>>558846994
>>558847039
fuck off you fucking beta faggots
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>>558846793
feet or gtfo.
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>>558847096
This.Tits or GTFO
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>>558846793
what are you smoking and where are you smoking it?
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>>558846793
Tits or gtfo
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>>558846793
Burns -_- get a life
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>>558846793
time stamp needs TIME.
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Tits or GTFO
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>>558846793
no tits ergo no attention

show them milkbags you slut
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>>558846891
heh
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I will gladly, as long as you let me eat your ass after we're done smoking that blunt
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>>558846793
Depends on where you live
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This Thread, Go!
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>>558846793
Derr... Tits or gtfo OP, then I will blaze with you.
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>>558847101
big talk from a basement dweller. fuck off neckbeard faggot.
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>>558847305
lol what a loser
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You can smoke my dick. Your hair needs white highlights. Tits or out.
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>>558846793
come cam for /b/, we'll give you attention

>femanons
>dot
>org

pic related
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>>558846793

you look like blazekissing to me
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>>558847379
>implying I don't have a well paying job, family and friends, a girlfriend, and a nice little house I live in.
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M'lady
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>>558847076
There aren't. It's one house bound neck beard that is fapping to all these comments, because most anons aren't smart enough to ask for timestamps any more.
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TITS or GTFO
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>>558846793
I do.... blazin on some sour diesel.

It's early here in Indianapolis. 8:15 AM, but I sleep erratically and smoke all day./
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> I was only nine years old

>I loved drmanhattan so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to drmanhattan every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"drmanhattan is love", I say, "drmanhattan is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to drmanhattan

>I called him a cunt

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's drmanhattan

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is mars"

> He grabs me with his powerful blue hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for drmanhattan

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for drmanhattan

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force
> I want to please drmanhattan
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his indifference
> My dad walks in
> drmanhattan looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It'didnt end nothing ever ends"
> drmanhattan teleports away

Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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>>558847010
Ausfag reporting in cunt. 4700
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>>558847418
watchu say bout me you dumb mexican?
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>>558846793
I'll smoke with you.
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>>558846793
where are you from OP?
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>ITT
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>>558846793
radelaide reporting in
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>>558847506
>>558847506
Holy fuck I can see your fedora from here you faggot.
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>>558847583

noice faget. 2300.
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>>558846793
>Cow nose piercing
No thanks
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>>558847701
HA
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>>558847506

a true man calls his bitch "bitch"
bitches like being called "bitch"
l2gentleman
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>>558846962
>>558846994
>beta fags
Tits or gtfo
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>>558846793
I do. Although the timestamp is very obviously shopped.
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>>558846793
more pls, i want to slam your pussy
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>>558846793
well i wish you wernt a trap or i so would
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> scroll thread for tits
> no tits
Abandon thread
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4702 here, whats up?
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>>558847885
Tits or GTFO
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>>558847885
Would destroy with the fury of the old gods/10
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>>558847885
still no tits. GTFO and sage
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>>558847885
type another timestamp but this time on your titties
kthx
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>>558847701
post more like dis
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>>558846793
Is this you by any chance?
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>>558846793
need pic without pushupbra to be sure.
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some tits wouldn't be bad
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>>558847885
Go to bed.
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>>558847918
4700 here, lets meet up fuckwit
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>>558846793

420 blaze it fgt
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>>558846793
if you from germany we could blaze it off
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>>558847885
You look like my sister.
Nudes please.
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>>558848129
I cant do tonight, but im free during the week
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>>558847885
Another pick with a timestamp, looks like the same kind of pen maybe
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>>558846793
>so who wants to give their weed to me cuz im a grill
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>>558848041
obviously it is
OP we demand your moar noods
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stupid bitch doesnt know the rules...

TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
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>>558847885
idc if u are a nail biter OP FEET OR GTFO
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>>558846793
doing so right now
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i want to believe
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Pull those fucking nipples out you bitch
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>>558847885
your piercing looks stupid
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>>558848041
hahahahaah
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L
O
N
D
O
LONDON
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D
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I want to smoke with you, girl of my dreams :)
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>>558847701
she actually looks like OP
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>>558848201
>random hoe with red hair
yea, like she is the only one who can write numbers on paper
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>>558848267
If I'm right here are her feet
If not here are some anyways
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...I like your piercing
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>>558846793
yo I would love to, but we both know this will never happen, and im not weird enough to pretend I'm somehow smoking weed with you, so tits or gtfo, I dont have the patience for this.
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You are the cutest thing i've seen in my whole lifetime an would truly enjoy smoking with you...
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dig the hair. if your socal want to work in a nonprofit?
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Tits + timestamp + name + address + salary + driver's license + dental records + hospital records + passport + birth certificate or GTFO.
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Comes onto /b/ "TITS OR GTFO!!" shows tits... "ATTENTION WHOREEEEE!!!"
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>>558848041
her cleavage looks better than her actual tits
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This is surely just some faggot dressing like a common whore.
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>>558849013
This
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>>558849193
Well let's change that
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>>558849193
proof it, give us something to compare
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>>558849193
TITS OR GTFO
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>>558849193
Get your baps out you skank
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>>558849193
well then, tits or gtfo
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>>558849193
Is your name Sonia?
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>>558849395
Yes
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>>558846793
>>558847885
>>558849193
>smoking blunts
>not bongs/waterpipes or vapes
>probally doesnt know what strain it is
i cant nut too this
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>>558849193
i need to see those jugs
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>>558849459
Your such a hardcore stoner. Cooooool
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>>558849441
Timestamp of name on license?
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>>558849193
Show us your tongue.
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>>558849459
>>558849531
>Too
>Your

Well at least we know everyone's blazed
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>>558849193

You live in AZ?
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>>558849459
Actually I'm smoking a blunt out of convenience. I sold my bong and haven't bought anything to replace it.
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TITS OR GTFO
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>>558849642
pop can
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>>558849767
That shit is ghetto. I'd rather not be a poorfag and buy myself a wrap.
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>>558847701

ayy lmao
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>>558849575
> lrn2ID
faggot
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>>558849642
why he fuck wpuld you do that. the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>558846793
Also tits or gtfo you fucking rodent
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>>558849193
i'm calling bullshit

cunt got found out early

now she's trying to keep it interesting.
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>>558849851
>says the person that sold a bong
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>>558847701
i'm gonna need some sauce
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>>558849885
I mean her physical ID you dogscock
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i would smoke you
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>>558849886
Want a new one. It had 3 percolators and an ice catcher but I want a nicer one.
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>>558849193

Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncracy of your body and of the little clothing you do have on... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful colors of your clothing and how they lend to the vision of you represented int his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of color, but shows the contrast between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture, how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such as 4chan. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through 4chan. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!

Write me here babe whenever you are ready
[email protected]
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>>558850051
god, faggot, check the ID of the bitch >>558849193
and the ID of this post >>558849441
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>>558849531
>basic fucking way too smoke with less hassle and less being a giant nigger and ruining your lungs
you dont have too be a hardcore stoner to invest money into not being a retarded smoker you fag
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Hurry up with tits OP, I gotta leave shortly!
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>>558850064
>muh drugshit is better than your drugshit
cool sotry bro
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>>558850075
AHAHAHAHA Literally the most pathetic thing I've read in 2014
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>>558850075
Fag.
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>>558850075
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>>558850075
Fucking freak.
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>>558850287
It's stale copypasta
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>>558850064
You in Aus, right? NSW?
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>>558850159
What? Wanna see me titties?
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>>558847496
>implying you do
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>>558850075
Ayy lmao
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>>558847496
>Implying you're not a delusional fag.
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>>558850064
nigga. you're clearly high as fuck to sell your " 3 percolators" bong.
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>>558850305
lets see that ass
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>>558850375
nigger, its 8:40 in WA
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>>558850064
Got a kik, chick?
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>>558850305
Ahahah, not too bad for a redhead.
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this thread
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Hahahahaha niiiice b8! That person email is gonna get smasht... Niiice b8
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west coast?
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this thread
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>wow it's fucking nothing
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>>558850075
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>>558850075
you're cool I like you
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need tits op
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>>558850305
So op. How many times a day do slam things in your fake ginger ass?
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>>558850901
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>>558847371
being this retarded
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>>558850901
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>>558846793
tits or gtfo

m'lady.
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>>558847583
4306 bitch
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>>558851094
How do I "like" a post? Lol that pic is funny.
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>>558846793
Go to sleep Shelby.
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>>558846793

Post a picture of you with a pickle in your vaJJ. I'll post a pic of my stoned face and have a smoke with you if you do.
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No thank you, I'd rather keep my sweet and easy job that makes 97K a year but does random piss tests every so often
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>>558851094
Op smoked the bleach
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>>558851179
Hehe omg rawr so flattering "tits" *giggles* (covers face eats own ass)
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>>558850075
low quality b8 m8
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1hour, 3 pics of hole in nose.
ABANDON THREAD
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>>558850050
pls sauce on this
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>>558847720
2070 here cunt
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>>558851241
save it. its all yours friend :)
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>>558851535
2014 here. How's your flying car?
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>>558851593
Ok. =]
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The originality, or the complete lack thereof, of these comments make me want to drink bleach. Come up with some new shit /b/. So disappointing
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>>558851609
the fuck you talkin bout brah
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Light up that joint and smoke it through your pussy. Bonus points if you can blow the smoke out of ur ass.
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>>558851746
ayy lmao
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>>558851746
Drink bleach. Live stream. With Tits. Raid habbo. Ayy
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>>558851746
NYPA. Who appointed you judge of this shit quality?
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>>558851746
ayy lmao
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>>558851746
drink bleach
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>>558851991
Ayy lmao
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>>558851746
drink bleach on cam so i can fap
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>>558851746
you came into a stoner attenwhores thread and for original replies?

also captcha: Lehigh truieal
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>>558851746
Show your fat ginger tits already and quit provoking b with your annoying attention whoring. We don't owe you shit bitch, you owe us tits.
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>>558852062
Ayy lmao
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>>558851746
go away
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>>558852090
looking for*
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>>558846793
I will do anything you want with ya
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>>558851746
Want to talk about it OP? =]
;) hehe cheeky gogochichuu
;) gogochuuchuu hehehehe
gogagachuchu hehe
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>>558851746
stfu you fat emo whore. The only reason anyone wants you here is because 95% of these people are autistic alphas who have never touched a girl. The only reason you're here is for your self esteem because on /b/ you can angle the camera so you look less of a whale.
Gtfo my /b/ I dont wanna see your mannatits
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>>558852090
Ayy lmao
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>>558846793

>180 posts
>still no tits

/b/ full of fucking faggots

Safe this whore
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>>558852223
Man, you caught me. I'm only on here because my daddy never loved me. Someone comes play with my hair and call me your little princess
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????????
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>>558852404
damage control is strong in this one
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>>558852404
Ok ;) lol gogochuuicuucuuu
chocoboaco lolol hehe
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>>558848931


you are the most stupid faggot i have ever not encountered
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>>558852404
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>>558852404
do you like scat? i'm really into shitting on you
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>>558847371
never seen someone w/ shittier taste. good job anon made me reply/10
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Where the fuck are the tits in this thread??
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>>558846793
I would but I have no weed.
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>>558851479
i'm dying for the sauce
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>>558852223
>autistic alphas

what?
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>>558846793
i would, but im supposed to be not high right now and im high
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>>558846793
She looks like Remy Lacroix
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>>558852404
I'll call you princess if you french inhale for me.
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>>558846793
>>558847885
>>558849193

Go attention whore elsewhere you insecure sock puppet. How's that butterface going? TITS or GTFO, cunt.
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>>558849886
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE VVV
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Many people with the quote tits or gtfo But I doubt most of you realy know why it is that way
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this is a Russian thread now. starting Russian dump
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>>558846793
you wan fuck tho
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>>558850075
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Real question is did OP smoke it or not? We may never know because of the faggotry of 4chan
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>>558852861
its so we can give her attention and tell her how great she looks duh

I'm a girl btw :3
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>>558853068
she took 1 puff n passed out like a first timer
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No matter If she is a fat fucking stoned whore I woud stil fuck her
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>>558853130
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>>558852404
> implying I ever said anything about daddy issues

I was talking about how much of a fat little munter you are, and how no sensible man would want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. Also hows it feel knowing you'll never be skinny or in shape due to your relationship with food? Im genuinely curious
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Let's smoke together and talk about feels
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>>558853148
im a two puff high for days guy, its not a first timing thing its just shitty tolerance
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>>558853383
Oh no, Dorthy. It seems a neckbeard has become angry. What ever shall I do?
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>>558846793
where do you want to meet?
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>>558853476
You are cancer

Show tits then fuck off, scum.
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>>558846793
7/10 blunt
i deduct 3 points for no roach and not using an entire gram for a fatty
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>>558846793
But you are already smokin'
:^D
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>>558853476
Good comeback love. You enjoy your flabby rolls while I enjoy my gym membership. Just do the world a favour and don't have kids and force your fat lifestyle on them. K thanks
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>>558853476
>>558853383
Ehhh, I'd probably still rek her shit. But then again I'm like an 8/10 with serious sex issues so you have to be pretty fucking rancid for me not to go there.
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>>558853476
you soound like a twelve year old. gtfo you attention seeking faggot.
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>>558853476
you fucking attentionwhore post tits or we'll fucking find you
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>>558850075
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>>558851746
>Criticises the lack of originality
>posts on /b/

Well clearly you aren't the most intelligent poster here and given your posts so far you don't have much of a personality, that's probably why you're here, a 6/10 at best with limited intelligence and social skills craving the attention of some men. I've seen it before, your best friend is going to be absolutely gorgeous and is always diverting any attention you get away from you. But it's okay eventually you'll find yourself in a series of meaningless flings with a series of unimpressive guys who really only ended up with you because the night was coming to a close and they couldn't get with your much more attractive friend. Then you'll blink and you'll be 30 with nothing to show for it, if you're lucky one of those meaningless flings will have knocked you up and they'll stay with you in a loveless relationship, you'll like each other but it won't be love.

>This is your life.
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>>558852404
You post on a site knowing that you will be asked by literally everyone to show your tits and if you show any attitude you'll be shit on. So why even bother in the first place?
Nobody here is special. Everyone gets the same treatment. You're wasting your own time. The only time anything happens by request on this site is if someone shows some tits.

>Br00l summer heat
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>>558853476
would totaly bang you
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Hi OP, this you?
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>>558850075
can we make this shit copypasta already? i want that inbox flooded w/ "FAGGOT"
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This thread needs a Dj Paulo of Cringe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5jNrgQNs0
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>>558849636
im in AZ, im a grill btw
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I would smoke with you any day beautiful
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> tfw op's exif data
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>>558853476
summerfag, leave please.
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>>558846793
Also… which state are you in OP?
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>>558854098
Would you enjoy my sausage?
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this thread is now a favorite song thread

oh how the tables have turned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLpAP7XkB9s
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>>558850075
fucking top post 10/10 best creative writing piece on /b/ in a looooooooong time.
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>>558853716
no one is buying your shit son, go pretend youre anything but a lardass neckbeard NEET faggot somewhere else.
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>>558846793
I would shove turnips in your anus while we smoke bitch. You be the turnipanus 4 life after me bitch. What do you say bitch? Let me stretch dat anus with these turnips
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>>558854468
It has been a long time because its pasta.

>Not sure if retarded or ironic
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>>558847113
this
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>>558854507
>Projecting this hard
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>>558849193
Bitch I wanna see a shoe on your head and a sock in your mouth.
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>>558854642
my point still stands. very creative. pasta is so stale its now used to make plywood and its still the best thing on here.
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>>558854637
Marry me, my prince charming
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>>558853476
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHOREKILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAT WHORE
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the spaghetti in this thread
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>>558852708
sauce or no fucking shit
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ITT: Bored femslut b8'ing lonely neckbeards and horny teenagers
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>>558853476
get the fuck outta here nostril-chan
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>ITT
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>>558854915
ok, post pic of dat sexy turnipass for me bebe
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This thread has gone to hell.
Quick, get back in track with gore
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>>558853789
We'll?

Calling your personal army?
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>>558854254
Heaven why are you even in this thread?
Someone as uptight as you has probably never even seen marijuana.
Pic related, its you
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>>558855190
gore thread.
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>>558854347
I'd rather spitroast your mother
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>>558854881
Touché
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>>558855339
As long as you let me pour some shots in your fireplace, honey.
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at)14:08:48 No.558846853?
No one, fuck off
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/26/14(Sat)14:09:06 No.558846886?
No one you dumb stoner whore, fuck off and die.
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Anonymous (ID: O/MJTt15) 07/26/14(Sat)14:09:11 No.558846891?>>558847293
>>558846793 (OP)
sorry i don't smoke with stupid high schoolers with metal shit in their face
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Anonymous (ID: bKWEY23L) 07/26/14(Sat)14:09:34 No.558846934?
>>558846793 (OP)
smoke bleach
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Anonymous (ID: Z4jEkutl) 07/26/14(Sat)14:09:51 No.558846962?>>558847803
hot
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Anonymous (ID: wHKiFrWB) 07/26/14(Sat)14:10:12 No.558846994?>>558847101 >>558847803
op, these faggots don't appreciate when someone wants to smoke. i know you live too far from me to smoke with today.
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Anonymous (ID: Eim1gHit) 07/26/14(Sat)14:10:19 No.558847010?>>558847583
>>558846793 (OP)

ausfag here sparking up
ogarting
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Anonymous (ID: 1xHDHE55) 07/26/14(Sat)14:10:36 No.558847039?>>558847101
Awww not now boner, we have to go to work in 30 minutes and her shit probably isn't even dank
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Anonymous (ID: OPY/s+OF) 07/26/14(Sat)14:10:54 No.558847070?
who smokes in this meta?

take some diphen bro, pussies
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Anonymous (ID: xkWYcxnh) 07/26/14(Sat)14:10:56 No.558847076?>>558847509
WWpwwowowoowwoowoww BBB roood again. :DDD full of neckbeaerds figits who cant into double digits :DDD u just got maymayd u rood kids.
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>>558850064
read bongs on the internets have purcoletrs
ima post abut it on 4chins

No you didnt you rolled that garbage blunt with a swisher sweets wrapper off of watching some retarded youtube how 2 video and now think you're some pro stoner
holy fuck we get it you smoke weed keep it to yourself not everyone gives even 1 shit about how you smoke pot
coke heads dont go around talking about how much they love cocaine well maybe they do but not as much as stoners
hell meth heads will do anything for meth but you have it easy you smoke shitty weed you can buy from ever fucking 12 year old around the corner
you're not special, you're not cool EVERYONE SMOKES WEED GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE HERION THEN TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU HAD A 3 pucalata bng and an ice cwatcha

holy shit do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself or become a feminist like 90% of women do lately anyway
you were put on this earth to repopulate and be a servant to men so act like it and stop browsing 4chan and have kids you useless swine
>>
guess what
tits or gtfo
also this is now a spidey thread
>>
OP, you fucking camwhore, just fucking give us a show via tinychat than fuck off, make your self feel good before committing suicide because your a emo cunt that no one loves, i bet my life that you were raped by your uncle too.
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hell yeah!
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>>558854915
>>558853476
>>558852404
Answer me slut - >>558854287
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>>558854915
Why do you come to /b/ to listen to neckbeards chat shit. Surely lurking is more entertaining and less effort?
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Anonymous (ID: XOet8us8) 07/26/14(Sat)15:43:02 No.558855670 ?
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>>558850064
read bongs on the internets have purcoletrs
ima post abut it on 4chins

No you didnt you rolled that garbage blunt with a swisher sweets wrapper off of watching some retarded youtube how 2 video and now think you're some pro stoner
holy fuck we get it you smoke weed keep it to yourself not everyone gives even 1 shit about how you smoke pot
coke heads dont go around talking about how much they love cocaine well maybe they do but not as much as stoners
hell meth heads will do anything for meth but you have it easy you smoke shitty weed you can buy from ever fucking 12 year old around the corner
you're not special, you're not cool EVERYONE SMOKES WEED GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE HERION THEN TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU HAD A 3 pucalata bng and an ice cwatcha

holy shit do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself or become a feminist like 90% of women do lately anyway
you were put on this earth to repopulate and be a servant to men so act like it and stop browsing 4chan and have kids you useless swine
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Anonymous (ID: 0YgHoZDH) 07/26/14(Sat)15:43:45 No.558855740 ?
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guess what
tits or gtfo
also this is now a spidey thread
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 07/26/14(Sat)15:43:49 No.558855743 ?
OP, you fucking camwhore, just fucking give us a show via tinychat than fuck off, make your self feel good before committing suicide because your a emo cunt that no one loves, i bet my life that you were raped by your uncle too.
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Anonymous (ID: meKuzIW8) 07/26/14(Sat)15:44:45 No.558855826 ?
hell yeah!
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Anonymous (ID: 9Wq7tOS0) 07/26/14(Sat)15:45:22 No.558855885 ?
>>558854915
>>558853476
>>558852404
854287

[s4s] is taking control over this bread :^)
>>
Fell in love with a country girl, morning sunshine
She was up from a nether world, just to bust another soul
Her eyes were an endless flame, unholy lady
Desire with a special name, made to snatch your soul away, oh!
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>>558846793
Yo OP, heres my dick, sorry for the quality but what do you think?
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Why are you stupid cunts even fucking responding to her without saging, are you fucked in the head or something. I wish W.T Snacks was here
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>>558856168
nice pickle man. are u 10? XDD
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>>558856208
le ebin oldfag poast :^)
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>newfags gonna newfag
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>>558855885
Nevada, you persistent little flower
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>>558856271
Bro, its 6.5" the quality is fucking shit from my ipad
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>>558856493
shitty camwhore is shitty

why the fuck are you even here other than muh attention whoring?
>>
>>558856539
awooo so big.
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hey OP you seem pretty cool. come chill with me, we'll smoke weed in my basement. you have to go in first though because there's no light and that freaks me out. also, dont worry about that weird smell, i think its just from leaving my last smoking pal down there a little too long.
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>>558856539
>iPad
>Quality

pick one and only one
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>>558853876
underrated post
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>>558856701
>>558856493
why camwhore? When dude post nobody yelling at him. u should grow up coz u stuck in 2004 :D neckberd :^)
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>>558856736
And i guess you are *le tips fedora* 32" master race?
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>>558856493
Okay. Let's bang. You sound like you really need to be put in your place.
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>>558856493
Now i know why you smoke. It must be depressing living in a shit teir state.
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>>558846793

I only want to fuck you.
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>>558856493
it's a fact that 99% of women fantasize about being raped. are you a part of the 99%?
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>>558848201
Gotta say that you look hot as fuck.
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>>558856967
>>558857006
>>558857045
Put me in my place. Slap my ass and pull my hair then send me to my room.
>>558857004
Not as shitty when you live in Vegas
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>>558857096
OP Says it's not her
I personally think she's lying but whatever
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>>558857241
My ex lives in Henderson. She is a school teacher there.
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>>558857241
>Put me in my place. Slap my ass and pull my hair then send me to my room.

Okie doke. I need a way to contact you though, slut. This thread can't be bumped anymore.
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Guys, let me ask you something.

How come this thread has 300+ posts in it but OP has not posted tits?
You guys are pathetic, hope you enjoyed giving attention to this cock tease without getting anything in return.
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>>558857337
ofc she does. coz now those noodz are connected to face :D

also rate me
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>>558857337
it's her. the teeth, freckles on her chin, and handwritting are the same.
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>>558857241
>implying vegas is a nice place to live

ayy lmao
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>>558857529
*flips hair*
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>>558846793
22 minutes ago, a bit late m8, but come on post another pic, i love the red, don't tease.
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>>558857529
>coz there is no porn on internet :D
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>>558857628
Bitch answer me >>558857432

I'm sick of your fucking negligence.
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>>558857628
>sLFnuoZD
>sLFnuoDZ
>sLFnuDZ
>self nudez

it was meant to be, op
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>>558846793
marijuana kills, stop smoking ASAP!
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>>558856493
Fucking fuck mods, i have finally lost all hope in you fucking jew cunts.Why isn't this camwhore banned yet? Is this thread so fucking important to you beta mods/janitor that you have to let it reach its the bump limit to get it pruned/deleted. moot if you are here, you are faggot nigger jew. I will find you and kill you. We want W.T Snacks back.
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>>558857628
You listen here you little shit. Me and my /b/ros have had a long tough day so quit being a faggot and get your tits out so we can give you all the attention you want
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>>558857603
OP got real quiet after this.
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>>558847371
seriøst? Er du 13 eller?
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>>558858018
the butthurt is strong with this one
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>>558854463
haha you gaylord
>>
>>558858018
Yea what thsi guy sadi!!
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>>558857820
Fucking NOW.>>558857628
>>
Mods do something good for once, post her ip
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>>558857529
because /b/ is pretty much normalfag central now and nobody cares for the old ways anymore
probably the 5th attention whore i've seen today that hasn't shown shit but got 300+ replies, you faggots disgust me
>>
This thread is getting boring...
I hope it 404 fast
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OP IS KILL
BECAUSE OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>558846793
Ashley?
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>>558858520
It's been 3 hours. I hope so too.
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>>558858314
This is probably her pussy, maybe not if she isn't a lying attention whore, but that probably doesn't matter.
So can you shit up now?
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