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>be me
>4 years ago
>teenager summer of 2010
>just graduated
>Used to hang out with cousin who was going to sign up for the air force
>he lived out in the country with the nearest neighbors being a mile away
>his dad loved to hunt, shit ton of dear heads on the wall
>my cousin had just signed up for the air force and had 2 months before he was sent off to basic training
>we decide to have a big going away party
>his dad has this hunting cabin 3 miles back into deep woods
>decide it would be a good place to invite people and get shit faced
>invite 15 people to have a good party
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>>558626891
>by 8pm everyone showed up at cousins house and we loaded up a bunch of 4 wheelers and rode back to this cabin with enough liquor and food to feed a small army
>we unload everything at this shitty cabin and set up the bonfire
>drinking started and music was playing
>good vibes, a nice summer night
>girl named Sarah was there
>she was in my gradating class
>biggest tits and the cutest smile
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>>558626891
go on
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>>558626891
Lurking you piece of shit.
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>>558627219
>as the night goes by Sarah and I are talking and I'm subtly flirting with her
>been lifting for a year at the time and she keeps grabbing my biceps jokingly
>we end up sitting together on this bench by a fire and taking shots of some shitty vodka
>as she gets drunker I'm feeling luckier and luckier
>my cousin at this point is shit faced
>pretty much a light weight so i'm having to somewhat baby sit him to make sure he doesn't do anything dumb
>difficult to try and cope a feel and babysit cousin
>end up making out with Sarah and forget my cousin went off to piss behind a tree
>making out for a good 5 minutes and realize he's still not back
>figure he's taking a shit and continue making out
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>>558627674
>inb4 your cousin is eaten by deer.
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>>558627674
>10 more minutes pass and he's still not back
>pissed off that I have to make sure he's alright
>ask everyone where he went
>they are too drunk to care or just don't know
>start to walk off into the woods to find this asshole
>yell his name but I can only hear the music playing
>looking for a good 5 minutes and i'm starting to get worried
>Yell his name and hear some leaves crunch in the distance
>hear the crunching get louder and louder
>too dark to see very far away
>hear my cousin screaming inaudible words
>I see him booking it towards me
> he runs past me and straight back towards the bonfire
>think what the fuck and chase after this drunk asshole
>make it back to the site and see him laying on the ground sobbing
>everyone is around him and asking him what the fuck just happened
>he has a torn shirt and you can tell he pissed his pants
>he won't look any of us in the eye but keeps saying "no more, no more"
>the most reasonable explanation I can think of is that he is drunk as fuck and isn't making any sense
>he's freaking out everyone else
>i tell them all to calm down and stop being a paranoid drunk
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>>558628406
>inb4 evil dead
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>>558628406
Go on op...
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>>558628406
>I pick him up and carry him to the shitty hunting cabin and put him on the cot in there next to a trashcan
>as I go to put him down in the bed he grabs my shoulder and looks me dead in the eye with the most sober look and tells me we have to go now
>looking back at this situation I don't know why I brushed it off so easily
>i told him the night was still young and we'll head back to his house in a couple hours when things die down
>leave him in the cot and head back to the bonfire
>tell everyone he just keeps a little delusional when he drinks too much
>sarah is sitting on a bench by the fire alone
>sit next to her, she's a little spooked out
>i put my arm around her and tell her it's fine
>she's too spooked to make out anymore
>an hour passed and nothing unusual happens
>everyone forgets
>go back inside the small cabin to check on cousin to make sure he didn't puke everywhere
>open door and cot is empty
>come outside and look around
>he's not in the group
>ask a couple guys if they saw him wander off
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>>558629023
moar.
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>>558629023
>they haven't seen him
>now i'm really starting to get pissed off
>figure his drunk ass hobbled into the woods again
>i know he had his phone on him and it was at least at 70 percent before we headed out here
>my phones dead so I ask to barrow Sarahs
>she lets me use her phone and I call his number
>it rings 3 times, it answers and then hangs up
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op cmon nig
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>>558629307
>it normally goes to his voicemail after 7 or so rings
>call him again and the same thing happens
>call him a third time pissed off
>it answers but it doesn't click off
>i say "listen asshole, come back to the bonfire before I have to find your ass"
>long pause
>hear a voice that isn't his at all, very deep and hallow
>says "i'll be there soon"
>drop Sarah's phone
>pick it up and look at the number dialed to be sure
>it is his
>at this point I have no clue what to do
>trying to rationalize who answered
>im positive someone other than my cousin answered
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go go go
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>>558629649
lurking for good storytiem
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>>558629649
I have work tomorrow fuck face !
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Inb4 dinosaur
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Another fucking 20 minute break. Did OP not realize he was going to post this story when he came on line to post this story?
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>>558629649
Post faster, damnit! I need muh bedtime stories
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>>558629881
He's brainstorming man. They the fag think will ya?
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aw shit it's story time,
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>>558629870
this
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>>558629649
This is where OP doesn't post anymore...
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>>558629649
Is this another goatman story?
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>>558629649
>>558630181
BTW
>PIC VERY FUCKING RELATED

I'm going to say it is number 5!
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>>558630252
Looks like it
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>>558629649
>everyone at the party are mostly rednecks and carry some sort of hand gun with them
>i grab this guy named clint and tell him what just happened because I know he has a gun
>he thinks I'm drunk
>i tell him in a sober town i'm dead fucking serious and we need to get back to the house and maybe call the cops for a search party
>he listens to me because he see how serious I am
>We shut off the music and I break the news that the parties over and we need to get back to the house
>everyone is shitty with me for killing their vibes
>I tell them something isn't right here and i'm not waiting around to find out
>we start packing up the liquor first
>Sarah looks worried as fuck
>tell her it's fine we just need to get out of these woods
>she asks me what happens
>start to tell her when I hear foot steps in the woods
>the sound of leaves cracking are extremely loud this time
>birds scatter from trees and I get this sinking feeling in my stomach
>everyone else hears it too
>it gets louder and louder and my heart is beating through my chest
>someone yells to get the fuck in the hunting cabin
>Sarah runs in first and I go in last to make sure everyone makes it in
>shut the door to the hunting cabin with everyone packed in tight
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>>558630056
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>>558630407
And then you walked the fucking dinosaur
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>>558630252
>>558630352

>>558630407
Aw shit I've heard this story
You were right, anon.
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>>558630407
>inb4 shitty ending
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>>558630407
Inb4 nessie
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>>558630407
>inb4 goatman shrek or you walked the dinosaur
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>>558630407
You just left your drunk ass cousin outside? What a dick. Slammed the door on his face and everything. Fuck you OP.
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>>558629970
I'm too much of a pussy to watch this gif. What happens in it?
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>>558630821
Literally nothing, very anti-climactic.
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>>558630407
>i tell everyone to stay quiet for a second
>all i can hear is the wind at this point and the sound of the fire crackling
>suddenly the speaker someone brought turns back on out of no where
>starts playing this screeching noise like when you run a old records backwards and scratching it
>so fucking scared that one of the girls start to cry
>I tell her to shut the fuck up as we sit in silence listening to this awful noise afraid someone will hear us
>the speaker cuts off again and it's silent
>stand in complete silence for 3 minutes
>everyone starts to ease up thinking whatever happened was passed
>i hear the crackling noise again and look outside by the fire
>see by the fire my cousin standing with his back facing towards me
>recognize his old white hoodie he always wore
>leave the cabin to go grab him
>I'm running to him when I hear a voice come from out of the woods
>it's my cousin
>he asks me what i'm doing
>whatever has its back towards me is not my cousin
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>>558630882
It's better with the video that it's from though
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>>558630983
2spooky
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>>558629881
>Did OP not realize he was going to post this story when he came on line to post this story?
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>>558630983
>i look back towards this white hoodie thing and it's still standing there motionless
>start to back pedal like a mother fucker and yell at my cousin to get inside the hunting cabin
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>>558631174
4chans new text limit
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>>558631254
kek
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>>558631254

Yay!!!! Improved twitter!
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>>558631254
>kek
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>>558631174
Oh fuck, this spook train's not stopping yet.
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OP WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME
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This guy is a fucking douche, just finish already!
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>>558631174
we are hauling ass when I see Sarah standing next to the door
>i yell at her to get the fuck back inside
>all I can see is hear screaming and pointing behind me
>this fucking creature in the hoodie is standing right behind me when the most tormented face
>I turn around and plant me feet and put my fists out trying to defend myself
>So I'm ready to attack,
>gonna lead the pack
>Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
>That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
>A few times I've been around that track
>So it's not just gonna happen like that
>Because I ain't no hollaback girl
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>>558631403
BUT WHO WAS PHONE
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>>558631436
that's what your mom said
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>>558631535
Well shit.
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>>558631535
GOD FUCKIFFNSJAKWJRCJFNFFJ
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>>558631535
I hate u
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>>558631535
This is actually decent. 7/10
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>>558631535
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>>558631535
>called it
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>>558631535
8/8
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>>558631535
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>>558630181
>>558631535

how do you aftr4 when it was already inb4?
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>>558631535
Wow. GG OP, Haven't heard that one yet.
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>>558631535
I do not know what I expected.
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>>558631854
nice shirt anon
have the same one
target?
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No K mart
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>>558630181
>>558631535

IT HAPPENED
I TRIED TO WARN YOU ALL
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
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>>558631965
Wal-mart.
Got a blue lantern one from amazon 2 or so weeks ago. Should be getting my green lantern exercise shirt in the mail between today and the 30th
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>>558631535
8/10
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>>558631535
God.....fucking.....damn it.
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Somebody fucking screen cap this. I'm on mobile so I cant
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>>558631535
thing is, OP basically rewrote a classic 4chan story that starts the same way
hell if i'm arsed to digging it up as i dont believe i have labeled it in any meaningful way
yeah i just went through all my "story" labeled pics, it's not in there
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>>558631965
Big fan of lanterns.
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>>558632729
I remember it. I was wondering if maybe he just rewrote it...

...but I wanted to believe.

Its the one where op, cousin and friends go to a cabin and blah blah shit happens. Anyways turns out on of the people in the group wasn't supposed to be there and would come and go with out anyone noticing right?
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>>558632570
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>>558631535
fuck you
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>>558631174
>cousin looks back at me
>closes the door
>everyone walk the dinosaur
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>>558631535
brilliant OP
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>>558633090
I mainly browse /x/ and remember what you're talking about from when the skinwalker stories took over that board.

The one you're talking about was different then the one OP posted, I've never read that before.
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>>558628092
7/10 chuckled and replied
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>>558632729
that's not how the goatman story starts. the only similarity is that mc goes innawoods.
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>>558636278
this is it i think
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Hah. Good one OP
Kek/10
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>>558638570
you piece of shit.
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>>558639012
my bad just reverse search it
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>>558632274
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!
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>>558632875
The green lantern is an homusectual
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>>558631535
you son of a bitch
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>>558638570
What a malicious trickery.
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