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>no health care >whites are a minority >massive debt

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>works like a mule but cant take vacations
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon
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>>558556267
bump
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i would do anything for a KFC Double Down right now
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*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed!
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pretty much lmao
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> implying brown children are meaningful in any way
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>still uses imperial system
There are two types of countries: Those who use the metric system, and those who have been to the moon.
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>>558556267
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sounds like uk
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>>558557685
Oh damn!
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>>558557685
>>558557685

nice nazi scientists m8, tell me more about how you go to the moon
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AYYYYY LMAO
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>>558558140
Nazi scientists, the best scientists.
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someone sounds jealous that they're not part of the greatest country on earth. you forgot:

>economic powerhouse
>just fucking rich
>better standard of living
>cultural giant, all other countries eat our leftover movies and shit
>invented the internet
>invented the computer you're using to shitpost
>helped spread freedom and democracy so you have the freedom to jerk off to your loli porn in peace
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america is just a small place full of people with small minds, full of them selves, thinking that all other places are inferior, when infact they're inferior.
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Sounds like an angry eurofag. Does it make you sad that you worked up all that sweat for a wall of greentext, just to have nobody actually care about it.
-An American who's house DOSENT have 3 guns, you fucking autist.
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>>558557685
>yfw nasa uses metric, ridicules the government for requesting data in imperial and refuses to do so.
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>>558558140
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>>558556267
but I have health care
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>>558556267
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!
best fucking country ever. Thanks for proving that point more OP you're a cool guy.
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If the US is so pro-business, why do businesses have to provide health insurance and pensions?

It makes it harder for businesses to hire people and becomes a never-ending burden once the company is old enough to pay pensions. Then the company goes broke and nobody has a pension.

I'm glad I live in a country where the government provides health care and pensions and businesses pay slightly more tax to cover it. Everyone is better off.
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>>558558772

'MURICA FREEDOM N DEMORICRISRR.

>hollywood is the shit spawning pussy of western culture
>america have spread 'free' markets around the world (everything being privatized) so if anything you are making the world a less free place and more in the favor of the elite, thanks.

Also you can't call bombing less modernized countries 'spreading democracy'.
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>>558558772
>>558558940
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>>558559670
of course you can

>>558559559
also obviously you don't consider %50- %70 tax more of a burden then health care.
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Whites make up 77% of the population. What the fuck is this minority talk about?
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>>558556267
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>>558556267
>there's more minorities in europe then whites
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>>558558772
>>economic powerhouse
Lol no
>>just fucking rich
Lol no
>>better standard of living
Lol fuck no
>>cultural giant, all other countries eat our leftover movies and shit
It's not just Americans who have poor taste
>>invented the internet
Decades ago, when you actually were a pretty brilliant country. Those days are loooong gone.
>>invented the computer you're using to shitpost
Tell that to Alan Turing and all the other Brits who led the field in its first decades
>>helped spread freedom and democracy so you have the freedom to jerk off to your loli porn in peace
Starts wars against piss-poor shithole countries (Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq) and spends years wasting trillions of dollars bombing them into rubble before losing anyway.
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>>558556267
nice to see some truth for once.
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>whites
>minority

lol
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>>558560669
Tim Berners-Lee
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>>558560094
Top corporate tax rate in Oz is 30 per cent and we have free health care.
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>>558561050
Whoops. My bad.
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>>558556267
>My work gives me a week of vacation every two months
>I know I make a measurable fuckton more money than you
Stay pleb, /b/ro
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>>558560669
>Someone provides valid point as to why America shits all over the rest of the world
>NOOO NU-NU NOOOO THAT... NOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG!
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>>558560134
Lel 77%
> this fucking retard.
You ever heard of UNdocumented citizens
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>>558557685
Le 9gag.
go summer you fucking summer
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>>558561050

Tim Berners-Lee invented the www. not the internet.
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What is Europe with healthcare?
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>>558556267

true, and a lot of those traits either do or did apply to most 1st and 2nd world countries at some point.
additionally, we are one of the youngest countries around, definitely the youngest superpower. take a look at miley cyrus, she's young and influential, and she's batshit! we're still growing up, OP... European countries are the ones who introduced slavery to the Americas, on top of that, it was us that were the rebel alliance against the british empire, with a great deal of help from France.

so please include
>ended Japanese and British Empires
>second to Russia to space/put man on the moon
>leads world in equal rights movement
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>>558556267
>>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
we also kill them as nicotine farm workers, for making us look bad, for crossing our boarder for looking at a cop, or for walking on the side walk.
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>>558561504
Where was the valid point?

Perhaps you can start by explaining how your busted-arse country is an "economic powerhouse".
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>>558561453
I don't understand how you could know who Alan Turing is and not have heard of him?
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I live in America, and this is my life.

>Fire Alarm technician
>make 45-55k (overtime)
>I have healthcare
>my kids have health care
>I feel safe overall
>I enjoy my life
>I don't really get fucked

If your a good person and not overruled by senseless emotions you can have a good life.
All countries have their ups and downs. All I know is we are ALL HUMAN BEINGS! We live and we die so I'm grateful that I was able to be happy and successful because I knew better to not fuck up my life.
I also raised myself pretty much. So whatever Americas cool. It's people being stupid that create the complications in the political system, but you can avoid all of that as long as you are a good human
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>>558561824
>leads world in equal rights movement

Explain/justify this out right lie please.
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>>558562009
WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about?
>implying everyone has the same opportunities, and it's a level playing field.
We don't all start upper or middle class.
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>>558559559
I've worked in US for 20 years, what is a pension? does it have something to do with pensis cause other then my own I've never seen either one.

And health care? I turned down free money cause I believe in survive of the fittest and soon my fellow teabaggers will bring down that Satan talk of compassion and help the poor and diseased.
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Let's put the world's average salary - in PPP dollars - of $1,480 a month, or almost $18,000 a year, in context: It is less than half the average salary of the UK and the United States, where average monthly earnings are just over $3,000 a month, or around $37,000 a year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17512040

"Stay poor in the colonies."
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>>558561824
>most 1st and 2nd world countries

Do you understand that know that "Second World" refers to communist countries?

>>558561824
>we are one of the youngest countries around
You're almost 250 fucking years old. Australia and New Zealand are younger. Half the countries in Europe only became independent of empires in the 20th century.

When will you fucking grow up?
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>>558562179

...well...
nevermind.
amerifag is wrong on that one, I qas misinformed, and went to cite some facts and it turns out we weren't the first in anything concerning equality.

oopsie poopsie
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>>558562009
I live in America too, Southern California, not the Mid-West.
>50k salary doesn't get you shit here
>Jobs with benefits are a bitch to find
>Being a good person doesn't get you dick
>the 4 neighborhoods I've lived in have all been pretty crappy
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>>558562009
put the glass pipe down.
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>>558560669
>>>invented the internetDecades ago, when you actually were a pretty brilliant country. Those days are loooong gone.>>invented the computer you're using to shitpostTell that to Alan Turing and all the other Brits who led the field in its first decades

The irony!
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>>558561926
Oh, I've heard of him. Just not that interested in the internet/www. *shrug*
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>>558562862
ya US is pretty shit as equality goes. Human rights in general really we torture POW's, ignore humanitarian treaties and mostly treat the poor by throwing them into private prisons (modern slavery), deport them, or just tell them they are scum as we reduce their pay.
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>>558562850
>Do you understand that know that "Second World" refers to communist countries?

Only in some contexts:

>the term has largely fallen out of use since the revolutions of 1989, though it is still used to describe countries that are in between poverty and prosperity, many of which are now capitalist states. Subsequently, the actual meaning of the terms "First World", "Second World" and "Third World" changed from being based on political ideology to an economic definition.
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>>558556267
Well then don't come crying to us when you need someone to bail out your country
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>>558556267
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty

Hell yeah
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>>558558772
>didn't invent the internet solely on Americans
>Didn't invent the computer
Go to Tumblr faggot.
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>>558556267
>tips tinfoil menorah
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>>558561525
20 million total. TOTAL. That still won't make the white population drop below majority.

Why are you fucking stupid?
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haha I live in the US. The government is full of puppets, I want us to pull out of the un, and become the independent nation we were in the 1920's instead of sticking our fucking penis full of borrowed money into other countries asses.
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>>558561824
America didn't end the British empire you degenerate.
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AMERICA IS BEST AMERICA
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>>558562862
Nice to see an American learning something for a change. It's easy to forget that there are actually millions of good Americans.
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Saw this post, laughed, go back to eating processed packaged food and masturbating
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>>558556267

Legit running for president 2028
Ask me anything
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>>558564250
Do you believe in bronze age fairytales?
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>>558564250
are you a puppet and what do you think the nation needs?
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allied to my state first, country second. "american" is a label for retards who don't know where they come from.
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>>558564250
am I moving back to Yosemite this year?
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>>558556267
Anon-kun you're so edgy,
///. .///
C-can you teach me your ways?
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>>558556267
Don't forget ridiculous college expenses!

>Be European
>Pay next to nothing for a 4 year honours bachelor of science in physics
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>>558563489
Among idiots, maybe. Nobody contributes to the erosion of language more than the Americans.

Words like "disinterested" and "instantaneous" are pretty much useless now. Thanks America.
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>>558562393
Everyone does have equal opportunities, you shit. They're provided to you on a silver platter through welfare, unemployment cashing, disability, school loans, et cetera. Unless you're a lazy dumbass for your whole life, and you strive to go through school, you will be able to live a comfortable life easily.

>Be poor guy in bad neighborhood in inner city (Not even minority for sake of argument)
>Work ass off through school
>Stay away from drugs like a non-dumbass
>Apply for school grants for college and get a minimum wage job to help pay for housing/food/necessities (Minimum wage is not intended to pay for your fucking health care, it's intended as a baby step for someone to work for a better job if they're smart)
>Get through school with a useful degree like engineering
>Get a job that pays a good amount with said useful degree

But no, people expect everything handed to them like the lazy shits they are.

Eat fuck, you liberal faggot.
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>>558564132
however condescending, I appreciate the props, anon
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soon, america is so fat that they can't do anything anymore and then china will strike! when i say soon i mean in 5-10 years max
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>>558564462
I agree, my state is better then my country. Colorado for ever. One of the first in the nation for Gay rights, and recreational marijuana.
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>>558557685
See, the reason nobody else went to the moon is because theirs nothing there.
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>>558559159

considered sputnik 1 a satellite
>top hue
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>>558564797
>China will strike
China fucking sucks, if you want an argument on that, just ask. They have no chance in shit.

>America fat
No fuck, you asswad. But, obesity is on the decline after everyone realized the harms from commercial foods.
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>>558563014
No irony there. We're not talking about modern Britain (which, for all its many faults, a still a far more advanced and fair society than the US).
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>>558564893
It's a scientific achievement you dumbfuck. Not for the treasures and naked virgins there. We went there for the sake of waving our dick at the Russkies and saying, "Fuck you, we got to the moon!"

Dumb fag.
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>>558564954
China has million people to 1 on you so gl
every american knows the harms of the shit they eat, but they are too retard to stop.
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>>558564376
If you are referring to the bible, no I am an atheist.
>>558564402
I wouldn't consider myself a puppet, as far as the United States needs you have to be more specific.(great debating tool there i totally just foold you bro.
>>558564579
I wouldnt mind visiting Yosemite(National Park) but moving there is not on my list no.
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España son el país numero uno
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>>558556267
Yeah, but I'm a nationalist, so I hate America as it stands today too.
It's the libtards man, these fuckers don't know what money even is.
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>be american
>work at macdonalds for minimum wage
>mfw went to college and still cant get job
>curse at european imigrants for being better and getting my job
>go to work
>nignog looks at me
>get hand in pocket and hold my gun fearing for my safety
>nigger calls friends
>ohshit.jpg
>they have knifes
>take out gun
>fuck somethings wrong, its not working
>shouldnt have bought this shit at walmart without at least reading the manual
>get beat to shit by niggers, get gun, money and shoes mugged.
>police officer sees whats happening and starts shooting
>niggers disperse
>see 3 people dead in the other side of the street
>mfw the cop shot them by mistake
>get taken to police station, interrogated for 20 hours
>get beat to shit, i think they are afraid i tell anyone what i saw.
>next day get to work
>boss tells me i missed work without a just cause
>get fired
>nigger that stole my shoes gets my job
>feelsbadman.jpg
>feeling super depressed
>rage fills my vains
>blame the president
>go to local supermarket
>buy ak-47
>read manual this time
>go to local school
>start shooting the place up
>when things calm down see that one wounded kid
>kid is all fucked up but may survive
>think how bad it will be for him to live all his life paying the medical bills for what i've done
>start crying
>whatdo
>shot kid in the head
>an hero next to him
>be made a hero in local media inspiring thousands to follow my footsteps
at least in death ill be remembered
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>>558564820
a lot of states are trying to cede from the union. Washington state fag here, we are among them.
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>>558565340
I was asking if I am moving back.
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America: The totally decadent, ignorance-filled, imperialist asshole country that the world really needs in order to keep its shit together.
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Good luck getting anywhere in life with that kind of grammar and those low level insults.
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>>558565805

Sorry for Misinterpreting your question. I guess it depends on a few things, like your education level, the significance of the city, and your goals in life.
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>>558564635
Someone paid for it son. Nothing is free. Enjoy that 50% or higher tax rate, VAT, ridiculous gas prices, TV tax, driving tax, air pollution tax etc etc.
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>>558556267
>mfw americunts call a shitty bulding built 150 years ago "historical" while i walk on streets made before the coming of christ
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>>558566394

as you have answered without answering, I bet you're gonna be a successful politician.

I really just wanted a yes/no
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>>558565816
America: Imperialist asshole country that the world would be a better place if they stopped training and equipping EVERY terrorist organization and HELPING every damn dictator keep his people enslaved.

Almost forgot almost all drugs are consumed by US so we support almost all drug lords as well
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>not having a real job with benefits
>implying
>welp got me there
>yea pretty shitty
>lel that was hundreds of years ago
>meh
>implying you are forced to play that sport
>implying the US hasn't made the biggest contribution to music in the history of the world
>see number 1
>meh
>p shitty
>implying that is even close to the numbers of other gun deaths and that it is yearly
>yeah metric is better on most counts, but that has to be taught in schools
>eh
>death penalty makes sense for true psycho/sociopaths who are a danger
>yeah imprisonment for victimless crimes is overkill
>implying income inequality isn't positivity correlated with overall economic success
>implying wood houses aren't sick as fuck
>everyone I know is used to cut so it's the norm, plus I always heard about unsanitary euro fucks with gross uncut dicks

can't really argue on the rest though.
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>>558565271
>China is communistic government following the path of the Russians before them.
>Vastly corrupt
>Suffering from totalitarian policies enacted by government because they were too shortsighted to see issue of telling people to fuck like rabbits
>Country is one of the most polluted on Earth with streams flowing yellow sludge
>Most of country are illiterate hicks
>Most of country lives on less than a penny a day
>Is America's sweatshop bitch
>Relies on American economy
>Even after a decade long cleaning process, the air around Beijing for the Olympics was still toxic
>Most of meager GDP (Compared to U.S.) made on East coast of China whereas the rest is horrifyingly poor
>Military outdated, badly trained, and ill-equipped to fight a modern force
>The only advantage China's military can cling to is numbers which is dick-all compared to the shock factor and in-humane way battles are fought in the modern stage
>China does not make any attempts to move out of coal-powered energy
>People in China too stupid to realize the extent of how their government abuses and exploits them
>Similar to North Korea in this extent
>Poisons surrounding countries such as Japan and South Korea (Some scientists predict the West Coast, as well) with the obnoxious smog cloud produced by Chinese factores

Dumbass.
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>>558566763

The answer is no then. If you have doubts about moving back, then don't do it.
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>>558556267
>>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
Depends on which theater you look at. The pacific theater was dominated by the United States with very little Russian or United Kingdom help. Also in the European theater we shared in the defeat of the Axis powers. Your nation relied to much on other nations imports at the time. The thing the uk needed help with was materials for war.
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>>558557176
Including going to KFC and buying one?
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>>558567307
that's no where near lazy enough, KFC should deliver.
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This thread is some gr8 b8.
> europoors trying to make Americans feel bad
>Americans not giving a fuck because this shit post has been made a thousand times before
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>>558567307
Food stamps haven't arrived yet
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>>558567009
:^[

poo
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>>558556267
>k
>don't care, not a white /b/ cunt anyway
>whatever
>not just america
>yeah, but so has every top country
>blame bush
>better than soccer or..."eurofag-football"
>false
>lower middle class can even take vacation
>false
>false
>false
>false
>so what
>cuz no one else does that
>who cares? they deserve it
>false
>high crime high population
>false
>whatever
>maybe 80 years ago
>false
>true
>smegma lord detected
>false
>false
>who cares
>false, but who cares..?
>false
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>>558567816

You wanted an answer I gave you one, Unless you have a family that depends on you, Then no, don't move back. Move forward. America is the land of opportunity.
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>>558568681
Yosemite is what I want though
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>>558556267
tldr
no ones perfect OP
>welcome to reality
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>>558556267
Hey OP you really hurt my feelings by posting this kind of content but there's not much I can do about it.
I don't mind hearing your opinion and I'm just glad you have a way of venting your opinion, even if it's on an American website with servers in America. I would be a little worried if you were posting this kind of content about another country on another countries' servers.
If you ever feel like you need to vent anything else, please feel free to continue using this free and anonymous website for your personal opinions and stay safe if you're from a country who frowns upon these activities
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>>558568910

Why?
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>>558557297

Thats a fucking toucan you retard.
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>>558559159
where do you think all of the engineers and scientists who made putting a man on the moon possible came from?
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>>558570006
its where my folks met, its where I was conceived, its where I shed my angst and entitlement, its where I found the one that got away, its where I feel most congruent and brave .

and its just damn beautiful
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>>558565104
But the USSR did every other major milestone in the process. First Animal, first space flight, first woman.... so on so forth.
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Good luck finding this in 'Murica
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>>558564960
you fucking said america used to be smart but not now, and then bragged about something that happened in the past, how fucking retarded are you? You then said we are talking about modern britain when you just mentioned past britain
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>>558570804
Or this.
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>>558571004
Don't even bother looking for these.
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>>558566815
gr8 capitalization of all the words that arent true
:^)
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>>558571164
And where do I have to go to find women who look like this?
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>>558570485
Most of them were Jews that left your fucked up countries. They fled in search for the comfort of FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY FUCK YEAH MURRIKA
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>>558564915

A satellite is an object that orbits a planetary body.

So yea, sputnik was a satellite you fucking dumbshit.
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>>558566815
ayy lmao
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>>558561824
>second to Russia to space/put man on the moon
Actually, we would be third to space, with the Russians in a far second.
Nazi Germany was the first to space, using an unmanned rocket.
>Nazi scientists best scientists
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And finally, somewhere that looks even nicer than that cesspit "Las Vegas."
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>>558571004
Good luck finding this in Spain too.
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>>558570532
Actually
USA:
>first animals in space (fruit flies)
>first animals to return safely from space
>first space flight (suborbital) by a winged spacecraft: X-15
>first orbital maneuvers (changing orbit)
>first space rendezvous
>first space docking
>first people to leave Low Earth Orbit (Apollo 8)
>first un-tethered space walk
Plus, the US had a much better track record when it came to mission success/failure rate, and lost about half as many astronaughts than the USSR did.....not to mention the time that an entire Soviet ground crew plus flight overseers were killed when one of their rockets exploded on the launch pad, destroying the facilities
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>>558571325
there are many women in america that look like that friend
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>>558571260
name a single Terrorist org that is not US supplied and trained.
Name a single Dictator that wasn't at first helped to gain power by the US.

>Protip you can't
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>>558571797
But with THIS waistline?
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>>558571940
Disfuckingusting.jpg
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>>558571837
But, to be fair...
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>>558571940
Anorexics are everywhere. Just become a HS teacher and enjoy
>>
Lets face facts - most of the real men in Europe were all killed off in WWI and WWII, some of them personally by my grandparents.

The genetic material for today's Euro-shit is mostly the stuff that ran down the crack of his mom's ass.
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>>558570485
>implying place of birth is important
I don't give a fuck. Guess which country they went to, and guess which country funded their research?
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>>558561897
Cuz the IMF is backed by the USD
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>>558564739
Are you me?
Holy fucking shit.
10/10 would be best bros with
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>>558571837
al qaeda
king george III
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>>558572067
na
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>>558571404
>launch hunk of metal into space
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>>558572039
You forget the fact during WWII that the US trained and equipped young Kim II rebels with arms to fight the Japanese.
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>>558556267

LOL 10/10 SO TRUE,

Anyone that disagrees with this is simply a shill or a brainwashed americunt who lives in a completely engineered fucked up reality fabricated by the rich elite fucks who control USA
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>>558556267
AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!
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everyone in this fucking thread
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>>558570525
Not a good reason. Move one.
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>>558556267
I'm an american and I agree 100%

This country sucks shit, but what the fuck am I s'posed to do about it?
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>>558572583
Can you send something to space?
>Casul
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>>558572538
Al Qaeda trained and equipped by US during Afghan war with Russia

King George III, cause naming a king crowned before the US existed is so edgy.
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>>558564797
>implying fat people cannot push the 'LAUNCH' button
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>>558571404
Well, it turns out that you can't play with all your neat toys if you loose a war and get your capital fucking obliterated
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>>558564797
Fucking bring it, China!
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>>558556267

america is hated because we are the best. get over it.

also, i feel bad for you that you wasted life typing that.
>>
>Mfw when nation's one tenth our size have nothing to do, but talk about the US because of how uninteresting their nation is.
>>
>>558571837
>Name a single Dictator that wasn't at first helped to gain power by the US.
Queen Elizabeth II
>>
>>558571837
Tamil Tigers
Idi Aman Dada, British trained ;)
>>
>>558572441
because throwing money at things is better than actually being talented and smart
>>
>>558573601
here we have a typical amerifat response
somebody proposes legitimate arguments as to why your country is just the worst
>HURR NO WE'RE THE BEST LOL UR A FAG UR ARGUMENTS STUPID USAUSAUSA

honestly the fact that you all reply in the same way is absolutely astounding
>>
>>558573246
you forgot something though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Burgoyne
>>
Troll/10
>>
>>558567109
>implying the european superpowers had any business fighting in the pacific
of course the us dominated it you tard
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>>558574189
Hey man, be cool, it's in the past. We're best buds now
>>
>>558561750
Come now lets be honest. The www is pretty much the internet from the plebs point of view.
>>
>Whites are a minority

Acting like that's a bad thing. Needa get rid of all you white cis males.
>>
>2014
>being a yuroshit

Kek
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>>558575405
Jealous, underachieving niggerfaggot detected
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>>558572629
Interesting. I never knew that.
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>>558575013
What does that make your post?
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>>558557685
>yfw Nazis designed your shit and Yugoslavs sold you their space program
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>>558573339
You sure, bro?
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>>558574831
I kek'd
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>>558576056
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>>558575953
>"We are the Borg. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."
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Made me lol. But still bait.
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>>558576056
>implying 1 trident-3 couldn't wipe the chinks out
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>>558556267

Other than debt, I like all the things you listed.

Mainly because we would fuck up whatever shit hole your from without much effort.

>we single-handedly destroyed the Japanese empire.

>we massacred the Germans
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>>558564739
>engineering

yeah, like we need more autists as is.

You forget to add,

>die at 55 because you are imbecile moron
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>>558575818
http://www.history.army.mil/brochures/72-38/72-38.HTM
more of what the US provided to Chinese and Koreans in WWII
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>>558565406
The good old days are gone, amigo
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>>558561824
>it was us that were the rebel alliance against the british empire, with a great deal of help from France.
...and the Dutch, Portuguese and Spaniards.
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Well if I could goto a better country I would but, ironically, America is the most lenient on immigration in comparison to the whole fucking world: WE ARE THE MOST LIBERAL!

If I could, I would be out of this shithouse in a heartbeat. Canada would be pretty great. Fuck America.
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You know, it's pretty funny, you seem so butt hurt. As an American, I can tell you that the people you try to stereotype are the happiest Americans, while the ones who try to be like Europeans are the least happy. I'll gladly pay for private healthcare so long as I get to choose how much I pay and it doesn't come out of my taxes or a companies which would forces to pay more for its products to cover that loss. I'm happy with my 6 guns and increasing that number every once in a while. Have fun with your high class, I'll enjoy my redneck fun. Now we can both be on our way
>>
OBAMACARE FAGGOT
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>>558575774
>Going to school to be a doctor
>Currently a nurse
>Do you even try faggot?
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>>558556267
We have the highest GDP of any country in the world, and the rest of you would literally die without us.

But don't worry, we'll be the first to Mars, and then the first to colonize other planets. And we'll leave the rest of you here to die in your old world ways.
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>>558576451
You sure your country can afford that>
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>>558575904
>what does that make your post

I dont follow.
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>>558577867
Niggers or arabs will be first to colonize other planets.

How you ask? US will ship them there to work as penal colonist before any US foot touches soil. Don't need guards they can never escape
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>>558556267
>Massive debt
>Wealthy

Which is it?
>>
With two Atomic bombs.
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>>558577869
Nice tugboat mang
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>>558563541
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
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>>558559159
ivan pls
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>>558564893

>See, the reason nobody else went to the moon is because theirs nothing there.

>theirs nothing there.

>theirs

With an education like yours, no wonder your country didn't go.
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>>558578393
I still require an answer to this, or the whole thread is bunk
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>>558578393
Once you get rich enough you can be both. Pres Clinton left white house with 11 million in debt, still spent 150k a year though.
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>>558556267
All this rectalpain, and i kek'd hard
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>>558556267
>hesrightyouknow.jpg
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