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Rank us /b/. And tell us what youd do. First person to rank me highest and make me horny and turns me on gets skype and kik
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>>558402286
>us
Stopped reading there, hid thread, 2/10 girls.
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inb4 you are fattymcfatfat on the left
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are you wearing the blue bikini?
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I would have sex in the missionary position with the one on the far right for the sole purpose of procreation. For the others I would politely decline a request to have sexual relations
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>>558402286
I'd fuck you all
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>>558402286
if you're asking us to rank you, you're obviously the whale on the left.
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>>558402286
2,4,3,1

ask for ids
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>>558402286
That blonde in the middle is making me into a real boy
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>>558402286
I'd fuck both blondes anal and give you both creampies. Twice... Each.
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Are you in the back right corner
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Best body is #2. Best face is #4. I would fuck all 4 of you though for sure.
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4,1,3,2
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You all need to seriously go to the gym.
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>>558403085
Hahaha nice one didn't notice op there hiding in the corner
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Girl one over from left
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>>558402286
Kill,kill,kill,fuck marry rape(in that order)
Wait shit wrong thread
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They're all the best.
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But honestly I would fuck all of you especially 3
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Rake us b. and tell us what your does. first person rake me to highest and make horny and turns me and gets skype and lol
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>>558403428
Blue?
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2,4,3,1
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>>558402950
Not that big
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>>558403982
is blue you op?
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>>558404341
Maybe maybe not
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>>558402286
From left to right of the four girls, 10 being the highest; 2/10, 6/10, 8/10, 4/10
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>>558404860
A 2?! How?
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number 2, I masturbated to just a picture of your body and it made me shot think ropy loads all over. The pleasure I had just from the site of you was unbelievably intense.
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>>558402286
Post more of number two or gtfo
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>>558404770
well ether way the 2 3 and 4 would deffs fuck, love to bury my face in there asses
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>>558402286
Would take second from right, bent over the side of a couch, from behind, slapping that ass and I gave it to her hard
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>>558405080
Sounds like you are on the far left then
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I feel bad for the lass on the far left, judging from her abdominal concavity either the picture did funny things with color in her bellybutton of she has a port.

which means for her bravery I rate 1,3,2,4

seriously, far right does little for me.
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>>558405080
Look like my ex... Just can't do it.
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>>558402286
Whale on the left in sucking in her stomach
>kek
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>>558402286
2 then 4 then no one, not even close
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From left to right, C, A, B, B
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4,1,3,2. Sorry, OP. Sucks to suck.
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Honestly I'd fuck you all, separate or at the same time, so I don't mind which one you are bc I want that kik & Skype
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>>558406092
Far right looks too formula, not hating just I prefer my women to something different from the Texas masses.
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>>558402286
Yeah it's butterface mania. #2 or gtfo. I'd choke-fuck the hell out of her, pullin' hair and slap her around a bit. She wants the abuse.
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>>558402286
TFW you realize OP is one of the guys way in the background
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>>558402637
come on man i was trying to eat
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>>558406356
DFW represent here, so maybe I'm biased.
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#3
You're probably #1, begging for approval because you're insecure about being the heaviest. But hey, you're not bad at all.
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>>558406475
ya don't say, would explain why ALL the ladies in question have been guessed and yet OP hasn't delivered

>mylackofsurpise.jpg
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>>558403982
Yes blue
Captcha futuju forced
Hella
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>>558407026
No ones made me horny yet
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>>558406684
used to live in San Marcos area, them Austin chicks be strange and up for anything.
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>>558407216
Tell us what one you are and we'll tell you what we'd do to you. Better yet, fits or gtfo
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>>558407216
Well, *ahem*
"She walks in beauty like the night..."
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>>558406092
Go to sleep Darren.
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5, 6, 9, 8
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>>558407578
*tips*
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>>558402286
>implying there are girls on the internet

Good one, Steve. Furthest left is hottest, by the way. Heaven said it, so it's true.
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Heh, 1's got it sucked in for the picture.

>>558407216
>we're here to serve you.
Best just leave before you get doxed and it's too late
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>>558407357
Never really spent a lot of time there. Mostly just drove through to either San Anton, Houston, or Port Aransas. Heard it's a fuckin blast there, though. I'm gonna have to hit up 6th street, sometime.
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>>558407216
tell us why we should make your cunt puffy before we embellish you with made up storys about how were going to cum in your ass and make you cumfart it onto our chests only to have you lap it up like the dirty slut you are? and the thought of a skype call and kik aing doin it for us...
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>>558407216
Just wanna say if your 3 I would love to touch you all over and other things
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>no timestamp
>no tits.
Gtfo
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Im in blue and I wanna be dominated and raped. Best story gets info. Go.
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7, 8, 7, 9 for dat ass
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>>558402286
all of you are 10/10. we'd all have a nice huge orgy.
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>>558402286
from left to right...

4,1a,2,1b

That is the order i would giggity your geschmoygens.

also since you're a 12 year old boy that posted this thread, I would probably beat you up and tell the police some niggers did it
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>>558407646
...Nope. Guess again.
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>>558402286
I would sexually assault in the work place with all of them. Far left would look much better if she worked out. She is to skinny fat. Needs to be muscluar thick. Know what i am saying..?
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>>558407216
I hope for your sake that you aren't that hideous one on the left. That must be the ugmo you guys hang with to make yourself feel prettier. I rate her a 9... as in 9 beers before I'd consider getting that on my D. That's a girl you fuck and don't tell anybody about. That's a 2 am if everybody else has ignored your texts fuck. That's a fuckin' gnarsquatch nooo thanks
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>>558408004
Damn.. Sorry Anon.
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Left to right:

1) Slut/10
2) sLut/10
3) slUt/10
4) sluT/10

Did I win?

Now rate me! pic related
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Hi! few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I posted in this thread because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D.
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Im blue. I want to be raped abused tortured etc. Best story gets info.
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>>558402286
1,3,2,4 ... 4 looks the most like she would give me the most problems.

Girl number 1 has the best rack, I would totally motorboat her, definitely grab those babies while I pound it into her from behind. 8-9/10 to me "average" to others is a "almost perfect" for me

2: she's cute, a little too flat chested for me, makes me think of little boys... she's cute though 7/10

3: Hot, would definitely play with also an 8-9 looks more outta my league so I'll say a 8

4: Totally out of my league. Looks mean, 5/10 if that...
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>>558402479
Thumbnail is Edward Norton
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>>558408729
Ew, my least favorite. Now tell me. How desperate do you have to be to come to this shitty board and try to get some prime virgin dick?
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>>558408538
Bulking?
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>>558402951
This
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>>558408812
'makes me think of boys.... 7/10'

lal
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>>558407803
6th street on Halloween is topped only by New Orleans.
>>558407704
*doffs* classics can't be beat.
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>>558405080
shit didn't get this far... well in my pinion you are the cutest one out of all of them... you look like the only one I could stand a chance with which is what I find attractive. girls on the far right would probably look right past me... you and the girl to YOUR right are sexy.
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>>558408729
Don't forget who wanted to especially wanted to fuck you like a savage
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>>558402286
Alright alright alright.
Far left
>Great thighs
>Nice tits
>A smile that says youll do anything
8/10 Id fuck those titties into tomorrow

2nd from left
>Cute face
>Perky tits
>Fair skinned
7/10 She can definitely take a creampie from me

2nd from right
>Tiny tits
>Decent body
>Sexy skin
7/10 Would skullfuck and cum in eyes, not like shes seeing anything now anyways

Far right
>Nice skin
>Nice ass
>Really nice ass
8/10, anal til she can't walk
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>>558409021
Very.
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>>558408729

how about you show us your TITS OR GTFO
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>>558408812
hell yea 3 is easily the hottest
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tits or gtfo
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>>558409236
I don't believe you need more pics
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>>558408729
Before you get stories from us, its literally a rule for tits first
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>>558402286
1/10 1/10 1.5/10 1/10
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>>558409438
Find more perfect toes. Protip: You know the Protip.
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OP has left the building
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4,2,3,1

obvious answers imo
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>>558402286
Left to Right = Marry, Fuck, Kill, Rape
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from left to right.

1=4/10,2=8/10,3=5/10,4=glasses/10
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>>558402286
If I was there with a high pressure water hose, I'd spray you with it until you ran into the water. Hopefully you'd get the message.
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Well I cant show my tits right now so the rule is I have to gtfo
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>>558402286
the one in the blue panties
look at those hips

and what bitch wears bright colors over a part of her body she aint showing off?
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>>558404860
>>558402564
>2
You clearly have no idea how this works. Aside from the bullshit about hygiene (and overgeneralization about weight), this is fairly accurate.
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>>558407907
>tits
This is the only suitable answer. summer, so much
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>>558409032

Does it show?

Been doing presses with Reeses and York Peppermint. It's hard, but SO worth it. I mean, just LOOK at those shoulders! Helps that I have good genes too.
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>>558410552
This is why you're desperate enough to be on here
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>>558402286
ITT: newfag trolling newfags

god /b/ is such a cancerous piece of shit
>mfw
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>>558402286

3, 2, 4, 1.
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Name their band /b/
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>>558411552
Bad bitch Feminism
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>>558402286
rape the second one
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>>558411967
Karbunkle and the Mutants
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>>558402286
4 1 3 2
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