Listen up /b/ros
we're gonna fake the death of one direction!
>One Direction's plane crashed, with no survivors.
Just think. All those teenage girls would commit mass suicide. Do we take that responsibility upon ourselves? Do we? I think we do.
You newfag piece of shit, I bet you're so new that you've been browsing for maybe 5 minutes, you fucking newfag, I've been browsing way longer than you. I've been on /b for at least 15 minutes.
Im so sick of fucking newfags everywhere.
Do you think we can get it widespread enough to cause One Direction to actually go along with it and pretend they are dead, so they can cash in when all their songs get millions of purchases because dead people are always more popular? That would accidentally make us the the arbiter of all their fortunes. But as long as a bunch of teenage girls collapse because they think their soulmates died, I'm all in.
make it look like it's legit, mainly...then I'd suggest it goes into some minor details about flight (insert BS number here) from (insert country that they are from) to (somewhere else in the world). it has been confirmed by (insert members moms name) that the boys were in fact on that flight. Rest in Peace, One Direction. Your talent and your music will carry on your spirit. We will never forget you. ; etc,etc.
Just use pic related as template, and mention what >>558392005
said somewhere. I'm on mobile.
One Direction watched 24 Live Another Day, thought Jack Bauer was a real person, went to Moscow, tried to break Jack Bauer out of prison, One Direction got killed in the gulag instead. Towels were forced down their throat until they started to digest it, etc
Guys this is the best idea /b/ has had in a long time, but we need to make sure we don't fuck it up.
Only fags who are GOOD with photoshop are cleared to do this. Don't forget the date in the top left.
100% agree with you.
W8ing for toppest of kekkest. God speed you magnificent heroes of photoshop!
ALRIGHT TARDS, EVERYONE STOP JIZZING THEMSELVES. LURK HERE AND OFFER ADVICE, NOTHING ELSE. DON'T GO FUCKING THIS UP JUST BECAUSE YOUR AUTISM GOT THE BETTER OF YOU.
I'm a one direction fan. This type of things happen all the time. For god's sake, girls freak out only for the boys drinking alcohol -.-
It would be very easy to screenshot all these comments and post them on twitter and tumblr fan accounts, but I'm curious of what could happen if you all pull this off. How can I help?
More Bump. Cicada 3301 fags come in. /b/ need you.
WTF is this shit. You can clearly tell that it is a "photoshop" and not a screenshot. Font for the title is all wrong, The Sun logo is blurry but the rest of the page is not, and no news site in their right mind would choose that font and color for the article itself.
If you want to make something actually authentic, go to a real article page on The Sun, then edit it live via "Inspect Page" in FF or whatever the equivalent is for chrome.
Include some actual information about them and/or their families in your story to make it more believable. Do you even know where they're at and what they were doing today for starters? Fans know all that, and if your article doesn't match our info, no one is going to believe you so why bother...
this guy knows what's up. I'm too lazy to do it though.
>when we get the finished article, we need to distribute it around /b/ to get the biggest initial dumping in social media
Give me the following, and I'll put it together:
Put that shit HERE, not in some fucked up image where I have to pull it out manually.
>another tragedy struck as another civilian airliner in what is to be described as yet another terrorist attack by a seperatist group
>among the members aboard the plane, pop band One Direction is among those confirmed casualties
did you even go to high school
article should be about the crash mostly, and only mention that 1direction were victims in passing. it will be more believable.
>therefore, title should not mention the band
>pic should be of some first responders or something, idk
>i'm too lazy to write the article.
The title will be about another plain crash, believed to be the work of the same group responsible for the previous two.
>no real serious news source would emphasize the band, it's unprofessional
>they would focus on the tragedy
Like I said: if you write it, I'll create it.
Let me be clear: when I said I would put the shit together I did NOT mean I would do it all.
>fake text is sharper then real text
>your writing skills
It's more realistic to say that some of them were either not on the plane or survived. People always make jokes about all of them dying at once, so change it up by keeping one or two of them alive.
The popular British boy band "One Direction" was aboard that flight to a private concert for Russian telecom magnate Ivan Balakhnov. Sources say the band was the favorite of the oligarch's daughter.
You think they wouldn't use this as click bait? go back to marketing.
Also if some faggot has a TV with a USB port: go to some online news channel and photoshop this shit onto it, then you save it as an image (full hd resolution) and put it on the TV then take a photo with a camera and post it on Twitter saying something like "just saw it on the news OMG #rip1d" this way it looks like it's real and on TV which is way more realistic than an image of a new site.
This is all you're getting into you faggots actually get the cocks out of your mouths and work.
Don't say "The title should say X", WRITE A FUCKING TITLE. Then other anons can reply and say yay/nay.
Christ, you people.
This shit isn't going to work! Y'all aren't updated on what One Direction is up to ,or if they're even together, or if they even fly together, or if they had a flight recently! Nice idea but it isn't going to work
Yet another airliner has been confirmed to have been shot down near the conflict raging in the Ukrain. Delta airlines flight 771 was flying 33,000 feet above sea level when a military rocket seized by rebels reportedly misfired and targeted the airliner instead of the intended Russian Blackhawk helicopter. Among the victims were all five members of the world famous pop band One Direction, who were purportedly making their way to a charity concert in Tokyo.
Here I go, and ues it will be shitty.
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band known as One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.The culprits are still at large.
Alright, I got you faggets.
Today at (fucking random time) (fucking plane 1D would be in) crashed in Ukraine. We give condolences to the friends and family of those who have passed on. Among those who were aboard the plane, is the popular pop group "One Direction." More information has yet to be revealed to the general public, but we will try to keep you up to date with all the (name of plane) news.
>The popular British boy band "One Direction" was aboard that flight to a private concert for Russian telecom magnate Ivan Balakhnov. Sources say the band was the favorite of the oligarch's daughter.
instead of tokyo that makes more sense, plus like another bro said, they would be in a private jet, not a public.
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band known as One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.
Left out the last sentence, it's retarded. But this is the best yet
So far I like yours the most. It's actually gramatically correct and sounds like it was written for a news site and not for a fucking 5th grade paper.
Do you have a title, subtitle, or image?
OK we need to sort this out because it could take a while and I could be on /gif/. here's what we need to fix:
>Plane must be a private jet
>I was wrong, article should milk death of band members
>have a few survive for believability. better yet, only one should die (not harry)
>FOR FUCKS SAKE SOMEONE LESS TIRED THAN ME NEEDS TO CHECK FOR GRAMMAR ERRORS. Any of you fuckers out of high school?/in business?
Thanks, I still think I could improve a bit. Maybe:
Headline:Plane taken down by terrorists in Ukraine.
Story:A plane has recently been taken out of the air in what is believed to be an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties has not been compiled yet, but it is believed that the popular boy band One Direction may be among the deceased, and that their tour manager, Paul Higgins, has taken over their social media accounts in an attempt to stop panic.
Staff or author name?
Time/Location of incident?
Why shot down?
Why was 1D on flight?
How are world leaders reacting?
Fans? Family members?
i'm a newfag. first time on 4chan
but I expect better from you all
I refuse to take you serious until you two fuckers learn how to end a fucking sentence.
>an attack by an separatist group in Ukraine, A full list of casualties
For. fucks. sake.
I'm in business but I'm tired as fuck too. I checked out some of their flight schedules and the story should say that the plane was headed to (location X) for some other reason than a concert or something. Otherwise people would instantly find out that the stories don't add up. Example:
>1D's private jet was headed to their private resort in (location X) when out of fucking nowhere it got shot down etc etc...
You stupid. fucking. cunt. Stop fucking shit up.
You need to manually edit the source of the page so it doesn't look retarded.
I have that shit pasted in, I'm just waiting for a good picture and title. The ones I used were placeholders. Cunt.
Christ, it's like working with retards in here.
This fucking shit is so retarded and is never as cool as the faggots who create these threads think it will be.
>hurr durr like 6 people on the entire planet believed
>le 4chan so good troll
Oh, sorry, I meant to refer to
Yours is not bad, other than the run-on sentence, and lack of definition. I think one of the article itself would be more credible.
Can you post that picture?
Say "another" one more time mothafucka I dare you!!
okay listen to me faggots. I'm the fan. If you're planning to make this work you need to know a few things:
1. Today they turned 4 years of being a band (woho everybody is freaking out)
2. 4/5 are in England while Harry is somewhere in LA like always.
3. They flight in private jets, which means there are no other regular citizens non related to them that fly with them.
4. They aren't touring in America yet, until August.
5. They're currently in a break.
6. Zayn yesterday admitted that management tweeted from his twitter account (might be useful for you)
7. Paul 99/100 times flies with them, so he should be expected to be with them when their plane crashes or whatever.
8. They are all usually MIA. Keep that in mind.
Any more info from me you would like to get?? Be quick.
didnt see yours till after i uploaded
This is as far as I'm taking it, unless you fags want more. Specific changes.
Fantastic information. So this pretty much takes out all of the "manager will release a statement" shit.They also can't all die so that changes the premise of most of the article
I should learn some actually paint skills
Like I said, I don't write it, I just put it together and not use fucking MSPaint.
Fucking don't. Edit the HTML of an actual article. It's not that hard. Because yours still looks like shit and I can spot it being fake just by the visuals, much less the content.
Dude just get rid of the fucking first "another", it's not needed and makes the sentenc look as though a middle schooler wrote it. Also, edit the HTML like the guy who isn't a faggot, faggot.
Fuck off. You haven't done ANY work.
Updated again. Edited it so it fits on one screen, because
Fixed that, thanks.
For the last fucking time, I'm not going to write it. I'm compiling it. I'm too fucking tired to write well.
Sooooo what's the fucking point of this? Even if you edit the HTML, that only effects what you see on your screen. Anyone else on that website will not see this fake article, or am I missing something?
Edit the HTML then take a screenshot of that. The result is that it matches the layout of the actual site and does look like you fucking glued it together.
Fuck no. Not until we sign off on this image. Apparently there are still some problems, but tards here don't want to try to fix them.
This idea and thread are they gayest right now. No online journalist would have such casual syntax towards, THE DEATH OF FIVE FAGGOTY INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTARS. Get it together dudes, keep trying.
hahahaha everybody is freaking out and those who are editing the article are really going nuts. Calm down everyone. This isn't even going to work. Hundreds of these articles have appeared before. Watch you publish your article and a couple minutes later someone will tweet a recent selfie with one of the boys. Especially of Harry, that mop head is everywhere in LA hanging with thousands of cool people :/
My point is, this is fun but it isn't going to work. You can still though make up another type of rumor. One that would be more believable...
I'm their fan; I know about this life.
Are you just shooping it, or actually editing the html to pull in images and edit the text as a saved page?
I've been following the thread on my phone, so don't have access to all of my extensions
Ok great it's a believable enough image but that's as far it goes. Even if you all manage to spread this image around enough to start getting some people to notice, when they go to that site looking for the article there will be nothing and it'll be recognized as a hoax in no time.
change the black hawk to something else. the rebels are allied with Russia. shooting them would make the rebels just like OP
Nope, I've seen 4chan try to pull off these celebrity died hoaxes hundreds of times. Occasionally some faggot somewhere will blog about it, and that's pretty much the extent of where this le epic troll will go. All we have at this point is a fake image. It's not enough.
>"what is to be described as" -> "what is reported to be"
>replace comma with period
>Picture is off. It would be too early for a funeral procession, and using a generic picture of a hearse would be tacky otherwise.
Also, change "MH16 DISASTER" in the red banner of the image.
My apologies. That's what I was about to start doing. Dumbasses kept leaving the URL the same as the source article for screenshots. 30 damn seconds to change that on line 52 in wordpad...
cbs is in on this shit too
Editing HTML in notepad cant see errors
also can you edit images in the same way?
Yes you can, similarly. You should be able to find the image with the inspect element, denoted by a .jpg or similar filename extension. The image you replace it with will need to be the same adjusted to same dimensions as well I believe.
here we can check what they are up to at the moment, recently they was just got 4 years together so something like they were going on a trip to celebrate 4 years anniversary
Look shitlord, I'm not claiming to be experienced, I'm trying to help. I'm simply pointing out that anyone with common sense is going to see right through this shit, so you can get butt-hurt at me for pointing out that so far you've essentially wasted your time or you can stop being a filthy kyke and help brainstorm on what that "more" might be.