ITT: /b/ dragon slayer raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking dragon appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm
Heres some info about this boss:
name@Dragon
dificulty@easy
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/558368986
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
get the hits on
name@minecraftboy387
name@PlebKnight
boom boom
bang bang
fuck
die rat
boop
Pooooooop
Destroying
Let's do this
No catching me now
>>558370510
heal
>>558370510
We gots to heal em
i need vengence heal me masters
>>558370510
heal round 2
>>558370510
damn
BACK WITH A VENGENCE
roundhouse kick
oh shit, everyone's back
One hit wonder
inbound
too bad this thread will probably die
5 / 0 I hit double!
damn
>>558371308
heals round 3
I have fallen twice
Combatant recognized
>>558371308
daaaaaaamn
>>558371469
dat 69 get
00 or 69 revives everyone <3 Master babs
name@skelly
>>558371563
Dat knight damage doe
we're 2 gud
I got a damn dagger and gJZ got a damn battle axe
>>558371801
i got you bro!
that inedtsan
>>558371801
healz 4 dayz
i'll join the fight
>>558371801
trying again cuz bad healer
>>558372142
thank
>>558371801
ooo
>>558372183
NOOOOOO
healer on da roll
>>558372305
oh shet
>>558372380
that was a quick heal
continue the onslaught healers and pleb knights
o kurwa!
so many healers
>>558372531
thanks nigguh. I'm still pretty new to this shit, how do I see who has what HP so I can pick and chose to who heal?
CREENIS PAWNCH
Kepp up the fight ALL JOIN THE CAUSE
>>558372739
htts://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/558368986
shows this thread in action
dodging bullets all day evr day
death will be upon me soon
>>558372885
okay im just retarded.
noice m8s
99 get
Awww yyee
>>558373160
nice hit.
inbound
>>558373083
2 bad dubs be disabled
SHREKONING IMMINENT
>>558373210
REVENGE
Nickname@paddythemick
>>558373210
I got chi.
Nickname@banzai
Where tha fuk did The Shatterer come from
>>558373210
rest in pepperoni
nigger
>>558368986
You should at least post the proper version of the image.
nickname@minecraftboy387
>>558373494
nice nice nice
>>558373506
nickname@PlebKnight
>>558373509
rolling to heal ranger
U wan sum fuk dragin?
Nickname@Shrek
>>558373509
>>558373506
vengence
>>558373509
Avenging this minecraft autist. Stay dead faggot
>>558373708
STOP DYING.
>>558373708
>>558373506
rest in niggers
Nickname@Beenis
name@herpderp
>>558373708
>>558373506
healing up plebs
>>558373506
gjhgj
name@Zekken
>>558368986
name@faggotarse
>>558373910
wow m8
>>558373910
rerolling for plebknight revive.
>>558373708
>>558373506
>>558373509
Avenging the avenger
>>558373910
ffs scrublord
>>558373910
YOU NIGGER
>>558373910
heal pl0x
nickname@Zekken
>>558374069
nice 1 m8
>>558374069
OOOOOOOH SHIT
name@Skelly
inbound death machine
Nickname@ishallplaysong
I die alot.
Nickname@Justice
>>558374204
avenging
>>558374069
i thank thee
nickname@Derphealer
I'm here
>>558374204
nice one.
Healing your ass.
Goin' in for da darius dunk
Gon' slam my axe in ya dick drag'n bah
>>558374204
ded
>>558374302
geg
>>558374310
name@Skelly
lets see...
Thou doth hast seeketh thy doom upon thyself
spooky
>>558374284
buffs for EVERYONE
>>558374362
ty kind sir,
MAY THE BATTLE CONTINUE
>>558374204
Stop falling into the death machine bubby
>>558374504
healing
>>558374504
nickname@Skelly
THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
i am live
In the name of justice
nickname@FACKYOURMATHER
waiting for scrub deaths
GIVE ME SOME VENGENCE
DAMAGE TIME
welp
nuke it down
Can't wait for him to put it in ma bum, I've been doing hella damage
>>558374801
>>558374809
guys pls
>>558374801
>>558374809
even get
>>558374801
>>558374809
healing i got dis
>>558374801
THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DAMAGE, WHAT THE FUCK.
>>558374860
thank you
>>558374860
thx m8
>>558374902
>>558374907
avengin'
name@NIGGUUH
Justice always prevails !
>>558374851
>>558374907
>>558374902
WE NEED MORE BUFFS
>>558374801
More like dead time bubby
>>558374902
>>558374907
guys calm down
>>558375004
>>558374902
>>558374907
>>558375004
here we goooo
>>558374495
Hittem again
im here to help
>>558374902
>>558374907
>>558375004
>>558375106
mfw i missed
SHUT UP, DRAGON!
>>558375106
>>558375059
>>558375004
>>558374907
>>558374902
>>558375106
No you're not, you're dead b0ss
>>558375048
>>558375059
thank you 4/6 left
Justice strike
>>558375216
thanks brah
polo
>>558375305
revive
dying again just for you
>>558375305
ayyy lmao
Rolling for class
Strike
>>558375424
thanks again brah
fuck her right in the pussy
then i die
pizza
>>558375086
And once more
pololol
no need for heals, so heres some damage
hey poke
nickname@suck-a-fuck
Justice
>>558375305
>>558375604
people still dyin w/ ma buffs makes me sad
>>558375604
>>558375604
fucking pleb
>>558375710
shit niggers
>>558375710
avenge
>>558375710
come on
@element WATER
I will oppose this evil
>>558375805
>>558375805
pleb
>>558375805
shit m8 ye died 6 times
I might as well change my name to Dragonslayer Orenstein
>>558375805
kek
>>558375813
3/6 left
thank you kindly cleric
I need help lawls
J
i am worst healer kill me oh great dragon
rolling for class
ppl pls
Bard saves me for +13 damage
name@AdolfOneEye
damn m8s
This is going to take a while
show me your testicles
>>558376414
you got lucky there, Adolf
i said kill me dragon
Time to swing again
Will strike in the name of justice
>>558376618
NOT WHILE IM AROUND WITH MA BUFFNESS
can i help u guys?
fedorific
This isnt an easy game fellas
dragon plz i dont want to live anymore
Let's boost that damage.
damage
m'lady
Striking again
dragonborn here
We need some damn deaths
someone die so i can die trying to res you
>>558377000
Well there you go
>>558377000
HOLYFUCKSHITS
lets get bashing butts as well as deez nuts
>>558377009
avenge
JUST HIT 7000 BY TRIP 000
>>558377009
>>558377009
ayy lmao
>>558376582
Adolf doesn't die that easily!
>>558377000
THE GREAT SAVIOR OF THE PLEBS
1 billion damege
>>558377000
>>558377009
YOUR NOT BUFFED ENOUGH
>>558377009
>>558377205
>>558377000
>>558377205
aveenge
>>558377205
damn m8
>>558377205
Not even close baby
>>558377205
>>558377009
yer dead mate
This might take less time than expected
>>558377205
try 2
>>558377205
top fucking kek m8 heres a buff
>>558377442
Thank you my lord
we should get more trips goys
>>558377502
>>558377502
suck on this, scalefucker
Justice strike
Need some deaths mate I want another 7k hit chek em
>>558377502
Woogie boogie.
>>558377502
try 2
>>558377502
avenge the mighty BuffGiver5000
damn m8s
Get off yer asses and kill that dragon!
Justice strike, again
The dragon weakens /b/rothers, CONTINUE THE ONSLAUGHT
>>558377502
i'll avenge you, little one.
im in top heals ftw
>>558377559
>>558377579
fuck 2/6 left
>>558377669
youre on a roll tonight plebknight.
OH GREAT DRAGON KILL ME ONCE MORE!
nickname@RUAWIZARD
what are you doing in my swamp?
>>558377910
>>558377910
Avenge this poor soul
Postin
Vengence inbound
>>558377910
CuntCrusher reporting for doody!
Lets fuck this beast up!!!!!
>>558377910
right off the bat
>>558377910
man down KILL ME DRAGON I NEED THIS
Buffs for the masses!
>>558377910
Off to a great start, I see.>>558378005
>>558378005
I shall avenge you boah
>>558377910
oooh for fuck sake
>>558378102
>>558378005
got dis dragon kill me
My axe is dulling down, my damage isn't as great as like 10 minutes ago
k I'm good
oh me lord this place needs a good buffing
>>558378005
>>558378102
>>558378305
damn goys
>>558378305
It was too much for him. Lay him to rest, let vengeance be upon the dragon.
>>558378305
got mulk?
>>558378305
>>558378102
>>558378005
here we goooooooooooooooooo
Thank you for the rez, Minecraftboy
Fuckin' knew I was gonna die
nice 1 m8s
We will win this tonight
roll class
summon@water
This is surprisingly entertaining
inbound
>>558378458
Thank you kind sir!
dragon is about to death
dont make it a shrektacle u goys
BACK IN THE SADDLE NIGGERS, READY FOR CAMBAT BEBY
>>558378032
EVERYONE BUFF THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Fuck this wretched beast up!!!!
nickname@Sodom
i am a man sir wadsworth
>>558378801
Incoming
>>558378801
>>558378904
rest in pepperoni
>>558368986
class roll
Oh~
This song shall carry far and wide~
for my buffs i give in stride~
and if i am to die today~
then let my bone and flesh rot away~
class
muahaha!
>>558378801
>>558378904
we done goofd
REST IN PEPPERONI
MAN UP BITCHES! ADOLF WITH A BUFF HERE!
>>558379000
REST IN PEPPERONI DRAGON
>>558379000
OH SHIT NIGGERS, IT'S ALL OGRE
>>558379000
Nice
FUCK YEAHHHH
PRAISE THE OGRELORD ONCE AGAIN
>>558379000
REST IN FUCKING PEPPERONI
>>558379000
shrek is love
>>558379000
SO MUCH WINRAR
aim for the weakpoint
Am i to die today?~
Or with my buff will i save the day?~
Only this roll will tell,
now i cast my wonderful spell,
and hope that this dragon will soon die!