NEW THREAD 2,8

come on babe

>>558367070
I hate you fucking slut ass bitch cuntslurper.
i dont need girls i have my internet friend club 4chin
(no girls allowed though)
>>558367070

suk mi dik ugly bich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqLArgCbh70

I love you

do you like what you see?

>>558367309
re-roll

>>558367235
rerolling

im fucking my ass with my own dick right now, want to see?

(sends pic with own dick in ass)

>>558367183
Surprised at how big I am? I want to see what you're rockin'

Come on just send me one sneak peek

Please return the favor?

>>558367070
distance aint no thang when your hung like me baby

>>558367420
Rolling.

>>558367309
shameles re

How about I surprise you in your rear?

if I pay you, will you send me pinecones to shove in my ass?

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Okay, send her this picture and tell her "I love you so fucking much Sharon"

>>558367183
You want this dick in that pussy don't you you old horny slut.
I bet you'd beg me to give it to you and fill your butt with my AIDSjuice.

OH SHIT ITS ESCAPED QUICK CALL 911

Wouldn't you like to slobber all over it?

>>558367386
reroll

>>558367070
And you're kind of on my mind all day babe. Now ima need to see some tittays.

>>558367420
Reroll

>>558367235
rerell

>>558367070
Want to See my sis? (Then remit pic of naked girl which you got direct from camera, so it Looks like you made the pic yourself)

>>558367602
Yes Winrar

>>558367632

>>558367624
rerawl

>>558367692
>>558367692
Deliver OP

>>558367602
>DATWINRARDOE

>>558367868
I got it first faggot
>>558367602

>>558367868
look at
>>558367632

op will deliver and your still a faggot

i am a nigger

>>558368010
reroll

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2,6,0,9

Im a crossdresser can i borrow your panties?

>>558367070
FUCKING finaly found it, jesus OP, don't do that shit again

>>558368205
The next time we see each other im taking your earlobes

>>558368210
Fuck you

>>558368210
winrar

>>558368210
winrar

Does my Star Trek t-shirt make you horny?

>>558368210
kek winrar

>>558368205
I still am waiting to see that pussy

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5,7

if i bought you a plane ticket out here for the weekend, would you give us a chance?

>>558367553
reroll

haha nah just playing, but yes im serious! i showed you my dick, how much more serious can i get?

No i'm not I just really would like to see more of you

Does it matter? I want you naked now.

>>558368562
just a little bit, but you started flirting with me you slut tease!

So you gonna fingerbang or what?

>>558368647
lel

>>558368258
do what?

>>558368562
Yes

>>558368647
winrar

i'm sorry, i just get really nervous around a girl as beautiful as you... I really wanna see that sexy body of yours, what do you say?

>>558368647
shitty winrar

>>558368742
not link the previous thread

>>558368562
a little. also naked and looking at your facebook

Of course I'm serious babe.. But I'm in some deep trouble today, you have to believe me. My dad's friend Jimmie Rustle, called me the other night to tell me that all of us 9gag users are going to get hacked by some MemeMaster of some sort. I didn't quite understand, but it sounds dangerous.

>>558368562
No, I'm serious. I really am a crossdresser. In fact, I'm working on turning into a shemale. I'm taking hormones and I have tits growing. Let's fuck when they're fully grown.

>>558368647

oh what the fuck :'D seriously, I just want to see tits

>>558368965
winrar

Just show me them blams

>>558369193
>I can't read

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shiiieeet nigga
4,7,0,1

Sorry. Not drunk, just horny.

Babe, just give me what I want, please. I just want to see your beautiful body. I only need a little. I love you . . .

>>558369390
OP send her a pic of sharpy in your pooper

c'mon show me your fucking body, i wont show no one

i'm sorry, i just get really nervous around a girl as beautiful as you... I really wanna see that sexy body of yours, what do you say?

>>558369390
I WILL FUCKING STOP IF YOU JUST SHOW ME DEM SWEET TITTAYS

>>558369440
>>558369450

Ohhh this one will be good.

>>558369450
winner

>>558369440
winner

>>558368965
REROWLLLL

>>558369450
SO CLOSE

bb i haz to admit somthon im a newfag

>>558369440
wins

>>558369440
WINRAR, DO IEET OP

>>558369440
Winrar

I want to become a woman and have lesbian sex

>>558369440
>>558369450
Aww...

>>558369440
Top lel/10

Listen up buckaroo, you either let me give you the lickaroo or I fuckaroo your mumaroo

>>558369440
reeeeeeeee ro

>>558369653
rolling for this

>>558369852
No idea why but that made me have a genuine laugh

>>558369852
roll for this
come on OP

>>558369923
Anonymous (ID: DrvtlmjD) 07/23/14(Wed)21:13:39 No.558369923?
>>558369440
reeeeeeeee ro

Tits or GTFO you stupid german oven mitt

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OP delivers
3,7

>>558369450
reroll

>>558369450
reroll

i'm sorry, i just get really nervous around a girl as beautiful as you... I really wanna see that sexy body of yours, what do you say?

>>558370185
>stupid german oven mitt
what I don't even

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>>558370129

What..... even happened here.

>>558370213
send another dick pic

>>558370213
fuck you cat (send dick)

even after you seen my dick? you better not be bating to my dick pic!

bb i haz to admit somthon im a newfag

"how old are you even, miss floppy tits?"

>>558370213
Pretty please with a cherry on top?

how does $5000 sound?

>>558370323
OP discard this shitrar

I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>558370213
Fine. Let me get the ball rolling to make your more comfortable.
*sharpie in pooper*

>>558370213
sorry my friend was on my phone

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>>558370129

What..... even happened here.

>>558370323
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE WORTHLESS COMMENTS IN A GET THREAD, YOU GOD DAMN NEET

Fine ill just go to craiglist and pay for some hookers.

>>558369852
roll

First winrar

ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


Why the hell hasn't this girl told you to fuck off yet, she must want your hoss man

Come and slob on my knob like its Corn on the cob my petite chinese dumpling

>>558370397
WINRAR

>>558370323

Yes.

Some men want to watch the world burn. I am one such man. Look upon me and despair.

>>558370323
Op please ignore this one
>>558370363
Instead this

>>558370397
THIS IS A WINRAR CMON

>>558370363
win?

>>558367235
>>558367235

rerolling

>>558369450
ROLLLLLLLLLLL

>>558370664
OP is a fag and your a fag

>>558370873
You're*

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I discarded the shit win.
5,8,9

>>558369450
reroll

>>558369450
rolling again

>>558371139
winrar

do you have a younger sister then? i GOTTA get my dick wet!!!

its alright, can you at least tell me what you are wearing?

Im a veteran please send me some boobs

>>558371139
WINRAR

>>558371139
>rerolling your own thing
Jesus how shit taste, I bet you vote for yourself as well

>>558371064

courtney, wat

>>558371139
oh you fuck

what would you make change your mind?

>>558371139
top winrar

Pooped sharpy.

>>558371274
rollin because i'm hilariously hilarious on a hilariously hilariously hilarious scale

>>558371064
LOOK HERE YOU CUNTY LITTLE MUNGE BINT, I WILL HAVE YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD ON A PIKE IF I DON'T GET NUDES OF YOUR FLABBY FUCKING BODY NOW DELIVER OR SUFFER MY WRATH

>>558371139
AND THERE IT IS

someone needed to get this tit bait off topic

shes not going to send nudes, he may as well do it

If you don't I'll kill my family

So lets like, ride camels in Uganda

>>558371298
genuine lols

>>558371064
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>558371342
OP if you don't deliver this you're the biggest faggot on earth

If you do it you'll be a legend

Time to get the lotion out. It won't hurt, you've pushed out shits bigger than a fucking Sharpie m8.

:/w
A little better today is a safe trip with your friends!
Lets get married an stuff, on fuckjng camels man

if you don't send me a pic of your tits RIGHT NOW i SWEAR to GOD I will fly out there tomorrow and beat that ass

>>558371972
this

Bitch ill paint you green and slap you around like a disobedient avocado.

This here's a jam for all the fellas/try to do what those ladies tell us

>>558371972

Not rerolling for the original. I'm rerolling for the exact post I'm linking, linked post number and all.

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>>558372254
bump for epic

>>558371064
listen you cunt slut whore nigger, I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

lol "gorrila warfare"

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>>558372750
Is it the first time you've seen that?

>>558372474

>>>reddit

>>558372853
sure is summer here

give OP a couple mins here

if hes ganna deliver, its not ganna be as fast as the text message

>>558372868
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Send Cosby photo

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>>558367183
YOU PERPETUATE RAPE CULTURE

>>558373102
i agree. op will deliver today.

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LOL FUCK YOU ALL
3 DECIDES IF SE REPLIES

>>558373141

>>>yourmomscustomers.net

Send another dick pic saying "Want to watch me jerk it?"

>>558373337
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>558373337
A shit storms a brewin

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>>558373337
Cosby photo

>>558373363
Another shitrar
If 3 get, yes

>>558373363
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>558372474
First off, it's not "gorilla warfare" learn to read you illiterate redneck. I highly doubt your part of the Navy Seals as you would need a higher IQ. You haven't killed 700 people, Navy Seals usually only have to kill like 10 people because they don't fight on the frontlines dumbass.

>>558373337
can i at least see your boobs

>>558373337
OP IS LEGEND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAPE ME DO ME WITH A HORSE STRAPON YA FACKING GOMBAY HORSE GAY NIGGA SHIT IMA LICK UR PUSSY UNTIL OSAMA BIN LADEN FINISHES BOMBING 9/11 (actually it was obama my bad ya cunt nigga poop dick shit tits ass)

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>>558373337

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thread is kill.

send it again with a stapler

i've showed you both my private parts, your turn sexy.

lol OP

>>558373527
Being this new.

>>558373614
Send one more dick pick saying "You're missing out"

put your dick in well known classic novel and ask her to red between the lines

>>558373614
now send her link to thread

>>558373614
No please

Give new gets

>>558373510
Re roll

>>558373623
this

you did good op, you did good.

>>558373527
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 but not to h8 but appreci8 this great work of b8

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>>558373337
>all hail new king of /b/

>>558373614
OP was not a faggot, I bow before you!

>>558373525

>>>yournanasobgynalbum.jpg

>>558373527
Sure is summer here.

>>558373782
this

>>558373614
threaten to kill yourself

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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/B/ The only place where I shove a sharpie up my ass not to be called a faggogt.

tro to fix this shit with apologies and explain her it was just for fun blablabla so thread can continue. The goal is to get nudes for fuck sake !

>>558373614
Yeah no more OP, this girl is still willing to talk to you after this horrorshow so just leave it and rekindle later. Ty 4 the memrs

>>558373337
op is god

plot twist: that's your anus in the near future

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>>558373614

>>558367070
Jorge 2014
Never forget

>>558373614
"took you long enough, jesus"

>>558374189
don't ruin the moment fag

Has anyone screen-caped this?

>>558373614
>>558374189
http://4archive.org/b/thread/558367070
>>558375407
OP will live forever

>>558375732
fuck yes

>>558375732
You are legend OP

>>558375732
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/558367070
bookmarked for later goo times

POSTING IN LEGENDARY THREAD -ANON

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>>558373764
please

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>>558373614