Hey /b/ can you make me look cool?

Impossible

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>>558347021
bitch i fucked more girls than you stop being a faggot and start fucking ur mum har xd

It's the hat. You know it's the hat.
Stop being a retard.

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>>558347115
#fedoragame #i didn't choose the fedora life it choose me

my fucking ride is better than yours too

Already euphoric, brother.

*tips fedora*

rock on, fellow atheist.

Fuck her right in the pussy!!

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>>558346850
>>558347114
>>558347218
Your b8 is brittle and lacks flesh, go check out some subreddits for further help newfriend

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>>558347391
*tips*
do u think my beats would go well with my fedora

Not "cool" but perhaps more masculine.
Get a buzzcut
Lose the wrist jewelry
Lose the hat
Lift some weights
Don't shave your arms anymore
Even if you only get very weak facial hair it's okay to have some
Represent your clan white man

>>558346850
Change all your clothes you fucking ass bag. Throw that hat in the ocean, lose the wrist band, go the fucking gym.

>>558347661
i get a full body wax every month or so

>>558347218
note. your front left tire is low on air, if you had made the money your self to appreciate the car and take care of it that wouldn't be a problem....

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Can I be saved, /b/?

>>558347753
i have a heart problem i cant go to gym i am dieting though :) xD

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>>558347832

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>>558347875
okay i will do tht thanks anon

look cool? go and do some exercise you fat bitch.

>>558347832
That's okay if you are a competitive swimmer.
Otherwise, If you're on some pamper pimp shit the tanning booth is better.

>>558348250
i have a heart proble mand theres no need to be rude :\

>>558348093
>Tony the Tiger pajamas
lost my sides

>>558348378
do you like em?

>>558348093

the only thing that can save you from being a complete faggot is that car... but it isnt even an RT

>>558347935
grow out a beard.

>>558348323
Serious heart proble?

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Cool pants yo

>>558348303
i am half irish i burn like a fucker and cant tan :/

>>558348596
yeah it beats fast and scares me i feel it i think i should go to the amergency room when it happens again so they can check what disease i have

>>558348823
Thank you fellow /b/rother

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>>558347218

>>558347218


>>558348093
my Eclipse GTS has more power than that piece of shit

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me in 2010 with my gf xd good times lost my virjinity to her

>>558346850
Remove hat.
Remove 100 pounds.

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David Deutsch: I am the CTO of a mid-sized telecommunications company and the only remote worker among our employees. I’m 37, long-term overweight due to my 96+ work hour weeks, married, and importantly a long-term sufferer of digestive issues that have prevented me from working in traditional office environments.

I would say that the reason I haven’t tried many diets in the past is my need to deeply understand the science behind them. It kept me away from Herbalife, green coffee extract, and other products I would definitely put into the “fad” category. However with Soylent, I saw that the scientific intent at least made sense.

Day 1-3: No gas. Day 4-9: Lots of gas, lots… Day 10-12: A significant reduction in gas, getting back to normal.

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>>558346850
I tried to mask your unfaltering features as best as I could.

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>>558349754


>>558346850

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xD in 2009 i was in the cart im a very cool guy yano i drived that thing for hours

>>558350104
fuck off kanserous basterd

>>558350078
can u do it so i can see my face?

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>>558350217

>>558346850
Lose the hat

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me and some guy i met at youth rally he was cool xdd

Just one thing to say, seriously . . . lose the fucking hat

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>>558350390
please refer 2 >>558347218
the fedora life choosed me not me choose it

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>>558350217

>>558347661
Fuck you, you cant use clan here, are you even in a clan? And is it scottish? If not fuck off you wee cunt

>>558350720
and my fedora maybe kind anon?

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>>558350525

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>>558350818

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>>558350960

>>558350960
I maked a thread for u
>>558351147

>>558351246
thank u kind anon

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>>558350960

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>>558348323
youre on fucking /b/ what did you expect you betafag

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>>558348583
Trying, but grow rate is just nearly dead.

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>>558351263

>>558351618
How am i a beta fag i fucked my bitch at 10 xDx DD ur so funny :'D /dead xD xD get back 2 leddit u fuckin virjin cunt

>>558349639
post pics plz
i got boner from what you just said
srsly

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>>558351870
still a faggot

>>558352073
like ur dad
pow right in the kisser

>>558348093

Bumper thread

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>>558352857
you're still a faggot

>>558353591
LIKE YOUR DAD XD

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>>558353708

>>558354029
>using shit memes 2 get yur point acros
ye ur so edgy