Go Go Go

>>558339115
OP,on a side note do you want to be my friend? :)

>>558339115
You didn't even post digits faggot

>>558339313
op plz

>>558339313
no

>>558339491
check the contact name,also on a side note
OP BE MY FRIEND :)

>>558339491
Look at the contact name, faggot

also rolling for:

tongue punch my fart box until I can't sing the alphabet anymore

>>558339491
Look at the contact

>>558339824
op is my new friend

>>558339709
>>558339783
>>558339824
Oh that's actually quite clever. I'm sorry op.

BANE?

>>558339824
OP please :(

What do you want, you heavenly blessed beauty whose inner beauty is divined and everlasting?

heyy ;)

Unrelated captcha 9969

"Hello, can we gently suck on your clitoris?"

Would you like to buy my testicles?

What's up?

>>558340438

Reroll

OP WON'T BE MY FRIEND ;(

ay bb want sum fuk

Hey, I've just registered on this awesome forum on the Internet baby. Trying to get the 4chan gold by increasing my post count. Plz respond XD

Where the fuck are the 6's

>>558339115
I just had a refreshing glass of milk from my nip

>>558340438

Rerolling

>>558340908
reroll

>>558340757
le reroll

Show your tits plz
I'm a fag so that shouldn't mind for you

>>558340757
this

aye bby wan sum fuk?

Omg I just licked the urinal at grandmas house after she took a shit

"dont bug me! im masturbating!"

>>558341336
Winrar 655

>>558341336
Shit winner

>>558341336
Le winrar

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Still 6

>>558341985
do you support rape?

>>558341985

It's nothing baby, it's a synonym for "I wanna fuck you hard"

>>558341985
nevermind. now show me your tities

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA

it's a ticket to willy wonkas dildo factory

>>558342092
:DDD
kudos

Have you ever tried freezing urine? You do that in the shape of gold bars and stick them in your anus

Sorry, I don't have time to talk, my dad just got hit by a car, I have to go to the hospital :*(

>>558342638
reroll

It is the premium version of a pedophile forum I go to, basically I get to see all the PTHC pictures I want!

>>558342921
that was pretty good, reroll this

>>558342921
rallin

WHARGAARBBBBHHLLL!!! BAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>558343086
win

>>558343086
WINRAR

>>558343086
YARRRR, WE HAVE A WINARRRRRRGG

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Her sister was almost raped a few months ago lolol

Also 2 decides

>>558343860
im sorry... i just want your sweet titties

I know what happened to her, I was there.

What the fuck are the odds

>>558343860
oh and you know who was behind that shit?

>>558343860
I know, and the videos are pretty hard to get. That's why I need the gold membership #feelingLucky

>>558343860
i know more than you think about that ;)

>>558344101
Rollin

>>558343860
care to re-explain? ive got the tissues and lube ready

>>558343860
fake as fuck

>>558344101
+
>>558344254 (add vids hard to get)

rolling

>>558344254
rolling

>>558343860

Do you also know who did it?

>>558344254
Rolling nigger

So no one knows who did it yet? Good, i am still safe

>>558344101
this

>>558344254
relol

>>558344101
Re Rolling

>>558344370
2get

>>558344628
Rolling

>>558344254

Rollin'

>>558343860


Fuck you burn in hell cis cunt

>>558344101
Come on lets get this bitch angry, rolling

>>558345142
winar
>op won't deliver

>>558344101
kekpot

>>558344628
gay,

>>558344254
better

>>558345142
WINRAR

>>558345142
>>558344628
Winner

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I'm guessing I'm not gonna get laid now

Still 2

How do I like status updates on 4chan?

>>558345829
call the police all you want honey, i'm coming for you tomorrow

how a nigga gon' get sum fuck if u gon' bitch bout some raped girl?

DO IT FAGGOT

>>558345829
Call the cops I don't give a fuck, they can't unrape your sister.

>>558345959
reroll

Do it. I'll touch them too.

>>558345829
So do you wanna fuck? They call me the sister twister. And like they say if you don't succeed - try, try, try again!

>>558346028
Re-Rolling

>>558345829
i will rape your whole family if you call the cops

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>>558345829

>>558345829
You sister called the police and that didn't even help her.

>>558346212
winrar chicken dinrar

>>558346242
win

>>558345959
this

>>558346212
Win

>>558346212
>>558346242
Double Winner

>>558345829
She still isn't safe. I'm going to try to get the both of you at once, next time. wouldfeelgreat/10

>>558345959
fuck reroll

Fucking gold.

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0 decides

>>558347159
bitch let me come over, i'll do it to her again

>>558347159
see ya tomorrow. be ready

>>558347159
Send her a picture of your dick and a butter knife and tell her "get ready"

>>558347159
>>558347358
reroll

>>558347159
She was drunk anyway. She deserved it.

Not a faggot but rape really isn't funny at all. I think you should find someone else to fuck with unless you're too much of a lonely virgin to have anyone else to fuck with.

>>558347159
Sooo... Are you DTF or not? Quit throwing me these "I want to fuck you" vibes if you're not going to put out.

It makes me happy that everytime she dreams she will see my face, and how everytime she looks in the mirror, she remembers when I cock slapped her to next tuesday, just go ahead and call the cops, they won't unrape her.

Now can I get some fuck please?

>>558347358
rolling

>>558347387
roll

>>558347159
Ooooooh I'm scaaarrred! Fuck her and fuck you, you little cunt. I should have finished her off right then and there. Next time I won't make the same mistake. Get ready for my cock.

>>558347159
feminism taught me she asked for it

>>558347387
kek

>>558347358
rolling

>>558347513
Fgt

>>558347159
I have pictures if she needs a more vivid reminder

>>558347536
this

>>558347549
rolling down the river

>>558347547
rollin

>>558347387
Reroll

>>558347513
MUH TRIGUH
Fuck off tumblr

What is your relation to this creature OP?

>>558347536
roll

>>558347554
Reroll

>>558347696
Re-Rollin' dis

>>558347536
this

>>558347750
GOLD FUCKING WINRAR

>>558347696
reroll

>>558347750
My third win now

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>>558347750
WINRAR WINRAR

>>558347159
Do it! Call the cops! You'll be dead in the ground with all the other whores I've raped and murdered!

>>558347750

oh_shit_v1.2.exe

>>558347159
You sure?

>>558347784

Nah, I frequent 4chan only. Just sayin' virgin. Get outta dat basement.

>>558347750
Le ebin

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>>558347842
>>558347536

So will you or won't you sign my petition to legalize rape I really need to know

>>558348041
sage in all fields
fuck you nigger

>>558348041
Only after you get out of your imaginary suit of armor.

>>558348041
>frequent 4chan only
>only ever on 4chan
>calls me a basement
nice one pal

this is faker than fuck

>>558348092
Now 0 decides...

>>558347750
kek

>>558348281
no u fgt

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>>558347159
OP don't be a nigger and pls deliver

>>558348338
>>558348092

Oops. Apparently I cant read.

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9 decides. And somebody asked my relations with her, she was my exes friend

>>558348281
Looks pretty real, if not good job op.

>>558348526
I see you are choosing the hard way. Same mistake your sister made with me. Now you can be rape buddies

>>558348526
bitch let me fuck that tight cunt and if you wont let me im coming over to teach you and your sister a lesson

>>558348526
Not good enough, hell, if your little sister was enough to get me hard, you sure as hell better be able to.

>>558348259
>>558348185
>>558348167


Not too bright are you? I only visit 4chan. Don't visit tumblr. Don't visit reddit. No armor here. Blowing off some time before I go out tonight. What'll you be doing besides contribute to harassing somebody about rape? Sweet life brah. Maybe one day you'll get to feel a woman too!

>>558348715
Roll

It's good that I cummed in her tight pussy, because for the rest of her life I will always be inside her ;)

>>558348526
Prepare your anus.

>>558347387
Pls

>>558348526
I'm sad and lonely

>>558348526
You do realise that if this is legit, you might be in trouble....? Right?

>>558348742
rolling

>>558348753
Gonna Re-roll for my own shit again, hoping for a fourth win.

>>558348715
reroll

>>558348715
this

>>558348862
reroll

Does her pussy hurt still? I heard some rippage when i was giving her my love bone.

>>558348889
stupid fucking winrar

>>558348526
I asked strangers on the internet to decide what I say to you. I am a troubled person for not considering the effects this may have on you.

>>558348773
again
>you only visit 4chan
where you going to go? local supermarket to stuff your face on Krispy Kremes? fucking hell mate you need help you fat mess

>>558348919
>>558348889
Op, use mind, the "I'm sad and lonely" is a shit response

op pls

>>558348526
No I meant the kinda fuck your sister had.

>>558348889
>>558348909
>>558348919

Winrars

>>558348526
I'll let you wear a strap on and fuck me first, if that makes you feel better.

What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.

>>558348889
fucking shit winrar, use another one please op

>>558348773
>only goes on 4chan
>going out tonight
keep telling yourself that fat neckbeard, and if you want to prove me wrong timestamped pic

OP plz be my friend.

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>>558339115

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk

I am wise beyond my years and my vast knowledge of politics is enough to rival any professor's. I'm warning you, do not get into a "fact" argument with me. I will bury you with my knowledge.

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8.

Get me out of this mess you cunts

>>558349487
let me fuck that cunt bitch

>>558349072
reroll

>>558349487
watta du fikki

>>558349487
Send your cock

>>558349487
I LOVE NIGGER CUM

>>558349563
rolling

>>558349613
roll for this

I wanna rape you too

>>558349487
I like you and sorry for saying that 2 your sister.

I'm sorry. Can I come over?

>>558348773
You don't have a life outside of the basement. No one here is buying it.

>>558349487
No, I'll stop texting you when I cum in that tight pussy again, I recall her screaming and that made me even more horny

>>558349778
winrar

>>558348715
>I see you are choosing the hard way. Same mistake your sister made with me. Now you can be rape buddies
reroll

>>558349778
winrar

I am currently masturbating to your facebook pictures.

>>558349778
winrar

>>558349487
Look im sorry about everything I said. The truth is I was raped too, so making rape jokes is how I cope with it.

>>558349807
WINRAR

I think that OP has to find someone else.

And screenshot this thread. Just in case.

>>558349487
Don't worry: only a fool would take anything I've said as fact.

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I like tapering kids, especially when they are so young that my cock latterly tears open there premature assholes and causes substantial bleeding this was my first victim"

Then post this pic

>>558349778
Oh god. This will end well.

I'm sorry I'm just looking for attention because I've pretty much lost contact with all my friends and most of my family. I'm just trying to get any kind of human interaction right now...

There's this gang of niggers just outside my house right now and I know where you and your sister lives, I hope tonight she gets her long awaited gang rape by several 9" nigger dicks.

>>558350021

Rerool

>>558349387
fgt

>>558349387
fgt

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She's probably lying just to screw with me but still feel bummed

Still 8

>>558350542
fuck off cunt

>>558350542
op is a virgin

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>>558350303
>>558350507

>>558349072
reroll

>>558350542
There's this gang of niggers just outside my house right now and I know where you and your sister lives, I hope tonight she gets her long awaited gang rape by several 9" nigger dicks

>>558350542
im sorry ms jackson, i am for real, i never meant to make ya daughter cry, i apolagized a tillion times, im sorry miss jackson. I am for real.

>>558349921
reroll

>>558350542
"Oh no, I would've fucked with you. ;)"

>>558350542
op is a gay virgin

>>558350648
winrar

>>558350648
hehe a winrar we have thee!!

>>558349072
rerolling again

>>558350056
Rerolling

give her the link
">>558339115
sorry girl, this was my cousin doin shit on my phone. could we meet to talk about this?"

>>558350648
fuck this one.

Look, my buddy stole my phone. i am so very sorry about this. it was my friend matt - he thinks he's funny.

wanna go out for dinner sometime? we could go for lobster - i'll pay. and then just go dancing somewhere. i'm a pretty neat dancer. i can fox trot with the best of them.

sincerely sorry for that hateful stuff matt sent. i'm locking my phone.

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Jesus, a friend stole my phone! I am so sorry! What a dick! None of that was me!

>>558350871
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

my nigga bofice want uup in dat ass

Link thread op

>>558351059
>>558351024
>>558350921

faggots

>>558351024

roll

>>558350542
FUCKFUCKFUCK "friendnamehere" has had my fucking phone for half an hour. Sorry about all this, I'll talk to you later after I smack him.

>>558350542
tell her the truth, you just destroyed your social life for ever.

>>558351139

Too obvious

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You fuckers have one more chance at saving me.

1 decides.

>>558350723
roll

I swear my friend had my phone, i'll make it up to you i promise.

>>558351485
texting yourself 101

>>558351139
Stupid cunt. Heaven is a person that sages a thread. When you enter sage in the email part of your post, you become heaven. Enjoy your fucking day nigger.>>558351024

>>558351550

Rerolling

Gas the Jews, rape the sisters!

>>558351284
reroll

>>558351485
Oh fuck I'm so sorry asshole friends had my phone. I swear to god that wasn't me.

Anyways you said you were DTF?

oh shit what is this??? Some sort of phone virus or somethin....

don't forget to bring your sister ;^)

>>558351485
I'm sorry, I have planned to kill myself today and I don't know how to feel, I wanted to let you know how I truly felt, but I fucked up and acted like a douche, I just really don't know how to feel about myself, I miss who I used to be, and now I went and hurt someone I loved, I am sorry, I am going to end all this shit right now, I am sorry, goodbye.

but really, can I get sum fuck

>>558351701
winrar
>>558351634
sure is summer in here

>>558351634
Newfag, is that you?

- not a roll -

>>558351485
when she walks in act like you have NO idea what she's talking about. Be in the middle of a movie, and have your phone sitting somewhere far away. Delete the texts from today.

Play it totally cool.

can you bring your sister? I want seconds.

>>558351485
I hope you like gang rapes by niggers, because it's waiting for you right at my house ;)

>>558351485
yes come over, i got a case of mikes hard penis

>>558351485
Send her the cartman image of him licking tears off of scott tenorman.

>>558351701
Winrar

if you come over to my house, i am going to stab you in the part that is between your cunt and your asshole, and i will fuck the stab wound. i'm sick of your cunt-smelling shit. i know what you said about me - so this is what you get. i know you called me a goat fucking jew.

All of you are faggots.

>>558351779
this please

is op getting laid tonight?!

>>558351701
winrar, but other *friend had phone* excuses were better

>>558351485
Listen, I'm terribly sorry and it was all a troll, I hope your sister is fine and I am sorry from the bottom of my heart <3

>>558351701
Winrar

>>558351485
great, bring a pillow i dont want you biting through mine

I don't have any condoms so we gonna have to do it bareback baby

>>558351415
I almost fell for this
then I saw 'OP has balls'

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>>558351701
WERE SAVED!

>>558351775
YES

Lemme apologize. I should have raped you, your skin is much more tender and soft. Come to think of it, why not rape you too ;)

>>558351871
fucking hell
captcha - oharshmi token

>>558351139
Stale pasta

tell her it was your dicks fault

>>558352015

OP should thank me LOL

Link her the thread fagget

>>558351701
ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, we have a winner in our midst!!! praise the good lord juawanna man

OP is gone..

>>558351980
f12 does magic

>>558351485
well looks like the rape party is about to start

>>558352352

Just when I saved his ass

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I'm not gone you faggots, I'm just waiting for her response.

Dubs decides

Sorry that was my brother messing around on my phone :( Im sorry about what happened to your sister, i hope ill never do it again

>>558352474
dubs is disabled you fucking faggot

Say 4chan made me do it
link thread

>>558352474
dubs disabled nigger

All of this is terrible

>>558352474
Ah fuck, i never get dubs

>>558351779
I will just re roll for this

i think this whole shit is fake

>>558352603
ahahaha this

dubs is disabled you fucking faggot

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>>558352574
00 you tw@

>>558352574
Fuck.

4 DECIDES

>>558350056

Roll

Shrek < Dreck
Dubs get

>>558351754
Stfu

Was hoping for a "jk, lol" type of thing but whatever..

>>558351485
Gets threatened to be raped, goes over to see rapist.
>logic

>>558351623
shh just go along with it

you send her a heart and say id love for you to come over

>>558352474

Dubs are disabled you fucking fag.

>>558352474
You've known me for how fucking long? Do you really think I'd stoop so low as you make rape jokes about your sister? No. I'll talk to you some time this week, but jesus, I'm not some sick freak. I'm gonna kick the shit out of "friendnamewhostolephone"

>>558352474
>>558339115

>>558352474
You're right, I don't care, but I've shot my load one too many times today so I can't even think about raping you right now, let's try tomorrow though?

I'm a Nigerian prince and will give you $100,000,000,000 of my fortune, just give me your bank details.

Actually come over and i'll make it up to you.

>>558351779
gonna roll for this again

>>558352786
Roll

>>558352786
Rerollll

>>558352786
>>558352786
rollin'

Link her the thresh

Is Op kill?

I'm a Nigerian prince and will give you $100,000,000,000 of my fortune, just give me your sister.

>>558352474
I am so, so, sorry. Please come over. Let's talk about it. I'm sorry I'm such a jerk. I'm autistic.

>>558352679
seriously
you burned through 31% of battery in like 2 hours
what are you doing, watching porn?

inb4 get

>>558352474

Ok im sorry it was me all along. I know I fucked up and hurt your feeling but its just because I was too nervous to tell you how I really feel about you

bumps

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>>558352734
Fuck you Anon you just gave us a shit winrar. We are all fucking doomed for that, I shall give you a big fuck you.

No I am severally sorry. You know me. I would have never actually have said that to you. I am serious you can come over so we can talk about this but I can promise you that you have my prayers. OP if you arent a christian say condolences

Jesus christ just link her the damn thread

>>558352786
reroll

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first off

>op is lying
>this thread was just here yesterday and op has the same texting patterns
>op is texting himself and deleting the second message
>erry1 is tr0lled

also, DUBS ARE DISABLED YOU DUMB FUCKS

>>558352889
Close enough to TRIPS,OP!!

>>558352603
This

>>558352474
No way in hell anyone will roll fucking 00, OP. Fuck you and fuck this thread.

>>558353054
Gay, doesn't count.

Still 4 for people who didn't see my last comment

>>558353076
Not a proper winrar.

>>558353007
thread*

>>558352954
winrar

>>558352954
winrar?

bae plz forgiev, i giv u sum fuk

>>558353196
Nigger I won

>>558353196
i wanna fuck you

>>558352954
winrar

>>558352786
>"friendnamewhostolephone"
i fucking bet OP will send ""friendnamewhostolephone""
this is not a roll you dumb fuck OP

>>558353196
You're right it wasn't my friend. When's your sister free again? I'm jacking off thinking about beating up that ass.

>>558353076
Not a winner, dipshit.

>>558353196
refer to >>558352954

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7 decides

Gurl yo Punk ass bitch ass gay ass faggot ass old ass saggy ass gonna be in my bed in a few minutes.

>>558353670
OP make a new thread this is about to 404

>>558353670
...actually typed "friendsnamewhostolephone"
...she bought it.
FAKE

>>558353670
Lol ''friendnamewhostolemyphone''

Spiderman

That fagget from school, you remember Paul??

>>558353670
George

>>558353670
My friend Jack

>>558353670
Arnold Palmer.

this is fake as shit

>>558353670
*insert name here* so, can we start over

>>558353670
do you remember that one night last summer?

>>558353670
>"friendnamewhostolephone"
top fucking kek OP.. what an idiot

>>558353670
Nigga master Samuel L. Jackson.

>>558353670
My friend jeremy. I'm so sorry about all of this.