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bump

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Anyone lurking?

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He lived but apparently it was one of those russian corodiles, that have toxic stuff in their teeth that makes your limbs die off.

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>>558261831

>>558262040
Always found glass blowing incredibly cool. Sadly all my uncle does with it is make bongs.

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>being this happy

>>558261402
what in the unholy fuck was that?

>>558260660

I'm glad we fucking nuked them. They all deserve to fucking die.

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>>558262470

The edge is strong in this one.

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>>558262470
So, how's pearl harbor doing?

>>558260149
HEY nigogre

>>558261070
that dog knows wasup

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>>558262470
>>558262649

>>558261402
sauce.. i need it bad

>>558263546
filename

>>558263229
What film is that from?

>>558263627
das good

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>>558263734
eden lake

>>558263229
source?

>>558263503
neckbeard who knows how to use a katana
now im scared

>>558262707
....what the fuck.

>>558263801
this is great, nice upload

>>558264314
Yo, can i get a sauce on that? If it's in the filenam, those dont show up on phones

Ty bby

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>>558264514
holy shit

>>558263423
I was expecting it to kill something. This is better.

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>>558264897
dude, I made that one and the quality is pretty bad (because the source was bad)

somebody else made a better one from a better quality source, here it is

>>558260149
>non porn

>posts porn.

>>558264361
> we
> will live
> forever

>>558262216
rush hour

>>558264361
Shit what the fuck were those creature's names again?

>>558265045
fuck ive been looking for this movie for ages
any kind anon got the sauce?

>>558264520
The Thing. I got scared shitless when I first watched it at the age of 10 or so.

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>>558265205
skeksis

>>558260454
Holy shit. Now that is some fucking skill.

>>558265238
It's in the fucking filename you dumbass dick-munching cunt

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>>558261776

Hey, that's Trent.

That's a Shoalhaven Crocodile champ. Way tougher than any pansy, mythical Russian croc...

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>>558265343
same experience here lol

later on it became one of my favorite movies ever though

>>558260660
I watched the whole fucking thing... while eating breakfast...

>>558260149
Non porn my ass. he was told to fuck himself, so he did

>>558263314
Details on this?

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>>558260784

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>>558265758
muricans shooting down MH17

>>558265498
>>558265589
>>558265652
>>558265742
Freaky
Source?

>>558264487
anyone know what this movie is called?

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>>558265879

>>558260969
This requires explanation. Why are they attacking this person?

>>558266041
dat filename

>>558266019
No Country for Old Men, fucking great movie

>>558265758
Finnland testing missile launchers after Russia got all edgy on them.

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>>558266019
acropolis now

>>558265652
i give up. what is this from

>>558265889
making an exception just this time: http://vimeo.com/12940977

read filenames next time

>>558265879
>tiles don't brake
Shitty effects are shitty.
Nearly as bad as in Pulp fiction when the car window remains whole after they shoot Marvin in the face.

>>558265343
Same here man, walked in on my father watching this at age 4. Shit fucked me right up for the next 3 years after that. I still can't watch that movie without shitting bricks.

>>558266306
from Dix. just search it in youtube

>>558262821
>white people

>>558266334
>>558266425
Thanks

>>558261070
smells like fish

>>558266414
>"GRORIUS NIPPON STEERR, GO HOME FRITHY GAJIN!"

>>558261247
sauce?

>>558260373

What movie is this from?

>>558266414
>GLORIOUS NIPPON MEDIEVAL TECH TRUMPS EVIL WESTERNER TECH

BTW, on a black powder gun it takes around 0.03 seconds form the time the percussion cap is hit until the bullet leaves the barrel.

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>>558266365
>tiles don't brake

>>558266621
Read the goddamn filename retard

>>558262873
Sauce?

>>558266686
Break. Whatever. I'm drunk.

>>558266621
Oh, thought that was just a snarky filename

Which program is best to record shit for webms?

>>558264520

Underageb& detected.

>>558262763
I've seen that picture so many times since 2007.
Now I finally have an answer as to what was happening. Sort of.

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>>558266858
ffmpeg

https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=WebM

>>558266621
god bless america. It's a movie

>>558265498
>558265498

I would love the source to this

>>558260660
man this kinda shit almost never gets me gagging but when he started fucking chewing it oh my god

>>558267037
i said record, not convert you dumb fuck.

>>558262413
i wish i was that cat

>>558267191
you are a fucking moron
lurk more

>>558267251
wut

>>558267374
record to whatever format you like, then convert to webm you fucking idiot

>>558267339
kek does that actually happen in the movie. I do not remember the giant horse penis

>>558260660
anyone have the one where there are to girls and once the first starts vomiting the other laughs?

>>558260149
THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM BLACK SALAMI

>>558267510
it does

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>>558267374
ffmpeg

https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php?title=WebM

Dipshit.

>>558267552
will give it a rewatch

>>558267557
i dont see where it says how to record webm's with this,so fuck off moron

>>558262873
Source please.

>>558267251
Just imagine for a moment that they accidentally put that too far in and they couldn't get it out.

The imagine the look on the medical staff's face when they take it out, and it just never stops.

>>558263423
Holy shit that cat is majestic.

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>>558267620
note that there are two movies, maybe you only saw the first one

>>558260784
fuck women

>>558267706
Dear god I hope that isn't shit.

>>558265238
the cube, theres 3 films

>>558267770
Oh, but it was.

It was.

>>558260149
fake

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>>558267643
You should probably just give up on the idea then, you are clearly not capable of simple tasks.

>>558266667
Hannibal the TV series
like Dr Who and Silence of the Lambs mixed, pretty shit

>>558266791

I'm about to get drunk!

I don't have any webms but I can drink with you.

>>558267528
WANNA SEE SOME BIG BLACK LAZY DICK?
LEMME SHOW YOU SOME DICK

>>558264043

>Intelligent woman with a mathematics degree
>is on TV purely as eye candy

>>558260784
dat filename

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>>558268187
That's her prerogative.

uh what? sauce?

>>558268213
>Having Yui as waifu.

>>558266227
what movie is this?

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I've made three more of these but I don't want to waste file slots unless somebody wants the rest

sauce?

>>558268772
That nigger got some sweet moves.

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>>558267512
there you go

>>558268574
>Japan
Two nukes weren't enough.

>>558268574
He needs to get his blood pressure checked, something isn't right.

>>558268094
My situation is bad. I'm not drunk enough and I just ran out of booze!

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>>558268868
>implying that movie isn't awesome

>>558268213
w-why...

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>>558268873
that booty

>>558266154
The driver stole a car and the guys chasing him are cops. They cornered him in a toll booth and he tried to escape before they shot him

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>>558267649
You are a fake!

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I need to make more non-porn webms soon

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>>558269006

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>>558262470
Actually, you may have caused it...

>>558268574
Always like I imagined it would be.

>>558262470
did it ever occur to you, that radiation is the cause for such behaviour? you can't bomb the shit out of people and then expect them to not lose their mind, mate

>>558266019
No country for old men

>>558268837

Didn't know I could see something as cute and disgusting at the same time. Holy fuck, I've never felt that combination before.

>>558269295
who is this?

>>558268974

I feel you bro, I'm a bit of an alco and I'm almost out of booze.

>>558269450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bJdjNJglZU

google search is hard

>>558269295
dat ass can't be real.

>>558269389
>japs deliberately caused the Fukushima melt down to make their county even weirder
Oh god it all makes sense now!

>>558269450
Some youtube whore.

>>558262552
whats name of this anime?

>>558269517
yeah thats why i get faggots like you to do it for me

>>558263503
Tbh he's not bad... Is this funny because he is fat, because of his beard, or both?

>>558269623
Sir, that word is offensive, please use different terminology

>>558269521
It's always super awkward when the cops walk in on you disposing of a body.

>>558269623
de
fucking
stroyed

>>558269673
apologies bro, wont say it again

>>558269673
sorry bud, but he got you
he got you good anon

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>>558269305

Hahahahahah holy fuck.

>tfw hiroshima turned Japan into a bizzare wannabe US

>>558269607
Boku no Pico

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>>558261776

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>>558269658
>not that bad
He literally said that knives are better than guns. And later admitted that he said it because his mom wouldn't let him buy a real gun.

He's a basement dwelling neckbeard of the worst kind.

>>558262413
so kawaii

>>558261070

Bitch in heat

>>558269853
AHHHH SPOOKY GHOST!!!

>>558262463
Is this genuine?

>>558269517

Honestly, her bare ass would have a decent amount of cellulite after seeing her in yoga pants.

I'll pass, on that ass.

>>558269971
5 bucks says the dog is humping her because she fucks it, and it's trying to get some action.

>>558261070
lol you can tell she kinda likes it

>>558270165
keep telling yourself that anon

>>558270131
holy fuck lel

>>558260784
rofl i hate women

>>558270156
i like this one

>>558270131
This gave me lupus.

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fucking newznab indexes.

>>558261587
That girl in the bottom right laughing. Hahah

>>558260373
Hannibal the TV series?

>>558268873
God damn, you could use that shit as a dinner table for a family of 5

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>>558263503
>that technique

>>558260454
MLG

>>558260784
Yes! He did it!

>>558269958

source?

>>558270156
so much

>>558266682
Sauce???

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>>558270732
Yer mum.

>>558270023

no
>name something you pass around
>a joint
>ultra conservative nigger host gets mad

>>558262763
what even

>>558269679
It's Fargo.. Don't cha know.

>>558270404
Thats some fine lookin steak

>8.5/10 would eat

>>558261070
sauce

>>558268873
sauce?

>>558270373
She would need a lot more Cream of Wheat for that volume of milk.
Fake and Gay.

>>558270849
terrible troll

>>558266682
ok , maid is too little information to go on.

what movie is this from ?

>>558270414
Girl on the LEFT is funnier.

>>558262318
That is actually one of the most fucked up things I've seen.

>>558261402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU

literally googled the file name

>>558271116
The Nipple
(I think, French erotica from the 70s)

>>558269906
ah, fair enough then.

I have no idea who he is, I just meant that his waving around with the GRORIOUS NIPPON STEERU wasn't as bad as others you can see on the winternets

>>558262413
brushy brushy

>>558260969
damn, cameraman means business.. he just got fucked by that airbag but he is still filming the fucking car! props

>>558270732
Not entirely sure, but I'm pretty sure it's from The Core

>>558270597

Niggers always trying to get their way. Good thing that proud white man stood up for himself.

>>558270156
heh

>>558271263
>The Core


Thanks I'll look into it.

>>558260660

saved as Bioware releases Dragon Age 2 to biodrones delight.webm

>>558262707
war...war never changes

>>558262821
What movie is that from?

>>558267070
>non porn webm

>>558270436
fucking epic

>>558271416

Boardwalk Empire
Tv show
Very good

>>558269853
sauce?

>>558264217
Honeybunny?

>>558271194
hehe

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>>558271541
seriously?

>>558270404
>not well done
>no ketchup
>No fries
>No coke
>No thanks

Sage goes in... well, the one field we have left

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>>558267713
Very nice. You sir have fine taste in terms of series. Therefore I shall my call you my african american brother.
Godspeed anon!

>>558270849
>>558270023
>>558262463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8

>>558271537
Thanks! I'll check it out

>>558260454
badass.

>>558262821
Is it weird that I find flapper girls unusually sexy? I'm told they were total sluts too.

>>558267770
nutella. look it up

>>558262318
wat the fucking fuck jeesus

>>558269607
Akuma no riddle

>>558271981
just someone that can't read a filename when they save something.
>>558271660

>>558264514
Source of this magestic piece of art??

>>558262873
Ha brilliant!

>>558271981
Cow had a vaginal prolapse after giving birth. That kind of shit happens.

>>558270404
I came

>>558262216
PS4 is powerful.

>>558261587
She has a huge ass,sauce?

>>558260454
lol ur a fag

>>558263423
Awwwww.

>>558272073
Read the title.
faggot

>>558271416
Boardwalk Empire...its a show.

>>558272182
Probably fake as part of the costume.

>>558271754
>Well done
I seriously hope you don't eat your meat well done.

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>>558266684
Thank God, it's only a movie. :^)

>>558262040
This is fucking awesome

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Did anyone post this classic yet?

>>558272223
Fuck.. I must be a cock-loving son of a bitch..

>>558270464
yes

>>558264314
it's from John Carpenter's "The Thing"

>>558272627
fucking gross

>>558272536
such an awesome movie

>>558267706
So he's choking right? Also what the fuck is he eating?

>>558273142
>non-porn

>>558273202
nutella

>>558272476
What's this from? Looks like twin peaks maybe?

>>558270597
>12
Rofl this kid needs to spread his genes he's to fucking alpha not to.