PORN GIG BATTLE
>post the amount of gigs you have in your porn folder.
Whoever has the most wins!!!
>>558236296
my turn
>>558236296
3 GB of OC pictures
>>558236546
>853 folders
Nigga you got OCD?
1.35 TB
>>558236296
does this count
>>558237061
Nice id.
Now prove it
>>558237061
You sir are winning. but some dude on /r9k/ has your ass beat by a terabyte.
300+ gigs of pizza
>>558237721
cheese? or regular?
>>558237061
>dat id
Who saves gigs of porn? Sounds like something a foreveralone would do.
>>558236296
15, I'm sure other people have more
>>558237863
>>558237863
the best kind
>>558237061
Your ID is godlike.
What the fuck?
>>558237926
>>558237921
good weird porn is hard to find, you wouldn't want to have access removed by sites going under or broken internet
>>558237061
>>558237061
>P0RNPCwb
nigger this cant be real life right now
>>558237061
that id...
>>558236296
It's called a tube site nigga
>>558238129
>>558237061
top kek
mfw he's also going to win this
>>558237061
Nigga
>>558236546
>853 folders
Dickhead OP forgot to take that bit out of the screenshot of his entire computer's HD
>>558237061
Lord of porn
>>558237061
>id
>>558236296
0, because porn is easily found on the internet, no need to download anything.
>>558237061
ALL HAIL P0RNPC
>>558238462
>not storing porn on phone in case of away from pc
pleb
>>558238061
dude your's is Heaven!!! That's even better lol rofl omg
0bytes
>>558237061
wat
>>558237061
wow
>>558238570
Yours looks like the gamertag of a12 year old.
>>558237061
Confirmed for god of porn. PRAISE BE TO P0RNPC
3TB
>Heaven get
not much, but meh
its really habbedig
>>558237061
>>558237061
Yea we might have to save this because of how epic of a win this is.
Anyone willing to screenshot it?
>>558237061
>>558237061
HE IS PORN
>>558238963
do it yourself you lazy shit head
>>558237082
This is actually pretty impressive.
>>558238895
Heavenfag
Dubs get?
>>558238963
>Anyone willing to screenshot it?
>>558237061
>that id
>>558237061
holy shit
I don't have any porn stored on my pc because I want to keep my computer pure and also for fear of someone finding it if I die.
32 gigs
Pics my fav
>>558237061
...
>>558237061
I give up
Shit I have 800gigs on 1 girl alone.
>>558237061
>>558237061
archive pls
87 gigs of shemale porn. Yes i'm faggot.
>>558239414
Post pic of girl. Is OC?
>>558238371
>>558239414
that sounds unhealthy
>>558239237
>558239237
>>558239101
I am so fucking lazy man. I might because this shit is getting pretty fucking epic.
>>558239440
Back to Tumblr faggot
like... 0 on my computer. 0 on my nas. Around 100 - 150GB or so on an external harddrive that has a dummy connection so it appears broken but you actually have to screw it open and plug it in then.
Nothing bad on it or anything, just a collection of my favorite scenes, some home-made OC, some nudies I've recieved, and a siterip or two that I made myself.
Wouldn't want my GF to see ex gf's nudes and go all nuclear blasting them on revenge sites.
>>558237061
is called tripcode fags
>>558237061
The id
Me: 67,5GB
>>558237061
...
>>558237061
Lord have mercy
Done
>>558238771
That's because it is. Check out my Youtube channel plox box4box <3
>>558237061
fuckin get
>>558237061
Holy shit
>>558236296
418 gigs.
>>558239815
nigga get a better screenshot
>>558236296
Why the fuck would I save porn on my computer? It's out there for free fucking everywhere.
>>558239687
you can't even fucking trip on /b/
>>558239815
faggot
>>558239687
then why isn't porn in your id? id is diff than trip you fucking summerfaggot
>>558239687
>>558237061
nice try mods
>>558237061
the one true king to rule them all.......
>>558237061
>>558237061
Bitsync it.
>>558239815
Do you even print?
Pic related
>>558240071
are you willing to add a few more reaction faces from this thread.
Some of these are great reactions man.
>>558240158
Wasn't they disabled?
>>558240227
far superior yet
>>558237061
This guy.....
I guess I lost.
>>558238895
Yup. 3TB here too. Will replenish the worlds poon selection if the net fails. Got the bulk of it from commercial sites when porn password sites were all the rage.
>inb4 this gets posted on r/4chan tomorrow
>>558240418
This does not count because it's not only a print.
Go hangout with the paint fags.
>>558237082
I want, all of it involving women...
Please.
>>558240389
not for mods
>>558240451
>blacks out location on pc
>>558240227
>>558239920
>>558240071
Obviously on mobile fuckheads
320ish GB, lot of full HD scenes downloaded.
>>558237061
shit
I am the God of Dreams. Relent to me my dearest loves.
>>558240543
What's r/4chan?
>>558239554
>>558240473
how weird does your stuff get?
>>558240627
orly? don't even bother then you dumbshit nigger
>>558240473
3.43TB running here
>>558240549
>>558237061
>>558240626
It's my full name and my wife's. Rather not share that.
>>558240158
Kill yourself faggot.
Trip codes were for post numbers, not IDs, trips dubs quads, etc is disabled except zeroes sometimes slip through.
You're a fucking cunt. Get cancer because you are cancer.
>>558240626
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
I never knew...
>>558237061
son of a bitch
>>558240850
>be this new
>>558237061
>>558237061
MFW P0RN
>>558236296
Wow, you motherfuckers almost make me feel normal.
>>558240804
Oh No life, I am humbled by your fag got ways please show me through the summers eve and go fuck yourself douche
>>558241286
y u mad tho?
>>558241286
>>558240789
>>558241231
kek
the reverse is more likely. The hundreds normally come form people saving thousands of vanilla porn videos. If you have that little, you're probably just getting some weird fetish stuff
>>558237061
It's happening!!!
>>558241286
>>558236296
I don't even know how to calculate that.
I have 2 4TB drives.
And my porn leakes into like every folder, because I never bother organizing it.
I have hundreds of gigs of HD porn.
Maybe 80 gigs of images saved from 4chan (been here since 2005).
Countless other folders.
100 Gigs of uncompressed sex tapes of myself fucking nearly 20 women over the past 3 years since I lost my v-card.
>>558237061
mods pls
>>558240734
>>558241597
this isn'teven a CP thread, the fuck are you doing here FBI?
>>558241570
STOP PROCRASTINATING & CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM!
My first proclamation is simple. Exercise, before and after the fap. It will bring great tidings to your testicles. Your sperm will be forever richer.
I had 30gb. Deleted the folder yesterday. Got tired of the same ol videos
>>558241797
>le edgie FBI joke
no FBI, just some virgin trying to make some money
>>558237061
I was about to call bullshit on the amount because I thought that's what everyone was reacting to.
>>558237061
Awh fuck now. I came to this thread somewhat interested and found the Porn ID. Fuck. Welcome to 4chan you fucking legend.
>>558241876
hi mod
>>558237061
>>558241925
How is that even edgy you homosexual mongoloid?
i probably have nearly the smallest one here
>>558237061
OH MY FUCK
Somebody ban the faggot who posted CP
>>558242102
someone ban th faggot who wants to ban the faggot who posted cp
>>558241489
I'm not into anything that would be considered taboo...
S-s-shut up... Just straight, conventional, really fucking boring porn for me!
>tfw you're living a lie
>>558237061
ALL HAIL THE LORD OF PORN:
PORNHOLIO
>>558241029
you seem upset
>>558240158
Your literally the cancer
OP here I saved a screenshot with all of my favorite reactions
>>558240850
>trip codes were for post numbers, not IDs
>zeros sometimes slip through
holy fuck, summer pls go
>>558237061
Screen capped. When I'm not white girl wasted I'll repost this tomorrow. But honestly some faggot anon that hasn't smelled a pussy please cover my tracks.
>>558242086
>>558237061
Nice ID
>>558242476
off to reddit it goes!
My second decree is a warning. Never ejaculate whilst wearing glasses, nor when below sea level.
>>558242476
Fuck you Jeff Oshea is my only king.
>>558237061
>>558242683
>nigger lover detected
>>558237061
>>558242476
Made this one too. Probably not as good
>>558237061
>that fucking ID
99% of this is diaper porn.
>>558242845
kek
>>558242683
p0rn king, don't ruin the moment.
>>558237061
>>558243069
>>558242828
nig kev anon!
ausfag b/ro?
My third law is a gift. Enjoy your feelings, its not gay if its in your butt.
>>558242683
Are you going to be "that" guy porn king? Don't be "that" guy. You already tainted it by posting again.
>>558243238
back to tumblr
>>558243535
thank you
>>558237061
>>558237061
someone screencap this!! I'm toasting in epic bread
>>558241876
hey can i have ur runescape account
>>558237061
Holy shit dat id
Does this kind of porn count?
>>558242683
you ruined it
Gonna need some proof on that 1.35 TB
>>558244282
What the actual fuck that's fucking sick, how old is she?
>>558236296
More than 3 TB
>>558244282
Dude what the fuck is that
>>558244282
What the fuck dude
>>558244293
let him have his fun. We have the highlight of the thread saved.
I'm glad I made the thread.
>>558237061
Oh shit, nigga!
>>558244530
>>558244478
>>558244473
wut was it
My fourth commandment is yours. Be friends, respect heritage, and travel far.
what did he post?
Bow down, peasants.
>>558237061
mfw
>>558244282
Dude not Fucking cool man
>>558244282
What in the name of moot...
Abandon thread.
>>558237061
Fuck you, if you are considering uncompressed data like porn dvd's downloaded off newsgroups, I have about 100x what you have.
>>558237061
I could only get up to 100 GB, holy shit dude.
captcha: oughtcn 100.0
>>558236296
?
??
>>558244930
>>558244948
Ah fuck I was late again? what was it
>>558244770
LOL
nothing in comparison to the fucking Pornking
>>558245061
congratulations, king of pervy virgins
>>558245157
probably delicious slice of pie covered in cheese.
>>558244475
>>558244282
let me get this straight
you want me to act like i just saw something outrageous before you delete the file?
why?
i swear, you guys get newer every single day
>>558244282
Godspeed, anon.
Don't let the FBI catch you.
>>558245157
Something too unholy to be described even here.
This never happened.
>>558237061
Move along, people. Nothing to see here. Just a Moderator fucking around,
MODS=GODS
>>558245213
Really? 2nd marriage, who's the lonely faggot now?
>>558245152
i don't believe you have 3k folders of porn.
pics or it didnt happen
>>558244624
ya dun ruined it
I think it's time for the thread to die
>>558245251
>no fun allowed
Fuck off kike.
>>558245061
your post number is suprisingly close to that of the porn kings.
You're probably just a bastard. No heir.
>>558245236
>>558237061
Jesus is that you?
>>558245571
>558245571
fixed*
My last order. Go fuck yourselves.
>>558237061
dat ID
>>558244475
K you technically win my friend. It isn't as epic as p0rnpc but you win.
>>558237061
>>558236296
I farted and now my asshole is wet
>>558236296
354 gig, wow didnt realise it was that much, sad relly
>>558246398
>>558246069
you've been usurped.
Crown has been taken. Sorry Pornking
>>558245236
>>558245630
Captcha related.
>>558237061
>>558246398
nice
>>558237061
>>558237061
HOLY SHIT
>>558245630
The unsorted image folder takes to much time.
>200k+ hi res pictures from MetArt, FemJoy, FTV and other sites
>>558241092
sauce that
>>558247549
From Tim & Eric I do believe. It's an adult swim show to say the least.
>>558245236
>>558245630
question, how do you sort this stuff, especially images?
>>558237061
oh shit nigger
just one of my folders
>>558247795
u the mannn
>>558237061
The legend has begun
>>558247875
site or company/models name/date/files
what kind of thread is this...
my dad had 4 tb's of cp
an hero'd and police took computer so gg
>>558248059
You don't catagorize by race/fetish or something? Like I have any feet pics b ut many of them are mixed so I just name the folders /ebony/asian/indian stuff like that
>>558248386
95% percent of the shit I have is white. I don't have anything against blacks or asians, but the ones I've seen posted on /b/ suck ass.
I need to categorize my shit better, but I don't know if doing so would be productive if it took more than an hour.
>Probably would.
>>558248171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8u4CEBVq7s>>558248171
Here's the link. Next time just google image search it.
>>558237061
by god
>>558236296
I know i have some more in random folders, so i'll just estimate it around 100 gigs
>>558248595
I see
If I had to catagorize my shit it would probably take a few days, its such a goddamn mess ;_;
>>558248796
I have so many categories I want to do that I don't think I'll ever do it. Off the top of my head I would want.
>Skinny girls
>Midriffs
>Ass
>Clothed
>Webm
>Gay
>Feet
Shit would take ages.
>>558248946
Maybe we can organize it one folder at a time? Like today, futanari, tomorrow, monster stuff, etc
>>558237061
>>558249218
Yeah but then I would be scared at how successful I am at being productive when it comes to porn.
At the moment I'm looking at a mid term study sheet and I don't want to do this shit.
Maybe I can be a full time categorizer. I'd pay five dollars to have my shit categorized.
>>558248386
>You don't catagorize by race/fetish
Too complex. Where would you place a picture like this one? Anal, lesbians, pussy, ass, glasses?
>>558249437
Group Porn
only 2.5 GB.. happy with that
>my ID
>>558239541
please kill yourself
>>558236296
I once crawled a pornsite resulting in 126 GB of porn. Never watched it, tho.
>>558237061
You are.... the One.
>>558239950
>For ease of access and when you have can't internet cause wifi is gone
>>558248728
>LoL
What, are you gay?
>>558240783
a Reddit board dedicated to discussing 9gag
I remember reaching my first 100meg of porn. I thought: that's it, I'm done. I'll never need any more. Stored the entire collection on a zip disk.
1997.
0B of pr0n
>2014
>Storing pr0n
>>558250637
>2014
>never experiencing internet outage
>>558250637
>1406106369
>your favorite videos taken down because of DMCA requests
Also 4k video > mless quality
>>558250778
>2014
>Not being able to refrain from jacking off during internet outage
>>558237061
dat id doe
>>558250887
>2014
>Using pleb streaming sites like mless
>>558250889
>2014
>Not saving images in a folder and then never looking at them again, only to realize that you're collecting for collectings sake.
It's like Pokemon but less fulfilling.
>>558250889
wait?
are you telling me that your sex drive is so low that you don't need to get off 3+ times a day?
that must suck getting older and all
>>558251158
You have a valid point here Sir.
>>558251214
What shithole are you living in anon ? Internet outage never lasts more than 2 hours here.
now imagine that you had a heart attack tomorrow and your family found your computer open with your porn folders up
>>558251114
Suggest a site which supports videos up to 4k and 60 fps videos.
>>558251410
That picture in the background is marvelous.
>>558251387
I actually hardly have an outage that lasts more than 1 hour
but when they happen at 3:30 AM and you are trying to sleep, best to have the stored porn
>>558251158
It's called novelty
Exploring new stuff is half the fun of porn...until you don't have much stuff left to explore
>>558251114
I don't think many go to mless to watch Jenna Haze
>>558251158
Sad but true...can't recall the last time i looked at 99% of the pics and vids I've collected
I eventually move everything to my 1tb external that can fail any moment now and i'm thinking about purging all of my irl porn and sticking to just collecting loli or some shit, or just the niche fetish irl porn
>>558237061
you'll never be able to masturbate to all of those videos in your life time. will you pass it down to your next of kin?
i have about 500gb of porn that I have collected over the last 8 years. I'd have alot more if empornium and cheggit didn't shut down years ago.
>>558238568
>implying phones can't stream porn
>>558237061
25/8 boner
>>558251938
I'll post it on reddit/4chan now
>>558248080
any cheese pizza? don't hold out on us baby
>>558252658
EWW
Why the fuck would you watch porn on a fucking phone. That shit is fucking degrading. I want to be able to rub my nips, finger my ass, and squeeze my balls, all while rubbing my cock. I don't wanna hold a fucking phone in my hand and jerk off with the other.
Touch Screen phone and fucking lotion precum hands don't mix either.
NOT TO MENTION THAT TINY FUCKING SCREEN.
PCPORN MASTERRACE
you're oppressed. life has made you too paranoid to store porn on your computer
mine is the smallest one here
>>558237061
>id
>>558238129
So true.
Mine
>>558254149
Dayum sun.
>>558237061
someone screen cap
Don't touch me bitch
>>558254369
people have been screencapping
>>558242476
>>558253297
Nope, see >>558240451
600 GB of all porn
i'll play
>>558237061
THAT FUCKING ID MAN
>>558236296
257 Gigs in storage with 68 Gigs to transfer and 4.62 Gigs seperated away because of genre
>>558242006
Meh, 1.35 TB ain't strangely much, it's not that hard to reach (especially not if one have a lot of HD porn). I'd say that anyone with less than 1TB is just simply not a serious collector (Mine is 1.17 TB).
>>558242828
is that fucking big kev?
Fuck man the memories
Shit only about 300gb left of a 3tb drive.
+side is mostly videos I made with wife.
May still need help...
>>558237061
Are you a wizard?
>>558236296
0 gigs, porn storage is what the internet is for.
Speaking of which, anyone have network usage info for LAN parties? I remember seeing the data for a major gaming one in the late 90s, it was something like this:
715mb - Game data
25312mb - Porn sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wum2H8iwQvw
I don't have any porn. I win.
Loserds
>>558237061
your post has become a reaction pic dump... also well done sir, you have finally prevailed over life.
>>558236296
jesus christ that is a glorious ass, i would really love for a woman with an ass like this to sit on my face...
>>558258859
nice b8 m8 i r8 368/88 anyhow i have around 1.6tb or so of HD JAV uncensored and censored incest vids. And a folder of Kpop Fake Pics of around 4tb
one day we will have 64 tb flash drives that cost 50 bucks to fill up with all the porn we could dream of
>>558259886
One day those 64 tb drives will come full of porn for $65
and robots will be jacking us off