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so /b/

call me a faggot all you want but i'm 19 and living at home for the summer and my mom found my backpack full of sex toys

there was lube, a tenga flip hole, another masturbator, a cock ring, and a buttplug. im going to kill myself.

pic related: mrw my mom told me she found "books" in that backpack
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if you kill yourself dead can i have your backpack?
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>>558171205
yes
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Hopefully she beats the faggot out of you
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>>558170721
So your a faggot, she'd find out one way or another
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>>558172304
i'm actually not gay though.
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>>558170721

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk
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>>558172374
that makes it worse. im afraid your only choice is to face her
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>>558170721
Dude... really?
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>>558172374
Yea you are. You're already shoving buttplugs up your ass, have the integrity to come out of the closet.
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>>558172374
Its ok, ill fuck the gay right into you, faggot.
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>>558170721
>call me a faggot all you want
you faggot!!! You faggoty, fagging fagitor!!!
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Man Grimer had such a good sprite in gen 1. Just look at how well-defined that slime is goddamn
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>>558170721
>call me a faggot all you want
You fagulating, faggy fagging fag!!!
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>>558172374
Not gay but shoves shit up his ass haha lol/10 thread op
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>>558170721
>call me a faggot all you want
ok, Im done. that's all I want to call you a faggot
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>>558172903
faggot
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>>558170721
>call me a faggot all you want
No seriously, dude, I am finished. Leave me alone.
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>>558170721
>call me a faggot all you want
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I AM DONE CALLING YOU A FAGGOT. NOW YOU ARE JUST HARASSING ME!!! MODSS!!!!
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I wish your ID said "fAG" intead of "wAG"
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>Op kills himself
>His Mom comes into his room
>"...oh god...Billy! NOOOOOO"!
>"Now I'll have to sell all those books..."
>It turns out she really did just find books
>The sex toy backpack was a completely different backpack
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>>558170721
Don't say anything to her unless she says something first. Then tell her that your girlfriend (doesn't matter if you have one, make one up) is into that kind of stuff and you were ready to do anything to keep her since you aren't lucky with the women.
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>>558173406
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK. I FUCKING SWEAR I'M FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING FUCKHOLE. YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP PIECE OF FUCK. I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF YOU UNTIL I CAN'T FUCKING FUCK ANY FUCKING MORE. FUCK
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>>558173096
>558173096 can shove whole head in ass
>558173096 must be gay.
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ask her if she wants to play with you.
come on son, you ain't nothing to lose anymore.
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>>558173653
this is the only sound advice i've heard.
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>>558173708
STFU YOU SHITTY SHITEATING SHIT!!!! GO SHIT YOURSELF, SHITHEAD!!!
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Serious question related to how much of a faggot OP is:

>says he's straight
>uses a buttplug

Now we could just say "LEL FAG" and we would be right because after all he is OP, but I've commonly seen a trend of self-proclaimed straight men who still use vibes, buttplugs, and other anal stimulation.

If they're straight, why do they like these things?

Please explainu
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>>558172817
Kek was thinking the same kinda
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>>558170721
>faggot/10
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>>558174235
I used a dildo before I became bi, so yeah. Anal stimulation doesn't have to be gay.
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>>558174235
OP is straight but some of the guys that fuck him in the ass regularly might be a little gayish.
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>>558174235
Feminization of men, push of gay agenda, moral atrophy of society, etc
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>>558174235
>denial
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>>558174503
> i was shoving stuff up my ass, then I started getting fucked by men
> nothing gay about that
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>>558175019
No, never had sex with a guy. I put things in my ass before I started WANTING to have sex with a guy.
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>>558175267
> nothing gay about that
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>>558172817
When I saw the G2 and realized, as a kid, it was just a show designed solely to bilk parents out of their money, I felt abused.
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i don't know if i can compare myself to OP. but i have a fetish for futanari specifically, i don't like traps, i dont really like trannys.

in real life i'm completely unnattracted to guys, love bitches, but love futa cock. some people call me gay, but i just see a nasty fetish
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>>558170721
FOR THE FUTUR OF OUR CHILDREN
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>>558175267


>>>/lgbt/ faggot
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>>558175581
Not at first.
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>>558176095
>/b/ random
>didn't even start thread.
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>>558175852
I hope OP's mom sees this.
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>>558175267
What's the difference between wanting inanimate objects shaped like a penis in your ass and actually wanting a penis in your ass?
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>>558176425
Shut the fuck up faggot. You don't know shit.
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>>558176118
You're a goddam moron
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>>558176763
One makes you gay and gives you aids and the other just make you gay?
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>>558173653
Done it before but with SM stuff...Works like a charm!
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>>558175852
le ebin screencap bro hahahahahah xDDDDDDDDDD

How 'bout them upboats bro?
Posted on FunnyJunk 9Gag and Reddit XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>558176763
for that matter, is it weirder to be sexually turned on by a human (who is a guy) or by a chunk of plastic (or rubber).
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>>558174235
because your own ass has nothing to do with other men, especially when other women are the ones touching it
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>>558176763
Its not his fault though faggots don't know how to logic.

>hence liking the idea of dicks in his ass in the first place

kek
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>>558177072
But I'm not wrong.
>>558177056
I know that it isn't necessarily gay to get ass fucked.
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>>558177056
I've been on /v/ for too long.
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>>558177880
>I know that it isn't necessarily gay to get ass fucked
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>>558177880
I figure its much less gay to cum inside another guys ass or mouth than it is to have some guy penetrating you, pleasuring himself inside you, and then splodging inside you.

And then he zips up in a manly way, and leaves. And you sit in a puddle of his cum like a girl, waiting for the rest of his man gunk to drip out your ass.
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>>558178010
/v/ is chill. Right now I'm stoked on destiny.
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>>558178545
Yeah....that was kinda hot. Sorry.
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>>558178545
Still nothing gay 'bout it though.

In fact being bottom is more manly.

It's an easy way to warm up for Sphincter exercises.
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>>558178890
> I'm stoked on destiny

Is this some sort of gay code? Do you call your mans dick by the nickname of "destiny"?
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>>558177880
>learn to logic you stupid fucking queer

can't tell if bait or genuinely retarded
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>>558178423
Especially with toys. It is impossible for it to be gay because the balls don't touch.
>>558178545
Again, it isn't gay if the balls don't touch.
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>>558179025
So, I'm bottom to a girl. Where do I fit in that logic?
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>>558179025
>Still nothing gay 'bout it though.
OMG lol, you funny
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>>558179218
Put a little baggie over your nuts and they can't be touched.
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>>558170721
"my mom found my backpack full of sex toys
there was lube, a tenga flip hole, another masturbator, a cock ring, and a buttplug."

>>558172374
"i'm actually not gay though."
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>>558179025
ok, funny guy, let me ask you this: What WOULD you find gay?
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>>558179765
You
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>>558170721

Just let it pass, man, it'll be fine. Take it from an oldfag. It sounds like you're both fine never speaking of this again.
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>>558170721
Why the hysterics, OP? She called them books, which means she wants you to know that she found it but doesn't want to talk about it. For your dear mothers sake find a better hiding place, and keep plugging that ass.
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>>558170721
Just say you're fucking a chick that is into that shit. You must be gay if you're so scared she'll immediately think you are. Or not, idc anymore.
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>>558170721
Don't kill yourself.
But you are a retarded faggot.
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>>558180015
lol ok. you are funny. Cause I am totally manly. in a manly, man's man sort of way. Rugged. Hard. Upright. Keeping the company of other manly men, doing manly things. Like playing football. And sucking each others dicks (but in a hetero sort of way)
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>>558179187
>nope
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>>558179187
haaaa lmao
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>>558180657
got it. you cant call your man's dick "destiny" cause your mouth is full.
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** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking kiIIed

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>>558170721
Protip: Your mother doesn't really care about any of those things, and you are just an awkward weirdo.
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>>558174235
So, you're straight JUST because you like to put your penis into a vagina ? Cause it feels good ?
Except that you would still feel pleasure even if a gay dude was putting his cock into a pussy. Cause that's physical. Everybody feels good when their cock is being stimulated, everybody feels good when their prostate is being stimulated, that's physical you retard. Being gay is being attracted by the same gender, in love and in sex, not having the same physical stimuli responses as the others.
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My anatomy teacher actually told my class how to fund the prostate through the asshole. She was a creepy old woman.
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