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You awaken in a damp, dimly lit cobblestone cell, completely naked, save for an iron shackle around your ankle. You can hear faint voices beyond a heavy steel door ahead. You look down. What is your gender?

7 decides gender and first action.
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Female of course
Masturbate

7 GET
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>>558025808
Male
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>>558025808
Male
Pretend to sleep
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female
masterbate
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>>558025808
Female
Female that has a diaper fetish
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>>558026187
Winrar
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>>558026187
good tatse
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Male
Hit my self in the balls until i black out from the pain
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>>558026187
You begin to rub your vagina out of what is mostly boredom. Suddenly the door is flown open by a gigantic beast of a man.

"Oy, the little whore's awake then! Let's see if we can't get you broken in, prepare ye for the Auction tonight."

Before you can react, however a flash of steel appears and the giant man falls, blood gushing from his neck. A handsome man of about 38 now stands in the doorway. He, too, is naked and has a broken shackle. He carries a jagged piece of wood, now soaked in blood.

How old are you? What is your next action?

9 decides.
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>>558026859
10
"hye bby u wan sum fuk?"
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>>558026859
12
Spread legs to welcome his manhood
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>>558026859
14
leap into his arms and wrap my legs around him
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>>558026859
12
Suck his dick
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>>558026859
19
"We can fuck later, but first get me outta here!"
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>>558027189
Aww yea boii
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>>558025808
fucking that's what I get for killing a mean old lady in the orphanage. time to fight my way out with healing spells!
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>>558027045
>>558027128
>>558027189
>>558027234
This is the only reason why I still come here. I love you guys.
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>>558027189
winrar

You leap into his arms, wrapping your lithe, fourteen year old legs around him. He is taken aback at first, but wraps his arms around your back to keep you steady.

"Look, miss, I need to get you out of here. I think that big guy had a knife on him. Just get down and we can free the other slaves as well, together!"

He places you down, staring for a moment into your eyes.

"Tell me your skills."

Choose class:
>Warrior - Higher chance to win fights. Starts with a dagger hidden in your special place.
>Thief - Can steal, sneak, and pick locks better. Starts with poison coated fingernails.
>Mage - Starts with Fireball Spell.
>Noble - Extremely persuasive and alluring.
And choose what to do next. 3 decides.
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>>558027279
you boring pieca shit

>>558028130
noble whore
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>>558028130
Mage
Light him on fire
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>>558028223
quick one

>>558028130
Persuade him to fuck me now.
>>
warrior
Take dagger out slit wrists the long way
blood spills to floor and lands in a magic circle
circle make it impossible to be ressurected
girls dies

op is a faggot
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>>558028130
>Thief - Can steal, sneak, and pick locks better. Starts with poison coated fingernails.

start unzipping his pantaloons
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>>558028130
Noble
Sink teeth into his legs
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>>558028223
You come from a line of noble blood.

"I can work my way around a conversation. I've been told I'm very...persuasive." You tell him, biting your lip a little.

"That might help...there are two doors, one goes deeper into the dungeon and the other leads to the auction house. The younger slaves are kept in the dungeon until the auction begins. You choose where we should go."

Also, you see a small glint of steel poking from the giant man's pocket. It seems to be a small knife.

What will you do? Will you listen to the man or stay in the room?
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thief

all cloectively shit in some sort of receptacle, just in case

free other slaves and inquire if they know anything that will help the lot of you get out
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>>558029015
You didn't even give a number.
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warrior
kill myself
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U listen to the man. As a woman should always do
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>>558029015
2 decides, shit.
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>>558025808
The Oghma Infinium is obtained through the quest Discerning the Transmundane given by Septimus Signus, who is found north of the College of Winterhold, at Septimus Signus's Outpost. The quest will only be offered to a Dragonborn of level 15 or higher. The quest can not be started until the Runed Lexicon is returned to Septimus; if the Dragonborn is under level 15, Septimus will then say that he needs time to decipher the meaning of the Lexicon. The Dragonborn will then have to wait until level 15 before receiving a letter from a courier, stating that Septimus has deciphered the Lexicon and wants the Dragonborn to return to him.

A locked Dwemer box must be opened by collecting the blood from each of the races of Mer. This includes: Orsimer, Bosmer, Dunmer, Altmer, and Falmer. This blood mixture will approximate the blood of the Dwemer, and provides access to the Dwemer puzzle box.
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>>558029440
Take his knife, go to dungeon
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>>558029015
Check the giants pockets, maybe knife, maybe key. Head deeper into dungeon. Orgy time.
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>>558029015
head into dungeon but first investigate what he's got in his pocket more closely
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>>558029440
stay in room,masterbate
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>>558029015
Begin unzipping his pants. "What's that knife for?" I say sexily
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>>558029015
Insist that you're entirely too horny to do anything before he fucks you.
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** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking kiIIed

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>>558029818
this and masterbate more about his cock
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taken knife
stay in room
kill .myself
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>>558029440
scream at the top of lungs OP IS A FAGGGOOT run out of oxygen and die
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>>558029440
attempt to disarm and anally destroy him
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>>558030073
reroll
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>>558030115
roll
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>>558030207
fuck it re roll
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>>558029440
Listen to the man, but grab ass on the way.

captcha was all 2's. 2 get
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Demand he have sex with u in the name of Talos
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take knife
walk twards the auction house
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>>558030302
well we are dead
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>>558029440
Take knife from pocket, bend over man and insert knife up his rectal cavity and repeatedly thrust knife whilst masturbating, only stopping once I've climaxed
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Well it was fun while it lasted
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>>558030727
Re roll
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>>558030302
gg
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>>558030302
You walk into the room with the knife and plunge it into your heart. Your life fades away as your vision blackens. But suddenly, you can see the cell again. Your vision is strangely blue and your skin has engorged, glowing red veins. What is happening? The man kneels over your corpse, taking the knife as he shakes his head and walks out of sight.

5 decides next action
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>>558030979
rape him
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>>558030302
Welp, it was fun while it lasted. Maybe the man has a spell to bring us back from the dead? Lol
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>>558025808


All of these fucking plebs.
>Not waiting for The Grand Inquisitor to enter and explain that you cannot yet come.
>Not kissing The Grand Inquisitor on the forehead, signaling your continued and undying love for all of humanity, even its darkest wretches.
>Not being freed by the Grand Inquisitor to never come again.

>Lrn2Dostoyevsky
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>>558031095
perfect
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sharpie in pooper
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>>558031095
Well that was fast
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>>558030979
find out you are fucking immortal and can take any amount of damage, though pain still applies. you wake up and go on a fucking rampage
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masturbate furiously
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>>558030979
scream " FUCK !" , making the guy look back at you, and then say " how can my skin be blue if shrek isn't blue"
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find 'scroll of rejuvenating mists' next to me, read scroll to heal myself
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>>558031095
you do work fast lol
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>>558031095
That was quick.

You chase down the man and push him over. he is surprised and cannot see you, and as you begin fingering his rectum, he grunts and tries to escape your grasp, but your ethereal form is too stronk.

What do you do next?? 4 decides.
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>>558031620
sit on his face
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>>558031620
GROW WINGS, FLY, GO UP IN THE HEAVENS, FUCK JESUS
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>>558031620
pin him to the ground and force his dick inside your pussy
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>>558031620
fist him
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put sharpie in pooper
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>>558031620
Turn into Shrek
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>>558031743
4
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>>558031914
WINRAR
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>>558031914
Winrar
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Bite into his neck strengthening ur new vampire powers
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>>558031743
>>558031914
If I get 46 don't do this and instead transform into sanic, then grow wings and fly up to the heavens to fuck jesus.
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Grow a dick and fuck him.
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>>558031914
Suddenly, wings sprout from your back, and you fly into the air, going through the ceiling. He is torn through the ceiling as well and is slightly damaged as he is suspended in air by your ghostly fingers inside of his chocolate tunnel. You see that the auction house is a mansion in the middle of a vast marsh. Now what? The man is screaming.
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>>558032260
8 decides, goddammit.
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>>558032260

Scream JEWS ARE FUCKS whilst jerking off feriously into the mans mouth.
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>>558032260
Number plz
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U fly down to the auction house to find wind waker link bidding on items
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>>558032448
WINRAR
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>>558032443
Fly him to the auction house
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>>558032443
fly over the marsh out into the sunset. For miles and miles, my "ghostly fingers inside his chocolate tunnel."
Live Happily Ever After
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Throw him at the mansion turned out he had explosives in his stomach. fucking boom.
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>>558032448
WINRAR
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>>558032448
you scream this as you somehow jerk off into the man's mouth, despite not being a corporeal being and not having a penis. The man cannot hear you however, and cannot taste your spooky sperm. His asshole begins to tear and bleed as he begs for mercy from whatever god has done this.
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>>558032448
Well that definately escalated
I approve
9/10 decision
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>>558032757

You beam your thought process into the mans mind, (Cause you can do that now) And whisper "Jews are fucks"
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>>558032757
6 decides, I keep fucking forgetting.
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>>558032757
Finally reach the heavens

Shove arm all the way through.

Give Jesus blowjob and handjob simultaneously.
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>>558032757
Say, "okay, now I will follow you," and set him down back in the cell.
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>>558032991

Tear him in two from his butthole.
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>>558033056
WINRAR
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>>558032991
what the fuck /b/
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>>558033056
You shove your entire arm through the man's body, his organs spewing from the hole like a discarded tube of toothpaste. You fly high into the heavens and see a beared man. He says,"Yo, the fuck you doin in here?"

You gently place the man's mouth (which has your hand sticking out of it) onto the bearded man's cock and begins stroking.

He is disturbed and confused.

1 decides.
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we start over
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>>558033483
tear his penis off and eat it
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>>558033483
try to work the pussy in there
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>>558033483
jesus orgasms unto the earth, flooding the world with his seed and drowning all of humanity
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>>558033483
end it and start over because there is no better ending
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Yell at him, "TELL ME I'M AN UGLY FUCKER, DO IT BITCH."
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>>558033483
wake up from this dream and quit fisting the cat
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>>558033681
winrar
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>>558033681
WINRAR!
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The bearded man hands u a blue pill. U take it. And wake up back in the cell shackled
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>>558033701
ez winrar
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>>558033681
Humanity has ended, and the last human being on earth dies in a shower of semen, similar to my ex girlfriend's own death. Your next actions will decide the fate of the entire planet. Choose wisely.

0 decides
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>>558029440
Grab the knife and kill the guy in the room with me cause he is a nigger.
>>
We all board the galactica in search of a new home
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Slump to ground, jack off to giraffe shit
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>>558033965
Get on the floor and do the dinosaur
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>>558033965
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
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create an entire planet of 9 year old lolis with 9 inch pensis
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Masturbate till the end of time.
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>>558034060
"all" u wot m8? there are no more humans left
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>>558034060
bravo...
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Shovel the god seed into yourself and populate a new race of super humans.
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>>558034070
Winrar
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>>558034060
you, jesus, and megafisted dead guy board a starship and head into space searching for remaining life. Clouds of jesus' semen flow through the cold expanses of space as you fly among the stars. You realize you haven't eaten, and you notice that there is only enough food on the ship for one person. Jesus wants some food as well, and Megafisted Dead Guy seems a mite peckish as well. What do?

3 decides.
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>>558034524
Drink the semen.

Shit's full of protein.
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>>558034524
Eat the other two, jerk off onto their faces, go to sleep.
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>>558034524
wake up from this dream, obviously you fucked the cat
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>>558034524
open anus grab poo and eat, give other food to jesus and dead guy
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>>558034524
the starship goes back in time and we eat a bunch of dinosaurs
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>>558034524
Give birth to hitler who cooks up some haggis for us
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>>558034524
BECOME A HUMAN CATERPILLAR
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>>558034524
KILL JESUS MOTHER


GO REACH HER AND CHOKE SLAM HER IN THE FUCKING GROUND, INTO THE FUCKING EARTH'S CORE
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Eat the dead guy
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>>558034743
I think we lost.
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>>558034743
Winrar
>>
>>558034743
WINRAR
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>>558034743
You awaken in your bed to the sight of a dead cat on your cock. You groan and stand. You are actually a male, 24422 pounds, 32, sporting a massive neckbeard. You also own the world's largest anime figurine collection on the planet. You live in a basement and have a computer, some vidya, and a fridge filled with disgusting leftovers. What do?

4 decide.
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>>558035239
Wake up from this dream and realize you're OP typing out fantasies in this thread.
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>>558035239

you post on [s4s] and come up with a cool new meme :^)
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Get /fit/
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>>558035239
open fridge an take out trayvons martins remains to eat
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This has without a doubt been a fun end of the night for me. GG 4chan
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>>558035239
Drown in your own fat self.
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>>558035239
apply tiger and squeeze
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Get the refrigerator and steal all the food inside, replace with cat.
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>>558035239
>google.com
>search for cp
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>>558035239
decide to fuck your cis gendered ultra soft kush flavored dildo
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>>558035239
Jerk off on waifu and fall asleep in semen
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>>558035368

this again :^)
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>>558035347
Reroll
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Try to suck your own dick. Beak back. Die.
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Remove my teeth an insert in urethra
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>>558035239
Get on /b/ and post "You awaken in a damp, dimly lit cobblestone cell, completely naked, save for an iron shackle around your ankle. You can hear faint voices beyond a heavy steel door ahead. You look down. What is your gender?

7 decides gender and first action."
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Blow up the nearest USPS office with cluster bombs strapped to the dead cat
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you realize this is another dream and wake up at the beginning of the story
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>>558035239
Masturbate
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>>558035389
reroll
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>>558035508
reroll
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>>558035239
Animorph is a fucking penguin
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>>558035472
this
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Do a line of coke off one of your waifus and cum your pants
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>>558035579
4 get
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>>558035461
4
>>
>>558035239

Eat the cat.
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>>558034743
Winrar
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>>558035618
rollin' for this one
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>>558035724
FUCKING WINRAR
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>>558035724
Winrar
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>>558035724
Winn
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>>558035724
winrar
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>>558035724
weve done it /b/ weve made a perfect cyle... see you next time on dragon ball fuckin Z
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>>558035724
Winnar
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>>558035724
i have won. OP weighs 24422 pounds and has a giant neckbeard to match his anime collection. he also fucks cats.
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OP IS GONNA EXPLODE
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>>558035724
GGWP ass pats for all around
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>>558035724
You get on your computer and make this post. Then, you open up a tab and go to google to find a generic picture of a dungeon cell. After that, you hit submit.

Hm...The tab is still open to google. Would you like to google something, or continue being a faget?

7 decides
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>>558036093
Google "Free Child Porn"
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>>558036093
continue being a faget
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>>558036093
Both
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>>558036093
Masturbate to Gay erotic game of Thrones Fanfic.
>>
you just scream "SEVEN FUCKING CATS "

and go to the milky way again and say " /b/ is forgotten of the didn't" and everyone obeys
>>
>>558036093
Continue being a faget and start talking sexy to one of your animu figures and simutainously jamming a dragon dildo up your anus
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>>558036093
continue to be a faggot OP oh and then sage my own post
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>>558036093
google cheese pizza and get arrested for google cheese pizza
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>>558036093
Walk over to secret compartment in the wall. Pull out gun. Kill myself for creating such a shitty thread.
>>
go back to sleep and dream a new dream
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This thread is fucking epic

My sides are completely gone

Pic is OP

Also rolling for Walk the Dinosaur
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>>558036186
This plus "how 2 kil oabma"
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>>558036197
OP literally cannot stop sucking dicks.
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>>558036093
Google information about killing the president and making bombs full of dead babies.
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>>558036197
WINRAR
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>>558036093
Everytime he picks a number to decide I think of "WHO WON? YOU DECIDE"
Lol
>>
>>558036093
look for your dentists phone number on internet, then call dentist to make a dentist appointment with your dentist
>>
continue being a faggot and wait for /b/ to roll a gender

gender is a 12 year old girl
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>>558036197
Winnar

Captacha oploving this
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>>558036197
You decide not to tempt fate and continue being the faget you truly are. As you wait for wins on your thread, you open up a tab on paheal. What kind of rule 34 will you look up? Or will you do something else?
>>
You're a girl.

Go fishing with your cat and spot something weird far in the water jumping around, you send your cat with his cat-board to check what it is
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>>558036093
get weight reduction surgery and sex change
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>>558036679
Zone-tan x futa Raven
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>>558036679
decide to sage my posts and respawn for a better life
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>>558036679
Search for child porn on google
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>>558036679
9 decides.
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>>558036702
>>558036847
9
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>>558036679

you didn't even choose of number you faget
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>>558036679
I search for rule 34 of the humans from Wall-E. But first I decide i should delete my shit thread on /b/. For humanity.
>>
>>558036847
>>558036839
goodness
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>>558036847
>>558036839
lel
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>>558036679
You awaken from your dream to the reality that you are a feminist.
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>>558036839
this
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>>558036847
>>558036839
>>
>>558036839
just not your day OP.
>>
go to google
search how to kill tha prsidont of maericas
free chileds poron
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>>558036847
Look up Rule 34 of Fucking MLP
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>>558036839
This did get 9
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>>558036847
You look for masterchief x arbitor rule 34 and crank your dick until you cum blood
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go on s4s and make a funny meme
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I get off the computer and fuck some bitches with chance the stallion
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>>558027554
suck my dick bby
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>>558037018
reroll
>>
Oh god my sides have ascended into orbit.
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wait for gets in your thread
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>>558036839
You try to search up some child porn on google. Suddenly a knock is heard at your door. You can hear talking from behind, and it sounds like someone said "Mr. Hansen." Panicked, you close the browser, but realize that your wallpaper is simply more loli-gagging. The doorknob begins to turn,

What will you do? How can your save your harddrive full of loli and gore?

3 decides
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YOU BECOME AND OCTOPUS, YOU GET YOUR CAT AND FUCKING THROW IT INTO SPACE. A FUCKING OVNI FALLS DOWN NEAR YOU, YOUR FROZEN AND ON FIRE CAT WILL NOW INVESTIGATE THE MISTERIOUS SHIP
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>>558037770
animorph into a goat
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>>558037770
unzip your fat neckbeard body to reveal that you are the ainsley harriot
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>>558037770
an hero
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>>558037770
Strip naked and then stuff the harddrive up your dog's asshole while they open the door
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>>558037770
shove it in your ass
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>>558037770
Yell like a fucking retard and bust down the door, attack the person on the other side with your Dragon Dildo
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>>558037770
Open up favorite pictures and begin fapping.
Finish on whoever is opening the door.
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>>558036847
Fight! Fight for your loli!!! Fight for what you believe in!!!
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>>558037870
3
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>>558037896
reroll
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>>558037770
Remove my katana from the wall and kill the intruder while screaming "STAND MY GROUND. NO NIGGERS ALLOWED"
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>>558037914
this
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>>558037770
Go apeshit and start fucking the cat
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>>558037770
get v& and go to prison for being a pedophile
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>>558038053
Winrar
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>>558038053
YES
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>>558037770
You decide to take it out of your case and shove it in your pants and proceed to answer the door calmly.
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>>558038053
win
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>>558037770
because your Mr.hansen and your fucking your boy slave in the tiberian pooper
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>>558037909
3, and smash computer moniortor
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>>558038053
Winrar
>>
find pic related on my hard drive
proceed to jack off
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>>558038053
Winrar
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>>558037770
open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>558038073
win
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>>558038205
That foot actually made me laugh
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>>558038314
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>>558038442
the hotness
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Well this got boring really quickly
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>>558038491
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>>558038053
Chris Hansen goes down in a flurry of steel, blood, and racist remarks. The camera men scream and begin running. You stand there, a man who weighs a ton and owns WAY to many Lucky Star figurines. You Are Legend.

The crew is running away. Mother's shield their children's eyes to prevent them from getting autism just from looking at you, as if you were the medusa of autism.

Except, not raped by a god, you know.


What is your next move?

7 decides.
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>>558038663
Your head sprouts snakes as you literally turn into medusa.

Everyone who sees you now turns into stone
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>>558038663
Casually take the blood of chris hanson and masturbate to one of your figurine waifus. Say, "day well spent" and go to sleep
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>>558038663
wake up in a cobblestone dungeon with a sheckle on me foot and ask what gendur i am
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>>558038663
tear chris skull out and start fucking it using his blood as lube
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>>558038663
Visit elementary school and loudly masturbate throughout the halls
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>>558038663
animorph into a motherfucking goat
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>>558038663
drag his body inside and get busy
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>>558038663
Awaken from your fantasy to being dragged away by the police
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>>558038663
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>>558038663
attempt seppuku, then realize the blade of my katana isnt long enough to impale myself.
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>>558038879
ROLLING
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>>558038663
sit back down and wait for gets on your thread

if i roll a 7 you are a 12 year old girl noble who cums into the strangers mouth
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>>558038852
rolling for this just because
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>>558038789
reroll
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>>558038852
reroll
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>>558038663
get on /b/ and start posting this shit
>>
>>
>>558038663
Start fucking the cat
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>>558038964
this
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>>558039027
Winrar
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>>558039027
winrar
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>>558039027
Win.

Your skull explodes and is replaced with medusa's head. Every living animal that looks into your eyes becomes an autistic statue. Humans are unaffected by this. You need more power. The police begin to respond and are prepared to fire. What will you do now?

5 decide
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Fist yourself with Chris Hansen's hand as horrified onlookers watch.
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>>558039374

KILL DUMB OLD DOOR

BE AM I YOUR FATHER LUCE

DRAG THE QUEEN

GET ON THE FLOOR, STEP THE ANTIQUE ANIMAL
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>>558039374
animorph into a motherfucking goat
>>
wake up again, back in the dungeon
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>>558039374
Sneak out back door and go to a nearby playground where you show your genitals to underage squirrels.
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>>558039408
Reroll
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>>558039374
sit back down and wait for gets on your thread

if i roll a 5 you are a 12 year old girl noble who cums into the strangers mouth
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>>558039374
Get arrested
shackled in cobblestone cell
ask for gender
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>>558039374
shit my pants out of fear. then i eat the shit cuz im a fat hungry bastard. then i shit that shit back out into a plastic bag to save for later. to use as lube when i jerk off.
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>>558039374
turn into a sexy reptillian loli, bend over and beg them to fuck yo azz
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>>558039472
fucking reroll
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>>558039374
masterbate
>>
open the door
get on the floor
do the dinosaur
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>>558039546
5
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>>558039548
5 pls
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>>558039374
fist the suns anus for power
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>>558039374
Use autistified squirrels to shield self from gun fire.

Head to the zoo.
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>>558039580
reroll
>>
Howl hideously as spaghetti begins to ooze from your pockets. Break into jazzy dance number that all police are forced to follow. Become Satan's lovechild.
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>>558039576
Rolling
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>>558039632
reroll
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>>558039657
reroll
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>>558039686
glorious 5 get
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>>558039815
kek win
>>
>>558039458
>>
>>558039374
drink the blood of chris hansen, gaining his power
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>>558039762
reroll
>>
>>558039801

Reroll, simply because.
>>
>>558039546
rerolling for
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>>558039895
WIN
>>
>>558040020
See
>>558039815
>>
>>558040020
>>558039815
>>
>>558039815
You shove Chris Hansen's hand into your anus, waving the katana around like a madman. The police begin to get anxious. They seem ready to fire as you scream at the top of your lungs "What's going on?"

1 decudoe
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logical male

*lift floor stone and break chain attached to shackle. Hide behind door and savagely clobber the first female that comes through.
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>>558039458
Roll, 1 get
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>>558040174
animorph is a godamn mother fucking goat
i swear this is my third attempt animorph into a goat
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>>558040181
win
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>>558040174
go to sleep op plz
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>>558040313
goin for goat
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>>558040174
Wake up, find yourself a 14 year old noble in a damp dungeon with a dead beastman slain by a handsome 38 year old with some hard wood
>>558040181
that dont count op u dumb shit
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>>558040174
>finds thread
>reads first line
>scrolls to bottom
>sees this
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>>558040174
You start to swing your katana at the cops, but a horde of niggers comes running down the street with tvs in hand
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>>558040181
does not make any sense.

You scream,"logical male

*lift floor stone and break chain attached to shackle. Hide behind door and savagely clobber the first female that comes through."

The police fire a shot into your blubber. You fall. How will you get out of this one?

5 decide
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>>558040492
rerawl bby
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>>558040492
rolling for this
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>>558040586
better animorph into a goat
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>>558040586
Die and become reincarnated into the sun god.
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>>558040586
>KILL DUMB OLD DOOR
>BE AM I YOUR FATHER LUCE
>DRAG THE QUEEN
>GET ON THE FLOOR, STEP THE ANTIQUE ANIMAL
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>>558040586
Transform into Eva Unit 01.
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>>558040586
Have your waifu defend you
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>>558040657
THIRD RERAWL FOR 5 get
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>>558040586
attian final form that is PROPAIN hank hill, go on handy killing spree
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>>558040492
>that dont count op u dumb shit
why not
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>>558040586
have snake hair eat the bullet and all that comes near
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>>558040742
This, but the transformation also triggers Third Impact.
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>>558040717
reroll i want this
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>>558040586
Scream "This isn't even my Final Form" And turn into Gabe.

Run at Police and eat them.
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>>558040586
You don't, you die and everyone is happy the world's largest autist is dead.
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>>558040845
winrar?
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>>558040819
FUCKING FOURTH FOR 5,BY TALOS I WILL GET!
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>>558040586
Holy Shit actually laughed imagining her screaming all that to the police, thank you OP
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>>558040492
5 get
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>>558040586
sit back down and wait for gets on your thread

if i roll a 5 you are a 12 year old girl noble who cums into the strangers mouth
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Walk the dinosaur and transform into Eva Unit 01
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>>558040586
fling your Fleshlight at police force
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>>558040717
i want this i need this
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>>558040874
re roll
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>>558040845
You ponder this question until you realize that you were the faggit the whole time. Using this knowledge as a weapon, you quickly maneuver through the policemen's ranks, slicing them to bits. You find yourself empowered. wat do.

8 decide.
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>>558040914
Re-roll >>558040845
Doesn't count
>>
THREAD IS ABOUT TO DIE

OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
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>>558040958
Rollin
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>>558040989
STENDARR, MARA, TALOS, AKATOSH, JULIANOS, AND THOSE OTHER FAGGOTS, I WILL GET 8!
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>>558041156
Eat myself
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>>558041156
turn into hank hill and go see what boomhaur is up to
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>>558041156
This
>>558041065
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>>558041156
transform into 14 yr old noble whore
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>>558041156
finally call sony costumer service and ask to help with unlocking psn account
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>>558041238
get for
>>558040492
>>
>>558041238
Fail win but winrar
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>>558041156
i go to bed. forever. nothing else ever happens to me ever again. my story just ends.
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>>558041238
AND 8 YOU GET
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>>558041332
Rerooool
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