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9 decides what I so like shoes on head, stand on a chair etc

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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9 decides what I so like shoes on head, stand on a chair etc
Noting up my butt/vag
Maybe tits
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>>557932654
GTFO or GTFO
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>>557932654
tits or gtfo
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tits out
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FUCKING BOTH TITS
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Kill yourself
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>>557932654
why'd i wanna se mantits?
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Write 'nigger' on forehead in permanent marker
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Tits out with shoe on head
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>>557932654
that's a man, you're all faggots
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>>557933087
Not a man :^)
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>>557933105
fucking rerolling this shit !
my nigga my nigga
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i want to see you left toe nail
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>>557933259
why take picture right in the fucking crack so no one can see then?
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>>557933313
>>557933313
>>557933313
rrreroll
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gtfo
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>>557933460
Because the mirror is fucking small
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>>557932654
timestamped tits or get the fuck out
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>>557933259
>>557933259
>>557933259
show man tits
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>>557933642
reroll that /b/ro
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>>557933550
/thread.
>doesn't post tits first.
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>>557933273
re-roll
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Tits
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WINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNARWINNAR
>>557933259
>>557933259
>>557933259
>>557933259
>>557933259
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>>557933859
WINRAR OR GTFO
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>>557933859
winrar
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>>557932654
>maybe tits
OP wont deliver
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show dick
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>>557933859
Of coarse Op delivers :^)
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>>557934309
timestamp.
OP is fat old neckbeard
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>>557934309
>being this new
timestamp or gtfo
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>>557934309
timestamp
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>>557932654

take a picture of you with a turtlehead poking out of your butthole
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>>557934309
not timestamped.
Rejected.
GTFO
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>>557934453
Ok wait
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>>557934309
timestamp!!
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>>55793467
surely op will deliver
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>>557934676
post anus
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>>557934676
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Timestamp
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Why the size/resolution difference in the pics.

/sceptical
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>>557935325
Looks like man boobs to me.
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>>557935325
why no nipples in picture?
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>>557932654
suck the first dick you see ouside.
Pics needed.
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OP is confirmed dude, thread is over
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>>557935783
/thread
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>>557935325
Accepted
Show ass
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>>557935589
It's hard holding it and taking a pic at the same time, what do you want me to do? Timastamp my tits?
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>>557935325
why are your pics upside down?
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>>557935860
yes
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>>557935860
OP is full of good ideas
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>>557935860
Sure
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>>557935947
I have no idea
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Show legs and wear high heels like a real girl
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>>557935860
Finally talking sense!
>still a guy.
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reroll for ass and dick
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OP post face now you're at it, gotta know if we should have our dicks out or abandon thread
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vag
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>>557936207
And dont forget to timestamp
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Didn't have a strong enough pen so I used ketchup.
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>>557936791
Roll
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>>557936937
>period blood
I suppose some anons have a fetish for it.
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>>557936937
op confirmed upper body femanon
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>>557936715
Trust me, you don't want to see my vag
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>>557937427
spread asshole then
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>>557936937
just turn your fucking cam
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>>557937427
trust us, we really do
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>>557937427
oh we want to see your pussy, trust me
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come cam for /b/, we'll give you attention
femanons
dot
org
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I just came on your tit pics, thanks a lot
Kik melange87
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>>557937516
What's the fun in that. I just found out I like to smear my tits in ketchup :^)
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>>557937427
You don't know much about males.
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>>557937427
we do OP alot
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>>557937427
I really hope its disgusting. Would be faf
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>>557937427
Yes. I wanna see it so I can rate it.
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>>557936791
Reroll
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>>557937787
OP PLS
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Ass
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>>557937787
Of coarse I don't, I'm a fucking aspie nerd that never kissed someone
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>>557938143
So show your vag and we'll tell you how to get dudes.
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>>557938143
So trust us when we say we want to see your vag.
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>>557938143
Still wanna see dat vag.
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>>557932654
do this
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>>557938143
we'd kiss you, and your vag
show please!
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Show us something interesting in your house, and fuck the 9 get because all you'll get is TITS OR VAGOO PLZ
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>>557938341
bit u dont have to put a bottle of lotion up your ass
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Ok, here's a picture of my vag
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Vagoo
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>>557932654
maybe provide a face , fuck vag, face please
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>>557936207
Roll
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>>557938601
timestamp!
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>>557938601
Disgusting, are you a carpet?

Now spread asshole
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>>557938601
timestamp again you stupid little tramp
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>>557938601
is that spiderweb?
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>>557938601
ever thought about shaving that thing jesus christ thats a hedgehog
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>>557938601
I would
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>>557938601
Very pretty vag, why are you afraid to hide it? You make me wanna fuck you 24/7
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>>557938601
>>557938601
I would stick my tongue and dick in and around that.
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>>557938785
Like I said, you don't want to see
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>>557938601
moar
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Why dont you shave OP?
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>>557938952
I would fuck you OP
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Would sooo suck that clit! Moar op
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>>557938952
We imagine that is full of hair, but we don't care we fap to anything.
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>>557935325

how are you this bad at using a camera.
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Post pics of you holding or consuming mac n cheese. Or a pickle. Either is acceptable.
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>>557938601
>>557938952
actually I do want to see more of your vag
try another angle please? for the kids...
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>>557938601
Now, shave it and take another pic
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>>557938601
seems like it hasn't been touched in a while. Someone needs to shake those cobwebs off.
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Show face OP pls
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>>557939408
OP pls
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>>557939273
OP disappeared... no one think about the kids anymore =/
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>>557938952

You're beautiful. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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>>557939785
You're gonna need a bigger helmet to put your fedora inside that knight suite mane.
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>>557939785
kek
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>>557939785
whiteknight/10
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>>557939750
Nope, still here
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>>557939785
top kek
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>>557939785
m'lady intensifies
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>>557939785
OP, wat he means is that he wants to see ure butthole
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>>557939785
most unespected post ever... I was about to tl;dr when I realized how amazing it was.
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>>557939974
kek
>>557940109
holy shit op shave at least.
Are you a wookie?
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>>557940109
Ass now!
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>>557940109
I think u just have to shave your vag. its like a rough diamond
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>>557940109
you can keep posting these so long as you don't mind me continuing to fap to them
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>>557940283
Nope, I don't own one
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>>557940371
its true op! it could be pretty
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>>557939785
well no, Mona Lisa was just an ordinary wife of a merchant.... sooo yaaaaa
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>>557940109
Now pls doggy or just spread dat anus OP.
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>>557940109
I personally think it's a very nice and yummy pussy...
>>557940371
still right thro
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>>557940489
Please continue, at least my sleepless nights won't be a complete waste of time.
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>>557938601
>You're hairy. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a hairy woman. You are a hairy homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a hairy heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it disgusting. You are nature's piece of shit. You will never be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel. You have a lot of hair, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt hairy and unappealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will not help, and confidence you will never have. Just know that you're hairy and the world will never follow you along.
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>>557940920
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>557940920
oh my sides
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>>557940865
will do... please keep going
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>>557940634
Should I finger my anus?
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I for one love your hairy pussy!
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>>557940865
can we get a full body shot?
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>>557941339
Thank you anon
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>>557941323
Yusss pls.
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>>557941323
and vag please !
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>>557940109
don't listen to this guy >>557940920
there are a lot of men who like hairy pussy
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post face with tits op or atleast mouth with tits
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>>557941323
finger in both?
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>>557940920
kekekekkekekke
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>>557941614
Would you like your name on that? <3
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>>557941940
I, for one would. Name is Rune
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>>557942170
HAHAHAHAHAHAH what kind of faggot limpdick name is Rune. Will you trim my armor for free?
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OP, tinychat @ /topkek420
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>>557942358
top kek
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>>557942358
The kind that get his name on tits written in ketchup
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>>557943125
finger in anus
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>>557942358
As long as youre having fun ;)
Its danish
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>>557941940
yea sure
Tim
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your vag looks nice, would look better shaved however
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>>557943125
thats okay i dont need to whiteknight, i can admit your body is horrendous
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>>557943125
Now anus plsss.
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>>557943125
Oh damn... do you have anything more with my name on it? :D love it
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>>557943125
Hahahah THIS whole fucking thread KEKEKEKEKEK
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>>557943125
fat bloody hairy whore.
I suppose you can't get much lower than this.
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>>557943125
damn op u dissapoint me, that wasnt me and also u didnt show lips
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>>557943125
you have cute tits. they're nice!
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>>557932654
btw how old? also put two fingers into anus
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>>557943437
forgot pic
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>>557943420
came for the tits stayed for the KEK
fucking faggot whiteknights everywhere
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>>557943604
18, clearly

>>557940109

what are you waiting to finger in asshole?
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piss your panties.
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>>557943125
>>557943125
>>557943125
Post belly dammit
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shave your head (sidecut iro or a bald)
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Feet and name ?
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>>557943604
who cares about the age, she has a nice body and I bet a cute face.
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>>557932654

Something large in your butt or gtfo.
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>>557941323
waiting...
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Write AIDS on tits with ketchup
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>>557943125
>>
Anonymous (ID: ptiPWA1F)
07/21/14(Mon)14:55:52 No.557943940
Feet and name ?
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>>557944095
Whatever
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I wanna see ur ads or u in ur pantys
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>>557944991
we don't see shit
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>>557944991
Mmmmmmm. You need dick
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>>557944991

Good girl.
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Face
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>>557945186
Best shot I got. And how the hell do you take a photo of your asshole?
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>>557944991
op i still demand your face cover your eyes with ketchup if u like idc just show it
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>>557945403
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: /nBae1Mh) 07/21/14(Mon)23:05:29 No.557945403 ?
>Face

THIS
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>>557945445
Feet ?
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>>557939785
wizard detected
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yes asshole and vag together
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>Rest whatever device you're using to take photos on a surface
>set up shot timer (everything has it)
>pose

not that difficult, girl.
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>>557932654

ausfag here OP, keep rockin it, you're just fine
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>>557934309
So you are an Australian?
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>>557945770
forgot quote. I'm a retard.
>>557945445
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We want to see your sexy face
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>>557938601
>>557940109
Most disturbing pictures I've ever seen on /b/.
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>>557945910

not many ausfags use the word ketsup
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>>557941564
Yeah, like retards for example.
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>>557945445
Take the camera between your legs and shoot it there. Then you'll get a nice pic of your arse!
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>>557945445
My request is for you to come ride my cock.
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Face or mouth and tits
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I'm loving those tits, I want to see them hanging with you leaning forward
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>>557946730
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Spread pussy wiiidddddeeee
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For once, OP isn't a faggot.
Well done.
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Or you in the mirror, selfie
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Also face
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>>557946964
you're really cute!!
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>>557947158
seriously though, my request is for you to hook up with me. A lot. Would do.
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>>557947158
Damn, you're pretty damn good looking. Surprised me OP
Where are you from?
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Damn op is hot
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>>557947158
finally op that took some time
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Holy shit you're hot take a selfie in the mirror
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>>557947158
Sit down, spread legs, put camera in between, take picture of vag
thx alot
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>>557947158
please show us full face you are very promisng cutie!
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>>557947158

you've got everything you need OP...
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>>557947327
Sorry but big chance that we don't even live in the same country.
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>>557934309
>>557935325
>>557936937
>>557938601
>>557940109
>>557943125
>>557946964
>>557947158
Needa step your game up.
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>>557947158
if your Chewbacca pussy didn't kill it for me already your face would have.
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finger ass
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>>557947562
Probably, lemme guess... Aussie?
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>>557947158
OP confirmed for cutie
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You know I'm jerking off to you now I love that body
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>>557947158
Bri is that you?
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>>557947704
Says the guy that lurks /b/
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>>557942358
fairly common name in northern europe you imbecile
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You look like a solid 7 maybe 8. Just shave that weedwacker and it will be fine...

God i hate these captchas.. takes years for me to spell the right words..
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>>557938601
I'd probably creampie it...
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>>557947961
Try doing it with one hand on your shaft
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>>557948114
you wouldn't be the only one.
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>>557936937
>so I used ketchup
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>>557948140
Wtf. I only wank 2 Fur comics
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>>557948416
Got to switch it up, fur comics on Tuesdays, hot femanons on Monday
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>>557947921
op, make a tinychat
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Get a body shot in the mirror I want to finish off
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Feet please
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>>557948642
You're totally right b/ro!
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>>557947921
op gone?
Send pic of ass + vag, with spread legs
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>>557947158
you are very pretty
>>557947562
where do you live?
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>>557948816
Can only use my phone, but we could use kik.
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>>557932654

I sense a new -chan in the making. Ketchup-chan perhaps.
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>>557947158
Beth?
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>>557938601

damn, thats a pussy i would love to knock up
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>>557949316
add me: hansmofo
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>>557949316
Hit me up: Doohdahday
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>>557932654

Dripping cunt from masturbation
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>>557949237
Scandinavia
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>>557949797
Norge, Sverige, Danmark eller Finland?
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>>557949797
NORGEEE?
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>>557949316
Add me shaq_911
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>>557949719
and fucking shave it
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>>557943125
would fuck
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>>557949910
>>557949917
Won't confirm for reasons
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>>557949797
oh dear, I'll be making a trip to Scandinavia in August. We could meet up ;)
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>>557940109
would stick dick into if clean but would require at least some trimming before face can get anywhere near this
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>>557950338
What reasons? Even if you say Norway, there are 3 million other citizens. Nobody will know you.
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>>557950459
acually we are 4 million citizens
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>>557950338
Om det är sverige så kommer jag lätt åka till dig å gosa ;^)
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>>557947158
where are you located OP?
you're really cute
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>>557950598
she's worth a million
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>>557950598
Oh well, basically the same. Denmark 6 million, Sweden 9 million. Nobody will ever find OP anyways.
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I think OP is gone :(
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>>557947910
Looks like her but I don't think so.
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>>557949357
You may call me Ketchup-Chan from now on.
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>>557951009
I probably won't leave until this 404's
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>>557951352
OP, kik? hansmofo 'ere
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>>557951352
Good. Keep posting pics then!
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>>557951352
more pussy pics?
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Sharpie in pooper?
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>>557951352
Whats your relationship with your father like?
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>>557950338
I'm from Denmark.
Nobody can use that info with anything.
Now tell yours.
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>>557951812
He's an apie guy that only fucked my mom because they had a common friend. Other then that he's pretty cool.
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>>557943292
wizard detected
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>>557938952
I would fuck you
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>>557951352
then please post another pic of you
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>>557952336

do you have any fetishes?
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Why is this shit thread still alive
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>>557944991
Very nice date/10
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>>557953078
>Waiting for OP
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>>557951942
DKFAG
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>>557952336
Can we get a closeup of your eye?
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>>557953012
Not really
>>557953078
Because I posted tits and ketchup
<--- old selfie
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>>557953471
this would be awesome
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>>557953690
what is the dating game like for aspies?
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>>557953690
ayy baby you're hawt
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>>557953471
Sure, why?
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>>55795465
Eye color adds to beauty IMO
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Why all the awesome girl s live so far away
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>>557954651
spread pussy for da boys
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Op you are a fine woman.
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You will make someone very happy someday (if not already).
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>>557954651
do you have/had a bf?
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>>557955504
As I said I'm a kissless virgin.
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>>557954651
Are you of asian origin?
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>>557955710
No
>>557955931
My mother was adopted from korea.
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>>557955923
Why??
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>>557954651
did I du gud anon and OPey?
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>>557956120
Where are your father from?
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stop bullshiting op spead pussy
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