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rise and shine
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>>557870827
timestamp and moar please. also nice neck! totally nibble worthy'!
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>>557870827
timestamp, but I love your pose
>pic related
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>>557871302
You're a special kind of faggot.
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>>557871302
dickhead
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Amazing tits
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ohh its rising alright OP. Not so much shining as it is glistening. Got any more?
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>>557870919
>also nice neck! totally nibble worthy'!
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>>557870827
Nice furniture.
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>>557872265
Uhm I don't get it, it's just an ugly fat bald guy making a weird face?
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>>557872382
is this your first day here?
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being 22/tall/skinny
i wanna slowly lay you back down slowly sliding my fingers up your stomach to you neck. then put my hand behind your neck on the crevice below ur hairline. Put my lips on ur neck but not really kissing it. Just breathing softly and subtly whispering how perfect you are. Slowy make my way up to behind your ear with my lips. Continue whispering. Slowly move my hand from your neck to your chest. slowly brush my fingertips down to you ever so wet pussy. (assuming your wet.) rub your clit till you want my hard throbbing cock in your mouth. lay back and watch you slowly make love to my cock with your mouth. and make you keep sucking till your pussy gets jealous. Then id assume the position of fucking you. kinda got lazy to keep typing a story...
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>>557873140
No. I just literally don't get a lot of the random response/facde memes. Duh. gosh.
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>>557872382
>2011+3
ah fuck it
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>>557873238
slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly
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>>557873238
oh just stop
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its 550am im tired and at a loss for synonyms :P
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>>557873238
>assuming you're wet

haahhhahahahahhaah holy fuck seriously loling right now what the actual fuck nigga you stopped the fantasy to allow for a caveat of whether or not she's wet. ITS YOUR FANTASY DUMBASS SHE'S AS WET AS THE AMAZON IF YOU WANT

this is class a beta shit right here folks. if you know nothing of being beta know that this guy stopped his train of though to qualify an assumption. fuck son you are retarded. all these pics after are more alpha than you. faggot.
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>>557874416
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557874552
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557873238
Fucking dumbass.
You want to please I women? Don't do all that stupid shit, you pathetic virgin fuckwit.
Pull off the shirt, leave the pants on, suck on her nipples. Both of them. Suck them for a little bit. Pull the pants and underwear off. Take your finger, place on clit, rip in oval shape slowly and gradually get faster. Tongue kiss her while doing this. Don't get slobbery you sick fuck, keep the outside of her mouth dry. After rubbing her clit for a while, go down slowly. Lick all the way down to her pussy. Lick the pussy. Don't bother with the lips, spread them with your fingers. Get at a good angle, and lick up and down with the tip of your tongue.
flick her clit with your tongue. Do this a few times until the clit is hard. If you did this right, her clit will be hard and every time you lick her legs will twitch slightly. Ask her to give you a blowjob. Always ask unless she likes to be told. While she is doing this, play with her nipples a bit. If you can reach her pussy, do the same thing with her clit that you were doing earlier. Stop after a while. Tell her to get on top. Lye down and then when she gets on top of you, put it in. Tell her to sit up and put her hands on your chest. Grab her nipples, lightly twisting them back and forth.
Thrust upwards quickly. The way she is sitting should be straight up on your lap while you lye down on your back, this will allow for natural depth inside her.
Thrust upwards quickly in succession for a while. Put her on her back and fuck her with your knees bent. Tell her to put her legs up. Put her legs on your shoulders and position yourself slightly more over her. Thrust quick and deep. Monitor her reactions to what you are doing. Rub her clit while doing this if possible.
Now you are ready to lose your virginity., Save that romantic shit for when you are masturbating alone and imagining what romantic sex would be like, you raging faggot.
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>>557874639
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557874654
Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.
Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.
A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.
So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.
This PSA brought to you by a concerned /b/rotha.
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>>557874810
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557873238
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>>557874919
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557875041
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557874862
>the vagina has a natural acidity that it maintains to keep infectious bacteria out
>the vagina is actually very clean
Have you ever actually seen a vagina in real life? Have you ever had sex.
The answer is no. Eventually you will end up with some landwhale who will demand expensive things in exchange for sex, and you will go down on her to taste her room temperature tunafish and mayo pussy, but you will never taste a clean pussy. You will never even see a vagina through the rolls of fat that will surely cover her entire body, obscuring all view of her disgusting yeast riddled pussy. You'll only be able to smell it's horrible smell, and barely get your tongue through before pulling back, throwing up into your own mouth, and then fucking her for 30 seconds before cumming inside a female of the same species for the first time in your life.
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>>557876269
>still more alpha than>>557873238
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>>557872382
>Uhm
>Duh
>Gosh

get out
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>>557874639
That's fucking Alpha as hell.
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>>557870827
Hi! Few things to start off with

1. Yes I added you because you're a female anon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen!
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>>557877148
this thread is so full of pasta
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>>557870827
I would be a happy man if I woke up to this every morning
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>>557877440
You wouldn't
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>>557876549
>still more alpha than>>557873238

>>557877148
>>557877148
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