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this weird dick warts really annoying me
what happens if i cut/rip it off?
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>>557744359
You should clean your fucking cock mate.
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it reminds me of the mountain in the movie "The Grinch"
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>>557744359
gross OP, wash your dick and hands more often you fucking troll
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>>557744359
you need to go to a dermatologist

also, your dick is disgusting. take a fucking shower and clean that shit once in a while
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wat. this is a wart tower on a dick.
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>>557744359
Dick Caviar is a delicacy, how dare you OP
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>>557744359
>uncutfags
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>>557744359
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>>557744359
Surprise! That's not a wart, that's an STD! Congrats OP on fucking dirty pussy/buttholes
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>>557744602
>>557744743
>>557744832
>>557744884
>>557745398
virgins detected
most guys who get laid on the reg have a few warts on their wang, it's no big deal
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Find out
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>>557745638
I don't want to know what kind of pussy you fuck to achieve that buddy.
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go see a doctor for the genitals, dunno what its called, they will remove it/them with nitroglycerine Don't cut the warts, you will bleed, it will sting and may become infected.
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>>557745638
Yeah most guys who get laid on a regular basis with nasty whores. That's an std son but this is bait so who the fuck cares
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>>557745638
>most guys who get laid on the reg have a few warts on their wang, it's no big deal
Having STDs is not the sign of a winner loser
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>>557745968
#rekt
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>>557744359

Pukeworthy.

Cut your dick off.
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>>557745968
this guy obviously fucks monster
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>>557745638
uh, Im 35, and have been regularly pulling pussy since I was 16, Ive never had a wart on my cock because I dont fuck fat filthy cows and have the homosex
if you have dick warts SOMETHING WENT WRONG
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>>557745638

Yes and no, if you have something like this on your cock, go see a doctor right now, if you have red dots, skin color dots on the glans or the penis it's no big deal but don't let it spread too much.

I'm a third year medecine student.
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>>557745968
>>557746065
>>557746080
>>557746174
>>557746194
>>557746274
30% have HPV, but only a very unlucky minority show symptoms.
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>>557744359

>tfw no caviar growing out of my glans
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>>557744359
post detailed pic of those bubbles, it's fascinating. But wash your dick first you pig
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>>557746495
30% of men*
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Just pull it off
It will bleed like fuck but just put pressure on it
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>>557744359
CLean your dick, cut it off and keep cleaing your dick aftewrwards you dirty fuck. It will bleed a bit but you will get rid of it.
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This is litteraly the most disgusting shit I've ever seen.
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Also, is that sand or grains of rice to the left of that coral reef growing out of your dick?
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>rip it off
LEL
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it's a skin tag dont cut it off go to the doctor to geit removed
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>>557744359

Ever considered bathing? Circumcision doesn't totally make personal hygiene irrelevant OP.
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>>557746080
Mah nigga...

When you live life in the fast lane, warts and herpes are just mere speedbumps...
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hmm imo looks like caviar..
but pink
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>>557744359
oh my god this is so utterly horrifying i need to see it at more angles.
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>>557745638
There is absolutely nothing normal about your cock tower
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>>557746495
oh good Im not in the bottom 30% tier and dont have to fuck hpv infested beasts, awesome
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enjoy your genital warts
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>>557745638
ROFL NO WE DONT. Whatever you tell yourself to help you sleep at night you std growing faggot. Fucking sick fuck
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>>557747285
I'm good
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>>557747285

This.

I got herpes. Only had one break out since I contracted it. Been fucking normally.
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>>557747389
seriously jesus christ i am in utter shock of how disgusting that tower of bubbles is.
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>>557746495
>>557746695
>[citation needed]

>>557744359
>[shower needed]
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>>557747735
same here I demand more pictures
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>>557747735
ur mom loves my bubbles
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>>557744359
Uncut penises, not even once.
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>>557747734
Gross, where do you live so I don't fuck any chicks from there
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>>557746381
>third year medecine student
>can't spell medicine

lol ok, I believe you.
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>>557745638
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>557745218
now i want icecream
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>>557744359
>>557745638
>>557746495
>>557746695
>>557747914
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>>557746937
Am a doctor op, can confirm this. Do it for a future of disease free sex.
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>>557747989

I'm your mom's landlord.
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>>557744359
Also, zoom in on ops cock, he has a shit load of warts on his dick
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That looks like HPV faggot. Why don't you get checked out?
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>>557748239
Rofl, nice try fag.
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>>557744359

>showing creep colony on glans
>clearly uncircumcised humanoid

just ignore it anon, you've evolved a g-spot nubbin
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>>557748546
i did, they gave me some bullshit cream which gets rid of them but when i stop applying them they come back
the way i see it is if i let them grow some more i might get another inch on my dick
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>>557744359
what the fuck grossest penis I have ever seen in my life
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>>557748208
Isn't it glorious how their ID slightly resembles vagisil?
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oh look--another thread of uncut dicks with weird stuff growing under their foreskins
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>>557744359
0/10 would not suck
do you ever clean your dick, OP?
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Looks like you rolled your dick around a movie theater floor.
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>>557748819
lol wtf, why did you have to reply to me?

but indeed, you're right.
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ok well since everyone has had their fun making fun of OP here is a link for all you other kids who are probably scared shitless

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
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>>557749112
>double negative
So you would suck
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what the fuck are these things?
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>>557748958
>under the foreskin
are you fucking blind?
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>>557749457
you tell me man
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>>557749457
see >>557749231
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>>557744359
>(ID: v4gJASli)

It's close to vagisil... use vagisil
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>>557749307
How is that a double negative?
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>>557748592

>Video related.

Its me and your parents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zujD2KQffRE
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>>557749231
i've seen those on the ridge before but never on the actual tip. nasty
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ready?
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>>557744359
>what happens if i cut/rip it off?
>Pain
>Blood
>A very sore dick for a week
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ready!
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enhance
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>>557749457
see
>>557749163
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>>557744359
Nice building
A good sniping position
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>>557750040
don't
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>>557750040
'hance
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>>557744359
i have a few but not int the head and not that big. for what i know don't rip it off, let it be or go to the dermatologyst
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>>557750040
shit, clean your fucking cock
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>>557744359
why is there cheese crumbs on your dick?
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>>557750332
enhaaaaance
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>>557749765
>0/10 would not suck
you definitely wouldn't NOT suck his penis
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>>557749457
Fordyce spots. Common on the shaft/scrotum, pretty rare on the glans. It's a "You got fucked by the genetic lottery!" thing, not an STD.
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>>557750445
welcome to smegma
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holy shit, well this killed my appetite

fucking disgusting OP, get your shit together
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>>557750613
that doesn't make any sense
I said WOULD NOT
not WOULDN'T NOT
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>>557744359
Your penis, is growing a micro penis.
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>>557750549
mmmm grapes
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>>557750549
mmbop
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>>557746381
>I'm a third year medecine student.
>medecine student.
>medecine

ok faggot
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>>557750775
I know what smegma is but mine isn't that yellow cheesy color it's white
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>>557750549
I'd suck this penis. (no homo)
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>>557745638
>they don't have disgusting wartses on their dick and they wash their dicks
>they must be virgins

oh boy....sometimes i wonder...
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>>557744359

In the uk we have an std cream called vagisil for ppl with itchy fannies.

Look at your ID op, it is fate
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fix'd
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>>557745638
if troll, genius
if not disgusting
you can use a rubber u moron
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>>557750549
a bit closer and you can see its alive
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>>557745638
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>>557751324
Much better!
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>>557748709

>Uncircumcised

You mean normal, kike slave.
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>>557750549
Almost ready for picking.
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>>557744359
Thats penile cancer you faggot. Go to a Hospital and they will biopsy it to see if its malignant or benign.

>pic related its advanced penile cancer.
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>>557748736
i like your logic
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>>557749457
Also, it seems like he doesn't clean his penis on a regular basis.... ew
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>>557750921
No, the degree to which you said you would not suck his dick is 0. Therefore, you will suck his dick
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>>557751078
go to the shop and look at mild vs mature cheddar. you will find your answer there
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>>557751754
I was rating the dick
then saying I wouldn't suck it
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>>557751319
mofo i cough up beer all over the keyboard, fuck you
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>>557746274
>and have the homosex
Either bait, or christian.
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>>557745638
10/10
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>>557751896
that makes sense, but still I think this shows the importance of commas
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You're starting to grow a second dick, leave it a lone. Soon you will have 2 glorious dicks and will be a master twat wrecker. Congratulations you lucky bastard.
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VAJASIL
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>>557748736
>>557748736
go to clinic and demand co2 laser treatment. might take a few times (as they might return, though in weaker form)

I've had my dick blasted by lasers numerous times, once down the pisshole, recommended!
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>>557751029
you just ruined that kind of sushi roll for me for the rest of my life
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>>557749751
Does this shit work for guys? me and my girlfriend got thrush 2 months ago but we've been putting it off to get cream.. and now like half the tip of my dicks skin just literally came off (just a layer of skin/cells) and you can see the uneven skin tone of where it started peeling. Happened after 2 hours of fucking, i noticed it halfway through but said fuck it and kept going. Anyways occasionally one of us will have swelling/pain from fucking so we can't throughly enjoy sex as much.

Or should we stop being pussys and go to the doctors.. btw we're 18 so it's kinda nerve racking
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since you are all here, does this freckle look "irregular"?
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>>557751556
>fries are done!
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>>557752762
It's on my balls
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>>557753040
pls halp
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>>557751060
Maybe he's french... in french we say medicine
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>>557753040
I'd be more worried about that orange patch on the right
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>>557753443
Thumb shadow.
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>>557753324
it's a freckle you fucking pussy
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>>557753635
I can see that, I just want to know if it looks like it could fuck me up
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>>557753363
>medicine
What. I think you meant médecine
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>>557753843
Yes but I am lazy with accents.
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>>557753635
do you not have obaba insurance?

if you were in 'MURICA son, you would hav the finest healthcare plan in this country!

you would also have amazing dreams filled with fat and carbs

why have ye not gone to the doctor?
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>>557749462
>are you fucking blind?
nope, I can read. can you?
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>>557751591
>Thats penile cancer you faggot.
could be.... it usually starts growing under your foreskin (if you have a foreskin, of course)

3x the risk of cancer, they say.... sounds horrifying. (and dick cheese too)
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>>557746129
seconded #rekt
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>>557744359
Just remove the whole thing. Penis ownership isn't for everyone and that penis isn't going to do anything good for anyone.
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>>557751442
kek
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Hitler did everything wrong
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>>557755920
So gassing the jews was right..
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>>557753834
No, unless it came out of nowhere
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>>557755920
i'm so confused right now
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>>557745638
>Most guys who get laid on the reg have a few warts on their wang, it's no big deal

OP is obviously a summery retard troll.
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>>557755743
>>557755920
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>>557756853
It came last week and it has been fascinatingly scary.
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/b/doctors please tell what the fuck is this ting on the tip , im sure is not a STDs but i can´t find the name
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>>557758508
>penisbehindballsitis
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>>557758508
You have nigger aids.

captcha: dastid flowfield
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>>557758508
>inb4 cancer
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>>557758508
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR
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>>557745638
Fucking lol'd

10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
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>>557750549
Wait... I can see the reflection of OP's face on that wart... ENHANCE 75% on top top bulb PLX
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>>557751324
THANKS based Cock-Doctor, you washed OP's dick for him.
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>>557752646
she cheated on you, idiot, people can't just develop thrush randomly
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>>557752646
2 hours of fucking and didnt cum?
are you gay or what?
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>>557744359
>>557747639
>>557749457
>>557751591
>>557752762
>>557753040
>>557758508

Now I know how it would feel to be a doctor in the military... inspecting cocks and treating STDs 24/7
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>>557745638

OP I can assure you that what is on your dick should not be there.
Also, clean your fucking dick.
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>>557758508
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it might grow back if you cut it off, but it won't cause real damage except a small scar if you take a sterilized razor and remove it cleanly
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>>557744359
>>557744359

Being uncut is nice but not if your going to be an unkempt faggot and muck up the thing. Clean your dick bro.

Also don't mess with the wart either use floss to tie it off and cut the blood to and and then cut it off or freeze it off. If you touch it to much you could spread it.
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>>557758720
>wear condom
>never be whit a whore
i don´t tink is aids
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