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/b/, can someone please explain to me what the fuck 'otherkin' is, or what the fuck a trisexual is?

Or just what the fuck this is?
http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/
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>>557696880
people who don't realize you don't need a word for every fucking change in sexuality

they want a list of definitions to point at some name and say "that's who i am, now, respect me!" because that's what society is kind of doing this days, protecting faggots who delusionally place themselves in the social victim place just because they are fat, boring or didn't try to look for another group of friends.
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Bump for answers.
Someone out there has to be able to speak in the tongue of these people?
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>>557697196
It's confusing as fuck - this delusional bitch says she's a trigender, demisexual squirrelkin. She thinks she is a squirrel and only eats nuts.


...I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>Pic unrelated
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>>557696880
Jesus I have no idea
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>>557696880
"Otherkin" is someone who believes that they are something other than human in a human body. i.e. they're delusional.

I have no fucking clue what trigender, demisexual, or headmates is.
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>>557697202

this
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>>557696880
So upon actually trying to read this shit, this is her simple bio for anyone who can't be arsed with copypasting this link.

"vivre l'écureuil

my name is kaikura. i'm 19. trigender. demisexual. squirrelkin. headmates. vegan. feminist. ptsd. anxiety. depression. body positive."

She is PTSD, Anxiety and Depression?
Also, how can she be body positive is she thinks she is a fucking squirrel.

Also, the fuck is headmates?

The fuck is this?
The fuck is that?

Also, I swear that french is fucked up and says "living the squirrel".
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>>557698027
So they're extreme furries?
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>>557697196

If only we could get those crazy guys who shoot up schools to do something positive like shoot these people instead.
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>>557696880
kek
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>>557698424
I guess maybe? I don't know anything about it other than what it means.

I suspect most of them don't believe it for a minute, they just pretend because it gets them attention.
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>>557698770
why? to give them a real reason to bitch? let them be ridiculed by their lack of social rejection
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Wow, this gives me back my pride of humanity once again. What a brave girl!
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>>557698909
I tried reading her shit - she wears a squirrel tail and plays sonic the hedgehog and has confirmed she would bone tails.

Defo furry assburger maybe?
Her posts about her mum are hilarious - her mum deserves an award.

Oh and she is against abortion even if it is rape, yet is a feminist.

This bitch is a walking contradiction.
Oh and I did a google search, turns out trigender is essentially, whatever the fuck you feel like on the day, and that demisemilemisexual shit is, from extensive translating, you don't feel sexual attraction unless you love them.

This can't be real can it?

Please tell me this isn't real.
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>>557699032
No
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I hate her so much
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>>557699032
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She's just an idiot. Trisexual and demisexual contradict each other.
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>>557699513
Sorry, I meant "what a brave trigender, demisexual, squirrelkin". I hope I didn't offend you to much by calling her girl, its just I have been to brainwashed by the cis-propaganda of the culture of today.
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>>557699632
Oh that's only scraping the surface of this trog.
She is a very unnervingly cringeworthy drooling gusset.

It's interesting that this tumblr was only made this month though. Troll maybe?
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>>557699025

They'd bitch regardless. People all over would be writing volumes about their PTSD caused by the massacre despite the fact they were thousands of miles away from when and where it happened.
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>>557699714
They do? Okay so attention seeking then?
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>>557699919
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'A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone.'

I'm so deep i can't fuck if i don't love
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why not just say you identify as the (insert religion here)'s God. they will complain and you say but it is what I am blah blah blah sexuality blah blah feminism hash tag
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So, I have a few points here.

First off, I do think legitimate, biological transgendered people do exist, but they're very rare. Most "transgendered" people are just attention whores or dudes who like "girly" things and thinks that means they're women in men's bodies.

Can we just cut all this genderfluidity bullshit and just say it's ok for men to like girly things and women to like manly things? You can be a normal, heterosexual man who happens to enjoy baking. It's ok. You don't need to go join some special community. Is normal.

Otherkin.

Fuck otherkin.

It's bullshit and I'll tell you why. Because these people claim it's not a choice and it's the way they were born, yet supposed otherkin always seem to be cool animals. Wolves or cats or raccoons or foxes or some shit. Something cute and cuddly. They're never shitty animals. If it's not a choice, the. Why have I never seen a dude who claims to be a fruit fly or a dung beetle or some shit?
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>>557700628
This.
Fucking this. Have you seen this shit? One person thinks she is a fucking starship.

A starship.
A fucking starship.

My mind is burning with the force of a thousand furious suns as to how that is possible.
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>>557699919
Well you did and it's all ogre now
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>>557701031
http://otherkincommunity.net/topic5402
forgot to link.
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>>557701150
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>>557701031
So people understand that you can't be biologically another thing trapped in a human body if that other thing DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST, right?

You are not an elf or a demon or a pixie or a goddamn starship. Those things are not real. You cannot be something that is not real, you fucking retard.

Fuck otherkin.
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>>557702207
this thread is the precise reason FYIAD came into being
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>>557702207
This
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>>557698027
I think headmate is when they think someone else lives in their head (im being serious)
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>>557702207
Man, people can't help that they're absolutely fucking insane
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>>557702456
...That's actually a thing? I thought that shit was a pisstake?
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>>557702693
So she's also schizophrenic/MPD?

That would explain a lot.
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>>557702885
It's one of those ideas that can be mocked just by being repeated, verbatim.

But I'm pretty sure it was said in earnest the first time.
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>>557702207
Ok, i agree but: demons, elfs, pixies, starship, they do exist, they are not a physical thing, but they are archetypes present in all types of human literature, they exist like a distorted vision of ourselves which we use to learn things.

Elves are any hippie's wet dream, starships are the ultimate exploration toy, they comprise the whole of modernity's mind set
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>>557703086
fuck this, man.
the fuck is going on with the world? the fuck is all this shit and where the fuck did all this shit come from in the first place? What caused society to produce this shit?

Anyone want to start up an anthropological study in 'the fuck is this and the fuck is that?'
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>>557702693
Demisexual is someone that only experiences sexual attraction if they have a strong emotional connection with that person. It sounds like a fairly normal thing untill you remember these same people are celebrity fangirls and so logically must have deep emotional connections with people they will never meet or even acknowledge they exist.

Anyone that defines their sexual identity beyond their actual sex and one of interesting in men, women or both should be sterilised along with their siblings.
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>>557702852
Sure they can. I had a buddy who became a brony and went all gender fluid tumblr faggot, and would always complain to me that girls won't date him. I told him he was being a creepy faggot and to knock that shit off. He did. He has a girlfriend now.

It's not really that hard.
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>>557703318
But they don't exist, they are purely fictional.
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>>557696880
This shit is the very definition of first world problems. People who don't even have enough fucking self awareness or confidence to say I am me and accept that shit. They need to try to invent a fucking class of people to feel special but not fucked up. Ever other word that comes out of these fucker's mouths is some form of spoiled euphemistic, self help book, pseudo intellectual/psychological nonsense. The defining characteristic of these assholes is weakness. Weak personalities, weak egos, and a herd mentality that wants special treatment cause "normals don't understand, they want to hold us down".
As soon as I hear someone use Cis to modify any word other than isomer, protein, or residue, I write them off as the worthless hipster kin that is eating away the fabric of our society.
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>>557703318
I understand that, but otherkin claim to literally BE those things. You can't literally be an abstract archetype.

You can feel like you embody the spirit of exploration and really enjoy travelling and exploring. I have a buddy who has the biggest case of wanderlust I have ever met. He has been to damn near every country, he hasn't lived anywhere for more than a year since he graduated high school. He does this because he loves to explore and see what there is to see. He does not claim to be a ducking Spanish Galleon or some shit.
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>>557696880
what the fuck.
People on tumblr are even more twisted than here..
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>>557703897
hah, hipsterkin... I see what you did there.
I see it.

But no, you're right - and you've in part answered my question >>557703510 as well.

>>557703973
>>557703810
also, this, fucking this. Though it would be cool if he were a spanish galleon.

"Limpie mi cubierta, anon, no, no mi polla, mi terraza. Oooooh mi eso es bueno, es bueno! ES BUENO! Oh no, me parece que han abierto una gotera ..."
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>>557704587
debatable. They're a different kind of twisted.

We know we're twisted, and we know we're fucked up.
They just try and validate it by coming up with words for their own brand of fucked up.
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That one post.
This one fucking post.
Anonymous asked:

what about tribal communities that hunt and need to food to survive? Or cattle is their main form of currency and food? Do you not respect them for not being vegan?
vivre l'écureuil Answer:

no i don’t

they could use stones like zimbabwe for currency and they could eat fuckin plants

it’s the 21st century and they’re still using cattle? sorry there’s probably something inherently wrong with them if they’re doing that


I've never seen anything so mentally unsound. Along with being an autistic real life role-playing furfag. she doesn't know how to read. Overweight, too.
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>>557705731
She's most likely a troll, look up Poe's law.
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>>557705967
But there is a chance that she isn't. Tumblr is a horrible place, dude.
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>>557705731
Fucking cringeworthy.

>>557705967
Poe's law is a useful adage to use, and it does hold valid comparison, but in this instance - knowing the kind of place that Tumblr is, and the specific type of person it attracts, I doubt troll, though the fact this account has only been live for a month does strike me as odd. Maybe she has multiple accounts?
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>>557698027
Demisexual is, I shit you not, someone who is sexually attracted to those they have strong romantic feelings towards. Quite possibly one of the dumbest sexuality labels out there.
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>>557698262
Trigender: The person's gender may shift from one to another depending on mood or situation (much like the clown anemone fish)
Demisexual: a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone (pretty much a pointless fucking word)
Squirrelkin: Much like a transexual, she believes she is a squirrel in a human body or identifies more with squirrels than humans (the squirrels may or may not reciprocate these feelings)
Headmates: Other people living in her head (each presumably with their own small novel of labels)
Vegan: Does not consume any products created from animals (which is impossible in today's society, so if she has a computer she is not a vegan)
Feminist: A cow (explains the veganism)
PTSD: someone said something mean to her online once and she squealed in excitement, adding this to her list of labels.
Anxiety: She needed something to put on her list of labels
Depression: Maybe this one is actually true, but probably not
Body positive: "explores taking up occupancy inside your own skin, rather than living above the chin until you're thin." wat
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>>557700528
Hilariously enough, one tumblrtard thinks she has Jesus as a headmate.
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>>557707356
Thank you, for this easy to read and actually understandable translation.
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>>557707612
please say you still have a link or whatever?
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>>557703064
she could mean tulpas that she created herself but it could also be schizophrenic. there are more mental disorders that could give rise to 'headmates' than just schizophrenic though.
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>vivre l'écureuil
french for 'live the squirrel'
>my name is kaikura.
>i'm 19.
>trigender.
identifies with three genders. many people believe that there are genders beyond male and female. most people just identify as one gender, and most people just identify as either male or female. she, i suppose, does not.
>demisexual.
only feels sexual attraction to people once she's had a strong relationship with them outside of sex.
>squirrelkin.
identifies as a species or being other than human, though she lives in a human body.
>headmates.
other spirits or beings whom she believes exist in her body. like alters for people with multiple personalities. these beings can take many forms, some that aren't human. i saw one girl who said she had a headmate who was a tree. these headmates can talk to her and control her body.
>vegan.
>feminist.
>ptsd.
post traumatic stress disorder. its like when you experience something really nasty and it psychologically affects you so deeply that thinking about it is painful and dangerous. often happens to rape victims and soldiers.
>anxiety.
>depression.
>body positive.
has a lot of positive feelings about people's bodies. thinks everyone should be happy with his body, fat or skinny or small or tall or whatever.

hope i helped.
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>>557707356
Holy shit she's a crazy.
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>>557702207
Truer words have not been said.
I mean, I'm not really one to judge in an upstanding position. I jerk off to dragons boning. Got bored of regular porn I guess.
But at least I'm not so fucking delusional that I have to convince every person I meet that I'm a fucking starship.
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>>557696880
Im reading that squirrel bitches tumblr and honestly if i was her parent id tell her to shut the fuck up, slap her and kick her out for being such an ungrateful brat whos leeching off her parents
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>>557709246
Fucking this. Minus the dragon boning - whatever floats your boat pal.

But still - yes.

Do we have any lurking art fags who are able to draw a 'Fuck you I'm a starship' or something just as fucking ridiculous from this persons short bio on how she is a starship? (link is here http://otherkincommunity.net/topic5402)

But yeah... Why the fuck a squirrel? Doesn't she know that there are such things as omnivorous squirrels?
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pic related, it's essentially her.
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>>557699714
Not necessarily. One has something to do with your sexual identity, the other is what you are attracted to.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8ADuqrGx8
This video covers headmates, and how fucking insane / dangerous they really are.
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>>557710634
the fuck did I just watch?
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>>557711164
edit* I got about 3 minutes in and I genuinely don't know if I can continue.
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>>557711164
You haven`t even gotten halfway through, dude. It gets better.
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>>557711539
Better as in worse. You should see both of his series, tumblr is so fucking cringe worthy.
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>>557710019
holy shit that starship one had me in fucking kinks, best laugh I've had all day
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Holy shit..
if ur a squirrel then why do u type in English? smh wannabe undedicated otherkin like u are what makes other squirrelkin look like shit


vivre l'écureuil Answer:

i already addressed this question earlier; i type in english because i was reared and raised as a human girl. if my parents had been squirrels
>(as they were supposed to be),
i would speak in squirreltalk
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>>557712064
I guess you could say that one day she wants to be...


...A Mothership.
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>Reading through her shitty faggot tumblr
>Seems she's an uppity brat that hates anybody who isn't vegan
>Her mother bought some eggs, she took a hissy fit
>"i don’t care if they’re not fertilized, they still had the potential to be a new baby chicken."
>mfw I read

I mean, I've seen mongoloids, but this takes the term to a whole new level
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>>557712595
Why does this shit make me legitimately mad

Jimmies status:
[ ] Not rustled
[ ] Rustled
[ ] Maximum Over-rustled
[X] Only the dead may know peace from this rustling
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>>557712595
>I would speak in squirreltalk
>speak in squirreltalk.
>squirreltalk

I Shiggy diggy.
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>>557712930
I`m sober, so rustling is kept to a minimum.
>>557712986
Why does everyone on tumblr say "y`all"?
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>>557713432
Because they probably think its cute.
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Anonymous asked:

Technically your mum isn't murdering animals since they're already murdered. But come on you're a squirrel go live in a tree or something.


vivre l'écureuil Answer:

technically she’s giving money to the companies that murder the animals, thereby giving them the resources they need to expand and murder even more animals. so.

i’ve tried living in a tree but my mom wouldn’t let me.

That`s some top kek

Anonymous asked:

But not everyone can be vegan like you. If your mother doesn't have a say in what YOU eat, you don't have a say in what she eats in HER own goddamned house. When you're paying bills in your own place you can have a say in what foods are eaten there.


vivre l'écureuil Answer:

yes, they can. it’s literally as easy as not eating certain foods. it’s her house just as much as it is my house; that’s why i live there.

And this bitch doesn`t know the meaning of ownership.
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>>557713432
It's only 3pm, I'm sober too. This is just... rustling.
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>>557713973
kek
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>>557714052
Jesus, it gets worse the farther I scroll...

Have some lulz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TdUieDIXe0
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>>557714613
Aye, but it's okay - it's only a months worth of shit - but still, I think I'm going to start asking her questions via her 'ask me anything' and troll the living shit out of her for replies.
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>>557715286
Do it faggot, make sure to dismiss the squirrel thing in the harshest way possible, it's a surefire way to actually get a reaction out of her. Insult her ptsd, openly state that you don't care about her anxiety, etc
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>>557715286
LMFAO She has "animal cruelty PTSD" What the hell does that even mean? Was she tied down, eyes pried open, and forced to watch animals viciously slaughtered repeatedly?

I highly doubt that.

>>557715563
Talking shit about her veganism seems to get the biggest reactions.
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>>557715286
aren't we all
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>>557715563
sent her some questions - it's now up to her as to whether she answers them and posts them up or not.
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>>557715924
>animal cruelty PTSD
If I can see things like shovel dog, that cat decapitating itself in the shower, dude holding the dog's severed head etc and feel nothing, she doesn't have PTSD from watching a documentary.
>>557715987
What'd you ask?
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>>557715924
>humans are driving animals into extinction
>she is a human
she should do the animals a favor and kill herself
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>>557715924
See what we should really do is try and find out where this squirrel burial is:

"Where do you obtain things to express your identity?
Usually I just go outside and pick up things that seem squirrel-related. Sometimes when I go running at the park I’ll find acorns. One time I actually found a dead squirrel… It was so sad and since I identify so strongly with squirrels, I made a burial for her and I made my friends attend her funeral. I cried a lot that day. But now she has a dedicated mound for her at my park and I still go and set acorns at her grave sometimes." and defile it in some way or put something there.

That's if, of course, it even exists.

Do you reckon her form of gore is roadkill?
What does she think about the red on grey squirrel racism and violence? http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2012/sep/05/red-grey-squirrels-cornwall
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>>557710019
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>>557716603
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Someone shod spam her with animal cruelty.
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>>557716346
No no. She`s a squirrel, /b/ro
>>557716603
Animal gore is definitely going to be her worse nightmare. Squirrels if possible. But shit like Zippo cat/dog, and shovel dog would work.
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>>557716336
I asked her about what drugs she's taking.
I asked her if she realizes that squirrels are just bushy rodents.
I also asked what she thought about the red on grey squirrel racism.
Oh and I said that she isn't a squirrel just a delusional, deeply unfortunate piss gusset that is trying to be a special snowflake because no one caters or enables her piss-poor fantasies about being better than anyone, and the fact she is trying to be so many things is just proof of the fact that she is a weak minded, shit eating, cumstain on the pant of society.

Oh and I asked her what she thought about her food being my foods food.
Oh and then I also asked how badly was she dropped on the head to have this view and if brains were gasoline, how far does she/he/it/them/they reckon they could fuel a piss-ants go-kart around a cheerio?
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>>557701031
Welcome to the world of Peter F. Hamilton and The Night's Dawn Trilogy
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>>557716745
fucking BEAUTIFUL.
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>>557699032
I sincerely hope you're joking.
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>>557717374
Off to a great start. I'm logging in to my own tumblr now.

Post pics of animal gore (squirrel if you got it) so I can show her
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>>557700004
Yeah, this is a troll.

Like "sassyfuckingsprinkles" here.
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>>557707356
saved for future reference, thanks anon.
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>>557717374
Brilliant.
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>>557717767
don't have tumblr and aint starting one so if someone could post what I dump please, starting with this one
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>>557699032
b8
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>>557718214
you can ask questions anonymously
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>>557718447
what
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>>557718447
But you can't include links in asks, nor images
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>>557718447
I know nothing about that faggot filled shit site
how do I do this
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>>557718780
lol nevermind then. anyone feel free to post what I am dumping
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>>557718856
go on her page, click the menu button in the top left hand orner, and click the link that says, "ask me stuff =]"

trust me, that's as far as my knowledge of that cancerous site goes
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Gr8 thread. I lol'd so many times.
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Okay, so I've posted a bunch of questions - time to see if they get any answers.
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>>557719520
What`s with all the thumbnails, dude?
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>>557719146
cheers, anon - I thought you guys would appreciate this fucktastic shit.
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Sent her about 5 asks so far

1. talking about her mom having the right to cook whatever she wants in her house etc
2. hahaha do u actually think ur a squirrel lol
3. making fun of her self-diagnoses of mental disorders
4. told her I'm 19 and living on my own so there's no reason she can't be as well
5. told her I want to have dinner with her, I make a mean squirrel stew

How to post images so that she'll see them?
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One question... What is up with her face? Do you reckon she intentionally puffed up her cheeks to look like a squirrel in her picture?
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>>557699447
I seriously wonder if these people aren't just another brand of troll. it's probably just some extreme attention seeking needy motherfuckers.
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>>557712595
I agree with this. As someone who realized they were a squirrelkin over 10 years ago this tumblr is a blight on our community.
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>>557697196

check your gender privilege cis scum, just because I'm a giraffe born in a human body doesn't mean I don't deserve my own pronoun, you don't know how hard it is every day having people call me "sir" or "guy" I'm a fucking giraffe
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>>557719635
my bad fixing now
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Someone should send that girl some skinned squirrel. And a lot of other bad things.
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>>557719784
you'll just have to add those images to her posts or in her hashtags probably. Maybe squirrel roadkill in the squirrel tag?
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>>557720298
your new pronouns are "fag","faggot", and "fagself"
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>>557720151
So what exactly DO squirrelkin do then? If you are a squirrelkin, what are your exact thoughts on this attentionseeker?
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>>557720490
Not gay at all, I'm only a virgin because I haven't found my giraffe princess yet, it's so hard being otherkin
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>>557720490
this
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>believes she is a squirrel
>doesn't live in a tree
>does
n't say screw you mom and leave the house to live in a tree while hopefully getting run over by a car in the process
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>>557720869
don't have to be gay to be a faggot, faggot.
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>>557720869
When you see other male giraffekin around, do you fight by swinging your heads and necks at each other like downies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIquHbS3wHg
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>>557720985
top kek
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>>557721126
>This fucking video.
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>>557721126

you wouldn't be laughing if me or one of my kin did that to you
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>>557721474
Now just imagine these 'giraffekin' (if they exist) doing this.
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>She knows little enough about squirrels to think that they only eat nuts.

Nigga these cunts raid bird nests and eat them all.
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>>557721905
I would, I really would - I genuinely would be laughing so hard out of the sheer autism of it.

Oh god please tell me you wear fake horns and swing your necks at each other.
Have you ever suffered from severe whiplash from doing this?
Do you know of any other of your 'kin' suffering from neck or spinal injuries?
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>>557722243
and they are known to kill deer.
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/killer-squirrel-has-worlds-bushiest-tail
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>>557720298
>>557720490
>>557720869
>>557721052
>>557721126
>>557721905
>>557721905
>>557722264


trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls, trollception
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>>557703318
Literally defective
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>>557722009
That`s why it was so damn funny. Plus
>Downies

>>557722243
Didn`t know that, here, have a drunk squirrel video.

>>557722264
>Deerkin
>Goatkin
Oh fuck, the possibilities.
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>>557722645
Forgot the video link..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95q_xmo769M
>Am tard ard
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>>557722645
Do you reckon pokemon have their own kin?

Other than that, why the fuck is otherkin a thing?! Did they watch too much fern gulley as a kid?
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>>557722645
Analkin.

I for one, embody the anal sphincters.
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>>557723005
According the the squirrel girl. She always felt a strong connection with squirrels, but didn`t realize she was a squirrel until she found Tumblr, and found out it was a "thing"

>>557723053
Kek
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>>557698262
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8ADuqrGx8
Headmates is tumblr fags pretending to have schizophrenia
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>>557696880

The best you can get out of this is a fellow /b/ trolling, posting screenshots of this thread with his own tumblr troll account with crappy tags and shitty tumblr squirrel gore telling people ..

trolled
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>>557723238
So, instead of just having a favourite animal, like most do - she decided to take it one step further, thanks to the enabling power of tumblr... And actually decide she is a squirrel.

Wow.

So wait, she is a feminist as well? She is a squirrel fighting for "human rights".

I am so confused.
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>>557703581
That's like saying autism is a choice. Not the dumbest thing I've ever read today, but it's very close.

> 2014
> not realizing that not everyone is the same
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>be me
>be human
>be attention whore
>google 'how to get attention'
>self diagnoses self on tumblr with:
>CRIPPLING PTSD
>UNFATHOMABLE ANXIETY
>AND I'M A SKWELWEL
>NOTICE ME INTERNETS
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>>557723575
I wasn't hoping for anything from this thread other than to find out what the shit this shit is.
I've learnt to never hope anything from /b/. Ever.

But this thread seems to have evolved into some top kek.
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>>557723618
And demi sexual, and trisexual. And she has headmates, and every other tumblr thing.
>>557723742
>This fucking thread.

I am amused.
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>>557723980
Aye, the only thing this thread is missing, is white knights.

I'm impressed.
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>>557723871

Purpose of these troll blogs usually is to post outrageous stuff .. have their inbox spammed with responses and post them for the lulz
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>>557724169
Lol, my bombs started. have a handfull of them with half hour intervals.

Fucking taxidermy and cooking gore doujins.
#feminism #i need feminism #sjw #trans #headmates
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>>557722540

jesus fucking christ fuck this board, can't be a giraffe on lgbt, and get called a troll for identifying as one here, seriously, fuck this
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>>557707041
That is the most unnecessary labels I have ever heard
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Does she have friends ? (Squirrels don't count)
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>>557724417
schools dedicated to cosmetics? Cosmetics being infamous for animal testing?

She's retarded right?
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Fucking archiving this for future lulz
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>>557724471
Hm.. searching feminism. Nothing`s being posted.. Thought it was supposed to happen at 3PM eastern time.. Shit I can`t even find any of my stuff.
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>>557725151
Well shit I never realised this thread would get so much attention.
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>>557724497
>Can`t be a giraffe on /lgbt/
>Get called a troll here.
My sides.
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