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Sup /b/oners, So I had the good fortune of banging a Hooters

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/oners,

So I had the good fortune of banging a Hooters waitress Friday night. I also left my laptop on my desk with photo booth running without her knowing, so now I have a porno with a Hooters waitress. Playing Old School

>Runescape

And working on a .webm for my personal profit. Figured I would share the love, so come in and hang out /b/oys.

>tl;dr, I recorded myself having sex with a Hooters waitress without her knowing
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bump for general interest
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Will dump my favorite screenshots in the interim.
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What's the best method to make a .webm here? I cut the file size down from 6.5 hours to about 35 minutes thus far...
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Anyone lurking so far?
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>>557686275
lurking

Upload it somewhere that supports large files and then link us OP
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>>557685863
you could upload the whole thing to some file sharer then report back. these images are proof you're not bullshitting
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>>557686420
>>557686448

I don't really want my face anywhere. I'm going to cut it up in iMovie then try to render it as a .webm
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>>557686756
Upload then edit?
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>>557686756
honestly no one cares, if you make an effort to hide your face in the first place it only draws attention to you. if people download the file they're preoccupied with the dicks in their hands.
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>>557686943
this is true, better to leave it OP
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nice one bro.

you gonna fuck again?
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ass pics or gtfo
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>>557687156
No shit - it's not you we want to see - its her getting fucked. You just exist in that as our proxy.
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>>557685448
IGN?
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>>557687190
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>>557685448
Fucking copy paste job fuckface

kill yourself.
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>>557686943
It's just the fact that my face is there. Maybe I'll just edit the video down to no face/parts I like, then share that on a website for you guys.

>>557687190
I think so, so far so good. Idk though man, she's really stupid
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We care more about the tits and sex than your face.
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>>557685448
>>557685645
>>557685863
>>557686275
>>557686460
>>557686756

I can fap to this. Any moar?
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Let us know when you make that webm OP.
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>>557687629

No, i get off on the dudes face
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Yeah this thread is a repost from yesterday.
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>>557685448
i have got to say 10/10 OP
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>>557687575
Well if you say so, we're only trying to spare you to tedious work of editing it all out.
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>>557687571

I made this same thread yesterday "fuckface" don't be mean to a nice guy on /b/ trying to delivar
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>>557687778
top kek anon- i hope not
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>>557685448
you say hooters her tit arent even that big
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>>557685448
Congretz,
Apparently you had the best weekend of all /b/tards.
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Also seriously man, no one gives a fuck about your face. We just fap to her tits.

Did you take her from behind ? Thats what I like.
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Hurr I'm so retarded I copy pasted an entire thread and I'm pretending this is original.

Why do you do this cancer? What do you get out of it? You are truely a sad individual, kill yourself.
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Is this going to become our most popular pasta?

It's already the 2nd time I've seen it in 2 days.
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Much appreciated man, thanks.
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>>557687907
Big tits ? nice tits
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>>557685448
Just post it on a porn site. And post the link here
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>>557687870
Did you ever finish the webm?
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I saw this same thread yesterday
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>>557687870
Yeah same picture as yesterday, changed the 19 to a 20. Kill yourself.
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Story
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>>557688053
>implying hooters = nice tits
clearly not a fan of hooters wings
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>>557687979
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>557687789
Nice to see there are some guys back haha

>>557687950
no...
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>>557687979
see
>>557687870

>>557687994
That's because this is the second time I made a thread while trying to make a damn .webm for myself
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Some original lurker link to vid
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>>557685645
Dhat Heyssss


Just dont get caugh
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>>557685448
Looks like someone's getting some free beers
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>>557688053
He's saying how is she a hooters waitress with small tits. Its kind of a prerequisite to have huge knockers to work there
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>>557688235
What's your IGN you bastard
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>>557688325
Wrong, Even hooters would deny that claim, bl.
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You're doing God's work. Bless you.
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will op deliver the video though?
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>>557688235
Op thanks for sharing. Are you gonna upload this i wanna fap.
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>>557688325
I've seen plenty of sub-par girls at hooters, little tits, no ass....
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>>557688235
if you havent't fucking made it whats the point of making another thread?
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hurry up and vid post I need to go to the gym but this threads gonna be fucking 404'd when I get back.
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>>557688325

Not at all. You just have to be cute. Or even presentable. It all depends on the store and what they have to work with. Plenty of Hooters girl have small tits.
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yesterday we had an interesting discussion about oral sex. Turns out most of /b/ tards can't get decent head from their grils (if anyone isn't a virgin on here, that is)
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>>557688384
What's an IGN?

This is her. sorry for the ants picture
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Even if this is the same OP posting the same thread from yesterday you are cancer. Stop being an attention seeking douche bag. Hurr I got some attention yesterday, I'm so sad I'll do the same thing today and fill my empty sense of self with congratulations from 14 year olds on /b/.
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>>557688658
In Game Name
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>>557688658
In game name.
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>>557685448
post oldschool stats
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bumping for vid
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>>557688235
Welp, this is still hot as hell. Cant wait for the webm.
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One last bump for webm/vid.
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>>557688770
vid will never be delivered, he just wants attention. He gets off on everyone begging for it.
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Fuck why webm upload the vid man
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mediafire.com
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what the fuck are you waiting for anon?
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>>557685448

bumping for vid. or at least some more grabs
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Post more images if not a webm OP.
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>>557688878
And I'm here to watch the show, weather attention seeker or delivering I don't really care.

Watching threads like this seeing how they turn out is a odd hobby of mine
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>>557688960
>mediafire
upload it as a webm
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OP just post vid online, we won't ddos your face or anything
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Good luck with those herpes, bro.
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>>557688878
Dude, shut up. You're just annoying. go play elsewhere.
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http://www.themarysue.com/youtube-face-blurring/

surely there's some software out there which does this?
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>>557685448
OP is based as fuck.
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OP is a fag. wont deliver webm -
> prove us wrong OP
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>>557688735
>>557688738

"Mclarene" - add me bros I'll be on later, doingn /b/'s work right now
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>>557689341
he just showed all the clips in his imovie.
are you a fucking retard or?
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>>557686943
I understand OP's concern, though. Take your time OP, my cock has patience.
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>>557689162
This. fuck the webm all we want is a good amateur fap
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>>557689517
yes
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>>557689341

Don't bother posting ever again
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OP is coppypasta. Was up here yesterday
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>>557689763
get a life anon..
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>>557685448
So what's the story? How'd this begin?
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>>557689763
>>557688235
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Take your time OP, I just grabbed a snack and will be patiently waiting.
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>>557689898
No bully pls
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>>557688235
nice, your video looks good fapping material.

please cut the parts inthe video in which you show your face and upload it, that will be the best solution.
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>>557685448
okay, so where's the fucking link
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>>557688235
we are lurking OP but you better be fast
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Also there is really no shame on posting the whole vid. You hooked up with a 10. Your tape will obviously earn you some credibility point with your bros.
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>>557689074
do something with your life you sad sack of shit, you ruin something that could be good. We have a relatively uncensored message board here with a ton of people, it could be amazing, but you people ruin it
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Update /b/ros almsot done cutting up the imovie, give me some places to post it.
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>>557690574
mediafire or rapidgator are good bets
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>>557690574
mediafire usually works fine
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>>557690574
post the webm here you retard
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>>557690574
OP does pushups
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>>557690574
wtf 1 hunter?
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>>557688220
>i've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways
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>>557690574
any vagshots in it?
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>>557690574
xhamster
never go wrong with x hamster
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>>557690505
>saying that while saging
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>>557688872
Stick around man!!!
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>>557690887

this is gonna be so sweet
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>>557685448
howd you do it?
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>>557690887
>>557685448
Dont want to sound like an autist op, but what workout routine do you do?
>inb4 /fit/
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AWWW YISSSS
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>>557690887
Fuck op 24 minutes. Go make another thread and link us im scared this will soon 404 before than.
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>>557690887
>24 minutes
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hey OP can you type up a short story about how you pulled that off?
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I think I know who you are :O
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>>557690887
I'm going to go get some food and work out.
There better be a movie when I get back OP.
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>>557690887
how tall are you op?
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>>557685448
the day Anon had sex. wtf
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>>557691156
No you don't
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Better watch your ass OP. What you did and are doing is HIGHLY illegal. Invasion of privacy. You're playing with fire. Just a fair warning.
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>>557691120
This
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>>557690887
Make a new thread, this one will 404 in 24 minutes. have "hooters" in it for convenience.
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>>557691213
Virgin
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>>557691156
whats his ign?
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>>557685448
Roger? Is that you lel
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>>557691120
This
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>>557691213
Its not piracy if he owns it
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Get yourself tested OP. Those Hooter girls aren't exactly prizes.
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THE DAY OP IS GOING TO DELIVER
ALWAYS REMEMBER 20/07/2014
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>>557691213

how's that autism going for you brah?
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>>557690887
that kiss.. beautiful mang. She has a nice body like you, look like you lift. (no homo)

How did you met her? How did you picked her up? Tell us your secrets bro.

Are you gonna fuck her again?
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>>557691213
Call the cops
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>>557691504
>Privacy
>Not privacy
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>>557691213
>"...is HIGHLY illegal."
>on a site known for Cheese Pizza...
Nigger, shut up and wait for Anon's first porno like the rest of us.
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>>557691549
hes right tho
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>>557691479
Note. Number. 1/3 asian. Hooters. He hot. She tipsy. They banged
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>>557691651
Exactly not privacy
PIRACY
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>>557691213
He's right OP. Which is why you're cutting your face out, right?
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>>557691059
Low rep for major lifts like squat, bench, deadlift, overhead press, and high rep for all smaller assistance lifts. I'm naturally really skinny though so I fight to keep weight up.

>>557691057
my buddies and I went to Hooties for beers, I left my phone number on our check, and by god she actually texted me
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>>557688658
0/10
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>>557691824
lol'd
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>>557690574
mega.co.nz, all the space you need, easy to share and control. beats all else.
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If she, or anyone that knows her, ever finds the video online, she will know exactly who you are and where you live. Lawsuits are not fun.
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>>557692006
thanks for the tip
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Fuck, you better make a new thread. Gonna cry if this thing 404s and we never see a new one.
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>>557692138

Let him do what he wants, you're not his fuckin mommy

Why would a little moralfag like you be posting here anyways, go fuckoff somewhere else my little knight in training
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>>557692138
Oh boy here come the whiteknights to ruin everybody's fun.

Look, if no one is a faggot and tries to dox her and tell her about it (like a typical whiteknight faggot), then we can all enjoy a good fap and forget we have the video in the sea of amateur porn that is out there.

Sound good?
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>>557691824
Yeah dude I don't wanna deal with that.

>>557691258
If worst comes to worst I will
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Negative Nancy's in here. You're waiting to watch the chick get fucked just like the rest of us.
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>>557691776
Read carefully

>>557691213
>Invasion of privacy
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Well, she's a real doll. I approve of your action OP.
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>>557692006
Thanks bro
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>>557692138
>trying to give advice
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>>557692461
Dat sex neck crane
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>>557692516
EXACTLY PIRACY
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Fuck you OP you said you were going to upload it yesterday and he thread 404´d
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>>557692138
are you cereal anon?
go play on the highway
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>>557692138
thats why we takes da vid rite now and destroy all traces
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>>557691156
don't scare me like that man you're going to make me cut all the scenes with my dick out
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>>557690887

Nice, kudos on the titpushup btw.
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Ha, OP is fucking retarded if he thinks he'll get away with this.

Enjoy prison cock in your ass, faggot.
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>>557692791
Faggot.
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>>557692817
JESUS HURRY THE FUCK UP WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG
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>>557692791

lulz
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>>557692791
What did you even tip them
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>>557692138

shut the fuck up you white knight. with that mentality your will never get laid

>faggots like your get dragged to bars and parties by your outgoing friends
>then stand in corner, later on the night a girl by herself drunkenly starts touching you and giving you the fuck me eyes
>"I dont want to disrespect her because she is intoxicated, may I inquire where your acquantances are so that I may return you?"

you know that girls dont really give a fuck that people know they like sex right? And the bitch works at hooters, dumb as a rock

OP keep posting, and good shit on that phone number thing haha

Not to show "menvy" but your tall and good looking, keep up the good work buddy!

What nationality is this chick? shes so....generic looking lol

and you better hope to god shes on a fucking birth control...
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>>557692138
Dude, we all know this, OP knows this, but no one comes to 4chan to hear this kinda crap. So GTFO.
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>>557692671
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>>557692817
Dont. You said you were pretty hung. This is 4chan so we want proofs.
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>>557693042
fedora hehehheheh
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>>557692791
Tip of what? In some states it's legal, although low, it's legal.
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>>557692791
>minecraft
Summertime is real.
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haha, no protection hahaha
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>>557692817
wait i'll call y to check first, or check r fb
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OP gave the hooters girl more than just a tip
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>>557693147
top kek
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>>557693086
pls go
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>>557693147

The mushroom tip.
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>>557693147
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>>557693224
FUCK YOU
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>>557692791
>minecraft
kid go and do your homework

You must be retarded if you think fbi is gonna do something about a fucking video on teh internet, guess what, internet is full of amateur porn. fbi has shit more important to do.
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>>557693147

I lol'd
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>>557693147
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WHERE IS IT?
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>>557686756
no one cares cunt, theres literally 500million other amateur pornos out there and not a single fuck was given about who was fucking the chick, everyone is just focused on the female getting her anus pounded
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>>557692791
Way to go! She knew that only you could save her!!!!

Tell me how the reward sex goes anon!
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>>557692943
>>557692138
>>557691213

This does worry me, a lot. I don't really want to do it, I think I'm going to cut up the video differently and shorter with literally no face. There are lots of scenes with the side of my face that I was going to let slide, but I don't want to anymore
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>>557693147
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>>557693597
OP you faggot
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this is why we can't have nice things

fucking whiteknights
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glad you're back OP, thought I had missed the outcome yesterday
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>>557693597
OP don't be a faggot whiteknight victim.
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>>557692138
>>557691213
samefaq is stronk OP, ignore away
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>>557693597
OP we love you, we just want the vid.
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>>557693715
I know what a god damn pussy... I do want to delivar for y'all
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>>557693597
NIGGA NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. WE JUST WANTS TO SEE THE SLUT GET FUCKED. IF YOU HADNT MADE SUCH A BIG FUCKING DEAL ABOUT YOUR FACE YOU WOULDNT BE IN THIS MESS.
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>>557693597
just fucking webm it
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>>557693597
See what u fucking did u fucking faggot fucking white knights you ruined something good. Now op is pussing out
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>>557693597

>being scared of white knights
>2012+3-1

My fucking sides
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>>557693147
Lel
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>>557693597
Dude this chick don't care, she works at hooters. She was hired for her tits. And we've been waiting for this video for an hour. FUCKIN DELIVER PLZ !!!!!!!
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>>557693597
Don't listen to them OP you must do this for the people
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>>557693597

Ignore those fagboats. The chance of her finding THAT video amongst other amateur videos is very unlikely.
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>>557693597
C'mon OP, no one will do anything; its just overprotective white knights being tards
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Yup, the whiteknight faggots ruin it again.

This is why none of you will get laid or can only pick up sloppy seconds.
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>>557693597

Wow, B is finally dead.
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>>557693884
I still don't know how to. I tried yesterday unsuccessfully
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>>557692791
I hope it was at least 20%.
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OP wasn't a faggot today.
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>>557693597
The FBI arent gonna give a shit about you fucking a waitress they got murderers and shit to deal with
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>>557693597
You already have a big problem, sorry man. I think you should leave 4chan and chill out because this is getting big. You banged her, be happy, she chose you, she rang u, but stop this bullshit exploiting her, respect her privacy. Or, no fuck it, just post webm, ASAP BITCH CRYBABY
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>>557690887
24 min has already passed. How's that video going you based anon?
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The internet is made up of porn. Your vid will be just a drop in the sea.
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>>557693846
>ZnB8bHII
open a new thread in case of 404
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>>557693597
Depending on the state, whose place is it? Is it urs? That's a bedroom so I assume yours? Well that's a tad iffy, you could say you always record your bedroom if it came to light, if it was in the living room not your fault u record ur home for break ins and didn't know it was there. Someone most have broken in and stole the footage, would be your best bet if some idiot wouldn't have posted his face and bragging about some hooters chick and detail, had u just said "Here's a hot bitch getting fucked, she works at hooters" or something a few would see the gold, and go on. Your Win forever on the nets, pat self on back.

Now you've made it so convoluted that pretty much no matter what you do has fucked you in the ass.

So in short, OP is a massive fucking faggot like always.
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>>557693597
It's just whiteknights being whiteknights. Come on OP, noone's gonna fuck you over.
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>>557691213
Depending on the state you're good OP. Just make sure you're in a state with one party consent on recording and it's fair game. Or if anything comes of it "OH no my computer was hacked, and they remotely turned on my camera!"
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>>557694110
When's your 14th birthday?
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>>557694110
Leave now, and never come back!
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>>557694110
HAHAHAHA FAGGOT
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>>557694110
FOR FUCKIN REAL !
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>>557694085
google webm for retards
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>>557694085
learn fag
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>>557693597
OP I havent seen any new pics that were not already posted on yesterday's thread, thus I think you are fake.
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>>557685448
Just abort OP, we aren't getting OC anyway now. Nor any quality worth it. take care, peace.
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>>557693597
This feels like a fucking bait now
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>>557694110
get out
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I'm starting to think OP is just trolling us for shit and giggles.
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HAHAH OP IS STRESSED OUT..
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>>557685448
You banged the hooters waitress with the smallest tits known to man.
>>fail
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>>557694110

Shut up you donkey raping faggot.
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>>557688220
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>>557694463
>>557690887
>>557688235
Times on laptop v upload times are pretty on point
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>>557687575
Most of us here could give two fucks about your face.
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>>557694119
I finished exporting it, I really don't want to post it now man fuuuck

w330 castle wars come chill
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>>557694510
have a shave and a haircut you ugly cunt
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OP Hear me

I work McCarter & English and I have to agree to an extent that what you are doing (yes doing now with the pictures) is illegal let alone what you will about to do (upload the video/webm)

Please reconsider what you are about to do because you WILL get fucked in the ass.
I cannot tell you how many times I have heard cases from my co-workers about cases like these.

OP I suggest you delete all the posted pictures and of course do not release any webm/video.

Also do not delete the thread because we will have angry /b/tards trying to find you and ask for the distribution of the pictures.

Godspeed OP
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>>557692791
good job
im glad people like you still exist
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>>557694579
>>557694589
>>557694637

And here come the kids
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>>557694674
OP DELIVAR

NOBODOY IS GOING TO JAIL
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>>557693867
>ahahhahahahhahh
>kek

Hesrightyouknow.morganfreeman.jpg
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>>557694674
yeah i knew your stats were shit

first person to roll dubs gets pic related
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>>557688960
Dafuq MEGA plz
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>>557694702
Its a youtuber..
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>>557694674
Dude, cmon. You made an entire thread and we are all waiting. This isn't facebook, this is 4chan. Share it with your /b/rothers. That is what it means to be a true fag.
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>>557694674
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>>557694493
He's right man I'm playing runescape, I pussed out hard. It's been fun guys. I'm sorry to get your hopes up, I blew it. May we meet again.
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>>557694829
and dubs
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>>557694579

I was very disapointed about the lack of big tits and hooters uniform. Might as well of said "i fucked an attractive female, she works in the resturant industry!"
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>>557694110
You are good guy and i support u
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>>557690574
Mega plz
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>>557694912
CURSE YOU OP. CURSE YOU
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>>557694674
WTfff dont listen to that faggots, they are fucking trolling.

1- she has to see the vid which is unlike possible
2 she has to remmember you, who you are and where did you live
3 your face isnt in it
4 you are not going to jail for posting a fucking video

do it for your bros and don't chicken out
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>>557694912
don´t do this to us OP.....
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>>557694912
yup i knew it, it was bait lawl good troll fag
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>>557694674

how about some more pics then man at least. take your face out. there Is still some hot shit we haven't seen, im sure.
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>>557694674
OP, you'd be /b/'s eternal hero man. Noone would dox you or whatever.
And anyway, how's she gonna prove she didn't consent?
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>>557692461
Did you use a condom? Or did you cum in her mouth or on her?
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>>557687575
how is she stupid?
did you use protection?
did you tip or pay her? how much?
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>>557694674
At first i thought: wish i was OP, he fucked a nice girl, has a nice body. But after this bullshit: NO THANKS, pussy bitch. I hope you are ashamed man.
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>>557694912
FAG
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>>557694960

at least he posted proof she does work at hooters


captcha: offrm police
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>>557694674
implying anyone is going to find out.
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>>557694674

They are lying to you because they are white-knight faggots that think if they treat this hot chick right, she will suck their dicks over the internet.

Post it
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>>557690696
retard. no sound. size limitation
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>>557695127
>Says the neckbeard
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>>557694674
>60 defense
>not having glorious master race untouchable 99 def
>donttouchmeyouflithycasual.jpg
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>557693597
Nigga, let me tell you something right now. You're shitting on the legacy of /b/ right now and disrespecting all those an heros who posted on /b/ and followed through with their word; with your back and fourth quote on quote "should I do it". Stop diverting attention to yourself and just post the goddam clip.
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>>557694912
Mr. Faggot
>>
>>557694964
>>557694773

We get it, you want attention

>>557694912

Once again OP proves himself to be a massive faggot, literally scared out of his own thread by newfags and white knights

What a fucking time to be alive, to watch grown men, successful in sexual conquest, be scared off of the internet by literal teenagers
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>>557694912
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBSbGAT4v4
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>>557694912
Just fucking post it, you'll make a couple hundred guys happy.
>>
>>557694674
If I didn't know any better I'd swear I knew you back in my RS days, did u play in 2002-2007? (not sure exactly)
>>
>>557693049
the funny thing is, I have a wonderful girlfriend and an awesome sex life

white knighting also doubles as getting people like you pissed off, which is troll-level fun
>>
>>557695038

yeah I was intrigued about this too...
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>>557694674
Hunter pures are getting pretty popular.
>>
waiting for hooters
>>
>ITT: faggotry at its best
>>
Post it and you will be promoted to an hero
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>>557695264
Honestly, why are these people here? Of all the places to be a fucking white knight, 4CHAN? Fuck this shit
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>>557695302
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Thank you for doing this OP
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>>557694912
What state you in? Some states it is perfectly legal to record someone.
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>>557694880
> a true fag
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>>557695474

Because you dick-in-hand faggots are the most fun to troll.
>>
>>557695329

We all have girlfriends and big cash/cars

Don't try to make this into a "I did it for the luls" thing, you know damn well you were rushing to the aid of the fair maiden just how the Quartermaster taught you
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>>557695093
bumping
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>>557694912
Fucking fag
>>
I guess we will see you tomorrow, promising the same. Nice bait.
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>>557694912
I TRUSTED YOU OP
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>>557695559

he's right tho
>>
>makes thread
>Gets scared and pussies out because of summerfags teenagers.
>mfw
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>>557687575
What kind of faggot are you? Do you really i'm going to watch you face for over 6hours?
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>>557695593
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>>557690887

Don't let everyone down.At LEAST post clips/vid with both of your faces blurred.
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>>557694674
Fuck you OP. Fuck you.

I'm out, and declare OP the faggot of all faggots.
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>>557695624
This pic just disturbed me
>>
Never has OP ever been this much of a faggot.
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>>557685448
Too scared to post your face, big pussy-getting hardman? Fuck off outta here.
>>
im disappointed
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>>557694919
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>557694110
>she rang you
Euro fag white knight confirmed.
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But the question is: is there a link?
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OP is pussy

You are what you eat.
>>
What a let down of a thread
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>>557696110

No, OP is a massive faggot again.
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Damn, he's not going to share the video.
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>>557696189
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>>557695958
hahahahaha

10/10 would lol again
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4chan sucks, full of summerfags ruining good threads
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>this thread was proudly sponsored by
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>>557692791
>implying the FBI even care about shit like this.
>They have bigger fish to fry.
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>>5576854

Why would you want to blur out your face OP? If i banged a hottie like her i'd make sure the whole world knew it was me.
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>>557694912

>obvious bait taken seriously by candy asses
>new /b/
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>>557695958
Gets me every time. Mfw.
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>>557696332
I'm was just trying to warn him you fucking asshole. What he did was wrong and its clearly illegal. Do you want to go to jail? Do you want to be a prison bitch? No thats what the fuck I thought you fucking fabgot. Quit calling me a summerfag or a fucking newfag because all that does is make you seem like a newfag/summerfag yourself you cro magnum retard. Go fuck yourself.
>>
billions of pornclips online but 200 poorfags want this one, so sad, also, get a girlfriend suckers
>>
so much summer
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>>557696665
I already have one.

On RS.
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>not going to creep threads
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>>557696656
umad
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>>557694912
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>>557696656
Summerfag.
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>>557696317
I think I'll save some poor neckbeard the trouble.

Here goes :

>being this new
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>>557696656
>Do you want to go to jail? Do you want to be a prison bitch?

do you want a hamburger?
do you want a pizza?
>>
>>557695038
on her, she finished me off
>>
>>557696656
+1 votes to use this as new copypasta. File under summerfag.
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>>557696864

post more pics OP at least. that last one with your cock in her hand was VERY hot
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>>557694110
lol at all the people telling him to get off /b/ did you even read?
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>>557694829
dubs right here brah
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>>557696864
POST IT FAGGOT
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>>557696656
shut up newfag nobody likes u
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>>557697062
shit, one more time
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