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last one just died >go to omegle copy paste >[WARNING:

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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last one just died
>go to omegle copy paste
>[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
>profit
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>>557610129
Bamp
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>>557610763
Bump
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yea this is worth my time
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shameless self bump
set your interest as tumblr
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Please don't die thread, I'm trying
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so far i've had two ppl disconnect and one b/tard
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>>557612820
it almost to easy
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>>557610129
Stay alive, bump
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This is fucking hilarious
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holy shit what have I done
read the bottom few lines
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1/4
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>>557613280
>i got the kid's address
it even started with the fucking registered sex offender warning
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>>557613485
2/4
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>>557613280
swatting time
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>>557613610
3/4
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>>557613723
4/4
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>>557613280
Time to send this guy spam.
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The only good one I got so far
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I'm going to change my likes to womens rights
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>>557614747
>Dan

This is now a Dan thread
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>>557615304
no hits at all
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try putting a tv show in the likes
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new game
>pretend your a femanon
>offer tits/pics
>post this link
>http://smouch.net/lol/
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Any other hated websites to put as a like?
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>>557615701
>Dan the rapist
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>>557616794
>doueven9fag
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>>557613280
2313 Pasadena Way, Weston, FL
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1/5
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>>557618495
2/5
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bumping~
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>>557618605
3/5
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>>557618694
4/5
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>>557618813
Bretty gud 5/5
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This is pretty god damn funny
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>>557612820
>She didn't DISAGREE
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>>557619094
Bump
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Le funny tumblr raed XDDDDDDDD
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http://logs.omegle.com/26f73ee
Fuckers are catching on
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>>557610129

>LOL
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>>557621012
Stop making that typo. It's like Freud but instead of wanting to fuck your mom you want them to give you spicbux.
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>>557620330
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What are some good tags other than Tumblr?
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>>557621254
Sorry, I'm on a phone and I'm shit at typing on it
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>>557621478
Feminism, womyn, gay rights, 9gag etx
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>>557621743
>9gag
forty keks
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bump for lulz
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>>557620939
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http://logs.omegle.com/5cf4d128
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Remember to always habeeb it
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get rekt to you too, anon
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Too many whiney cunts on there

logs.omegle.com/b8537a7
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>>557613563
Next stop: Dateline TV
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>>557610129
WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.

What's up /b/?
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People getting upset
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>>557610129
>Fall out boy song

This faggot must die.
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>scared
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2:2
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feggit
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feggit urself <3

>>557625370
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>>557625570
hue
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Jesus, people close up when they hear you're a sex offender.
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Jut used this to troll /poll/

/b/ 1
/pol/ 0
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lel
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http://logs.omegle.com/2ec857a8
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lol
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Not mine, a friends, but it was pretty funny (to me and him).
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>>557626718
>Ccool u hot and have kik

kek
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>>557626820
>What are you wearing
>Sex offender.
How do you wear sex offender?
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>>557618813
Your not supose to talk about 4chan newfag
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gg
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>put tumblr in interests
>do this
>post
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lol
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literally sixth fellow anon i meet in a row, we should raid something else like feminism
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Meet an anon.
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>>557618910
Are you fucking kidding me with that ending?
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>>557628052
another anon found.
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met 2 follow anons in a row
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>>557613280
Within 5 miles of me..
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>>557628334
did you happend to just say lol?
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>>557626718
Holy fucking kek OMG U RAPED A 3YO??? Oh you female are you hot??
Fucking femnazis have nothin to bitch about
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>>557628560
that was me
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>>557628560
nope
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Thanks Mr skeltal
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Well that happened.
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wait till the end
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>>557627171
>4chan
I think you mean /b/ newfag spouting newfag.
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>>557613280
Bomb

sent ;)
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>>557629034
lol people that know about 4chan but dont visit it dont know about /b/
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?
? ?
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>>557629407
you tried
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>>557629651
I got a gold star
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trolled an anon
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>>557618910
You are terrible at this.
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http://logs.omegle.com/0bfa802
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Anyone else run into a fellow /b/to there yet? Me and one fag posted the b8 at the same time
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>>557625028
>Browses in incognito

True 4channer
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http://logs.omegle.com/2fd9a66
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>>557613280
Thats like a bike ride away from me, holy fuck
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
You: n e 1 there?
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
You: asl?
Stranger: idk im sorry but i feel like thats really not a funny joke
You: ?
You: asl isn't a joke its an acronym
Stranger: the message that you put up before you talk and all
You: what message
Stranger: uuugggghhhhhhh
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This guy was remarkably calm about it.

So I gave him some advice with his bait.
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Looking for someone you can chat with...
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: ???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
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Stranger: damn
Stranger has disconnected.

>inb4 some anon done goofed
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>>557631812
nigga i didn't goof
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http://logs.omegle.com/72308ae
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: ???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
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Stranger: love it

You: yeah man

Stranger: fucking jews

Stranger: get out of palestine

Stranger: no but please stop that triggers me

You: can we just exterminate them again

You: i'm 100% seriouis

You: serious*
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>>557610129
Nothing man
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>>557631985
>Lying about laws is against the law.
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>>557625028

10/10 would read again
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Asking questions is more fun
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>>557631985
>http://logs.omegle.com/72308ae
This cunt actually owned you.
But this is /b/ and nobody gives a fuck.
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>>557626820
>Abra bookmark
>stranger used teleport
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met a /b/ro on the femnazi tag
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Try pewdiepie guys, these little kids will shit themselves when they see that mesage. It's been working for me since the beginning of the thread.
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>>557633413
tumblr being tumblr again
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: >[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: honey
Stranger: you got it off 4 chan too
Stranger: you cant troll a troll
You: what's 4 chan?
Stranger: we are here for the same thing dude
Stranger: move on to the next
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Not sure what do
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>>557622484
> muh shekels
Kek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: nigga what is oppression like
You: white people keep telling me they oppressed
Stranger: i mean um white people defensively arent oppressed when it comes to racism
You: nigga speaking some truth but you seem to forget they oppress people all the time, so why these white bitches oppressed?
Stranger: probably butthurt over being called a cracker tbh
Stranger: like
Stranger: thats the worst that can happen to them basically
You: so you saying being called cracker is worse than rape
You: I see
Stranger: whT
Stranger: what
Stranger: no??
You: you just said
You: thats the worst that can happen to them
Stranger: no i mean like when it comes to racism what
You: you think rape or being beaten is good I guess
You: I can see your point
Stranger: what no i never said any of that
Stranger: please stop???
You: you said it yourself
You: you denying what you write?
Stranger: what
Stranger: i dont even understand whats going on
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>>557631985
tumblrite niggershit fuck shill failedtroll gtfo
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http://logs.omegle.com/ffd255d
I had far too much fun with that one
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I got another /b/tard.
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I got another /b/tard.

http://logs.omegle.com/573c618
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>>557634391
>the leader of feminism
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Reposting one that happened a couple days ago
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>>557630594
> 4channer
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http://logs.omegle.com/17eb010

This person had dedication.
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>>557635182
he is a true 4chan
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damn it I know you're not 12 you fucker
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You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: What
You: ?
Stranger: Wha the fuck
You: what?
Stranger: Uh the first message
You: what first message? hey?
Stranger: Can you go into detail more?
Stranger: Omfg
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Holy ship
You: I said hey...
Stranger: u have to go
>lel
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>>557632448
I love how everyone instantly equates sex offender to paedophile, when there are so many other sex offences
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>>557620939
nice
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>>557635821
But i am.
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>>557636003
adults generally dont complain/dont get a case
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>>557636301
You fucker now I have a new fantasy, thanks.
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worth the read
lol
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>>557636378
Welcome.
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A bit off topic, but what's the best way to pick up omegle bitches?
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started doing the reverse, telling strangers that it says it for them, wayyyy better.
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[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]

>any body want to call the number?
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>>557636602
this
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>>557636447
When i was 10 a couple years ago my brother touched my parts and threatened me

>Damn he's a legend

:') true 4chan
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>>557636845
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hello
You: hey!
Stranger: how r u
You: pretty good, hbu?
Stranger: im doing alright
You: thats good lol
Stranger: i suppose. whats ur name
You: Jimmy
You: yours?
Stranger: nat
You: how old are you nat?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: you?
You: 27
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: ok
You: i dated a 15 yr old once
You: i was 23
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how was that
You: pretty good tbh
You: she had a tight pussy
Stranger: oh i see
You: do you have a tight pussy?
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i can barely get 2 fingers in
You: ohh man i'd love to change that
Stranger: idk if id want that
You: Neither did my gf
You: but it didn't stop me then
You: and it sure as hell isn't going to stop me now
You: whats your phone number
Stranger: 2407202622
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>>557637125
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Bumps for days
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>>557621280
check out my new video on /r/asmr
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like pewdiepie.
Stranger: Yo nigga
You: hey
Stranger: Whats up fool
You: tumblr fags trolling
You: with their warning
You: seen any lately?
Stranger: Nah, I just got on. Fill a nigga in?
You: >>557626820
You: leave a comment when you're there :)
Stranger: I"M NOT GOING THERE
Stranger: THATS WERE MEMES FROM
Stranger: I:LL GET A VIRSU
Stranger: NIGGA
You: just a trojun
Stranger: WHY YOU TRYN PLAY ME
Stranger: I CANT DEAL WIT DAT
Stranger: WHAT I GONNA DO?
Stranger: BUST A CAP IN MY PUTER
You: lol
Stranger: NAH SON
Stranger: I NEED THIS BITCH
You: so u knew about it?
Stranger: LOOK UP PORN
Stranger: SEXY HO
Stranger: Ya feel?
Stranger: Love me some bitches
Stranger: Sexy ass trannys
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>557637506
that was me
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>>557637656
lmao k
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>>557627429
>"and dead"
my sides
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>>557626820
why the hell would you need to go to abra's page on bulbapedia that often?
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: ahhhnn sempai~
Stranger: knock knock
You: my cock is there
Stranger: .....
You: I've got punchlines for days
Stranger: do you have to be so mean to me
You: what other way do you take it?
Stranger: so obvi your dick is a thin line that gets punched
You: It's only thin cause your hole is so fucking wide

I keep getting this bitch /b/ goer.
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im trolling a /b/ro but things are kinda getting out of hand
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>>557610129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsYTn_InAQ
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: dont worry i think everyone deserve a second chance
Stranger: a second chance for what?
You: oh it says you are a sex offender
Stranger: WHAT?
You: yea i guess the fbi tagged your ip
Stranger: holy shit i didn't know it told people that
Stranger: OMG that's why people have been acting sketchy tonight
You: yea sorry
You: oh well what did you do?
Stranger: it wasn't much of anything
Stranger: i mean she was too young to say no
Stranger: so it isn't really rape right?
You: oh bae you are getting me so wet right now
Stranger: she probably won't even remember
You: well who knows
You: you uhhh do that to any other women? maybe around 24 or 25
Stranger: 24-25 months maybe
Stranger: years is a bit old
You: ohhh tooooobad my #1 all time fantasy is to be taken against my will
Stranger: but you're a feminist?
Stranger: I mean thats the reason I'm here, I'm trying to show I'm a changed man
You: lol only an act
You: i had ome girl friends over and i forgot to change the settings
You: they wanted to talk about rape culture and spread there bigotory
Stranger: rape happens lol
Stranger: but its not as bad as people say
Stranger: i mean if they can't say no it isn't rape imo
Stranger: and if they do say no? Well they shouldn't have been dressing slutty
You: well unfortionatly
You: .....your opinion doest matter in a court of law
Stranger: true
Stranger: only the facts
Stranger: and i guess i did force her to have sex
You: but you know what....i never say no ;)
Stranger: hmm can i be honest?
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I should've said at the end that my dad was the Tattletale Strangler
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>>557639114
lol
>>
>>557613280

Hello, viewers, anons, and thanks for joining us for tonight's episode of: To Catch A Predator
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>>557615804

just put "feminism"
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>>557639031
>Stranger: you havent been soo far?
>You: no i have been
>You: but i have a fantasy
>Stranger: whats that/
>Stranger: ?
>You: i don't tell a lot of people
>Stranger: oh sweetie you can tell me
>You: because it's kind of embarrassing
>You: but other than the whole rape thing
>You: which is hot an a whole nother level
>You: my number one fantasy
>You: is to see a girl pee her pants
>Stranger: sweetie i just want to tell you thats >
not uncommon
>Stranger: i have it bookmarked ;)
>Stranger: im gunna be a porn star once i get some cash together
>You: i've seen the videos
>You: i just think there's nothing hotter than irl
>You: and i think it's pretty uncommon lol
>You: and you actually want to be a pornstar?
>Stranger: oh fuck yea i LOOOOVE sex and im willing to do anything;)
>You: wow thats ballsy lol
>You: even if i wanted to do pron
>You: i don't think im allowed
>Stranger: hehe you could always do pov vids who would know ;)\
>You: true lol
>Stranger: how big are you?
>Stranger: oh sweety you arent gone are you? we were just getting to the good part
>You: no i was measuring lol
>You: around 6 inches
>Stranger: not bad...not good but not bad itll do the job
>You: i know im not the biggest
>Stranger: are you stroking it right now?
>Stranger: dont worry sweety its all my tight pussy needs
>You: mm yeah a little bit
>Stranger: oooo good
>You: i have to go soon
>You: i just have one small request
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how r u
Stranger: are you a registered sex ofender?
You: honestly
Stranger: never saw that weird omegle message before
You: yes i am
Stranger: what is wrong with you?
Stranger: what did you do?
You: it was so long ago :(
You: i was a performer
You: i did mostly childrens entertainment
You: i touched the young girls
Stranger: that is disgusting!
You: and sometimes boys
Stranger: all men are just fucking pigs
You: and decades later i was found
You: the women kept coming forth about it
Stranger: wait, how old are you?
You: i'm 84
Stranger: god i hate the rape culture we live in
You: my name is rolf harris
Stranger: that is some fucked up shit!
Stranger: rape is just fucking disgusting
You: check out my music some time
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.

LOOOL
>>
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>>557639031
wont let me post the rest ill screen shot it\
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>>557616656
What is it, really? I am afraid to click the link.
>>
>>557639948
rick roll
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>>557639683

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TVvkpHWxg

10/10 anon
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>>557639635
>>
i've been trying to get newfags to go to worksoffictionandfalsehood.tumblr.com, in the end i will post the newfag map as a result
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/4f577e3

Pulled the depressed little bitch card... was not disappointed.
>>
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>>557610129
She got the fuck outXD
>>
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>>557639683
>All men are just fucking pigs
Should've said you were a woman.
>>
>>557640292
how fucking great was it
>>
>>557640518
but the rolf harris thing was good.
>>
ITT: Troll trolling trolls trying to troll trolls.
>>
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what do i say
>>
>>557618910

>Bretty gud

no.
>>
>>557640482
smouch.net/lol/
LEDDIT
>>
>>557632292
I tried this
>I'm Jewish you whore
>stranger has left
I wish trolling was more fruitful on omegle
>>
>>557641310
you fucked your little brother but its ok because he was too young to remember it.
27 stitches later and it was all good
>>
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>>557636447
that is fucking gold right there!
>>
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Didn't use the copypasta
>>
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>>557641310
>>557641521
lol
>>
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le chinese bamp
>>
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This nigga didnt care
>>
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Two birds with one stone
>>
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.
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>>557610129
>yoy
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/c89fa57

I don't even know what to think...
>>
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Is this some of you, fuckers?
>>
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Tumblr ones are the best
>>
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Just met a fellow anon. :')
>>
>>557644523
That was me
>>
>>557645557
i figured it was a /b/ro
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/49ab4ce
Damn, first try.
>>
bamP! trombone edition
>>
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>>
>>557646478
>cropping
>>
>>557646545
I just noticed
>>
>>557646478
>UR SADICSITIC
top kek
>>
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>>557646545
>>
>>557646642
>Implying i was going to read it anyway
>>
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>>557646960
>Implying that's the point of the thread.
Stop trying to be edgy
>>
>>557647257
>Implying i don't just read the ones with a lot of replys
>Relying on buzzwords to sound important
:^)
>>
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Hehe
>>
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Long but worth it
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/aa70233
this one is gold
>>
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Dammit guys
>>
Yes! i love this idea, brilliant!
>>
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>>557648172
dammit guys!
>>
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GET REKT FAGIT
>>
>>557648528

topkek
>>
>>557634958
My sides
>>
>>557618910
kill yourself faggot and never post on 4chan again
>>
lol funny one http://logs.omegle.com/1f2ac05
>>
>>557649035
>http://logs.omegle.com/1f2ac05
top keks
http://logs.omegle.com/a80e827
>>
>>557649214
>http://logs.omegle.com/a80e827
So you're the retard who just copypasted the link to this conversation, then left?
>>
>>557610129
Just met another /b/rother on omegle
>>
>>557649365
No, but I'm pretty sure you're retarded. In some way.
>>
>>557636447
A god amongst /b/ros good work sir
>>
Thanks to the faggot who took my b8 and called me a landwhale
>>
Did I take it too far?

http://logs.omegle.com/33a04c3
>>
>>557649823
You're welcome.
>>
>>557649639
pure faggotery
>>
>>557650954
nope
>>
>>557641489
not even close
>>
How do I get around having to type in a captcha everytime?
>>
>>557651464
Did I get b& or something? Or is it just a shitty spam filter?
>>
>>557651464
Buy a pass goyim
>>
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So I thought thus was one of you faggots...
>>
>>557629795
>ttyn
>(talk to you never)
>(slang for masturbate)
>>
>>557651723
Meant for omegle m8.
>>
test
>>
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>kek
>>
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kek
>>
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>>557652258
whoops thats old one.
>>
we're on page 1 but we're still a ded thred
>>
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>>557625028
has to take screencap. so half a true channer.
semitrue
>>
Didnt go down too well
>>
>>557642204
Pretty good improv. good job anon
>>
ITT: Literal cancer.

moot please shut down
>>
To the fellow who just sent me on a ruse cruise, I salute you.
>>
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>indian
>not deterred by the fact Im a sex offender
>leak your pussy
>>
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>>557610129
>>
>>557621280
Hi Chen Ryan D
>>
I might've gotten the most interesting of them all.
>>
>>557656176
post.
>>
dead bread is dead
>>
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how fucking stupid can this guy be

he read that message, and got this out of it.
>>
>>557656487
http://logs.omegle.com/9f167d7
fuck I forgot to do it earlier sorry
>>
>>557657210
that's a \b\tard how much u wanna bet
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/70220dd

\b\tard
>landwhale
>>
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3/10 reaction
>>
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Smells like Summer, get off here kids
>>
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>>557610129
>>
>>557658798
Top kek
Fagget says he Sarah then reveals he's a 25 year old gay man
>>
>>557626357
Oh my god!!! Gold.
>>
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>>557657156
10/10

Captcha: 1010
>>
>>557639114
i started crying at "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI"
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