last one just died
>go to omegle copy paste
>[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
>profit
>>557610129
Bamp
>>557610763
Bump
yea this is worth my time
shameless self bump
set your interest as tumblr
Please don't die thread, I'm trying
so far i've had two ppl disconnect and one b/tard
>>557612820
it almost to easy
>>557610129
Stay alive, bump
This is fucking hilarious
holy shit what have I done
read the bottom few lines
1/4
>>557613280
>i got the kid's address
it even started with the fucking registered sex offender warning
>>557613485
2/4
>>557613280
swatting time
>>557613610
3/4
>>557613723
4/4
>>557613280
Time to send this guy spam.
The only good one I got so far
I'm going to change my likes to womens rights
>>557614747
>Dan
This is now a Dan thread
>>557615304
no hits at all
try putting a tv show in the likes
new game
>pretend your a femanon
>offer tits/pics
>post this link
>http://smouch.net/lol/
Any other hated websites to put as a like?
>>557615701
>Dan the rapist
>>557616794
>doueven9fag
>>557613280
2313 Pasadena Way, Weston, FL
1/5
>>557618495
2/5
bumping~
>>557618605
3/5
>>557618694
4/5
>>557618813
Bretty gud 5/5
This is pretty god damn funny
>>557612820
>She didn't DISAGREE
>>557619094
Bump
Le funny tumblr raed XDDDDDDDD
http://logs.omegle.com/26f73ee
Fuckers are catching on
>>557610129
>LOL
>>557621012
Stop making that typo. It's like Freud but instead of wanting to fuck your mom you want them to give you spicbux.
>>557620330
What are some good tags other than Tumblr?
>>557621254
Sorry, I'm on a phone and I'm shit at typing on it
>>557621478
Feminism, womyn, gay rights, 9gag etx
>>557621743
>9gag
forty keks
bump for lulz
>>557620939
http://logs.omegle.com/5cf4d128
Remember to always habeeb it
get rekt to you too, anon
Too many whiney cunts on there
logs.omegle.com/b8537a7
>>557613563
Next stop: Dateline TV
>>557610129
WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.
What's up /b/?
People getting upset
>>557610129
>Fall out boy song
This faggot must die.
>scared
2:2
feggit
feggit urself <3
>>557625370
>>557625570
hue
Jesus, people close up when they hear you're a sex offender.
Jut used this to troll /poll/
/b/ 1
/pol/ 0
lel
http://logs.omegle.com/2ec857a8
lol
Not mine, a friends, but it was pretty funny (to me and him).
>>557626718
>Ccool u hot and have kik
kek
>>557626820
>What are you wearing
>Sex offender.
How do you wear sex offender?
>>557618813
Your not supose to talk about 4chan newfag
>put tumblr in interests
>do this
>post
lol
literally sixth fellow anon i meet in a row, we should raid something else like feminism
Meet an anon.
>>557618910
Are you fucking kidding me with that ending?
>>557628052
another anon found.
met 2 follow anons in a row
>>557613280
Within 5 miles of me..
>>557628334
did you happend to just say lol?
>>557626718
Holy fucking kek OMG U RAPED A 3YO??? Oh you female are you hot??
Fucking femnazis have nothin to bitch about
>>557628560
that was me
>>557628560
nope
Thanks Mr skeltal
Well that happened.
wait till the end
>>557627171
>4chan
I think you mean /b/ newfag spouting newfag.
>>557613280
Bomb
sent ;)
>>557629034
lol people that know about 4chan but dont visit it dont know about /b/
?
? ?
>>557629407
you tried
>>557629651
I got a gold star
trolled an anon
>>557618910
You are terrible at this.
http://logs.omegle.com/0bfa802
Anyone else run into a fellow /b/to there yet? Me and one fag posted the b8 at the same time
>>557625028
>Browses in incognito
True 4channer
http://logs.omegle.com/2fd9a66
>>557613280
Thats like a bike ride away from me, holy fuck
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hello
You: n e 1 there?
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
You: asl?
Stranger: idk im sorry but i feel like thats really not a funny joke
You: ?
You: asl isn't a joke its an acronym
Stranger: the message that you put up before you talk and all
You: what message
Stranger: uuugggghhhhhhh
This guy was remarkably calm about it.
So I gave him some advice with his bait.
Looking for someone you can chat with...
Stranger: oh hai
Stranger: ???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
Stranger: damn
Stranger has disconnected.
>inb4 some anon done goofed
>>557631812
nigga i didn't goof
http://logs.omegle.com/72308ae
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: ???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
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???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
???????????????????????????????
Stranger: love it
You: yeah man
Stranger: fucking jews
Stranger: get out of palestine
Stranger: no but please stop that triggers me
You: can we just exterminate them again
You: i'm 100% seriouis
You: serious*
>>557610129
Nothing man
>>557631985
>Lying about laws is against the law.
>>557625028
10/10 would read again
Asking questions is more fun
>>557631985
>http://logs.omegle.com/72308ae
This cunt actually owned you.
But this is /b/ and nobody gives a fuck.
>>557626820
>Abra bookmark
>stranger used teleport
met a /b/ro on the femnazi tag
Try pewdiepie guys, these little kids will shit themselves when they see that mesage. It's been working for me since the beginning of the thread.
>>557633413
tumblr being tumblr again
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: >[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: honey
Stranger: you got it off 4 chan too
Stranger: you cant troll a troll
You: what's 4 chan?
Stranger: we are here for the same thing dude
Stranger: move on to the next
Not sure what do
>>557622484
> muh shekels
Kek
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: nigga what is oppression like
You: white people keep telling me they oppressed
Stranger: i mean um white people defensively arent oppressed when it comes to racism
You: nigga speaking some truth but you seem to forget they oppress people all the time, so why these white bitches oppressed?
Stranger: probably butthurt over being called a cracker tbh
Stranger: like
Stranger: thats the worst that can happen to them basically
You: so you saying being called cracker is worse than rape
You: I see
Stranger: whT
Stranger: what
Stranger: no??
You: you just said
You: thats the worst that can happen to them
Stranger: no i mean like when it comes to racism what
You: you think rape or being beaten is good I guess
You: I can see your point
Stranger: what no i never said any of that
Stranger: please stop???
You: you said it yourself
You: you denying what you write?
Stranger: what
Stranger: i dont even understand whats going on
>>557631985
tumblrite niggershit fuck shill failedtroll gtfo
http://logs.omegle.com/ffd255d
I had far too much fun with that one
I got another /b/tard.
I got another /b/tard.
http://logs.omegle.com/573c618
>>557634391
>the leader of feminism
Reposting one that happened a couple days ago
>>557630594
> 4channer
http://logs.omegle.com/17eb010
This person had dedication.
>>557635182
he is a true 4chan
damn it I know you're not 12 you fucker
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: What
You: ?
Stranger: Wha the fuck
You: what?
Stranger: Uh the first message
You: what first message? hey?
Stranger: Can you go into detail more?
Stranger: Omfg
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Holy ship
You: I said hey...
Stranger: u have to go
>lel
>>557632448
I love how everyone instantly equates sex offender to paedophile, when there are so many other sex offences
>>557620939
nice
>>557635821
But i am.
>>557636003
adults generally dont complain/dont get a case
>>557636301
You fucker now I have a new fantasy, thanks.
worth the read
lol
>>557636378
Welcome.
A bit off topic, but what's the best way to pick up omegle bitches?
started doing the reverse, telling strangers that it says it for them, wayyyy better.
[WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
>any body want to call the number?
>>557636602
this
>>557636447
When i was 10 a couple years ago my brother touched my parts and threatened me
>Damn he's a legend
:') true 4chan
>>557636845
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Stranger: hello
You: hey!
Stranger: how r u
You: pretty good, hbu?
Stranger: im doing alright
You: thats good lol
Stranger: i suppose. whats ur name
You: Jimmy
You: yours?
Stranger: nat
You: how old are you nat?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: you?
You: 27
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: ok
You: i dated a 15 yr old once
You: i was 23
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how was that
You: pretty good tbh
You: she had a tight pussy
Stranger: oh i see
You: do you have a tight pussy?
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i can barely get 2 fingers in
You: ohh man i'd love to change that
Stranger: idk if id want that
You: Neither did my gf
You: but it didn't stop me then
You: and it sure as hell isn't going to stop me now
You: whats your phone number
Stranger: 2407202622
Bumps for days
>>557621280
check out my new video on /r/asmr
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like pewdiepie.
Stranger: Yo nigga
You: hey
Stranger: Whats up fool
You: tumblr fags trolling
You: with their warning
You: seen any lately?
Stranger: Nah, I just got on. Fill a nigga in?
You: >>557626820
You: leave a comment when you're there :)
Stranger: I"M NOT GOING THERE
Stranger: THATS WERE MEMES FROM
Stranger: I:LL GET A VIRSU
Stranger: NIGGA
You: just a trojun
Stranger: WHY YOU TRYN PLAY ME
Stranger: I CANT DEAL WIT DAT
Stranger: WHAT I GONNA DO?
Stranger: BUST A CAP IN MY PUTER
You: lol
Stranger: NAH SON
Stranger: I NEED THIS BITCH
You: so u knew about it?
Stranger: LOOK UP PORN
Stranger: SEXY HO
Stranger: Ya feel?
Stranger: Love me some bitches
Stranger: Sexy ass trannys
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger has disconnected.
>>557637506
that was me
>>557637656
lmao k
>>557627429
>"and dead"
my sides
>>557626820
why the hell would you need to go to abra's page on bulbapedia that often?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: ahhhnn sempai~
Stranger: knock knock
You: my cock is there
Stranger: .....
You: I've got punchlines for days
Stranger: do you have to be so mean to me
You: what other way do you take it?
Stranger: so obvi your dick is a thin line that gets punched
You: It's only thin cause your hole is so fucking wide
I keep getting this bitch /b/ goer.
im trolling a /b/ro but things are kinda getting out of hand
>>557610129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CsYTn_InAQ
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: dont worry i think everyone deserve a second chance
Stranger: a second chance for what?
You: oh it says you are a sex offender
Stranger: WHAT?
You: yea i guess the fbi tagged your ip
Stranger: holy shit i didn't know it told people that
Stranger: OMG that's why people have been acting sketchy tonight
You: yea sorry
You: oh well what did you do?
Stranger: it wasn't much of anything
Stranger: i mean she was too young to say no
Stranger: so it isn't really rape right?
You: oh bae you are getting me so wet right now
Stranger: she probably won't even remember
You: well who knows
You: you uhhh do that to any other women? maybe around 24 or 25
Stranger: 24-25 months maybe
Stranger: years is a bit old
You: ohhh tooooobad my #1 all time fantasy is to be taken against my will
Stranger: but you're a feminist?
Stranger: I mean thats the reason I'm here, I'm trying to show I'm a changed man
You: lol only an act
You: i had ome girl friends over and i forgot to change the settings
You: they wanted to talk about rape culture and spread there bigotory
Stranger: rape happens lol
Stranger: but its not as bad as people say
Stranger: i mean if they can't say no it isn't rape imo
Stranger: and if they do say no? Well they shouldn't have been dressing slutty
You: well unfortionatly
You: .....your opinion doest matter in a court of law
Stranger: true
Stranger: only the facts
Stranger: and i guess i did force her to have sex
You: but you know what....i never say no ;)
Stranger: hmm can i be honest?
I should've said at the end that my dad was the Tattletale Strangler
>>557639114
lol
>>557613280
Hello, viewers, anons, and thanks for joining us for tonight's episode of: To Catch A Predator
>>557615804
just put "feminism"
>>557639031
>Stranger: you havent been soo far?
>You: no i have been
>You: but i have a fantasy
>Stranger: whats that/
>Stranger: ?
>You: i don't tell a lot of people
>Stranger: oh sweetie you can tell me
>You: because it's kind of embarrassing
>You: but other than the whole rape thing
>You: which is hot an a whole nother level
>You: my number one fantasy
>You: is to see a girl pee her pants
>Stranger: sweetie i just want to tell you thats >
not uncommon
>Stranger: i have it bookmarked ;)
>Stranger: im gunna be a porn star once i get some cash together
>You: i've seen the videos
>You: i just think there's nothing hotter than irl
>You: and i think it's pretty uncommon lol
>You: and you actually want to be a pornstar?
>Stranger: oh fuck yea i LOOOOVE sex and im willing to do anything;)
>You: wow thats ballsy lol
>You: even if i wanted to do pron
>You: i don't think im allowed
>Stranger: hehe you could always do pov vids who would know ;)\
>You: true lol
>Stranger: how big are you?
>Stranger: oh sweety you arent gone are you? we were just getting to the good part
>You: no i was measuring lol
>You: around 6 inches
>Stranger: not bad...not good but not bad itll do the job
>You: i know im not the biggest
>Stranger: are you stroking it right now?
>Stranger: dont worry sweety its all my tight pussy needs
>You: mm yeah a little bit
>Stranger: oooo good
>You: i have to go soon
>You: i just have one small request
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how r u
Stranger: are you a registered sex ofender?
You: honestly
Stranger: never saw that weird omegle message before
You: yes i am
Stranger: what is wrong with you?
Stranger: what did you do?
You: it was so long ago :(
You: i was a performer
You: i did mostly childrens entertainment
You: i touched the young girls
Stranger: that is disgusting!
You: and sometimes boys
Stranger: all men are just fucking pigs
You: and decades later i was found
You: the women kept coming forth about it
Stranger: wait, how old are you?
You: i'm 84
Stranger: god i hate the rape culture we live in
You: my name is rolf harris
Stranger: that is some fucked up shit!
Stranger: rape is just fucking disgusting
You: check out my music some time
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.
LOOOL
>>557639031
wont let me post the rest ill screen shot it\
>>557616656
What is it, really? I am afraid to click the link.
>>557639948
rick roll
>>557639683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TVvkpHWxg
10/10 anon
>>557639635
i've been trying to get newfags to go to worksoffictionandfalsehood.tumblr.com, in the end i will post the newfag map as a result
http://logs.omegle.com/4f577e3
Pulled the depressed little bitch card... was not disappointed.
>>557610129
She got the fuck outXD
>>557639683
>All men are just fucking pigs
Should've said you were a woman.
>>557640292
how fucking great was it
>>557640518
but the rolf harris thing was good.
ITT: Troll trolling trolls trying to troll trolls.
what do i say
>>557618910
>Bretty gud
no.
>>557640482
smouch.net/lol/
LEDDIT
>>557632292
I tried this
>I'm Jewish you whore
>stranger has left
I wish trolling was more fruitful on omegle
>>557641310
you fucked your little brother but its ok because he was too young to remember it.
27 stitches later and it was all good
>>557636447
that is fucking gold right there!
Didn't use the copypasta
>>557641310
>>557641521
lol
le chinese bamp
This nigga didnt care
Two birds with one stone
.
>>557610129
>yoy
http://logs.omegle.com/c89fa57
I don't even know what to think...
Is this some of you, fuckers?
Tumblr ones are the best
Just met a fellow anon. :')
>>557644523
That was me
>>557645557
i figured it was a /b/ro
http://logs.omegle.com/49ab4ce
Damn, first try.
bamP! trombone edition
>>557646478
>cropping
>>557646545
I just noticed
>>557646478
>UR SADICSITIC
top kek
>>557646545
>>557646642
>Implying i was going to read it anyway
>>557646960
>Implying that's the point of the thread.
Stop trying to be edgy
>>557647257
>Implying i don't just read the ones with a lot of replys
>Relying on buzzwords to sound important
:^)
Hehe
Long but worth it
http://logs.omegle.com/aa70233
this one is gold
Dammit guys
Yes! i love this idea, brilliant!
>>557648172
dammit guys!
GET REKT FAGIT
>>557648528
topkek
>>557634958
My sides
>>557618910
kill yourself faggot and never post on 4chan again
lol funny one http://logs.omegle.com/1f2ac05
>>557649035
>http://logs.omegle.com/1f2ac05
top keks
http://logs.omegle.com/a80e827
>>557649214
>http://logs.omegle.com/a80e827
So you're the retard who just copypasted the link to this conversation, then left?
>>557610129
Just met another /b/rother on omegle
>>557649365
No, but I'm pretty sure you're retarded. In some way.
>>557636447
A god amongst /b/ros good work sir
Thanks to the faggot who took my b8 and called me a landwhale
Did I take it too far?
http://logs.omegle.com/33a04c3
>>557649823
You're welcome.
>>557649639
pure faggotery
>>557650954
nope
>>557641489
not even close
How do I get around having to type in a captcha everytime?
>>557651464
Did I get b& or something? Or is it just a shitty spam filter?
>>557651464
Buy a pass goyim
So I thought thus was one of you faggots...
>>557629795
>ttyn
>(talk to you never)
>(slang for masturbate)
>>557651723
Meant for omegle m8.
test
>kek
kek
>>557652258
whoops thats old one.
we're on page 1 but we're still a ded thred
>>557625028
has to take screencap. so half a true channer.
semitrue
Didnt go down too well
>>557642204
Pretty good improv. good job anon
ITT: Literal cancer.
moot please shut down
To the fellow who just sent me on a ruse cruise, I salute you.
>indian
>not deterred by the fact Im a sex offender
>leak your pussy
>>557610129
>>557621280
Hi Chen Ryan D
I might've gotten the most interesting of them all.
>>557656176
post.
dead bread is dead
how fucking stupid can this guy be
he read that message, and got this out of it.
>>557656487
http://logs.omegle.com/9f167d7
fuck I forgot to do it earlier sorry
>>557657210
that's a \b\tard how much u wanna bet
http://logs.omegle.com/70220dd
\b\tard
>landwhale
3/10 reaction
Smells like Summer, get off here kids
>>557610129
>>557658798
Top kek
Fagget says he Sarah then reveals he's a 25 year old gay man
>>557626357
Oh my god!!! Gold.
>>557657156
10/10
Captcha: 1010
>>557639114
i started crying at "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI"