Hey guys.. I want to take some time out from typical mod duties

suck zone

the ass was fat

So I gotta ask, when you ban the CP and such, you save it on your computer for later right?

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>he does it for free

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>>557344692
ass

>>557344692
Probably gonna get banned for this

Nigger do moar

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i do everything for you mooderatoor

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>>557344692
Hello purple palm tree man! What do you think of my cat?

>>557344692

why do you guys constantly delete threads that don't break any rules, it's getting old as fuck

>>557344692
I didn't know mods shitposted like this

tumblr pls go

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>>557344692

how about you stop being a faggot, you faggot?

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>>557344692

go fuck yourself with a cactus faggot

Op is still a fag

>>557344692
Can I have mod.

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>>557344692
>having this little to do

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>>557344692
Where's moot?

>>557344692
This is a pretty gay, whiny post. Also, I refuse to believe any of you guys actually have a life outside the basement.

>>557344692
LOL is this copy spaghetti?

Hey mod bro how do I become a moderator?

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>>557344692
I respect you, Barnacle Man.

>>557345226
SHITPOST

>>557344692
> he does it for free
So does your mom.

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>>557344692

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>>557344692
>we actually do have jobs, or are in school, or have active social lives

since mod is apparently not going to engage in discussion I will proceed to assert that he/she is a huge faggot and is doing a horrible job and I hope they quit and kill themselves

>>557344692
that is hilarious

>>557344692
You have a social life and work on 4chan?

Kek

You are fucking stupid. Everyone on 4chan and especially /b/ has no social life or anything to achieve in life. You are basically babysitting a bunch of 20 year old autistic furry lovers for free.

>>557344692
nigger go back and suck moots penis

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>>557344692
>we're doing it all for you
>for you

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>>557344692
>or are in school

underageb&

>>557344692
Do you need some ointment to soothe the pain in your tender butthole? Stop being such a massive faggot and go back to your community service.

No really I want to be a mod.

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>girlfriends

next you're gonna tell me you dont like hot pockets

>>557344692
ban me you fucking pussy faggot i hate jews and niggers fuck you faggot jew nigger

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>>557344692

>girlfriends

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>>557344692
Make it a sticky, modbro, so everybody can read it and act accordingly.

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>we love 4chan and want to make it a better place for you guys

there's a fool's errand if ever I saw one.

>I hope you guys will think about our feelings the next time you decide to post malicious copypasta attacking our character

okay this can't be for real. did someone get ahold of the mod function and decide to troll a little? nobody this sensitive to criticism could possibly get tapped to moderate the Four Chan.

>>557344692
can you ban ID heaven from posting pls/

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>>557344692

>think about feelings
what is this gay shit you sound like my ex

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>>557344692
Dun Let the kiddies hurts you!

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>>557344692

>>557344692
>>>/tv/
>>>/sp/

>>557346156
ayy lmao is this copy spaghetti?

>>557346156
ayy lmao

>>557346082
ayy lmao

>>557344692
I prefer regular.

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>>557344692

Welcome to /b/: Where being a mod is the most thankless job on Earth next to wiping Rosie O'Donnell's ass for her.

>captcha: Protein balMod

a

y

y

l

m

a

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>>557344692
>shitposting
>doing it gratis

o

>>557346209
it's called copy pasta you fucking newfag

fuck chocolate milk

>>557344692
fucking cancer.

>>557346156
ayy lmao

>>557346338
YOU FUCKING NIGGER DELETE THAT POST

>>557346089
THE FUCK U JUST SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? I AM A MASSIVE CONTRIBUTOR TO THIS SITE AND HAVE BEEN SINCE THE SUMMER OF 2005!!!!
I HAVE CREATED SO MANY COPYPASTAS YOU WOULD HAVE NO IDEA YOU FUCKING NIGLET!

This must be a troll I mean come on /b/ of all the places OP this is worst place in the world to possibly think we care about feelings C:

>>557344692
Did tumblr invade 4chan's moderation?... I hope what you just said was troll bait. If your taking the copy pasta serious you may need to think about not modding any more. Just food for thought

>>557346338
delightful combo breaker. please keep that post up.

>>557346372
you got some sand in ur vag ayh?

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>>557346372
rekt

>>557346156
ayy lmao

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>>557344692
Wait. You actually do it for free?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No wonder you always do a shitty job.

>>557346338
delete this post

o

sin compensación monetaria

>>557344692
>I hope you guys will think about our feelings
I get called a faggot on a daily basis. I don't get upset, so why the fuck should you?
Pretty much everywhere on the internet, mods and admins get insulted because they do their job. You're acting like it's your fucking first day and someone insulted you.

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QQ more

who /sp/ here?

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>>557346305
>>557346307
>>557346309
>>557346323
>>557346328
>>557346336
>>557346341
dat 4chanpass

M

O

>>557344692
captcha: offensively writyoc

O

T

>>557346392
You're a faggot

if you were really a mod you could sticky this but I bet you can't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s71DWDeyyic

>>557344692
I have no life except the internet, can i be a mod?

How can I be a mod?

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>>557344692

If anybody actually responds to this shit, congratulations, you're officially cancer. Not like it fucking matters anymore, literally everything on here is cancer now.

>>557346576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>557346536
sup

>>557344827
they save it first.

>>557346536
here

>>557344692
lurk moar faggot

>>557346536
reportan

>>557346392
LOL is this copy spaghetti?

>>557344692
>I hope you guys will think about our feelings the next time you decide to post malicious copypasta attacking our character,
so, what, moot just hires his fuckbuddies for mods?

look where you are. grow a damn spine

>>557346694
reportan

>>557344692
>or are in school
4CHAN MODS CONFIRMED FOR UNDERAGES

>>557346736
>so, what, moot just hires his fuckbuddies for mods?
yes

>>557344692
>implying you have a girlfriend

>>557344692
OP IS FAGGOT, what is this your first day as mod son?

USER WAS NOT BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>557344692
Fuck you nigger

>>557346587
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOw?????

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??????

I WILL HUNT U DOWN AND KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE WHILE PULLING OUT YOUR TOENAILS YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAG

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>>557344692
>Doing it for free

>>557345226
XD SO FUNNY LOLOOLL

>>557344972
>Noshit.jpg
>Be on /b/
>Post some funny random shit
>Gets saged

Fuck heaven

>>557346783
nice thumbnail bro.

Hey mod, why don't you delete all the /soc/ threads anymore?

You guys created /soc/ so camwhores would fuck off.

Also /b/, nobody cares about your ex's nudes.

>>557346536
>>557346536
ayy lmao

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>>557344692
>mfw the mod was so butthurt from /sp/ shitposting that he cried back to /b/ to make this post in the hopes that /sp/artans wouldn't find him

we're on to you faggot

>no monetary compensation

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excuse me mod i am about 2 take a shit how does that make you feel i need 2 poop xD

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Why are faggots like you mods?

>eating miniature panzerottis
>moderating pro bono

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>HE DOES IT FOR FREE

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>>557344692
tthanks mods

>>557346847
Look at me, I'm Heaven! I like to shove nigger shit up my ass and get aids!

>>557346343
pasta is a type of spaghetti

>>557344692
OP is, as usual, a faggot

Where's Waldo?

>>557347079
jk no I don't

>>557344692
Thanks for le fish ><>°

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If you hate it so much ban me for exactly 5 minutes and i will never post that copypasta again. Ever.

>>557347092
yeh but that's not how the meme goes

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They do work....for free!?

Bet you think you're like a solider too! Defense freedom "voluntarily" hahahahaha WAIT THEY ACTUALLY GET PAID!

HAAHAHAH WHAT A FAGGGOT

when will mot show himself to us?

>>557347243
B8d hard

>>557344692


>working for free

butthurt mod is butthurt

Moot is called a gay money hoarding jewish NSA agent every 5 seconds and you don't see him making threads whining about it. I hadn't even heard of this copypasta until now.

tl;dr QQ more mod

>>557347204
Yeah I was jk, I actually like to shove my 2 inch cock into newborn babies and then throw them in a dumpster lolz <3 :DDDDD

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O rly?

>>557347397
>I hadn't even heard of this copypasta until now.
Get of /b/

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>>557347291

Just got my mot done actually. Passed with flying colors.

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>>557344692
>because when it comes down to it, we're doing it all for you.

>>557347243
go back to your web and eat some more flies, you lying fag

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>>557344692
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>>557347243
Somebody is definitely a new summer

>>557344692
ayy, another aussie hacked moot?

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Question for the Mod.

What does your schedule look like? Is there a designated time you have that allows moderating 4chan without much interference with normal activities?

Secondly, in the case of bans, what have you personally had to deal with in a post that got banned? Was it NSFW on a SFW board, or was it some generic breaking of a global rule?
Alternatively, I'd like to hear your worst ban to date. What was it, and how did you handle it
>obviously aside from banning

>>557347680
yeh it's you

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>>557344692

Hey guize, mootykins here! Agent Suárez is one of our most efficient mods.

>>557344692
MOOOOOOOOODS

>>557347845
moot ur gay

Lmao this can't be legit

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>>557344692
>we're doing it all for you.

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>>557347475
finally a chance to use this

>>557348005
changsquintingattinypaper.jpg

>>557347969
Just another day on ker-azy /b/!

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/sp/ mods are the worst on the site. Almost as bad as /v/ or /co/. The remove all the interesting threads.

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>>557344692
>>557347845
>>557347765
>>557347680
>>557347664
>>557347656
>>557347526
>>557347475
>>557347014
>>557346932
>>557346156
>>557345434
>>557344851

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>>557347894

>>557348095
>not knowing how to expand images

>being this new

>>557347473
I don't like this. I love it actually

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Remember guys, they're doing this 4U

>>557344692
>we're doing it all for you

so banning me for 3 days on /sp/ for posting "off-topic" threads (which were USA world cup related) is the equivalent of doing it all for me?

No. Fuck off faggots, no one likes you here and no one ever will except your puppet master Jew cunt moot.

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>>557344692

>>557344692
As long as /sp/ and /v/ continues to be moderated as poorly as they are now and /mlp/ continues to exist, you're doing it wrong.

Also, take your shitposting to /s4s/, you raging faggot.

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>557348330
>this

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>>557348204

>>557344692
A lot of the Janitors are douchebags, can anyone fix this?

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>>557344692
>filename

what fucking beta mod posted this shit?

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>>557348305

>>557344859
and titties

>>557348182
Not exactly sure why my post is in there, but whatever.

Been here since May of 2004, and still just want a nice conversation with a mod.
>it's always so much to ask

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>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>557348389
/mlp/ is a containment board

>>557344692
Fuuuuucking gay. You faggot gtfo you little bitch

>>557348542
kek
>Tfw mod is probably in damage control overdrive

posting in a mod thread

>>557346156
ayy lmao

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>/b/'s bump limit is 300

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Why type of weabo faggot beta nigger shit is this huh?

Faggot, gtfo.

u r gay feg

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>>557348413

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJhwhgbl6m

Op, i just got off the Phone with the FBI and they said they are tracking you down and you will go to their special faggot jail

>>557348565
If their faggotry was met with zealous perma-banning then we wouldn't need a containment board for them.

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damn, apparently this was a call for all the edgyfaggots to lurk their way out of their hiding places so they could make fun of am mod.

but this did get
[spoiler] guaranteed replies[/spoiler]

>>557348815
more of this gt pls

Did the 'he does it for free' image with John Morris start on /sp/?

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This is now a spiderman thread

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>>557349112

>>557345320
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557349018
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BJhwhgbl6m
>Dat marimba and flute
Love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

ITT: mad shit posters who are mad that you cleaned up their shit

>>557349080
That wasn't even my picture

>posting this for free

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>>557349112

>>557344692
? This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ? “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ? "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ? “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ? "He had the perfect fettucini ? “There was nothing I could cook” ? “I cooked that al dente” pls no coperino pasterino macaroni alfredo.

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>>557344692

slippery wet dog poop

>>557346536
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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>>557349232

>>557349232
Yeah but do become mod bro?

>>557345853
Could be college.

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>>557349423

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>>557349232
not sure if copypasta or something new entirely.

>>557346608

>if anybody actually responds

>responds

eat your words faggot

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>>557344692

>>557349232
Hey bro can you make me a sandwich

>>557344692
HA! Gay!

>>557344692
>this level of damage control
>this level of beta

The city of 4chan mods & janitors.

AHAHAHAHAFAGGOT.JPG

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>>557349594

Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-18 16:21:32 Post No.557349692
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Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-18 16:21:32 Post No.557349692 [Report]

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>>557349018

>>557349247
Holy shit my sides

They do it for free because it gives them power over others, if that weren't the case they obviously wouldn't do it.

>>557344692
You are a fucking faggot
Kill yourself, no life loser

>>557349313
wow reallly?

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>>557349692

>>557349692
faggot :^)

>>557349364
>MUH
>SIDES

>>557344692
This is pretty good bait guaranteed replies 8/10.

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>>557349692
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear mods,
I'm sorry for these rude people! I truly love you guys <3 Can you ban people That say "tits or gtfo? It's truly rude!
Thanks,
Ally ;)

>>557349018
Holy shit my sides

dae remember this le ebin may may?
><>

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>>557349872

>>557350000
>KWADS IN THRED POSTED BY MAWDS

Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-18 16:24:41 Post No.557350095
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Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-18 16:24:41 Post No.557350095 [Report]

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>>557350000
I REMEMBER THOSE EBIN QUADS BECAUSE IM REPLYING TO THEM RIGHT NOW

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>>557349692
>doing it for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJy0-nIiftc

>>557349232
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557344692
fucking faggot

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>>557350000
DEM QUADS

>>557347473


omg. Raping newborns and tiny cocks are my triggers. plz stop

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>>557344692
>>557344692
HANDS FREE FAPPING

>>557344692
Fuck you faggot no one gives a shit.

>>557344692
MODS=GODS

>>557350095
first

>>557350095
can you enable dubs again pls? and remove ids.

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>>557350000

>>557350000
quints confirm le green fish maymay is epic maymay

a

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>>557349018
holy flying tits this is real gold

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>>557344692
op is obvious furfag

>>557350108
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557344692
nice to see mods like to shitpost too sometimes. troll on ascended brother, troll on.

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>>557350000
>quads

>people not being nice towards mods on /b/
>better make a post that may convince them to be nicer on /b/
>on /b/
>on fucking /b/
either this is some sort of b8 or the mods don't know what they're moderating

>>557350291
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557349692
ayy lmao

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>>557350095
i like how your so busy here that your completely ignoring the pictures of little girls being posted in that other thread

>>557350000
/s4s/ does it again!

>>557350095
why doesn't m00t post anymore?

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Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. yes I replied to you because you're a mod, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JcVOvdVABL

>>557350000

asfuiogoysgui<sdhnfgusil

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>>557350095

>>557350458
who is this?

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>>557350000

>>557344692
>Hey guys.. I want to take some time out from typical mod duties to address the growing issue of everyone always pointing out that we "do it for free" whenever you talk about mods/janitors.
>Yes, we do janitor and moderate on a volunteer basis, but why do you think we do it? It's because we love 4chan and want to make it a better place for you guys. We take it as seriously as we can, but it it isn't our whole lives, because unlike the copypasta states, we actually do have jobs, or are in school, or have active social lives (hobbies, sports, parties, activities, friends, girlfriends, cooking, etc) outside of the internet.
>I hope you guys will think about our feelings the next time you decide to post malicious copypasta attacking our character, because when it comes down to it, we're doing it all for you.

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>>557344692
'Ello there matey nigger, g'day govna fagget

>>557350346
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557344692
I love you mod, do you love me?.

>>557350563
your mum

>>557344692

Thanks mods. Mods are love, mods are life :^)

>>557349872
It was a generalization. Thank you for answering.
>Still in High School

naw m8, I finished school with high enough grades so I'm starting an apprenticeship in aviation engineering at the end of the month.

>>557350095
does this mean I' mod now? :^)

>>557350702
my mum doesn't sound anything like that

>>557344692
NDEM

>>557344692
Thanks mod, you're okay.

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>>557344692
MODS=FAGS

So are you the reason that 4Chan is as fucked up as it is?

Why don't you fags make a board for furries?
I*m fucking sick & tired of making new filters everytime i see that gay shit.

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>>557350000

dem quads

>>557350692
>GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS MAWD I ENED A REPLY :(((

First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557350757
>high enough grades
>aviation apprenticeship

Lmao, faggot.

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dawwwwwww
D:
<3

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posting the classic that started it all

>>557350872
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557344692
thank you based mod
i will take this into consideration

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>>557344692
here is a cap if anyone wants it

This Mod is throwing out troll bait... Sage in all fields. even the text box.
SAGE

>>557344692
Ayy lmao post fit fuccboi

ur a faggot.

>doing it for us
If anything actually happend this place wouldn't be such an amazing shithole.

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>>557350000
dem quads

>>557350872
A rich faggot.

>>557345226
fart

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Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you

>>557351256
>>557350996
I'm disapopinted, fuccbois.
First off, I'm not sure if this is a serious inquiry as your approach is explicitly obtrusive and autistic. You clearly didn't consider anything of the others' perspective regarding how you're an anonymous internet fat fuck the mods don't give a shit about.

Second, if you genuinely wanted to "get in" with someone, I question your thought process behind this methodry.

You have absolutely no established relationship with this stranger, yet you assert the homely apparition of "BRO" as though you're inclusively selected to participate in bargaining for being granted moderator status just by you being your faggot self asking.


So you lead me to ask, with grave sincerity:

Are you a fucking retard?

You've annotated what a daft cunt you are by this clobbering wake which is the embodiment of your presentation.

Learn some FUCKING manners, you fucking idiot, because acting like an entitled little bitch isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

Not a single god damn thing will come to your self absorbed persona. Learn some humility, learn how to be humble to those who hold power above you.


You're a fucking idiot. Get out of here. You're lucky I'm not a mod, or I'd lecture you before banning your faggot ass back to reddit.

Nobody here is your "bro".

>>557349872
>implying /b/ was ever "intellectually stimulating"

>implying you aren't new

>implying you are not a nigger

>>557349018
I would be greatly pleased if somebody wrote out the lyrics for this so I can sing it quietly to myself and laugh like a faggot

captcha: ehgovna come

>>557351285
4/10

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>>557350000

>>557351328
>2014
>thinking anyone's "new"
Oh yeah, get a load of this fuccboi everybody. Just hopped onto the trendy 4chan train, didn't ya? Got your beats by dre, son? How many visits to McdONALD's have you notched off this week? Welcome newfriend, you'll find complementary giga puddi next to the girugamesh fountains of knowyourmeme

>>557344692
Can we talk about /tv/ and the over-zealous moderation that has undoubtedly ruined the board? No?

Okay.

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>>557351008
^^^Here's a better cap 'cause he's a faggot^^^

>he does it for us

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>>557344692
posting in epic bread

>>557351578
epic, can i post it to /r/4chan?

>>557349018
winrar

check out my doubles!!!!!

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>>557351285
Just reported your shitty fucking post, which is kind of funny, since i am CIA. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a CIA, a person of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to Obama. so he will be here soon to arrest your ass. that's right, Obama and i are good friends so he regularly arrests the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the NSA database on the server so i can see every call you've ever made - and man, you said a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

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>>557345226
ebin maymays guise

>>557351662
Yus
Credit Thomas for the cap

>>557351805
Kill yourself