RP thread. You wake up in a room, clad in armor for some reason.

open the chest nigger

creep around the stairs and go for the sword

Open the chest with your dick

pick up the torch

>>557182528
masturbate

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>>557182714
You grab the sword, and look around the stairs, but the eyes keep looking at you. They seem to be moving to keep a glare on you.

hit the painting with the sword and jump out to safety

Really though, just open the chest with your dick

>>557183078
oh and, gets are 2 and 6

>>557183340
Take torch and ball, then open the chest

>>557183078
masturbate onto the staircase using the blood on the floor as lube

>>557183078

keep the sword ready and carefully make it over to the chest to check its contents

Do the helicopter

>>557183552
>>557183078
winrar you better be drawing op

>>557183552
OP here, on my tablet. My power just blipped , will deliver in a minute

bumping for bloody faps

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>>557183552
You decide to masturbate using the blood on the ground as lubricant... The demon appears to be visibly shaken.

GETs: 8 or 9

>>557185757
Loot the treasure chest before taking a smoke break

>>557185757
Try and open the chest

>>557185757
take torch and ball, open chest

Loot chest>shit in it>give to red eyes as a gift

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we kill the bat

>>557185757
Stretch your leg down the stairs and see what happens

>>557185757
DOUSE THE TORCH

>>557186319
invalid, there is no bat

>>557182528
Move chest over staircasehole and move closet in front of window. There, you just made a perfect start on Alone In The Dark 1

>>557186278
winrar

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>>557186278
You try to open the chest, but it does not work. You shit on it anyway. Red eyes is still a little creeped out.

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>>557187097
fixed image sorry for shittiness.
get is 7 or 6

>>557187097
Fill in the white space with green.

>>557187097
burn chest with torch

>>557187097
Rub your shit on yourself as a safety barrier of magical stench. you are now immune to red eyes.

>>557187356
invalid, I fixed it

>>557187695
Use the blood to create a seance ritual to call hitler in the room

>>557186632
reroll

>>557187356
excellent move, sir.
also, grab torch

>>557187783
ReRoll

>>557187348
shove the ball up your ass and fire it out at the red eyes as if it was a cannon ball

>>557187348
Go down the stairs, maybe the red eyed monster/cat want to be frineds with you, or cannot come upstairs because its afraid of light

>>557187348
throw ball trough window

>>557182528
Stick the torch in your ass

stab self to death

>>557188340
rollin for this

Piss all over the place

>>557189025
reroll

>>557187947
>>557187956
hitler has been summoned, you now have torch
GETs: 4 or 5

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>>557189213
forgot image.

>>557189213
Hitler throws a just opened zyklon-b cannister down the stairs

>>557189213
stab hitler, douse torch

>>557189309
take ball and attack red-eyes

>>557189309
Fucking brilliant btw.

Also if get: reroll >>557189213

>>557189213
throw hitler down the stairs

>>557189595
wat

>>557189595
I mean reroll >>557189381

Oops

>>557189775
oh yea, fuck ur plan.

>>557189213
drop sword and torch, dual wield hitler

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>>557189775
Hitler throws an open can of Zyklon-B, which made the demon suddenly freeze and drop to the ground. You look on in awe. You can see something glimmering near the monster's corpse.
8 or 4 is GET

Fuck Hitler in the ass. Stare at the demon while you fuck Hitler.

>>557190527
Let hitler pick up glimmering thingy and both walk down stairs.

>>557190527
make hitler a nigger by slowly tanning him black with the torch

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>>557190868
Just saying, it's sad that this thread has so few participants. Op is actually doing great. Some entertainment to kill time.

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>>557190868
Hitler now has some sort of compass, which is pointing in another direction of the dark cavern of the dead beast. Hitler says something in german that sounds like "make snail", while gesturing forward.
3 or 7 decides.
>>557191456
thanks m8

>>557192081
lean very close to hitler and kiss him in the lips

>>557192081
extinguishing the torch

>>557192081
tag team the monsters corpse with hitler
then walk deeper into the cavern

>>557192081
loot beast. Use bones to fashion a key for the chest.

>>557192081
cut the beast open for loot

Repeatedly poke the dæmon's eye with Hitler's dick

>>557192081
make snail and follow direction of compass. Also take a piss on hitler

>>557192081
stab hitler in the foot, take compass, run.

stop, run back, shave hitlers beard and glue it on your lip with demon blood. run!

>>557192081
kill hitler and reveal yourself as fully jewish

push hitler out the window jump out and land on a metal spike only to spawn back in the room with hitler next to you again

feed Hitlers arms to monsters anus

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>>557192423
>>557192393
You now have a key for the chest, because you used the beast's bones to fashion a key.
2 or 1

Put a pineapple in hitler's ass

>>557192861
reroll for this>>557192974

You know what to do, anon!

>>557192974
the fuck. rerolling >>557186632

>>557193041
God damn it.

>>557193041
where the fuck do we have a pineapple from?

>>557192974
wear hitlers skin as shining armor

>>557192974
Follow compass direction.

>>557192974
Lets go back to the chest and open that shit

>>557193041
there is no pineapple. roll again

rip off hitlers dick and lick the wound in an ode to satan

go back to chest and open it

>>557193531
This

>>557192974
make pineapple with pineapple ritual. bur run somewhere first

Burn dick with torch

>>557192974
eat the key so that no one can have it. Gain key related powers

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>>557193596
>No pineapple
>Summons Hitler

>>557193869
I guess we could summon a pineapple?

>>557193531
You open the chest to find... a note? You go back downstairs to read it... it has some runes on it. You are somehow able to speak them, but you do't understand them. Upon speaking them, The creature's corpse becomes a rather large war hammer.
2 or 8

Then summon the pineapple goddamnit!

>>557194267
take warhammer and follow compass direction

>>557194267
eat the key, gain key related powers.

This is an RP thread why do I not see any RP?

>>557193653

>>557194267
dual wield that shit motherfucker. hitler degrades to torchboy

Fuck the pineapple, shove the hammer up Hitler's arse

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>>557194267
forgot pic damn it

>>557194708
Put hammer in hurlers ass

>>557194708
wtf that thing is huge

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>>557193653

RP, niggers. Give it to me.

grab hammer go upstairs break window with hamme smash up hitler with hammer snort hittler jump out windowland in a portal that transports you back into the castle

>>557194782
This

>>557194708
We cant hold a sword, torch, and a warhammer. I say, give the sword to hitler, and we take the hammer.

>>557194997
rolling for this

>>557195153
rolling again

>>557194997
Wouldnt it be fucking sick if that window wasnt a painting?

>>557195129
have you learned anything from history you retard?

hitler needs the torch, he likes to burn things.

>>557195323
wat
rolling for this>>557194997

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>>557194382
You take the path, and end up at a pool of water with another demonic beast coming out of it.
9 decides. Reducing #s due to lots of people here now

>>557195507
Summon solaire for jolly cooperation

Piss in the water to contaminate that shit, everyone knows sea critters die in contaminated piss water

>>557195507
well shit. dose torch, reach end of level unnoticed.

>>557195507
Lie down on the ground and cry

>>557195507

ATtack BEast, Kill BEast,Cook up remains, Feed Hitler Loot body

throw hammer at demon scavenge around and in him for more things if object is found stuff in hitlers ass if not then continue in compass direction

>>557195507
both of us an hero

>>557195693
Re rolling

>>557195507
beat that fucker with the hammer

>>557195507
Come to terms with the creature. Have it mold forms with hitler to become your new companion

>>557195507

murder/suicide now

>>557195836
rolling again

>>557195851
Re re rolling

>>557195507
no, i got it! throw the sparkling lightning sword into the water

>>557195507
Fuck it into submission and use it as a mount

>>557195507
Jump on beasts back, throw hammer at hitler.

>>557196000
them trips i should get my command for my trips trips are worth more than a rolled 9 also reroll if not

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>>557196000

FUGEM Trip lads

Good show!

>>557196021
Re re re rolling for stupid

>>557195507
Shove the hammer up your ass

>>557196229
winrar

New plan: Sacrifice Hitler to the creature

>>557195507
>summon lazer
>charge lazer
>fire

>>557196304
fuck off
>>557196000

>>557196229
winnnnn

>>557196000
think my trips are worth more than a rolled 9 so yeah waiting on op to decide

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>>557196229
You stupidly shove the hammer up your ass, and the demon burns hitler's arm off. nice job
5 is get

tell hitler i am jew

>>557185757
Take another hit of acid because you're starting to become aware of the real world again.

Kill yourself

>>557197009
kill hitler with blood covered hammer and use body as bait

>>557197009
Summon solaire he is our only hope

>>557195958
re roll

>>557197009
Ass-slam the demon with your ass-hammer

>>557197009
Throw Shitler into monsters mouth as a peace offering

>>557197185
winnar

>>557197009
throw hammer at demon scavenge around and in him for more things if object is found stuff in hitlers ass if not then continue in compass direction
rerolling

>>557197185
Will it crit?

>>557197009
Swing your ass hammer at the beast

>>557197009
full force shit the hammmer at the monster

>>557197185
This plus a fart that launches the hammer towards the beast

>>557197365
>scavenge around and in him
so you're saying a thrown hammer kills the demon

>>557197828
no fuck off faggot

>>557197828
and ejaculate backwards as counterforce

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>>557197185
critical hit!
4 get

>>557198392
Fuck it's body into submission.
Then let it mount you.

>>557198392
Rimjob monster

Have a fat wank to celebrate

>>557198392
Spin in midair and hit him with the sword too and then it gets caught in him and you slid down with your sword in his boy slicing the bitch

>>557198392

commit suicide after murdering hitler

>>557198392
now say you are sorry to the demon and go back upstairs and fuck hitler with your sword, killing him

>>557198392
Heal hitler with the power of love

>>557198392
Thank hitler for his service and use what's left of monster to give hitler a new demon snake arm, then have sex with demon snake arm

>>557198554
winning

>>557198392
Use a spell to reanimate the monster and make him your slave, then fuck it

>>557198554
body*

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>>557198554

epic finish move

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>>557198554
sliced demon flings a chest at you

>>557198907
initiation wasnt bad either. didnt know what hit him

>>557199030
oh, and get is 2

>>557199030
What no.?

>>557199030
open it

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>>557199030

>>557199334
>>557199030
Catch it with your pecs and then crush it oen with them.

>>557199030

disreguard the chest. Suck Hitlers Cock while humming the Macaraina

>>557199334
ignore chest, turn hitler into an obedient zombie
hitler and move on.

Our hero trips and kills himself by falling on his sword

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>>557199030
let hitler open the chest. Don't look at it

>>557199432
get

>>557199334
DODGE CHEST!

use prick to pick lock and see what majestic objects are inside the chest.

>>557199382
fucking casuals, this is a speedrun

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>>557199382
you find the amulet of yendor. you can do anything now, you are omnipotent, next post is last. 1, 5, or 9 is get

>>557199030
Use Hitler's urethra as a lockpick

>>557200227
commit sudoku

>>557200227
Give it to hitler, command him to annihilate all Jews.

use my might to force op to continue till 404

>>557200227
turn OP gay

>>557200351
winrar!
sudoku get

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>>557200393
Or well, let him do whatever he want's because we know how that will go.

>>557200227
animate Hitler's urethra into a live viper that spits zyklon b

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>>557200351

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>>557200351
gg guys. was a good run

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>>557200607
>>557200626

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>>557200607
>two two's in row five
>mfw

>>557200607
>>557200882

also
>two fives in column two
>two threes in column nine

>>557200882
>>557201067

this kills the man