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Found this baby lizard outside. 13 decides what i do with it
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put it on your dick
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Find his parents.
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eat
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>>556953647
Go to a state where it's legal and marry it.
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>>556953647
let it bathe in your ejaculate
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>>556953647
Swollow it whole and absorb its power
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Release it you monster
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shove in pooper
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Boil it
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burn it with fire and magnets
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Let it go you fucking monster.
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put it on your dick
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you didnt just find it you went out and caught it cause you live in florida kill it or w/e theres a trillion more where that came from
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Keep it and make it your bro pet.
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just let it go?
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swallow it without killing it
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>>556953647
Lizard in pooper
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Stroke it gently
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SET IT ON FIRE.
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>>556953647
lick it
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>>556953647

daw its cute.

raise it into a strong lizard bro with lots of love
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>>556953647
Gobble
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Smash it up and mix it with lotion and jack off with it
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>>556953751
This
Only because it sounds so difficult.

Also update your adventure.
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>>556953647
smoke him
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Let it go
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let it go free.
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let it go
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lick him then let him go
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Raise it as you would your own child.
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>>556953647
swallow it
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>>556953647
Raise it and dont hurt it
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Become its mate
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Buy a house in Florida and let the lizard live there rent free.
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insert
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breed it
once it turns into a dragon
be the lizard king
conquer the world
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>>556953647
Release it, kill your first born to know the pain of the lizard mother if you had killed that baby lizard.
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>>556953647
keep it,Raise it to be savage by giving it larger prey compared to it's size. Take care of it and keep it with you at nearly all times.
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Cook it in some cooking oil and eat it, post pics.
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>>556953948
>>556953949
>>556953954
Faggots
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put it in your dick
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Pee on it
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kill kill kill kill kill
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>>556953948
>>556953954

let it goooo let it gooooo
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>>556953935
drop it in a tall glass and slowly fill the glass with water. slow enough that it can see its own impending doom coming
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stick it in your nose and snort it
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>>556953647
Put it in a cup and squeeze a poo poo onto it
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cun on it
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raise it as your rightful child
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>>556953647
let him free
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raise him to kill spiderman
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>>556953647
swallow it
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>>556953791
rolling for this
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Make him a tiny lizard king hat for when he comes of age and release him to one day be ruler of lizards
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squash it with your micropenis op
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>>556953940
This actually sounds cool.
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>>556953647

snort it
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>>556954045
>rerawl
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>>556953903
lick lick lick
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smoke it bro
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Put its tail n your dick hole
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Snort it up your nostril. Post results.
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Set it on fire now.
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>>556954213
winnar
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>>556954213
yes
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>>556954213
winnnar
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954213
fuck winrar
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>>556954213
give me a second

will delivar
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Deep fry and eat it
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556953647
dance with it
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Kill it with fire
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>>556954152
re-roll
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>>556954213
yeeeeeeee
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>>556954213
Winrar you nigger do it
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>>556953647
Smash it with your mouse, then insert the carcass into your ass and masturbate.
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>>556954213
oh jesus no
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Boil, then eat
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954045
>roll again for first born destruction
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>>556954213
WINNER
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>>556953647
throw it at your mom
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>>556954213
Winrar
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>>556954213
WINRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. Wanted it set on fire, but close enough.
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Make it feel like a king
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insert into urethra
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>>556953647
let it go and shove scissors up your ass
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Masturbate and drown it in your semen! And post pics
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>>556954213
winwar
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Pet it
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find his parents and rape them for lizard abandon.
then give this little fucker a nice future.
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make this thread all over again
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>>556954213
you faggot winrar
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>>556954213
There's a rumor where I live that smoking lizard tail makes you go insane. Rest in pepperonis OP.
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shove it in your ass
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>>556954213
WIN RAR
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let it goo
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>>556953647
raise it as your son, worship dark entities with it and teach it to hate everything.
>get some radioactive material and make it super big
Gather up a lizard army, riding your godzilla, and feed them that radioactive material to make them human sized

Ride your godzilla son, leading your radioactive lizard army and take over Japan, become the new lizard emperor.
Send your lizard army into north korea to make allies.

The rest I leave up to you
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>>556953647
keep it, train it, evolve it
be the very best
like no one ever was
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>>556954513
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>>556954213
Please do not do that to the lizard
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>>556954343
>>556954361
>>556954383
>>556954405
>>556954418
>>556954425
>>556954467
>>556954213

OP is a raging faggot who will not deliver
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>>556954213
OH SHIT.
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>>556953647
Let him go, follow him to his mother and let her bite your dick off.
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>>556954643
that file name tho
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>>556954660
Shut the fuck up whore
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Raise it up, and "educate" it to be your little minion. Then when the right time comes, and you earn your PH.D, Toss him into a neutron hadron collider, and have godzilla follow your whims!


...Or you could just raise the diminutive cuteness for yourself. Your choice.
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>>556954747
Shut the fuck up whore
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>>556954213
based anon
>>556954660
Go away faggot
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>>556954809
>>556954747
>>556954660
Shut the fuck up whore
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>>556954660
Fuck you, nigger.
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>>556954809
Shut the fuck up whore
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Leave it the fuck alone.
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>>556954809
Someones a mad little cumslut
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>>556954213
tfw OP doesn't deliver
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62 get
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>>556953940
>>556954176
uderage faggots
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>>556954848
oh god he's delivering
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>>556954848
Progress
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>>556954848
#freelizard2014
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>>556954848
YESYESYESYES
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>>556954848
oh jeez dis gon be gud
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>>556954848
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Kill it to get 5 experience points. Loot body for Lizard Scale. Go to your local blacksmith to craft Dragon Skin Armor. Equip armor. Invest experience into light armor. Go find a new weapon, your old one sucks.
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>>556954848
You can tell yourself that you're only doing it because /b/ said so.

But you're about to make a choice. Make the right one.
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>>556954848
OP delivering?
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>>556954848
dis gon b gud
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>>556954213
winrar
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>>556954848
Don't do it, you fucking faggot nigger.
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>>556954848
oh boy
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>>556954848
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>>556954848
UH OH

UH FUCKING OH
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173 get
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>>556955009
>#freelizard2014
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>>556954848

fuck im too high for this shit
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>>556955147
The hype is real
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>>556955147
ohh SHIEEEET
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>>556955075
Faggot
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>>556955147
light the tail first bro
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>>556954848
Dont do it
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>>556955147
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>>556955147
MIEN GOD, COULD THIS BE A GOD AMONG MEN.
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>>556955147
NNNOOOOOoooooo :(
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>>556955147
so glad i stayed
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>>556955147
DOO EEEEEET
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>>556954848
Careful with all these SJWs running around /b/ today screaming about a turtle. They may throw a hissy fit.
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>>556954848
Rip lizard /b/ro circa 2014
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>>556955172
didnt get
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>>556954910
>>556954880
>>556954776
>>556954660
>>556955009

Its fucking gonna DIE OKAY
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>>556955172
lol

>>556955147
go on
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>>556955147
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>>556955147
I hope you have the best trip of your life
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do it you faggot
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>>556955147
OH SHIT BLAZE IT
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>>556955147

NOW PUT SOME WEED OR AT LEAST TOBBACO IN THERE AND HIT IT
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>>556954848
>>556955147
>>556955147
>>556955147
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>>556955147
holy shit. shit shit. smoke it smoke it
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>>556955064
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Release it into the wild, you turd.
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>>556955147
Do it faggot. Be the hero /b/ needs. Ignore the moralfags
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>>556954848
>>556955147
YESS
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>>556955075

Do something really bad just to piss this guy off.

Its his fault then.
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>>556955147
nigger do you really think its gonna burn right? it needs to be dried
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uber bad luck if its smoked
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>>556955147

pls no

Grow him into a personal dragon and be bros.
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Release it to its mommy please
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>>556955147
#freeltheizard
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FUCKING DO IT, OP.
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>>556955490
One million years BAD JUJU
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>>556955147
get some fruit flies from the pet store, put him in a container and let him fatten up. Look how emaciated he is by the tail.
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>>556955465
Tell that to all the witches that were burned in fucking salem you nigger.
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I hope lizard smoke is poisonous and you fucking die, you edgy faggot.
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flick its head to disorient it drop it in a shotglass with tequilla,vodka,etc
and drink the shot in one gulp
to absorb its power and make your dick bigger
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Im fappin in anticipation
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>>556955556
he's probably smoking it now
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inb4 OP has ultra lizard powers
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Release it to its mommy please..
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>>556955605
MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG MORALFAG
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C'mon smoke it already you fucking faggot
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The lizard will die, but OP's health will go downhill real quick. Haha, all the toxins in his lungs. The hospital will have a good time trying to figure out why he can't breathe when he won't explain the animal cruelty. DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>556955147
DO IT NIGGER
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>gettin' high on murder
>haters gonna hate
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>>556955232
>>556955441
Won't piss me off.

I've been here long enough to have seen plenty of fucked up shit.

Won't be my fault, it will be on OP. You guys are just a mob of betas screaming for blood because you're too inept to do anything for yourselves.
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>>556955556
55555 got
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>>556955605
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>>556955605
you mode bro?
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>>556953647
eat it
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>>556955147
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>>556955556
>one off quints
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>>556955747
FUCK
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>>556953647
Holy shit dude raise it as your own then be the badass in town that has a kickass pet lizard what the fuck are you doing faggot
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>>556955207
fucking feel ya man

(pic is what i found in my baggy on said day)
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Release it to its mommy please162
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>>556955747

LIGHT THAT BITCH UPPPPPPPPP AND PASS IT
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>>556955605
>lizard smoke
>poisonous
lel
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>mfw OP is actually delivering
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>>556955747
come on man that is unsmokable, put it inside a pipe
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>>556955747
Holy shit
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>>556955747
enough showing, do it
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>>556955725
What he said. Nigger mob mentality up in here.
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>>556955747
NONONONONONO ONONONONONINONONO
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>>556955747
is habbedin :DDD
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>>556955747
Look at his cute little tail :D
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>>556955747
Yes pls m80
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>>556955747
>>556955747
>>556955747
DO IT
>dat tail
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>>556955747
It looks like a fucking candle XD
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>>556955747
We've come far.
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>>556955747
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>556955747
heeeere we go
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>>556955747
Have some ass
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>>556955747
Will one absorb the lizard's spirit?
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>>556955856
my face always becomes the F5 key
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>>556955902
LIGHT THAT SHIT UP FAGGOT
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>>556955902
OP IS SEXY AS FUCK
SHOW COCK PLS
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>>556955902
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>>556955902
Light up buddy.
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>>556955902
this is fucking brilliant
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>>556955902
id go gay for op
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>>556955902
Tyler?
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Go ahead and smoke a HEX. Start growing tumors OP.
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>>556955603
your raging nigger mongoloid you really think a human burns as fast as a cigarette?
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>>556955902
Holy shit
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>>556955902
Go on!
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>>556955902
Livestream it.
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Dont know what happend. When i lit it up, it popped Wtf
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>>556955902
YOU RAGING FAGGOT
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>>556955902

I would fuck OP
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>>556955902
Fuck u cunt I will bash ur ead in m8, I swear on me mum. Fuck.
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>>556955902
Justin Timberlake is gonna smoke a lizard.

cap: fact jobving
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>>556956057
oh fuck off
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>>556956104
post lizard corpse pls
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>>556955747
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>>556956104
reroll it then faggot
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>>556956104
MOAR
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>>556956104
o no
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>>556956104
OP DELIVERED
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>>556955902
MFW it runs down into his lungs when he lights it
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>>556955902
Is that a lizard smoking contest medal hanging on the wall?
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>>556956104
You glorious bastard
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>>556956104
NOOOOOOO
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>>556956104

MY SIDES ARE IN OUTER SPACE
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>>556956104
ur a legend
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>>556956104
AHAHA NOW YOU HAVE LIZARD CANCER OP GOOD LUCK GETTING A GF
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WE WILL FIND YOU OP
AND WE WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID
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>>556956104
OP DELIVERED
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>>556955747
to be honest i would not suggest smoking the little guy, i would rather raise it. but its not me, and you already there bro, smoke it, be the hero /b/ needs in these times.
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>>556956104
youre a monster op
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Do it and join a multitude of other stupid mindless fucks that do anything the internet tells them. Not to mention post your face while you are at it.
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>>556956172
No I'm being fucking serious. I gotta buddy named Tyler that lives in Florida. Is this guy/looks just like him.
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if it poped out eat it!
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>>556955902
pls
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Bro you have to kill it and dry out the remains and then grind them into a fine powder which you then mix into weed or tobacco and smoke.

If you're gonna actually do it do it right.

But nah op is just attention getter
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>>556956104
>>556955865

TOLD YOU, PUT IT IN A PIPE, GRIND IF YOU HAVE TO
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>>556956104
EBIN
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>>556955825

what I'm smoking this lovely morning!
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>>556956104
Krsevan, is that you?
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>>556956104
You glorious glorious bastard
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>>556956220
yfw there's a filter blocking the way
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>>556956104
At least he attempted to deliver
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>>556953647
Tell it that everything will be okay and let release it outside. Try to give it a little kiss if you can.
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someone screencap this thread
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>>556956256
because ur anonimoose xD
>>556956308
reroll, it's probably the gas inside that popped
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>>556953647
4chan space program must continue
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>>556956308
FUCK
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>>556956313
>nobody cares
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>>556956308
FREEDOM
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>>556956313
take a shower ffs
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>>556956308
lmao
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>>556956308
NO HES DEAD
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>>556956308
looks still intact. time to reroll
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>>556956308
good shyte man, hit it
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>>556956313
Is that a lizard?
No.
Fuck outta here.
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>>556956308
Re-roll it and try again
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>>556953647
let it live free
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>>556955603

People don't catch fire initially, they need to be doused with a fuel or covered in clothing which is flammable. It's the same with the lizard.
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>>556954973
Says the fag who can't
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sick faggots i hope u all get aidscancer
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You are very fucked, OP. Shit-tier individual, may we never meet
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>>556955603
this is what happens when you light up something that's not dried up, thundercunt. the paper is going to burn faster than the lizard too.
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>>556956308

HOLY SHIT HE WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME OR WAT
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He dun goofed
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>>556955902
>>
>>556956308
>>556956104
>>556955902
>>556955747
Toastin in epic bread
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ROLLING FOR OP TO EAT THE REMAINS!!!
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>>556955404
I miss the days when /b/ wasn't full of edgy fuckwits and actively took action against animal cruelty. Now it's all edge all the time.To make it worse, your fagnetism has drawn in others and now they think that's how it's always been. Fuck off shit lords.
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>>556956308
may lizard live on forever in the great beyond
godspeed lizard
godspeed
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>>556956578
ayyy lmao
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Fuck you dude, really fuck you. Animal abusing scum.
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>>556956578
reroll faggot, put it at the end of the cig so the smoke dries it out as your taking the hits
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>>556956578
>Hyundai
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTCHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>556956313
That is the grodiest fingernail ive ever seen
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>>556956308
FINISH IT OFF
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>>556956578
smoke it out of a pipe
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>>556956656
no different than eating it
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>>556956578
make him smoke it
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>>556956578
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>>556956578
16/7/14 never forget, the day an anon smoked a lizzard to death
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>>556956578
I'm please but also very angry at you.
Mixed feelings for our based lizard god.
>the actual lizard, not you
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rip in pieces lizard

also reroll pls
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>>556956706
52 says this
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>>556956574
yah now he is kill
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>>556956620
>shit lords.
1/10 you at least made me reply.
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>>556956578
WE HAVE YOUR FACE, YOUR CAR TYPE.. AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE!
WE WILL FIND YOU OP
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>>556953647
care it, and feed it with love :)
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>>556956578
Someone wake me up, this didnt happend
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>>556956578
rerolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>556956578
rip in peace little dude
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>>556956578
>>
>>556956578
:ded:
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>>556956578
fucking finish the job you fag
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>>556956785
youre a little late, dude
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>moralfags

You mean we're not fucking autists/spuds who enjoy hurting this for no reason. You guys are like the kid I punched in 5th grade because he thought it was funny to step on lizards.
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>>556956578
Fuck yourself, cunt. Killing random shit for no reason, now smoke the rest of it you fucking faggot, because you didn't deliver.
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>>556956781
what a fucking faggot.
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>>556956620
If something as normal as seeing a baby Lizard get smoked is animal cruelty what isn't?
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Reported. Pics sent to authorities. Prepare your asshole
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>>556956785
get out
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>>556956902
le moral fag faec :^)
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>>556955813
winn0r
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What do with remains? 69 decides
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someone pls screencap /b/ history
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... Screencap. NOW!
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>>556956829
Heaven get the fuck out. You're always in every thread trying to derail/fuck shit up. Get the fuck out of here and go back to 9gag with your basement dweller ass
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>>556956578
see you in hell op
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>>556956578
thanks to some cunt OP had to kill it.
now comes the time for the funeral, that lizard is a bro, so send it off in style with a viking style funeral.
flaming pyre and everything
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>>556956970
just eat it
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>>556956620
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>556956970
give the lizard goodbye rimjob.
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>>556956970
in the pooper
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>>556956993
>being this new
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>>556956970
smoke the rest in a reroll dumbfuck
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>>556956993
>fags not knowing how to Heaven
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>>556956271
does your Tyler live in St Pete? Cuz I was thinking the same thing
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>>556956970
eat

#yolo69420noscope
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>>556956656
Go be self-righteous somewhere else, vegan liberal hippie.
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>>556956970
chop it, try to smoke it again
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>>556956902
No one cares.
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>>556956970
shove in dickhole
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>>556956970
grind and smoke again
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>>556956970
put in microwave
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>>556956970
in pooper and cum on it
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>>556957035
This.
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>>556956970
smoke it in a pipe
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>>556956970
put it in penis hole to relax for a while.
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>>556956970
Ground into powder/snort>>556957096
>Not realising this is a joke
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>>556956970

give it to an old lady who lives on your street or neighborhood
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Fuck you animal abuser.
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>>556956970
fry it in a pan then eat it
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>>556956970
eat it you faggit
>>
proper viking burial
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>>556957081
reroll for goobye rimjob
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>>556956970
Make a lizardshake with milk and drink, drink, drink, drink
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>>556956970
Grind it up and smoke it out a bowl.
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put your foreskin around it
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Buy a cemetary plot and bury it. Invite everyone you know.
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>>556956970
grind it up into a powder and snort it
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>>556954101
>>556954102
>>556954103
>in the same fucking thread
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>>556956970
Funeral pyre
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>>556957127
reroll
>>
>>556956970
insert into anus cavity
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>>556957140
reroll
>>
>>556957035
reroll for viking funeral

send this reptile off to valhalla to eternally feast and fuck
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>>556956510
>People don't catch fire initially, they need to be doused with a fuel or covered in clothing which is flammable. It's the same with the lizard.


This is not exactly true.
People catch fire if you raise them to the right temperature.
The reason why you douse them in fuel, is because that will have a lower ignition temperature.

When they used to burn witches, one device they had was a big lever to raise the victim above the fire. Instead of them being in it. Since its hotter just above the fire.

With this method the person would heat up and spontaneously burst in to flames once they reached ignition temperature. Producing quite a spectacular effect.


>LOL Christfags
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>>556957164
reroll
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>>556957256
rolling for this
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>>556956970
>put in cup
>fill cup with amber/sap or syrup
> freeze it
>put a plaque commemorating the based lizard
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>>556957110
Yeah man. Last name start with H?
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Give it a proper burial
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>>556956970
Burn it until there's nothing left.
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>>556956970
funeral pyre
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>>556957268
>>
>>556956706
>>
>>556957145
reroll
>>
>>556956970
You didn't deliver faggot, you killed it and burned the tail.

You're so fucking edgy and cool, smoke the lizard like the internet told you to.
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>>556956970
grind it up and snort that shit OP
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>>556956970
please >>556957174
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>>556957268
>>556957035
>>556956970
These things.
>>
Eat it, chew it up and savor its guts and swallow. If you puke, you don't deliver. Eat that bitch like it would have been in the wild. Gain some calories and make it worth the death.
>>
>>556957212
rimjob +
>>556957145
>>
>>556956970
>corpse fucking
>>
Push it up your pooper.
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>>556957127
rerawl
>>
>>556956970
snort it up
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>>556957285
Reroll
>>
>>556956970
FINISH THE JOB YOU FAG,SMOKE IT AGAIN
>>
Lizard in pooper
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>>556957268
rolling
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Give it a proper burial.
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>>556956928
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>>556957256
dis
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>>556956970

Hand deliver it to your local animal welfare organization and await your punishment.
>>
viking funeral, on a tiny boat down the river. salute while it floats away. pic of it. RIP lizardbro 2014
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>>556957268
so fucking close.
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>>556956970
eat it
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>>556957140
rerolll
>>
coffe grind that shit
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>>556956970
Forgot pic
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>>556957329
Reroll
>>
Grind it up and uses it as a paste to put on your dick and jack off with it
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>>556957035
rolls
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>>556957468
so close man. rolling for this.
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>>556957217
reroll ffs
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>>556957403
rerawl
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>>556956970
cook in pan. eat.
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>>556957468
Close enough do it OP.
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>>556956970
Grind it up and snort it.
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>>556957402
reroll for caloric intake.
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>>556957356
rerolling for this.
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>>556956970
cook in micrwave and eat it
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>>556956308
pass the joint OP
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>>556956970
give it to a nigger
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>>556956578
NO! NO! NO! Severed limbs - OK, Necrophilia - OK, CP - OK, human murder - OK, disgusting diseases - OK, dicks - OK. ugly mutilated dicks - OK, ugly chicks - OK!
BUT WHY THE FUCK HURT THE LITTLE FELLA?! He does not deserve this! I can understand why a guy takes his balls out with a knife and punctures his dick with needles... BUT WHY HURT THE LITTLE FELLA?
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>>556957378
reroll again
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>>556957457
>Meckjeb
good to see a KSP refference
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>>556956970
Put it in your nose, snort it, and swallow.
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>>556957569
wat
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>>556957468
let this guy win OP, rolling for this
>>
Cum on it,then keep smoking it.
then give the remains a viking funeral
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>>556957248

One time reroll
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>>556956970
Crush it up and snort it.
>>
Put it in your ass
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>>556957569
You faggot.
>>
snort it
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>>556957531
rolly roll
>>
make a lizard omlet
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>>556957569
... No, just no.
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>>556957569
more or less .. winrar
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>>556957569
I GOT 69 CUM ON IT
>>
Nigger abusing animals is not cool. I raised my gecko from a little blip that size.
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>>556957569

faggot get
>>
OP delivers and is hot as fuck.
>have some ass
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>>556957513
rip it up
people need to see some little guts
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>>556957569
get thief dickbag read thread before post stupid shit.
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>>556957569
>gets winrar
>pass the joint
>fuck
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>>556957569
>69
WINRAR?
>>
put in penis hole to rest for a bit.
>>
put it in the pooper
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poop on the remain
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>>556957580
reroll
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>>556957513
insert in dickhole
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>>556956970
boil it and then eat it.
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Put it in your neighbors mailbox.
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>>556957513
BURRY IT. IM TALKING MILITARY STANDARDS. GO TO YOUR LOCAL PARK/ PUBLIC PLACE.

ACT AS UPSET AS POSSIBLE.

DIG A HOLE THAT YOU COULD BURRY A DOG IN. AND BURRY THT LITTLE NIG
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>>556957724
Oportunity ruined
>>
In butthole
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>>556957217
reroll
>>
>>556957724
U redeemed urself faggot
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>>556957569
what does this even mean
>>
>>556957784
reroll
>>
>>556957576
/thread
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>>556957035
rolling cos this is what he deserves
>>
Thread is dying. OP, make a new one
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>>556957468
>>556957268
these two are like the same thing and both one off

DO ET
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>>556956970
funeral pyre
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>>556957724
That's not fair, he wasn't rolling for a get nor was his request in the actual post with 69. Fuck that poster.
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