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ITT: we sit in class
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'sup, brah? Wanna smoke some dank kush by the bike rack after this shit ass class?
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nigga is you trippin i got math homework nigggggaaaa
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Excuse me Miss, but these fellows are talking about marijuana use in class and I find it inappropriate.
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Mannnnnnn, fuck dat math shit. I aint worry about that. Just gotta pop my E and fuck dat sick pussy yo.
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>>556850013
Excuse me TEACHER!? Yes, these two vagrant negroids were talking about drugs I HEARD THEM!
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>>556850851
What the fuck you doing whitey? Ima fuck up yo shit. Snitches get stitches.
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Ey yo, Miss Teacher. Yeah, would you like to have sexual intercourse with me in front of the entire class, please?
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Yo, video tape Jenny's ass when she stands up.
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Everyone shut the fuck up, I'm trying to cram before anatomy next period.
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>dead alseep
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>>556850013
Aye, I still cant believe that I got a 100 on the last test!
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>>556850938
Nigga, ima shoot up yo mommas house wit my boys. Ya'll be ready.
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>>556851019
Miss, this man has just threatened me with physical violence. I request that he be ejected from the class room.
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>>556850013

Why are we not using white boards?
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>>556850013
>*makes a squeaky fart noise on accident*
>*does it again so you dont think i just farted*
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>>556850013
Silence
>Stomach Growls
>Try to hide it with coughing
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*begins tapping foot*
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>>556851256
OP hasn't handed them out yet
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>>556851047
I gotchu my main man. She got that booty bounce.
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alright which one of you nerds is gonna let me copy last night's homework?
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>>556850013
Teacher, don't we have a quiz to take?
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*tries to fix random boner discreetly*
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pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
pls don't call on me to read
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>>556851454
Anon would you like to read the next paragraph please?
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>>556850013
Aye, nigga. Got some of that dope?
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>>556851161
niggaaa shut yo bitch assss up and hand over that milk and math homework and they better be right Harvard dont like no dumb motha ! AITE?!
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>HEY SARINA!
>suck my dick
>"no faggot"
>ok
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>>556851412
You piece of shit stfu
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>Kick open classroom door

>Begin indiscriminately firing into packed mass of students
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>>556851243
I'll eject you from yo life if you don't shut you're trap, kid.
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Oh my. I thought this was Advanced Biology, not the special education classroom.

Sorry teach, have a nice day.
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May i be excused to visit the nurse?
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*rubs shoe against table leg, it makes a farting noise so do it repeatedly to make sure people dont think i farted*
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>>556851392
I'll have you know that is dishonest and invalidates and undermines the idea of homework. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
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*pulls out chocolate milk*
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>wake up
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>>556851548
Teacher teacher! This jew called me a faggot!
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>>556851454
Real talk?
I used to hang out with a bunch of retards, and even though our teachers knew I was secretly one of the nerds, they let me not read out loud because my retarded friends didn't have to.
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>>556850013
*Browses /b/ on phone under table*
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*keeps staring at the phat booty bitch who always accidentally wears leggins
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>>556851559
>returns fire with the .380 I have shoved up my ass
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>>556851421
you aren't fooling anybody faggot
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>>556851521
may I go to the restroom?
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>pull out phone
>play high pitched ringtone
>watch everyone get pissed
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shit brah, you tryna hit up lowers after 7th period today? Surfs supposed to be firing.
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>>556851564
I'll have you know, threats such of these are against the rules and are punishable by suspension. Any further and I will inform the Board of Discipline.
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>goes back to sleep
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Beuler
Beuler
Beuler
Beuler
Beuler
Beuler
Beuler
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>>556850013

turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>556851694
Give me some fag.
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>>556851694
you already know what time it is
hand that shit over son
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Don't tempt me, I will push this over.
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>>556851747
For real, though. I did this way too often my senior year. Graduated two years back.
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Can you lend a nigga a pencil?
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>>556851783

cums
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>>556851830
How bout I cut yo dick off nigga?
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Can you show me how to put on a condom again
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>wacks off under the oversized hoodie I have on
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>Thinking about how the Pythagorean theorem is never going to help me make sales in life.
>Think about sales
>Think about money
>Cars
>Tits
>Tits
>Cars
>Tits
>Bell rings
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>>556851907
you know we gon jump yo ass right?
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>>556851945
>>556851961
fuck off nigga look what you did
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>>556851907
>flash my Glock that I am mexican carrying
>cause I am a nigger

Still wanna do that, faggot?
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>>556852036
So did I, graduated A's and B's now I'm a fucking Marine, public education is a goddamn joke.
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>>556852172
that theorem is gay as fuck
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* Sits and the back and broods.
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>>556851668
You want some tea? I'm sure it'll make you feel better!
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>>556852217
Haha you niggers fucked.
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>sipin on gatorade mixed with vodka
>actin a fool in the back of class
>inb4 nigger
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snickers* 24!
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I farted and it smells like poop! XD
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>>556852189
That's it. I'm writing a letter to them informing of the threats, including this one.
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Teacher!
Can I go to the restroom?
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>>556850609
FUCK I thought this was biology 202
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>>556852356

4523542136y6 edge 19452905328045 me
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*opens package of gum*
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PENIS INSPECTION DAY!! WOOHOO!!!!
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>>556851783
ejaculate flies forth from pants as I take cover, reload and begin slaughtering bystanders in the hallway
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>fat kid: I'm hungry
Lunch was just an hour ago
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>>556852217
ohhhh you gon let anon bitch you like that??!
coudnt be me son fight fight fight!
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>>556850013
>shit. shit. shit. i hate having to walk past all these people.
>everyone is already here. why'd i get a late start this morning?
>*begins to sweat*
>make polite eye contact with select few people, awkward as it may be
>finally sit with temporary relief
>stomach starts to rumble...FUCK
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ok everyone please open your textbooks to page 207
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>goes to the restroom to whack off
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>>556852295
a squared, plus b squared equals me in a ferrari with big titted bitches..
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>>556850013
>we sit in class
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>>556852295
So is your mom but I don't complain about it during class
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>>556852217
Y-You monster, guy buy another you shit.
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>>556851260
THIS OMG
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>>556852536
C-can i have a piece anon?
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>>556852260
Yup, 4.0 here, yet can't remember shit. Could not afford a good college as all the scholarships at my school went to the poor niggers or the niggers that played football.
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>>556852536
give me a piece bitch
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>>556852071
*pulls out concealed pocket .22 lr pistol and unloads 7 rounds into chest

been waiting for one of you jiggaboos to give me a reason
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>is autism
>farts loudly
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>>556852230
That is not only against the scrool rules, but it is also against the law. I will be informing the authorities.
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VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO
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>>556852514
i dont know anon CAN you?
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>>556852546
Oh no, i have no penis...
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>>556852071
>how about I suck my own dick?
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>>556852665
Yo nigga imma cut that dick off u dont stop jizzing everwhere! And them fucking teachers aint gonna help yo little ass
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"Yo...y'all niggas wanna buy some candy? I got some in my backpack. I got some chips, too. Only 50 cents."
At least 2 people in each of my classes had that snack hook up.

Captcha: leanlh concerning
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>>556852260
lol, you pog welfare faggot piece of shit
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>>556852949
I fucking hated when they said that.
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>>556852985
n-no mister please d-don't touch my penis!
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*is a quiet asian female*
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>>556853153
lemme get them digits cunt.
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>>556853153
ay yo gurl lemme hit dat ass and suck that dick
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>>556853153
Sup girl, wanna fuck?
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>>556852647
>I turned to the right page in one try!
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>>556852484
I hope it can get there on time byaaatchhh me and the squad will be waitin at ya doorstep
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>>556853153
eyyyyy lmao
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>>556852942
>empties my mag into your chest
Who wants to go to lunch?
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>>556853145
I'll wear some glovrs then bitch.
*gets scissors out*
Say goodbye to hornswaggle.
*cuts dick off*
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*pulls out lmg*
thread's over, you're all dead
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>>556851668
lel
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>>556853153
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>>556852516
nigga it say trigonometry on the door
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>>556853206
>>556853240
>>556853241
>>556853345

:(
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>>556853434
nooooooooo my peepee ;_;
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>wake up again
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>>556852647
You know i'm tired of everybody pushing us around telling us to do all this shit everyday and i'm just fucking sick of it! fuck you stupid cunt, now i'll be on my way fuck you bitch!
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>>556853153
Yo ching chong don't eat my dog.It name carl.
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>>556850013
>Wake up
>How the fuck did I get to school?
>Shrugs
>Headphones in
>Volume up
>Uncomfortably stare at every person in the class room in 30 second intervals.
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*walks up to whiteboard and starts drawing dicks*
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>>556853647
It say wut the fuck I want it to say crab ass nigga
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*pokes student in front with a pencil*
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>>556853063
>Tfw 0311, feels good man.
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>>556852949
Can you lick dees nuts?
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>>556853063
Why don't you hop behind a rifle and take on the taliban, faggot?
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>>556853808
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
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EVERYONE PUT YOUR GODDAMN WEAPONS AWAY AND LETS FINISH THIS LESSON!
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>>556853664
Is that a yeah?
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>>556850013
Teacher, what's the point of all this? One day, we'll die anyway.
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>>556853750
*grabs headphones*
Teacher this weiner was listening to music
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u wanna hang out with me and me m8s, m8?
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>>556853783
nigga you motha fuck slob dont make me turn yo shirt the same color as yo gang ol lighskin ass lenny kravitz lookin niggaaaaa
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>>556853808
*pulls out my knife and pokes you back
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>>556853897
goddamn it I loled at this for some reason
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Hi guys im Jenna and im new to this school. I have a boyfriend named John and hes a complete tool. Please help me
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>>556850013
*shows gif to person next to me on my phone*
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I saw you staring at me fucker i'm calling the hallway monitor
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>>556853394
Wanna go bowling?
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>>556853927
*Turns to page 207*
>It's a cookbook

This schools budget sucks.
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>>556853897
if you dont sit yo nerd ass down. nice tap out shirt
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>>556854070
on my set cuz ill fuck yo moms bitch nigga
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>staring out of the corner of my eye looking at sideboob of girl next to me
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>>556854085
Teacher, heaven is a bully.He titty fucked me yesterday
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>>556854093
Threesome?
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>dead asleep again
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>>556852536
GIVE ME A PIECE BRO I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK
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>>556853063
He's amounted to more than you ever will already summer
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Senpai, I dropped my notes!
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See something funny on /b/, try to keep bearing but lose it horribly and snort.
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>>556853827
Enjoy getting your dick shot off by a sandnigger faggot
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> day dreaming about fighting off terrorists and winning over bootylicous teacher
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>>556854273
Im about to titty fuck you and the teacher at the same time
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>>556854339
Can I eat them?
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>>556854246
nigga on crip yo sista suckiing my dick as we speak bitch ass bryan gumble lookin bitchhhh oh by the way tell yo moms good lookin for last
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>>556853976
ur negative but if u demand an answer......

were all going to die one day.... the point is to enjoy it while your here and do as you please if you don't enjoy the gifts u r given u don't have to be here if u don't want too ill live for both of us

fucking betas get your baww thread out my forums
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>>556854339
*Tries to pick them up but can't reach myself, looking like a fool in the end.
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>>556854339
let me lick them up for you
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>>556850013
When is class over? I'm bored as fuck
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>>556854239
fuck you punk ass nigga
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>>556853927
>mfw teachers in Detroit have to actually say this regularly.
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>>556854173
Y-you too.
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>>556853865
Yeah, because that's exactly what YOU'RE doing

go suck a cock and do some more PT you useless cunt
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>>556854409
Being this mad.
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>>556854421
Run run! It's the titty fucker.Get under a desk!
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>>556854521
my sister 12 nigga we right her and she aint suckin yo dick punk ass crab ass nigga ass fucking sequieche is punk bitch im bout to get my ice break go pop pop pop nigga
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>>556854067
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GUISE LETS PLAY YU-GI-HO!!!
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Uhh Teacher... I'm new
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I only have a few pieces left. Don't tell anyone.
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>>556854968
Fuck off bitch ass nerd!Take yo bitch ass shit to hell!
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> have pretty friends and fat whore friends
> all of them get pregnant
> the one time im glad im ugly and too afraid of the d
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>sitting in the middle row if the class next to the annoying niggers
>sweats nervously as I take out a bag of cheetos
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>>556854338
Heh, I have a job and won't be a homeless worthless fag in four years.

I actually work for a living.

Instead of putting on a cutesy uniform and mooching off of the working class.

TL;DR you're a fag for thinking military scrubs are "heroes"
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*takes out nintendo ds and start playing pokemon*
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ALL U WHITE AZZ CRAKA ASS FAGGET MUHFUKKAS IZ BITCHES. HAHA U ALL A BUNCH OF LIL TINY DIKK FAGETS. ALL WITES NEED 2 DIE.

NIGGAS WERE DA FIRST PEOPLE ON EARTH. PEOPLE STARTED IN AFRICA. NIGGAS BUILT DA PYRAMIDZ. NIGGAZ MADE ALL DAT SHIT YOU USE IN YO HOUSE BUT YO WHITE ASS CRACKA RACIS BITCHES STOLE OUR INVENTSIONS

BUT WHATEVA NAWMSAYIN NIGGA WE PRESIDENT NOW. DIS A BLACK MANS WORLD. WITE MEN AINT GOT SHIT ON US. U WITE CRAKA BITCHES IS SO DUM, AND U ALL LIV IN TRAILERS AND SHIT. WITE TRASH MOFUCKAS. I SEE ALL U FAGETS WIT DA NAZI KKK SKINHEAD SHIT CUZ YALL SCARED OF US. U KNO WE SUPERIEOR 2 DA WITE MAN. BLACC MEN GOT BIGGA DICKS, WE GOT MO MUSELS, WE MO INTELLIGINT, WE FASTA, AND ALL DEM WITE BITCHESS WANNA GET WIT DA BLACK MAN NOW. YEA DATS RITE I FUCK WITE BITCHEZ CUZ DEY WANT DA PLESURE DAT ONLY A BLACK MAN CAN GIV DEM. NIGGA I BE FUKIN YO DAUGHTAS I BE FUKKIN YO WIFEZ. U WHITE FAGGET CRAKA AZZ MOFUCKAS CNT DO SHIT BOUT IT

IN A FEW YEAR DEY ONLY GON BE NIGGAS ON EARTH, JUS LIKE WHEN MANKIND STARTED CUZ WE MAKIN A COMBACK AND WE AINT GON TAKE SHIT FROM U FAGGET ASS REDNEK RACIS NO MO. WE GON FUK U BITCHES UP. DAS RITE NIGGA. IM A BLACK PANTHER MOTHAFUCKA. TAKE A LOOK AROUND U. THA PRESIDINT IS BLACK. WE IN YO MOVIES, ON YO TV. U LISTEN TO OUR MUZIK. BLAKS GOT RYTHM. YALL DONT. BLACK POWER.

AND U FAGGETS IS GAY. EVERYTIME I SEE SUM GAY SHIT POSTED HERE ITS SUM WITE CRAKA AZZ friend. U FAGGET WHITES GOT MO GAYS THAN ANYBODY. DATS WHY UR ALL FAGGETS. ALL BLACK MEN LUV PUSSY. DATS A FACT NIGGA. WE GOT NO GAY ASS FAGGETS LIKE U DO.

I AINT A LIL FATASS WITE PUSSY BITCH WIT A LIL DIK HIDIN BEHIND MY KEYBOARD IN DA BASEMENT LIKE A BITCH. YOU WHITE FAGGETS IS JEALOUS OF DA BLACK MAN

BLACK POWER MOFUCKA!
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>>556855058
Tracher can I rape this one?
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>>556854625
coming from you i cant really take offense to that make sure you tie your DCshoes so you wont trip while the jocks are playing hide the eraser with your ass
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>>556854682
What the fuck do you want? No military?

Are you some anti-war fuck or just an idiot?
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>>556855058
tell everyone your name and where your from :)
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I'm gonna shoot everyone in this class
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>>556855127
I'LL DRAW A CARD
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>>556854156
NIGGA THE FUCK!
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>>556854510
You're not allowed to eat in the middle of class!
>>556854554
Idiot.
>>556854574
Pervert.
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>>556855189
Hey man, you gonna share?
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>>556854685
>Thinking I'm mad
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*starts drumming "ticks and leeches" on my desk*
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>>556855351
Honkey the fuck u said to me? Bust a cap up yo ass.
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>>556851421
>faps random boner discreetly
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>>556855189
>>556855430
If you eat in the middle of class I'll tell the teacher! Rules are rules!
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>>556854816
*looks down at bitch sukin his dick
<turns out to be your mom
oh snap homie my mistake its yo momma sukin my dickkkkk they look so much alike the resemblance is uncanny
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>>556854585
>>556855273
Quit down jayquan lunch is in 30 mins they have chicken
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>die in my sleep
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>>556855305
Calm bro, we all know he's a bitch and would never dare say that in public.
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>>556853153

Can I give you the ol' lickaroo?
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>>556851668

"heres a bag of ice and a mint! want me to call your parents? i cant give you anything cause im a useless piece of shit"
>>
I think I'm in the wrong class.
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>>556855535
>screams across the room that tool is great
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I'm Jill and I'm from Ohio...
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>sneaks in late smelling like weed
>gets busted
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>>556855430
Sure just don't let anyone else know
*slides the bag of chips your way*
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>>556854968
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>>556853647
What the fuck is the internet?
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Hay guise check out this new toy I got
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>>556855119
WAZZUP LIL NIGGAAA HAND THAT SHIT OVER TO A REAL NIGGA
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>>556855305
Nah, I just want the ones who are so proud and full of themselves because of their "service" to bleed out slowly in some dusty third world shithole.
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>>556855832
Haii wanna be friends!? *offers sweets*
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>>556855762
>the ol' lickaroo
congrats on not being a total newfag, /b/rethren
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>>556855909
d-darnit I forgot to take it out
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>>556855678
*slow cautious crunch*
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FUN TIME IS OVER NIGGERS
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Is this gonna be on the test?
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Anyone here wanna fool around? I got $70.
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>>556855678
The fuck? You best not faggot.
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>>556855828
>screams back fuck yeah and the teacher gives me the stink eye
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>>556856051
hand that shit over bro, i promise ill give it back
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>>556855898
>>
I didnt get it.Can you repeat what you just said from the beginning?
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>>556855902
wasup babby how bout shaking that BOOTY for a REAL NIGGA
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>>556856010
My mom says sweets are bad. She doesnt want me to get diabetes. Sometimes she says that chocolate will give you zits, but I dont believe her. Cause I've never had chocolate and I've never had a zit. But then I wonder if I zits are a lie cause like if I've never had one then how can they exist?
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>>556856136
D-Dylan, i-it's me! You k-know me! Come on, m-man! Quit fuckin' around!
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>>556855832
Hi, Jill! Welcome to our class.
>>556856073
SHUT UP. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FATBOY. DO YOU NEED ANY MORE CHEETOS? HUH? NO. YOU DON'T. IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU'RE ONE HO-HO AWAY FROM DIABETES. TEACHER, HE'S EATING FOOD IN CLASS!
>>556855119
>>556855924
HEY EVERYONE, THEY HAVE GUM.
>>556856259
TEACHER! OVER HERE!
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>>556855974
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>>556856312
n-no it mine
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>fapping furiously
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>>556855273

Aye mudAfuckanu got aye piece of dat cheeken
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>>556856073
Bro, forget that kid. The teacher isn't even fucking in the class. Do it.
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>>556856136
Go go gadget "Freedom Enabler!"
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
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>>556856447
HEY FUCK YOU MAN ITS JUST BABY FAT
BITCHES LOVE IT
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>>556856010
I STILL WANT SWEETS THOUGH.
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All these niggers and no good weed? Fuck this bullshit
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>>556856727
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, SENPAI!
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>>556856841
fuck off john i slapped yo girlfriends ass last night

*opening cheeto bag noises
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>>556856447
Shit! *stuffs chip bag into my backpack* nothin over here you should look over to those annoying African American students yelling across the class.
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>>556852949
Yes. I might add that colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language. Since you and the rest of our present company understood perfectly my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "Can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.
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>>556856447
DAMNIT I SAID BE QUIET! I ONLY HAVE 4 PEICES LEFT!
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>>556850013
*take out phone and play flappy bird*
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>>556856512
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>tries to fall asleep while listening to death grips
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*gets naked infront of the class*
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>>556857050
U fukin wnt, m8.
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>>556856861
It's just fat, and nobody loves it. Shut your face, fatboy. Your only constant companion will be your fat, and it will increase over the years to come until you have to wash yourself with a sponge, as an obnoxious retarded kissless handholdless virgin. Stop talking, fat boy.
>>556857104
TEACHER, HE HID THE CHIPS IN HIS BAG!
>>556857219
*takes one*
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I hate nearly everyone here.
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>>556857101
YO LEMME TRADE YOU THEM CHEETOES FOR SOME FUNYUNS
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>>556857346
>draws penises all over ur greasy ass face
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>>556857427
Hey, fuck you kid!
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>>556857403
PLAY TIME IS OVER, I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH BITCH.
>>556857579
You too.
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ayyyyyyyyy lmao
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>>556857640
wat the fuck you take me for a faggot?
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>>556857681
I bet you'd like that, kid.
>>556857818
GO HOME [s4s], IT'S NOT SAFE.
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>>556857665
>nervously laughs as i chant lyrics, trying to push you away from me
>"I-I've seen footage... I stay noided.. I stay noided.."
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>>556857015
C-can I kiss you first? *gives sweets*
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>>556857714
>Nearly
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>>556857714
DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FILTHY HAND, FAGGOT! I'LL FUCKIN BEAT YOU!
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>nobody realizes back of the class is autist group

DINGLEFUCK!!!!!
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i promise i don't have herpies
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>>556857427
YOU WAIT AND SEE FAGGOT
I'LL BE SO SWOLE
I'LL GET ALL THE PUSSY
YOULL JUST BE A FAGGOT
> mouthful of cheetoes
FUCK YOU
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>>556858218
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
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>>556858082
UHHHHHHHH ONLY IF YOU GO SLAP THAT NIGGERS FACE
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>>556850013

Fuck! not comp architecture again

We had a 40% curve and half of those mofos were cheating!
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>>556858191
D... does that mean you... like me?
>>556858218
Please lower your voice, this is a classroom.
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>>556858413
>Dat caked-on make up
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>>556852947
>killer phones
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>>556858427
JOKES ON YOU, I WAS USING REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO MAKE YOU GET FATTER, DIE ALONE, FAT BOY. HAHA.
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>>556858518
M-m... Maybe...
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EVERY BODY SHUT DES FUKKK UPP I AM THE HNIC!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>556858604
rude.
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>>556857879
Cmon man!
I got these cheeseburgers...
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>>556858518
Really know? I didn't realize tha- oh wait don't you belong in the special ed class?
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FUCK ALL OF YOU
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>>556858905
Hey, do you... mean that? Is that a yes?
>>556858971
Please maintain a respectful attitude to your fellow classmates.
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>>556858658
Excuse me, you should lower your voice we ARE in a class room.
>>
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>>556859298
My voice IS low.
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>>556859176
HEY GUYS, FAGTOWN LIKES THIS WHORE. GET A LOAD OF THIS SHIT!
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-quietly walks in and sits down-
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PENIS!

Oh fuck YEAH I'M NOT BANNED!
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>>556854173
yes hello it is I the hall monitor
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i will just sitt here and see out the window and be in my own world
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>>556859410
SHUT UP, NIGGER. I'LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
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>>556859176
You first.
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*head on desk, sleeping*
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>>556859540
What words did you just spew out of that cum filled mouth of yours? Do you know where I'm from? That's right, you little faggot pile of shit. I live in a time machine. I'll go back in time to fuck your worthless mother to turn you into one confused motherfucking bitch that can't help but feel fuckin' confused. You'll want to be a man, only, you'll have a little bitch pussy when I head back into the future 9 months. Guess what I'm gonna do when you're coming out of your mothers busted up stretchy ass bubblegum pussy? Shove my dick in there, and slip it in your little 9 month old pussy. The fuck are you gonna do about that bitch tits? Yeah, here's how this is gonna play out. I go ahead another 9 months to see your mother give birth to you, consecutively you're giving to our daughter. Oh that's right, maggot. I turned you into a little bitch, and our kid? I'm his daddy, whats better? You're my daughter. I'll turn you into a nigger, a chink, or a fucking spic if I want. I'll head back in time to the beginning of that dried up family tree and turn all you motherfuckers into niggers. Shit, I don't give a fuck. My time machine has a god damn size-device. You already know where the fuck I'm going with this. I'll head back in time again, size my self down, jump into my own dick, and fuck you in sperm form bitch, yeah, you'll give birth while getting birthed, and giving more births. Shit bitch, I'll make my dick bigger while staying small and ejaculate right into your sperms babys sperms while cumming in your full grown cunt. Ever have a kid while being born a couple times and having a kid a couple times at the same time? Neither have I. You don't know what the fuck I'm capable of. Fuck with me again you motherfucking maggot.
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>>556850013
>TEACHER! ANON HAS A GAMEBOY IN HIS JANSPORT!
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ahh he wouldnt slap the nigger
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>>556859598
HAHA, YOU'RE GONNA GET AIDS!
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>>556858413
Jesus FUCK, Arin's girlfriend is fucking gruesome
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>>556859607
I value your right to waste oxygen within 10 meters of oneself, satisfied?
>>556859613
Teacher, he's asleep! He'll miss out on the lessons if he's asleep!
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>>556858658
FUCK YOU THERES LIKE 10 CALORIES IN THESE YOU--ugh...
*fart*
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>>556852647
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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-dozes off and puts head on desk-
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YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE TEACHER
BUT
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NEW THREAD, about to hit limit
>>556860102
>>
*violently shits self*
May I be excused?
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>>556859849
Barely of no thanks to you. At least I don't have to here your annoying voice yelling.
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*watching Team FourStar on my phone with the volume just loud enough that the whole back row can hear it from my headphones*
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>>556859176
W-Well...
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>>556860384
How could you hear anything with dicks in your ears? Dick-ear boy?
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>>556858492
>Slaps the weakest nig in the room
Uhh now
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>>556859410
Really faggot.
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>>556859470
pssst. Wanna piece of gum?
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>>556860642
Then, can we... make a baby?
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>>556860054
Shut the fuck up Dio
>>
Time for Show and Tell class!

What did you bring to show the rest of the class?
>>
wakes up in the middle of "badass" kid fighting with teacher
pulls out phone and starts recording
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Please don't speak to me. Just gonna sit in the corner and keep my head down. Wait until this is over. If they find out I have social issues, autism and assperges then they'll bully me.
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>>556860845
Meet me in the bathroom after class..
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>>556861165
I got a fleshlight! U niggers better not steal it
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>>556861070
psst jotaro did you do last nights homework?
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>>556861637
>>556861742
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