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Ex girlfriend 4 decides
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>556815912
go away
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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you can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagersyou can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagersyou can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagersyou can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagersyou can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagersyou can't compete by raping horses to get by and show off. horse rape will not better your social status, you must compete by raping the villagers
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I love you <3
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>>556816447
You go away heaven
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Hey i miss you
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Hey i miss you.
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hey bitch
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>>556817664
good start
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Post new winter number after she responds
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this could be good
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frosk
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wanna fuk?
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>>556818695
I would like to fuck you ever so sweetly in my bath which is filled with my dried fruit and insect collection. After that, we can watch re-runs of home improvement, so whadda say? come by my place in about 30 minutes?
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Hey sorry, I'm actually posting screenshots of our conversation on 4chan while they tell me what to say in hopes of you having sex with me. I don't know what I was thinking though these faggots are virgins. Anyway wanna come over and suck my dick?
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>>556818695
What the fuck did you just say about me you fucken cunt? I was a fuckin Legend in Gin Alley... a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers.

I'm a top ranger and I'm the fastest dirk north of the wall. You are nothing to me but another cunt. I will fuck you til you're dead with a force that has never been seen before north of the wall. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. maybe its time do ya think? ay? maybe you're the man? eh? cunt? Think again bastid.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of deserters across the haunted forest and we could piss in any gutter and soak five of you. The piss that wipes out your pathetic cunt lieff. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dirk. Not only am I trained as the best fighter in the Nights watch, but I was a fucking legend in gin alley, a fucking legend.

I would take any knight ANY KNIGHT ANY TIME. fucking cunts in steel plate, fucking cowards. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, You should shut your fuckin hole. you look like a fucking ballsack, ugly lookin stoopid cunt face... I will piss in your cunt mouth and you will drown in it. You're fucken dead bastid!
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>>556818695
i still have feelings for u
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>>556818862
Roll
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>>556818987
winner winner chicken dinner
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>>556818987
winrar
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Bet you miss my magnificent phallus
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>>556818987
winrar
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>>556818695
You, come over slut
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someone told me that it sounds like bitch if someone says beautiful on mandarin.
i want to talk to you, bitch
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It's all there. . . Copy paste.
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>>556818987
winrar
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>>556819447
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>>556819447
whats the next get asshole
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>>556820186
Hey sorry, I'm actually posting screenshots of our conversation on 4chan while they tell me what to say in hopes of you having sex with me. I don't know what I was thinking though these faggots are virgins. Anyway wanna come over and suck my dick?
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>>556820186
you were going thru difficults moments weren't you ?
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do it fgt
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Just stop being such a nigger for three seconds, please.
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when i get there, you better be naked and ready to fuck
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nudes or i killmyself
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I don't want my shit, just shit on it and throw it out already
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>>556820186
give it to some homeless guy or something. i don't care
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I don't want anything that's been near your crab-infested bush
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>>556820329
Roll 2 pls
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>>556820476
roll
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Fuck you, you little bitch. You can shove my stuff up your loose butthole.Theres a bomb in your apartment and I am going to blow it if you do not get over here and suck my tiny little cock you slutty whore. I will shit in your mouth and make you swallow every little piece. Shut the fuck up and grow up Stacey. We will never be together again. Fuck you!
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I fucking dare you bitch
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>>556820625
rollll
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>>556820619
Agin
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>>556820658
reerow
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You still have my sea pee collection?
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Look, I'm just really sorry. Fuck you, you whore.
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>>556820832

10/10 will be arrested
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>>556820832
7-zip
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>>556820832
Rar
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Im sorry. But why are you so angry with me? What did I do?!
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>>556820186
In the name of the ogre lord shrek. If you do that shit, I'll fucking mutilate your fucking cooch you cunt.
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Remember that time you sucked me poop-dick?
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Damn it
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>>556820832
Winrar
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Damn. This is good. I can taste the fucking hate. This OP surely has delivered.
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>>556821153
OP is going to be arrested. I know it.
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>>556821153
Today I might have ruined OP's life.
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>>556821153
OP literally has balls of steel. Hope you don't get arrested dude.
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i think, its fake.
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>>556821153
kek
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>>556821286
>>556821292
>>556821317
>Actually thinking it's real
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Hey i really miss your tits, send a pic? :*
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>>556821441
How can it be unreal if its real that our eyes are not real when we look into the mirrors of falsehood?
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>>556821613

how can it be real if there are only 7 million people in the mirrors?
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>>556821613
How high are you?
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>>556821712
besides, who would go on the internet and just tell lies?
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I just got a paper cut on my dick, could you kiss it better for me?
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>>556822028
my cock is erect :^)
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>>556822157
reroll
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Babe I'm sorry let's be friends again ok? I miss you
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have a great time "not being raped" while your precious anus is on my fucking dick
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>>556822028
NO PLS MARISSA NOT THE XBOX I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL SUCK YOU'RE COCK I'LL SUCK YOU'RE DADS COCK I'LL SUCK MY COCK JUST DONT FUCK MY XBOX
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>>556822028
*send picture of butthole*
Art thou intrigued m'lady?
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Have you developed a vaginal discharge lately?
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>>556822157
Reroll
ily op
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nudes or i killmyself.
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>>556822028
Please, we all know you are using my xbox as a dildo you loose whore. At least the "just a co-worker" has a tight pussy.

Quick question, do you still suck your dad's dick? That was the real reason I started cheating on you bitch. Seriously, you think I want to even be seen with a bitch that sucks her dad off?
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>>556822157
Reroll
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>>556822028
you heartless monster. that was an innocent xbox!! he never deserved this
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>>556822028

Today was the day OP, wasn't a faggot

also

"I'm sorry. I'm just drunk I miss you so fucking much and I don't know how to handle it. I wish I could have been better for you, I wish I had taken you out more. I wish me had made love more and just fucked less. I wish we had done more things that you wanted to do. I love you stacey, please forgive me and come back to me"
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No, not the Xbox, the thing I value 100s of times more than you! Also, you've just been punked, just look outside the doors for cameras, got some in the closet as well.
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>>556815912
im horny and right now i feel like fucking you in the ass.
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well go ahead and smash my xbox and send a pic of it unless youre too much of a pussy to do it
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I've posted your nudes online bitch
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This is it. Prepare to die. This is your last day on earth. Better make some calls. Do NOT try to hide. It will make everything worse. Don't you dare touching my xbox. I will dickslap you into the dumpster right next to your apartment. You will regret that your dad came on his shoe and kicked your whoremother in her ugly whorecave. It's over stacey. The game - You lost it!
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>>556822337
Reroll
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>>556815912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJLu-U1R2g
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>>556822028
Well, to be honest... that hurts. Losing that xbox is ten times more hurtful than losing you. All men can relate - regarding you.
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>>556822387
re roll
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>>556822434
Rolling for this
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>>556822157
REROLL PL0x
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OP does she really have your xbox? you fucked

message: HOW DARE YOU TOUCH my PRECIOUS XBOX HOW DARE YOU
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>>556822294
rolling for this
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>>556822476

compressedfile.rar
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>>556822434

Winrar
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>>556816085
Reroll
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>>556822486
Pepsi just came out of my nose fuck you

> dont touch my fucking xbox
Kekekekek
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Send me one more pic of that pussy. Show me what I'm missing.
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>>556822476
Winrar
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rip op xbox

winrar!!!!
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>>556822476
rest in fucking pieces xbox
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>>556822476
Winrar
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>>556822476
kek

no way this is real, nobody would let /b/ fuck with some bitch that had all their stuff
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>>556822476
Winrar, really hope she doesn't smash it though, if real
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>>556822028
at least the "just a co-worker" knew how to take a got dicking and doesnt flitch when i cum on her face.
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>>556822646
Too bad I did not win.
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>>556822434

Reroll
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>>556822476
Rar
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>>556822265
Reroll
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>>556822835
Screenshotting your roll anyway that shit is gold
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>>556821153
LOL

IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR APPARMENT WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>556822968
grow up faggot, pc master race anyways right?
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>>556822968
You shouldn't be trusting /b/ anyway
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>>556822968
should of got your stuff out before you had /b/ mess with her
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Imma date rape you next time. And really fuck up that nasty twat. Hope you never wanted kids you cunt
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>>556823029
Yes m8
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Look, I've been saving up some sperm and I am ready to bust my balls all over your titties. Just shut up and come over.
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>>556823191
>should of
Kill yourself.
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don't touch my fucking xbox Stacey.
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>>556822968
Send me pics of your dad's cock
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While we we're dating I wanted to fuck your dad
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>>556822434

Fucking say this
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>>556822968
>>556822028
oh and by the way you are a fucking landwhale, at least something after your mother. and that xbox, you might as well shove up your cunt you filthy bitch, I'm sure there is enough space there for it anyway
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stacy i'm sorry, your mom....she just had it goin on
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>>556823309
Rerawl
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OP
U MAD?
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>>556815912
i uhh. i'm so sorry stacey, its just... i'd drag my dick trough a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart trough a walkie talkie
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>>556822968
oh by the way the "just a co worker " knows how to take a cock.
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>>556822486
rerollllllll
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>>556823594
Kek'd
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OP hasnt even given a number to roll for yet.
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ELBOWS! Show them to me!
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DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING XBOX STACEY
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While stacey is smashing xbox and coming up with pic to send. Lets enjoy spidey
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>>556822968
here we go
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lol stacey i'm just having fun, why are you always so serious? also don't throw my shit out, just give my stuff someone who needs. btw i love you, and i will always love you even if you don't.
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>>556823309
Rolololol
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Hey sorry, I'm actually posting screenshots of our conversation on 4chan while they tell me what to say in hopes of you having sex with me. I don't know what I was thinking though these faggots are virgins. Anyway wanna come over and suck my dick?
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>>556822968
kekerino
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>>556822968
OP post a number dumb faggot
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>>556822968
Top kek
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>top kek

OP gave up, what a fgt
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I really want to just look at your elbow.
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Why do you idiots post before the number? 0
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>>556824410
Why did you post that gay shit?
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>>556824580
I love you and I forgive you.
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>>556824590
Please this
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>>556824590
Win
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>>556822968
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>>556824580
fuckin' saved

you can make it up by sending me some tits
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Stacey, to redeem yourself, come over and suck my dick.
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>>556822486
rollin
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>>556824580
well you still own that pussy. Go over there and have a fuck.
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>>556824507
>>556823947

Take that elbow shit back to the other thread.
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>>556824580
OP wtf! you have her right where you want it , have sec with her and then drop her.... btw tell her that you miss her , and you want to try one more time, (you can add some emotional shit there)
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>>556824580
Op send the drunk regret thing one anon posted NOW get you some make up sex
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>>556824590
Obviously not an entry.

Alright Stacey. Let's talk this out. But before we talk you give me my precious xbox. Then I may not dickslap you right into the dumpster next to your house. Dont be a fool. Just come over to my place. Don't forget my xbox and all the games.
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>>556824580
I think we owe it to ourselves to give it another shot babe. I love you <3
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>>556824580
>>556822434

Reroll
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Nudes and I'll forgive u
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she might be smashing OP's xbox right now and that might be the reason why she takes so long to respond. and then again there is the possibility of this all being staged by OP and a friend
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Dude just go get laid at this point
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>>556824925
haha
>Don't forget my xbox and all the games.
top kek
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>>556824928
reroll
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48 get
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Well then, what if we worked this out?
I forgave you for cheating, im acting like this maybe because i still love you.
I'm sorry stacey, can we talk about it?
The "Just a co worker" is just a co worker, I have feelings for you and nobody else.
I love you stacey.
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>>556824925
rerow
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>>556824580
I am so sorry , I don't know what happened to me , I forgive you and you forgive me please. I will be coming to you in 30 minutes. We can still be together
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>>556815912
i just wanna kill myself
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>>556815912
>>556822968
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Send me nudes, i miss that ass
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Xbox
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then come to my place and bring some lube, 4 buttplugs and your grandmother.
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>>556824925
This
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>>556825097
win pls
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>>556824580
I want a red hot stacey on my dick
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67 get
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>>556825180
kek
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>>556825143
Re roul
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>>556825126
Rolling for this
get that bitch back and have some make up sex m8
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Why is your bush so fucking big?
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>>556825180
hahaah winnnnn
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>>556824967
This, do it, you know you want to OP
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>>556824590
DOESN'T COUNT OP

If I hit put "I'm sorry too. Maybe we should talk this out....if you want to. I still want to be with you and am just frustrated"
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send me a pic of your tits and we can get back together.
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>>556825180
>>556824580
>>556824925

You might as well use the last one instead of winrar. Only "Xbox" is way too boring.
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Hurry up op. Goddamn, you're slow.
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fake fake fake fake
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Stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with your mom.
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>>556825310
Send her the pic and text Xbox I guess. 2 wins are retsrded>>556825397
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>>556824580
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
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>>556825126
reroll
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come over and make me a sandwich. Leave my xbox alone.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Stacey.
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>>556824580
So are you gonna do it or not, cunt?
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90
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What the ra-ri-ru-re-ro did you just say about me, ara ara? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my kurasu in chuunibyou, and I’ve been winkingly oblivious to numerous secret raids on my pantsu, and I have over 300 confirmed fanboy nosebleeds. I am trained in cosplay fanservice and I’m the most popular character on the entire show. You are nothing to me but just another baka hentai. I will wipe you the uguu out with fanservice the likes of which has never been seen before in this time slot, mark my ra-ri-ru-re-ro words. You think you can get away with being that ecchi to me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my himitsu network of spies across the classroom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, aho. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re going to die of embarrassment, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s before my transformation sequence. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the writers' zany plot devices and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable smirk off the face of the continent, you pervert. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept quiet, ara ara. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you triple baka. I will unleash moe all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to sleep, kiddo. (Please don't actually go to sleep on me.)
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>>556825485
beat you to it.
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96
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>>556825610
WHATS NEXT OP
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>>556824580

OP. Fuck the rules. Post this: >>556822434

And then follow up with: Look, I know I messed up. Please, lets try this again.
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>>556825485
reroll
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>>556822434
ye this shit
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>>556825610
Is this your first time?

You. Are. Supposed. To. Post. A. God. Damn. Number.
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>>556825649
well he went all out so he wins.
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>>556824928
Rolling for this.
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>>556825610
Xbox record this.
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>>556825789
wait for her reply m8
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Stacey I messed up. I just wanted some fine co worker ass. Just don't take this out on Xbox.
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Look, Stacey im sorry to have to break the news to you, im getting together with your mother, its just.. shes really got it going on.
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just tell her you'll forgive her if she brings the xbox and sucks your cock..

**ask her in first person you faggot**
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>>556826129

this, since no number
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3
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>>556826053
I doubt she'll reply to that though, might as well pick a number
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Stacey please teach me how to give anal to myself
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>>556825795

Roll
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>>556826324
I'm going to leak nudes of you unless you send me two nudes of my choice right now.
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Get over here and put my dick in your ass before I slap the faggot out of you
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>>556815912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWJLu-U1R2g
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>>556826324
Sorry, wrong person. I just have a lot of anger from the way things ended...deep down I still care about you.
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>>556826324
You get round to my house right now and suck my cock, then maybe I'll think about being nice and we might even get back together.. Don't forget my Xbox!
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>>556826324
Gotta go, catch you later, bye.
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you fucking heard me. smash. that. shit. BITCH.
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>>556825279
rolling for this
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Alright Stacey. Let's talk this out. I am sorry about the bad things I texted you I am just so desperate. Please I need my xbox back because of all the gamerscore i played really hard for. Can't you just be nice to me once? Just come over to my place. Don't forget my xbox and all the games.
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The Xbox is a video gaming brand created by Microsoft. It includes a series of video game consoles developed by Microsoft, with consoles in the sixth to eighth generations, as well as applications (games), streaming services, and the online service, Xbox Live.
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>>556826324
I want to play Xbox with you after going anal, I know you like it ;)
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>>556822434
roll
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>>556826324
I'm sorry I've just been frustrated. Listen, if we get back together would you ever cheat on me again? We should talk this out face to face.
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>>556826324
Xavier beats Oscar's xylophones.
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>>556826324

If I come get my xbox, can we have one last fling...? I want everything, bondage, scat, pegging, the lot...please stacey...I'm lonely
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i love you
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send me a picture of my xbox so I know it's okay
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>>556826425
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>>556826324
im horny pls come over
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I fetishize Pakistani women with armpit hair
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I loved you. You were my whole world. I had your engagement ring picked out Stacey
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I want to fuck your mother
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>>556826324
I love the way your hair smells
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>>556826324
love u, lol
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>sends dick pic
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>>556826324
Whoops sorry was supposed to send that to (insert co workers name here)

Stacey, all i want is one more picture of your fine body so (co worker) can start to work on looking like you
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>>556826507
Roll
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>>556826496
reroll
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>>556826324
Hey Bby wun sum fuk?
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>>556826631
roll
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>>556826407
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>>556822434
This
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>>556826324

Makes quotes from, "what what in the butt" by Samwell. Also still needs xbox pics.
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>>556826571

rollan
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>>556826663
win
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>>556826581
roll
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>>556826631
Reroll for this
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>>556826324
You thought we worked that out? Haha why do you think I fucked her? Also I came quicker with her then I ever have with you.
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I'm on my way over, we'll work this out. I love you.

(If win then end the thread and enjoy the rest of your life with this girl, or hate the rest of your life. Either way you're in it for good with her.)
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>>556826663
WINRAR
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>>556826324
Look, I've been saving up some sperm and I am ready to bust my balls all over your titties. Just shut up and come over.
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>>556826663
>fucking yes.
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>>556826634
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>>556826663
sick le meme bro xD
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>>556826663
awww shitttt
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>>556826663
win!
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im going to come over and show my dick up your ass if you dont shank this bitch
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>>556826659
Rerall
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>you: ha fuck you
>her: lel fuck you too
>you: well fuck you
>her: omg sorry i cheated once pls take me back
>????????????
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>>556826663
winraar
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Hey sorry, I'm actually posting screenshots of our conversation on 4chan while they tell me what to say in hopes of you having sex with me. I don't know what I was thinking though these faggots are virgins. Anyway wanna come over and suck my dick?
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what a poorly made fake bro
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>>556826663
winnar
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>>556826663
Windar
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Fuck it, Stacey, I still love you, I haven't stopped since we broke up, fuck my ass? please?
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xbox my dick bitch
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>>556826324
Are you busy? Come over to my place. I have some important things I need to tell you
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Do you remember how my cock taste?
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have you ever farted so hard you got chest pains?
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lol dat winrar
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What's up BITCHHHHHHHHH
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>>556826663
Damn
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i cheated on you every opportunity i had you dumb fucking cunt, i only dated you to have somewhere to crash you stupid shit like why would you ever think i would date your ugly ass you stupid fuck, just kill yourself.
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Stacey give me back my fucking xbox. I don't care about my clothes. Just don't harm my precious xbox. I promise I won't grope you ;-).
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I dont need you! I can suck my own cock now!
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>>556826994
yes...
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>>556825918
I think he's waiting for the response first before he posts a roll.
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niggers tounge my anus
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>>556827193
NOW IT STARTS
RIGHT NOW
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>>556827193
my man
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>>556827193
This is fake
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Please somebody start a new thread for this to keep on going!!!!!!!!!
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>>556827193
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>>556827105
edgy.
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sorry about that Stacey, my brother was texting all this shit. I still love you and to prove it you can smash my xbox, it ruined my life and our relationship. SMASH MY FUCKING XBOX STACEY
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>>556827193
Op has balls.
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>>556827193
topkeke
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let the games begin!
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>>556827193
you did it op
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say Hey Stacy
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shits going down
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>>556827356
people have friends anon, it's not fake it's IRL
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For real doe, where do you live, I want that XBOX.
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>>556823191
See>>556821794

capcha rairstar that
WORLDSTAR THAT WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR
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OP WE NEED A NEW THREAD
OP WE NEED A NEW THREAD
OP WE NEED A NEW THREAD
OP WE NEED A NEW THREAD
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>>556827193
how can btards believe this shit
it aint even funny
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XBOX.
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>>556827193
gj op. ya got stones
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I really like this OP

>also teeth
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>>556827193
start a new thread OP this is gonna 404 soon
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Well new thread?
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Make new thread op this motherfuckers about to 404
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>>556826663
winner winner chicken dinner
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We Here
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Stacey show me that my xbox is okay. A PICTURE? A VIDEO? Is it still ventilated properly? If you touch my Xbox Stacey, mark my words, I will find you, and I will fuck you
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>>556827730

start texting kelly...we'll get the pics off her...
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nIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS`
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>>556827730
Yep, this is obviously fake.
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I'm a newb, how do I find the new thread (actually serious)
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>>556827730

Stacey, I know we're over but I really miss cumming in that cute little pussy. It's something Kelly never lets me do... I'll actually pay you for it and afterwards we might be able to live our lives as friends?
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captcha
>267
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cmon, i need moar of this !
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>>556828062
Google
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I was kidding Stacey you fucking whore, get a sense of humour. I love you.
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>>556828062
Op has to post it here.
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>>556828062
f5 frontpage.
or hope a good anon posts a link before this one 404s
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>>556828062
follow your heart
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