Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread. *** DASHCON 2014 *** >AK

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Nothing can prepare your sides for this:

http://youtu.be/lxAeAo7duYc

http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014

Bumping with gold.

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Here's the official Dashcon simulator:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014

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Ball pit for shopping.

>>556763331
just read the entire daily dot write-up.
fucking pathetic and hilarious.

>>556763549
who made it? i want the source code and add some nice stuff

>>556763331
They're going to have another one in 2015, I liked the idea of selling mugs to dumb Tumblrites to help fund our next attack on them.

This got on Kotaku and one of Gawkers other sites.

here's the admins' pages

http://megg33k.tumblr.com/
http://voldemortattacks.tumblr.com/ (deleted)
http://prettyponyprincess.tumblr.com/ (deleted)
http://crayoladinosaurs.tumblr.com/
http://acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman.tumblr.com/
http://alphide.tumblr.com/

oh god. and i laugh whenever someone tries to start a project on >>>/g/

this is infinitely lamer

>>556763331
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g
holy shit. this guy actually thinks that scamming less than a thousand people out of 17 grand is some sort of grand accomplishment.

Was there really an orgy?

>>556764191
Nice.

>>556764637
>megg33k
>voldemortattacks
>prettyponyprincess
>crayoladinosaurs
>acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman
>alphide

These fucking people.

>>556764637
http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin
More ugly goodness. We can make public service announcements with these portraits.

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin
Kek, someone buy it

>http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/

"It's clear that no one on DashCon's organizing team had any PR experience, because if they had, they probably would have spent less time sharing pictures of themselves crying on Twitter"

kek

>>556765697
http://www.ebay.com/itm/331261425186 forgot to cntr+c..

>>556763615
Got the one with the text?

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>>556765828
Fuck off tumblr, muh 17k

Wow did this really fucking habben?
Can you /b/ros post some cringeworthy pics cause YouTube doesn't work on my phone.

There is a master post with a lot of information. God, tumblr is so fucking cringy!

http://x-los.livejournal.com/409450.html

>>556766067
keked mightily.

>>556763450
>>556763482

underrated posts

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>>556765828
Should I bid 17,000 USD
(Not gonna pay tho)

>>556765270
>>556766067
Epic!

>>556767128
No balls. Due it

Can the Dashcon simulator be won? Or is it just a simulator?

>>556765828
Newfags are actually bidding on this.

I've been on Tumblr for a couple years and I saw the original post suggesting a Tumblr convention. From what I remember, the ball pit and bouncy castle were always a part of it. And so were the panels about cheekbones and homoerotic subtext.
I don't think the original poster ever intended for it to become a real event.

At least they admitted up front it was a con.

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>>556767859

I see what you did there

>>556767593
maybe this guy was a troll from 4chan?

>>556767436

you can touch the spinning cube in the corner to fight the "boss", but i dont think there's really an ending. some of the reviews are pretty funny though.

>>556767436
Well, it's not like the real dashcon had a very high win condition.

>>556767593
pls go.

>>556764637

Anyone know others for the two that deleted?

>>556765432
>http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin
>Dashcon’s token male

Is there any limit these fuckers won't cross to attract mentally ill feminists?

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>>556764637

>>556768469
>>556764637
voldemortattacks is now
http://actuallyamagicalgirl.tumblr.com/

not sure about the other

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>>556763410

>>556769029
Impeccably friendly he is an avid supporter of ‘cosplay doesn’t equal consent campaign’ and does his best to raise awareness to issues within the community.
‘cosplay doesn’t equal consent campaign’

‘cosplay doesn’t equal consent campaign’

what?

>>556763410

glorious

>>556769518
Obviously taking pictures of people in cosplay is rape, not just a social etiquette blunder when you don't ask.

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>>556763410

>>556763331


Does anybody have the film of the guy urinating in the pool?

>>556769518
That shit made it to Vice as well.

>>556764848
>laughing when /g/ starts a project
But anon, gTorrent is already functional

>>556770703
functional? as in written in a functional programming language?

>>556770969
as in it's usable.

someone had a fake bridal expo a couple years back, made off with the cash of vendors renting booths and such. I wonder if that's where the came from

>>556763981
this truly encompasses all of tumblr.
thanks you anon.

>>556771106
so is tox. see how ridiculous that argument is?

>>556771328
Yeah, I do
If they're both usable, what's wrong with them?

Maybe they'll have a slip n' slide next time.

I wonder how much privilege was checked at dashcon.

I read some of this shit and its like they are talking in a foreign language.

Can someone explain to me what these words mean in regards to tumblr:

Trigger

Cishet

Fandom

A night vale?

DashCon sim just got released you guys
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/-MNaJu5zya0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

>>556770665
Vice, huffingtongpost, slate, they are like tumblr "journalists". It's the lamest shit ever

>>556771929
equally confused here

>>556772401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNaJu5zya0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4

>>556772442
At some point in my life I thought Vice was alright. Then I considered them wildly inconsistent, with all their fucking edgy interns, and now I've just had enough.

>>556771929
I have friends who use Tumblr.

Triggers: Anything and everything Tumblr users complain about that causes them to remember/relive a past "traumatic" experience. Think shitty internet PTSD.

Cishet: Cis-heterosexual. Tumblr users calling people out for not being transsexual (cis) and being heterosexual. They actually will give you shit for this.

Fandom: Fanbase/community, only 1000x shitter and filled with screaming harpies known as fangirls. Big Tumblr "fandom" examples are Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, etc etc

Welcome to Night Vale: I know the least about this one. Apparently it's some podcast on iTunes and they're also a band? I honestly have no fucking idea.

>>556771929
>>556772456

>trigger
that's referring to "trigger warning". often soldiers get PTSD and something that reminds them of war can put them into a panic attack or make them think they're back in the war if its an extreme case. But to tumblr, mild comfortableness is the same thing as PTSD

>Cishet
cis describe related types of gender identity where individuals' experiences of their own gender match the sex they were assigned at birth. usually used as an insult by transsexuals. google Die CIS Scum to see what I mean

>Fandom
A subculture composed of fans. you really should know that one honestly.

>A night vale
night vale is a podcast presented as a radio show for the fictional town of Night Vale.

hope I explained it to you. I'm a tad disturbed myself I know all these vocabulary words tumblr loves to throw around.

>>556772567
What button is it to urinate?

>>556773021
Cis shouldn't even be a fucking word. That's where we're at nowadays, we need names for things we shouldn't need names for. Fuck, I dislike people so much.

>>556773272
I can ignore all scientific facts and logic because they were created by old white heterosexual patriarchy shitlords.

>>556771929
I know a trigger is something that disturbs, angersnor saddens you.

A random is a collection of fans of a series.

Night vale is "Welcome To Night Vale" a podcast series that is a cross between Twilight Zone and talk radio and is amazing.

>>556763331
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1
That guy from "/pol/" is this guy who lives in illinois http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I

first of all, he's definitely not from /pol/, he went there to make fun of people and videotape it i assume. his channel was "milliondollarextreme" but it got shut down. i can tell its him simply by his voice

>>556773350
The word "Cis" made me rage before I even know what it meant too. Fucking stupid.

Biology and Science is thrown completely out of the window to make way for feelings.

>>556773687
then this video (which proves why we need to get rid of the word cis) will make your blood boil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi1gortW-Zs

>>556771524
well, they're both programs that have more practical alternatives

but i was mostly kidding you. /g/ has had a great many projects not see fruition because of drama. those guys don't usually play well with others.

>>556772891
This is their only good video http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-japanese-love-industry

>>556772905
I use tumblr, it doesn't make any difference from going into a 4chan board, you just form your own circlejerk and don't bother with other shit. Of course 1 or 2 of my followed blogs have become SJW but you just unfollow them.

>>556763331
May be already posted but my favorite DashCon vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4

>>556763331
>>556773570
CAPS FOR EMPHASIS, THERE'S NO 4CHAN OR /B/ INVOLVEMENT. THAT GUY IS SAM HYDE WHO GENERALLY JUST GOES PLACES TO CALL PEOPLE RETARDS, I LINKED THE VIDEO IN MY LAST POST IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

>>556773959
heheheheh I remember that one.

>>556772905
>>556773021
>>556773558

Thanks for the explanation.

Someone needs to make a tumblr to english translator.

>>556767859
damn it I lost my sides

>>556763331
>mfw short summary vid guy talks about tumblr, shows pic anonymous
>mfw i have no face
top kek

>>556766067
>>556767309
>>556765270
>>556763819
>>556763756
>>556763679
>>556763615
Underrated posts

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http://markdoesstuff.tumblr.com/post/91769561890/i-was-at-dashcon-an-unnecessary-q-a-with-myself

"They found out who was on the panel (me!) and instead of actually scrolling down THREE FUCKING POSTS TO MY SELFIE, they accused me of being a straight white man appropriating the gay. Then the death threats started to come in, and then I was pretty much done with Tumblr. I did not log in again until Sunday evening. It was discouraging, triggering, and fucking disgraceful. "

>>556775492
So people actually use the term 'triggering' in real and serious sentences? I can't take people seriously anymore, fucking christ, I'm done.

>>556772891
Agreed, Vice was good, they just keep getting worse and worse. I like their Japan channel though

>>556775492
>triggering
you know, if he never said that, i would have given him a bit of sympathy for having to get harassed by SJW's

>>556775816
Now I just presume I was wrong and stupid, unless thing really have gone completely shit within the past 3 years.

>>556772905
night vale
listened to some of it
its a weekly podcast about a strange town and the gay love the speaker has for a fictional scientist

Did anyone manage to save the video of Hebe pissing in the $17000 ball pit?

https://www.facebook /events/544450978963982/

your welcome.

>>556776971
This so much

>>556773896
michael bay do deserve to die

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TIL .. tumblr .. cis .. pansexual .. lgbtQA .. ponyphobia .. trigger .. headmates .. privilige .. glamdrogynous .. florasexual ... genderqueer ..

http://fuckingsassysprinkles.tumblr.com/

What the actual fucking fuck ...

There is a lost generation of people and they're flocking to fumblr. All of them.

>>556765270
tw

>>556773896
>gets mad for people having a hissy fit

>>556778446
natural fucking 20/10

>>556775365
Underrated faggot
someone get this kid more dicks

>>556778446
Fucking great dude

>>556763450
Check this shit out

Top kek

>>556776971
No one?

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>>556763410
>>556763331
my sides oh lord my sides

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ride never ends...

>>556779375
>>556766919
Looks like >>>/sp/ found it´s way to /b/

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>>556779171

>>556778446
Goddamnit I couldnt breath after seeing this...

>>556779797
>79797

>>556779797
top kek
someone should buy it then do dna test and compare it with US bank dna data to find owner of the pee so we can praise him as a king of /b/

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>>556764191
ahahahaha mein seids

>>556763450
10/10, whoever made this is a god

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>>556763331

>>556780041
We already know who it was, it was some /pol/tard, Hebe Goldstein.

The deleted one is where he pisses in it
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

>>556773896
I want to smash HIS stupid fucking ugly face in.

>>556773959
"i sat there watching a mother of two taking a watery shit in a bathtub and then eating it, i think it scarred me for life"

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>>556781007

>>556775365
You don't get an extra hour in the ball pit.

>>556778446
My fucking sides

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>>556778446

>>556780718
someone must have downloaded it!
was he standing?

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>>556781007

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>>556781118
only the best
>the best
>the best

>>556773896
I want to watch this prick hang from a curtain rail

>>556763331
ghj

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>>556763482
oh god the exit doesn't work

>>556781437
They think they're some sort of special unique snowflake. I'm sure HE is just going through some sort of rebellious phase. Or they got fucked by their dad or something as a child so now they're fucked in the head. Still they deserved whatever made them into a fucking retarded faggot.

>>556773996
Oh my fucking god anon, I'm actually in tears

so, nobody have the video where he pee in the ball pool?

>>556782407
this

>>556782407
im sure someone have it.
if yes, make a webm for the shame of tumblr!

>>556778446
Perfect

>>556782512
It got deleted and I guess no one saved it.
I would really like to see it though.

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>>556782904
haha~

>>556767309
10/10 fucking post nigger good fuckin job.

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>>556782904

>>556773996
its good

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>>556781350
>>556781350
mfw kek! ITT suck my ballpit becomes ultimate trigger phrase

>>556782904
well, its not like water where hard as concrete.
it is just water

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>>556763549

>>556763331
My girlfriends nerdy cousin went and we were talking about it, kek.

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>>556782904

>>556782904
>nerve gas

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Made this in two seconds

>>556783142
go away!
Batin'

Top kek

>>556781118
Beautiful

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>>556783626

Next year they're getting Kid President.

I'm so fucking glad dashcon happened

It made my tumblr-using friends finally realize how stupid tumblr is. They're easily-impressionable and kinda stupid but overall good people, and it took this to finally make them see how pathetic they were acting. Hopefully they don't fall into any other retardtraps.

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>>556773896
>captcha ngereph oviduct

>>556784874
Tumblr jumped the shark!

>>556773272
thank you so much for that image, anon
it accurately describes my hate towards all these 'non binary transgender' faggots

>>556777978
one of the questions on the tumblr page goes as follows:

ddontayy asked:
Can you explain how Caucasian males are the vast majority when approximately 1/3 of the world population is in Eastern Asia?

I live in America…

>>556779171
"I peed in the ball pit - yes." My fucking sides.

>>556785190
The beginning of the end

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Does anyone have the video of him pissing in the ballpit? Anyone at all?

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>>556785194
It's like they think it's some kind of oppression that they have to grow up like everyone else.

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>>556785405
It's about to go the way of MySpace and Geocities.

>>556785410
No. Now stop asking.

>>556784874
Same here.

Seriously tho, do someone have any idea about where the 17000 went?

>>556763410
>>556763482
Kek.

>>556785796
the con organizers want gender reassignment surgery.

>>556780718
>free Palestine
top fucking kek

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>>556784874
>>556785582
>>556785758

Hear hear .. soon it will be extinct

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>>556785957
>the con organizers want gender reassignment surgery.

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>>556785957
No, but seriously.
17000 dollars for a bouncy castle and a ball pit, where the hell did they put all this money?

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I've been hearing we're only getting an extra 59 minutes in the ball pit. Does anyone have any info on this?

>>556784874
its easy to distinguish tumblr faggots now.

>>556786315
AIDS drugs. They're from Tumblr.

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>>556785675
b-...but gay people are cool too
right gaise?
right?
;_;

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I know most of you /b/ro's despise the fine bro's but wouldn't it be great if we spammed them "YouTubers react to dashcon 2014"?

>>556786360
If I understand correctly, the ball pit was free and not limited anyway, so until the alleged piss incident, and then the popping incident it was completely unregulated.

>>556786315
Paying the venue because they didn't sell nearly as many tickets as they expected?

oh man

>>556786653
No

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>>556786650
Only if you keep it to yourself like most heterosexuals. You'r gay? Great, stick around, we might need you later.

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>>556786315
They kept it. Tumblr is filled with money-hungry cunts who'll do anything but submit to the patriarchy to get it fast.

>mfw this whole thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6O99JXKgc&feature=youtu.be
kek

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>captcha eroppit object

>>556786650
I don't really care about what people pref-
>SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY. GET OVER IT!
forget it.

>>556786650
Be gay all you fucking want just dont be a faggot about it.

>>556786727
>>556786535
>>556786041
MOAR!!!!

>>556786041
Fuck, you almost made me laugh out loud in my office with that.

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>>556787059
This.

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kek

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I haven't stopped laughing for like 45 minutes now. Someone post the event schedule please

>>556787218
So it was a con-con?

>>556785493
agreed, the woe is me act has got to go. People have real problems out there. We should push for a cis pride and thin pride parades. Shove it in their faces the way they say we do.

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Tumblr users.

>>556782904
Oh good god yes.

>>556787036
>>556787059
>>556786921
well actually im pansexual but i prefer guys since they have more relevant interests etc, honestly i dont get why more people arent, are peoples bodies that important to you all? im honestly curious. its hard to see it from someone elses point of view at times

>>556787476
HELP I CANT BREATH, ANON

>>556787945
You have what you're attracted to.
I have what I'm attracted to

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>>556782904
absolute overkek

>>556787945
>pansexual
No such thing, son.

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I have .. no more ..

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I hate to post this but i think it's worth pointing out that DashCon failed so hard, even Ponyfags are laughing at them.

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I guess you could say...
Dashcon 2014 was the pits?

>>556788167
>>556788423
my sides have left earth

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>>556787945
>its hard to see it from someone elses point of view at times
You're failing to see ours.

>>556788550
CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>556785493
what pisses me off the most is the way they choose to ignore basic biology
like, i don't give a fuck if you like to pretend you're a girl, or dress up, or even get sex change surgery
it just makes you a man who is into weird shit or wanted to be a woman
but these people...
>mfw

>>556787945
Sexual preference is just like food preference. I for instance fucking refuse to eat anchovies. That being said I fucking love ceasar dressing, so maybe I like anchovies but I'll be fucked before I put that fucking greasy, boney, smelly little thing in my mouth.

>>556788795
But yet you suck all that cock.

No fucking way, Dashcon 2015 is scheduled.
http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2015-basic-information/

>Captcha: ocdeme place
>Odc Place

>>556788384

>>556788461
so im what then? a bisexual with complete disinterest in looks or bodies?
>>556788627
uhhh that was my point, sorry for the bad english or wording or whatever

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so who's looking forward to 4con?

>>556767436
If you go to dashcon you already lost.

>>556789176
>so im what then?
A faggot.

>>556788461
thank you. i mean, regardless of whatever the fuck your warped mind perceives you to be, you're still identifying with one gender or the other. if you identify with neither, it's probably because you're a hipster faggot that hates the idea of conformity in any sense.

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>>556788791

This ... so much this .. fuck all them sweet abreviations, cis, pan, florasexual .. whatever the fuck it is that fucking rocks your fucking boat people fucking post on fumblr and feel fucking priviliged about when triggered. I'm not even proud I NOW EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. You're either a guy or a girl. Ain't none of those fancy words make it any better. You have a fetish. Nothing more.

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>>556789342
And the whole "will fuck anything" would logically include children and animals. To call oneself a pansexual is to call oneself a pedophile.

>>556785675
is it just me, or is it the asexuals that never try to make an ass out of themselves?
also, can anyone help me get some arguments on how gender=sex

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>>556789108

>>556786670
>the ball pit was free and not limited anyway, so until the alleged piss incident, and then the popping incident it was completely unregulated.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you saying they used the ball put AFTER it had been pissed in?

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>>556789301
time flies when you're a faggot

>>556789586
they don't give a shit about the arguments, just like how they don't give a shit about sex

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I wonder who peed on that ballpit

>>556789671
died, here is copied.

link them to www.lukeastan.hostei.com

logs their usernames, passwords and IPs. will give proof if wanted.

>>556789586
>is it the asexuals that never try to make an ass out of themselves?
No, they make an ass of themselves because they want attention.

>>556789792
The ball pit was never pissed in.

>>556790018
Yes it was. There was video of this.

>>556788946
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Fuck you.

>>556789542
well it does keep it within the confines of human, but yeah pretty much. just another classification for people who weren't satisfied with bisexual because there are so many trendy faggots that jump on the latest buzzword that they felt it didn't make enough of an impact. "you like males AND females!? well i like transfat transgender buzzword buzzword and i just feel that i need a new word because my sexual preferences are best defined by quirky terms i heard on tumblr and not by reason and logic"

>>556789586
>is it just me, or is it the asexuals that never try to make an ass out of themselves?

I'm asexual and I personally hate that I'm part of the pride rainbow. Nothing would piss me off more than if people decided to do asexual pride marches, or fast food chains decided to flaunt their "acceptance" of asexuality.

This is why I hate the stupid immature way most gays act.

I'm pansexual and I don't want to fuck children. But, I sometimes lean on being heterosexual... I need help :(

>>556790191
Yeah, if it wasn't just about attention, they wouldn't been having the pride parades anymore.

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>>556773390

you'll reverse image search this, then pretend you knew all along who she is. regardless she disproves your point

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>>556789251
>be me
>at 4con
>going through the different boards' booths
>/a/ is bodypillows
>/b/ is a ballpit with piss inside of it
>/d/ is an octopus
>/g/ is an AI
>/gif/ is it's own room with a blacklight that shines on every single wall
>/h/ is connected to /gif/
>/hr/ is connected to /g/
>/k/ is a door, walk outside and you're innawoods
>/m/ is a transformer
>/o/ is the parking lot
>/p/ is just a photobooth
>/r/ is Google
>/s/ is connected to /gif/
>/t/ is connected to /g/
>/v/ is basically a comicon booth
>/wg/ is just a stack of posters
>/tv/ is a computer with netflix
>/vp/ is just Reggie sitting in a booth
>/wsg/ is a ball pit with only blue balls
>/x/ is a guy wearing a skeleton costume'
Captcha: REAL persemem

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>>556790216
>I'm pansexual and I don't want to fuck children.
Then you're not pansexual. You're just an attention whore.

Anyone save the Darth Maul GIF from yesterday?

>>556790346
pretty much. if they want to stop receiving so much negative stigma they should stop slutting it up on public streets. not to say all of them do that but i've been to a few pride parades/festivals with friends and it really just seems like an excuse to make out with a bunch of strangers and wear rainbow frilly boas, a bright speedo, and not much else. if you want to make a statement for equality, probably not a good idea to stick out like a sore thumb.

>>556773570
Oh shit, MDE got shut down? that sucks. those guys were pretty funny

>>556789342
>>556789542
whoa whoa whoa there come on now, i have my fucking standards here, the whole point of being a pansexual means youre interested in different personalities, i for one would not be interested in a fucking cat or a horse or a toddler or something because they dont fill my "criteria"

and it has nothing to do with identifying as a gender or whateverthefuck, im a guy, i was born a guy, i have a dick and i intend on keeping it. jesus christ youve been spoonfed with tumblrs shit for too long, not all of us run about spouting fandom and cis and whatnot

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>>556790801
>pansexual means youre interested in different personalities

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>>556790559
>556790559
>/tg/ is just some guys playing dnd in the basement

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can't believe no one posted this gem
>muh ballpit

>>556790801
hahah what? we're all the same in that we're all different, you're not unique for being interested in different personalities, nor should you imply that people who don't label themselves as pansexual do not. everybody has criteria and that also is not grounds for a different label.

>>556791031
It's in the basement and there's three lamps surrounding a giant DnD board

>>556791096
are not* whoops

>>556790559
>/tg/ is a warhammer/magic tournament and RPG space

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>>556790801
>, i have my fucking standards here, the whole point of being a pansexual means youre interested in different personalities

>>556790559
I basically left everything on the right side of the board list out.

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>>556791031

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>>556790559
>real persememe
IT'S HAPPENING

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Looks like dashcon 2015 is happening, and in an even bigger venue LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt4iDrCLZZc

>>556791096
>>556791402
but i dont feel a need to be special...
i dont go to pride shit
im really just a boring fat nerd

>>556789586

That's because asexuals, by and large, are just interested in not having sex. That's their desire.

"Pansexuals", and all the rest, are actually interested in acting out. But it doesn't stop there, they also demand that everyone else change their definition of normal to include their behavior (and of course throw tantrums if even one person fails to do so). In that way, they're like evangelical religious nuts: they formulate abberant ideas in their heads, and then badger everyone around them to believe them as well.

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>>556791567

>>556775796
Guys, he's lost the ability to can.

>>556791520
/tg/ has the best screen caps

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>>556779171

>>556791706
sadly most of us fit that description, like gays, not ALL of them have aids, just most of them

thank mr skeltal

>>556791645
that has nothing to do with my argument that pansexuality is a buzzword used by people who feel so alienated from the rest of society but so desperate for approval that they have to create a new word to describe them.

>>556791645
The fact that you're telling us that you're a pedophile means you want our attention directed to your pedophilia.

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>>556791935
>most of us
Stop attention whoring.

>>556785410
Anthony Fagtano here, internet busiest ballpit nerd

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>>556792028
but why does using a term or a word mean im a special little snowflake?
i dont wanna be a special little snowflake and i dont seek anyones approval, people have the right to feel and mean whatever the fuck they do

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>>556787945
>>556789176
No, pansexuality is the complete blindness or disregard for gender in sexuality and sexual relations. It does NOT mean that you are some some sort of altruistic "EVRY1 IS BEAUTYFUL AND I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY". Unless you're asexual, everyone is attracted to physical beauty in some manner. Shut the fuck up with your special snowflake syndrome, and shove it up your ass.

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>>556792124
Forgot the balls.

>>556785930
What the fuck is transsexual by the way?

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>>556792124
hey
my severe case of pedophilia has nothing to do with me being a pansexual

>>556792696
It's a mental illness. Comes from having too much spare time.

>>556778453
golden