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ITT: Beta as fuck.

Kindergarten:
>be me
>sugary cereal erryday
>hyperactive all the time
>first week in class
>sit next to half-autist JJ
>drawing with colored pencils
>fuckyeah.jpg
>teach tells us to stop
>JJ keeps drawing
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
>choke him out
>"SHE TOLD US TO STOP!"
>he passes out
>everyone staring
>principal's office
>suspended
>no one talks to me anymore

Cont. 1st grade.
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Lurkin
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>>556717275
Bumping for interest
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>>556717275
Bumping for interest. Pls OP, continue.
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1st grade:
>be me
>2 sorta friends
>midget ass kid named Ben
>recess
>behind trees
>"How big's your weewee?"
>compare weewees
>mine is maybe an inch bigger
>not sure cause perspective
>Ben stops talking to me after that
>starts telling everyone
>doesn't mention he did it too
>too beta to speak up
>principal finds out
>suspended for a week
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bumpy
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Cont: 2nd grade:
>be me
>still beta
>still sugary cereal errday
>not going down well
>pledge of allegiance
>make it through english section
>school is pretty nigger, so 2 language pledge
>feel stomach take a shit inside me
>spanish part starts
>knees weak
>run to trash can
>instead, run into cute girl
>puke on her shoes
>0% in trash can
>sent home
>rumors spread that I threw up cuz I hate spanish
>no more friends

Cont: 3rd grade
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>>556718195
Go on lad, go on!
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>be me
>1 friend, not in my class
>only fun to be had is playing games on 2dplay when done with homework
>teacher allows it without punishment
>fuckyes.jpg
>wiz at multiplication
>bang through homework, lightning speed
>turn in work
>sprint to computers
>trip
>fucking projector cord
>loud smash
>the whole thing is broken
>never allowed to use computers
>mom pays for new projector
>grounded from Mario Kart 64
>known as the kid who ruins everything

Cont: 4th grade
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keep it coming
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bump fer interest!
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>>556718827
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Sugar rushes are a placebo.
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4th grade

BACKSTORY:
>meet kid in town
>homeschooled noob
>tells me he's registered to be in my class for 4th grade
>fuck yes
>trade pokemon
>ratchet and clank
>best times ever

4th grade for real this time
>be me
>in class with homeschool kid
>still beta as fuck, one friend, homeschool kid
>he has one friend, me
>be myself around him
>hyperactive, weird, beta obviously
>not anymore
>he becomes good friends with everyone
>starts outcasting me
>starts the rampage of calling me "faggot"
>never ends
>miserable
>not friends anymore
>he judges me for everything
>my bowlcut
>my highwaters
>my social awkwardness
>my being myself
>stop speaking in class
>fuck school and fuck him

Cont: 5th grade.
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>>556719367
so? so are 90% of perceived effects of anything we ingest
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>>556719579
That wasn't funny at all :(
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Moaaarrr
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>>556719579

not sure if pics are of OP.

but hes cute as fuck.
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>>556719908
Jesus horrifying how Christ.
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You have my interest...continue.
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>>556719908
Wtf is that
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5th grade:

>be me
>monster beta
>no more sugary cereal
>social anxiety
>can't talk to anyone
>fear of harassment
>school lunches suck ass too
>start eating paper
>tell people it's chewing gum
>try do discreetly
>"Books are for reading, not eating." ~Fat cunt
>every notebook page has a corner torn off
>disgusting looks all the time
>teachers notice
>tell me I should "get help."
>fuck you I was hungry
>no one comes within 10 ft radius unless they have to
>no partners in group work
>even teachers don't force me into group work
>paper actually isn't that bad when the school lunches are plastic shit

Cont: 6th grade
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>>556719964

not sure if about my pic or OP.
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>>556719908
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>>556719908

The rest of 4chan is going to demand a timestamp in about two minutes.
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>>556720168
Take a guess--and I'm gonna use this term pretty disingenuously--sweetheart.
OP, need moar stories.
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>>556717275

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZvc9wanxtE
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>pic related :d
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>>556720231

iunno why theyd want time stamp. they all seem to be freaking out about the disgust.
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>>556720159
bumpin for juicy story
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>>556720367
Here new you must be.
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>>556720367

That's because they're all as beta as OP claims to have been.

You're pretty, they're faggots.

Case closed
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>>556719908

>>>/out/

Digusting
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>>556720231
>31 ?>>556720367
>>>556719908

Attention whores gonna attention whore.
Take it to private mesages, whore-nado.
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>>556720429

White knight faggot detected

>>>/reddit/
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>>556720524

I'm female you cock mongling ass hat.
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>>556720429

awww <3
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>>556720582
tits or gtfo
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>>556719908
Am I the only one who thinks she's attractive?
Still attention seeking though
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>>556720582

Females can't be knights? What are you, sexist?

Go be a moralfaggot somewhere else.
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>>556720159
OP where have ye gone?
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>>556720617
>nope

:^)
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>>556720582

I respect you more. I just posted a pic cause I wanted to thread derail.

seemed to work. :3
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>>556720582
Tits or gtfo
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6th grade:

>be me
>middle school
>sucks even harder
>people say "faggot" every other word
>mostly to me
>long hair, similar to OP, but shorter
>find circle of outcast fuckers to befriend
>actually kind of happy, despite "faggot"
>decide to be girl for halloween
>what the fuck was I fucking thinking
>whatever, in heels, dress, and make up
>fab
>halloween party at school
>beta friends there, of course I'm going
>people throw shoes
>yell "faggot" from across the hall
>teaches notice
>don't do shit
>everyone thinks I'm legitimately gay
>it's like I'm asking to be made fun of
>people throw shoes
>put gum in my hair
>splash water in my face
>"We'll fucking murder you, faggot." ~Mexicunt
>now known as "that tranny kid"

(I had a picture of me tranny'd up, can't find it for the life of me)

Cont: 7th grade
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>>556720727
that's proof you're a betafag basement dweller not a grill
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>>556720582
You're riddled with neurosese.
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>>556720652

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
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>>556720582
dumblr detected
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>>556720923
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>>556720923
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>>556720923
Gimmie some nudes. I'm horny and you're lonely, so lets play
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>>556720905

I don't even know what that is.
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>>556721084
>not googling the definition
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Holy shit, OP. I'm 83% sure I went to college with you. Maybe I can greentext parts of that for you when you get tired.
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>>556721084
They say ignorance is bliss.
But ignorance is really just ignorance.
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>>556720923
Edgiest feminist fag out. Go back to fucking tumblr.
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>>556721084
Its the thing your riddled with
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>>556719908
hey, just so you know, i think you're pretty cute
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>>556721207
no you will do it now
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>>556717275
Zackary? Lewellen?
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OP really does look cute though
Nice hair
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>>556719908
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>>556721227
>>556721231
>>556720875

Is it difficult maintaining that level of rustle?
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7th grade:

>be me
>STILL beta
>born this way baby
>bus stop is now worst nightmare
>people recognize me as that tranny kid
>meet pseudo-friend at bus stop
>"Your nose is so big, dude."
>Iknowrite, no kike ancestry either
>Tell him "they can hold 20 gallons" being the beta, socially awkward tranny faggot I am
>he laughs
>tells everybody
>new nickname around the bus stop, "20 gallons"
>FUCK WHY DO I EVEN TALK
>doesn't help that I'm the only guy with long hair
>easily singled out
>same not-so-pseudo-friend lights part of my hair on fire with lighter
>never ditched school, so go
>it's fucking bad, smells like sewage
>even beta friends are cringing, except girl, Deme.
>shave off all my hair in retaliation
>now I look like babyface fag
>even Deme liked the long hair better
>now known as "faggot," plain and simple
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>>556720824
lol OP hurry the fuck up
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>>556721238

lolwut I got brought back up?

ty anon. <3
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>>556720824
no one could possibly be that stupid to not realize he'd be mocked up instantly when dressing like a girl, given the shit reputation he had in past.
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>>556721528
Yep
Every part of me wants to go to /k/ and find the best way to kill you in the edgiest way
Plz don't troll harder, we can't handle all this rage
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>>556721728
why'd your ID change then faggot?
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>>556721701
If you like the works of Hieronymus Bosch you would love Pieter Bruegel the Elder. :)
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>>556721627
Dude, Lewellen. Is that you?
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>>556721784

I just wanted to cuddle.

RUDE
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>>556721861
Not into art much, just the first picture I found sitting on my desktop. Besides, that's only a hieronymus follower, a copycat.
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>>556719908
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>>556721627

pls keep posting, we're just shitposting in your thread while you type.
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>>556721627
op get to the part where you kill yourself
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>>556721903
That's cuz your a fag
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>>556721627
come on OP I love this shit
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Finally someone who had a worse social experience than I did while growing up.

Plz continue op. Inb4 heaven id.
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>>556719908
>8/10 would boink
Also tits or gtfo.
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ugh why do i ever come on to this website?
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So,... How 'bout them Jews?
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>>556722345
u wot m8?
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>>556722186
At least we know the thread won't die
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>>556721850

dynamic IP is a thing. lrn2interweb.
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>>556719908
You know the rules tits or gtfo
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>>556721627
you have our support! please, keep posting.
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>>556722429
Fuck off Ben
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>>556722517

Shut the fuck up jeremy.
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Cont: 8th grade

(btw I got a girlfriend now faggts stfu)

>be me
>you know what it is
>still friends with Deme
>by this time, hair had grown back out again
>meet guy named Mary
>name is actually Anthony
>introduced to himself as Mary to the class
>holy shit he's as beta as I am
>he even has long hair, too
>best friends forever
>start to come out of my shell
>be myself around him and Deme more often
>lots of classes together
>he knows my reputation as beta
>"I don't give a fuck."
>play Pokemon all the time
>teaches me to stand up to faggots
>level up
>recess time
>playing pokemon with Deme and Mary
>Mexicunt comes over and steps on my hand
>shatters Game Boy
>Mary grabs by the neck and throws him to the ground
>on his fucking head
>people saw it happen
>no one EVER fucks with Mary, Deme and I again
>now known as "the faggot couple + dyke."
>actually feels pretty good to be beta

>plot twist
>Deme moves away at the end of the year
>Anthony goes to different high school
>I'm all alone
>There's no one here beside me

The End
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>>556722490

Your face.
Stop it.
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>>556722490
FAGGOT
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Wut?
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>>556717275
But you're a great producer now slynk
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>>556722575
post pics of girlfriend
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>>556722490
So are ugly bitches on the internet, apparently.
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>>556722490
anna may?
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>>556722575
No no, you're not in 8th grade. You went later went to the University of Evansville. Yeah?
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>>556722575
Fuck you I read all of it
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>>556722575
WHAT YOU MEAN THE END??

WHAT ABOUT 9th GRADE?
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>>556722548
this drawing keeps showing up, I never thought someone would save it. makes me smile, anon.
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>>556722490
>Make that a 7/10, would still humpadump.
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>>556722575
that's it?
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>>556720582
No such thing as girls on the internet. All the girls are taking dance class and shot like that.
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>>556722501

I inb4'd posts ago. read farther. also been there done that.

>>556722578 o but y? u guys get so butt hurt.
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>>556721032
here's a tip, if you want to take attention away from the fact that you posted a fucking picture of yourself like an attention whore, perhaps stop posting. and go back to facebook/tumblr with your shit tier yourecard shit
fag
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>>556722575
OP, what the shit, there's still at least 4 more years
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>>556722490
You're one of the xe/xir things from dumblr aren't you?
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>>556722962

Shhh. Just stop it. No more face pics.
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>>556722575
For fucks sake I was really enjoying this OP :(
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>>556722969

I really dont care. I'm just here to russle.
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OP here:

FINE FAGGOTS I'LL POST MORE ONE SECOND
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>>556722575
Come on man. You say you have a gf so there's obviously a happy ending there somewhere. Continue your story.
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>>556722575
for a 9th grader, you're pretty good at telling stories.
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>>556723192
wow, you're actually a faggot
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>>556723076

k
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>>556723192
Lurking continues.
Side note: Anyone know what happened to the guy that made a spaghetti dinner for his neighboor's dog as a way to initiate a dialogue with her?
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>>556723192
Your name starts with an M. I so know you, dude.
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>>556723385
Good God, I'm sorry, you're that ugly. I mean, come on..
OP I'm lurkan.
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>>556722575
So you're 15 or what?
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lurkin
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>>556723572
>lurking
>posting
pick one
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>>556722490
I like the handcuf earring
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>>556720429
What? It's not even the girl that your talking to you whiteknight beta. Look at the ID'S
>>556720367
>>556719908
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>>556723674
why not both hueuhuehueuh
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>>556723674
>telling someone to pick one
>shit posting
You did both
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>>556722575
Top shelf!
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>>556723485

I'm aware. why the hell would I post otherwise? GG anon you caught me.
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>>556723192
i love you OP
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>>556720582
Are you fucking saying that only Males are strong enough to be knights, fuck you you've fucking triggered me you misogynist knob-jockey
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>>556723703

It just some random mini cuffs I got from a quarter machine. put it in my ear gauge.
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>>556723910
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>>556723839
I got angry after studying your face.
wouldgetdrunk^99andhatefuck/10
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>>556722490
Beautiful eye color, shit everything else.
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>>556717275
>>choke him out
Dunno man, that sounds pretty fucking Alpha to me. Just sayin.
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>>556723727

btw. same chick. dynamic ip.

youre welcome.
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Cont: 9th Grade

>be me
>no more Deme, no more Mary
>scared as fuck
>emo haired faggot
>actually meet people on the first day
>anime club fags, band geeks, lurkers, closet homosexual, and the blatant homosexual
>actually get a girlfriend (not current gf)
>she's the one, OBVIOUSLY
>homecoming dance
>with her
>most fun I'd ever had in a social situation
>shitty dancer, dgaf
>soulja boy playing, still dgaf
>after dance, walk her home
>stand outside her house
>she kisses me
>have to tiptoe cuz she's tall as fuck
>stand there making out for 15 minutes
>never felt warmer on a cold night
>months pass
>sneaking out to gf's house at 2am
>touchy feely making out fingering shit
>she don't blow cuz "it's gross"
>get caught by her mom
>"It's time for you to go, anon."
>next morning, call from gf's mom
>wants to have lunch with my mom
>mom goes, dgaf about what we did
>thinks gf's mom was overreacting
>gf's mom resents me for taking her daughter's finger-virganity
>gf's step-dad dgaf
>7 months dating
>I'm breaking up with you
>wat.
>"I don't think I like you anymore."
>fuck.
>still in band class with her, can't not talk to her
>Disneyland band trip
>she's fucking flirting with me
>I flirt back
>she's not interested
>side note, senior chick Kate and I become great friends at Disneyland
>she's got bf, but w/e, dgaf
>after trip, old gf starts dating new band kid
>have to watch them hug/kiss/finger eachother
>a bit jelly
>realizes gf only wants bf because he's someone she can hold on to and cry to
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>>556723983
It's a pretty interesting look. I got a bunch of friends who have their ears stretched to fuck, but they don't do anything interesting like hang stuff from 'em, just try and stretch them more.
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>>556724161
I never said thank you you stupid slut. Tits or GTFO.
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>>556724037

my eyes are the only thing I like :3
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>>556724265

gross. pick a size that looks good at keep it. then have fun with it. want more pain? do other piercings. duh
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>>556724314
That's because you have a big jew-nose and stretchers in your ears. Now tits or GTFO.
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9th Grade UPDATE:

>be me
>dating chick
>one night, finger her, press deek against her pusnay
>no insertion
>she came lots, apparently
>next week
>says she missed her period
>no fucking way
>she's crying
>I'm freaking out
>she tells everyone she might be preggers, rumors spread
>either cheated on me
>or 1 fucking sperm sneaked into her pussy and made it
>turns out her period is late
>fucking drama queen
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>>556724314
kill yourself
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>>556724273

already done that. I'm good.
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>>556724314

The similarities are phenomenal...
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>>556724445

>face
>stretched ears

ears are def part of my face.
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>>556724314
Those eyes are wasted on you.
This is true.
>>556724450
Get used to this. Everytime a period gets caught in traffic, it's fucking doomsday.
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>>556724314
I like your hair colour.
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>>556724456

lolk
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>>556724229
>have to watch them finger eachother
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>>556724450
kek'd your childhood sucked and reading about it makes me feel better about mine :)
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>>556724445
as a person that nearly got fucked up in an airport because I look Jewish I can tell you right now that even though she may have a big nose, it is certainly not Jew-tier
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>>556724609
I never said they weren't. Tits NOW.
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>>556724450
>tfw betafag no one likes in school gets more pussy than you ever did
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>>556724854
>(NSFW)
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>>556723192
>mfw
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>>556724654
All of this.
Also sage.
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>>556724756

But its big enough I can get away with making people feel awkward during jokes and claim I'm a jew.
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>>556724314

I think shes cute but i dont know why people who are attractive have to constantly confirm that by others... thats something that makes them unattractive again
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>>556724229
is this u op, some guy who had a nosebleed and drew for people in his own blood.
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>>556724990
Do you rub your hands ?

>>556724934
All of us are alone, in life and death.
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>>556724161

This thread is pretty fun, remind me to save one of ur pics :^)
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>>556717275
Top stories op. (chapta: rsessH obtained)
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Cont: 10th grade

>be me
>you know the drill
>still seeing old gf and her new bf fucking everywhere, no matter what
>good Disneyland friend Kate graduated last year, a bit sad
>not the worst though
>ex-gf's new bf, call him "J"
>he asks me in band class
>how did you get off gf?
>what the fuck, dude
>tell him to fuck off
>he tells ex-gf I said that
>she gets pissed and says I'm being an asshole
>I tell her what J asked me
>says I'm a lying sack of shit
>"Like you always were."
>seething through whole 10th grade
>still see them make out everywhere
>we're all in same circle of friends
>they make out at lunch
>on band trips
>in band class
>J is seriously rubbing it in my face
>he tells me
>"She actually never liked you."
>FUCK YOU
>still too beta to beat his ass, so just call him a faggot
>they break up during spring break
>J is shattered
>writes on facebook, emo as fuck
>"Is it weird I wrote a suicide note but never plan on going through with it?"
>Fuck no, kill yourself faggot
>shouldn't have rubbed it in my face, dickweed.
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>>556725164
your nose IS huge
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>>556725037

I'm comfy in my skin. dont need confirmation. but I love these reactions. :D
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>>556725037
It's called a self-affirmation.
As I said above, girl with nice eyes and tits but otherwise unremarkable assets is "riddled with neurosese".
They need to jusitfy (document) their existence since people that don't rely on their looks do other things with their lives..that and we all want to feel wanted every now and then.
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>>556725164
he better did a hero because of you OP, please tell me he did.
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>>556717275
This gud
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>>556725091

reminding
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ITT: two weird looking creatures that aren't even speaking to each other but somehow managed to get two different stories to work throughout the thread
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>>556725401
Shanks anon
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>>556725080

generally i take out my change and start counting it.
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>>556725164
You are now man.
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>>556725251

this is /b/ you dont need to post your face to piss these fuckers off so I dont really believe you :/
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>>556724990
ah mine's the type where an arab will throw out a poorly formulated racial slur using both arabic and broken english.....plus I always get scanned at airports and people ask me to help them with their money
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>>556725263

let's just go with this. its easier than explaining I post it for shits and giggles reactions.
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>this thread.
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>>556725485
Do you conquer other coutries, bomb the shit out of them and still play the victims to get more money ?
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>>556725497
>this is /b/
>I dont really believe you :/
>you :/
>:/
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>>556725263

interesting. but i dont think you can generalize that attractive people only define themselves over their looks
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>>556722490
Woah. *-* beautiful
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>>556725470
OP ain't even bad.
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>>556724314
I can't be the only one to think she is attractive
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>>556725497

Yea but posting this lasted longer.
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>>556725698
You're not alone pal
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>>556725503

I dont trust planes. that shits over 9000 tons. it shouldnt be in the air.
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>>556725680
Guess he'd be cool without
>pale skin
>saggy thin hair no volume
>big nose
>saggy eyes
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>>556725834
i see that now
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>>556725613

I love that fucking cat.
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>>556725770

you should photoshop a badly shopped timestamp into one of your photos to "confirm" that its really you
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>>556725857
Do you draw graphs in the sky too?
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>>556725609
Tuk-tuk. There's far, far easier ways to get shits and giggles.
Option 1: Find Dota2 thread. Post "can dota2 stop copying LoL heroes, jesus youd think itd be easy to make original characters".
Option 2: Find LoL thread. Post "can LoL stop copying Dota2 heroes, jesus youd think itd be easy to make original characters"
Option 3: Tumblr thread. Pretend you're not a self-serving shitbird AKA a non-human.
Option 4: Cheese pizza.
Option 5: Tell an anime thread that Bleach is the pinnacle of anime.
Option 6: Scat porn.

No..this isn't just shits and giggles. We both know that, don't we?
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>>556725698

She's ugly as sin.
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>>556725932
Do u have kik

Pls respond
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>>556725636

are we counting monopoly?
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>>556725870
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>>556726056

I do. what of it.
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>>556726058
Yes I am. You can be our Netenyahu
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>>556725224
I know faggot, 20 gallons remember?

Cont: 11th grade

>be me
>laying off gf's after 9th grade shitstorm
>best friends are all graduating/graduated
>left in the dust again
>remember the homeschool faggot that outcasted me?
>made my fucking grade school a living hell?
>he never left
>playing runescape cuz no life
>he messages me (we were friends back in the day before falling out)
>sup ****** (faggot i assume)
>start confronting him
>he says he knows he was a giant douche
>fuck yeah you were
>apologizes profusely
>forgive him
>smokes me out
>why the fuck didn't I start smoking weed earlier?
>feeling pretty good, one friend
>a new challenger appears
>shitty charter school merges with my high school for a year
>we give all the shitty classrooms to the shit charter school
>MARY IS THERE
>still as badass as ever
>smoke weed with him a lot
>one day, smoking weed before school
>ceramics teacher rolls up on his bike as I'm loading the pipe
>no time to put back in pocket
>he drags me to the principal's office
>suspended for a week
>they say I'll go to court eventually
>never end up getting a court date
>still not sure if felon
>everyone finds out I'm a huge stoner
>in band, stoner = drug addict
>outcasted, but fuck them, still play a dope tenor saxaphone/clarinet solo
>can't remember much else, too fucking high all the time to care
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>>556725857
ah I'm not a fan of travel because scans and well some border security guys spend more time around my crotch than is necessary

but I got some family in Europe so I have to travel every now and again
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>>556725997

I would but I'm lazy
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>>556726241
don't fret op, I'd be 30 gallons if we compared noses
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>>556726226

awesome.
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>>556726189
Do you mind sharing it?
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>>556726438
You know that you're incredibly ugly? Go away faggot.
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>>556719908
This looks like my 15 year old cousin in a few years.

She's my third cousin too so it'd totally be legal. Sweet.
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>>556726316

that sucks bro :'c
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>>556717275
Are you implying that sugar makes you hyper? because then you'd be wrong.
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>>556726583
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>>556726438
Georgious
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>>556726438
what the fuck is that brown shit on your fingers?
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>>556726549

ouch. that hurt me so much.
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>>556726865
She was pobabley smoking
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>>556726540

I do mind. share yours instead.
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>>556726890
he is right, though
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>>556726438
What the fuck is that some Egyptian hieroglyphs? You're a really ugly bitch. I'm not saying that to be mean. You're actually ugly as fuck. Maybe if you got some surgery to fix that nose, fixed that stupid hair, and didn't wear so much make up, you'd be decent.
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>>556726890
Why not just fuck off and make a new thread ?
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>>556727005
Don't you want the attention though?
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>>556726965

you got it. I smoke filter less cigs.
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>>556727005
Fuck that I'm
Outta here
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>>556727019
Its 7/12/14 backwards
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>>556726890
Fuck off attention whore.
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>>556727019

I write everything backwards just to make you rage type all that.
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>>556727026

cause I'm already here.
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>>556727087
Bet this faggot has to goto school
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>>556727161

its a 5 not a 2 but ok.
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>>556727323

I would agree but its summer. probably has chores from his mom.
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>>556727290
Can you post your Kik now, so we can talk about how nice self rolled figs are, and so I can figure out why math gave you a fear of planes?
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>>556726241
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>>556726438
everyone falling for this bait
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>>556727350
If anything, that's a backwards "C".
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>>556727085

so edgy

congratulations on taking this thread over but i want another story from OP

OP do you have one more?
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>>556727504

math didnt. its a giant hunk of metal. it shouldnt be in the sky.

and posting my kik is for /soc/
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>>556727541

of course they are thats why i suggested it
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>>556726241
Just keep doing things you sorta don't want to do.

>stop masturbating to internet porn, just fap to imagination if you can't just have sex
>spend time with younger siblings or family
>stop smoking
>get off the internet for a few weeks
>fly somewhere faraway, being on a plane forces you to not feel self conscious about other people around you
>just stop giving a shit about other people's opinions

This all worked for me and I have since achieved enlightenment.

Best advice I can give you even though you didn't ask for it, whatever.
>>
>>
Come one OP
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>>556727546

I used eyeliner. not my fault you need better glasses.
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>>556727085
Ahhhhh. Now I know why you wear so much makeup. Its to cover up your ugly skin from all the smoking you do
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>>556727729
Its better than waiting for OP with our thumbs up our butts
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>>556727635
/soc/ is also for images of yourself. You seemed to do enough of that ITT
Also plane&plain
Kik plz
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OP, these stories are great, keep going.
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>>556727635
Would you please shut the fuck up ? If you want some attention make a thread and show tits. We all want to know about jew-OP. Nobody gives a fuck about your life
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Cont: 12th grade

>be me
>senioritis
>still stoner
>all my old friends are graduated
>still had no girlfriend since 9th grade
>suddenly
>marching band practice
>Disneyland Kate rolls up.
>Holy fuck it's bee 4 fucking years
>gorgeous
>reminisces when we talked on the train to Disneyland about Queen and creepypasta
>her and her boyfriend broke apart
>now's my chance
>ask her out
>says yes to me, 20 gallons of all people
>hang out every day after school
>relationships aren't that bad after all
>find out her brother plays mallets in band
>no shit
>he's got assburgers, too beta to even count
>one day
>hands me a folded note
>it's from Kate
>"Come by later, I've got some surprises for you."
>not sure if vidya or sex
>come by, nervous
>she invites me in
>make out like no ones business
>brings me to her bed
>she gets naked
>gets me naked
>holyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
>tells me she bought condoms
>try putting on one
>too small
>she underestimated me, that bitch
>whatever, smart enough to bring one that fits
>fuck doggy style
>virgin no more
>not getting off
>neither is she
>no communication
>no idea what the fuck i'm doing
>feel nothing wearing condom
>question sexuality
>question her looseness
>don't cum
>neither does she
>awkward as fuck
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>>556727919
So OP does live!
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Cont: 12th grade

>week later
>she calls me
>"Want to try again, anon?"
>Yes plz
>go over again
>brought more condoms just in case
>she's on top
>actually feels good
>start cumming after like 2 fucking minutes
>fuck my life
>act like not cumming out of fear
>force it back in
>still pretty hard
>she's not getting off
>neither am I after first cum
>still no communication
>is sex really this bad?
>try different position
>condom breaks
>FUCK
>put new one on
>fucking breaks after 1 minute
>only have too small condoms she bought
>can't try again
>both left unsatisfied
>again
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>>556727919
For a moment, I feared you stopped being this beta and ruin this thread
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>>556727919
>>she underestimated me
kek
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>>556727919
HA! It sounds like my first time, but I didn't have a condom, and I got the clap!
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>>556728110
>is sex really this bad?

wut?
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>>556720824

DA fuck were ur parents...,?

I'm beginning to think most of your problems are due to half assed parenting
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>>556724314

You look like a 40 year old childless alcoholic.
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Now that the attention whore is gone the thread died, and idk if OP is done or not.
Halp
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>>556726438
7.9/10 would bang/share drugs with
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>>556728994
Fuck,now 3 uglies
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Cont: 12th grade + more

>Kate breaks it off
>I assume because I'm no good at sex for 2 times tried
>she tells me she wants "open relationships"
>have suspicions that she may have cheated on me
>can't prove it
>get over it, still friends somehow

Present day: College, no specific year

>be me
>start making shitty Let's Play videos because fuck it
>shit ass video gets /r/cringe'd
>fuck reddit
>hate comments
>death threats
>suddenly
>facebook message
>some girl saw it on reddit, tells me I'm actually perty gud LPer
>fuck no
>says I'm handsome
>lolwut
>start talking for hours
>and hours
>and hours
>and hours
>end up video-chatting
>holy fuck she's gorgeous
>totally relates to me being beta
>she loves the long hair too
>understands me
>I understand her
>online dating
>was skeptical, but it's true fucking love
>almost sickly obsessed
>she loves me too
>couldn't be happier
>6th months later, still with her, plan on meeting her someday when I can fly out
>all past relationships seem like flies fucking compared to this
>to think I make a shitty video and meet the love of my life

True story.

The end.
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>>556729132
gg ez.
ty for read
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yfw it ends and you're still beta
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>>556729132
>inb4 manbearpig
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>>556729132
I expected shitting on reddit. 10/10
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>>556729132
gg good pasta
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>>556729132
you're beta

you always will be beta

but you are THE beta
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>>556729132
I love happy endings
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>>556722490
Wtf have you done to your ears you repulsive attention whore? It doesn't make you hot or different. It makes you look like a mutilated cunt desperate for attention. What's the matter mommy and daddy didn't love you enough? Where you touched as a child? Raped? I sure as fuck hope so. You're a 7/10 at best would hit and quit. Your mutilated face and "crazy" hair color come off waaay too attention seeking. As does your picture posting. Seriously bitch.

Also, heaven.
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>>556729132
>long distance relationship
>true love

Sorry mate, as good as it might be rigth now, there still comes the dissapoint. Your life won't change.
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>>556729132

Fuck that's beta
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>>556729294
At least people are making fun of him over the internet and not in real life.
I'd say that's an improvement.
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>>556729132
Link to video OP?
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someone save this for future generations
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>current gf was basically cybersex

I knew op was lying since the start, never really had a current gf
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>>556729132
Need it all capp'd. Nice read. I thought you were dating a girl you actually met from what you said earlier.
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>>556729132
Can you share your channel?
There's no way you could have a cringe worthy let's play
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>>556729132
for now OP..for now.
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>>556729132
well that was a shitty ending
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>>556729132

>never met her irl
>true love

People like you make me cringe so bad.
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>>556729132
>6th months later, still with her, plan on meeting her someday when I can fly out
>all past relationships seem like flies fucking compared to this
>to think I make a shitty video and meet the love of my life

Dude, it's just 6 months and you haven't even seen her in person yet. Don't fucking call her the love of your life.
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this thread is still going?

lolwut. got bored and played pokemon instead. back to that. nice job OP. I liked your stories.
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>>556729408
It does happen. I used to play an online game and met someone there, we'd talk everyday for a few years. Eventually we met in real life and dated for 3 years. We broke up and I'm married now, but those were still some of the strongest feelings I've felt.

>>556729785
True, 6 months is pretty short.
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>>556726865

From all the shitposting.
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>>556729747
Dating websites work for a reason. Not everyone on those sites are looking for a quick fuck, you twit.
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>>556726438
why do grills put on those streches? Know couple of girls who ruined themselfs with that shit
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>>556729132
LP channel link?
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>>556729469
I'm going to regret this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVL9Nob43So

>>556729607
Nope. Once a beta, always a beta.

>>556729408
Would rather have someone that loves me through a screen than having shitty relationships IRL. I used to think like you did, believe me. Online dating was the last thing on my mind until I met her, so fuck it.

>>556729732
What did you expect?

>>556729785
Valid point, but the fact that I've gotten to know her really well doesn't change the way I feel about her, or apparently, the way she feels about me. If I call it true love now, and regret calling it that later, that's my problem, not yours.
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>>556730545
true beta
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OP here:

Going to bed, it's fucking 7am.

Thanks for reading. You're all faggots.
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>>556730997
Fuck you, faggot.
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>>556730997
Have a good night (morning) too, faggot <3
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Why
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>>556730997
love you too OP. night night <3.
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>>556730418

Never said they would have to be looking for a quick fuck, but loving someone you have never spent time with in real life, after 6 months only...Delusional.
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>>556730545
>Valid point, but the fact that I've gotten to know her really well doesn't change the way I feel about her, or apparently, the way she feels about me. If I call it true love now, and regret calling it that later, that's my problem, not yours.
I'm just trying to fuckin help you, man.
Did you have your first big fight yet? Did you get to know her friends?
If not, no, you don't know her well. And I'm not even coming with the fact that people behave differently in real life.
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>>556731062
Points for being honest.
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>>556730997

Good night and always remember:

We love you. We may call you a faggot, but with love.
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>>556730997
kiss me
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