ITT: Things girls do that you hate

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>>556651519

Breathe.

laugh at me

Keep the vagina a secret.

>>556651519
>kill my house plants because we get in a fight

>>556651653
/thread

>>556651519
They period

be insecure and act stupidly.

>>556651767
Fuck you OP. Its just like you to go and tell all your friends on /B/ well for your information anon, im breaking up with you. Because i found a new man and his name is Chad and he makes ME the sandwhiches.

>>556651519
meander out of the kitchen

>"You're a really sweet/cool guy but I'm just not into you in a romantic sense"

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Come crying to me everytime their mouthbreathing bf fucks up... which is often. Heterosexual apes.

>>556651519
>don't ask me to fuck her in the ass while we're working

>>556651738
More think im a mind reader though.

Touching their hair CONSTANTLY.

>>556651519
Trying to act tough or when girls yell, "YOU GO GIRL!" or "GIRL POWER"

talk, talk, and eat

>>556651519
The phrase "we need to talk".

Be jewish and breakup with me because im not jewish and she doesnt want that for her future meanwhile she was with me for 3 years so wtf was that bitch wasting our time for, fucking kike skank.

not have sex with me

>>556652272
How's that friendzone treating you.

>>556651519
No love me.

>>556652541
pretty sure he made it clear that he's a faggot

>>556652519
>This

>>556651653
fuckin top kek

>>556652718
Oh.

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wallow in their own narcissism

>>556652374
this, and also just generally everything. Fuck if they aren't cute, kissable, fuckable, and all that but goddamn do I hate them as people, even the smart ones are emotional disasters and unreasonable.

flirt with you and act like they love you thus bring your hopes up all while being in a relationship with someone

granted this only happened to me once recently...maybe i just met a bad egg

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>>556651519
>get into that "going out mode" and plan their slutty outfits all day but still try six things on then spend 30 min straightening their hair then 60 min doing makeup then talk about bullshit stuff while they "pregame" all the while texting their slutty friends about where to go that night.

"why do you love me babe?"

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Menstruate

>>556652321
I mean sure i might not be great at that golden rule bullshit because i think they know what i mean when i say things

>>556652903
Japanese tv looks fantastic.

>>556652248
You should try being more attractive

act emotionally unstable, then complain when called out on their instability.

Nobody talks about men who hold a grudge after a character in their dream does something stupid.

They're overly positive about everything
Captcha: dramatis hichbit

>>556652374
that means she likes you nigger

>>556651519
use "nigga" a lot in a none satirical manner.

>>556653001
Ive met many like that, one actually broke up with their boyfriend when i asked her out, pissed me off into silence when that happened

>>556653126
fucking this

>>556651653
/thread

>>556651519
My day was so hard. Jana from accounting was being a total bitch because she thinks Kevin is cute, but Chandra already asked Kevin out, but none of them know that Kevin is really gay and in love with Stephen who thinks that Chandra is flirting with him, wish pissed off Stephanie because she's got a crush on Kevin too... are you even listening.

I changed two transmissions and a six pack of injectors today. I don't care, dear.

>>556652248
maybe stop wearing fedoras?>>556652272

>>556651519
they are all so fucking fake

>>556653445
i'm a girl and this is true
and he noticed
and made fun of me for it
so

>>556651519
>What are you thinking about?

Why do they never believe the truth, that is that I am not thinking about anything at all

>>556652513
dom?

>>556652718
No fuck you. I'm THE faggot.

>>556653126
In this case I always have to ask, "do you just want to hear me say it or are you insecure?"

>>556654003
Some guys make fun of girls they like

Ever wasted time talking to a girl for a few days or however long and you both like each other, yet she decides to get back with her ex? Cunts i swear

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I can't fucking stand when they try to cook. There's a reason why the best chefs are all men.

>>556652519
oh dog this

>>556653071
http://youtu.be/LkKKTsJZ5kU

>>556654003
i heard girls tend to laugh at the jokes of boys they like even if they're not funny, can you confirm

>>556652513
It was probably an excuse for something else.

>>556651519
not know what you're talking about when you talk about shit that's not stupid.

>>556653221
> that ID

>>556653001
> mfw you met my gf
> mfw I have no face

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when bitches act like they care about sports, aka heat fans, germany fans, etc

Hide their whole lives behind makeup and do nothing wrong or wierd and makes you think they poop rainbows and farts glitter

>>556651519
"because", THAT IS NOT A FUCKING ANSWER YOU UNMOTIVATED STATUS QUO PIECE OF SHIT BITCH

Thinking they can be obnoxious cows and behave however they want whenever their boyfriends are around

talk

>>556653221
wtf that ID

Ask you a question that you know will bite you in the ass if you answer it

> even if she says, "it's okay, I won't get mad"

>>556651519
Call the cops

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>>556654716
Deluxe corn mother shuckers.

>>556653126
My response is always. "rocking ass" because my girlfriend has a "rocking ass"

>>556654795 fuck sports

>>556653221
>we 8 corns
best ID ever

>>556651519
> Me

>>556654795
brofist

>>556653221
plz cap for ID sake

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Can't stand
>Liars
>Cheaters
>Racists (Humorous racism is okay, genuine is not)
>Regular mood swings
>No sense of humour/reserved humour (no penchant for dark jokes)
>Not usually happy
>Complain about every little thing
>"Ewww, that's gross"
>"No thanks, I don't want to try (X foreign food)"
>"What's the point of travelling to other countries?"

Love
>Honest
>Motherly
>Kind to all people (including herself)
>Generally in a good mood
>Does not get put off by minor things
>Can tell jokes often (Don't necessarily need to be dark, but she should understand dark humour)
>Open minded
>Willing to try new things and take risks

pic related
>tfw average girl with genuine smile becomes 9/10

>>556653221
glad i saw that ID.

>>556654206
i know, he likes me too

>>556654450
generally true yeah
and kind of nervously laugh at stuff that's not a joke
also fidget, play with hair, either refuse to make eye contact or look rly deep into your eyes for a second longer than others would

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>>556653221

>>556654517
>not know what you're talking about when you talk about shit that's not stupid.

this

Put dicks in their vaginas

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>>556655030
Dem golden nuggets

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>>556651653

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Spit

>>556654450
guys do the exact same thing dude

>>556652272
Yeah, you're on the wrong website, faggot. I'm not sure where you got the idea true faggots are welcome around here. They're not. We loathe you. We call each other fag this 'n that because it is the lowest form of insult.

Go to one of your homosexual, male asshole loving AIDS threads somewhere.

But whatever you do, GTFO!

>>556654795
What does he say?

"That's one bitch ass ____"

>>556655441
I'm a bit freaked out by women who can shoot lasers from their ear lobes.

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>>556652495
beta as fuck

>>556651519
Yell "Help!" "Stop!" or "Why are you doing this?!" When I'm trying to forcefully court them.

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>>556656104

It's 2014 bro. Stop projecting. It's ok. No straight guy would waste time writing ur bullshit.

>>556655516
Pffffflllbbbttt

>>556656146
move

>>556656104
>call eachother fags
>genuine insult
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots"
>>>/pol/

>>556651519
When they don't take care of their vaginas and clean it after sex.

>>556656146
move

>>556652272
Fuck off and die you cock sucking queer faggot fucking disgusting disease...

>>556656104
I don't usually throw this one around but, I think you need to work things out and get in touch/address your sexuality bro.
>nigga, you gay.

>>556651653
/Thread. Yo

>>556656692
Here comes the men in black

>>556654965
I remember this one girl who said that shit right after she forced this question on me.
>Babe, If you were FORCED to do it, which one of my friends would you have sex with?

fuck loaded questions.

>>556655441
Your a good guy.

>>556656571
pffffffffffflllllbbbt to u too

>>556651653

i believe, gentlemen, that this is the /thread

>>556657057
More real than you even know

That sarcastic laugh they do in an argument when they know they lost but still try to act like they were still right

>>556653221
you ate corns?

>>556657067
The answer is "all of them, in that order"

>>556657352
No, they ate corns.

>>556651519
expect you to buy them things support them.
call you all day long when you are at work trying to make money so they will stick around
accuse you of being unfaithful (makes me think they are) start fights over bullshit. .

You know what I hate in a girl? When she tries to act like some tough shit, saw this bitch in a movie once
>it's gonna be a long day sherif, want a shot of jack?
> (sherif) it's 3 pm and were both on the job I don't think that's a great idea
>suits you, more for me
It didn't help that she was half black but fuck when girls try to act like they're badass mother fucking tough shit, something about it just stresses me right out

>>556657169
I would poke you in the ribs if i knew you

>all my friends are guys
>I hate drama
>you cant control me, I'll do whatever I want
>I can hit you because I'm a girl and you can't hit back

Being attention whores and gwtting mad if someone tells them they are

>>556657409
Yeah the two days of "its fine nothing is wrong" while OBVIOUSLY pissy was bullshit. Push me into a corner then get pissed. Women can be completely imbecilic.

>>556652272
If that mac Demarco

>>556657313
Shut up

>>556652495

You hang out with black women from the 90s?

>>556653221

What the fuck?

>>556652272
That bass player has a nice Rickenbacker

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>>556655441
I like this Anon. He down to Earth.

>>556657498
God damn, this girl I was fucking regularly always acted like tough shit. I never gave her feedback and she finally realized how dumb she sounded. Pissed me off for hours when she did that shit.

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Things I don't like about guys.
>Expects me to give him head every day when I'm not in the mood
>Has gone down on me 4 times after dating for a year
>Forgets wallet when he asks to go out to eat
>Has never paid for a date
>Brags about how long he can go without showering and expects me to be enthusiastic to suck him off
>Won't fuck if I'm on my period
>Asks me to lose weight (I'm not overweight)
>forces me to eat when I'm not hungry
>forgets his wallet every time we pick up weed
> never throws down weed
>take a fucking shower
>gossips more than me
>asks me if he can have my permission to fuck other girls
>gets pissed when I hang out with other guys

>>556655441
are you me anon? hate bitches who are picky about Sushi and whatnot but then go eat a 20 piece chicken nugget meal.

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>Expect you to only approach them
>Act like they're depressed 24/7 and overweight
>Expect the most out of us guys, like stuff that no guy would ever do except in a movie or something
Act like we're bad people because we enjoy sex
>tell us not to judge them by their looks when they do the same
>expect good morning texts and to be told constantly they look good
>like whore for everything
>call you shy or quiet on the phone when they're just talking to their friend the whole time
>always expect you to say yes when they need something
>use their bodies to gain alot of things
>don't act natural around guys
Idk I could probably think of more things but these are the majority of things that piss me off, anyone agree?

>>556657498
You sound like a really fucking petty, irritable person.

>>556657465
foot corns?

>>556658037
You're dating a poor stonerfag, what do you expect

tell ugly girls that they're "gorgeous" or "fierce"

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>>556658037
You sound like as much trash as the boys you hang around

>>556658037
Why the fuck would you even be dating this person you dumbfuck. It's girls like you who cry when they find out they dated an asshole and a cheater.

>>556658037
>Has gone down on me 4 times after dating for a year

you're likely not so fresh down there then...

>Asks me to lose weight (I'm not overweight)

clearly he thinks otherwise

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>>556651519

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzQ1hdVvAr0

>>556658037
you sound like a fat whore. My gf doesn't want me to fuck her on her period, cos she says its gross like a NORMAL girl you fucking weird stoner bitch.

>>556654282
from what ive noticed all the really good chefettes make disgusting dessert shit like cakeballs and shit. actual chefs make actual food

>>556658037
>not in the mood
tf bitch. you sound like a throwaway whore and they probably don't eat you out for a reason.
captcha: used ionsekL

>>556657521
nooo don't poke my ribs
they're ticklish :-(

oh and
things i don't like about guys:
-text me first then reply with one word answers and expect me to completely carry the conversation, then just randomly stop
-they all have commitment problems
-make a bunch of promises, say i can trust them, then wait until i fall for em and ditch me as soon as they find someone they like more or sometimes just when they get bored

>>556666666 get

>>556658037
You're just projecting the problems you have with your boyfriend on all men

>>556653993
yea okay everyone of (large group of people) is (derogatory adjective)
wise up you arrogant bastard

Oppress artists under the guise of freeing themselves from oppression.

>>556658218
Yes.

Get pissy for no reason.
Drive like shit.
Slow, at everything.

>>556651653
perfect !
/thread

>>556658694
you're doing something wrong.

>>556658694
That first one is the only thing girls ever do to me, that's the shit that really grinds my gears

>>556651653
/th-th-th-threaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad nigga

Flipping out on me because I still have a few chick friends that are nothing more than another bro. Yet their entire friend spectrum is just males and their excuse is "women are all bitches to each other guys are way cooler".

Thank god I'm not in that relationship anymore.

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>>556653001
Happened to me in grade 10 once, the bitch was saying how she wanted to date me, turns out she was dating her boyfriend still and i almost got beaten up by 3 of the biggest nigger drug dealers in the school. After that I basically said fuck it to her and her crowd of people and moved on to girls at a different school

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>>556658037
Sounds like a shitty bf.

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>>556651653

When they act like no one else is around, just being inconsiderate.

I remember catching a plane, there was a sign by the gate saying 1 carry on bag per passenger.
A group of 3 women turns up. 3 bags each. They get on the plane and of course, they are at the front. They put their 9 bags in the overhead compartment and sit down. So far no problem. The problem is when we land. They stand up and proceed to take out the 9 bags from the overhead leaving an entire plane full of people waiting.

>>556655441

"Love" list is redundant as it serially negates each point made in "Can't stand" list.

>>556654871
You just described every Brony faggot ever.

>>556658037
>About guys
Dummyass don't pin what one male does on the whole gender smh

>>556658037
cont.
>complain about girls being superficial when they're superficial too
>When they pretend to be someone else when they're trying get with you (pretending they like the things I like)
>guys play just as many, if not more mind games than girls do
>when they assume girls like assholes
>I don't like assholes
>When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance
>when girls act like they don't like you, it doesn't mean we like you
> especially if we ask you to stop texting us

Open their mouth for anything except cock & cum

>>556658694
Tip for the commitment thing, be upfront about it.
>Implying you arent already

>>556658959
Me too. My last girlfriend used to send me texts that made it out to seem like she genuinely missed me (would go out on business a lot) and she would add all these amazing emojis and shit and then the conversation would deteriorate to k's. We did both hate texting though to be fair and only texted each other.

>>556655000
kek'd & trips

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Daniellukebarth

>>556652519
ITT: Perfect Gentlemen

>>556657613
You literally just described my ex

>>556658694
And never is too late for that tip

When girls act like they're into me on Younow then refer to me as a creepy old guy on succeeding broadcasts I am not present on.

hug me, give me googly eyes, tell someone they like me, then when i ask them out they say nothing because im actually staring at the wall of my bedroom rehearsing and she doesnt exist

>>556658694
>then reply with one word answers
They're just nervous, anon. The same way you and I would be.

If the social pressure weren't put on guys to make the first move, I'm sure they wouldn't have the guts to talk to you in the first place.

In highschool, when I was nervous and talking to someone I liked (remember MSN?) I wrote really long messages to make sure the girl understood what I was saying at all times. I was worried that, since she didn't know me well, that she could take what I say out of context. It would end up with me writing paragraphs and paragraphs to her.

I guess some guys are the other way around. They'll write short messages so that there's nothing TO take out of context. I trust your judgement to know which ones are actually genuinely people who don't care about the conversation enough to provide real answers, but you should know that tons of people are just bad with their nerves.

>>556658951
like what? i don't play mind games or anything, i'm completely honest and straightforward with them, and i can keep up an interesting conversation
one says he's interested then disappears after a few days, he's done it 5 or 6 times now. it was alright the first couple times but now it's just annoying that he expects me to wait on him and his autism.

had a bf that was head over heels in love with me, was a really good gf, never bitchy, taught him how to hug, always up for cuddling. he started ignoring me after a month, i tried talking to him about it, nothing helped but he said he still really liked me. finally broke up with him and he immediately went for another girl.

>>556659376
i am..

>>556651519

Demand equality... but mean having everything slanted toward their favor and having all accountability and consequences mitigated by male drones

>>556658694
>text me first then reply with one word answers and expect me to completely carry the conversation, then just randomly stop
your fault
BITCH

>>556658328
THIS, as i said before, they are always fake as fuck

>>556658415
He was a different person before. He was a gentleman. I just want that guy back.

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>>556659605
sounds to me like you need to control yo bitch.

>>556659828
huh, that actually makes sense
he knows i like him, though

>>556659317
>Doesn't like assholes

Clearly your choice in boyfriend says otherwise.

>>556659317
>>complain about girls being superficial when they're superficial too
yep

>>When they pretend to be someone else when they're trying get with you (pretending they like the things I like)
if guys were being themselves women would never, if rarely, like them. hint: "I like a guy who is exciting and i can get along with"

>guys play just as many, if not more mind games than girls do
i really doubt it, hun. the best/worst they can do is use love for sex.

>when they assume girls like assholes
stereotypes exist for a reason

>I don't like assholes
good for you

>>When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance
they just want to fuck you, you're not that interesting.

>When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance
see above: mind games

> especially if we ask you to stop texting us
boo hoo

>>556652519
elliot's alive guise

>>556659605
I know your feel.

>loaded questions "is it okay if anon and I hang out? No? Well I'm still going to. Just thought I'd ask first anyway."

>texts 3 other guys while we're on a date..with her parents, still not allowed contact with my best friend who happens to be a girl.

>>556659864
you can't find a sheep in a pack of wolves.

>Victim complex
>"Mah life is the worst ever"
>"I get that you had that bad thing happen to you but this even worse bad thing happened to me"
>"It's so hard being me"

>>556659906
lol how so, BITCH?

>>556653861
Stopped reading after "cute"

>>556659446
Guess who doesnt have to go to bed

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>>556658037
Kick him to the kerb.
Stop doing drugs.
Lose weight.
Get some outside interests and meet better people.
End up with a guy who is husband material.

Or continue as you are and end up a trailer park welfare mom.

Your choice.

>>556653001
Fucking this hate it

>>556660089
He wasn't always an asshole.

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Daniellukebarth

>>556659171
You're right. But just incase something on the "Can't stand" list was read incorrectly or misunderstood, I wanted something to clarify the reader.

Also, I didn't want to write a solely negative post. Those aren't nice to read.

>>556659309
That's what this entire thread is about you retard.

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>>556660274
dont reply to him, he'll feel like he succeeded

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>>556659864
Youll find someone

I fucking hate it when girls talk about their ex boyfriends all the time, especially after you fuck her

>>556660193
this

>>556659381
Yeah, whenever I'm sexing my girlfriend and I come up with something creative and sexy she just replies with "wow" or "omg that's hot" and says nothing afterwards

>>556660658
Stop dating HS chicks then.

>>556659864
Also perhaps your reputation precedes you. Let me give you an analogy. Men would rather drink from a fresh bottle of pepsi than one that has had many penises inside of it.

>>556660324
I have a lot of interests and hobbies. Drugs aren't bad.

>>556660186
first guy's not a player or anything, he's kind of a nerd and he used to be a good friend of mine so nothing hugely wrong with him

>>556660530
thanks, i hope so

>>556660451
I hope you didnt release the kraken

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>>556652156
>Sandwhiches
>Being this autist

>>556660770
your fault, faggot

sexting is retarded what the fuck are you expecting?

>>556654003
I you're a girl maybe you can explain this to me, there is this girl that I like and everyone says she likes me too and I'm pretty sure she does, anyway she has stopped messaging me as much as she used to and now she sometimes doesn't even reply, what has happened why is she skating like this??? Also she says stuff about other guys like when she is on holiday she would say stuff like " Italian guys are hot" or whatever, is she trying to make me jealous so I'll like her more or what?

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>>556651738

>>556660770
Yeah, im scared of sex for those potentially sarcastic reasons.

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Daniellukebarth

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>>556651653
Welp

>>556660849
>virgin
no penises in my pepsi

>>556653001
This just happened to me a couple of months ago.

Talking every day on text or messenger for hours, eventually her calling me to talk at night, going out to eat / ice cream
I found out she had a boyfriend after a couple of weeks (long distance), but really enjoyed knowing her and kept hanging out. Then one day she says she was thinking she likes me more than him, etc- so I admit I liked her (which I kept in because I didn't want to weird her out) and then she changes her tune.
Fucking hell, worst month of my life.

I finally got over her when she left town on vacation, then she texts me and says she misses me. I am insaneeee

When they think seeing my dick equates to them showing their tits and nothing more. Nigga one is full genitalia, one is fucking fat on your dumbass chest, you should be showing your cunt too

>>556658037
Sounds like you're talking about one guy instead of guys in general. And it also sounds like you need to get a new boyfriend.

>>556661127
She's bored with you. Sometimes girls like pretending that they're into a guy to see if the guy likes them or if they can make a guy like them. If it's obvious that you like her, her mission is completed and she moves on. This isn't all girls, but a lot of them do this. Only option is to move on. Sorry, pal.

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Fall in love with assholes while i try to be a gentleman then when the guy breaks up with her tries to get me to feel for her but why would i she dated a jerk that was mean to her while i was a gentalmen and then seas why are all men jerks

>>556660274
Daniellukebarth?

>>556657660
that's when you get pissed and call then on their bullshit bro. if she keeps doing that shit you dump her and get a more mature one

>>556653221
>we8C0RNS

>>556660152
Why haven't you dropped the bitch and started dating your best friend?

Pro-tip. The person you want to end up married to for the rest of your life is your best friend. Not a controlling cheating whore.

>>556661127
You waited too long to get it in nigga, she got bored

>>556656104
Whiney little cunt no one cares what you have to say. He is clearly a difference between bing gay such as him and being a faggit such as yourself. An hero pls

>>556660451
Daniellukebarth wants to b success so happy :)

>>556660850
You've made your choice. Don't bitch to us any further.

>>556661458
The friend zone doesn't exist, you're just fat and gay.

>>556661026
How is it my fault, we sext to keep things interesting.

>>556661171
Me too, I'm afraid of just being inadequate

>>556661127
compliment her, tell her she's beautiful or something, flirt
her reaction'll tell you whether she likes you or not
or just ask her out, if she probably likes you and you like her then nothing to lose and all to gain
you wait for her to text you first? girls kind of hate that, we feel like we're annoying you
"Italian guys are hot" means next to nothing, could be trying to make you jealous i guess but that's a pretty weak job of it
if she mentions a guy that you guys actually know being attractive more than once then i'd be worried

>>556661521
You described it perfectly. Dropped the cunt and have been dating best friend for a whole year.

Feels good man.

>>556661845
Feels

>>556661223
Well then one of the few explanations I have left is a small hypothesis I've been thinking about, something that's happened to me in the past(beta stage). It usually happens when I get a girl neither too quickly nor too slowly. Right in the middle (didnt sleep with you on first date, didn't take a year to bang you). I used to lose interest for no damn reason even if it was a fairly cute girl. Sometimes you don't believe yourself, that you were capable of getting her(again, beta stage). The guy doesnt need to not be a nerd but look for someone that has at least a bit of balls.

>>556660370
He is now bitch so open your eyes.

>>556661223
There's hope for you yet.

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Daniellukebarth is the most relevant and think about that you blocked by now that the meaning they were not officially announced that I have had been suggested reading how are cooperating in compiling their photos of these tweets from a philosophical perspective and enjoy your friends with the university of life?

>>556653221
we8c0rns 4 lyfe

>>556651519
>When guys say girls don't like nice guys.
Just because you're nice doesn't mean we're going to like you right away.
>We probably have nothing in common
>You're not as smart as me
>You're boring
>You're creepy
>I saw you picking your nose
>You don't shower enough
>You're a pussy
>You don't have any actual interests/ hobbies
>You're too insecure

>>556661852

do you live in michigan perchance?

>>556660829
College chicks, but still

>>556662167
K

>>556658037
>Expects me to give him head every day when I'm not in the mood
meh my girl does it pretty often and I rarely ask. Or have to ask.

>Has gone down on me 4 times after dating for a year

She rides my face like a champ unless she is on her period

>Forgets wallet when he asks to go out to eat
>Has never paid for a date

We are actually pretty chill about finances Whoever wants to go out pays it's pretty much 50/50

>Brags about how long he can go without showering and expects me to be enthusiastic to suck him off

Just fucking gross... I miss one day and I feel like a heathen... (typically it's the long ass work days and I'm to tired to shower then immediately shower when I wake up)

>Won't fuck if I'm on my period

Fucked her three times today on her period
It's her first day.
nutted twice she came 6 times in total.

>Asks me to lose weight (I'm not overweight)

I am on her constantly about keeping in shape but it goes both ways. /fit/fags

>forces me to eat when I'm not hungry

dumb

>>556662603
>forgets his wallet every time we pick up weed
> never throws down weed

neither of us smoke weed because both are allergic...

>take a fucking shower

check

>gossips more than me

Hate gossip

>asks me if he can have my permission to fuck other girls

Holy god leave this broke ass stoner

>gets pissed when I hang out with other guys

Jealous someone else will find out you are easy as fuck to use and they will steal you.

Stop dating losers jackass.

"i'm gonna jump in this pool" "oh fuck it's really cold and gross and shitty in here"
>>well get the fuck out of the pool
"nah imma stay in here
>>then we are not gonna listen to you bitch

>>556661845
> we sext to keep things interesting
how boring, why don't you actually put penis in vagina? are you having a distant relationship?

>>556662603
I gave him enthusiastic head when he used to shower.

>>556662049
shaddup

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>>556662049
the guy i actually dated was a huge beta, he literally cried at everything and flipped shit over whether he could hold my hand or not lmao
i think betas are kind of my type to be honest
losing interest for no reason..guess that's better than thinking about it and deciding he wasn't into me anymore
funny thing is, he was one of my best friends and completely vanished after we dated
like, i've asked to be friends and apologized at least 3 times over the past year and he's ignored it all and acts like i don't exist
we have so many mutual friends too it's so awkward

what about the other guy? he's literally been saying he likes me for years but he backs off and says he doesn't want a gf 'yet' if i try to reciprocate

>>556662065
well thank you
i like to think so

>>556661907
Brofist.jpg

>>556654231
This shit right here

>>556662303
Fuck off already you skank.

>>556662890
welp, im out of here.

>>556662365
nah, i'm way down in maryland
why?

>>556662780
He used to be great. Then he changed. I don't think the old him was real; it depresses the hell out of me and makes me sick to my stomach. I dated him for a year. He was my first kiss and I lost my virginity to him. I regret it all. I only stay with him because I'm still in love with who he was when I met him.
>why can't guys just act like themselves originally so I don't get a shitty fucking surprise?

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>>556654795
muh nig

girls that act all into sports (specially basketball) rustle the jims hard

>>556663453
why do girls not like guys when they're being themselves?

>>556652495

"trying to act tough" Ha! that's nothing.

Clearly you've never met the girls that GENUINELY BELIEVE they're tough cuz they've "gotten into fights" with their brother/boyfriend/male friend and "won" (Protip: he wasn't really fighting back you dumb bitch). I've heard so many bitches make this claim.

>>556663154
why you mad bro? these are all valid points. femanon is trying to help you here. just stop being a fucking boring beta faggot

>>556661447
You sure it's not too late

>>556651519
>Act irrationally.
Acting completely on the emotion of the moment with a full understanding that when those emotions fade away that the pile of rubble they left behind will be swept under the carpet by you

>>556663659
I'll like a guy if he's nice, smart, and has common interests. I don't think I'm asking too much.

>>556661447
You sure it's not too late???

>>556663751
dude no it's probably not too late
if it seemed like she liked you before then go for it
she probably thinks you don't like her that way

>>556663023
Your sexual market value is low. You don't put out and don't chase Alphas / players.

Your marriage market value is actually very high, you have self control and don't chase cock, while still being hetero and wanting a committed relationship. That's pretty rare in this day and age.

>>556654003
Tits or gtfo

>>556663453
Let me tell you what you are.
S. T. U. P. I. D

>why can't guys just act like themselves originally so I don't get a shitty fucking surprise?

You already told us three fucking times that he has changed. People sometimes change. That doesn't mean he fucking hid anything from you. Fucking hell. Why are women not able to use logic?

>>556663951
I am sure its too late. I never said it wasn't too late. You have no chance with her. I'm sorry, but its true.

>>556663212

everything you've been describing of your ex sounds like me lol. just coincidence

>>556663915
>has common interests.

>>556659317
>>When they pretend to be someone else when they're trying get with you (pretending they like the things I like)

>>556654003
Tits or gtfo.

>>556663453
He started doing drugs and changed, yet you think drugs are OK.

You are a self deluded fatty. Have an epiphany before you post again.

>>556663703
She's not trying to fucking help. All she does is rant about her fucking shithead of boyfriend, that shes also unable to leave. Her advice holds no value, because she is retarded.

>>556664219
It makes sense. I want them to have something in common with me; I don't want them to just pretend to have something in common with me.

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if I pay the bill im either sexist or a gentleman

if i dont pay the bill no matter what im cheap

>>556664097
The majority of people's personality is in their genetics. I don't believe people change. And if they do change, it doesn't happen that quickly.

>>556664038
Pretty sure she knew/knows I like her

>>556664241
That stopped being funny around 2007.

"Yeah bro"

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Have nasty panties.

>>556664079
i'd actually love to put out if i got in a steady relationship
haha i'm kind of secretly kinky
but yeah, i don't chase alphas
they don't chase me either though
we have kind of a silent agreement going on

nice, i get to be special snowflake :-)
i'm 18 though
marriage value=far away

>>556664081
u first

>>556664491
>>556664674

you know how i can tell you're sheltered?

>>556658037
Back to tumblr
>won't fuck me on my period
NO GUY WILL FUCK YOU ON YOUR PERIOD, IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING, DAMN YOU'RE FUCKING DENSE.

>>556664380
fair enough. i hadn't read the whole bread

>>556664297
He's always done drugs, fgt.

>>556664685
and you never asked her old or told her up front?
nothing to lose
do it

>>556653221
Daniellukebarth ate corns

>>556664729
So what if an alpha chased you?

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>>556664810
You used the word sheltered, but I don't think you know what it means. Elaborate, though. I'm curious.

>>556664674
Hah. Hahah. HAHAHAHA. Now I know 100 fucking PERCENT that you are legitimately retarded. Good job. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

>>556664491
Doh. Girls will take up a guys interests if they think he is interesting. They want to have something in common with him. It doesn't even have to be faked. My ex took up shooting to be with me, ended up a high level federal officer based on the skills she learned.

>>556661852
Thanks for the advice, I'm just confused because everything was fine and then as soon as she came back from Mallorca she is speaking to me less like usually would wake up and she would have messaged me now she doesn't and she barely messages me/ replies properly to my messages

>>556655573
WTF GET

DANIELLUKEBARTH

>>556664674
>The majority of people's personality is in their genetics
But... It's not...

>>556658037
youre a bitch. be a hero please

>>556664953
wow
*out
not old

>>556665023
lol they don't
i'm kind of quiet/shy at first and plain looking
from what i've seen, alphas want a trophy
they go for the bitches that all of you guys are posting stuff about

Lie

The fact that they're physically incapable of managing their job, social life, and relationship in an effective way. Men make room for the things they care about and manage their lives as best they can. As soon as a woman thinks she's missing out on something or gets stressed she freaks the fuck out.

>>556665491
bitches aint shit. i like to consider myself somewhat attractive but don't go for 10/10's because they go for frat boys and douchebags. not gonna waste my time. you are doing it right

>>556665438
>>556665334
Its very true. You guys are just assholes. I've taken to genetics classes. Its very, very true. Have you ever read studies where twins were separated at birth? Is /b/ actually this stupid?

>>556665151
Daniellukebarth daniellukebarth

>>556665965
two* whoops

>>556665290
you don't have much experience with dealing with people, let along holding out a relationship.

if your boyfriend was mentally ill, then your statement about genetic behaviour would hold true.

people change all the time. life is change. the rate at which they do is relative. your assumption is far too general.

women say that they want a guy who is intelligent, yet i don't see many of them dealing or keeping up with the intelligence well. half the time it just turns to "can't you act normal?" which is basically saying "can't you get down to my level?"

and, a guy may be great, but if he doesn't have common interests, girls usually can't carry on a conversation.

>>556665431
And I haven't seen her in ages coz she's been on holiday and is on holiday now so I think it's making it worse, I have had quite a few opportunities to get with her but something always seemed to happen like me being too drunk or her sister turning up and she is always on my mind an it's really annoying me that she isn't answering properly

>>556656104
Go an hero, faggot.

>>556665965
environment counts for at least half of your personality

you learn nature vs. nurture in entry-level psychology classes

>>556655441
>>Racists (Humorous racism is okay, genuine is not)
JIDF detected

fuck off, JEW

>>556665431
no problem
maybe she's busy, maybe she's sick of waiting for you
i still say ask her out and see what happens
worst thing that could happen is she says no and y'all stay friends

>>556665730
mmh, thanks
yeah, i'm pretty sure the 9-10/10s that most guys actually want/think they deserve are what spawned the girls-are-whores stereotype honestly
who knows though
maybe me and all my friends are just exceptions
unlikely though

6666666 get

>>556665965

>I have taken TWO(!) (2) genetics classes, I know everything about that field, even tough it's an incredible complex subject that I could study my entire life and not understand completely.

An hero now.

>>556666212
I am smarter than most of the guys I talk to. It's disappointing. I don't have a lot of experience with people because I hate most people. No one ever has any fucking interests, and if they do, they're not as smart me. If they are as smart as me, they're pretentious about it. I hate people. I spend most of my time playing piano, reading, or watching documentaries.

>>556666318
don't get drunk before you hang out? :p
just ask her to a movie or something, see where it goes. if she was completely uninterested, she wouldn't talk to you in the first place.

>>556666798
uhuh. so let's go with that for now.

why the rush to date, then? don't fucking date, and you wouldn't be here complaining.

>>556666570
I know that. I guess most was giving too much credit to genetics, but its still a large percent. I just don't believe people change because I've never seen it before.