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>>556651767 Fuck you OP. Its just like you to go and tell all your friends on /B/ well for your information anon, im breaking up with you. Because i found a new man and his name is Chad and he makes ME the sandwhiches.
>>556652374 this, and also just generally everything. Fuck if they aren't cute, kissable, fuckable, and all that but goddamn do I hate them as people, even the smart ones are emotional disasters and unreasonable.
>>556651519 >get into that "going out mode" and plan their slutty outfits all day but still try six things on then spend 30 min straightening their hair then 60 min doing makeup then talk about bullshit stuff while they "pregame" all the while texting their slutty friends about where to go that night.
>>556651519 My day was so hard. Jana from accounting was being a total bitch because she thinks Kevin is cute, but Chandra already asked Kevin out, but none of them know that Kevin is really gay and in love with Stephen who thinks that Chandra is flirting with him, wish pissed off Stephanie because she's got a crush on Kevin too... are you even listening.
I changed two transmissions and a six pack of injectors today. I don't care, dear.
Can't stand >Liars >Cheaters >Racists (Humorous racism is okay, genuine is not) >Regular mood swings >No sense of humour/reserved humour (no penchant for dark jokes) >Not usually happy >Complain about every little thing >"Ewww, that's gross" >"No thanks, I don't want to try (X foreign food)" >"What's the point of travelling to other countries?"
Love >Honest >Motherly >Kind to all people (including herself) >Generally in a good mood >Does not get put off by minor things >Can tell jokes often (Don't necessarily need to be dark, but she should understand dark humour) >Open minded >Willing to try new things and take risks
pic related >tfw average girl with genuine smile becomes 9/10
>>556654450 generally true yeah and kind of nervously laugh at stuff that's not a joke also fidget, play with hair, either refuse to make eye contact or look rly deep into your eyes for a second longer than others would
>>556652272 Yeah, you're on the wrong website, faggot. I'm not sure where you got the idea true faggots are welcome around here. They're not. We loathe you. We call each other fag this 'n that because it is the lowest form of insult.
Go to one of your homosexual, male asshole loving AIDS threads somewhere.
>>556651519 expect you to buy them things support them. call you all day long when you are at work trying to make money so they will stick around accuse you of being unfaithful (makes me think they are) start fights over bullshit. .
You know what I hate in a girl? When she tries to act like some tough shit, saw this bitch in a movie once >it's gonna be a long day sherif, want a shot of jack? > (sherif) it's 3 pm and were both on the job I don't think that's a great idea >suits you, more for me It didn't help that she was half black but fuck when girls try to act like they're badass mother fucking tough shit, something about it just stresses me right out
>>556657498 God damn, this girl I was fucking regularly always acted like tough shit. I never gave her feedback and she finally realized how dumb she sounded. Pissed me off for hours when she did that shit.
Things I don't like about guys. >Expects me to give him head every day when I'm not in the mood >Has gone down on me 4 times after dating for a year >Forgets wallet when he asks to go out to eat >Has never paid for a date >Brags about how long he can go without showering and expects me to be enthusiastic to suck him off >Won't fuck if I'm on my period >Asks me to lose weight (I'm not overweight) >forces me to eat when I'm not hungry >forgets his wallet every time we pick up weed > never throws down weed >take a fucking shower >gossips more than me >asks me if he can have my permission to fuck other girls >gets pissed when I hang out with other guys
>Expect you to only approach them >Act like they're depressed 24/7 and overweight >Expect the most out of us guys, like stuff that no guy would ever do except in a movie or something Act like we're bad people because we enjoy sex >tell us not to judge them by their looks when they do the same >expect good morning texts and to be told constantly they look good >like whore for everything >call you shy or quiet on the phone when they're just talking to their friend the whole time >always expect you to say yes when they need something >use their bodies to gain alot of things >don't act natural around guys Idk I could probably think of more things but these are the majority of things that piss me off, anyone agree?
>>556657521 nooo don't poke my ribs they're ticklish :-(
oh and things i don't like about guys: -text me first then reply with one word answers and expect me to completely carry the conversation, then just randomly stop -they all have commitment problems -make a bunch of promises, say i can trust them, then wait until i fall for em and ditch me as soon as they find someone they like more or sometimes just when they get bored
Flipping out on me because I still have a few chick friends that are nothing more than another bro. Yet their entire friend spectrum is just males and their excuse is "women are all bitches to each other guys are way cooler".
>>556653001 Happened to me in grade 10 once, the bitch was saying how she wanted to date me, turns out she was dating her boyfriend still and i almost got beaten up by 3 of the biggest nigger drug dealers in the school. After that I basically said fuck it to her and her crowd of people and moved on to girls at a different school
When they act like no one else is around, just being inconsiderate.
I remember catching a plane, there was a sign by the gate saying 1 carry on bag per passenger. A group of 3 women turns up. 3 bags each. They get on the plane and of course, they are at the front. They put their 9 bags in the overhead compartment and sit down. So far no problem. The problem is when we land. They stand up and proceed to take out the 9 bags from the overhead leaving an entire plane full of people waiting.
>>556658037 cont. >complain about girls being superficial when they're superficial too >When they pretend to be someone else when they're trying get with you (pretending they like the things I like) >guys play just as many, if not more mind games than girls do >when they assume girls like assholes >I don't like assholes >When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance >when girls act like they don't like you, it doesn't mean we like you > especially if we ask you to stop texting us
>>556658959 Me too. My last girlfriend used to send me texts that made it out to seem like she genuinely missed me (would go out on business a lot) and she would add all these amazing emojis and shit and then the conversation would deteriorate to k's. We did both hate texting though to be fair and only texted each other.
>>556658694 >then reply with one word answers They're just nervous, anon. The same way you and I would be.
If the social pressure weren't put on guys to make the first move, I'm sure they wouldn't have the guts to talk to you in the first place.
In highschool, when I was nervous and talking to someone I liked (remember MSN?) I wrote really long messages to make sure the girl understood what I was saying at all times. I was worried that, since she didn't know me well, that she could take what I say out of context. It would end up with me writing paragraphs and paragraphs to her.
I guess some guys are the other way around. They'll write short messages so that there's nothing TO take out of context. I trust your judgement to know which ones are actually genuinely people who don't care about the conversation enough to provide real answers, but you should know that tons of people are just bad with their nerves.
>>556658951 like what? i don't play mind games or anything, i'm completely honest and straightforward with them, and i can keep up an interesting conversation one says he's interested then disappears after a few days, he's done it 5 or 6 times now. it was alright the first couple times but now it's just annoying that he expects me to wait on him and his autism.
had a bf that was head over heels in love with me, was a really good gf, never bitchy, taught him how to hug, always up for cuddling. he started ignoring me after a month, i tried talking to him about it, nothing helped but he said he still really liked me. finally broke up with him and he immediately went for another girl.
>>556659317 >>complain about girls being superficial when they're superficial too yep
>>When they pretend to be someone else when they're trying get with you (pretending they like the things I like) if guys were being themselves women would never, if rarely, like them. hint: "I like a guy who is exciting and i can get along with"
>guys play just as many, if not more mind games than girls do i really doubt it, hun. the best/worst they can do is use love for sex.
>when they assume girls like assholes stereotypes exist for a reason
>I don't like assholes good for you
>>When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance they just want to fuck you, you're not that interesting.
>When they decide they're into me after knowing me for two seconds based off of my physical appearance see above: mind games
> especially if we ask you to stop texting us boo hoo
>>556654003 I you're a girl maybe you can explain this to me, there is this girl that I like and everyone says she likes me too and I'm pretty sure she does, anyway she has stopped messaging me as much as she used to and now she sometimes doesn't even reply, what has happened why is she skating like this??? Also she says stuff about other guys like when she is on holiday she would say stuff like " Italian guys are hot" or whatever, is she trying to make me jealous so I'll like her more or what?
>>556653001 This just happened to me a couple of months ago.
Talking every day on text or messenger for hours, eventually her calling me to talk at night, going out to eat / ice cream I found out she had a boyfriend after a couple of weeks (long distance), but really enjoyed knowing her and kept hanging out. Then one day she says she was thinking she likes me more than him, etc- so I admit I liked her (which I kept in because I didn't want to weird her out) and then she changes her tune. Fucking hell, worst month of my life.
I finally got over her when she left town on vacation, then she texts me and says she misses me. I am insaneeee
>>556661127 She's bored with you. Sometimes girls like pretending that they're into a guy to see if the guy likes them or if they can make a guy like them. If it's obvious that you like her, her mission is completed and she moves on. This isn't all girls, but a lot of them do this. Only option is to move on. Sorry, pal.
Fall in love with assholes while i try to be a gentleman then when the guy breaks up with her tries to get me to feel for her but why would i she dated a jerk that was mean to her while i was a gentalmen and then seas why are all men jerks
>>556661127 compliment her, tell her she's beautiful or something, flirt her reaction'll tell you whether she likes you or not or just ask her out, if she probably likes you and you like her then nothing to lose and all to gain you wait for her to text you first? girls kind of hate that, we feel like we're annoying you "Italian guys are hot" means next to nothing, could be trying to make you jealous i guess but that's a pretty weak job of it if she mentions a guy that you guys actually know being attractive more than once then i'd be worried
>>556661223 Well then one of the few explanations I have left is a small hypothesis I've been thinking about, something that's happened to me in the past(beta stage). It usually happens when I get a girl neither too quickly nor too slowly. Right in the middle (didnt sleep with you on first date, didn't take a year to bang you). I used to lose interest for no damn reason even if it was a fairly cute girl. Sometimes you don't believe yourself, that you were capable of getting her(again, beta stage). The guy doesnt need to not be a nerd but look for someone that has at least a bit of balls.
>>556660951 >>556661012 >>556660897 Daniellukebarth is the most relevant and think about that you blocked by now that the meaning they were not officially announced that I have had been suggested reading how are cooperating in compiling their photos of these tweets from a philosophical perspective and enjoy your friends with the university of life?
>>556651519 >When guys say girls don't like nice guys. Just because you're nice doesn't mean we're going to like you right away. >We probably have nothing in common >You're not as smart as me >You're boring >You're creepy >I saw you picking your nose >You don't shower enough >You're a pussy >You don't have any actual interests/ hobbies >You're too insecure
>>556662049 the guy i actually dated was a huge beta, he literally cried at everything and flipped shit over whether he could hold my hand or not lmao i think betas are kind of my type to be honest losing interest for no reason..guess that's better than thinking about it and deciding he wasn't into me anymore funny thing is, he was one of my best friends and completely vanished after we dated like, i've asked to be friends and apologized at least 3 times over the past year and he's ignored it all and acts like i don't exist we have so many mutual friends too it's so awkward
what about the other guy? he's literally been saying he likes me for years but he backs off and says he doesn't want a gf 'yet' if i try to reciprocate
>>556662780 He used to be great. Then he changed. I don't think the old him was real; it depresses the hell out of me and makes me sick to my stomach. I dated him for a year. He was my first kiss and I lost my virginity to him. I regret it all. I only stay with him because I'm still in love with who he was when I met him. >why can't guys just act like themselves originally so I don't get a shitty fucking surprise?
Clearly you've never met the girls that GENUINELY BELIEVE they're tough cuz they've "gotten into fights" with their brother/boyfriend/male friend and "won" (Protip: he wasn't really fighting back you dumb bitch). I've heard so many bitches make this claim.
>>556651519 >Act irrationally. Acting completely on the emotion of the moment with a full understanding that when those emotions fade away that the pile of rubble they left behind will be swept under the carpet by you
>>556664079 i'd actually love to put out if i got in a steady relationship haha i'm kind of secretly kinky but yeah, i don't chase alphas they don't chase me either though we have kind of a silent agreement going on
nice, i get to be special snowflake :-) i'm 18 though marriage value=far away
>>556664491 Doh. Girls will take up a guys interests if they think he is interesting. They want to have something in common with him. It doesn't even have to be faked. My ex took up shooting to be with me, ended up a high level federal officer based on the skills she learned.
>>556661852 Thanks for the advice, I'm just confused because everything was fine and then as soon as she came back from Mallorca she is speaking to me less like usually would wake up and she would have messaged me now she doesn't and she barely messages me/ replies properly to my messages
The fact that they're physically incapable of managing their job, social life, and relationship in an effective way. Men make room for the things they care about and manage their lives as best they can. As soon as a woman thinks she's missing out on something or gets stressed she freaks the fuck out.
>>556665438 >>556665334 Its very true. You guys are just assholes. I've taken to genetics classes. Its very, very true. Have you ever read studies where twins were separated at birth? Is /b/ actually this stupid?
>>556665290 you don't have much experience with dealing with people, let along holding out a relationship.
if your boyfriend was mentally ill, then your statement about genetic behaviour would hold true.
people change all the time. life is change. the rate at which they do is relative. your assumption is far too general.
women say that they want a guy who is intelligent, yet i don't see many of them dealing or keeping up with the intelligence well. half the time it just turns to "can't you act normal?" which is basically saying "can't you get down to my level?"
and, a guy may be great, but if he doesn't have common interests, girls usually can't carry on a conversation.
>>556665431 And I haven't seen her in ages coz she's been on holiday and is on holiday now so I think it's making it worse, I have had quite a few opportunities to get with her but something always seemed to happen like me being too drunk or her sister turning up and she is always on my mind an it's really annoying me that she isn't answering properly
>>556665431 no problem maybe she's busy, maybe she's sick of waiting for you i still say ask her out and see what happens worst thing that could happen is she says no and y'all stay friends
>>556665730 mmh, thanks yeah, i'm pretty sure the 9-10/10s that most guys actually want/think they deserve are what spawned the girls-are-whores stereotype honestly who knows though maybe me and all my friends are just exceptions unlikely though
>>556666212 I am smarter than most of the guys I talk to. It's disappointing. I don't have a lot of experience with people because I hate most people. No one ever has any fucking interests, and if they do, they're not as smart me. If they are as smart as me, they're pretentious about it. I hate people. I spend most of my time playing piano, reading, or watching documentaries.
>>556666626 Yeah she did say she was busy when I asked why she wasn't replying normally but when I asked what she was doing she just said stuff so it wasn't very convincing but yeah I'll hopefully meet up with her when she gets back from holiday an she what happens, I'm just sick of walking away and going home without anything happening
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